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Wish I'd made this last week...

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:58, archived)

Fantastic

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:59, archived)

Why do you wish this?

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head-doctor ololololo, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:59, archived)

for last weeks compo

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:00, archived)

Ahh, I thought I missed something.

Very woo, by the way.

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head-doctor ololololo, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:01, archived)

Because mines are safe

until you detonate them with a frisbee

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ClanSoul, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:02, archived)

hahahhahahahaha!

Fantastic!

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bennyhillslovechild, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:59, archived)

boom millhouse

(GiF .sig, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:59, archived)

I lolled very loud at that.

Woo.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:00, archived)

hahahahaha

this is excellent

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Your watch is BACK, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:00, archived)

i thought the simpsons movie was rubbish

i am still a big fan of the tv series though

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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:00, archived)

I found it juxtaposed conflicting semanticisms to highlight a solipistic subtext

Now where did i put my subtext highlighter?....

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:03, archived)

ace!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:01, archived)

*pokes*

he he he

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:06, archived)

what? where? who???

this is getting creepy...

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:07, archived)

ha ha ha

that's ace!

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:03, archived)

I need to see this movie.

Transformers was just pain disturbing.

The movie ends with the humans humping on bumblebee while the other transfomers watch.

What is the deal with that?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:03, archived)

Robots love the meatbag sex.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:07, archived)

Optimus prime even explains that they are just there, watching.

It's NASTY.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:11, archived)

A circle of glowing eyes; circuits clicking with electronic desires.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:14, archived)

Damn, that's some nice animation.

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Purple Onion, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:04, archived)

WooYayFrisbee!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:09, archived)

damn good

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:10, archived)

brilliant, agaaaaaaaaaaaain!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:10, archived)

hahahaha

brill!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:16, archived)

cock!

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octopus footwear raaa, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:57, archived)

crudely drawn too!

lol

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:58, archived)

yet strangely good

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:00, archived)

cluck yeah!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:58, archived)

cocking ace!

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head-doctor ololololo, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:58, archived)

That's marvellously irritating :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:59, archived)

^this puts what i'm thinking into words best

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:04, archived)

cerebral palsy?*

cerebral?

(GiF .sig, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:59, archived)

very nice. a little freaky, too.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:02, archived)

cock a doodle

a female deer...

YAY

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:05, archived)

Your cock

appears to be running

*profers tissue*

(allergic to curry, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:38, archived)

Sigh...took too long and could've been much better...

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B.T., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:55, archived)

Crazy Liz

She's in the killin' biz
yo

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:56, archived)

is it hometime yet?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:57, archived)

In another hour ish for me, fella

how about you?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:58, archived)

yes!

*off*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:58, archived)

*sticks out bottom lip and sulks*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:59, archived)

Have a Boddingtons for me please!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:03, archived)

Nice!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:57, archived)

HORSE IS A ALIEN!

BEWARE!

Just thought I'd throw that one into the mix.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:00, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:05, archived)

BEWARE!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:06, archived)

OH SHIT!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:07, archived)

I want to beware!

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:10, archived)

Arf! Yours is better :P

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B.T., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:00, archived)

nah, there is no better, only variations

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:02, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7498430

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:59, archived)

Anytime?

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:09, archived)

arf!

www.b3ta.com/board/7496864

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:10, archived)

Oi, you can't play that in here mate.

oh, and earlier I forgot to compo this. Please feel free to go and click it :)

(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:52, archived)

Fire in the sky!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:52, archived)

pretty adequate film, that

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:54, archived)

I just added to the list, thanks.

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:57, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:57, archived)

it's got to have been better than Fire in the Stone

poxy bloody film
www.imdb.com/title/tt0122065/

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:59, archived)

haha!

needs more sky-based fire

(likeajackhammer, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:53, archived)

haha!

needs more SHUT THE FUCK UP, SHITCLONER.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:01, archived)

Dang dang daang, dang dang dang-daaaang,

dang dang daang, dang dang!

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:55, archived)

drink tieme!

ta ra fur noo

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:56, archived)

eeuurrgh

orrible stuff

(likeajackhammer, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:56, archived)

hahaha

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:57, archived)

heh heh

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:00, archived)

hahaha

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:00, archived)

Sally.....and friend.

And a sprite from a game I'll probably never finish.....

....I'm too easily distracted.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:48, archived)

Woo!

i think i can see her fanny crack! :P

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mr spoons, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:49, archived)

Woo!

That's the cutest sharp-toothed fish ever

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:49, archived)

yay, I like the wee hamster bloke :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:49, archived)

cracking stuff...

As usual. WOO

EDIT and Threadjack: Has Rob chosen the newsletter subjectline yet ?

I think this post form yesterday may be fitting:

I am Marcus' father
I am also a lawyer if you must know. The internet is a free place and if you ban my son from it again it is discrimination and illegal. this is your first and hopefully only warning.

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:49, archived)

In reality, I am marcus biological father

for his mother is a pretty well know whore in the area. The lawyer had to marry her in fear of a major scandal.

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Your watch is BACK, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:55, archived)

haha

Marvelous.

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:56, archived)

if it was for me, Marcus would be tasting the buckle of my belt

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Your watch is BACK, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:58, archived)

0_o

Gagging ?

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:59, archived)

Hmmm.

Perhaps "As Banned By Marcus' Father"? - doesn't quite work.

Errrr.."You Can Only Read This If Your Father's A Lawyer?". Hmmm.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:00, archived)

for a game you say?

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mongychops, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:49, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:50, archived)

no poly

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:50, archived)

LOOK AT THESE HANDS I MODELLED.

I'M BETTER AT THIS THAN ANYONE HERE.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:51, archived)

hahahaha God, that's folklore now

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:53, archived)

To be honest, I still prefer

"A gif has frames that work".

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:54, archived)

haha

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mongychops, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:57, archived)

THIRTY TWO K

OF TEA

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:53, archived)

hahahahaha

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bennyhillslovechild, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:54, archived)

Nurse Sally Vs The Mutants.

I'm generating bits and pieces for a little game.
Think Castlevania just with a nurse......and poor graphics.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:51, archived)

as long as it has a scantly clad sally in it i'm sure it'll sell.

have some bonus rounds where they can interact with sally, it'll be the next 'leisure suit larry', you mark my words.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:53, archived)

"Nurse suit Sally"?

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:55, archived)

the kung fu maid sprites from the castelvania games are great

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:55, archived)

demo! demo!

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:50, archived)

HUZZAH!

My squildo is well and truly graped.

Have a great weekend all.

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:50, archived)

1994 called

It wants its sprite back

:P

CAMELTOE!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:51, archived)

hahaha

Oooh, get you!

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bennyhillslovechild, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:52, archived)

hehe

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:52, archived)

I'M HOLDING OUT FOR A HERO TILL THE END OF THE NIGHT

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:53, archived)

YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!

arrrrggghhhhhhhh....

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:55, archived)

The 90s had the best looking games.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:52, archived)

For Great Justice!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:53, archived)

hey now

don't diss the sprites

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:53, archived)

Beasty

That little green guy rocks :)

(kalahara, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 20:52, archived)

That is the bestest evil fish I've ever seen!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:52, archived)

^this

and cutest evil fish, too

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:58, archived)

More snapper

less garments

(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:58, archived)

Can I axe you a question?

When will you draw her after the piranha has done away with her clothes?

*click*

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ClanSoul, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:59, archived)

make the game like ghosts and goblins....

..in that she loses her clothes when she takes damage

(Alexander Graham Smell, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:18, archived)

/|\

This.

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kHiTe Post-Punk Retro Child: Indier and Gother than Thou, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:36, archived)

That gets the weekend off to a roaring start

Just what is it exactly (besides the piranha) that's attacking our dear Sally?

And when will we find out what the other 25 letters stand for?

Inquiring minds want to know!!
.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:08, archived)

mew

*drops, runs to work*

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the.jokl @jonksson, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:42, archived)

b3ta.com/board/7499016

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head-doctor ololololo, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:43, archived)

i've just seen that

*makes spooky x file noises, really runs off to work*

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the.jokl @jonksson, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:45, archived)

*spangs*

A cat in the re-tail industry? :p

EDIT: I like to think the sign behind him says 'no barking'

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:43, archived)

Selling Moggyzines?

*ducks*

(Super Jet Shoes, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:45, archived)

litter lout.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:44, archived)

Is he Jewish?

That looks like a yarmulke

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:45, archived)

funny.... she doesn;t look Druish!

(likeajackhammer, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:46, archived)

MR ROBINSON!!! IT DOES NOT COMPUTE!

IMAGE AM NOT COMPO ENTRY!

(likeajackhammer, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:45, archived)

STOP PRETENDING TO BE DOCTOR DYSLEXIA.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:51, archived)

wow... I have my very own stalker!

you have now increased your popularity by 32.5%

(likeajackhammer, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:54, archived)

You need to be more handsome before we'll remember you.

I am so sexy that I can't be forgotten. What is your claim to fame?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:56, archived)

He's hawt

And this is my stalking turf, yo.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:57, archived)

Ok, just promise you'll call him shitcloner.

I owe it to my split personality, Furburger.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:59, archived)

You clearly don't know who you are talking to...

I am far too important to stand around talking to the likes of you... I have a high-stakes poker game to attend...

I bid you good day sir!

(likeajackhammer, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:01, archived)

feel free to reply impotently as I shall not be here to read them...

(likeajackhammer, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:02, archived)

Are you finished talking?

You just kind of trailed off there.

It's a pity, the dot-dot-dot-question-mark is my favourite piece of punctutation. YOU COULD HAVE BEEN A CONTENDER.

...?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:05, archived)

yay! :D

something that's not a vague song..hurrah!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:47, archived)

Posting for a friend:

(oliciv, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:37, archived)

your friend is chris langham

AICMFP

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:38, archived)

pffffft

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Damien's Hearse, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:39, archived)

hah

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:40, archived)

actually, just seeing that animation above...

I had a brief idea to do the lyrics to 'baby come back'...
On reflection, - after about a second - I don't think I'll bother

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:40, archived)

O_o

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bennyhillslovechild, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:41, archived)

^ this

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:42, archived)

yeah, like YOU of all people are shocked ;)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:45, archived)

:-O

How very dare you! :)

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bennyhillslovechild, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:49, archived)

SICKO

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mongychops, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:41, archived)

Good choice

pretty sure that'd just be plain wrong :p

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:42, archived)

'pretty sure'? - I'm 110% sure on that one

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:44, archived)

meh, i'll be the judge of that

do it

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mongychops, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:46, archived)

no thanks, I value my hard drive in it's current location

and not relocated to Scotland Yard

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:47, archived)

Why?

Is there bad feng shui in Scotland?

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Purple Onion, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:01, archived)

hahahahahaha!

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mr spoons, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:50, archived)

aaaah that old chestnut

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:39, archived)

Oh Mummy I'm unhappy.

There's something in my nappy.
It's big and brown.
I can't sit down...

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:39, archived)

that 'ol chestnut.

edit/ aaaaah!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:39, archived)

*sprinkles*

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:41, archived)

WON-HUNDRID AND AYYTEHHHH!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:35, archived)

hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaaha

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:36, archived)

^this

TWICE

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:36, archived)

SUDDEN DEATH!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:38, archived)

WON-HUNDRID AND AYYTEHHHH!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:36, archived)

can I steal that for the title?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:41, archived)

Of course!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:41, archived)

cheers!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:48, archived)

oof!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:36, archived)

Excellent...

:o)

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:36, archived)

haha!

i laughed out loud - paul ross NOTW

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mr spoons, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:36, archived)

Did anyone see 'No Win No Fee' presented by Paul Ross?

It was a terrible gameshow, but made great by the fact that none of the contestants chose to gamble at the end, so Paul Ross never got any money out of it.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:41, archived)

hahaha

excellent

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:42, archived)

haha!

sounds great

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mr spoons, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:48, archived)

180?

MPH?
Woo.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:37, archived)

Sudden death

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ClanSoul, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:45, archived)

60....120...... bounced off the barrier

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:58, archived)

haha

good

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new_matt, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:37, archived)

oh no..she's really dead!!

*just realises*

*sobs*

too soon!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:38, archived)

*comforts*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:39, archived)

hahahaha

Super smashing etc

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:38, archived)

hahahahaha!

i award you a speedboat.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:38, archived)

'Sudden Death'

Arf!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:38, archived)

SETS LEGS!

whatever the blazes that means...

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:40, archived)

Putting legs back together after they've been broken

Obviously!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:42, archived)

Shame about the checkout

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Milgigan Double, Single, Single, Double., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:39, archived)

180s for show

doubles for dough

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:47, archived)

brilliant!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:39, archived)

PFFFFT

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mongychops, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:40, archived)

hahahaha, wonderful stuff sir

/Total eclipse of the darts

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:40, archived)

arghjhh!!! don;t get me started on Bonnie Tyler again

damn you Dixon!!

*shakes appendage*

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:42, archived)

every now and then I fall apart...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:43, archived)

*gets superglue and sellotape*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:45, archived)

cor! friday is here!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:46, archived)

Wahey!

*packs her weekend bag*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:46, archived)

it's amazing how much you can cram in there

cor!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:47, archived)

I use TARDIS technology

*packs furiously*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:50, archived)

TARDIS technology eh...

Good job I've brought my very own sonic screwdriver...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:51, archived)

It's incredible - I could get in there if I wanted

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:54, archived)

that's what I've been hoping too....

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:01, archived)

Jinkies!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:50, archived)

FUCK!!

Here we go again....

I NEED A HERO!!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:45, archived)

*holds out*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:46, archived)

Oi yoused to fink dere was loight in me noight

but now oi'm only smashing dem clarts.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:50, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha

Smashing.

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Collatallie Sisters, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:40, archived)

hahaha

woo to the post

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Your watch is BACK, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:41, archived)

Haha!

(

DogHorse plop, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:42, archived)

oof!

M3Essential King of, erm . . . Smarts!

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Purple Onion, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:45, archived)

smarts?

nobody has ever accused me of that.

And hello Mr.Onion, it seems like forever since I've read your name. How's the wife and baby? She must be almost 6 months old now... The baby I mean, not the wife...

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:47, archived)

Don't be so humble, sir.

He's around 8 months and quite happy to try and eat my computer and all its cables, despite a huge pile of toys in the middle of the floor.

How about you and yours?

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Purple Onion, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:54, archived)

The boy is now 8 and has a penchant for archery

Fiona is still 6 and a little doll. :)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:00, archived)

Wow, I didn't know your kids were so old.

You are like a real grownup or something. Well
Fiona is a grand Irish name. My son Liam and all
our Irish relatives would approve. Give her a
fine kiss for me and punch the boy in the arm and
tell him it's from the guy living in the mine.

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Purple Onion, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:13, archived)

will do squire!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:22, archived)

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Purple Onion, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:37, archived)

haha

v.good :D

(likeajackhammer, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:46, archived)

he he he

ace, ning m3e

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:47, archived)

what? who said that? where did that noise come from?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:49, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA

shockingly good sar :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:31, archived)

Posting for a friend:

Click for bigger (153KB)

(oliciv, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:35, archived)

Mews at Ten

;)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:36, archived)

Mews at kitTEN?

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skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:43, archived)

Why are these being compo-ed?

/confused

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:44, archived)

no idea

this compo blows

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skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:45, archived)

hahahahahaha!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:51, archived)

Nice one Radiohead!

See filename if confused...

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:32, archived)

Baby on board?

From the Simpsons?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:34, archived)

Baby on board,
Something, something, Burt Ward..

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:35, archived)

it practically writes itself!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:37, archived)

Bigger than Jebus...

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:38, archived)

the title of our fourth album

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:39, archived)

a better driver. a safer car

shot of baby smiling in backseat

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:35, archived)

beatles shirly

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Your watch is BACK, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:35, archived)

beep beep mmm beep beep

yeah!

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Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:18, archived)

the beautiful sloth

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mr spoons, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:30, archived)

Snap!

www.b3ta.com/board/7498688

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:30, archived)

yours is a cracker!

it inspired me to copy you :P

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mr spoons, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:32, archived)

Woo!

I grew up listening to that band

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:33, archived)

I find that very hard to believe.

When did you grow up?!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:34, archived)

from when I was born onwards :D

1988 onwards. My parents both listened to them, so naturally I did.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:36, archived)

You could have stuck rusks in your ears!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:37, archived)

and waste good rusks?

They were the most amazing thing about being young, rusks.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:38, archived)

Bindun?

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edz314 smelled the glove on, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:19, archived)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:29, archived)

lost me there......

Ris?

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edz314 smelled the glove on, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:30, archived)

There was a thread above you

But the sodding n00b deleted it. It was just text.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:33, archived)

I saw that

and Nazi'd. Lack of sleep making me tetchy.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:35, archived)

it was clearly a mistake,

they'd obvoiulsy clicke 'new post' instead of 'reply'
no need to get your knickers in a twist

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:35, archived)

Coz they're so close together?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:40, archived)

hahaha

lost boys ftw

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:32, archived)

because nobody gets to see your toaps?

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:33, archived)

How would I do a thread deleter one

in a deleted thread?!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:43, archived)

i didn't mean a thread deleter one, silly!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:46, archived)

Madness!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:29, archived)

Too obscure?

Winchester Cathedral - you're bringing me down. You stood and you watched as my baby left town

Dave the Hat would know it...

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giant_squid, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:18, archived)

newsletter subjectline compos

what's your ideas kiddos?

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rob, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:17, archived)

WHAT FUCKING TIME DO YOU CALL THIS?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:18, archived)

Cool title

*arf*

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:18, archived)

fuck my fish fanny you filthy foregin fowl-inspector

EDIT: whoops replied in the wrong place there

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Just Flange, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:20, archived)

'Come back Fraser, all is forgiven'

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:18, archived)

his name is Fraser

and he gets very annoyed that people insist on getting his name wrong

(

rob, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:19, archived)

haha you're too slow

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:19, archived)

'Go ahead B3ta, I'm listening'

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:36, archived)

^or this

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:43, archived)

hahaha

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:19, archived)

not quite yet

(

Your watch is BACK, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:19, archived)

'Wibble, wobble, wibble, wobble, jelly on a plate'

Now available in bread-o-vision

EDIT: Or

If you only read one newsletter this weekend; make this one a close second!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:18, archived)

Winnar!

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head-doctor ololololo, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:18, archived)

Sorry, changed it:D

JUst pretend it still says 'Wibble, wobble, wibble, wobble, jelly on a plate'

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:19, archived)

Piss!

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head-doctor ololololo, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:20, archived)

Remind me not to get any jelly off you!

But just for you!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:21, archived)

'We wish we had real jobs'

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:18, archived)

I've got a real job

Those burgers don't grill themselves

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rob, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:21, archived)

Don't worry, it was kind of a wish for me as well.

I don't even have a fake job :(

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:22, archived)

MADDY FOUND OFF COAST OF CORNWALL

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head-doctor ololololo, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:18, archived)

and Brighton

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:23, archived)

Blackpool

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:23, archived)

Scarborough

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:24, archived)

Coast

(

head-doctor ololololo, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:24, archived)

haha!

(

Damien's Hearse, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:24, archived)

Farting cure cancer shocker!

(duck Quack !, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:18, archived)

WHY SEX WITH CHEESE IS NOT A GOOD IDEA

(

Your watch is BACK, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:18, archived)

GOUDA IDEA, shirley?

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:23, archived)

well I'll be edamned

(

Damien's Hearse, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:25, archived)

;)

Ripe gouda with extra holes ftw!

(

Your watch is BACK, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:26, archived)

cant pacify a screaming child? the Mcann's can

(likeajackhammer, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:19, archived)

PRIME CUTS OF LAMB FOUND IN BRUM KEBAB

(likeajackhammer, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:20, archived)

SHUT UP, SHITCLONER.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:23, archived)

^ This!

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:27, archived)

*gives you a round of applause*

(likeajackhammer, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:39, archived)

so.... you are tediously copying a tedious impersonation of a tedious meme...

oh dear... I'm embarrassed for you and your whole family...

(likeajackhammer, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:32, archived)

What?

I keep waiting for you to finish your sentence, but you keep trailing off.

Is this dot-dot-dot thing an end of a statement, or are you still talking?

Am I interrupting you here? You need to finish your sentences quicker!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:35, archived)

Is that it?

that's the best you can do...?

I didn't realise I was going into a battle of wits with an unarmed man.

(likeajackhammer, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:38, archived)

NOW YOU ARE JUST TROLLING.

STOP BULLYING ME!

:(

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:40, archived)

pfft!1

I AM GOING TO IGNORE YOU NOW* BUT BEFORE I DO I AM GOING TO INFORM YOU OF THE FACT, AT LENGTH, IN CAPITALS, AS I BELIEVE YOU SHOULD KNOW!

* I probably wont so I can see your retorts

(likeajackhammer, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:41, archived)

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:43, archived)

Whoever voted 'D' for the compo is a total pisscrane

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:19, archived)

hahahahaha!

^this!

(

bennyhillslovechild, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:24, archived)

GET OFF MY ANAL

(

head-doctor ololololo, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:19, archived)

PISSING ON YOUR NANS CHIP BUTTY

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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:20, archived)

"My dog has two noses"

news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/6940289.stm

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giant_squid, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:20, archived)

MISSED BY YOUR SPAMFILTER

(

Your watch is BACK, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:20, archived)

WE LIED, THIS EDITION IS A FUCKING HOUR LATE

(

head-doctor ololololo, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:20, archived)

Eastern European interns and the crazy hijinks they cause when they visit other countries

edit: oh, oh. the subjectline for the actual newsletter.

*I don't read directions, my email will be deleted*

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:20, archived)

KIM JONG-IL ILL AND ILLITERATE IN ILLINOIS

(Maels, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:21, archived)

heh

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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:22, archived)

You've got to admire a Myra

(

DogHorse plop, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:21, archived)

The anal rape of newsletters - it makes your whole week

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:21, archived)

THIS SPACE LEFT INTENTIONALLY BLANK

[THIS SPACE LEFT INTENTIONALLY BLANK]

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Your watch is BACK, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:21, archived)

IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU ARE TOO CLOSE. STOP CARING AND I PROMISE TO GIVE MORE OF A SHIT.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:21, archived)

MY ASHTRAY STINKS LIKE SHIT

cgi.ebay.co.uk/Carlton-Ware-Vintage-Guinness-Blue-White-Ashtray_W0QQitemZ270145774211QQihZ017QQcategoryZ70072QQrdZ1QQssPageNameZWD1VQQcmdZViewItem

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head-doctor ololololo, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:21, archived)

Right clicking all day and still no fucking clue

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:22, archived)

^this

maybe

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:24, archived)

IT ISN'T FUCKING FUNNY!

(

Your watch is BACK, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:22, archived)

HIGH HORSE FRIDAY

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:22, archived)

get up them cowing stairs, it's the newsletter!

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:23, archived)

JADE GOODY CHOKES ON CHIP... YEAH, YOU FUCKING WISH

(

head-doctor ololololo, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:23, archived)

No, it's

~~chip~~ ship

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:29, archived)

See Kelly Dalgliesh Naked....

Spelling mistake on front page, its actually Kenny.

(Code of Post lives at the moment in time that is..., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:23, archived)

DO SOME WORK YOU STUPID CUNT!

(

Jonnee generic comment, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:23, archived)

I RAPED YOUR INVISIBLE FRIENDS

(

Your watch is BACK, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:23, archived)

LOOK AT THE FUCKING STATE OF MY SHARES

(

Smallbrainfield, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:23, archived)

LONG LIST OF OFFENSIVE REPLIES TO PLACATE ONE WHINY BITCH.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:24, archived)

MORE INTERESTING THAN THE NEWS NOW THAT WE ALL KNOW HER DAD DID IT

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Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:24, archived)

OH NOES, MY MANATEE APPEARS TO HAVE AIDS

(

Damien's Hearse, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:24, archived)

I AM THE MISSING MARX BROTHER...

;

(Code of Post lives at the moment in time that is..., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:24, archived)

Prolapsing your laughter-ringpiece since whenever the first one came out

(

DogHorse plop, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:24, archived)

foot then mouth, mouth then foot? i'll jizz on ya tits either way.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:25, archived)

I CALL DIBS ON THEIR PRETTY LITTLE MOUTHS

/autocomplete

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:25, archived)

WELCOME TO GLASGOW. NOW COOKING CAREFUL DRIVERS..

(Code of Post lives at the moment in time that is..., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:25, archived)

BETTER FOR YOU THAN FOOT AND MOUTH!

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:25, archived)

CURRENTLY REJECTING CATHERINE TATE AS OUR NEW ASSISTANT

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:25, archived)

WHEN I'M NEAR OLD FANNIES, I WANT FLATULENT GRANNIES

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:25, archived)

FLOG IT IS SHIT... DAVID DICKINSON FTW :)

(Code of Post lives at the moment in time that is..., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:26, archived)

CHRIS LANGHAM, LOL!

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head-doctor ololololo, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:26, archived)

"Fraser was going to go to Saddleworth on his hols, but couldn't do with the kids under his feet all the time"

(

DogHorse plop, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:26, archived)

IF EVERYONE THINKS PAEDOPHILIA IS COOL, IT WON'T BE SO MUCH OF A PROBLEM.

STOP BEING SO MUCH OF A PROBLEM.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:27, archived)

same shit, different URLs

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:27, archived)

"Helping spread foot and mouth"

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Jonnee generic comment, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:27, archived)

100 DAYS LATER, AND WE'VE STILL NOT BEEN CAUGHT

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:27, archived)

LIKE CHEESE FOR BEES WHO HAVE KNEES!

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:27, archived)

B3TA, HOME OF THE INTERNET DREAM

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head-doctor ololololo, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:28, archived)

BLAME YOUR SMALL DICK FOR THAT

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Your watch is BACK, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:28, archived)

FOOT AND MOUTH? ITS JUST JADE GOODY'S WAY OF BREEDING

(Code of Post lives at the moment in time that is..., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:28, archived)

A naked and shaven Japanese is forcibly sodomized by a kangaroo and coated in hot wax whilst sandalled onlookers stand by

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:28, archived)

I got that email today!

(

Your watch is BACK, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:30, archived)

another image I wish I had never seen :(

(

The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:32, archived)

"FIGHTING CRIME WITH OUR LABIA MAJORAS OF JUSTICE"

(

bennyhillslovechild, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:29, archived)

pffffffffffft

THIS

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:30, archived)

This!!

(

Just Flange, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:33, archived)

B3TA NOW OFFICIALY "CHARADE PALACE"

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Your watch is BACK, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:29, archived)

DEAR CUNTS:

my standard suggestion.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:29, archived)

MY FLATMATE'S HOUSE BURNED DOWN. I SENT HIM CANDLES AND MARSHMALLOWS.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:29, archived)

The funny part about this one is that it is true.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:47, archived)

Ken Dodds Dads Dogs Dead. Doddy Doesn't Know Dads Dogs Dead. Doddy's Distraught That Dads Dogs Died...

(Code of Post lives at the moment in time that is..., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:30, archived)

TIH IS NOT A DRILL!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:30, archived)

more bollox than a sex change clinics bin

(

mongychops, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:30, archived)

Rammed with so much cock it's made elton john jealous!

(

Aenesis, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:30, archived)

NEWSLETTER - PRINT IT, ROLL IT UP AND SMOKE IT

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Your watch is BACK, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:30, archived)

Enlarging your cock (at the expense of your brain)

(Nash Odyssey is a nasty, nasty man (or possibly woman), Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:31, archived)

SEND US YOUR PISS SO WE CAN PASS OUR DRUG TESTS

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:31, archived)

DESPITE WHAT WE PRETEND, PEOPLE THAT USE THE SHIFT KEY ARE BETTER THAN YOU.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:31, archived)

thank heavens for little girls, flip them over and you have a little boy

(

mongychops, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:31, archived)

MY BIG, GAY DR WHO ADVENTURE

by Russell T Davies

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:31, archived)

COME AND LOOK AT THE SIZE OF OUR COCKS...

And 150 other amusing Fowl Jokes..

(Code of Post lives at the moment in time that is..., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:31, archived)

A WORD FROM SIR ELTON

(

Your watch is BACK, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:32, archived)

(

head-doctor ololololo, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:32, archived)

GREATLY BEST OF FEDERAL

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:32, archived)

PIGS, AND HOW TO BE THEM

(

giant_squid, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:32, archived)

IT ISNT RAPE IF THEY'RE ALREADY DEAD

(

StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:33, archived)

Yay!

I like!

(Code of Post lives at the moment in time that is..., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:35, archived)

TELL THAT TO THE JUDGE. I DID AND HE SAID IT STILL WAS. DESPITE BEING A DIRTY CUNT WHO WORE A WIG.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:37, archived)

Who? You or the judge?

(Code of Post lives at the moment in time that is..., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:42, archived)

eh? EH?

*nudges*

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:45, archived)

INTERNET FOOT AND MOUTH OUTBREAK

(FightingComet got Boost Power on, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:33, archived)

MORE PORN THAN CHRIS LANGHAMS HARD DRIVE.

(Code of Post lives at the moment in time that is..., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:34, archived)

she cut herself shaving, officer.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:35, archived)

FRASER TO STAR IN REMAKE OF THE HULK

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head-doctor ololololo, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:36, archived)

AS READ BY SHARON WRIGHT

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_yorkshire/6939399.stm

/topical

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:36, archived)

tits AND gtfo

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:36, archived)

I WAS JUST RESEARCHING FOR A COMEDY ROLE OFFICER...

(Code of Post lives at the moment in time that is..., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:36, archived)

I GET OTHER PEOPLE TO WRITE THE TITLE FOR ME

(

Jonnee generic comment, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:36, archived)

STUFFING PAXO UP OUR WIVES ARSES AND MAKING HER GOBBLE

(

mongychops, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:37, archived)

FREE ICEPICK LOBOTOMY WITH EVERY ISSUE

(

connor, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:37, archived)

YURRRR I'M A BUSDRIVER NOW,

YOU'D NEVER TELL I'D HAD A LOBOTOMY.

FUCK MY STEPMUM.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:48, archived)

ENOUGH HOT WEATHER NOW. COME BACK CLOUDS.

(

monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:37, archived)

I AM THE GINGER FUHRERS GIMP..

(Code of Post lives at the moment in time that is..., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:38, archived)

issue 289

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:39, archived)

THIS!!!!!

(

head-doctor ololololo, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:42, archived)

it'll never catch on

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:44, archived)

Don't knock it etc.

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head-doctor ololololo, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:46, archived)

This

^^^

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Collatallie Sisters, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:44, archived)

"Robbie Williams dry bummed me, then threw a cheese and pickle cob at me"

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:53, archived)

HELLO NEW PERSON. PLEASE READ THE FAQ, CHEERS.

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TechImp is trying to be nice (with great difficulty)., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:56, archived)

^^^ This!!!

(TomPivo but at least I'm not you, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:12, archived)

For mictoboy :)

Hopefully no need to right-click...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:11, archived)

Go away with your

Oasis shite

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:12, archived)

This image...

Has more merit than their entire back catalogue.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:12, archived)

couldn't agree more. Never in history has such a mediocre outfit been lauded to such an inappropriate degree.

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Mick Stubbles Is a real Munson, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:14, archived)

champagne supernova

excellent

(cmiracle, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:12, archived)

First click of the compo!

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head-doctor ololololo, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:12, archived)

Now do someone slowly walking down the hall, faster than a cannonball.

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:12, archived)

mini hippo returns!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:13, archived)

Happy B3taday!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:13, archived)

Happy b3taday!

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head-doctor ololololo, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:14, archived)

Why thank you

You're all too kind. My first FP last week, my b3taday this week, how much better can it get?

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:16, archived)

happy b3taday :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:16, archived)

Cava super nova!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:12, archived)

I know it..I know it!!

thank fuck!! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:13, archived)

I could keep this up all day...

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Mick Stubbles Is a real Munson, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:08, archived)

needs more blood and gore

then it would be perfect!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:10, archived)

call it a...

work in progress.

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Mick Stubbles Is a real Munson, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:11, archived)

It's

a work in progress.

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TechImp is trying to be nice (with great difficulty)., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 20:39, archived)

Some seams might improve it though

;o)

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:12, archived)

Needs more reality

that would be moida!

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:11, archived)

this is really fun to watch, bravo

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:14, archived)

A face you'd never get tired of punching

as they say. But shootin' would suffice. But you can only do that once

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:17, archived)

How wonderfully animated.

Woo yay!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:04, archived)

He's got a new complaint

(cmiracle, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:08, archived)

hsbvt8 ?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:10, archived)

RIS Shaped Box?

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:11, archived)

hsbvt8th?

*fucking punches things*

raaar!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:11, archived)

Dear Mr Manuel,

Its not that I don't like this competition...
I find it quite interesting... but is it
possible to have some form of screening
process?

Also, I suggest some form of rotation system
whereby only select people can post compo per
day, which then changes...

Yours Sincerely

Hubare

(likeajackhammer, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:11, archived)

its not a competition

its a challenge

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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:56, archived)

Only if we can filter your posts

and remove them all.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:58, archived)

Hey!

Wait!

Heheh. Woo.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:12, archived)

If *you* know what this is, we're all fucked.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:14, archived)

Chill, man.

It's Nirvana.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:16, archived)

Do you think I'm not chilled?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:17, archived)

I know the song and I've gone through all the lyrics in my head

And I still haven't a fucking clue what line it's meant to be.

*tries again*

'She eyes me like a pisces, when I am weak...'

In fact, I only got the song from the subject line.

I can only apologise for voting for this compo. I thought it would be better than it is. By a considerable margin.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:18, archived)

probably by Roadside last november

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:20, archived)

"No meat till Friday" by The Beastie Boys

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:18, archived)

Blog & Archive

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beaubodor blogless, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:03, archived)

My camera never ties?

excellent shoppage

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:04, archived)

*counts the cars on the New Jersey Turnpike*

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DogHorse plop, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:05, archived)

aha!

HOW DOES IT SMELL?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:05, archived)

HEY!

b3ta.com/links/Goatse_Ashtray

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head-doctor ololololo, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:08, archived)

goatse has tainted everybody's perception for that particular shape

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:11, archived)

Tainted isn't the word.

Fucked is the word.

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head-doctor ololololo, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:14, archived)

Q. What goes "MARK! MARK!"

A. A dog with a cleft palate.

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DogHorse plop, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:09, archived)

hahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaha

I must remember that one

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:10, archived)

and there is of course, the unshopped

btw DH - a couple of cartoonists noted the launch of your new venture with interest.

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beaubodor blogless, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:07, archived)

Hehehe

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DogHorse plop, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:07, archived)

hhaha

Hallelujah

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:08, archived)

I have the Ixus 50

best camera I ever had.

TWICE!
_{IN THE FACE!}

Woo!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:05, archived)

brilliant!

that's just about the first one I have got!

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skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:10, archived)

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