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# He had so much to live for.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:26, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:29, archived)
# hahaha :D
click
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:37, archived)
# This is ace
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:42, archived)
# hoorah!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:11, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:12, archived)
# Jew like this? Probably not...............
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:26, archived)
# Whajew actually do to it?
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:27, archived)
# What did I do to it?
There was no MilkyBar in the pic to start with, that's all.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:30, archived)
# :P
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:30, archived)
# hmmm... debatable.
We shall have to put this before a jewry.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:40, archived)
# nike air force one clear
welcome to our website: website link edited because we can, ha-ha
We supply all kinds of new styles brand name sports shoes,Here are brief introduction of our company:
Jordan Shoes 1-23,Kids Jordan shoes,Women’s Jordan shoes,Jordan Clear shoes.
Air force one (AF1),Nike Dunks, Air max 95, Air max 97, Air max 2003, Air max 2004, Air max 2005, Air max plus TN Shoes, Shox TL/TL2/TL3 Shoes,Shox monster Shoes,Shox turbo Shoes,Shox VCIII Shoes,Shox R4/R5 Shoes,Shox NZ,Shox OZ,Nike Kobe,Nike Rift, Timberlands, prada, bape shoes etc.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:23, archived)
# you're funny.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:24, archived)
# FUCK OFF BACK TO THE TALK BOARD!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:25, archived)
# :(
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:25, archived)
# hahahaha you made yourself sad!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:25, archived)
# I've had your mum :(
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:26, archived)
# you made me sad :(
My mum is doing a lot of dating at the moment though so this is a distinct possibility
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:27, archived)
# I haven't really had sex with her...
it was only the first date :(
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:28, archived)
# I am led to believe she puts out quite easily...
*borks*
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:29, archived)
# oh dear.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:30, archived)
# Yes, and then some kid burnt my neck and I didn't like it.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:33, archived)
# Anyone for scrabble?
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:24, archived)
# I have the letters....
CNUTFLPAS any ideas?
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:25, archived)
# I think
you have taken 2 too many letters
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:27, archived)
# Frury Mfuf!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:28, archived)
# To the bunkers!!!
*fires missiles*
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:24, archived)
# here we go again...

(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:25, archived)
# FP this now
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:25, archived)
# you're a cunt
cunt!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:25, archived)
# oh dear....unrolls the tape and fixes it to a tree....
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:25, archived)
# nike?!
nah, i'm an addidas man....
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:25, archived)
# That's only coz the 3 stripes were easier for me to carve into your feet than a swoosh...

(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:26, archived)
# haha!!
'swoosh'
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:28, archived)
# I got my last trainers for £5
They are not Adidas.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:28, archived)
# My last trainers were free
I stole them from a tramp
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:30, archived)
# Tramps always have expensive trainers
discuss
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:32, archived)
# I reckon
they are millionaires in disguise, to avoid tax...
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:35, archived)
# again?
besides, I wear boots only
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:25, archived)
# Am I interested in saving money on long-distance?
yes I am interested...VERY interested
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:25, archived)
#


Edit:

Domain Name: A-OK-NIKE.COM
Registrar: HICHINA WEB SOLUTIONS (HONG KONG) LIMITED
Whois Server: grs.hichina.com
Referral URL: whois.hichina.com
Name Server: DNS15.HICHINA.COM
Name Server: DNS16.HICHINA.COM
Status: ok
Updated Date: 03-jul-2007
Creation Date: 03-jul-2007
Expiration Date: 03-jul-2008
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:25, archived)
# great drawing!
this wins everything evar.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:28, archived)
# Can't take the credit....
It's by a cartoonist called B Kilban (an American). Sadly dead now...
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:30, archived)
# I like his style
*researches*
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:39, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:33, archived)
# Cheers Professor!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:53, archived)
# got any hi-tech?
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:25, archived)
# haha
what about gola?
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:26, archived)
# how about a nice pair of Ascot?
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:28, archived)
# Hi-Tech Silver Shadows FTW!
*regresses back 16 years and crys*
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:29, archived)
# Yay!
I've got some of those... currently sitting unused at the bottom of my locker, where I expect they will remain forever
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:30, archived)
# I want Merrel dammit!
You are just not good enough to fit my needs. Maybe time to go back to the dole queue huh?
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:26, archived)
# Fuck off....
/Just Do It
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:26, archived)
# *pffft*
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:27, archived)
# Hahaha Winnar!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:31, archived)
# lol....reminds me of Starsky & Hutch.... "Do it, do it!" :)
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:50, archived)
# Hey, that sounds great.
The very next thing that I am going to do is go to that link and purchase some products.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:26, archived)
# Interesting.
You're a chav, right?
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:27, archived)
# Bah!
You have no black slip on gym shoes.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:27, archived)
#
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:27, archived)
# Greetings from Nike Headquarters...
Wish You Were Here
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:27, archived)
# not listen to him!
you buy from here!
much cheaper, yes!
www.b3ta.com/board/7544845
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:28, archived)
# your sort aren't welcome around these parts.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:29, archived)
# got any two-way radios?
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:29, archived)
# I want DVD
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:34, archived)
# Your a cunt...
...well done!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:36, archived)
# My wife moaned that all I want to do is play blackjack all day
and poker all night


(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:21, archived)
# jamaica?
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:22, archived)
# How does she smell?
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:22, archived)
# in dorset?
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:22, archived)
# don't worry
Tabago myself!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:24, archived)
# heh
heh
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:25, archived)
# when it's a jar!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:26, archived)
# Ha - just this minute heard that joke on ISIHAC!
*giggles*
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:22, archived)
# On BBC7? Haven't listened to yesterday's yet
Used it in my best man's speech the other week - went down very well, so to speak.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:23, archived)
# No, on my MP3 player
I have all of them :-)
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:34, archived)
# really?
;)
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:36, archived)
# I suppose you played blackjack in the front of the house....
and Poker in the rear!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:22, archived)
# Arf
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:23, archived)
# and bridge over troubled waters

/tenuous
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:23, archived)
# well . . . . they seem to be getting along
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:17, archived)
# Well it's better than the post below, anyhow :)
Howdy Mr Fwapper

Edit: Hehe haha ho ho ho *click*
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:18, archived)
# I don't know what's happening in that pic
But as it's AT-ATs, I do approve anyway
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:20, archived)
# I think they're having sexytiem
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:20, archived)
# with...................
devices
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:21, archived)
# Plug and play?
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:21, archived)
#
They ARE devices.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:21, archived)
# they are devices that HAVE devices!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:23, archived)
# Somebody alert Skynet!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:24, archived)
# Aw, isn't that nice. One AT-AT putting a new battery in another AT-AT...
repeatedly
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:21, archived)
# I like the way
you are thinking
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:21, archived)
# I bet the stormtroopers in the front one are really pissed off now.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:22, archived)
# Poetry in motion..........
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:16, archived)
# Hey! No!

/edit: please link that!

Ps: you cunt
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:17, archived)
# haha
but still

blerg
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:17, archived)
# That's horrible!
I was just about to buy some fudge, as well!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:17, archived)
# ..
buy
pack
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:19, archived)
# Well it needs to be packed into the little bags- OH!
-_-
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:20, archived)
# NSFA
cos it's just minging.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:18, archived)
# forfeckssake.
*ignores*
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:18, archived)
# put that on ratemypoo.com
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:18, archived)
# Redexing
but from the filename I'm kinda glad...

EDIT: and we were doing so well for a Tuesday...
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:19, archived)
# I almost forgot
it was tuesday until this

*bokes*
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:24, archived)
# Redexing for me
But that's because I just blocked the image.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:26, archived)
# ugh.
Look OUT!!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:19, archived)
# Wear your seatbelt, little pusscat
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:21, archived)
# LINK IT!!!!
LINK IT HARD!!!!

my eyes, my poor eyes
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:19, archived)
# *adblocks*
*bokes*
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:22, archived)
# this should be linked
please
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:31, archived)
# If you dont link this
and stuff like it in the future, You will be ignored.

See the faq!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:45, archived)
# Please
Enough of the shit posts (did you see what I did there?)

Also, how fucking big?
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:46, archived)
# shameless repost


sorry
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:14, archived)
# from yesterday, no less
try and repost in existing threads, fella. It keeps the rantings you're likely to get in a minute to a minimum, and saves new threads(and therefore, new images) getting pushed off the board :)
EDIT: Nicely done, though
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:15, archived)
# OH is that true?
*sigh*
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:16, archived)
# Admittedly, it was at a slow time of day...
3.30pm
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:16, archived)
# Well, I never.
*unlocks bunker*

Cor, haven't been in here for a few weeks...

Ah, that's where I left my tea.

*drinks*
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:16, archived)
# the blue fur adds a little *zing* to it, don't you find?
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:17, archived)
# *dives in*

makewaylifetimepasscomingthrough
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:17, archived)
# *ducks*
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:18, archived)
# *gooses*
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:20, archived)
# I want to watch Monk now!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:21, archived)
# me too. Monk is ace.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:27, archived)
# If... and this is just an unlikely 'if' at this stage... If...
I could make it to Derby, I'd prefer the 27th date
/and would chip in a tenner towards cost of the room
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:18, archived)
# Duly noted sir, thank you :)
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Please come along.
I need to shake your hand, sir.

And then put a foaming glass of ale in it.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:21, archived)
# you cruel swine!
I'm on the wagon!
A tankard of foaming non-alcoholic beverage is always welcome though...
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:22, archived)
# Your call, sir.
I'll get 'em in - you just let me know what you want.

:)
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:25, archived)
# Hmmm, I'll see what I can do...
sounds tempting!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:27, archived)
# *watches mug of green fuzz disappear*
You probably didn't want to do that
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Hmmm?
*goes cross-eyed*

Whassat? Trellis? *foams at the mouth*

Aaagh! The lizards are coming again! The lizards! The lizards!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:24, archived)
# I see
now it all begins to make sense
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:17, archived)
# In Mother Russia
Malevich Kazimirs you!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:15, archived)
# In Mother Russia, newsletter headline thinks of YOU!!!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:17, archived)
# *shameless skullfuckery*
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:17, archived)
# LOGRIDE!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:01, archived)
# i love the log ride......
wait...
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:01, archived)
# Yes
I've heard you do.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:04, archived)
# he's a scat man
doo bee doo bee doo
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:06, archived)
# Oooooo *shakes fist* You mink you!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:08, archived)
# don't shake so hard
*dribbles*
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:16, archived)
# Oi oi bloke!
How did it go?
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:08, archived)
# Jinx.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:09, archived)
# Professor Kenny Martin
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:10, archived)
# Dad
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:11, archived)
# ?
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:12, archived)
# !
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:13, archived)
# ¬_¬
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:13, archived)
# No,
I am your father
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:12, archived)
# No
I R Baboon!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:13, archived)
# I AM WEASEL
I miss great television...
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:14, archived)
# IR babbon reignes king in his mind,
he's just as cool as the weaselly kind,
but 'round every corner he's likly to find...
I AM WEASEL!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:15, archived)
# I used to know that in French:P
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:16, archived)
# That's just sad.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:19, archived)
# I used to live in Switzerland
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:21, archived)
# Oh ok
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:23, archived)
# NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
no!
*falls off thingy into a big hole*
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:13, archived)
# I take issue with your claim of patronage, sir.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:15, archived)
# I take issue with his politics....
but that's another story
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:15, archived)
# say it isn't so!!
*clings*
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:16, archived)
# =)
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:14, archived)
# it went
absolutely awesomely

we had a great day and there were no mishaps.

so i shan't be appearing on you've been framed i'm afraid
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:13, archived)
# Good stuff!
=)
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:14, archived)
# of course
it would have been much better if you had been there

=D
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Well if I'd been invited mate, I'd have been there like a shot =)
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:32, archived)
# Aphex!!!
How did it go!?!?
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:08, archived)
# brilliant.
it couldn't have gone any better
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:14, archived)
# Well it could have done
if your wife was actually a woman, but I'm glad to hear it :D
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:15, archived)
# but i don't want "her" to be a woman
silly
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:17, archived)
# oh, go toss a caber!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:10, archived)
# o_O
hello caber, my you're a big boy! *tosses*
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:19, archived)
# Isn't that the chapter that got removed from the Life of Pi?
'ning fella
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:04, archived)
# I think it's still in there
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:08, archived)
# gday!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:18, archived)
# Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:06, archived)
# I'd just mopped there too!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:06, archived)
# *Presses Esc*
Ohhhh, it's a tiger...

ohhhh, it's a scythe
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:15, archived)
# I want to go! *pees*
that's better
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:15, archived)
[challenge entry] my first :)
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:00, archived)
# Baboon city? Is that Derby?
*hides from jessie*
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:01, archived)
# *steps out of the shadows*


I got sick of doing that silly dance.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:02, archived)
# were you lost in them?


/The Rasmuses
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:03, archived)
# =)
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:04, archived)
# Hey, Ghostie
I'm not gonna warn you again!

Next time I'll send my boys round to fetch you...
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:03, archived)
# *curiouses*
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:04, archived)
# they're detachable?
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:04, archived)
# I do hope so:p
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:05, archived)
# Detachable penis...
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:06, archived)
# Hurrah!
*rocks out a bit*
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:07, archived)
# I had to buy it off him
At first, he wanted 24 dollars, but I talked him down to 17.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:07, archived)
# I first heard them on Tommie Vance's Friday Rock Show
I still remember him saying 'Off the wall. King Missile' as I'd recorded it to cassette.

/1992 blog.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:10, archived)
# *glees*
King Missile!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:08, archived)
# cheesecake
that is all.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:11, archived)
# You're thinking of 'felching'
that's a whole other scare tactic entirely
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:06, archived)
# *curiosity vanishes*
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:07, archived)
# What? For free?
Bargain!

EDIT: You decided on the date then? I'm due a holiday!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:05, archived)
# \o/
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:08, archived)
# Not quite
I'm going to spam one more run of the poll soon, just to make sure we know when people would prefer.
It's looking like the 27th though so far.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:10, archived)
# Go for up stairs
And make it a b3tawide jam session!

I'll even bring my 12 string down.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:11, archived)
# I'm definitely going to throw it open to b3tans to do something with the entertainment
It's too good an opportunity to miss, someone must have some ideas!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:13, archived)
# Yeah
Lets face it most peeps will play guitar.

Get some tab or score for a couple of songs for the mass jam and make sure antone turning up with an instrument has a couple to play as well.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:15, archived)
# *cries*
Shame!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:16, archived)
# I know :(
But there are more people that can't make the 20th than 27th, and it seems to be the favourite choice for venue options
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:19, archived)
# Is Derby full of bums?
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:09, archived)
# A recent poll suggested that there is almost one bum for every occupant of the city
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:12, archived)
# Almost?
I'd hate to be one of the few who don't have a bum
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:16, archived)
# she's lully! :)
..
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:08, archived)
# Mmmmm
Milla
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:16, archived)
#
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:17, archived)
# A quick n' dirty Shirley to ease myself into the day...

Afternoon all.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:41, archived)
# That's Fantastic (Four)!


EDIT: Doesn't it remind anyone else of the Thing, from FF?
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:42, archived)
#
http://www.b3ta.com/board/7575651
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Excellent news!
I've just replied in that thread, about another hotel
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Cheers Chap.
:)
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:48, archived)
# it's slobberin' time!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:50, archived)
# Haha
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:55, archived)
# 'ningles pops!!
it is a bit thingish....
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:50, archived)
# Oi oi wooden boy!
*dadhugs*

Y'alreet?
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:52, archived)
# yes dad!
*beams*
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:54, archived)
# Hooray!
And are you coming to the bash?
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:55, archived)
# i will be unable to attend this time father....
please don't hit me...
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:01, archived)
# Hit you?!
Of course I wouldn't hit you, what kind of monster do you think I am?

C'mere though son, there's a wasp on you...
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:03, archived)
# AAAAAARGGHHHHHHH!!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:11, archived)
# Tea/Monitor
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:42, archived)
# she's lully! :)
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Is it
soup yet ?
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Set Pulse-related puns to stunning!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:44, archived)
# bean dun

(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:59, archived)
# Broadly speaking, yes.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:00, archived)
# Someone's got his finger on the pulse...
not very rich punning here.

Might have to knock off for a pint(o)

EDIT: Oh do me a fava.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:07, archived)
# Another filler-page.

(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:35, archived)
# i yam kon-fee-used
EDIT: hit us with the finale already!!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:35, archived)
# Yes! This! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!
*grovels*
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Haha!
I thought Scarlet was smoking for a second there... O_o


'ning JJ! Pics arrived today \o/
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Hah! Scarlet smoking a cigarette?! The absurdity.
She uses a hookah.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Arf.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:38, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Hurrah!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:37, archived)
# ha!
excellent.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:38, archived)
# *bows*
I have a pearoast for all occasions =)
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:39, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:40, archived)
# 'ning matey
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:40, archived)
# lo meester
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:43, archived)
# hahahaha
that not half-bad!

waits...
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:38, archived)
# Arf!
that is all
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:38, archived)
# TITS WITH TITS!
ON TITS!

WITH TISTS!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:40, archived)
# lemme guess, the coffee hasn't worn off yet

(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:42, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:03, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:05, archived)
# ...Apples?
Those, sir, are nuts!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:10, archived)
# I'm only surprised you took it for so long
Can we have real blood now?
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:38, archived)
# ^_^
*grooms*
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Hairballs!
Get on with it!

/stamps foot impatiently.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:40, archived)
# Arf!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:40, archived)
# WHAT IN THE NAME OF GUSSET CRUNCHING EXPLODING JESUS!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:40, archived)
# !
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:42, archived)
# ...and you found the sources while researching....what?
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Rentaghost
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:44, archived)
# While looking for people dressed as animals engaged in bizarre sexual acts of course! For fun and profit!


Huzzah!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:45, archived)
# OH
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:46, archived)
# MY
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:46, archived)
# GOD
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:46, archived)
#
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:54, archived)
# *sets as wallpaper*
*gets a bollocking*
*changes back to 'brand approved' wallpaper*
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:10, archived)
# that's the greatest thing i've ever seen

(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:12, archived)
# this is all of the creepy
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:47, archived)
# damn shitting straight.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:47, archived)
# You mean you don't find it
intensely erotic?

FREEEEAAAKKKKKK!!!!

;)
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:49, archived)
# well, funny you should say that
in fact, I am now so bored I looked at some lolcats
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:53, archived)
# jesus christ, don't ask *that* question....
:)
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:45, archived)
# ooooh, I know, it's got to do with th'bees'n'birds, yes?

(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:47, archived)
# kiddie pron
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Did you get that from yiffing.com?
NOTE: Under no circumstances is the above link safe for work.

I repeat:

T H E   A B O V E   L I N K   I S   N O T   S A F E   F O R   W O R K ! !
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:44, archived)
# I think I googled
something like, "filthy yiffer" or "lol animalsex"

:D

*works from home* :)
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Works from home?
In that case, get clicking! Prepare to have to change your pance though =)
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:47, archived)
# Hahahaha
I'm going to decline... though my tattyshop sense is tingling... :P

I think these three are enough to poke fun at JJ for now.

Edit: I gave in to temptation...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - years and years of source material
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:48, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:41, archived)
# hahahaZOMGWFT :D
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:41, archived)
# ZOMG! Best
Yiff. Ever.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:44, archived)
# i don't go for women with excessive body hair
come to think of it, there's not much finer than a lady devoid of hair from the neck down.






moustaches ahoy!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:40, archived)
# *concurs*
'ning
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:41, archived)
# 'noon
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:43, archived)
# 'lo dude!
How's it going? And are you coming to the Derby bash?

I'll wear my "Cats are Cruel" shirt if you do =)
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:48, archived)
# where's derby?
I've never actually been to a bash. i tried to go to a london one, but i was too early or summat and no-one was there. anyways. probably not due to 3week old first babyness.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:03, archived)
# Kind of middles
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:16, archived)
# *cough*


Have you voted yet?
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:42, archived)
# erm.
on what?

oh wait. that.

no.

cos i couldn't find derby on a map. this is true.

there is nothing outside the m25. just a zombie filled wasteland
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Derby's easy to find!
It's a fucking bitch to find your way out of though. JJ will back me up on this =)
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:50, archived)
# To this day, I still don't know where we went.
I don't think it was even ON the map......
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:52, archived)
# It was on the map.
Just not the map we had =)
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:53, archived)
# Did you see the Derby Bash pic?
You're on there twice!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:54, archived)
# Which pic?
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:59, archived)
# Ahhh...
This one
Please to be voting
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:01, archived)
# I've told you mate
I'm not showing you the way out until I'm sure you're not just going to run away. Again
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:53, archived)
# I won't run, I promise.
I'm tired of running.

So tired.

So very very tired...
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:55, archived)
# I'd have to agree.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:44, archived)
# the whole yiffy fur thing just strike me as hours of washing and combing
i mean, could imaging what would happen to kats fur if she ever did bukkake?
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:44, archived)
# she would lick herself all over
as cats are wont to do
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:47, archived)
# ...and I really don't want to think about this.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:49, archived)
# Ewwwwwwwww
spunky hairball

*boke*
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:49, archived)
# I think I've got their second album.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:01, archived)
# I don't really want to think about this...
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:48, archived)
# She's a cartoon character.
....but, as the practice originates from Japan, she'd probably mutate into a tentacle beast and storm the nearest all-girl school.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:48, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:49, archived)
# yay.for hentai


* look there in the sky - it's soopa scarlet *
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:51, archived)
# Aww scarlet!
We love ya, ya silly squirrel :P
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:41, archived)
# *Brushes Whiskers*
The worst thing to happen to furries was when they banned all that internet grooming.

*straightens tail and goes back to sleep*
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Show us the furry*



*sleek, soft and thoroughly snuggleable
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Needs more filler
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:49, archived)
# HAH :D
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:51, archived)
#
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:55, archived)
# Haha, exactly
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:58, archived)
# Is this Kat's turn-on?
as if she would be surfing for filth
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:58, archived)
# she likes to look at human pr0n ;)

(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:00, archived)
# Male-cats transforming into blokes

EDIT: or female-cats transforming into girls

whatever turns her on.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:06, archived)
# Male-cats transforming into bigger male-cats.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:10, archived)
# " bigger "
why not.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:34, archived)
# Of course she would.
She wouldn't be human if she...

Oh.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:02, archived)
# not yiffy enough
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:28, archived)
# That's the spirit!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:37, archived)
# Mmmm, snuggleable
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:19, archived)
# "I think the Empire got to the droid before we did..."
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:28, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:29, archived)
# hehehe noice!
(, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 15:15, archived)
# hahaha
bloody hell

I love that fella

brilliantly done
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Hahah! perfect

'nings Archie, have you voted yet?
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Spam!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:35, archived)
# Pffft. That made me laugh so much more than it had any right to!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:38, archived)
# ;)
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:38, archived)
# sadly not, October is right out for me I'm afraid :(
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:37, archived)
# *stares balefully*
Daniel Yucuntcha might be there...
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:39, archived)
# I have some £ for him...
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:40, archived)
# =)
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Noooooooooo!
What about Verity's? You coming to that?
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:39, archived)
# If it's in October or early November, sadly not
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:39, archived)
# What are you doing?
/curious
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:40, archived)
# 17th Nov
*crosses fingers hoping*
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:42, archived)
# It'll be cutting it fine around the 17th, but I'll see what I can do
Best case scenario I should be free by second weekend on November, which should be good.

However, I'm sure there will be plenty of people there without me :)
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:43, archived)
# doh!
But we've even got someone* cancelling their engagement party to attend!


*not
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:40, archived)
# Well, they probably won't bother now that Archie's not coming...
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:52, archived)
# I'm sure Daniel Yucuntcha will be more than a draw for them
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:54, archived)
# Another keyboard / cola moment
very WOO!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:30, archived)
# ding ding bwaaaaaap
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:30, archived)
# rrring d-ding ding!
quick! post the yoda one :)
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:33, archived)
# post it will I..ding!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:35, archived)
# hahahaha yes!
one of my favourites :)
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:35, archived)
# The woo is strong with this one
edit: played "The Hawk" for bloody hours last night, I'm still crap... but found out that R2 + L2 makes you spin around 180 on the spot - dead useful for dogfights.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:36, archived)
# yea I found that spin out by mistake, it came in handy dodging a missile haha :D
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Woo!
That's ruddy brill.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:30, archived)
# hahahaha :D

(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:32, archived)
# 'ning Archie! This is all of teh ace.
Here, have an intergalactic cross-series woo:

(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:34, archived)
# After 'ning sir :D
*GLOMPS*

Have you seen PBS and F- today? heheh
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:36, archived)
# *grab bumcheeks*
I have, haha =)
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:40, archived)
# []
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:38, archived)
# Oh fantastic!
This is turning into one of the best b3ta afternoons in memory.

Woo, woo and thrice woo.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:38, archived)
# Pfffft!
;)

fabulous stuff
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Haha better late than never Archie:
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:45, archived)
# haha, always a good source image that ;)
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:47, archived)
# That is just too splendid for it's own good.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:31, archived)
# magnificent.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 17:01, archived)
# hahaha
perfect.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 15:49, archived)
# and now, straight down to...
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Well, If I had any cat's pyjamas....
I'd have retaliated in kind.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Arf!
nicely done, sir
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Beecaps!
oh...er...yes
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Cor!
Arf!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Those shoes look painful...!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:31, archived)
# only when she walks on your fleshy bits...
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:32, archived)
# mmmm.....
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:38, archived)
# Ha ha!
/awaits wasps nipples.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:32, archived)
# Heh
You're obsessed with bees today.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:32, archived)
# pffft!
I was thinking along those lines too :)
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:33, archived)
# I'd like to do
some beesknees with her
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:34, archived)
# Quick and seamy.........
Can't Mi5 just assasinate bob crow?



(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:20, archived)
# is he like Bob Carolgees?
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:21, archived)
# except no dog
and more of a cunt
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Pffft.
'ning everyone
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:24, archived)
# Hiya, Prof!
All well?
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:26, archived)
# Greetings sir!
*manhugs*

I'm grand ta, you?

*checks watch*

3 hours 'til hometime =)

Are you coming to our Derby bash?
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:32, archived)
# I'm good, thanks & Oh yes. Yes indeed, I'll be there.
btw: Is the 'Stuart Hotel' any good?
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:38, archived)
# It's where Dr. When kept his harem last year
It's not amazing, but it's recently renovated and more than adequate
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Alternatively, the hotel 2 minutes from our flat is apparently excellent...
Can't remember the name at the moment though =/
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:45, archived)
# The International
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:47, archived)
# Aha.
I shall investigate. Thanks to you both.

*hugs*
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:48, archived)
# Hello sexy
who's Bob Crow? Is he in the Counting Crows?
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:26, archived)
# Hello lully
I'm not sure who he is ashally... and I don't know much about Counting Crows either, apart from that Mrs Jones song or whatever it was...

They're not really metal enough for me =)

How are you this fine day?

*hugs politely*
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Metal?
Nearest I've got to metal is the violin strings at the chamber music concert I went to in Prague.

I'm right fed up actually.

How are you?
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:37, archived)
# ...
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Indeed.
Although my tube journey in this morning was amazingly easy.


(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:25, archived)
# hahaha
excellent




im working from home.... which after 2 hours is bloody boring
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:26, archived)
# have a beer-break, that always helps.
;)
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:28, archived)
# [I'd tag that, 'tis a beaut']
[Edit: In fact, please have this woo:
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:34, archived)
# ^this
:)
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:12, archived)
# Mind if I slip this in here?
Not shopped...

(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:35, archived)
# i'm amazed at how close mong kok
is to jordan
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Prince Edward!!!
lolzors
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:49, archived)
# my tube journey was a piece of piss as well
mainly due to me being over 100 miles away from any tube station and not having to have a sweaty nigerians armpit shoved in my face with all the other sardines trying to get to work.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Aye...too true
Woo.

And:-

Some people might like to get a train to work
Or drive in in a Beamer or a merc,
Some guys like to travel in by bus,
But I can't be bothered with the fuss today
I'm going to take my bike,
Coz once again the Tube's on strike.
The greedy bastards want extra pay
for sitting on their arse all day
even though they earn 30K .
So I'm standing here in the pouring rain,
Where the fuck's my fucking train?

London Underground
London Underground
They're all lazy fucking useless cunts
London Underground
London Underground
They're all greedy cunts I want to shoot them all with a rifle.

All they say is "Please mind the doors",
and they learned that on the two day course,
This job could be done by a four year old.
They just leave us freezing in the cold.
What you smell is what you get
Burger King and piss and sweat
You roast to death in the boiling heat,
With tourists treading on your feet
and chewing gum on every seat,
so don't tell me to "Mind the gap"
I want my fucking money back.

London Underground
London Underground
They're all lazy fucking useless cunts
London Underground
London Underground
They're all greedy cunts I want to shoot them all with a rifle
LaLaLaLa
LaLaLaLa

The floors are sticky and the seats are damp,
Every platform has a fucking tramp,
But the drivers get the day off when we're all late for work again,

London Underground
London Underground
WaWa Wankers , They're all Wankers ,
London Underground
London Underground

Take your Oystercard, and shove it up your arsehole.

linky
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:29, archived)
# Arf!
YES
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:32, archived)
# Och
Nooooo

/never wanna hear that song again blog
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:10, archived)
# If MI5 assasinate him
that'll only martyr him!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:33, archived)
# i never believe that line in films. it's just a cop out so the big empire/corporation doesn't squash the plucky hero
jesus being the exception
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Right turn, Clint


Click for bigger (31KB)
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:14, archived)
# That looks like some sort of Clint Eastwood
horror pillow. I bet Mutated Monty has one.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:18, archived)
# and I bet it animates
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:18, archived)
# and has a funny walk
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:19, archived)
# whilst disgorging
Sonja Locke.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:20, archived)
# HAHAHA
Sondra
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:30, archived)
# That's
the one!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Beat you to it!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:23, archived)
# title
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:11, archived)
# will meme for money
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:12, archived)
# arf
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:13, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:15, archived)
# Sorry for the TJ, Zank...
Mind if I slip this in for the b3ta motel?

R-100

Bad enough it's a shite anim, but I didn't want to waste a thread on a side project, too, y'know?
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:20, archived)
# That's lovely!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:23, archived)
# You're too kind by half!
Can I slip in for a whip?
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:24, archived)
# Always!
*opens motel door*
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:25, archived)
# Why thank you!
Gee, your room sure is dark, Ms. Trellis.
Ms. Trellis? I can't see you!
Ms. -- ?
. *whump*
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Motel source?
I want to add some, new compo?
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Here ya go...
www.b3takit.co.uk/motel/

Everything you need to know!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:02, archived)
# I'll just slip this in here then shall i?
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:10, archived)
# I was looking to see if Clive was at the helm!
alas...
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:13, archived)
# Poorly are you?
Then what are you doing b3taing and stealing the idea I had for that motel room? Gah!

You okay anyway?
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:50, archived)
#
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:11, archived)
# no wonder it crashed
look at all that chocolate on the road
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Are you sure that isn't
fear poo from all the passengers?
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:14, archived)
# I dunno
I can't smell it
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:16, archived)
# Maybe
the chemical toilet burst on impact.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:17, archived)
# Or it's a huge colony of ants migrating
They'll never use National Coaches again. That'll learn 'em.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:20, archived)
# The driver's colostomy bag
flew out the window and when he reached out to grab it, well, the details are just too painful...
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:22, archived)
# This would explain why he was packed with alcohol when they found him*
*May not in fact explain anything.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:24, archived)
# This was all minutes down the road from me
Had helicopters flying overhead for HOURS yesterday afternoon
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:15, archived)
# were they rescuing some guy from a shark?
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:17, archived)
# Yes
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Did you get any good eye-witness pictures?
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Sadly not
Lived close enough to the M1 long enough to know not to leave the house when they're flying over - couldn't get more than two minutes down the road
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:25, archived)
# Ah, good point.

btw, RIS on your sig?
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:30, archived)
# A tipper truck
full of hardcore (pfft) did exactly the same thing just up the road from here yesterday.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:19, archived)
# you guys get all the fun
I found a bottle in the road this morning

that's as exciting as it gets
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:22, archived)
# I got a rock.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:31, archived)
# BEWARE!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Suprise!
.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:03, archived)
# Hello you!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:05, archived)
# I see...but where dee beez?
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:03, archived)
# animation?
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:03, archived)
# wut, no beez? :(
Is you a alien?
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:04, archived)
# Hahaha
I get it!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:04, archived)
# About time someone did!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:05, archived)
# Come on then, spill the RIS for us hard of thinking.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:07, archived)
# this, please

(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:07, archived)
# ^this with jam, please
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:08, archived)
# Bee-wear?
i think
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:08, archived)
# *ouch*
this fills the gap DTH left for now :)
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:09, archived)
# Where's DTH hiding, anyway?
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:10, archived)
# Holiday and (I think) a theatre
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:10, archived)
# and some chocolate
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:11, archived)
#
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:11, archived)
# I see
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:14, archived)
# OOF!
Ha ha ha! That's awful!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:10, archived)
# pfft
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:05, archived)
# HORSE IS AN...
hang on, I see no horse...
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:05, archived)
# indeed
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:08, archived)
# BEWARE!
etc...
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:11, archived)
# Took a while
But arf!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:06, archived)
# I like my women like I like my coffee...
Covered in Bees!




EDIT: Oh! *spangs*

*spangs again*
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:06, archived)
# Bee-wear?
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:08, archived)
#
Bee where?
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:10, archived)
# Bee there!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:13, archived)
# ...or Bee Square!

(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:15, archived)
# Eyethanque!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:10, archived)
# DEATHBUZZ
/ac
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:10, archived)
# The things you need to do
to get a drink these days...
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:11, archived)
# A doodle, for ya noodle
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:51, archived)
# makes me wish I had a cadbury's curly whirly bar.....
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:52, archived)
# It is a little chocolatey, yessum
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:53, archived)
# I met one of the people that
invented Cadburys Miniature Heroes on Saturday. I was in awe.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:59, archived)
# I've never tried them, I'm a Kit-Kat man meself.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:01, archived)
# Nestle ruined kit kats
they were nicer when Rowntrees made them. Yorkies are fucking inedible.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:04, archived)
# I'm a Kit-Kat connoisseur me, and have noticed no change..
Them orange ones are quite nice too, they should do a coffee one next. Mmmmm, yim, yim.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:07, archived)
# Have a look at this, then.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:09, archived)
# they are heavy in localizing
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:13, archived)
# Ahhh, Grayling, my mate raves about him...eenteresting
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:16, archived)
# Nice one!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:13, archived)
# Imodium plus
will sort that right out..
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:54, archived)
# I've been eating alot of cheese.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:54, archived)
# silly mr ree
maze cannot be solved. ;)
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:54, archived)
# *walks around it*
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:55, archived)
# THEN YOU'RE NOT DOING IT RIGHT!
:D
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:55, archived)
# alright then
*gets naked*
*cover himself in honey*
*rolls in pile of feathers*
*destroys wasps nest*
*runs though maze*
*gets stuck*
*gets stung*


nope, doesn't work
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:02, archived)
# WE GOT A WINNER!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:04, archived)
# *licks honey off elbow*
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:10, archived)
# jimmy boyles
cell wall?
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:56, archived)
# wha....wha?
I know not of what you speak, Earthman.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:58, archived)
# [Keep 'em coming MrRee....]
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Ta berry mooch Dr.
I just got 'Xara' it's most funzo.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:01, archived)
# tigers on missiles
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:51, archived)
# I'll take six, I have a BBQ this weekend.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:52, archived)
# hurrah
just the ticket
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:54, archived)
# That's GRRRRRRRRRREAT!
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:56, archived)
# arf!

(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:57, archived)
# Yay for tigers on missiles!


CFB

We feed them kittens at work
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:59, archived)
# hahaha aaaaawww

(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:00, archived)
# Hooray for tigers on missiles!

(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Animals and missles...

are always winners...
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:06, archived)
# Woohoo!
Flying tigers ftw
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:14, archived)

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