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# More relentless corporate whoring


/needs more ideas
Previously
Previouslier
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:56, archived)
# Cow and (Col)gate.
there you go.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:57, archived)
# I didn't mean for new products =P
I need a new ideas for pictures that don't involve such boring content as these!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:59, archived)
# michellin mandrill
michellin manta ray
michellin manatee
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 21:01, archived)
# michellin mandrill
i just want it made :D
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:59, archived)
# Yay to relentless corporate whoring!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:58, archived)
# To be honest..
Is there any other kind? =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:59, archived)
# Guess not
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 21:02, archived)
[challenge entry] ELVIS

Hello! Long time, no competition! (Oh, and Nutella).
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:26, archived)
# Sure sure
and woo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:27, archived)
# Ahh food with eyes
Its been some time...
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:27, archived)
# marvelous Caroline
and wb. That is a stunning Elvis, I hope that wins. I bet he tasted good too.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:28, archived)
# Mmmm nutty fella.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:28, archived)
# *nibbles*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:32, archived)
# woo
that's an impressive chocoquiff he's got there
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:33, archived)
# winrar!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:33, archived)
# no dirty sanchez for me please
woo!
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:33, archived)
# thumb?
bum?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:36, archived)
# Hehe!
How many times did you suck your thumb and start again?
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:42, archived)
# You won't believe me...
... but I actually just wanted a thumbful of Nutella and it came out like that!
I looked at it, mouth agape, and thought 'Say, isn't the b3ta compo 'Elvis' this week?'
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:45, archived)
# "I actually just wanted a thumbful of Nutella"
And you stuck it in the fucking jar?

What's wrong with you woman?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:51, archived)
# Absolutely nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:52, archived)
# Yeah yeah!
I bet there is an empty jar next to you and chocolate all over your mouth :)
It's impossible to just have a tiny bit of Nutella
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:58, archived)
# It's a sexy mental image, I grant you, but it didn't happen!
Though you're right about Nutella, it is rather addictive! :)
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 21:11, archived)
# woosome indeed
how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:48, archived)
# Pretty damn cool! How about you?
I start my final year of Uni tomorrow. God help me!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:51, archived)
# nutella... its like squirrel poo
a nut in every bite
Woo for thumbs! the oposabible digit! (and in my case double jointed!)

TJ : anyone know where i can buy a cheap pc without crappy vista on it?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:49, archived)
# Hmm
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/6144782.stm
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:54, archived)
# hmm, i want xp but not vista...
vista isn't suitable for anything below 1gb - and everything comes with it now... facking bollards! i tell thee now!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:57, archived)
# The EULA ought to let you claim a refund for not installing Vista, regardless of what you put on it afterwards.
Vista's extreme interference with hardware (and bizarre demands placed on hardware manufacturers as a consequence, which will increase prices), of no value to the user, creating possible incompatibilities and crashes and deliberate disabling of hardware and degradations of image quality, just to prevent the possible watching of pirated DVDs, is what makes me hate it.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 21:00, archived)
# yea but but but
then i gotta buy xp - which is stupid amount (unless im looking at the wrong thing?)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 21:01, archived)
# Oh, you want somewhere that will still sell pre-installed XP for about £50 mark-up.
I don't know. Maybe Microsoft don't allow it any more. I mean they only allow this sort of deal to promote their operating system, and why would they want to promote the old version rather than Vista?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 21:12, archived)
# dunno.
but wherever it comes from just get them to reformat it and load something else.
edit/ also woo to nutty thumbs.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:55, archived)
# i was looking at ebuyer.co.uk
then again i awlways do cos its normally the cheapest... but i do not want vista!
edit: i'm quite capable of formating... but i doubt they'll install an alternative just for me?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:58, archived)
# Hehe
Hullo lovely
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:51, archived)
# Yo!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:52, archived)
# I cannot say anything more than
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:57, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:59, archived)
# Hahaha
You daft so and so

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 21:07, archived)
# Best reply!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 21:08, archived)
# hahaha!
Most excellent.

*licks ot off*

Now spread it elsewhere... :P
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 21:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Foo Foo Do
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:21, archived)
# Are those many birds sitting on his head?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:25, archived)
# Now that you mention it . . .
it does sort of appear as a birds nest . . . souped up.
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:36, archived)
# evil bastads


'edit' yeah, i know, but recycling's the way forward ; )
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:46, archived)
# Why
Is its head made of poo chocolate?

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:56, archived)
# Because
if it wasn't, no-one would eat it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:13, archived)
# Mi hed yam nootrishus.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:22, archived)
# *CHOMP*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:26, archived)
# Thas not fluffy :(
Also: Improved fluff withdrawals! Now smaller and less stock photo watermarks!
(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:56, archived)
# My god!
It's from the Central Bureaucracy!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:01, archived)
# From: The Central Bureaucracy
Msg: You will soon receive a letter (or keety) from the Central Bureaucracy.

EDIT: Tah for subtle Futurama references Mr. Coast. "WE KEPT IT GRAY!"
(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:04, archived)
# Sometimes it feels like everything I say is a direct quote from Futurama ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:09, archived)
#
Well at least here you'll be treated with dignity. Now strip naked and get on the probulator.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:27, archived)
# me too except it's black books
leather bound black books.

for leather bound pounds.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:46, archived)
# OOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUTTTTTT NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ZOMBIES! BOOK 2:PROGRESSION is out now
Woo yay hurrah! I'm all happy with it, it looks lully, even with the usual white edging on some pages!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:42, archived)
# wooooo!
can you tell us who is in it, or is that the whole point of selling the book? :P
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:43, archived)
# the people in it get an Email - which I am yet to send out
you aren't, I think you'll be book 3
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:45, archived)
# ooo
*anticipates*
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:46, archived)
# feel free to buy the first two though
you cambridge students must be loaded ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:47, archived)
# pffft
i wish ;)

/pauper blog
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:49, archived)
# Have I been done yet?
Please, Mr Happytoast sir...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:49, archived)
# have you asked?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:51, archived)
# Yes
I requested a superman t-shirt wearing zombification. I can send another pic if you like...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:54, archived)
# ah, superman can't be done due to copyright issues with the logo
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:56, archived)
# Zuperman?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:26, archived)
# bumholes
didn't think of that...

Just a normal red t-shirt then?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:56, archived)
# the superman logo would be safe under parody
if you done it right!

did you have to donate to StereoType to use Base 02 commercially?
(I helped save b3ta! dannerz mm ice tea, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 21:13, archived)
# I Emailed the creator in advance
at two Email addresses but had no response.
I credit him in both books though.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 21:23, archived)
# I would make a great zombie
I look fucking hideous as it is! :)
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 21:26, archived)
# How would one go about being in said book?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:49, archived)
# details in my profile
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:50, archived)
# awesome.
sent. :D
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:58, archived)
# superb work again mr toast
gotta love -

Description:

Book two of the HappyToast illustrated reference books for zombie spotters and enthusiasts of all ages.
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:44, archived)
# is that chris evans on the cover?
woo! to you zombies they are rather amazing
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:44, archived)
# no, no it isn't
he would be more beaten with a shovel if it was him
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:46, archived)
# Tis woo
;D
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:45, archived)
# WOO!
If I get any money, I'll buy both.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:45, archived)
# You'll also need book 4 for your zombie (once its coloured in)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:47, archived)
# Ooh okayy
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:48, archived)
# hurrah!!!!! Congrats bud!
ps was in book 1, which is happily in me house
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:46, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:48, archived)
# Hoorah!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:46, archived)
# All right!
Everybody loves zombies..... i think
(cantbearsed I cant be bothered to write a sig... wait, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:47, archived)
# if they don't they are wrong in the head
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:48, archived)
# Hooray!
*Runs off to get wallet*
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:48, archived)
# you're in this one, page 8 I think
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:50, archived)
# Yay!
*Dances a merry dance*
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:52, archived)
# SSSPPPPAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMM!!!!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:51, archived)
# Very good!
When i get a card, and money, i will get one!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:53, archived)
# woo
book ordered
(pdjpdj, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:55, archived)
# Hurray!
I'd totally buy this if I wasn't skint. Nice one Toasty.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:56, archived)
# damn. Why was I not informed of this? That's
2 books I'm not in.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:19, archived)
# Yam there a me in it?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:23, archived)
# yes, page 4
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:59, archived)
# Woooooo! YAY! HOOPLAH!!!!
and with pay day on thursday I've got money and everything!

*buys*
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 22:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Me, post a picture of me!?!? Surely not


Right then who wants one done?

Edit: Now with added Compo
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:38, archived)
# compo it!
nice work btw
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:39, archived)
# Gracias
The kings got nothing on my quiff
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:39, archived)
# ricky astley might have a copyright issue though
/hides
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:42, archived)
# ^this
rick ghastly ftw
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:44, archived)
# QUIFF
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:39, archived)
# Compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:40, archived)
# Woo!
I want one ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:41, archived)
# ok dokey
ok examples of picture quality I require to make one decent:

Example of picture quality some folks send me:

(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:45, archived)
# Take your pick and do your worst
/ac
One
Two
Three
Four

Edit: That /ac was actually to Rev. Jesse, when sending him these exact pictures. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:47, archived)
# You should have auditioned for the role of Shaggy on the Scooby Doo film
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:49, archived)
# Surprisingly,
that's about the fifth time I've heard that
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:57, archived)
# you should have auditioned for shaggy in the scooby doo film
time to update that count, eh?

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:26, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:33, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:52, archived)
# You look like Noddy Holder in the 3rd pic
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:56, archived)
# And that's the first time I've heard that...
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:57, archived)
# O.O
damn, he does indeed!

Now i am scared *hides under the covers*
(I helped save b3ta! kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 21:28, archived)
# Your eyes are the same colour as your hoodie.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:28, archived)
# Is that you in a dress?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:50, archived)
# Goddamn
That just oozes testosterone from every orifice.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:41, archived)
# Especially the arse.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:42, archived)
# pffft
:)
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:43, archived)
# nope I think thats chilli
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:46, archived)
# uh-hu yeah!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:42, archived)
# oooo....i'll have one done please!
very woo btw
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:45, archived)
# Just gaz me a picture you want done
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:47, archived)
# Hunka hunka . . .
Ooooooooooooh . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:45, archived)
# *rubs one out*
Not to your pic, just generally like.

The Elizabeth Sladen thing on /links got me going.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:15, archived)
# you sir are marvelous
have some elvis

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:20, archived)
# I do.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:47, archived)
# Gaz me a picture then me old china plate
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:54, archived)
# Ning
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:32, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:32, archived)
# I justs posts 'em as I sees 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:33, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:33, archived)
# I will put it in my profile :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:35, archived)
# Be my guest
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:39, archived)
# I have quite a collection :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:41, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Sooooopoyb
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:36, archived)
# hahaha!
one for viz's "up the arse corner"
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:37, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha!!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:37, archived)
# Hahahahhahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:57, archived)
# My magnificent octopus
this is poor, even for me
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:26, archived)
# subliminal?
woo and yay
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:28, archived)
# Einstein!?
please explain?
(cantbearsed I cant be bothered to write a sig... wait, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:31, archived)
# al-bert
he was the only famous bert i could come up with
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:32, archived)
# Awesome
:D
(cantbearsed I cant be bothered to write a sig... wait, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:35, archived)
# How peculiar.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:31, archived)
# odd....
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:32, archived)
# i find this mildly arousing
so much so in fact that i've got a semillon
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:33, archived)
# Albert!

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:38, archived)
# znozthr pinzt offz ghui*hic*hinnuhzz


come on, we all know someone like this don't we?
you know, in the pub.. nude
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:14, archived)
# This kitty was me on Thursday
the bar just wouldn't hold me
(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:15, archived)
# it's a dog i think
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:28, archived)
# No, that's a cat.
Which is why it looks like a cat.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 22:10, archived)
# You're both wrong
It's clearly a lolrus.
(Ribbo Plays poker better than he gets women., Wed 19 Sep 2007, 3:56, archived)
# beer
o
clock!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:15, archived)
# Arrr!
International speak like a pirate day tomorrow!
Blackbeard drank 50/50 rum and ale, with gunpowder mixed in and lemon.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:17, archived)
# tha's acesh, tha' ish. *hic
did you do those cats in record shop animations?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:17, archived)
# I'm documenting their lives
I am
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:18, archived)
# arn't they all over mobile phones now?
you getting royalties for it?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:22, archived)
# they have been ben shamelessly copied
although I did sell some of the originals, but it did not account to much (though it bought me some pints, which I am now sharing with the cats)
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:24, archived)
# awesome stuff :D
loved teh fluffeh record store ones too :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:21, archived)
# Set'em up again !
Let's just see how long it can keep this . . . up !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:23, archived)
# Superb!
I love his failed attempt to get back up
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:24, archived)
# hehe, great stuff fella
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:25, archived)
# all he wants is one more drink
dammit! missed my 4th b3taday by 12 days. i miss it every year. epic fail
(Ninja Squirrel what is this new-fangled technology?!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:26, archived)
# happy b3ta day!
/fail
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:28, archived)
# Well, we all know how that happens, don't we
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:34, archived)
# I like the dilating eyes
and the blatant animal nekkidness, naturally

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:30, archived)
# if he's had that much guinness he'll be shitting for england tomorrow
great stuff sir :D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:35, archived)
# Hahahahaha
I saw the earlier drunk cat too.

I hope this is a new series! \\o/
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:36, archived)
# fab!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:38, archived)
# excellent eye motion
woo yay click
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:43, archived)
# Thats absolutely wonderful
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:59, archived)
# fantastic as always sir.
much clickage to you.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 21:24, archived)
# And it's Guinness too.
None of that shandy stuff. Splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 21:28, archived)
# Naked; just as Attenborough intended to view his animals frolicing.
Woo Yay pour vous!
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 23:17, archived)
# I like this
And Im not sure I can stop laughing
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 0:34, archived)
# hahaha!
tremendous!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 9:25, archived)
# Brill!



(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 11:32, archived)
# Hilarious
Especially the second time he slips cracks me up. Woo!
(oilcorner, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:58, archived)
# I wud liek a fluff withdrawal plz
(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:11, archived)
# sausagecat? parcelcat?
does it have any limbs?
(cantbearsed I cant be bothered to write a sig... wait, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:15, archived)
# Parcelcat
his limbs is tucked nicelies
(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:15, archived)
# may I withdraw
1x STOCKPHOTO plz.

Thnks.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:15, archived)
# NEVER
http://mfrost.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/09/15/42_cats_43506.jpg
shh, tell no one!
(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:17, archived)
# *tells everyone*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:34, archived)
# you have SUCH a big mouth
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:36, archived)
# *winks*

*nudges*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:55, archived)
# Koit thought Keith needed a book of matches
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:10, archived)
# quiet day on the board I see
I liked this :D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:52, archived)
# God I'm bored...
Have another picture I knocked up today.

If anyone wants a vector pic done of them (and if I have time), then let me know.
(Starglider is a rare breed of alien, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:06, archived)
# could you do a vector of billy sheehan for me?
preferably at background dimensions, id give you sex!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:07, archived)
# is not vector
is nice posterize
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:12, archived)
# It is NOT a posterize!
Sometimes I wonder why I put the detail in! Every time someone says "it's a posterize"! ARGH!
(Starglider is a rare breed of alien, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:17, archived)
# well if you'd like to do one of billy the sex remains on offer
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:19, archived)
# i dont even bother with it
befores
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:21, archived)
# o rly
:D
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:01, archived)
# ^
would.

very kewl!
(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:07, archived)
#
up one off to ; D

only joking, this is rather lovely indeed!

ain't she 'er off desperate housewives?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:08, archived)
# i thought she was from the new adventures of superman
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:09, archived)
# ah yes
could be right
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:10, archived)
# she's not from any show...
...she's a formal model friend of mine.
(Starglider is a rare breed of alien, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:10, archived)
# Good lord!
I only know one page 3 girl...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:12, archived)
# *cries
i know none! NONE!
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:19, archived)
# I only have hung out with Leilani...
...she's a bit dull, and the only reason that happened is because one of my close friends was in a panto with her and we'd go to the pub often after a show.

My friend in the picture (Andrea) couldn't be a page 3 girl, as she had a boob job.
(Starglider is a rare breed of alien, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:23, archived)
# i can't be one either
because i've got a cock.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:24, archived)
# used to have a drinking bud who was the spitting image of Caprice
Really freaked out the other drunkards in the pic when me (I look a bit like Max from Max 'n' Paddy) is sharing B3ta Book of jokes with Vicky and they're all dribbling in thier pints.

Oh those were the days.....(fecking stupid wife)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:31, archived)
# isn't leilani
javine?
(SleweD is totally new here., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:39, archived)
# Madeleine Amber
Shes been in the sport, zoo, and just moved to London for uni.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:52, archived)
# just keep to the women thanks ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:08, archived)
# Could you do one of this photo please?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:12, archived)
# sorry that the lettering's a bit bollocks.
(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:17, archived)
# Tiptop
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:22, archived)
# took me two seconds
image, desaturate

then

filters, gallery, artistic, cutout.

(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:24, archived)
# You are the son of Brandow AND Chump!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:39, archived)
# I thought it was carol vorderman....
(Farmer Brown home grown since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:22, archived)
# I KNOW WHERE IT COMES FROM!!!!!!!

CLICK PIC FER BIGGYNESS
(TheEnergySuckingTimeGoblin ate your cat on---->, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:59, archived)
# zomg noway!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:00, archived)
# no China obviously!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:03, archived)
# ah course!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:06, archived)
# High noise level area?
Earplugs?

I can understand the second bit.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:01, archived)
# well how do you expect them to put the man milk into the bottle
(TheEnergySuckingTimeGoblin ate your cat on---->, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:02, archived)
# Sir, I find that highly abusive
You did not do my mother then, I know as I clearly was.

/creepy incest blog.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:03, archived)
# 1 word
lol
(TheEnergySuckingTimeGoblin ate your cat on---->, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:04, archived)
# Thats 3 words tbh.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:09, archived)
# i should have said phrase
(TheEnergySuckingTimeGoblin ate your cat on---->, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:30, archived)
# excellent!
bulging veins 'n' all!
(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:01, archived)
# I suspect this is true
(fairly sure the "wunder-yoghurt" thing is the one of the biggest fad food rip off for a long time)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:03, archived)
# but how will i survive without my omega three?!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:07, archived)
# is it just me or has that only really came to light in the past year or so
btw what the hell does it do ?!
(TheEnergySuckingTimeGoblin ate your cat on---->, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:31, archived)
# I really really need to get out more :(
my first thought was "what bikes are they making"

my second was "coo, it's the Indian version of the old Enfield Bullet"

only on my third look at the picture did I wonder what the cocks were there for.
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:32, archived)
# FAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:52, archived)
# BELLY'S GONNA GET YOU
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:54, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:55, archived)
# lol,
but is it an ice cream or an Olympic torch?
(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:56, archived)
# Albino dog poo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:57, archived)
# thats the latest
dietary trend eh?
(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:59, archived)
# Well it is if you're only eating albino dogs
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:02, archived)
# I'd like to think
both
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:57, archived)
# Haha
THat's from the new Indiana Jones movie /FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:56, archived)
# ^
this!

and a heartfelt woo to the 'riginal!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:01, archived)
# REEEEEEEEAAAAAALLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYY??????
scary!
(cantbearsed I cant be bothered to write a sig... wait, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:57, archived)
# aaaaaw, someone wanked on his shoulder :(
;)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:00, archived)
# I love scousers really :)
(Chav In A Box? Was busy stealing your Vauxhall Nova on, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:27, archived)
# Lovely
You ever gone along Smith Street?

Don't.

Even in an APC.
Bloody depressing. Boarded up buildings, burned-out houses with "grass" spraypainted on them...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:29, archived)
# so nice of the locals to make the neighbourhood a little more green
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:30, archived)
# only croxteth is like that now
the rest of liverpool's ace now
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:29, archived)
# merseyside or seaside?
Like the decision:

Should I be shot with an uzi or a water pistol?
(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:30, archived)
# eek
alien invasion!!

run for the hills!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:30, archived)
# OOOOOOOOH LAAAAAAAA!
la! /french aliens
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:32, archived)
# IT'S THE FUCKING SPACE LEMONS
I KNEW IT, I'VE CREATED A MONSTER
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:33, archived)
# yay!
fianlly this stupid human race will be wiped out, and us monkeys will inherit this planet.

And finally the truth about that "William Shakespear" will be revealed.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:34, archived)
# you know that infinite typewriters, infinite monkeys thing?
one of those infinites is redundant. either you need one (immortal) monkey and an infinite amount of time. or and infinite amount of monkeys and the time it takes to type one letter.

hmmm. considers thoughtfully
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:37, archived)
# I always thought this (not quite so eloquently)
I'm glad I'm not a freak
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:39, archived)
# step 2:
take the remaining ∞-1 monkeys AND CONQUER THE WORLD!!!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:42, archived)
# Step 3: Make Charlton Heston movie
Step 4: Profit
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:44, archived)
# I always though that the amount of monkeys is finite
and they all have to sit in a room.

And have meetings, steering commitees. power point presentations, focus groups and such things.
That explains the need of infinite time.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:43, archived)
# pfft
the webcomic www.goats.com has thoughts along this line.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:44, archived)
# Goatse has it's own webcomic?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:48, archived)
# mind aboggles
but thankfully no. just a horrible coinkydink.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:51, archived)
# partially GC mate.
Was on the links board a while ago

still bloody scary...
(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:34, archived)
# a while like a couple of hours?
besides THIS IS /BOARD!!! not some silly /links

guardian article of today
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:39, archived)
# master of the obvious
"None of the meteorites that fall in Peru and make perforations of varied sizes are harmful for people, unless they fall on a house,"
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:42, archived)
# I feel bad laughing about developing world science but...
A member of the National Academy of Sciences, Modesto Montoya, told the state press agency that a fallen meteorite did not present any danger unless it hit some structure on impact.

They are getting sick, you idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:49, archived)
# maybe they really don't represent a risk
unless they crash into a chemical dump and the waste leaks out through the broken structure :)

hehe

goes to show tho, all it takes is the right kind of bad luck and we are royally fucked
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:02, archived)
# oh
I don't follow /links

it is a scary place
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:47, archived)
# ...Slowly, and surely, they drew their plans against us...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:43, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7626650
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:48, archived)
# I'm going to have to fire up that album now...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:51, archived)
# *stocks up on head&shoulders*

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:45, archived)
# knees&toes
knees&toes
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:51, archived)
# hmm
what and catch herpes? ill take the beach and a sandy crotch
(cantbearsed I cant be bothered to write a sig... wait, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:33, archived)
# You might bump into these chaps
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:39, archived)
# hmm
he can probably see boobies with that visor
(cantbearsed I cant be bothered to write a sig... wait, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:45, archived)
# I can see boobies with my visor...
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:06, archived)
# YAY!
now i know why he smiles!
(cantbearsed I cant be bothered to write a sig... wait, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:18, archived)
# *hums generic sci-fi music*
The middle one looks loads like Geordie off star trek.
(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:45, archived)
# MAINTAIN THE FUCKING UNDERGROUND!
oh wait, you won't becasue you're all shiftless fecks.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:47, archived)
# We had to do a self portrait using arcs and lines.

I took it one step too far...
Especially with this, SHUDDERING FUCK it's huge.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:26, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
-clicks for bigger-
HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:27, archived)
# cerebral palsy?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:27, archived)
# I nearly snotted on my screen then
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:29, archived)
# That's all you can say?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:31, archived)
# I don't like you.
How's that?

only joshing, don't take offence.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:32, archived)
# Hmm.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:33, archived)
# My other response was "cerebral palsy ",
thus proving it is the only thing I could say.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:35, archived)
# You should have just complimented it...
assuming you like it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:38, archived)
# I stick with my original answer.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:40, archived)
# awesomecool!
love the facial expression!
(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:28, archived)
# Thanks ;)
Sauce
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:31, archived)
# Thats grand is that
ooh you just reminded me I started another self cell shading thing the otherday.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:28, archived)
# Get a hair cut you damn hippie!
nah i'm only messin
Woo! to the picture tis a very good
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:28, archived)
# wow! you can pull strange faces!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:29, archived)
# Nice woik
One day I'll learn to vector
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:30, archived)
# It's easy
Download inkscape.
Google "Vector tutorial" and use the top result ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:00, archived)
# haha
HoN now
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:30, archived)
# HoN?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:33, archived)
# the question of the week has devolved into b3tans putting themselves on Hot or Not and whinging about the results.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:38, archived)
# I peed
just a little...... and then i fell off my chair
(cantbearsed I cant be bothered to write a sig... wait, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:36, archived)
# Tee hee
I was going to use one of me looking a bit scared, but then I thought "I'll make fun of myself" so I did.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:38, archived)
# heh
it looks a little like someone snagged your mouth with fishing line
(cantbearsed I cant be bothered to write a sig... wait, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:50, archived)
# Hehe yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:54, archived)
# hahaha, great expression!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:49, archived)
# I know its an old subject
But i had to get this out of my head, bindun?

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:20, archived)
# McCann?
RIS.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:22, archived)
# maddie i think
also good eavnin' all
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:22, archived)
# Maddie?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:23, archived)
# but what does the image have to do with her?
other than that it's got her name in the title.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:24, archived)
# I don't know who you're talking about.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:24, archived)
# ^this
I love you
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:25, archived)
# What is this "Portugal"?
Didn't Hitler have a nice apartment there in the '30s?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:25, archived)
# Got her eye on it too.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:25, archived)
# I was wondering where the bejesus you where good man
'bout time you got your ass back here =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:26, archived)
# I visit often
Just don't post that much.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:27, archived)
# Bah
I didn't realise that was possible
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:29, archived)
# i fink its her eye (mayhaps?)
(TheEnergySuckingTimeGoblin ate your cat on---->, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:25, archived)
# oh, guess i should pay more attention to exactly how her eye looks really close up.
since that's something i see every day.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:27, archived)
# Its something thats in the paper almost everyday
Twunt.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:32, archived)
# i don't get the paper or watch tv anymore. i can't even afford books.
i had to come on b3ta to find out about it.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:35, archived)
# Check the eye
Also a pun on the book candyman?

Anyhoo...
(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:25, archived)
# Exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:26, archived)
# i should really let her out the basement now :/
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:24, archived)
# lol
(TheEnergySuckingTimeGoblin ate your cat on---->, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:25, archived)
# haha
me and a friend had a similar idea, that if you say bloody maddie five times in a dark room, she appears, and forces a bowling ball down your urethra.
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:07, archived)
# That gives me teh fear
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:08, archived)
# "oh, shit, now what do i do"
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:08, archived)
# But can it be walked?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:08, archived)
# or milked?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:19, archived)
# I'm not sure it can do either
I'm sure it would make a nice dog a la orange though
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:23, archived)
# and can your dog be rolled?
this one has great advantage. If you live on a hill you don't need to walk it.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:25, archived)
# been playing buzzsaw frisbee again?


[edit]coming soon to a nogunarmy t-shirt site near you as soon as i've shifted more off the old designs. so buy them first!
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:08, archived)
# OH JESUS!
what i wouldn't pay to have that on a t-shirt.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:09, archived)
# ^fucking this
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:10, archived)
# Thats
what I thought when I saw it.

Get it on Threadless my friend, Threadless...

Edit: www.threadless.com/submit
Edit 2: then gaz me when you're done.
Edit3:I yam a fool, *goes to www.nogunarmy.com/ *

(I helped save b3ta! The4thCrystal Wishes he was better at photographamising..., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:10, archived)
# and me.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:12, archived)
# ermmm
www.nogunarmy.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:12, archived)
# agreed!
threadless, bunch of really good t-shirt CUNTS:)
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:14, archived)
# what's wrong with them?
in general?
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:17, archived)
# i don't own them
thats what.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:18, archived)
# the cunts!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:19, archived)
# Love the show reel too
Would hire you if I was doing something relevant and wasn't doing sciency things
(I helped save b3ta! The4thCrystal Wishes he was better at photographamising..., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:17, archived)
# i like science
i have an A level physics.

i set fire to a table too.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:25, archived)
# Then
would this be a good place to plug my
shirt site too?

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:28, archived)
# aw
thay am lovely
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:29, archived)
# i do like thems.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:31, archived)
# I agree!
I would pay at least 20 of your engleeeesh pounds for that
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:10, archived)
# I hate you rich people.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:12, archived)
# At the moment I have -£1229.80
in my bank, my OD is only £1200
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:13, archived)
# Oh dear, do you work at Northern Rock?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:16, archived)
# I owe my old accomodation £1380
and my overdraft is £959, where my limit is £850

I've been declined a student account because of bad credit rating, and I desperately need a job just to survive uni...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:16, archived)
# Student loan should come in this week some time
that'll take a nice chunk of my over draught away for oh.... about a week.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:19, archived)
# One day I will have one of these "jobs" that seem so popular
Until then, I'll just hold on for the day that badly photoshopped pictures can be used as currency.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:13, archived)
# Primark and a stencil is where its at my friend
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:13, archived)
# that freaking rocks!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:09, archived)
# this is wonderful
it might look good on a t-shirt
albeit I might be requested not to wear it at work
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:11, archived)
# haha
eat it you fuck !
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:13, archived)
# hahaha
that's fantastic :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:13, archived)
# iSaw
/Painful puns
It owns though.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:00, archived)
# i like that
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:44, archived)
# flippin' 'eck koit

you own all the board :)

fantastic shoppage
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:08, archived)
# :)
Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:13, archived)
# But how does it smell?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:09, archived)
# HOW DOES IT POOP
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:11, archived)
# its a mystery man just was not ment to know the answer to.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:12, archived)
# I'm not sure if it want to know..




on second thoughts, it might be interesting..
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:18, archived)
# To the Lab!
you get the lab coats I'll grab the dog and some pro-lax
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:20, archived)
# protective goggles are mandatory
sometimes they explode
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:22, archived)
# I hate it when pets do that
NB. Fish + microwave = need a new experiment
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:25, archived)
# light match in a microwave
"I'm in your microwave confusing physics"
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:26, archived)
# grape+microwave= need a new microwave
(don't) try this at home!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:27, archived)
# Adam and Joe:
Show you how to use a microwave
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:31, archived)
# that is just completely fucked up!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:13, archived)
# The first thing that came into my head was
How does it reproduce?
(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:16, archived)
# It's that time of year...
"This is it, Carruthers!"
"Are you sure, sir?"
"Yes - I heard a jar of Sarson's being opened"



*Pop!*
(Guizmeaux, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:04, archived)
# Its murder!!!!
(on the eyes that is...)

Edit thats a joke...onions..eyes..anyone...woo to the real world photoshopping pic.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:04, archived)
# I knew what...
...you meant. After 40lb of the damned things were skinned it was like having my eyes dipped in quicklime.
(Guizmeaux, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:22, archived)
# One possible solution
Tried preparing them underwater?

(The onions, that is. No need for scuba gear)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:31, archived)
# hahahaah.
facial expressions on vegetables!
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:04, archived)
# hahah
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:14, archived)
# I forgot it was tuesday
welcome noobie
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:05, archived)
# Thanks Atilla!
Thought I'd play it safe for first post...
(Guizmeaux, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:10, archived)
# *pats nice noobie on head in slighty patronising but friendly way*
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:11, archived)
# he he
did you actually use stickers there?
Welcome, you'll never leave
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:06, archived)
# Stickers
Er... bits of paper, drawn on, cut out, stuck to onions with their own liquid. Photo taken, much childish mirth, rolleyes from person holding the knife. Much swearing, trip to casualty, stitches.

The last bit is not true.
(Guizmeaux, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:13, archived)
# :-(
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:07, archived)
# don't listen to the cunts
great first post!

shop a kitten on a chair and you'll never leave!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:08, archived)
# hahahaha
Have some lolpeas with that
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:08, archived)
# finally, a time to use this
(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:12, archived)
# You're all...
...lully. Even "I am an idiot" who I'm sure just wants the bar raised.

Cheers!

(Guizmeaux, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:16, archived)
# Just ignore him
We are lully to people who appear to know what they are doing, and you fit in that box nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:22, archived)
# Haha nicely
Welcome and hello and that.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:10, archived)
# an excellent debut you've got there sir :D
beats the shit out of mine (which no longer exists, i hope)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:22, archived)

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