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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:24, archived)

i wonder if you can cook an egg with xrays?

*goes to find some radiation suits*
WOO! This is most eggcelent ;)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:26, archived)

i love you baldmonkey

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spacefish bong!, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:30, archived)

SO DO I

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:30, archived)

Blimey that is tenuous

Which is good!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:31, archived)

Oh shitting christ!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:36, archived)

Och aye.

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:11, archived)

Mum?

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:16, archived)

He Could Never Take the Place of My Monkey

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:19, archived)

Hahaha

It's a shame (I think) that this challenge has to end!

Woo

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XLVII .uk, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:20, archived)

Hahahahaha

I knew this was yours before I saw the username.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:21, archived)

ahhhahhhahhhah!

SHIT YEAH.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:26, archived)

a question about image challenge entries:

do all entries that are posted as a challenge entry eventually get listed on the Image Challenge pages?
I did one on Saturday ( www.b3ta.com/board/7774155 ) that I don't see on the compo site.

just wondering.

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tubaman, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:27, archived)

psst you entered into the icon challenge

silly
www.b3ta.com/challenge/icon
see!
edit : use the edit button to put it in the right compo!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:29, archived)

hahaha

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:31, archived)

D'oh!

thanks - been corrected

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tubaman, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:45, archived)

The answer is yes

I think if the picture has appeared on the Front page it gets shoved to the front but the rest are usually in chronological order unless things have changed very recently.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:31, archived)

not any more

it's all to do with clicks these days

i miss the old system of completely unfair voting
i never won, but it was completely unfair and pointless
which is what i love about b3ta

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:33, archived)

Well I suppose no system is fair but at least when one boarder decided on who won it meant that the lucky boarder could accept bribes.

There's just no profit in the way it's done these days :)
*strokes plasma screen telly from past bribery*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:37, archived)

you entered it into the icon challange!

edit your post to challange entry

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:31, archived)

lol this goes perfect with fatboy slim

*groooves along*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:27, archived)

quality

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:37, archived)

HAhhhahaha!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:51, archived)

Nelson Mammydela

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:36, archived)

STOP

~~you're doing it all wrong~~
carry on

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:36, archived)

~~carry on~~

Hammer time.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:47, archived)

*doesnt touch that*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:48, archived)

Don't worry, you can touch THAT

Just not this.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:49, archived)

*clicks*

where the hood at, where the hood at *dances*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:51, archived)

*passes you a hoodie*

Don't worry sir, I found one.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:52, archived)

but i was looking for Mr R. Hood..

not missus R. Hood

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:55, archived)

I wish I could find him for you..

But I'm lazy and couldn't give a shit.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:58, archived)

Might this help?

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:03, archived)

Ok oK.....

So I have not been on much tonight but that just made me piss myself!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:07, archived)

biggidy biggidy BONG

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:57, archived)

yay!

mark n lard ruled the FM

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:05, archived)

I miss them

But now with separate shows, it's almost twice the fun maybe.

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oldpeopleinthecemetery, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:11, archived)

You must try harder

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:36, archived)

Oh Baldy. I want your wrongbabies.

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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:40, archived)

Black And White Minstrels are the new coccain.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:42, archived)

I think

they'd make a killing by making a special edition of minstrels with white chocolate in as well as dark

(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:46, archived)

They did those for a while.

I forget the name of them. No one bought them.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:48, archived)

Vice Versas

I used to love them

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:51, archived)

I worked in a convenience store at the time.

We wrote off LOADS that went out of date. You were in a minority. A minority that must have been overjoyed when they were all reduced to 10p to get shot of them.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:54, archived)

Being in a minority rocks.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:54, archived)

Minority Rock sounds like an obscure genre of music

However, it would only work in certain areas.

You wouldn't have the edge if you performed in a country where you became the majority.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:56, archived)

SKILL

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broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:41, archived)

pffft!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:41, archived)

\o/ TED!

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McBadger COW, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:42, archived)

more ted....if your interested....

www.straightfrommybrain.com/Tedpostcard/index.html

peado!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:44, archived)

I like the double-oh Ted

it's ace :)

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in vino veritas, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:50, archived)

These are funny

No Ted Rogers?

:D

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XLVII .uk, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:04, archived)

Couldn't get a decent source pic :(

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:11, archived)

That is a shame, if I find one......

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XLVII .uk, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:19, archived)

I know a woman who was bullied by Trevor MacDonald's daughter.

AT SCHOOL.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:43, archived)

won't be hearing about that on TONIGHT

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:55, archived)

would

(cheddars Get that man a drink, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:43, archived)

I'm loving these

And your site. Most chuckleworthy.

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:52, archived)

Thank you very much!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:11, archived)

PANOWIE

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WHARRGARBL, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:43, archived)

WIFFLEFRONK!

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:43, archived)

hahahahaha!

big rofls!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:43, archived)

Needs more bicycle

minstrel cycle

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:44, archived)

or nissan car parts

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:50, archived)

indeed

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:56, archived)

This image ticks all the required boxes :)

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:58, archived)

ta!

It's also very old!

just like me

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:00, archived)

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:41, archived)

Rinsed this one of before someone beat me to it....

Prince & the Revolution

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XLVII .uk, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:35, archived)

oh noes he's gonna shrink in the wash!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:37, archived)

Erm, Yours is about 10,000,000 times better.

Rinse the Prince

Edit: Fucksocks, clicked wrong reply button.

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Mod Edit, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:44, archived)

lol

boobies

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:47, archived)

I been doing that loads!

I swear it's glitch...

:)

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XLVII .uk, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:51, archived)

WASH SOAK PRINCE REPEAT

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:41, archived)

Sorry...

www.b3ta.com/board/7766519

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:42, archived)

Ahahaha

Not quite!

www.nndb.com/music/016/000039896/

[ed] Yours was ace though!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:44, archived)

hahahaha!

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:43, archived)

Suddenly...

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:34, archived)

YES¬!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:35, archived)

Ahahahaha!

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McBadger COW, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:35, archived)

Don't let him get away!!

On second thoughts, let the little bugger squirm some more..

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:36, archived)

BITE THE KERB!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:36, archived)

pffft

I love that film :)

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:41, archived)

hahaha, you mad fool

TJ: does anyone know of any place i can get a free website?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:36, archived)

PC World??

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:37, archived)

pffft

like they do computer stuff

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:38, archived)

Try Greggs then

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:39, archived)

this i will do

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:39, archived)

how about one for £2.59 a year?

www.reg-123.co.uk

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:38, archived)

I'd go with this suggestion

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:42, archived)

just went through it, it came out at £44 a year

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:42, archived)

Don't buy the hosting

You simply want the domain name and nothing else.

Then transfer to a cheaper host once you've bought it.. :)

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:45, archived)

too much hassle

I will forget

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:46, archived)

you can get free hosting if you ask the right people

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:51, archived)

Google apps

.coms for £5 per year, with mickey mouse (for us non web literate) site builder no FTP but web based uploads and hosting. Good value.

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Carlossus, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:51, archived)

hahaha

I dunno what he's doing but it suits him!

Woo

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XLVII .uk, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:37, archived)

This is disturbing

and ace

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:41, archived)

New Odd-fish episode:

Previous Episodes.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:29, archived)

lovefish!

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:30, archived)

*clicky*

I'm liking these :)

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:30, archived)

.wwA

This is sweet :)

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Ttssattsr, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:30, archived)

I love these like a fish loves mines.

Keep them coming, and I'll keep on clicking =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:31, archived)

ha ha ha !

brilliant

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:32, archived)

Pffft

Nice one - click

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:32, archived)

[Like Romeo & Juliet....

...a forbidden love.]

*click*

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:33, archived)

^this

+ extra loving of the other comics :)

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:36, archived)

I always wondered

what noise fish made whilst having sex.

very lovely btw

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:34, archived)

Awwww

That is lovely, but the pathos is overwhelming *runs off to cry*

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in vino veritas, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:34, archived)

most w00

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:35, archived)

Hehehe

That made me proper chuckle!

*click*

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XLVII .uk, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:38, archived)

aww the fishy is thinking "you're all mine"

:D
WOO!!!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:39, archived)

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Carlossus, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:06, archived)

aww!

woo, sir!

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spacefish bong!, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:40, archived)

Mezzin'

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:42, archived)

haha!

Grand!

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:47, archived)

That is fucking lovely stuff

or just like fucking lovely stuff

anyway: woo!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:47, archived)

Your ocean boob has too many nipples!

Also, I love these. Truly wonderful.

(The If has remembered this site., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:49, archived)

great!

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:07, archived)

Poor Fishie:(

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:17, archived)

Last Episode

*NOOOOOO!!*

(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:34, archived)

These are extra special.

Do more.

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Tart Monkey, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:58, archived)

I fully intend to.

Yes indeed.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:20, archived)

bewdiful sir

Very awesome. Plus I wish I could shade a sphere like that.

(Bigeyedeer just honked up on your rug, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:53, archived)

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:01, archived)

Why

is he wearing black waders?

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:03, archived)

coz he's a cock

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:03, archived)

And yet he is a cunt.

Surely he must be asexual..

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:24, archived)

Funny that...

As soon as I saw that picture I thought "What a Twat"

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:32, archived)

It's the hair around his lips that gives it away

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:37, archived)

Laaarge Wary Waaaderrrrs

Damn you teh Woss.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:03, archived)

has this bindun before?

www.b3ta.com/board/7779029

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:07, archived)

hahahahahah

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:07, archived)

he has very short legs

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:03, archived)

which is why he's only 4 foot

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:04, archived)

at least he's got double the usual then to make up for it

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:08, archived)

Hahahaha!

Here, save starting a new thread

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McBadger COW, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:09, archived)

just googled his symbol

and it's already magenta

oh and woo to you (nice morphage)

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:12, archived)

I think I searched for 'squiggle'

as I seem to remember someone referring to his logo as such
:o)

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McBadger COW, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:14, archived)

hoverknob!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:10, archived)

it's the future

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:11, archived)

yup, I have to agree

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:13, archived)

I feel drawn to this

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:15, archived)

he'll wait till you are asleep

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:22, archived)

That's usually the way, yes

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:23, archived)

Blissff

Click for bigger (396KB)

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Lomticks Be yourself; everyone else is taken., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 19:46, archived)

I smell lionballs!

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Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 19:47, archived)

i sell lion poo!

(to scare off cats)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 19:52, archived)

:3 mew.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 19:53, archived)

awful!

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:00, archived)

I'm about to bugger off to the pub

But it's nice to see ya back make.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:02, archived)

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 19:43, archived)

I bet you get all the girls.

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collapsibletank procreates, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 19:47, archived)

haha

:( I wish!

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 19:48, archived)

Cor!

That's brill!

'edit' may I?

= D

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McBadger COW, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 19:48, archived)

Yes, yes you may.

Nice.

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 19:50, archived)

Nice work ;)

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 19:50, archived)

Hehehe

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 19:51, archived)

pnp's pic hurt my brain

that one broke it entirely. i hope you're both satisfied!

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spacefish bong!, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:45, archived)

At first glance I thought it was a goatse derivative

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idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 19:55, archived)

*fires up photoshop*

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:01, archived)

*hides from b3ta for rest of night*

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:01, archived)

wongburger

(message long storyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 19:55, archived)

noice

Click for bigger (48KB)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:15, archived)

MAN THE HARPOONS!

(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 19:12, archived)

this post contains a satisfactory octopus quota

yay!

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spacefish bong!, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 19:14, archived)

my god

I just realised

most images don't contain a satisfactory octopus quota!

how is this situation to be resolved?

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 19:41, archived)

your "my brainfish are escaping" pic is still on my desktop image rotation

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:22, archived)

was that me?

it was a while ago if it was, have you a link?

it might still have been me, i have a dismal memory

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spacefish bong!, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:44, archived)

thats rather

good

(cheddars Get that man a drink, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 19:15, archived)

he wants his missing two legs back

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 19:17, archived)

he/she does

(cheddars Get that man a drink, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 19:19, archived)

It's a sextopus!

Very rare.

(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 19:19, archived)

this is style

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 19:18, archived)

He looks largely indifferent at his acts of destruction

can an octopus sigh?

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 19:19, archived)

Can an octopus sigh?

That's a question philosophers have been asking since the dawn of mankind.

Also Woo to the pic.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 19:32, archived)

That sounds like "fwubwubwubwubwub" in my mind.

(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 19:34, archived)

reminds me of a joke

.
1: It's W-O-O-M
2: No, it's definitely W-H-U-M-E
1: I think you'll find it's spelled W-O-O-M
2: I bet you a fiver it's W-H-U-M-E
[bloke #3 approaches]
3: I'm an expert, and I know for a fact it's W-O-M-B
1: You're an expert in hippo farts?

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 19:40, archived)

4. ...

5. Profit

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Ttssattsr, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 19:44, archived)

cor, that's lovely

I done made an octopus too!

it has many layers

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:03, archived)

(Alexander The Great, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:59, archived)

what the fuck?

Edit:i thought the board was broken

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Bazmonkey baws!, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 18:42, archived)

You mean...

its been fixed all this time?

(Alexander The Great, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 18:44, archived)

Thank Gawd!

No little B3ta-lings roaming the land!

(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:41, archived)

Prince. lol!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 18:58, archived)

!lol ecnirp

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 19:09, archived)

compo it!

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mugatu, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 19:24, archived)

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 19:54, archived)

i don't understand

help me, xellin!

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spacefish bong!, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 19:10, archived)

oh, wait

it's a hal-like entity protecting prince's purported intellectual property. i can be a bit of a twit at times. have a woo for exercising my brain: woo!

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spacefish bong!, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 19:12, archived)

I finally done a book

See here for more bits

(PagettyPol something something something, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:59, archived)

Well done!!!

It looks lovely.

The lack of replies probably means that people aren't used to looking at genuinely lovely things on this board!

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collapsibletank procreates, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 18:03, archived)

It's got bees in it!

\o/ Looks like a good one, well done!

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McBadger COW, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 18:03, archived)

STOP DOING THIS SYMBOL!!!

No-one will tell me what it means, and it's impossible to google!

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collapsibletank procreates, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 18:06, archived)

It's a wee fella (or lady)

holding their hands up like this \o/ in celebration

(or so I believe)

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McBadger COW, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 18:09, archived)

That's what I always assumed it was.

Like a "Woo yay" emoticon.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 18:11, archived)

oh..

i always thought it was a lady's personal bits wide open.. =-0

Edit: being congratulated with personal bits may only be appealing to the aquired taste

(eight, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 18:14, archived)

Ooh. I like THAT!

And it stops me thinking "woman on her back" every time - and for that I thank you.

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collapsibletank procreates, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 18:15, archived)

It's a person raising their arms

Silly

(__, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 18:10, archived)

\o/

"A smiley of a cheering guy throwing his hands in the air, expressing great happiness. In a rare case, it can portray someone throwing his hands in the air in exasperation or panic."

(Alexander The Great, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 18:11, archived)

In other words

it means YAY

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Mrs.Sp@m, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 19:03, archived)

\m/

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 18:14, archived)

..|.,

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collapsibletank procreates, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 18:16, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 18:20, archived)

Having now consulted Teh Wiki

I now understand entirely!

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collapsibletank procreates, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 18:25, archived)

3-&

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_common_emoticons

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 18:20, archived)

(*´Д`) Erotic stirring

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Shada, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 18:40, archived)

(H_H)

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 19:11, archived)

oooh, someone else who does that :)

thought i (and the people i've beaten into it) were the only ones.

although i don't do the comma on the end, usually. and in this font it's better as .i..

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 18:21, archived)

Oh I think a comma thumb is a must.

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collapsibletank procreates, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 18:26, archived)

also yours is left-handed, not right-handed :p

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 18:31, archived)

I was typing with the right hand!

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collapsibletank procreates, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 18:46, archived)

t(- -t)

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 18:24, archived)

(ó ò)

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McBadger COW, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 18:51, archived)

(:3=

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Ttssattsr, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 19:02, archived)

hurrah!

how lovely

(ivor_the_engine, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 18:06, archived)

hahaha

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 18:18, archived)

nice :)

I love the cheery bee :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 18:11, archived)

congrats

looks great :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 18:26, archived)

ooooh cool :)

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 18:31, archived)

how

lovely

(cheddars Get that man a drink, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 18:34, archived)

nice

work

(Ironic BBQ, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 18:41, archived)

this looks chuffing SUPER

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 18:50, archived)

I like this, and I want one!

The big fuzzy bee is loverly!

When do we get the plushy merchandise?

PS. I just saw the Spice Gurls @ Tesco advert and LOLed all the way thru it!

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..wil, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 18:51, archived)

yay!

much yay indeed!

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spacefish bong!, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 18:57, archived)

Hooray!

But it has sharp corners so I'm not allowed.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 18:57, archived)

That looks super

I may have to buy one for young foop.

Oh, and top lurking too. I thought I was good. 12 posts in over five years?

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foop, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 18:59, archived)

That's absolutely lovely!

_{for some reason, the phrase "that's terribly sexy" is in my autocomplete...}

(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 19:06, archived)

impressive lurkage!

lovely smiley bee

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empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 19:23, archived)

i love it

and would buy it if i had smalls people

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 19:27, archived)

late entry I know

but could you PLEASE post the pic of the lolly-licking cat? Looks ACE !!

(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:11, archived)

licky cat

Have a puss cat

(PagettyPol something something something, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:13, archived)

A whale of a time

nings all :)

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Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:39, archived)

\o/

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:39, archived)

EDUCATE ME!

I have to know what this means. I am ignorant. All I see is a naked woman on her back. I assume it is NOT supposed to be that........

??

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collapsibletank procreates, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:56, archived)

6 pixels dilated!

Pretty soon:

\O/
-
--
---
----
(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(")

.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 19:00, archived)

ANSWERME!

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collapsibletank procreates, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 18:00, archived)

I find it funnier...

...to let you use your imagination.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 18:03, archived)

You might be right.

/culkin

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collapsibletank procreates, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 18:08, archived)

I don't know for sure

I assume it's hands on either side of the face with mouth open, in shock or surprise. Kind of like Macauley Culkin in Home Alone.

/may be wrong blog

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 18:03, archived)

hahaha :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:43, archived)

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

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noodle monkey the cheese junky, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:44, archived)

that's a

seriously pimped R2D2 he's riding....

(prostheses, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:52, archived)

~~pimped~~ flattened

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 18:32, archived)

Hahaa,

Poor thing.

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:48, archived)

Have my infinite bunny-feather thief

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:48, archived)

Just so you know...

Who am i to say the Vulcan and Android are wrong?

(well that went better than expected, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:32, archived)

...riiiiiight..

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:35, archived)

...leeeeeeft...

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:37, archived)

*somewhere in betweeeeen*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:38, archived)

OK, so it's sharing time.

*slurps tea*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:37, archived)

There is a pub by me called The Vulcan and Android

erm

honest

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:39, archived)

hmmmmmm

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noodle monkey the cheese junky, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:40, archived)

that made me lol out loud

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 18:14, archived)

lolol?

is that alchohol made from a compound called lol?

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:45, archived)

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:53, archived)

arf

and pffft.

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kaydup, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 19:39, archived)

Blog & Archive

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)

*SINGS*

'When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year, well...'

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..wil, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:31, archived)

'Ill be there for yooouu

when the rain starts to fall...'

fuck. I've got that stuck in my head

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Cae1, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:32, archived)

this is when the band was worth listening to

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFs1xg1YPaM

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:34, archived)

Excellent.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:35, archived)

Racist.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:38, archived)

hehehe, nice one

/isn't Stewart's production company offering to pay their writer's directly to keep the show going though?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:39, archived)

they're paying them

while they're on strike..

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:40, archived)

Fox News is going off air

as they've no comedy writers to make things up...

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:42, archived)

ah right, gotcha!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:42, archived)

typical Murdoch lackey,

repeating famous headlines from your 'organ'
:-)

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:44, archived)

hahahaha

Up yours, Delors!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:45, archived)

Can it be duckteim?

Pls.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:27, archived)

Sure can with this lil fella!

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:28, archived)

Yay!

I *heart* dux and this one is lovely :)

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in vino veritas, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:28, archived)

*stalks*

*hugs*

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Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:31, archived)

*hugs*

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in vino veritas, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:32, archived)

He hearts you too.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:32, archived)

Ducks = awesome.

Although they are vicious bastards...

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:31, archived)

Nice Duck

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Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:31, archived)

Whoa

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:32, archived)

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Shada, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:35, archived)

FYES!!!!

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Ttssattsr, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:43, archived)

I cant see this without posting my powerduck

aaahhh i cant find my power duck
edit :

I found my power duck

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:41, archived)

No.

Can it be milked?

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Bazmonkey baws!, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:41, archived)

It has never stopped being dukteim

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 19:03, archived)

Also:

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 19:04, archived)

Happy Monday everybody!

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:21, archived)

My Eyes

has Jelly

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:22, archived)

I have a big...

wobbly co.....

* too much information - gets coat

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:25, archived)

you have a big wobble coat

you lucky bastard

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:27, archived)

with the sound of music

or something

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gravytrain, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:24, archived)

FROG SPAWN!

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Bazmonkey baws!, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:24, archived)

Have some 'ning punnage

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Infidel , shit and wrong, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:15, archived)

ooooof!

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:17, archived)

I would prefer to see the Manatee in films then Hugh

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:18, archived)

indeed

such as this film

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:20, archived)

Actually, I meant this one

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:20, archived)

the sexy sea cow bastards

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:21, archived)

The Manatee looks so sexy there

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:21, archived)

Haha!

That's aceness :)

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Infidel , shit and wrong, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:22, archived)

(cheddars Get that man a drink, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:27, archived)

*clicks*

"There's matter in the sink"

superb film.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:18, archived)

Oh, the Hugh Manatee!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:19, archived)

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:26, archived)

Aaaargh!!

(this joke brought to you by manatees)

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..wil, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:23, archived)

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:36, archived)

Hahaha!

Thars clevah!

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Infidel , shit and wrong, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:39, archived)

Shoulda been 'I Withnails' tho

shurely!?

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..wil, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:42, archived)

Went to give blood today

Saw something pretty disturbing round the back. :¬|

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:10, archived)

BLUH!

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:11, archived)

One Blood, hahahahahahahahaha

Two Blood, hahahahahahahahaha

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:12, archived)

There's one happening near my work

And they're happy to give me the time off to attend, got something stapled with my pack saying they're low on my type (A-) but I bet they say that to everyone.

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:13, archived)

I'm A+ but in canada i am not allowed to give blood

cos i am british
linky for how rare your blood is ... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_type#ABO_and_Rh_distribution_by_nation

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:16, archived)

Arr, new that one already

My moderate rarity is a source of smugness
*waits for someone with AB- to show up on board*

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:19, archived)

wifey is B-

hmm

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:20, archived)

I wonder if different types of blood taste different.

edited due to stupid spelling.

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Cae1, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:14, archived)

You're fucking weird.

& Probably not.

edit : 1 post til 3k...

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Cae1, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:14, archived)

It would depend on how much Iron was in your blood

Sorry, it does taste different depending how much iron is in your blood

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:15, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:17, archived)

^ this

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:19, archived)

Make black pudding

and remember to send pics to the newsletter.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:19, archived)

I'm not THAT weird.

I was just wondering..

3000th post!
No image though :(

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Cae1, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:21, archived)

Should taste no different at all...

ABO blood types just refer to the different antibodies/antigens you possess (as opposed to real bodies and auntie Jem) - which I don't think have much of a taste.

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Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:40, archived)

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