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/tidied up a bit now
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:49, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:49, archived)
# canis equus vulgaris
nice to see you

to see you

mice.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:53, archived)
# You too,
Mr Bobs.

Not been about much recently. How are you?
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:55, archived)
# I am well, ta
really bored at w0rk, but well


(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:59, archived)
# Excellent and most clickworthy!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:49, archived)
# hahahaaa! splendid!

(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:49, archived)
# hahahahaha
the danger of OGM
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:50, archived)
# hahahahahaha
I just pop over and this is the first I see.

Nice one !
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:50, archived)
# At first glance I thought it was actually yours...
Love your Dangermouse mouse by the way, and would like to purchase one. With cash money.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:53, archived)
# ^
even though it's a Microsoft one ;)
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:53, archived)
# haha, brilliant!

(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:51, archived)
# amazing
simply the woo
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:52, archived)
# they could at least
Grow him a new eye while they are at it!

Very good by the way, and returns to lurk
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:53, archived)
# Winner!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:05, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Ah go on then..
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:47, archived)
# Winner...
* clicks
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:49, archived)
# They always gave me the fear
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:49, archived)
# i liked them
but hated the music... *fears*
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:52, archived)
# I know how he feels
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:46, archived)
# pudsus rex interfectus est
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:46, archived)
[challenge entry] pow
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:36, archived)
# LOPLOP
or whatever he says when he does that thing with his beak.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:37, archived)
# I believe it's a
"meck meck"
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:38, archived)
# it's definitely got an 'o' sound in it.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:39, archived)
# it's "mapmap" actually
I wrote the script*








*may be a lie
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:39, archived)
# * wasn't a lie
Get him
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:40, archived)
# i didn't think there was a script.
just a handicapped kangeroo button mashing a typewriter.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:40, archived)
# I'm actually that bastard penguin that nicked his ball.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:41, archived)
# I always knew it as meeeeeesh-mau
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:40, archived)
# I don't know what noise he makes
but he has very strong political leanings

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=YNl7YodE2HE

Actually, he makes the noise about 1 min into this.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:42, archived)
# as I said below
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:44, archived)
# top expression.
:D
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:37, archived)
# nooooooooooooooooooooooo
But Michael Knight will come and rescue him

b3ta.com/links/Pingu_Hoff_Rap
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Hahahah
I'm not sure whether to be horrified, or just giggle any more!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:38, archived)
# PINGU GOES CLUBBING

(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:38, archived)
# For every one you kill
two more will step forward to take it's place.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:38, archived)
# I think thats for chavs
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:40, archived)
# canadian club on the rocks please
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:38, archived)
# canadian club?
That's just three bearded men in dungarees listening to the bay city rollers in an attic isn't it?
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:39, archived)
# You can't have a scotch on the rocks without a little umbrella.
That's what makes it "on the rocks"!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:39, archived)
# ha ha ha
:D
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:41, archived)
# brolly brolly brolly
eh? eh? eh?

under me big red brolly, brolly, brolly

eh? eh? eh?
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Harsh!
:(
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:38, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo!
*Fires RPG*

*Kills half of North Pole*
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:39, archived)
# penguins...north pole...right

(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:40, archived)
# Errrrm
... perhaps they flew north!

(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:47, archived)
# :D

(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:49, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:55, archived)
# RPG Camper ?
*headshots with 357*

(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:41, archived)
# haha!
I like the one when he pisses everywhere!!!

Also:I was going to do a Floella Benjamin/Josephine Baker pic for the compo,I googled Floella Benjamin and..Wahey!!!!No need to shop!!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:41, archived)
# That is superb!
he gets pissede, doesn't he?

And ace pic too!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:42, archived)
# I wasn't sure if it was the same episode


(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:44, archived)
# hahaa
the posture makes this.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:47, archived)
# This burns my very soul :'(
poor pingu!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:00, archived)
[challenge entry] "All for one all one for all"
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:19, archived)
# Muskahounds are alway ready....
*sings*
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:20, archived)
# And to think
I only just got that song out of my head...

Will he get put down if no-one claims him after a week?
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:21, archived)
# nah,
they'll probably just kick him to death
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:23, archived)
# wearing rugby boots
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:24, archived)
# digging their studds in
and raking bits of bloody pulp across the floor
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:30, archived)
# you studd
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:35, archived)
# Easy tiger.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Is your sig a reference to that movie 'Matador'?
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:40, archived)
# No
but it makes me want to see it.

No, my sig is a ref to the age old question 'if you were going to be a serial killer what would be your modus operandi?'

I'd shag people and then kill them just as they reach orgasm. I'm nice like that.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:43, archived)
# reminds me of "Goldeneye"...

(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Never seen it.
Tina Turner rules though, square scary stig of the dump mum that she is.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:48, archived)
# You'd like Sex and Death 101
is all about that (altough could be better)
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Oooh.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:48, archived)
# *growls*
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:40, archived)
# Nice growl or not nice?
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:43, archived)
# a mix of both
... sexually agressive
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Best kind.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:48, archived)
# hope so
never liked that show
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:23, archived)
# I concur.
Got right on my tits
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:25, archived)
# I loved Dogtanian
But I watched some of it a couple of years back and my God is his voice annoying.

I'd help kick him to death.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:27, archived)
# haha
*joins queue*
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:32, archived)
# It was bloody irritating
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Hurahrah hurahrah!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:37, archived)
# They only care about the largest dog in the UK
What about the rest of them?!

Also, arf!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Digby?
He's one big fella.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:23, archived)
# You can count on it.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:29, archived)
# *poke*
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Hmm
*shakes hand*



*poke*
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:36, archived)
# hello! ow
I'm poorly

ow

lower
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:38, archived)
# You're such a tease.
If you weren't big enough to fend off my advances I'd put you over my knee.

*lemsips*
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:40, archived)
# *makes low, back-of throat purring noise*
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Be pleased you're further away than my bank balance will allow, dude.
Else I might try and turn you.

Edit: it's possible to scare him. Interesting.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:46, archived)
# man, you change your name more often than your pants!

(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:31, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:43, archived)
# and why is last week's pair still not in my mail?
the one from before barely smells anymore :(
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:48, archived)
# Digby?


Mind the piss
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:23, archived)
# \o/
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:24, archived)
# I'm troubled
by what the kid on the bottom right appears to be holding
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:25, archived)
# A big bone-r

(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Kid?
thats Jim "The Legend" Dale!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:29, archived)
# Are you sure?
It looks to me like one of the kids who MUD helped learn the Green Cross Code

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=7bG3w9oB5Q0

Either that or it's Kevin Keegan
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:32, archived)
# great film that!
not been on tv for years! :D
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:29, archived)
# ^ This
but funnier?

(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:33, archived)
# I love the theme song from this film
"When I saw you there, with your long shaggy hair, I knew..."
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:36, archived)
# DIIIIGBY!!!
I remember this song like it was yesterday...
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:56, archived)
# Ace!
I was called Dog Tanian for years!

:D
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:28, archived)
# hahahaha
i'll have him - he can defend me with his old sword!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:29, archived)
# And paperclips!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Trawling the tribute act circuit...

Heart wasn't invited.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:17, archived)
# and heart
ghaaaay!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:18, archived)
# Heart was shit
It's nowhere near to an element.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:19, archived)
# Heart the band were awesome though.
Yes they were. Shut up.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:20, archived)
# I do agree to this.
I don't know whether or not I should though...

It's not something I enjoy admitting
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:26, archived)
# \o/
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:27, archived)
# they taught me everything I know about the menopause
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Has an added side effect of big hair and guitars.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:29, archived)
# In Greek and Egyptian mythology
Earth, Air, Fire, Water, Chaos and The Human Spirit were all elements.

Heart however is predominantly muscle tissue and ventricles.

However, the greeks had Chaos and Spirit as one. The pentagram symbol with it's point upwards represents the five elements, demonstrating the dominance of the Spirit over the physical world. Hence why Satanists inver the pentagram and have it point down, to represent the dominance of the physical over the human spirit.

Now you know.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Chaos would have been a fucking ace planeteer.
Nobody would mess with him, but he'd probably get kicked out for destroying the world...
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:26, archived)
# But
since the world was created by Chaos in the first place, they would probably figure he was well within his rights.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:30, archived)
# HAIL ERIS!

(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:32, archived)
# Indeed!
Wonder which continent his / her human representative would have been from though?
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:02, archived)
# but the greeks also thought the brain was simply a device for cooling the blood...
(may be true for some people though)
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:29, archived)
# the stupidest conversation I have ever overheard
two old ladies at the bus stop

one says to the other "I used to think that the heart was the most important organ, but you need your brain too"
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:33, archived)
# to weigh your head down.
Otherwise your head would just be a big flesh balloon, and you'd float off into trees all the time.

100% FACT.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:34, archived)
# this is scientifically accurate
the best kind of accurate
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Ahthangyew.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Hahaha
One day, being old will be illegal =]
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:34, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:38, archived)
# pfft!
I'm fairly fond of my liver and lungs too :)
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:35, archived)
# yes, can't beat a good organ
*plays bossa nova on the bontempi*
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:38, archived)
# Of course
lungs are only for flash bastards that want to show off.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:35, archived)
# yeah
moving air about!

those crazy people!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:38, archived)
# In my day
we were happy to leave air where it was - where the Lord intended it to be.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:50, archived)
# you had air!
/etc
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:09, archived)
# It could be argued that heart represents quintessence.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Being totally five?
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:24, archived)
# Yes,
but also because of Jesus and transubstantiation.

I can say no more.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:31, archived)
# I understand.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:32, archived)
# I miss Captain Planet.
No wonder everyone's on about carbon emissions now- we've got no Captain Planet to remind us of the errors of our evil ways.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:18, archived)
# I completely agree
I used to love it, even though by transmitting it, they were clearly using lots of electricity, so it was sort of ironic, but hey..
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Special 80s electricity though.
Harvested from the static electricity created by Simon Le Bon's crotch rubbing.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:21, archived)
# even as a child, i found it unlikely that baddies would pollute for the fun of it rather than as a byproduct of their big businesses
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:22, archived)
# *burns a rainforest for shits and giggles*
NYAHAHAHAHAHA.

Fool! To think it would never happen!

Where is your Captain Planet now?!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:27, archived)
# he got fat and old like all of my heros
... :(
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:28, archived)
# I want to be a fat old ex-hero one day.
Either that or a Transformer.

That would be sweet.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:31, archived)
# sound slike a lot of hassle to me
why not just get fat and old and tell everyone you used to be a hero... until they hit you with an income tax bill that crippled you and now you suffer from anxiety attacks and they've put you on medication which makes you really gaseous
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Sounds sort of like being a Transformer.
But with less mobility.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:35, archived)
# shop mobility in disguise
-- I am Cartomus Flid, from the Assistend Living Nebula
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:36, archived)
# You could be a fat, old Transformer
You could turn into a transit van.

Or a volvo
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:37, archived)
# "Back in my day, the only Transformers around were 2CVs!"
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:39, archived)
# true tho, all the captain planet baddies had no proper motivation at all
made me dismiss the whole thing. and because of that the river dolphin is now extinct!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Well, when the baddie has a name like 'Luton Plunder'
There's nothing left for him in this world other than burning rainforests and polluting seas
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:08, archived)
# Unfortunately, Captain Planet signed a lucrative spokeshero deal with Exxon Mobil and helps lobby for reductions to pollution fines..
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:21, archived)
# The utter bastard.
Guantanamo him IMMEDIATELY.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:22, archived)
# and the ethnic diversity of the planet
... erm

hello by the way, I'm not posting today but I wanted to say hai
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:22, archived)
# oh hai!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:24, archived)
# oh hai!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:25, archived)
# african bloke - check
... some sort of asian chick - check
ginger kid - check

hot blonde - check

all the people's of teh world are represented
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:27, archived)
# Italian, or maybe some sort of spanish...
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:29, archived)
# hot
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:30, archived)
# stock photos ftw!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Captain Planet!
He's our hero, gonna take pollution down to zero!

Didn't even need the innernets to remember that!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:22, archived)
# that's an ambitions target
although you notice he doesn't put a deadline on that statement ... what he was actually endorsing was the over pollution of the planet so that it can no longer support human life, meaning all humans are wiped out and thus pollution is ultimately reduced to zero.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:26, archived)
# What a selfish wanker.
I hate him now.

HE WAS THE ELEMENT OF CHAOS.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:29, archived)
# he was sleeping with Gia
that's how he got the gig ... he was just some sick old Earth perv from Falmouth... he was actually called Fergus!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Captain Fergus, he's a pervert!
Gonna try and think of something rude that rhymes with pervert.


*sings*

I think I've got a hit on my hands now.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:37, archived)
# you dropped this 's'
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:38, archived)
# I've got a hit on my hands snow?
I've got a hit son my hands now?
I've got as hit on my hands now?
I've got a hit on my shands now?
I'ves got a hit on my hands now?

=]

(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:43, archived)
# GAAAAY PLANET!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:20, archived)
# I wish Heart was actually that cool.
He sucked big time.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:23, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:31, archived)
# He are these guys?



(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:21, archived)
# The planeteeeeers!
Captain Planet?
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Damn eco-friendly cartoons
I want my cartoons to have a carbon footprint the size of china
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:25, archived)
# *parp*
that's better
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:27, archived)
# Well, I presume it wasn't done with recycled materials
Or solar power transmission.

So I guess they were just fucking with us the whole time.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:29, archived)
# Hahaha
Do you seriously remember this?

(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:29, archived)
# Fuck yeah, I'd watch it all the time!
It used to be one of my favourite shows.

God knows why, but still.

Even at the time, I still hated the idea of heart being an element.

IT IS NOT AN ELEMENT.

*throws a tantrum*
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:33, archived)
# You'd have preferred earth, air, fire, water and mendelevium?
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:35, archived)
# I would have settled for manganese.
Francium would have been entertaining.

Especially if he got too close to fire or water =]
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:48, archived)
# I agree!
It didn't make any sense.

I remember watching this when I was about 8!
Maybe it was repeated?

& 'ning .... how rude.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Perhaps, I remember watching a lot of old shows as a kid
Most of them before my time, but repeated.

And 'ning!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Unfortunately
not all birds that have joined the army have joined on our side as this still from Ken Loach's "The Vulture that Shook the Barley" clearly demonstrates.

(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:11, archived)
# that's nicely done :)
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:13, archived)
# Ta
I felt sorry for the poor Boer War general so I thought I'd do this as well.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:16, archived)
# Happily, some of the birds joining up ARE on our side!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:13, archived)
# Hahahaha
The likeness is uncanny!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:14, archived)
# Yea...
It does look a bit like her?
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:15, archived)
# SEABEES!
Is that like cubs for navy brats?
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:14, archived)
# They build stuff
Like busy bees I suppose
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:31, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
That made me laugh far too much. Luckily I'm alone in my office at the minute :)
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:15, archived)
# And you're not having a sneaky wank?
Fail. Ee. Er.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:16, archived)
# Had one a few minutes back
Just recovering at the minute.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:16, archived)
# Recovering? RECOVERING?!
Just get an elastic band and a pen and splint it.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:17, archived)
# Pulled too hard
Foreskin's now swollen to the size of a plum and I think my banjo string's about to go.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:19, archived)
# GO FOR THE BURN!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:20, archived)
# OW!
Now see what you've made me do?
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Yes, and it's a big turn on, don't worry.
I'm frotting myself silly as we speak.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Just so long as someone's happy
There's a bit of blood now.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Phwoar.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:29, archived)
# A lolly-ice stick works better
but you have to watch for splinters.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:56, archived)
# heh :D
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:54, archived)
# I like this
:)
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:42, archived)
# cheers
me too :)
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:53, archived)
# skekseeeeeeees!
innit.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:49, archived)
# ha
i didn't even notice! must watch that film again.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Old age wasn't kind to him...
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:09, archived)
# I HAVE A ZIMMEEEEEEEEER
Sorry.

Edit- his boots are very in right now.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:09, archived)
# Hahahaha
This
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:10, archived)
# I HAVE INCONTINENCEEEEEEE!!!!!!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:10, archived)
# I (sit down in) THE SHOWEEEEEEEEEER
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:11, archived)
# pfffffffffft
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:20, archived)
# You love it.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Ugga boots or whatever they're called?
Everyone's got a pair of bloody ugga boots...

Shitting wanking cockmunching ugga boots.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:18, archived)
# Ugg.
Just Ugg.

I haven't.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:19, archived)
# Ah... Ugg... I stand corrected...
...in my orthapaedic Ugg boots.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:20, archived)
# I bet you do, you Lindsey Lohan-esque creature.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:23, archived)
# haha brill - love the addition of the mug (:
poifect!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:09, archived)
# Haha!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:10, archived)
# Shopped photos only, etc.
Woo!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:10, archived)
# hahahaa
BY THE POWER OF GRAY HAIR!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:10, archived)
# *giggles*
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:11, archived)
# hahaha
that's fabulous
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:11, archived)
# arf! :)
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:12, archived)
# ha ha ha ha !
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:12, archived)
# To the Batcave!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:14, archived)
# I'm loving that the original series is back on the telly.
Adam West is possibly one of the best people to have exer existed. Nobody messes with Adam Weeee.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:15, archived)
# arf
that one with the lion is my fav
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:17, archived)
# Hahaha
It's a long way down!

Woo to both pics!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:30, archived)
# :D Win!!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:56, archived)
# It's the grey Prince Valiant pompadour
that makes this awesome
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:04, archived)
# Robot!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:08, archived)
# Hooray!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:09, archived)
# EXTERMINATE?
PLEASE?
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:09, archived)
# ALSO
WOO.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:09, archived)
# Awesome.
Make it do something.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:10, archived)
# wai ai....tips are fur puffs man!

woo robot rizla :D
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:10, archived)
# Smarties, Smoking and Robots...
* all it needs now is a penguin
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Also
Woo
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:13, archived)
# nice !
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:12, archived)
# brilliant work
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Awesome stuff =]
We had a robot thread this morning, that would have easily been a winner!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:18, archived)
# haha fucking top notch mate, now make some more, we need an army.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:19, archived)
[challenge entry] On the run
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:08, archived)
# Danananow, danananow, dandadandadan!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:08, archived)
# ^this!!!!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:09, archived)
# Bobgodfreytastic
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:10, archived)
# that's fabtanstic

and thus clickey
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:11, archived)
# The reg says "I love 1974"?
Was that really when that show was out?

* Applies for stair lift
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:15, archived)
# I weel seeng you...a leetle song!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:07, archived)
# Arriba!!
most woo!
: )
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:07, archived)
# Hahaha!
Brilliant
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:07, archived)
# I could stare at him all day....
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:08, archived)
# Hola!
Marvlius!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:08, archived)
# arrrrrrrrrriba!!
woo yay sexy sir (:
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:09, archived)
# 'lo misses :)x
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:11, archived)
# He plays hees
guitar weeth skeel!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:11, archived)
# es muy bueno
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:12, archived)
# good to see these back sir! :)
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:13, archived)
# ta :)
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Hahahaha
:D
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:30, archived)
# ^this^
...is now my iPhone wallpaper.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:37, archived)
[challenge entry] He just can't.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:56, archived)
# *bottom lip trembles*
:-(
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:56, archived)
# sorry
it's not real. *hugs*
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:57, archived)
# *flinches*
*runs off and hides behind the sofa*







*quiet sobbing*
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:58, archived)
# *paints self green*
"I wish I could fly, riyght oop to the sky, but I caaaaarn't"
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:00, archived)
# *shoots*
Blummin' radioactive penguins.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:05, archived)
# *sniffles*
*is a bit better*
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:08, archived)
# Oh well.
Never mind.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:57, archived)
# Hahaha!
Splat! Woo!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:57, archived)
# I bet Cuddles pushed him, the bastard!!!
Woo!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:57, archived)
# he hates that duck.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:58, archived)
# 'lo fella
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:59, archived)
# hi ya buddy
hows tricks?
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:00, archived)
# I've learnt 4 new breakdance moves and I can also walk on water
how 'bout you?
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Thor has sustained injuries libellous to his nature
and therefore can no longer hold a pencil in his elbow
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:05, archived)
# i've survived 3 assasination attemps
and eaten two mini battenburgs.

so fairly much the same as usual.

i'm also working on andrews 2008 calendar which will be availible soon.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:05, archived)
# cor, is it that time of year already?!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:07, archived)
# That was my theory.
I shudd be a copper!!!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:59, archived)
# bloody yorkshire orangutans
they don't like anyone.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Borneo ones, on the other hand...
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:03, archived)
# oh my
that's rather wrong.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:04, archived)
# That's what I was thinking
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:58, archived)
# nah, he's just a bit delusional
he used to know his limits.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:02, archived)
# shame that keith harris wasn't still attached as well.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:57, archived)
# Good god this!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:02, archived)
# hahaha yaaay
it's so gracefull!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:58, archived)
# Marvelous
*clickimus*
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:58, archived)
# crikey :/
still, he's in a better place now

: D
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:58, archived)
# Woo Yay!
That's 'kin' excellent!

Have a click!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:58, archived)
# :(
sooper.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:00, archived)
# hahaha
another one that couldn't
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:01, archived)
# *flies*
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:01, archived)
# the feather is not really magic, you know?
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:03, archived)
# *falls*
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:03, archived)
# Science prevails!
In your face, magic!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:09, archived)
# haha!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:02, archived)
# hahaha
superb
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:02, archived)
# He did win a gold medal at Ice Skating
with Christopher Dean though . . . Woo!


(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:03, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:04, archived)
# bird didn't flu claims another victim
price of snot green ducks set to rise to £1,000,000 before christmas.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:05, archived)
# Hahaha!
Yes!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:06, archived)
# hahaha!
fat green fucker...
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:07, archived)
# Whhheeeeeeee!
Flap Flap Flap...
Splungggeee!

Hurrah!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:08, archived)
# hahaha!
HOW DO I FLY LOL
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:08, archived)
# Tonights TV is cancelled
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:56, archived)
# That's what Glitter said!!!


(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:57, archived)
# hahahahahhahahaha
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:57, archived)
# Retro Pudsey.


How quaint.

(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:57, archived)
# The new one is shite!
Why would they re-design him?
It's ludicrous!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:58, archived)
# I was asked to do some work for it
but didn't have the time. Plus they wanted it done in Flash and that's just not my bag
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:59, archived)
# you shoulda asked me to do it
(;
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:01, archived)
# I will next time
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:03, archived)
# I've not seen the new one
But I'm opting for the Daily Mail response and going to say I oppose it before I have seen it.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:03, archived)
# pudsey doesnt look like that anymore does he?
the new one scares me
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:57, archived)
# The new one looks too happy
He's wearing his bandage with pride :¬\
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:01, archived)
# Gay pride?


(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:06, archived)
# Hahahaha
*clickage*
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:58, archived)
# Hahaha
*puts wallet back in pocket*

Does that mean no depressing TV all night?

Woo.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:00, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:02, archived)
# YOU GIVE! YOU GIVE NOW!! MONEY, YES?!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:03, archived)
# Yay!
*Get's wallet out*
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:06, archived)
# HAHAHA YES!!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:07, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Cause of that warm nostalgic feeling while wiping.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:44, archived)
# hehehe
nice
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:45, archived)
# afternoon you slag
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:53, archived)
# *giggles*
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:45, archived)
# *googles*
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:48, archived)
# *gaggles*
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:02, archived)
# hooray
now he can fingermouse me.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Hey! Monty!
You see Bailey this week too?

He was woo, like your pic.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:46, archived)
# You saw him too?
Fantastic, no ?! :)
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Went with Caro Tuesday.
Rather tasty, second time we've seen him this year - went to Pinter's People.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:50, archived)
# I'm off out later to get a potted plant and a bottle of Malibu
And spend the evening in the park...
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:52, archived)
# Hell, I'm still spending my evenings
stoned with a fridge tray inside my washing up bowl.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:56, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:59, archived)
# I don't know who Bailey is
So....

did you watch Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe? That was good.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:48, archived)
# I watched that.

I like him. He does funnies.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:52, archived)
# *nods*
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:53, archived)
# i've watched that the last two nights in a row
s'all good
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:53, archived)
# I've only seen two
The one where he has a go at Heroes and the one where he has a go at adverts- I thought the adverts one was better.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:55, archived)
# they are the two that have been shown the past two days
my memory fails to tell me themes of the other shows because i am a fool
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:56, archived)
# A sexy fool though.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:57, archived)
# *blush*
*shuffles*
*gropes*
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:01, archived)
# Hehehehe
*still got it*
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:08, archived)
# The news one is the best.
Especially when he rips into the Maddie media frenzy.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:56, archived)
# Int seen that one.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:57, archived)
# 3rd or 4th in this series
So BBC2 might repeat it next week.

Or summat.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:58, archived)
# Oooooooh
*watches out*
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:59, archived)
# i reckon i'd shag him after a couple of pints
especially if we'd just been ranting about maddie.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:59, archived)
# I do love an angry man.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:59, archived)
# esp a funny clever one
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Oh yes.
Dylan Moran? Would.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:09, archived)
# ^this^
and getting the Power of Nightmares bloke to do a segment...
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:01, archived)
# I don't know who he is either...
but he is giving away free stuff!
www.baileys.com/en-gb/home/homepage.htm
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:57, archived)
# Pfffft
:)
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Hehe
Goldenfingerbobs.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:48, archived)
# You get more out from the orignal.
Nice and sharp for poking at the clags.


Woo!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:50, archived)
# If you train mice correctly...
You can get them to chew off the Tag-Nuts
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:52, archived)
# *cue Gruntfuttock award*
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:53, archived)
# hehehe noice!
woo yay
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:52, archived)
# pffft
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:58, archived)
# I haven't been here in ages.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:42, archived)
# pffft...
no more ridiculous than the truth
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:42, archived)
# ^^^
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:44, archived)
# Hahahaha
What?
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:43, archived)
# Second picture
reminds me of the "Check your head out" video :)
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:44, archived)
# ^This
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:54, archived)
# yaaaaay
i used to, and still do, love your website.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:45, archived)
# Yes, I remember.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:46, archived)
# paedophiles being helped to new identities by JollyJack!

sick paedos are being turned into squirrels with tits by a mysterious yiffing mastermind.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Hey.
Don't talk about JollyJack. This thread is all about ME.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:52, archived)
# JollyJack just a henchman

real mastermind is themanwhofellasleep and is N0.1 on the FBI most wanted list.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:00, archived)
# yay, one of my fave people
(:
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:52, archived)
# Thank.
you.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:52, archived)
# no
problem
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:53, archived)
# Why not look at this arty music/porn clip I made?
It's not safe for work. And it features the Red House Painters.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZWbTSLSEj0
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:56, archived)
# sure
you doing another book at any point?
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:00, archived)
# No plans for another book at the moment,
although there is a slim chance TMWFA will get a relaunch next year. Who knows?
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:04, archived)
# a relaunch eh?
no idea what that entails, but good luck with it all.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:09, archived)
[challenge entry] All that budget coke is starting to take hold....
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:39, archived)
# With the bold
That looks like "BBC Children ON COOOOKKKEEE!!!!!"

Erm... doesn't it? Guys?
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:40, archived)
# is Pudsey doing a mini front goatse there?
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:40, archived)
# Mini Front Goatse
That's one of Bob Geldof's kids, isn't it?
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:41, archived)
# Pfft...
That's what I saw..

* must think quicker
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:42, archived)
# hehee
:D
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Retro Pudsey.
How quaint.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:41, archived)
# Haha!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:41, archived)
# *:)

(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:42, archived)
# cokie monster!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:42, archived)
# ace tagging
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Haha!
That's where all the money goes!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:50, archived)
# Oh no's !
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:00, archived)
[challenge entry] : )
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:34, archived)
# woo!
Lots of good stuff coming out of this competition.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:35, archived)
# arf
:)
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:35, archived)
# i do believe,
mojo jojo is much better than most comic book villains.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:36, archived)
# With this agree do I.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:38, archived)
# ^this^
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:42, archived)
# well, since one of their main ingredients is "spice"... :)

(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:36, archived)
# yeah
as long as it's not german :(
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:39, archived)
# Speis?

(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:40, archived)
# the lead contaminated spice around here
20 people ended in the hospital last week
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:43, archived)
# oh
must've missed that in the news
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:47, archived)
# it was in Leipzig
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:49, archived)
# O_o

(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:09, archived)
# I almost said something tactless like
"House Harkonnen must be really pissed". But I chose not to...

oops.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:15, archived)
# Yay!
Nicely done!

:D
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:38, archived)
# Baby Claypole on the way :-)


Click for bigger (83KB)
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:26, archived)
# CONGRATULATIONS!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:26, archived)
# ^ This
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)
# any suggestions for names?
my wife has already ruled out "Princeisacunt"
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Armageddon
or
P3ter
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:48, archived)
# P3ta

* wishes he had thought of that first
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:51, archived)
# MASOTRON
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:52, archived)
# is that some kind of kinky robot?
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:55, archived)
# If you like.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:56, archived)
# couldn't you have out a megenta cock on it or something?
I jest. congrats!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)
# this
the congrats part, not the cock part.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:28, archived)
# you know you want the cock too
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:31, archived)
# it would certainly add some flavour to the pic
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:33, archived)
# \o/
congrats!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:28, archived)
# congratulations!
he has my nose.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:28, archived)
# How do you smell?
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:28, archived)
# like lynx africa.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:29, archived)
# ewwww
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:30, archived)
# SMELLS OF ELEPHANTS!
I love Lynx Africa. Does things to me. That and Paco Rabanne XS, although now that just sets me on edge as my ex used to wear it.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:30, archived)
# brings be back to my days in the wild.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:32, archived)
# brings be back?
Hab you god a cold?
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:33, archived)
# a terrimle keymoard.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:34, archived)
# a fikefy expuse.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:34, archived)
# Are we talking like, lynx adverts stuff or seizures?
Because if we're talking number one I'm gonna need to pop down superdrug.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:32, archived)
# Lynx the deodoranty man stuff.
....Seizures?
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:34, archived)
# more the effect of it
wouldn't want anyone spazzing out all over the b3ta board

it'd obscure the pictures
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:36, archived)
# Oh I SEEEE
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:38, archived)
# that is quite useful for a messageboard, yes
:D
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:40, archived)
# I've got a bottle of Lynx africa
got bought it for crimbo about 3 year ago.

I just keep it as a spare for emergencies
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:33, archived)
# it's good for killing wasps.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:34, archived)
# nah
thats his hannibal lecter mask ;-)
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:38, archived)
# I got confused
because of the compo...

I was waiting for an animated jester...

Congrats!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:28, archived)
# Huzzah for foetus'
hmmm... foetii? foetuses?

I'm gonna beat you to it though :P
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:28, archived)
# needs more "I made this!"
and: CONGRATULATIONS!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:28, archived)
# cor!
well done that man/madam/couple (most likely)!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:28, archived)
# ONly post things you made yourself
oh wait, you did!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:31, archived)
# Why am I looking at your spawn?
Only kidding - congarats!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:33, archived)
# Well that deserves a panaowie!
\o/
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:34, archived)
# :D
Congratumalations.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:34, archived)
# For some reason I thought this was a compo post
Congrats on impending fatherhood.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:34, archived)
# nah, doesn't count...
...he made it DURING kids' TV.


;D congratulaaaaaaaaations!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:39, archived)
# I humbly apologise to the fairer sex and anyone who might take offense...

For the record, I acknowledge this is in rather bad taste.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:25, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:26, archived)
# Always smelt like crabsticks to me
Woo!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:26, archived)
# ever notice that crabsticks are not made with crab
and are full or "artificial" flavouring
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:30, archived)
# Still lush though.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:31, archived)
# And all of a sudden
it's sushi for dinner!

Thanks for the inspiration ;)
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:34, archived)
# crab sticks are indeed made of crab.
'seafood flavour sticks', to which i assume you refer, are not.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:40, archived)
# the last ones I bought were called "crab sticks"
and were made of surimi

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crab_stick

not that I really mind.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:47, archived)
# then the crabs should contact Prince's lawyers
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:05, archived)
# These are illegal crab sticks then
and Wikipedia is wrong as usual.

Crab sticks = sticks of crab
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Naughty jokes
are ace :D
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:26, archived)
# but then you'd notice that whne eating female fish...
woo!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)
# Hahaha
hahahahahahaha
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:28, archived)
# Haha! have a pea...
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:31, archived)
# Dang!
Should've known it'd been done
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:32, archived)
# it's an obvious joke though
it must have been several times

your version is still great
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:55, archived)
# hehehehe :)

(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:33, archived)
# Hahahaa
That took me a while!

Have a click!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:37, archived)
# Does fannyfresh work under water?
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:40, archived)

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