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# Lasercat

youtube version with "sound effects"
wmv because youtube sucks

This is what happens when friends send friends pictures of their pets. Inspired by their shiny, shiny eyes.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:57, archived)
# I'm not sure if I should be
disappointed or delighted with those sound effects.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:59, archived)
# Be delighted.
They're great :D
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:02, archived)
# kapow
mew, meow, pshew, kapow, mewmeaouw
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:00, archived)
# Yay for lasereyez!


/edit: Youtube says no.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:01, archived)
# It's indecisive
Youtube said yes, no, yes then no again.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:18, archived)
# Well, make up your mind, Youtube!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:25, archived)
# I was really disappointed
when i found out laser eye surgery didn't give you laser eyes
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:22, archived)
# WOO!
FUCK YEAH!
I just sent it to everyone on msn :D
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:01, archived)
# *feels left out*
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:03, archived)
# I meant everyone I had open.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:05, archived)
# no you didn't
you smelly
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:04, archived)
# I just want to say that I'm glad I'm not on msn
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:06, archived)
# one day you'll be the guy who sends festive wishes as 50MB powerpoint files to everyone in the company
AICMFP
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:06, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:07, archived)
# don't laugh
every company has at least one of those
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:09, archived)
# What if I don't work with computers?
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:09, archived)
# you can do that?
/geek
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:10, archived)
# Pffft!
That made me larf!

woo!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:04, archived)
# Z A P !

(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:06, archived)
# PEW PEW
*click* WOO!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:08, archived)
# Wow, such realistic sound-defects!
:D :D fun stuff
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:09, archived)
# IVV birthday and Blackpool bash pics



Yes, I have added Henry Winkler but the shop is as you'd find it in Blackpool

www.flickr.com/photos/xsgerry/sets/72157603230162881/

many thanks to In Vino Veritas for providing us with the excuse to meet up yesternight .
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:39, archived)
# Thank you for coming
it was lovely to see you :)

Thank you again for my pressie too!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:41, archived)
# happy buffday!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:44, archived)
# Thank you
:)
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:51, archived)
# happy actual reallife birthday
sorry i didn't attend
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:45, archived)
# Thank you
it was a great bash, you missed out :)
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:52, archived)
# Happy burfday!
I'd have made it if a) I was allowed and b) I wasn't out giggin'

But then again, if I went, no-one else would have :P
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:47, archived)
# Thank you
You're far too young to meet internet weirdies in coastal towns.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:52, archived)
# i live in coastal towns with local weirdies
i'd take the internet variety weirdie any day :-P

happy birthday btw!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:55, archived)
# Yeah I know :(
When I'm older, though, then I WILL go.
And one will have to be an IVV birthday bash!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:03, archived)
# this your own band then?
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:03, archived)
# Haaaaaaaaaaaaappyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy *gasps* biiiiiiiiirthdaaaaaaaayyyyy!

/won't be around on Friday blog
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:47, archived)
# Thank you
you lovely Dutchman you :)
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:53, archived)
# now you have to start a collection. ALL teh camberwick green characters....
lovely super nice to see you duckling. I hope M'sieu 'orrible got his car back OK, on account of the fact that I got a Text saying #it's OK' so I fooked orf back home without a further worry.....

(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:48, archived)
# It will be OK tomorrow
but the car recovery centre is shut on a Sunday and wouldn't open, not even for bribes.

So he's all legal and that, but he can't get the car until 8 tomorrow morning.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:49, archived)
# I have already outstood my welcome on 'not coming in to work Mondays' with my current employer
so much as I'd like to have extended the weekend and helped out a chum, I had to get back and dismember a database of signal specifications and try and re-mash it up to equivalent like-with-like on a Volvo spec. I coulda helped Gerry up until 2pm then I had to foook orf unfortunately :-( woulda been nice to meet up for lunchingtons today otherwise
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:56, archived)
# happy real birthday
was it the big 3-0?

oh, and help yourself to some cake: www.b3ta.com/board/7798588
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:48, archived)
# Happy b3taday
It will indeed by the big three-oh on Friday - I had my party early!

Nyom nyom nyom lovely cake, ta!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:50, archived)
# happy 29(b)th birthday!
:)
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:50, archived)
# Oooh
I like that idea :)
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:51, archived)
# *snuggles*
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:52, archived)
# *cuddles in the FACE*
we all missed you hunny!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:53, archived)
# assistance was offered
but we have to break the 'I don't like to ask/I don't want to hassle you' assistance conundrum. Perchance you still had a good weekend back home eh?
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:00, archived)
# Happy BaDay
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:57, archived)
# Oh Ivy
With the "Friends Activity" wossname I can see ALL your posts.

After browsing the pictures I shall have a word with you missy :)
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:59, archived)
# i wish i could have been there
and i forgot to send balloons to you - yay for parties!!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:02, archived)
# there were balloons
I nearly fractured my lungs trying to blow them up though

Hello you and Mrs Crazy J as welll x
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:36, archived)
# ah yes, happy birthday to you dearie!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:10, archived)
# happy one year older day!
:D

(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:13, archived)
# Even though I don't know you
I feel obliged to wish you a happy birthday as it would be incredibly rude for me not to =]

Hope it's fabtabulous!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:43, archived)
# looks like a good time had by all :)
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:41, archived)
# NIng Sir.
Why does your camera have a 'make Mstandot look drunk' function on it?
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:41, archived)
# I had the Truth setting on the camera
Hence I am chinny and tooth-depleted.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:45, archived)
# nicely done that man, and teh trellis too.
twas fun fun fun in the sun sun sun. well, rain.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:08, archived)
# evenin' sunday b3tans.
owlympics

(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 19:56, archived)
# haha.
i always wonder how far the buggers can get
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 19:58, archived)
# tj: it just occured to me that rob's "Dogs in Snoods" feature may have been the precursor to lolcats
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:33, archived)
# wtf?
Dogs? In snoods? madness! How did that become a thing?
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:46, archived)
# a good friend doth knit them for her dogs
it keeps them clean and snug

i can't imagine my dog would stand for it
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:13, archived)
# twit
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# twoo
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:02, archived)
# twit
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:03, archived)
#
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:07, archived)
# hahahaha
genius!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:03, archived)
# ^this
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:05, archived)
# Woo!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:03, archived)
# wit!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:07, archived)
# don't you start
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:34, archived)
# happy b3taday!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:34, archived)
# thank you
i made some cake to hand round:
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:35, archived)
# *grabs a piece*
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:36, archived)
# *cuts piece*
*takes entire cake except that piece*

edit:
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:37, archived)
# hehehe
*takes last piece*
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:55, archived)
# Genius!
*craps on empty plate*
*passes it along*
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:47, archived)
# hahaha! Happy b3taday!
We had cayke last night!
Mrs Trellis make some for IVV
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:40, archived)
# is that medical tubing?
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:42, archived)
# Glowsticks for candles.
each glowstick is worth four normal candles!I never realised Verity was that old!!

*runs*
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:43, archived)
# I remain
and will always be MUCH younger than you! :P
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:54, archived)
# Erm....damn!
*shuts up*
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:59, archived)
# ?
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:36, archived)
# you're always starting something, aren't you?
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:37, archived)
# Well, I wanna be anyway


*moonwalks*

;)
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:40, archived)
# shamor!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:45, archived)
# Pfft
Nicely =]
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:05, archived)
# That took me far too long!
WOO!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:09, archived)
# i like the tree bark
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:10, archived)
# I love this, and all your Elsewhere stuff.
It's the only comic blog I have on my RSS feed at work. Well done again!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:10, archived)
# aawww..
thank you! I appreciate it!

thanks everyone. I'm trying to get back on top of making this more regular. Work's got a bit on top of me recently, but hopefully I'll sort it soon.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:13, archived)
# happy birthday
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:14, archived)
# Oh yeah!
Cheers.

And what's all this B3ta Friend malarky? How long has that been a feature?
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:14, archived)
# for a couple of weeks
strange, i went down to london 2 weeks ago, before any of this recent business, and while i was travelling had two b3ta-related thoughts:
one was to make my profile a spoof of a revamped b3ta envisioned as a web 2.0 social networking thing
the other was to do pictorial interpretations of prince lyrics

then reality overtook me on both counts within a few days
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:19, archived)
# Is that cake?
Say No to Drugs! ™
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:34, archived)
#
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#
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:38, archived)
# hahaha spectacular
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:46, archived)
# not you as well!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:34, archived)
# hahah brilliant
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:15, archived)
# This is great
I click like a MO-FO
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:16, archived)
# hahaha
took me a moment :)
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:18, archived)
# I always like your stuff *stalks*
click!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:18, archived)
# haha, great!

(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:18, archived)
# I do not get this.
I feel stupid because of this.

Ning all
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:19, archived)
# think 'rotation'
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:20, archived)
# Ahh...Dizziness?



(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:24, archived)
# the 4th frame could need a "snap" sound effect... ;)
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:27, archived)
# *Gets hit by a dropping penny!!!*
Me gets now!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:30, archived)
# yeah, probably...
I thought about that, but it just didn't feek right. I sort of wanted the first four panels to be silent, and not give too much away.

I always end up shooting myself in the foot. ;)
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:30, archived)
# Woo on your owly pic.
and for stumping me for a while!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:33, archived)
# no, leave it. i think you did it right
not your fault if people are stupid...
*runs*
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:34, archived)
# just leave it that way
I had to look twice to get some of your other strips too, but that made me also notice the effort you put into some of the details
and hey, it's YOUR style :)
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:35, archived)
# I think it's fine just like this
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:37, archived)
# stupid thanks you for the feel
good bashing last night?
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:23, archived)
# Twas good bashings indeed.
I looked at the photos I took, and everyone is a alien!!!May have to use the red-eye reduction tool me thinks, before flickr-ing!
I stayed sober too!!!!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:25, archived)
# i see...
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:26, archived)
# Gah!



(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:28, archived)
# gah indeed
there are others - seems like a good time was had by all
next bash i'll be able to attend is dr when's in feb
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:33, archived)
# I am forfeiting that one
for the Sheff bash two weeks later/earlier
Our paths will miss again!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:36, archived)
# makes sense - saw that
one day...
jeez we sound fruity ;)
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:39, archived)
# *runs for the hills*

(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:30, archived)
# yipes!


;)
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:38, archived)
# I knew I should've worn my Dutchman mask
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:53, archived)
# heheh
woo
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:32, archived)
# pore old wol
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:38, archived)
# hahha!
chuffing great.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:47, archived)
# OMG!
a owl!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:46, archived)
# silly phil...
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 19:44, archived)
# So have I
are you saying that there is some thing wrong with that?
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 19:47, archived)
# silly plentyofants...
ha!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 19:48, archived)
# How can this brie?
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 19:48, archived)
# you can't curry gloves
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 19:49, archived)
# i tried and it was fucking awful
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 19:50, archived)
# needs more velcro & stringback
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 19:50, archived)
# he can feel it
in the camembert tonight,
oh lord
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 19:49, archived)
# it's a feta compli
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 19:52, archived)
# don't start that business again
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 19:53, archived)
# ok- I'll say "gouda night"
...& you can kiss my baby bel end
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 19:54, archived)
# you all butter finish these cheese puns
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 19:57, archived)
# can't help it,
I'm emMENTAL
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 19:58, archived)
# gruyere'ta here!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:16, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 19:55, archived)
# Pfft =]
Sillyness after a nap is good.

YES I HAD A FUCKING NAP, IM LIKE 70 OR SOMETHING.


AND I LOVED IT.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 19:50, archived)
# you could have gone to bed like proper
and then you'd have been up at 4 in the morning or something
dominating the world while we all slept
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 19:53, archived)
# I dominate the world in full view
So people can be all "wtf" and I can be all "lol"

Only in a manaical way.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:06, archived)
# Made a
Sumo Cat!


(clikety for whopping 500k!)
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 19:42, archived)
# he looks like mr creosote
in cat form
edit: bloody hell, quick fp
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 19:42, archived)
# some aw

(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 19:43, archived)
# This pleases me
greatly
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# My goal=
accomplished.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 19:47, archived)
# That is awesome
please collect your woo at the door!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 19:48, archived)
# hehehehehehehe
me likey
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 19:48, archived)
# This is rather woo.
But I prefer the more agile japanese creatures
Such as the lesser spotted ninja squirrel.

(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 19:49, archived)
# Just imagine
the nuts he can crack with that thingey. . .
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 19:51, archived)
# That's fucking woo, that is!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:30, archived)
# Squirells are awesome
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:58, archived)
# fat n fluffy
cuddles
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 19:57, archived)
# Hahaha!!
that's great

'edit' nice on one the FP!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:00, archived)
# This makes me
wuv you in funny ways
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:17, archived)
# HUNGRY YOKOZUNA APPROACHING!!

(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:20, archived)
# Fat sumo kitty fills me with happy
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:40, archived)
# ace
and congrats
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:44, archived)
# What the... hahahahahahahah
hahahahahaha
*clicks*
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:14, archived)
# He is fat
and marvelous!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 5:42, archived)
# Found this on my porch; keep or kill?

(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 19:26, archived)
# keep him
he can play with your new flamingo
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 19:27, archived)
# * Keep * Milk * Enjoy *
:)
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 19:27, archived)
# *slaps forehead*

*brings in milk buckets*
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 19:33, archived)
# Keep! he's lovely
(though you may wish to consider getting his teefs shaved down)

In other news: It's snowing in Derby :D
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 19:29, archived)
# Jealous!
Bit of rain here (in Edinburgh) earlier.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 19:31, archived)
# !!!!

I went to the zoo today (hence the baboon pic), and it was awfully chilly out

Still, I am going to work on my bike tomorrow, every freezing 28km of it :)
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 19:32, archived)
# You too?
Got to bike to Derby, bout 20 miles. Arses.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:43, archived)
# also here in brum
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 19:41, archived)
# Kill, lots.
TJ: Am trying to track down a flash animation done by a B3tan some time ago - features dialogue from an old movie with simple anim of guy arguing with someone about riding a bike, Guy rides bike anyway and falls off.

Anyone know what I'm talking about?

Edit - guy in anim was on a tricycle - I think.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 19:30, archived)
# That sounds funny
but I've never seen it
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 19:33, archived)
# hang on...
was this a dream?
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 19:36, archived)
# grease it and fuck it
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 19:34, archived)
# kill, gut, eat
send guts to manley to make fortifying broth
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 19:35, archived)
# bbq
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 19:36, archived)
# sex it
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# in the face!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 19:48, archived)
# Good plan
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# Feed it Kellogs Optivita
It will have a longer life
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:17, archived)
# cool
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:22, archived)
# As requested


Click for bigger (315KB)

(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 19:24, archived)
# I for one welcome our new space flamingo rulers

:)
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 19:26, archived)
# *Desktops*
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 19:40, archived)
# maflingo?
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:32, archived)
[challenge entry] They still don't know


although don't think waldo ever got on tv
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:45, archived)
# arf!

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#
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# chuckles
woo
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:48, archived)
# Still love this :)
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:48, archived)
# Yay!

(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:54, archived)
# :)
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# Hahaha
needs more peppers
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 19:00, archived)
# hehe
:P
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 19:09, archived)
# .
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 19:17, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 19:41, archived)
#
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:57, archived)
# If b3ta'd had an embassy, it would be pret-ty doomed by now


;)

/edit: and just then, Cake's Sheep go to Heaven, Goats go to Hell starts in over at the mediocre house o' jukebox
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 19:01, archived)
# are you kidding?!
it'd be in no danger whatsoever, with already being a glowing crater for some years already :)
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 19:08, archived)
# I think glowing craters are highly underappreciated
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 19:34, archived)
# they are the new way to live
:D
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:12, archived)
# I'm not a goat!
I'm a sheep with a beard
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 19:02, archived)
# Haha
Mr Bell is my favouritest cartoonist evar!
*relurks*
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 19:20, archived)
# Heh
No one ever gets my Steve Bell references
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 19:29, archived)
# definitely would.
twice
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 19:36, archived)
# tehehe...
... run run run.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:47, archived)
# pfft.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:46, archived)
# Hahaha
He IS a bit of a wally :D
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:47, archived)
# Fantastic!
makes me laugh like a schoolgirl!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:49, archived)
# he did, he did get on TV
woo!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:53, archived)
# heh!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:57, archived)
# He's not really a bad man
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 19:03, archived)
# huzzah! found the bugger!
Celebrate with some cake
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 19:21, archived)
# it looks like he's about to regale us with a jolly old tune on the piano.
Ah Osama, you ain't so bad!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 19:34, archived)
# nah
he was taught to read by david blunkett
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 19:52, archived)
# Wrong!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 19:24, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:45, archived)
# I like Sundays. Gives me time to do things like this:


Click for bigger (220KB)

I really should do something else with water stuffs, but I do so like planets.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:39, archived)
# Ooh! Ooh!
Do a Dyson Sphere!
Also, many kudos to the awesome picture :)
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:40, archived)
# Woo!
First thing I see when I get on this evening - perfect!
:D
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:44, archived)
# Marvelous!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:44, archived)
# it's gonna crash into the ocean!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:44, archived)
# Meerrrrry candle day!
:D
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:46, archived)
# Haaaapy b3taday!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:46, archived)
# noice
next, do a flamingo
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:46, archived)
# you do make some lovely water stuffs thou
i am still liking your pic i have as my desktop - all of the ace
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:46, archived)
# woo!
a welcome change to all this cartoon madness
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:54, archived)
# i've been playing with ms paint!

its The amazing(ly badly drawn) iron man
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:27, archived)
# yay and woo!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:33, archived)
# mmmm metal boobies!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:34, archived)
# METAL BOOBS!?!
PHWOOOAAAR!!!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:37, archived)
# hee hee this i like
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:37, archived)
# He has SuperSoakers built into the suit?
Awesome!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:33, archived)
# yes they are specially for annoying the human torch
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:36, archived)
# He is magnificent and astounding
I award you a pig.

/missed the Pig Gig blog
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:35, archived)
# PIGGY WIGGY!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:36, archived)
# and a merry oink to you, sir
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:36, archived)
# Gaaah
A gestalt b3tard!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:37, archived)
# Like the Borg, without the metal bits!
:D
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:39, archived)
# PIGS!
pigspigspigspigspigs
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:36, archived)
# it reminds me of oink.cd
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:37, archived)
# snork!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:38, archived)
# PIGGAHHH
!!!!!!!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:40, archived)
# careful, this could start a pig thread!
:D *oink*

edit: ahh, fuck it PIGGY TIEM!!!

(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 19:09, archived)
# Paint robots are mighty fun
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 20:23, archived)
# All offers considered
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:21, archived)
# oof
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:23, archived)
# :(
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:24, archived)
# paintmash productions presents

better variant of RPS - (playing with powder coated glass)
source
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:00, archived)
# arg, it's like one of them optical er..
no I got no idea

:D
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:07, archived)
# t'was meant to be a bird
but a very deformed one
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:17, archived)
# poor chicken, he is broken
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:33, archived)
# Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Ok everyone have a laugh. I'm the only person the runs a hotel that turned up to the Blackpool bash and, sods fucking law, was the only one that got the bed with bedbugs!

I am covered from head to toe in what look like mozzie bites!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:13, archived)
# eeeeeeeeewwww are you going to report them to trading standards?
or at least take a bath?
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:17, archived)
# The worst thing is I had to phone and tell the woman that owned the place.
And she'd just got back from being closed for a week as her mum had died to find the place had been burgled!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:25, archived)
# ooooooooooooh thats sad
i shouldnt of laughed as much as i did at that
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:26, archived)
# It was weird though.
She had two yappy dogs that barked every time I came downstairs. Large framed pictures of all her dead dogs in the TV room and as they'd closed for the week previous I was the only person there!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:33, archived)
# are you sure she wasnt serving man meat for brekfast?
sounds very christopher brookmyre
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:39, archived)
# Brekkie was yummy:)
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:45, archived)
# nah
that would've been an Association of Hotelliers and Hostel Owners conference in the middle of nowhere, and there'd have been loads of them who didn't know each other but were oddly linked in some way
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:45, archived)
# brought them with you from your hotel...
how was the bash? thought it'd been quiet here this weekend
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:19, archived)
# I would have been there longer
If I hadn't have popped out and had a dodgy kebab!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:26, archived)
# You people are having too many bashes

/jealous
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:26, archived)
# Well it beats having a life:D
Plus it was Verity's 30th
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:27, archived)
# Ooooh
30th bash or birth year?
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:30, archived)
# birthday:P
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:34, archived)
# oi
i just went on your profile

since when has zoo been deagostini?! ;)
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:28, archived)
# Since you loved horses
Ans Zoo have stopped their page:P
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:30, archived)
# ah those both explain it
:)
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:31, archived)
# a b3tan not loving horses?
UNPOSSIBLE!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:31, archived)
# I'm more a pony person
You don't need a stool when you approach them from behind.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:36, archived)
# I am very happy with these built-in stilts in my shoes
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:39, archived)
# poor zoos...
perhaps we should all do some shops of premiership footballers and hollyoaks 'lovelies' to keep them going?
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:38, archived)
# Oh bloody hell
I hope you don't get scabies or crabs.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:37, archived)
# Had the latter. That wasn't pleasant:P
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:46, archived)
# .
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 17:55, archived)
# ...Wait,... what?
LOVE. :D
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 17:57, archived)
# Ooh
What a lovely
.
.
erm



Woo!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:05, archived)
# what the jimmy!
:D
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:07, archived)
# It is our new god
All hail, strange floaty blue head that bobs up and down!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:07, archived)
# yes...
umm what is it?
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:14, archived)
# He has the voice of Orson Welles
I like him
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Big Bird hits the big time in Dreamgirls!


God edit: Reduced your file size from 70k to 22k. Please compress your images.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 17:48, archived)
# the one on the right, her face is melting
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 17:51, archived)
# so it is
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:15, archived)
# slow day God?
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 17:56, archived)
# would god edit this for 20k over?
the b3ta youth movement is getting stronger :(
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 17:57, archived)
[challenge entry] contortionists(sp?) are proper weird
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 17:44, archived)
# arf!
;)
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:47, archived)
# (r)evolution


Click for bigger (67KB)
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 17:35, archived)
# ah, so this is what happened 6000 years ago
if only the dinosaurs had warned them

:D
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 17:36, archived)
#

original picture deserves a woo too.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 17:39, archived)
# hehe
:D
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 17:42, archived)
# Familiar backdrop...

(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 17:42, archived)
# always liked that
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 17:47, archived)
# Boobs.
Boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 17:49, archived)
# What he said.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:39, archived)
# Splendid!~
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:01, archived)
# Rodin's "The Toast Eater", c. 1902
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 17:34, archived)
# mmm... bronze toats
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 17:34, archived)
# Looks more like it's made out of coal.

(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 17:36, archived)
# hmm coal toats
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 17:36, archived)
# Arf!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:06, archived)
# Ignore my shoes Igor
frankensteintjefluffyslippers
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 17:12, archived)
# hahaha
a bit of wee came out!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 17:15, archived)
# Albert's brother,
Frank


(and yes I know Frankenstein was the creator).
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 17:46, archived)
# i see
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:51, archived)
# ...
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 17:01, archived)
# well, fair's fair
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 17:03, archived)
# *puts on spanging helmet*
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 17:05, archived)
# obligatory:
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 17:19, archived)
# Oooh!
Joss Ackland's spunky backpack!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:26, archived)
# hahaha
a fete worse than death!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 17:05, archived)
# No need to be so
fetelistic.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 17:10, archived)
# aaaarrrrr!
:D
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 17:08, archived)
# fucking yes!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 17:10, archived)
# afternoon, jimminy
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 17:18, archived)
# Hello Mr Sex-on-legs
Good bash? ;)
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 17:21, archived)
# he loved it - i took him back to mine.
for 'coffee'.

NB, the inverted commas belie the literal nature of that statement
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 17:22, archived)
# I love post-bash stories
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 17:29, archived)
# so it wasn't 'coffee'
it was 'tea' and 'biscuits'

and a 'sandwich'

oh yeah and some good hard 'quoting'
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 17:37, archived)
# this is quite bazaar
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 17:17, archived)
# :)
punalicious
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 17:20, archived)
# its a fete worse than death
i'll get me coat...


edit: blast someone got there first
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 17:42, archived)
# !!!!!!!
:D
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 17:42, archived)
# Hahahaha
don't get your coat, you'll blend in nicely :)
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 19:03, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 16:43, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
love it!
*clickitywoo*
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 16:44, archived)
# He's so drunk his ears are on sideways
Woo!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 16:46, archived)
# You mean that doesn't always happen?
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 16:47, archived)
# My fav compo entry so far...
*clicks*
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 16:51, archived)
# just logged in and the first thing i see is sheer brilliance
Instant click...instant FP
HUGE WOO YAY HOOPLA


BTW tag it or lose it
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 16:54, archived)
# good plan!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 17:13, archived)
# This is great!
Reminds me of an article in the Walrus magazine a couple of months back:

www.walrusmagazine.com/articles/2007.09-field-notes-the-hidden-mickey-mouse/
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 16:56, archived)
# Haha
top hummus
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 17:01, archived)
# rather
good
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:09, archived)
[challenge entry] You Woo!
this crap:

(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 19:08, archived)

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