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This is my chewing gum collection

What do you collect?

(Seans0n No YOU'RE a towel, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 1:33, archived)

Looks

like my ex-wife's fanny!

/auto complete

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 1:34, archived)

would.

hey how do i put scanlines in an animation?

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 1:37, archived)

Make a new layer at the top

Then get the pencil tool and make a black line 1px tall along the whole layer.

Then copy/paste to cover the image.

This is my method, I'm sure its quicker another way.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 1:38, archived)

yes

take the one line, dupe layer, move down 2 pixels, merge. Now you have a layer with 2 lines. Dupe that, move it, and merge, and repeat -- it grows exponentially.

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 1:46, archived)

This is exactly what I do =]

Someone has said something about a pattern thingie, but I am yet to discover where this is..

I find my way to be reliable enough, I don't care if it takes time, my animations all take fucking hours anyway ^_^

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 1:48, archived)

[..arr,

try:
make new file. 1x2
top pixel black,
bottom pixel transparent
save as scanline.psd
Edit,Define Pattern
then in original image/anim:
new top layer,
Edit,Fill,choose pattern
choose scanlines.
Profit!]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:02, archived)

Would it look better with a 50% grey line?

Or a grey line at the average brightness of the overall animation?

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Purple Martin is board sigless, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 2:17, archived)

yes

it does.

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 1:39, archived)

You too, huh?

*passes bleach*

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 1:40, archived)

That looks like chopped up chicken pieces

I collect people.

By collect, I mean lure.

I collect them with these:

www.mrpineapple.co.uk/files/collection.html

Although, I shall stop for a while, as people might not like me for it..

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 1:37, archived)

I swear if this fucking sings at me...

FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU AND ANY SPAWN OF YOU!

EDIT: How the hell do you do that anyway?

(Mark3y needs to put some welly in to it, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 1:39, archived)

Haha

Sorry, I'll actually stop for a while.

It's just a redirect line in the .htaccess file of my site.

I started out using it to make custom error pages, but then discovered I could use it to ruin peoples lives with horses =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 1:44, archived)

I shall experiment with this tomorrow

It almost makes up for all the horses you've thrown my way.

(Mark3y needs to put some welly in to it, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 1:49, archived)

I apologise =]

I don't like to trick people into shock sites.

But horses seems like a much more friendly version.

I'm sure some people hate me for it, but I only do it to be creative ^_^

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 1:50, archived)

I have the mp3 as my alarm

(Mark3y needs to put some welly in to it, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 1:52, archived)

Copper

But I don't get much of it. I've got maybe £15 in 2's and 1's....

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zxon We're here, but we don't know where..., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 2:15, archived)

that is your brain on jesuses

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 3:04, archived)

Anyone got Viz's Central Heating For Tramps pic?

Hi all,
I've been searching for ages to try and find a pic of Viz's infamous "Special Brew: Central Heating For Tramps" ad they ran many moons ago...
Surely someone has scanned it in the past?
Cheers,
Rich.

(TopBanana, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 1:07, archived)

Good job I didn't go to sleep eh.

www.mrpineapple.co.uk/files/specialbrew.jpg

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 1:12, archived)

Pfffft!

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andyparmo bumming sheeps since, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 1:17, archived)

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 1:23, archived)

I love .htaccess

It's my friend.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 1:23, archived)

EVERY TIME.

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Shada, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 1:28, archived)

^^this

dammit

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 1:44, archived)

haha

I'm sure my flat mates wanted to here that full pelt randomly just then. (they are all sleeping/were sleeping)

(mr_brett When the keyboardist breaks his face, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 1:38, archived)

hahah bastard i keep forgetting that its you that does that

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 2:33, archived)

Yep

But I'm off to bed now.

Send me a message tomorrow and I'll rifle through my back issues and scan it for you.
Unless someone else beats me to it.

Edit : Oh, and also-

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 1:15, archived)

Cheers,

will do...
Tho this thread is turning into a farm yard with horses and cocks running around everywhere!

(TopBanana, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 1:17, archived)

I would prefer this if you had strategically placed redexes.

WHICH I SHALL ATTEMPT

LET'S SEE HOW IT WORKED OUT.

Edit: *wins*

Double edit:

Or not.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 1:22, archived)

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Shada, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 1:32, archived)

That deserves to be fp'd

(Mark3y needs to put some welly in to it, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 1:33, archived)

I wish...

It would completely annihilate the formatting anyway =]

Although, if THAT one gets FPd, I might poo myself.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 1:38, archived)

Tesco Value

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 1:41, archived)

*clicked*

:-)

(Mark3y needs to put some welly in to it, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 1:43, archived)

Nothing I post makes it on to the front page these days

My only FP was one of my first animations, I've done better ones since then =[

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 1:45, archived)

CRY SOME MORE

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Shada, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 1:47, archived)

*cries some more*

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 1:47, archived)

I have

it, but I'm not giving it to you.

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 1:26, archived)

um, no, sorry.

I've got a cat what is an astronaut, though.

is that sort of what you're after?

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Shada, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 1:26, archived)

I'll have it, if he doesn't want it.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 1:29, archived)

STOAT!

YOU ARE A MAGGOT!
YOU ARE ALL MAGGOTS!

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Shada, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 1:30, archived)

SIR YES SIR

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 1:42, archived)

No luck with that tank then =[

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 1:46, archived)

Nah, I'm gonna go with a military group photo.

I HOPE YOU LIKE LOTS OF BUNNIES IN MILITARY OUTFITS BECAUSE THAT'S PROBABLY WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN.

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Shada, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 1:47, archived)

Morph's fallen on hard times

and now does children's parties

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sock more tea vicar?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 0:38, archived)

Tinky Polala dances for cash

Click for bigger

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sock more tea vicar?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 0:40, archived)

Pacman goes politically correct

and has it's own biff

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sock more tea vicar?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 0:41, archived)

Compo pearost...

(r2b2 has ear cataracts?!?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 0:52, archived)

He went on to invent the tintinternet but it didn't catch on.

(Westude, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 0:37, archived)

Arf

That's just silly and that's why its good.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 0:47, archived)

That resonance cascade was no accident!

He was just looking for friends.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 0:13, archived)

Arf

Night B3ta!

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XLVII .uk, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 0:16, archived)

g'night

Also going to ~~sleep~~ jerk off

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Hokerou, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 0:19, archived)

nice

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 0:16, archived)

cheers

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 0:21, archived)

:D haha

Splendid.

I've just started playing CoD4, that black and white plane mission is fucking awesome. I hope there's more of them
:)

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 0:40, archived)

W I L L Y !

hahahahaha!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 5:33, archived)

That.....

is awesome!

Very well done sir

(Xyphious : Sinkin' Gin since '85, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 20:24, archived)

unfortunate logo part 2

haha, looks like someone just explained goatse to them

Free Image Hosting

(resistanceisfutile, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 0:04, archived)

Looks familiar

www.b3ta.com/board/7802230

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 0:06, archived)

yes

part 2

(resistanceisfutile, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 0:09, archived)

haha

(cheddars Get that man a drink, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 8:33, archived)

After the bank foreclosed on his sub-prime loan

Pa Ingalls continued to live the dream.

(Westude, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:58, archived)

haha!

ning y'all.

night y'all.

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Damien's Hearse, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 0:09, archived)

He done

all right for himself...

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 1:19, archived)

Am it that tiem yet?

[ed] Source if you want ....
www.wildlifetrust.org.uk/cheshire/IMAGES/watch_harvest_mice.jpg

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XLVII .uk, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:37, archived)

pffft!

animals need lovin' too!

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:38, archived)

BAN THIS SICK FILTH!

;)

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:39, archived)

'Ning

Have you done any Vectors of late Mr?

:D

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XLVII .uk, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:48, archived)

nope, ~~no time~~ too lazy
although I found some nice sources today, so maybe still this year ;)

g'night, I'm off to bed

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:57, archived)

Night mate!

I know how you feel.
*awaits*

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XLVII .uk, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:58, archived)

They have

tongue cocks!

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Hokerou, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:40, archived)

super

happy
fun
time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

isn't around for fifteen minutes, so let's refrain from enjoyment

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:43, archived)

fuffy tiem!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:46, archived)

Yay!

How does she swallow?

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XLVII .uk, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:49, archived)

like a tuppeny whore

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 0:03, archived)

PAEDO FILE

and needs more tits

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:47, archived)

scribblicious

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:31, archived)

*wonders*

What the tooth fairies do with teeth...

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Hokerou, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:32, archived)

i have a theory

i think she uses them as building materials for her castle.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:33, archived)

or makes them into pretty necklaces

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:34, archived)

pretty?

dunno... a tooth necklace is pretty creepy...

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:34, archived)

Yeeees

But only from the best.

They make "pearly" necklaces

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Hokerou, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:34, archived)

yes

only the kids that brush twice a day will ever have the pleasure of their teeth dangling around a fat bint's clevage

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:37, archived)

I have a theory too

ever wonder what makes the noise in cans of spray paint?

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Hokerou, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:34, archived)

like the widgits in guiness?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:35, archived)

widgets
guinness

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:36, archived)

I always thought they

were testicles of castrated men

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Hokerou, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:36, archived)

in guiness

god damn. that's not what you want in your pint. i'd feel like a rugby player...

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:37, archived)

Meh

Never been a fan of the stuff anyway... tastes like piss to me.

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Hokerou, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:38, archived)

nae piss, thats fosters

more like black cream.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:40, archived)

Black man's cream?

Fosters is my ale of choice.

Well, technically not an ale... whatever.

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Hokerou, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:41, archived)

well...

ideally what you want is £5 a box of 5 cl export strength Bombay sapphire from the local Nisa. i've no idea why its so cheap but it is awesome

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:43, archived)

Or...

Just send inconspicuous looking old ladies into Tesco to steal some Smirnoff.

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Hokerou, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:45, archived)

heh

i read that as 'unconscious'

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:55, archived)

it's a small marble

fact

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:35, archived)

why

is there something in the cans? whats the purpose?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:39, archived)

to get the paint in the aerosol out of the can smooth and efficiently.

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:40, archived)

according to Douglas Adams, it's a "millinocket"

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:37, archived)

makes piano keys out of them

; D

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McBadger COW, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:34, archived)

erm,

there's no such thing.
it's actually your parents.
that's why it stops when you leave home.

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:39, archived)

Wouldn't

it stop when all your baby teeth fell out?

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Hokerou, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:42, archived)

nope,

it's the only reason they stop falling out.

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:43, archived)

toast matrix

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:25, archived)

GO GRATER GO GRATER GO!

smooth.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:25, archived)

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:26, archived)

fucking hell !

thats a big yay that is

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:32, archived)

cherish it

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:33, archived)

one 'a' for every good bit of smoothness in your animation.

except for one, which i added to raise racial awareness in schools. try and guess which one.

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:36, archived)

Toats!

"Thou shalt not make me be your vassal of cheese on toastyness!"

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Hokerou, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:27, archived)

fecking sweet

that looks eerily smooth.

HAVE YOU ABANDONNED THE TECHNIQUES OF THE CHOSEN PEOPLE? WHERE IS THE SQUIGGLY?

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:27, archived)

the squiggly disapears during bullet time pans

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:33, archived)

Yay for food-related violence!

(Mind if I slip this in here? Not worth own thread)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:27, archived)

ha ha ha ha

sauce carnage

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:30, archived)

crikey! he's knocking the sauce out of him!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:45, archived)

haha

fucking grand

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:31, archived)

haha!

ace

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McBadger COW, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:32, archived)

Haha

Ace =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:33, archived)

thats brillig

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 0:58, archived)

that's bloody good

woo

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:28, archived)

\o/ TOAATS!

this is ver' woo!

'ere, have some toasts with jams

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McBadger COW, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:30, archived)

nice !

starving now

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:36, archived)

ah, when i get me mac i can do aimless animations like that all the time.

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:36, archived)

fuck yeah!™

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:47, archived)

Awesome stuff =]

I shall bemaking some toats in a bit methinks..

Too much subliminal messaging.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:32, archived)

posting on b3ta

has led me to make endless amounts of toast this weekend, I've gone through almost a whole loaf of breads!!

/fatty blog

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McBadger COW, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:35, archived)

Breads make you fat?

Crikey!

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:59, archived)

Yay!

My money's on Cheese!

I 'king love these!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:39, archived)

yay!

the band "The Grateful Bread" have popped into my head...

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finnbar has officially retired, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:53, archived)

This is ace.

Sir, thou dost rock.

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FoldsFive, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 7:04, archived)

Sorry to post text but,

I thought I should let you lot know that I am banning myself from b3ta throughout the Aus weekdays from now on.

Realitty is calling and there are many other issues that I need to attend to right now. Hopefully it sorts out by the new year.

I'll miss you bunch of mis-guided ugly fuckers.

Regards,

SPN
(the bash is still on though)

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:59, archived)

your presence is important because yes...

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:01, archived)

oh no, haha I was mistaken...

HAHA how silly of me, you're just a member of a 60,000 strong messageboard...

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:01, archived)

oh I am such a dozy clot

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:02, archived)

"the dozy clot!"

yet another title suitable for a crap swedish cartoon

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:03, archived)

oh no I have caughty myself in a sieve

what a wonderful paradox, because the sieve I am holding has caught me in a sieve.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:03, archived)

OH NO I AM SHRINKING FOR AN UNDISCLOSED REASON, OH DEAR I HAVE FALLEN THROUGH MY SIEVE, BUT NOW I HAVE BECOME ONE WITH A BEE

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:04, archived)

we share minds, thoughts, passions, handbags and cloaca's

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:04, archived)

Would this be like a miniature version of the Thunderdome?

Only... infinite...

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:04, archived)

you've caught yourself in a sieve?!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:06, archived)

Pffffft!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:07, archived)

\o/

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:10, archived)

LOL

= D

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McBadger COW, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:07, archived)

can't beat a gauze gag

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:19, archived)

*strains*

And poops through the sieve

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Hokerou, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:10, archived)

that is youtube material!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:19, archived)

speaking of which

b3ta.com/links/Guy_eats_dog_shit_filled_with_weed

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:28, archived)

this can be the intro to your 1960s

style, bewitched themed, b3ta sitcom.

cue music...

dooo doo dee dioo da!

GRANDMAAAAAAA OF SHOES!

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:04, archived)

you'd be the rogue-ish family member who's always getting me into trouble

*pushes nose side to side with thumb and fore finger*

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:06, archived)

why have my feet turned into lamps?

GRANDMAAAAAAA OF SHOES!

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:07, archived)

Oh the turkey is on fire AGAIN Elephant and it's only 10 minutes til my dear partner and important engineer breadwinner returns home, and we've got company, the Mayor, and his raunchy daughter!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:09, archived)

MAMMA MIA!

i'll just take the mayor's jacket and hang on this er...

the coat-rack is now a salmon!?

oooooooh! GRANDMAAAAAAA OF SHOES!

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:11, archived)

everyone to the kitchen table!

SACRE BLEU, C'EST UNE DEUX CHEVAUX ET JE SUIS PARLE FRANCAIS!

GRAND-MERE DE CHAUSSURES et LE ÉLÉPHANT DU SOL

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:14, archived)

mon dieu!!!

(everyone starts laughing and freeze frame)

*cue credits*

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:14, archived)

*switches over to b3ta+1 to catch the repeat episode*

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:17, archived)

with 100% more coarse language.

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:18, archived)

Will there be nose-wiggling?

edit: Oh, okay, there's some in the post above, but what about actual "fingerless" nose-wiggling?

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:07, archived)

i don't think there'll be an...

wait, my head, it's a...

a pair of swimming trunks!?

GRANDMAAAAAAA OF SHOES!

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:08, archived)

I suppose that means now we've both got faces with trunks

SUNSHINEEEEEE ELEPHANT HOUR

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:12, archived)

my guest today?

GRANDMAAAAAAA OF SHOES!

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:15, archived)

at this point the audience would be fainting

both of us there, probably drinking Brandy.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:18, archived)

in our armchairs

eating children.

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:24, archived)

mmm succulent.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:26, archived)

fuck reality

get a grip you fucking baconfondler!
:)

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:02, archived)

and spell the fuck "reality"

right!

(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:03, archived)

i dont give a shit/fuck/rats arse how he spells it

whwy should you?

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:14, archived)

good luck with everything!

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:05, archived)

^this

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:06, archived)

^that

(sbx, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:08, archived)

^bit of both

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Hokerou, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:11, archived)

^and a portion of chips

(sbx, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:16, archived)

^some gravy, perhaps?

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:17, archived)

^don't forget the pie

(sbx, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:19, archived)

Oh no!

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ClanSoul, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:06, archived)

'ning sexeh

how's things?

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:09, archived)

IT WAS YOU

I do not hate whites!

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ClanSoul, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:13, archived)

what?

edit - oh, that. i'd never do anything like that.

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:14, archived)

Haha

As much as I don't believe that..
Howdy anyway!
How are you?

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ClanSoul, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:18, archived)

I am not a racist person, thank you very much.

Anyway, I am of the finest, how've you been keeping?

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:19, archived)

Very well, thanks,

I'm on the phone though, so I must go
I will be back later!

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ClanSoul, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:21, archived)

kk, I may sleep.

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:24, archived)

Hope it all works out

Unfortunately this place will still be here for your return....
;-)

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Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:10, archived)

ah dooont nooo who ye aaaare

becaase eee hivvent beeen hyar reeesuntleee.

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kingofpork is the king of pork, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:10, archived)

COME BACK

I think I love you

(Meatfish BAH, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:20, archived)

thing thing man

thing thing, that's what it's all about

I wish you thing thing with your thing thing

as they say

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:20, archived)

Corpses shall go unsullied

Who wants to replace him?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:20, archived)

does the job come with a cape?

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:21, archived)

As big as you like

but only if you wear your pants on the outside

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Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:24, archived)

you really need another aussie...

I fuck the dead, I love 'em when they're cold
I fuck the dead, I slide my cock through their mold

I fuck the dead, I love 'em when you're cold
I fuck the dead, I slide my cock through their mold

Fuck the dead, fuck the dead, fuck the dead, I fuck the dead
Fuck the dead, fuck the dead, fuck the dead, I fuck the dead
Fuck the dead, fuck the dead, fuck the dead, I fuck the dead
Fuck the dead, fuck the dead, fuck the dead, I fuck the dead

Your rotten smell turns me on
I will not admit your gone
I'll lick your lips and eat your maggots too
I'll fuck your ass, your tits and butthole too

I fuck the dead, fuck the dead, fuck the dead, I fuck the dead
Fuck the dead, fuck the dead, fuck the dead, I fuck the dead
Fuck the dead, fuck the dead, fuck the dead, I fuck the dead
Fuck the dead, fuck the dead, fuck the dead, I fuck the dead

I fuck the dead, I fuck 'em when they're cold
I fuck the dead, I slide my cock right through their mold

Fuck the dead, fuck the dead, fuck the dead, I fuck the dead
Fuck the dead, fuck the dead, fuck the dead, I fuck the dead
Fuck the dead, fuck the dead, fuck the dead, I fuck the dead
Fuck the dead, fuck the dead, fuck the dead, I fuck the dead

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:23, archived)

What a lovely ditty!

James Blunt?!

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Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:25, archived)

harlotte hurch!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:26, archived)

Ha!

Charlotte Church slips her strap on cock through the mold!

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Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:30, archived)

Never got along with the girls at my school

Filling me up with their morals and their rules
Piling all their problems on my head
Rather go out and FUCK - THE - DEAD

Because I can do what I want and they won't complain

I wanna fuck, I wanna fuck the dead

And I don't even care
How
She died

But I like it better
If she smells of
Famaldahide!

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:30, archived)

Are you saying you'll just be posting on weekends?

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:25, archived)

Needs more ..... or so the missus says!

Where's your bash?

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XLVII .uk, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 0:28, archived)

All the best matey

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 1:29, archived)

See you in the new year

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 10:30, archived)

since when does australia have weekdays?

this is all lies, so get your saggy ass back on the board!

_{understood, see you when we can. be well.}

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 4:06, archived)

Hey. Whats Going On?

(Clawhand Luke Old bear! He likes the honey!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:54, archived)

hahahahhaha

*chortles*
*click*

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:55, archived)

why has he got two white gaps in between his hair?

how rude of me, woo yay!

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:55, archived)

Its probably spunk or something.

after all, he does keep a disembodied breast in his house.

(Clawhand Luke Old bear! He likes the honey!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:56, archived)

and keeps memos in it like some sort of amputation voodoo fetish.

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:58, archived)

breats?

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:55, archived)

hahaha

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:56, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:00, archived)

oh no.

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:59, archived)

all quite innocent

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:00, archived)

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:56, archived)

i love the way that sultana

also means "the wife or concubine of a sultan"

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:57, archived)

that explains the 72 raisins

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:59, archived)

give me one good raisin to leave you

i'll give you 10 good raisins to stay...

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:02, archived)

*munches on bag of squapes*

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:04, archived)

mmm... can't get enough of that great squape flavour

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:05, archived)

Squape™

Tasty!
Nutritious!
Removes ANYTHING

New from JML®

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:07, archived)

it´s really out there...

(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:52, archived)

i changed my opinions on ratatouille

it is probably the best pixar movie in the past five years.

psssst... word art needs more perspective

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:54, archived)

I'm yet to see it

However, if it has been recommended, I shall possibly consider it

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:55, archived)

don't go on a saturday before lunch

i did, and it was the kid's showing. they just wouldn't shut the fuck up.

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:57, archived)

I hate children

With a passion.

So I will definitely avoid that.

I'm probably going to the cinema on wednesday during the daytime, so I might avoid most of them.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:22, archived)

Midnight showings are the best, I find...

...practically no one there at all. It's like having your own private screen :)

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zxon We're here, but we don't know where..., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 2:29, archived)

Mmmm Rilk

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:54, archived)

as recommended by

heather mills.

(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:56, archived)

nicely done.

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:56, archived)

I don't know whether or not I want to finish this

Coloured pixel art of a sketch of Ryu from Streetfighter.

Clicky for sketch

Do I finish it or not? It will consume my soul if I keep going =[

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:49, archived)

he is breathing heavily and about to use ancient art of kik yu on some guy!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:50, archived)

Don't mess, he will fuck yo' shit up.

If he comes to life or something...

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:51, archived)

yeah well

I got JAM!

motherfucking strawberry jam

from motherfucking lidl

with real strawberries

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:52, archived)

kick out the jam

motherfuckers!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:54, archived)

yeah!

kick it in the squishy bits

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:01, archived)

thats just waht butters said!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:05, archived)

Piss

Now I want jammy toats..

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:59, archived)

shitmidges!

I do too

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:01, archived)

WE SHALL HAVE AN INTERNETS TOATS PARTY

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:03, archived)

Like it was 1998 or 2000

but not the year inbetween

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:08, archived)

that is awesome!

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:51, archived)

Haha

I have no idea what the shit is happening here.

But I like it =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:51, archived)

It's a member of Smosh

cleaning his car windscreen with a stick of celery.

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:53, archived)

Now you mention it

I can see it all now.

Haven't seen any Smosh stuff in AGES!

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:56, archived)

....

and getting suprise bumsex on the downstroke

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:07, archived)

Well knock me down with a pink feather duster!

That's rather fucking awesome that is.

Also, if you're running low on soul, you can borrow some of mine. I never use it anyway.

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:51, archived)

I've already lost most of mine..

I blame photography, it has slowly eaten away at the minimal amount of soul I used to own.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:57, archived)

I dabble in photography,

But I think most of mine was lost when I burned down that orphanage run by nuns...

Great fun though.

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:58, archived)

quite an unusual alternative energy source that

running an orphanage on nuns

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:02, archived)

Then you are partly to blame

I do not blame it on me taking pictures, I blame it on pictures of me that have captured my essence.

If you have ever taken a photo of me, I shall expect payment in blood.

Otherwise, we cool G =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:04, archived)

Hadouuuken!

That's very good, you should finish it as long as you have some soul left.

Was the sketch based on an existing picture?

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:52, archived)

Unfortunately it was

As I'm not creative in the fecking slightest.

However, I pissed up some of the proportions on the arm/hand, and couldn't fit the rest of his hand on the page, so it looks stupid =[

I'll just say I was "experimenting with perspective" like I say every time I bollocks up a picture =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:54, archived)

heh, his arm looks pretty weird on the original picture, now I've found it

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:59, archived)

It's a silly picture

But was fun to draw.

You can see where I went wrong through when comparing.

But meh, I may continue with this project..

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:24, archived)

maximum awesome

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Shada, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:55, archived)

RAAAGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

PIXEL ART!!!!!!

nice!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 0:24, archived)

Strange....

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:47, archived)

Elmo Wank-Me Doll

i have been after one of these ever since wild dogs ate my knob!
Woo!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:58, archived)

Blastmosphere

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The Neville What what what, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:45, archived)

I really do hope

This is how scientists go about naming every thing....

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:46, archived)

it looks like they had a blast!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:49, archived)

blast blast blast!

blast!

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:50, archived)

Not always.

Sometimes the thinking goes:

"I've spent 3 years in the lab, grinding up insects and running electricity through meaty jellies, so I'm damn well going to call this gene 'Sonic The Hedgehog' even though it has nothing to do with Sonic.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:50, archived)

I heard

he didn't like Nintendo

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Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 1:01, archived)

You are my hero.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:47, archived)

needs more borange!

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:47, archived)

I approve of this message

and will hump your leg to show my approval

(Cyberpope Oh my god!! Somebody put shit in my pants!!!!!!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:47, archived)

I approve of this leg humping

and will cut my own arms off and send them to myself in the 2nd class post to show my approval

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:54, archived)

speaking as someone with a PhD in atmospheric chemistry

i can confirm this did happen earlier today.
at my house

nice :)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:47, archived)

you created the new layer in your house?

was it a low-lying, rather smelly layer?

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:52, archived)

This is true. The naming of things is very important.

For example, there is a program called the "Basic Local Alignment Search Tool" (that does local alignments of sequences) - naturally called "BLAST".

This means you can say "let's BLAST that sequence" and sound very active. Other programs called, say, "LETHARGIC" don't do so well.

100% true.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:48, archived)

I want PONIES

that should make a damn fine ackronym

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:51, archived)

Our factory once made a device called

a "Control Routing and Audio Processor".

It wasnt very good. And yes, we did sell it under that name :)

(Fiddlers Elbow says the world will end on, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:51, archived)

Bauhaus Undulating Mechanism

Supporting Pressurised Rotation Of Underlying Technology Systems

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The Neville What what what, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:53, archived)

Concurrent Unified Native Transport

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:55, archived)

We also sold an attack alarm to a fat Arab Sheik.

We called it HIBS, which stood for "Help I'm Being Stabbed".

(Fiddlers Elbow says the world will end on, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:58, archived)

eep stabby sheik

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:09, archived)

Ladies and gentlemens

the scientific process

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:48, archived)

It's funny because it's true

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:50, archived)

this is a nonsense

love it!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:58, archived)

I have friended you!

Blastmosphere!

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:09, archived)

Huge yay

for randomness

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:14, archived)

I know.

click for bigger

(smokeyrodgers, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:43, archived)

oh dear.

:D
~~please take this pointlessly flashing woo as a token of my gratitude~~
hurts brainage, will slow down tomorrow

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:44, archived)

slow it down - this hurts my brainage

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:51, archived)

Why thank you :D

with bells on.

(smokeyrodgers, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:51, archived)

psssst....

www.b3tards.com/u/fa5e98993793b5a97721/wooflash.gif

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:52, archived)

Arf!

Swirly face man bike!

Woo!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:44, archived)

Square Froot

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:20, archived)

Squash?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:21, archived)

I thought that was a squegetable

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:23, archived)

or the closely related..

squarrow

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:24, archived)

Can you make Squapple Squash?

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:22, archived)

But I can make a Squapple Squmble

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:26, archived)

Yum

Can we have an equilatorange next?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:22, archived)

so much better than

star fruit

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:22, archived)

Mmm, Squartermelon.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:22, archived)

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/1390088.stm

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:35, archived)

how about a squanana

and a squape?

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:22, archived)

Squape

sounds wrong. Hahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:23, archived)

it sounds very wrong

squaisins

sounds painful too

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:48, archived)

or a squime

or squince
or squmquat

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:27, archived)

squango?

squime

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:49, archived)

ZOMG!

This has made my day! :D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:23, archived)

I LIKE YOUR SQUARE THINGS =]

I am preparing a pixeltastic post too =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:24, archived)

Yay for square things!

I think square is top shape

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:27, archived)

Haha! That could go anywhere

or nowhere.

Have a squow.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:29, archived)

YES!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:29, archived)

hehe.

(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:30, archived)

That's bloody great!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:30, archived)

hah! That's very good.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:30, archived)

oooh

like that a lot.

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:31, archived)

these are all great

but those talented people at another site also have something to say:
www.worth1000.com/cache/contest/contestcache.asp?contest_id=9092

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:36, archived)

they're great

My square koala is better though :p

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:42, archived)

i've always wondered if b3ta had a rival

like a sunderland to a newcastle

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:43, archived)

there's lots of photoshopping sites

they vary a bit in focus though - for example, worth1000 there is very concerned with quality and technical skill
i like b3ta's balance of artistic ability to amusing stupidity. and kittens, of course

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:51, archived)

excellent!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:38, archived)

My favourite square thing

was that little square sugar cube you used to get in Liquorice Allsorts.

Although you probably have no idea what I'm talking about

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:29, archived)

the striped one?

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:30, archived)

Actually, I tell a lie

It was probably the Fruit Allsorts

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:35, archived)

Methinks

You refer to Dolly Mixtures?

(Div My world's on fire... how 'bout yours?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:37, archived)

Yes, that was it

I'm talking about the pink one on the right here

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:42, archived)

ah yes

That one

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:43, archived)

I think I do

we call it 'english liquorice' over here ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:38, archived)

Sooper

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:30, archived)

Very mushybees

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:34, archived)

i would like a squemon please

can i post this here? my scrolling finger has a splinter :(

Woo btw :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:34, archived)

yes yes yes

more squarestuffsplease bloopy

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 0:27, archived)

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