Haha that belongs inthe funny names corner of the newsletter. Someone tell rob quick!
(
the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 17:43,
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she's only watching because she's the source materialand she loves it, the dirty bitch.
(
GrandmaOfShoes,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 17:31,
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G'night, gorgass!I'm outta here!
*enhuggles*
(*enhuggles*
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 17:33,
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Why - what's the story?must be out of here v. shortly
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 17:40,
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She will pay for this !
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 17:33,
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I reckon......if I squeeze real hard, I can get it in her eye from here.
(
Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 17:35,
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EARTH></SPACE><SPACE></EARTH>
EDIT I HAVE IMPROVED CLARITY
GrandmaOfShoes,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:56,
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are you going to make a habit of this?
M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:57,
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Over filesize pics? Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:58,
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haha 1.94 kbMY FUCKING INTERNET IS MAKING CREAKING NOISES
( GrandmaOfShoes,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:59,
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Over is over!!!!Whether it be 1.94 or 194! ;P
Yeah, like i'm one to talk!!!!!
(Yeah, like i'm one to talk!!!!!
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 17:00,
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I'm not quite sure what she would get up toI imagine she'd feel mighty superior and drop globules of spit on us feeble non-nuns
NONNUNS
I UNDERSTAND THE HABIT JOKE
(NONNUNS
I UNDERSTAND THE HABIT JOKE
GrandmaOfShoes,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:58,
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she's going to feel up mother superior?cor
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 17:01,
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That's bloody excellent.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:58,
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the little line which says "IN SPACE!"didn't come out, I'm mildly upset... I like the idea that even though it's referred to as GEOSTATIONARY and you know that generally requires being in ORBIT that it ought really be obvious that it's in SPACE or at least on the cusp
however the joke is lost.
(however the joke is lost.
GrandmaOfShoes,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 17:00,
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I reckon it's fine without it.Top banana, sir.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 17:00,
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hmmmmmsurely you can be in geostationary orbit 6 inches off the ground ?
which practically requires *IN SPACE* for the purposes of clarification (:
(which practically requires *IN SPACE* for the purposes of clarification (:
amon - hooray :D,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 17:05,
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:( stop ruining my fun I WILL HAVE TO EDIT IT NOW GrandmaOfShoes,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 17:06,
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but EVERY picture is improved by adding...IN SPACE ! to it
( amon - hooray :D,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 17:08,
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lying on your front with a lob onAICMFP
(
grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 17:06,
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You'd need to have some kind of engine for that.There's only one specific height where you can stay in geostationary orbit without external propulsion.
God I'm such a geek.
(God I'm such a geek.
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 17:11,
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I don't think it counts as an orbitif you continually have to apply thrust to stay there, that's called flying.
(
Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 17:13,
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*geek high fives* my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 17:13,
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damn you allyou and your "SCIENCES"
*runs away*
(*runs away*
amon - hooray :D,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 17:15,
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it reminds me of those scratch boards :)
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 17:10,
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Marvellous marvellous marvellous! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:59,
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I need to get this into perspectiveIs she an extremely large nun or is she in space?
Is she having an adventure now or are the adventures to come?
Am I asking too many questions and should just stfu and get over it?
I think I am going to like her in approximately 27½ seconds.
Edit: 28 seconds have passed and I DO like her!
(Is she having an adventure now or are the adventures to come?
Am I asking too many questions and should just stfu and get over it?
I think I am going to like her in approximately 27½ seconds.
Edit: 28 seconds have passed and I DO like her!
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:59,
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she's geostationarythus floating in space in a perfectly corresponding orbit to the spin of the planet.
it's almost romantic, if she'd let you put her bits in her...
but she's a nun and we all know priests take nuns bits from them when they give themselves to god.
(it's almost romantic, if she'd let you put her bits in her...
but she's a nun and we all know priests take nuns bits from them when they give themselves to god.
GrandmaOfShoes,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 17:01,
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I have no bits to put in herbut I am glad you put me right.
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 17:03,
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So, in short, you're sayingShe's floating up ther to improve her chance in of getting a bit of Howz Yer Deity?
(
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 17:03,
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yes, she's chosen to not breathe like a lot of nuns choose not to speak, she's chosen not to breath...God Rumpy Pumpy is worth the wait apparently
( GrandmaOfShoes,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 17:05,
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Nuntimes Weeklywhat an excellent read, I make it my weekly habit
( GrandmaOfShoes,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 17:03,
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Oh . . . hail yes Mary ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 17:01,
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HahahaI really do like that a lot, although I'm sure that the Japanese have already made a series of it.
( Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 17:02,
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Neon Genesis HailMarionLoads of Robot Nuns Fighting.
awesome
(awesome
GrandmaOfShoes,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 17:03,
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Is she watching me masturbate?*reaches vinegar strokes unexpectedly early*
(
Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 17:05,
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Or even floor five, floor nun?When does a ceiling become a floor?
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 17:11,
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hahadoes she have lasers of ecclesiastical rightiousness?
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 17:06,
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[really gives impression of just......slightly passing by the geo-stationary nun.
The one they DON'T tell you about in school]
(,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 17:06,
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The one they DON'T tell you about in school]
hmm sounds like a job for you know who
but hes relaxing at the moment
amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 17:09,
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I prefer it when they wear naught but a man's shirt..........but it is winter....
(
JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:54,
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Hoodie and no trousers!I could not do this, my little kneeses would be blue.
It's lovely though, you've got a lovely sense of composition.
(It's lovely though, you've got a lovely sense of composition.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:55,
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She did cover her legs in goose fat though.'ningles all.
EDIT: That's probably why she's slipping off the chair.
(EDIT: That's probably why she's slipping off the chair.
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:58,
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..and smells like a fat goose's twadge Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 17:06,
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Like a positively oozing parson's knob nose.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 17:14,
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*plumps pillows*Hur hur hur...
( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:58,
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Part cozy . . . part chill . . . just right ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:59,
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click* I prefer it when they wear naught
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:59,
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That's really nicely drawn.Good one.
( Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 17:01,
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IS that the Scottish Widiowrelaxing after a hard day's work of finaceries?
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 17:02,
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tea, coffee or hot chocolate thats what i'm concerned about Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 17:07,
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His face in the 2nd panelis a wonderful capture..
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:46,
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How handy is THAT?Mr Nobody is there any chance that I might have your babies? If you're not too busy of course.
Edit: Aah too busy to respond.
*pouts*
*flounces*
(Edit: Aah too busy to respond.
*pouts*
*flounces*
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:47,
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Priceless . . .I would like some of that ink !
( Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:49,
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Wonderful!as ever Nob.
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:50,
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FantasticHow do you get them so accurate to real creatures? Especially the moray from one of the previous strips
(
Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:51,
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Systematic knowledge of the physical or material world gained through observation and experimentation.Usually performed in the kitchen.
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 17:05,
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hahaha*SHLORP* is now my word of the day
*shlorps coffee* (:
(*shlorps coffee* (:
amon - hooray :D,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 17:13,
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Oooh that's pretty.Edit: Dear Wogan
WHY OH WHY OH WHY do clients insist on sending me things that 'Must be done ASAP, very important' at quarter to five on a fucking Friday?
Thank you
Mrs Little Captain, 23 and a quarter
(WHY OH WHY OH WHY do clients insist on sending me things that 'Must be done ASAP, very important' at quarter to five on a fucking Friday?
Thank you
Mrs Little Captain, 23 and a quarter
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:44,
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They want to share the love ? Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:51,
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They want to share my bloody nervous breakdownthat's what they want to fucking well bastard share.
Ooooh I am so angry.
(Ooooh I am so angry.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:53,
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That makes me feelall funny....(supressed memory here me thinks)
Edit: Christy, this is reminding me of somthing from my formative years...and I don't know what
(Edit: Christy, this is reminding me of somthing from my formative years...and I don't know what
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:45,
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You may have been attacked by a Philippe Starck lemon squeezer
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:48,
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Ha haI think I would be able to call "that" particular memory to the front quite easily..
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:51,
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Made out of chaoscope . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:54,
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I see Vader's face!!! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:52,
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stalkers ....................have a real stalker: he follows me through the net works,he hacks everything,,,Stalker,,changes every thing,bet he even hacked b3ta,,,hell, no this stalker did,and who kows what really damage Stalkers has done,stalker has hacked every e-mail bax, that have ,, stalker ahs even hacked government sites,stalker follows me like a bad night mare,stalker loves going into the chat rooms after me.,so that he cant get caught ,can run and hide on ahy net work there,stalker has K-lined me from st maney servers and net works for stalking me as a child preditor as he calls me.stalker even has has ahcked the FBI,stalker sends so many vires,and ruins so many hard drives,,and small networks,,,stalker very good,,stakers a pro at hacking,,,,,,,been almst killed by this fuckin idiot.........stalker hids behind a computer,,,,like scared idiot he is,,,,would like fined stalker hope he man ..so so just cut his balls off his penis,,,,,,,because if stalkers a man he dont need them for such a gay dude he is, and put his decastrighted tesicals in a jar with note,,and throw them in the ocean,,,,,,,,,,,note would read,,lost these for being not much of man but idiot,,,,,this stalker ,,,,has realy amade me lose my home in arizona,,,,,,,and done such a fincail crime ,,,,so unbeleiveable how stalker did it,,,,,,,hope you read this stalker god forgive me,,,,,, if ever get my hands on you,,,,,,,for going to cut your balls rigth off,,,,,,,so every time you take a leak,,,,youll think want you done ,think twice about doing it again,,,,,,dont worry will find,,,you one day,,and you can keep sending your friends stalker,nothing last for ever.......you think if your think you hide behind a bage or what ever your hiding bihind,,,will not stop me stalker,remember my pets and why they died,well going to fined you to even the score,this not a threat,,somwthing that needs to be done,,,,fr you out witted the FBI and justice department,,but you did not me,,,,,one day out no ware..you going to meet your match,,,,you better hell be ready to be CASTTRATED,FO THEER NOT GOING BE ANY BARGENING WITH ME,not even going to see it coming,,and if you do read this,hope you chuckle in the back of your minded,think will not do this,,,just remember,,,,going to
(,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:38,
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Use Vaseline.......and grit.
It may be one of those clever pictures made out of words.....or not.
(,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:46,
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It may be one of those clever pictures made out of words.....or not.
pfftI find this funnier because that's you there and I know that.
(,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:40,
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[why do you type in brackets?] Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:43,
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[DrZaarlon speaks in the third person]? mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:44,
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I copied and pasted your sig.and it upset me
/can't go blog
or..should I think "fuck it I'll go anyways"?
(/can't go blog
or..should I think "fuck it I'll go anyways"?
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:49,
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I find ift funnier now you've said thateven though I already knew it.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:42,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Pylons"){kind=small}
seems like a good placeto plop this compo thing
( Kallus speaks for the Spores,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:40,
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At lasta challenge entry that makes sense!
Woo and ting!
(Woo and ting!
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:45,
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Worth an arm and a leg ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:46,
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whothe
devil
are
you
and
what
are
you
doing
here?
(devil
are
you
and
what
are
you
doing
here?
kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:40,
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I just been reading qotw as well! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:41,
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*Applies cold flannel to Prod's forehead*
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:43,
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*cough*can I have chicken soup?
*cough*
and the lights a bit bright..can you dim it
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:45,
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Of courseI shall slaughter the chicken myself.
*dims lights*
Can I peel you a grape?
(*dims lights*
Can I peel you a grape?
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:50,
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I just came back on and got very, very confused. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:42,
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Can we turn this post into something else?I wasn't on yesterday and missed all the Beadle tributes.
(,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:43,
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We have a problem hereas most of us can't read and only communicate via the medium of pictures and drawings.
I think you want QOTW and not BOARD.
I suggest you keep your trousers firmly belted.
(I think you want QOTW and not BOARD.
I suggest you keep your trousers firmly belted.
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:44,
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FAILyou fat mong
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:46,
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They don't write 'em like this any more7
(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:51,
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fail
thats some pretty creative spell there blue, did he haxxor your spell checker?
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:52,
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Doodles on canvas
I don't suppose anyone wants it, do they? It's about 10cm by 20.
Incidentally, my college library password is stuck as "scrote". This is probably my fault.
Really?That's immensely nice of you!
(
NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:35,
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It'll only get battered and eventually lost, otherwise.I wouldn't say no to a doodle in return though
(,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:36,
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Well yesthat's kind of the point.
This is the internet, it's quite appropriate.
(,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:45,
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This is the internet, it's quite appropriate.
oh, that is nicevery nice
(
Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:29,
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awesome :)what does it say?
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:42,
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"The dead are no longer lonely"according to the x-files. It's pretty close, anyway.
(,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:46,
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hahahathe DE Ris is funnier, but have a woo.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:17,
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It's probably better if you remember it from the first time aroundwhich some of the regular readers do, but b3ta folk probably don't, so I see your point.
( Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:20,
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ha haforward thinking of that de-ris
( Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:18,
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Yes...* Holier than
Love the Di-Ris as well!
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:24,
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:DI love a running cow gag.
*votes*
(*votes*
notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:26,
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]
much better than the originalimg + cunt = FTW!
( doph no time like the precedent,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:25,
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oooh your silence speaks volumes :pi'm a cunt
you're a cunt
we're all cunts together
...
(you're a cunt
we're all cunts together
...
doph no time like the precedent,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:38,
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Ey up Dr Z.*un-abandons*
(Which does make it sound like I have abandoned him!, but I haven't)
((Which does make it sound like I have abandoned him!, but I haven't)
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:27,
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That'll endear you to peopleBear in mind when you post on here that it's basically a comedy site, with occasional forrays into artsy stuff. Abstract is usually a little bit too far for people to appreciate.
It's the first commandment of public address: Know thy audience.
(It's the first commandment of public address: Know thy audience.
Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:27,
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[I know, it's just I feel I've been on b3ta for so long.......I've stopped caring ;?) ]
(,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:31,
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Fair enoughin that case then the big flashing image is bloody annoying without any defence.
Does something eye catching with 'Cunts' written on it count as NSFW?
(Does something eye catching with 'Cunts' written on it count as NSFW?
Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:44,
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you, sir, are preaching to a man of many years b3ta experience mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:32,
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Dear DrZaarlonI look forward to sharing beverages with you next weekend.
Yours Sincerely
Mr Horrible
p.s. you cunt
(Yours Sincerely
Mr Horrible
p.s. you cunt
mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:37,
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Sorry for the TOAP but I have this in my head and hopefully won't be the only one now...
benkai Doing nothing as of ...,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:10,
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Can't say I understand this, but what the hey? It's friday, I'm happy.
Slight TJ - anyone see the story on news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7222008.stm about Woolies new range of bedroom furniture for young girls, they've only gone and called it 'Lolita'. Fantastic quote from one of the objectors - "It has become a name that is synonymous with sexual precocity and the fact that it is tied to a girl's bed - it literally couldn't be worse taste."
(Slight TJ - anyone see the story on news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7222008.stm about Woolies new range of bedroom furniture for young girls, they've only gone and called it 'Lolita'. Fantastic quote from one of the objectors - "It has become a name that is synonymous with sexual precocity and the fact that it is tied to a girl's bed - it literally couldn't be worse taste."
shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:29,
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haha! Christ. I'd love to been in the meeting when they thought that one up.
Kamikaze Stoat £4.09,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:51,
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well, it is Friday................
www.b3tards.com/u/5d4c552eb78a7f1b7de2/a_kitten2.jpg
click for a bigger wun
TBL I posted this on,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:09,
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[verr nice!...I once made the CuppaSoup parody, lost it in the bitbin though...]
(,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:11,
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Cold blooded bastard's, innit?
Edited for the apostrophe Nazi's. :)
bastard's, surely?Woo!
( NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB.,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:11,
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Rabbit's are such a peculiar thing
And it's damn cold where i am
Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:01,
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I'm sorry I'll have to revoke you're apostrophe licenseYay wabbits!
'Ning all.
('Ning all.
ClanSoul,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:03,
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Standard apostrophe disclaimer(
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:04,
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please don't start him off.:(
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:06,
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Someone had a go at me for correcting Evilscary the other weekso I thought I'd keep this handy :)
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:08,
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no the apostrophies are mine to keepi bought them on ebay
also, Ning
(also, Ning
Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:06,
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Were they a deal, then? J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:06,
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well they're going alright just had windows fitted and it's been chuffing cold
( Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:08,
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Windows are good.I got an A* in English coursework today just for ranting.
Read about it here
(Read about it here
ClanSoul,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:09,
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I know. I know.I was very very shocked.
She couldn't stop laughing.
I just wanted to see how much I could get away with..killing babies, insulting dead people, innuendos about Father Christmas being a paedo..
(She couldn't stop laughing.
I just wanted to see how much I could get away with..killing babies, insulting dead people, innuendos about Father Christmas being a paedo..
ClanSoul,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:13,
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Well you would say that.You're the side of me that's not modest!
/gemini
(/gemini
ClanSoul,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:19,
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Sir, that's a class response. J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:19,
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I do *sometimes* do 'nice'.Ask around, I'm ok really. :)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:25,
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what the shuddering fuck??!!!Flopsy?
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:04,
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Flamin 'ell!Arrrrrgggghhhhhh!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:06,
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I WANT SNOW!!!!!woo to your pylon-flake
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:01,
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Given that I have not long arrived at workI am hoping that it isn't going to settle.
(,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:03,
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i want to be coldand i want it to snow so bad
i hope your flames don't grow
i want to be buried in snow
*rawks*
(i hope your flames don't grow
i want to be buried in snow
*rawks*
Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:05,
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Inked as requested.
May add a splash of colour over the weekend.
JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:37,
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*drops monocle*Oh my.
But where's her squirrel tail?
(But where's her squirrel tail?
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:38,
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I thought you had already?* White
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:38,
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nowt wrong with that...;)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:42,
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naw not all, thats what real women look like Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:43,
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YEAH SO WHAT*slaps her hockey/rugby moulded thighs* I could crack heads between these.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:43,
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Damn straight.Sturdy girls FTW.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:44,
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i want my women to be able to take a hit better than i canskinny girls can't defend me
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:46,
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and they break when you spank them mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:52,
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sturdy girls can hit back without breaking though Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:56,
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sorry, I'm thinking about spanking now mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:56,
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I'm not going to halve my chances of getting my rocks off.Simple as.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:54,
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oh dear....Would you all excuse me for a few minutes?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:56,
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go have a nice cold shower and a lie down Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:57,
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I fear it's rather too late for that.;)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:57,
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back now!*has extra spring in his step*
*best not to ask why*
(*best not to ask why*
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:04,
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Leave it, Fae, he's not worth it....:)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:43,
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:DThe only men against big arses are big arses.
So there. TAKE THAT MEN.
:D nah, each to their own.
(So there. TAKE THAT MEN.
:D nah, each to their own.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:44,
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Spinal Tap had the right idea. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:45,
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Talk about mudflaps,my girl's got 'em!
( Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:54,
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you seen the Live Earth version?with 40 bass players?
( mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:55,
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I was therenot one of the bassists like...
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:59,
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Exactly.When I was considering poledancing (because you can make shitloads) I was going to damce to this.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:58,
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Arf! If I were to pursue a career as a poledancerI'd dance to this. Do they have male poledancers?
( Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:02,
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Being headlocked by a pair of thoseis something a man can hanker after.
( Brandy_Bumwinkle,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:44,
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Far better than the twigs that pass for supermodels these days theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:46,
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do you really want to see people with ligs like posh spiceand kate moss?
they are like looking at skinned frogs legs.
(they are like looking at skinned frogs legs.
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:48,
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It's when the thighs don't meet till just above the kneewhen it just gets ludicrous.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:50,
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you had a mouthful of cock at the timeperhaps you said something else.
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:45,
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* how does Wasp Box know that 4dam has a cock in his mouth?* ponders, but not for too long
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:54,
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He's my helperBut he regularly takes advantage of my vegetable state by forcing his shrivelled cock into my various entries
( wefbhweiufhweiu party,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:59,
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I don't use my cock any moreI have a bus load of sub-mentals that I force into abusing you.
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:04,
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I could probably help with a splash of....*chooses not to finish that statement*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:43,
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NO IT'S DIFFERENTThe lines are blacker.
CAn't you fucking see that?
(CAn't you fucking see that?
wefbhweiufhweiu party,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:46,
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Take the cocks out of your mouthbefore you speak to me boy
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:47,
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When i'm good and readyI can't wait for the coloured in version on monday. I don't think I'll sleep
( wefbhweiufhweiu party,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:50,
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it features Rolf Harris anallly molesting a horse mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:53,
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I miss you 4damin a totally homosexual way, of course
( mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:56,
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It's people like you that make popping back here so worthwhileI love you Mr Horrible
( wefbhweiufhweiu party,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:01,
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* Unexpected Rolfhorse Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:55,
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As long as either the horse or Rolf has titsthat's fine by me.
( Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:55,
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Ideallythey'd both have tits
...and cocks
(...and cocks
Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:58,
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tits and cocks with tits Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:01,
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that in themselves have titsFractal cock-tits!
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:05,
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and each nipple has a tiny little cock... with tits
( Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:06,
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she has sturdy thighsand i like it.
spend your weekend withthe crayons out and colour it on.
but will it be brown or red sauce?
(spend your weekend withthe crayons out and colour it on.
but will it be brown or red sauce?
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:45,
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piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss!
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:46,
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Always ready with a helping hand...
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:54,
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depends if she's putting it on chips or sausages theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:46,
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brown for both.what are you, sick?
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:55,
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A chicken and mushroom pukka pie and chips DEMANDS ketchupSteak and kidney pie/sausages/bacon and fry-ups all demand brown
It's teh law I tell ya!
(It's teh law I tell ya!
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:58,
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lord no, red is demon blood. Fact.pukka pies should have gravy on them
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:05,
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red or brown?Woo!
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:46,
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tits and arseit's like watching Argentinian television
more filth please
(more filth please
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:48,
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Noon all
Vaguely topical, but sod all to do with pylons (Crouch wasn't playing in those days)
Ptolemy the man with the silent pea,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:22,
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Is that Barnet FC?;)
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:23,
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In some sort of early 20th century yearBradford FC won the World Cup, or another big football tournament.
My dad loves telling me that. You can see how much attention I've paid to him saying it sporadically for 23 years.
(My dad loves telling me that. You can see how much attention I've paid to him saying it sporadically for 23 years.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:24,
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Capt Wow's Football FactsOUT NOW FROM ALL GOOD RETAILERS
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:26,
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Free ringbinder with part one grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:27,
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* looks worried at grey kid's probably interpretation of a "ringbinder" *
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:28,
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Is that the one that hold the But-Plug in? Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:36,
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Sheffield Wednesday wear blue and white stripesor that might be Sheffield United.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:28,
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You are Statto!AICMFP
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:32,
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it *was* a sort of a compliment/mild joshingcheck the wiki link above.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:38,
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Ahhhhh I seeeeeee Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:41,
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Ahhhhh I'm meant to support them. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:43,
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actually, they lost the world cup 2-1 to Ecuador mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:32,
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Alright then, made it to the end bit.I really wasn't listening.
edit: I meant the FA cup. 1911. Is that not the same thing as the world cup then?
(edit: I meant the FA cup. 1911. Is that not the same thing as the world cup then?
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:34,
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Vaguely topical, you say?"Today we'll be showing you how to run a torrent tracker..."
(Not worth own thread)
((Not worth own thread)
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:26,
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Aren't they being sued?My dad will be distraught.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:28,
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they better not bei refuse to start paying musicians for the product of the art
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:34,
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My dad uses it for fillums, bless him. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:37,
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i've started that as well, stupid student lifestylei can't afford dvds anymore :(
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:45,
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sooty's involvement was well hidden
Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:20,
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One of the biggest dangers of working in Germany and coming onto B3ta:pictures of Hitler, which pop up quite regularly... :)
I've never trusted Sooty. He was clearly habitually raping Sweep (and not even enjoying it -- he just did it to be cruel) and regularly beating Sue, so I'm not surprised to learn of his involvement in the rise of the Nazis.
(I've never trusted Sooty. He was clearly habitually raping Sweep (and not even enjoying it -- he just did it to be cruel) and regularly beating Sue, so I'm not surprised to learn of his involvement in the rise of the Nazis.
boris the spider,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:22,
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Jenaso, we're not exactly neighbours... big country.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:25,
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VeryI always forget how big it is until I need to travel somewhere and it takes so long to get anywhere. Though 3 hours to Munich from here isn't bad.
( boris the spider,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:27,
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hahaha, but shouldn't it be Sweepy Todd 9
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:31,
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bloody hell!That's superb!
*LOLs all over the place*
(*LOLs all over the place*
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:39,
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ooh sorry i forgot all about peeps in germany :(sooty never said a thing, so i believe he was hiding his past
( Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:24,
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If I was that botheredI wouldn't come on here at work, and besides my computer is about the best hidden in the department. It does feel a bit odd, though.
( boris the spider,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:26,
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<font size="eleventy million" colour="flashy like">GERMANS ARE GAY LOL LOL LOL</font> wefbhweiufhweiu party,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:31,
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hahahathat would be great but you should make it a flash animation and add sound, too, or no-one will be able to tell.
( boris the spider,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:37,
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I just LOLLEDbut it was because I accidentally imagined a spastic Nazi with his nob out, and I'm at work.
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:22,
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yeah but they do a cream for it.he just can't get the lid off.
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:26,
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Him on the right is obviously saying'Camera, eh? Think you're clever, do you?'
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:25,
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The style was looser before he became Fuhrer !
printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:29,
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Hugh Laurie? Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:37,
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I'm guessingIt's just the hair shopped on this one yet it looks shoppy in other ways. Fake original?
(,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:38,
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