

A clever way of getting foreigners to come to them.
Those crafty Nazis...

i'm clogging up the internet one piece of pointless overindulgence at a time.
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It's Sunday night.
Relax everyone, I don't think being over the limit will crash the internet.
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:33,
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Relax everyone, I don't think being over the limit will crash the internet.

it's coming to the end of the month and some people would like their porn to finish downloading before saturday
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adblock for now, then ignore when i go to bed so i don't miss anything between now and then
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:33,
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165?
;)
edit:// it's no fucking fun if you don't take me on.
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:34,
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;)
edit:// it's no fucking fun if you don't take me on.

Do you actively look at the properties of each picture to check that they're in the boundaries?
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if an image loads really, really slowly.
I like to know if it is my system of their image.
Also, with some members I like to see the alt text.
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:33,
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I like to know if it is my system of their image.
Also, with some members I like to see the alt text.

I just get this horrible image of some tubby having to use 6 chairs reinforced with cinder blocks to support him, clicking on the properties of every single image he sees, ready to scream out a pre-prepared message about how they're a shit to do such a thing.
Tell you what, I'm going to turn that into a cartoon.
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Tell you what, I'm going to turn that into a cartoon.

i've been a member for 5 years but havn't ever read the faq. is that something i should do? looks a bit long to me and none of those questions were any on my mind.
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:37,
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The take home messages are still images should be less than 50k, and animations less than 250k, generally.
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:41,
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i post on here maybe once a year though so i'm not up to date with these things.
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and waste your life on here like the rest of us.
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with crap that looks the same at 10kb as opposed to somewhere around 160kb you originally posted
Give it a read
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:45,
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Give it a read

just underneath is "those who speak hebrew especially desired"
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:29,
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as opposed to mono-lingual?
how does that work then?
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:43,
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how does that work then?

THEY WILL PAY FOR TWO ONLY AND NO MORE

until I read that it was a vector.
Very nice indeed! :D
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:22,
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Very nice indeed! :D

and found that there was still no real point to it?!
and thanks!
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:23,
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and thanks!

Love it!
Okay, I need to sleep if I'm to get to Baldmonkey's tomorrow. NUNIGHT B3TA! I'll drop by again soon ^_^
LOVE YOU! xxxxxxxx
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Okay, I need to sleep if I'm to get to Baldmonkey's tomorrow. NUNIGHT B3TA! I'll drop by again soon ^_^
LOVE YOU! xxxxxxxx

...to realise what you had done. That's chuffing ace!
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thought this was a photo, and a good one at that. I am jealous of your skill!
'clicks'
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:34,
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'clicks'

was my first thought.
Quickly - audition for welsh blood adverts
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Quickly - audition for welsh blood adverts

The 'tash on that looks like trantulas legs glued on.
With PVA of course, what else?
Those eyes should be googley eyes.
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With PVA of course, what else?
Those eyes should be googley eyes.

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When we played war games we had the standard blue for Brits and Red for enemy and yellow for the ariadne brigade who were an Italian attachment to the Division.
True.
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True.

He's mine.
Also woo! i see what you did there.
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Also woo! i see what you did there.


CFB
sorry about that 10K I've optimized as much as i can, is it really a problem?

9.6k?!?!?!1/!!!1!1??!1oneeleven etc how dare you!
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may I redo it?
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i think my ideas are often better than my ability
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1. BACK TO MINE
2. WATCH ICHI THE KILLER WHILE:
a. DRINKING JASMINE WHITE TEA
b. PLAYING WITH MY SON'S BIRTHDAY PRESENTS
3. SHOOT SOME THINGS
4. EAT SOME TOAST
5. GO TO SEE IF THE MODEL VILLAGE IS OPEN
6. FIND THAT THE MODEL VILLAGE IS CLOSED
7. GO TO THE AQUARIUM AND DECIDE IT IS TOO PRICEY.
8. GO TO THE ARCADE AND DECIDE THE GAMES ARE ALL SHIT.
9. GO TO GUNWHARF.
a. SEE TOWER
b. DECIDE TOWER IS TOO EXPENSIVE
c. LOOK FOR A GEOCACHE THAT'S DOWN THERE SOMEWHERE
9. RUN OUT OF CONVERSATION
10. GO TO A PUB
11. EAT SOMETHING IN SILENCE
12. BOREDOM
13. AWKWARDNESS.
14. MURDER.
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2. WATCH ICHI THE KILLER WHILE:
a. DRINKING JASMINE WHITE TEA
b. PLAYING WITH MY SON'S BIRTHDAY PRESENTS
3. SHOOT SOME THINGS
4. EAT SOME TOAST
5. GO TO SEE IF THE MODEL VILLAGE IS OPEN
6. FIND THAT THE MODEL VILLAGE IS CLOSED
7. GO TO THE AQUARIUM AND DECIDE IT IS TOO PRICEY.
8. GO TO THE ARCADE AND DECIDE THE GAMES ARE ALL SHIT.
9. GO TO GUNWHARF.
a. SEE TOWER
b. DECIDE TOWER IS TOO EXPENSIVE
c. LOOK FOR A GEOCACHE THAT'S DOWN THERE SOMEWHERE
9. RUN OUT OF CONVERSATION
10. GO TO A PUB
11. EAT SOMETHING IN SILENCE
12. BOREDOM
13. AWKWARDNESS.
14. MURDER.

unbidden?
Go to the Victory. Best thing ever.
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Go to the Victory. Best thing ever.

and learned my trade from Britain's most learned shipwright ( he's my dad, he makes me say those things ). If I'm honest Portsmouth is one of my favourite places in the world, as long as I don't have to leave the docks.
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Spend the cash and go to the Historic Dockyards.
Then stand on the beach at Southsea and laugh at the Isle of Wight.
We got married on HMS Warrior and it was the best night of my life.
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Then stand on the beach at Southsea and laugh at the Isle of Wight.
We got married on HMS Warrior and it was the best night of my life.

and not because you were on the HMS Warrior.
I'm all for having a good day, but if I have to marry Balders I think I'll be content with getting pissed.
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I'm all for having a good day, but if I have to marry Balders I think I'll be content with getting pissed.

make sure he takes you to the natural history museum that has SCARY ANIMALS IN
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:43,
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wild boar and other freaks
there are other pics too including the dinosaur
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:54,
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there are other pics too including the dinosaur

You can go to the anti-evolution/creation science museum (or whatever it's called) if you want a laugh.
I'll be back near Portsmouth myself on Friday. Planning on checking out any heavy metal places (whatever's going these days) and seeing if I run into some old friends.
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I'll be back near Portsmouth myself on Friday. Planning on checking out any heavy metal places (whatever's going these days) and seeing if I run into some old friends.


that art is going pretty slow now i have a new woman ... it's all commercial work for nice time to have off and go nice places ... she's here for 5 days later this week ... yay!
I did this because it reminded me of a lovely afternoon of laying on the sofa together watching planes fly across the sunset sky going to far off places.
// Starts singing // 'Moon River wider than a mile ...'
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I did this because it reminded me of a lovely afternoon of laying on the sofa together watching planes fly across the sunset sky going to far off places.
// Starts singing // 'Moon River wider than a mile ...'

Thats a good thing :)
T'is good.
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T'is good.

www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation
i like this, receive one click when you resize :p
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:29,
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i like this, receive one click when you resize :p

and also there is a buildingy 1? And a buildingy 2, 3, 4 and 5?
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:32,
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1 Plane.
1 Building, 2 Buildings, 3 Buildings, 4 Buildings, 5 Buildings.
It's a happy friendly educational tool.
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1 Building, 2 Buildings, 3 Buildings, 4 Buildings, 5 Buildings.
It's a happy friendly educational tool.

finished.
Will be 5 buliding and 5 planes when finished.
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Will be 5 buliding and 5 planes when finished.

is very nice. It also ticks the 'vector' boxes for a change. ( but still looks like it might be a raster, that's the problem with saving to jpeg ).
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and besides, where's the fun in using a filter?
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:44,
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felt a bit hypocritical after watching hammond's "should i worry about sossies" with a bloke who routinely has 5 rashers of bacon, 4 sausages, fried bread, two fried eggs and chips for brekkie.
then realised i wasn't even hitting the sides of that
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then realised i wasn't even hitting the sides of that

They are nature's edible alternative to sex.
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:25,
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And four cherry tomatoes.
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:20,
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nice.
I am listening to Sparks' latest album, and it's really good, although the tracks drag on a bit. You would've thought that after twenty studio albums over 30 years, they'd know when to end a song :\
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:22,
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I am listening to Sparks' latest album, and it's really good, although the tracks drag on a bit. You would've thought that after twenty studio albums over 30 years, they'd know when to end a song :\

but if you're listening to them they must be fantastic :D
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WEEEEEEEEEEEEE-EEELLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
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Their NEW new album, which is untitled as of yet, will be being released on the 21st night of their 21 night residency at the Islington Academy, where they will play one album a night in chronological order, ending with their new one.
How epic is that?
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:30,
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How epic is that?

Actually, my reaction is "meh". I always preferred savoury food anyway. Ever since I were a tot apparently.
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:26,
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But we haven't got any.
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:27,
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now fast for 3 weeks and post your angst on the interwebs ;)
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:20,
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I'd shop a can of Cambell's Cream of Cunts.
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:23,
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you made me all moist. I love you too Cap'n and have no true wish to read of you starving.
Fill up girl. I'll love you even when you get huge. ;)
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:27,
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Fill up girl. I'll love you even when you get huge. ;)

Secretly I think my tummy wants me to marry you and have your vile little cockspawns.
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:29,
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now, world domination. After pizza.
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:41,
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If that doesn't work, jump up and down having done so.
NB: BE IN FRONT OF THE LOO WHEN YOU DO THIS.
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:23,
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NB: BE IN FRONT OF THE LOO WHEN YOU DO THIS.

(I should point out I'm not bulimic, I just don't see the point of feeling sick and having no respite so I just get it over and done with).
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while listening to Alison Moyet and imagining her taking in you the rear with a strap-on.
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:25,
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'I CAN'T YOU SILLY BITCH - YOU'RE FIFTEEN INCHES INSIDE MY ARSE!!!'
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:44,
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glass of milk the next morning, lie down, roll sharply to your left
sprint to the toilet
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:25,
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sprint to the toilet

So ner.
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:21,
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was possibly the day i cashed in my voucher for a double steak, double cheese footlong at subway.
i had three heart attacks just looking at it
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:29,
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i had three heart attacks just looking at it

so you're not pregnant then i take it?
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:23,
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And I have no idea, payday tomorrow so I'll get a test then.
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:24,
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Last time I was sure I wasn't I was.
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:28,
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the ability to feel hungry and eat is one of the most primordial instincts of a living organism
stoned-humans not with standing ;)
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:23,
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stoned-humans not with standing ;)

*may be drinking coffee right now*
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and what smashing wallpaper
whats alf doing on there though?
www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation is your friend
edit : is alf german then?
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:17,
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whats alf doing on there though?
www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation is your friend
edit : is alf german then?

Never leave. Ever. Ever. Ever. Ever. Ever. Ever. Ever. Ever. *CLING*
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:50,
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with tea towels and everything :)
but don't let that put you off
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:51,
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but don't let that put you off

but at least he made it up in his head.
So its still rather great.
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:52,
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So its still rather great.

Here www.b3ta.com/board/8097570 for example
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:55,
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Hence, I will still be wooing this image.
Woo!
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:52,
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Woo!

Knew it was missing something!
Oh well, I'll be sure to include some in my next pic :)
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:56,
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Oh well, I'll be sure to include some in my next pic :)

here for a week and you've already got your own in-joke!
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:59,
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we had to go kitten hunting for hours before we could find one to capture in a glass bell-jar, take home and photoshop.
Photoshop was steam-powered back then, and you'd have to manually feed the kitten in through a conical shaft at the top of a very tall ladder.
And Rob was an omniscient baby, with wires plugged into his head that led to the internet.
Ah, happy days.
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Photoshop was steam-powered back then, and you'd have to manually feed the kitten in through a conical shaft at the top of a very tall ladder.
And Rob was an omniscient baby, with wires plugged into his head that led to the internet.
Ah, happy days.

:(
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:08,
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from here as it's so brill.
I'm hosting it myself, and would like to point out IT IS NOT MINE. I didn't make it, I saw it on here and saved it because it made me almost wet myself laughing.
If someone would like to tell me who made it, I owe them at least two pints and I bloody mean that.

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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:08,
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I'm hosting it myself, and would like to point out IT IS NOT MINE. I didn't make it, I saw it on here and saved it because it made me almost wet myself laughing.
If someone would like to tell me who made it, I owe them at least two pints and I bloody mean that.


take off your frypan, pulls up a kitten, shop a chair.
you will never leave.
annd woo!
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:51,
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you will never leave.
annd woo!

a SCIENTOLOGY monkey
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:01,
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they'll just gorilla you about your past!
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:07,
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but they're just monkeying around!
And I'm spent.
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:11,
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And I'm spent.

Bleeding Nora, I liked you before I met you :D
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:01,
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Here's something to help you find your way around

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My retina just detached itself to save me from looking at it.
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:13,
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only the funniest thing I've seen for WEEKS! well done sir!
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that he took it up the brown swastika, so to speak?
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:51,
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someone who... invades the rhineland?
*nudge, wink, etc.*
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:57,
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*nudge, wink, etc.*

I love this to bits. If I could wallpaper my bedroom with this, tiled, I would.
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:42,
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I happen to have typed it as well. YOU WANT EVIDENCE? I'LL GIVE YOU EVIDENCE: www.b3ta.com/board/8097506
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:51,
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to continue with wallpapering my house with your work, this would go in the kitchenette.
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:47,
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Toasty will be pleased. Not as much as I am, however. *leaps*
I am good, and am now having dinner forced onto me by a worried manwife. I shall be having chicken and salad, although I don't know how much of it I shall have.
Actually I'm going to weigh myself. I last did so on Wednesday, my last day of being hungry, so we shall see.
Sorry all for these constant updates but I am intrigued as I usually eat EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD.
How are you?
Edit: 4lbs lost, since Weds.
I do actually want to know how you are, I'm being incredibly selfish tonight.
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:49,
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I am good, and am now having dinner forced onto me by a worried manwife. I shall be having chicken and salad, although I don't know how much of it I shall have.
Actually I'm going to weigh myself. I last did so on Wednesday, my last day of being hungry, so we shall see.
Sorry all for these constant updates but I am intrigued as I usually eat EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD.
How are you?
Edit: 4lbs lost, since Weds.
I do actually want to know how you are, I'm being incredibly selfish tonight.

then playing on singstar til 4 in the morning.
we only got home at 6 tonight - but i did us roast chicken and stuffs. neither myself nor mrscrazyjude could finish as we are too tender.
and i have run out of weed for over a week now.
i hope you get hungry soon!!
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:52,
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we only got home at 6 tonight - but i did us roast chicken and stuffs. neither myself nor mrscrazyjude could finish as we are too tender.
and i have run out of weed for over a week now.
i hope you get hungry soon!!

*provides with weed* actually, I've only got a bit left as well. Bloody hell, someone create a working replicator.
You poor kitten. I hate hangovers.
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You poor kitten. I hate hangovers.

then i had to drive and was only saved by parsnip crisps, coca cola and a fry up with black pudding.
i hope to have weed by the end of the week, i'm normally so organised, i haven't been without any for about 9 months!! although a replicator sounds cool lol
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i hope to have weed by the end of the week, i'm normally so organised, i haven't been without any for about 9 months!! although a replicator sounds cool lol

So it's imperative I keep supply.
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HEY, WHERE'D MY BROKEN LINK GO? :(
nice :)
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:33,
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nice :)

you kids really have no fucking respect do you?
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:39,
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no offence like :D
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:43,
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but even then I knew to pay artists for their hard work and generally appreciate the work of others as I would wish others to do so of mine.
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:46,
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Not that I agree with it. I prefer to buy CDs.
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:49,
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I'd agree. But its abit hypocritical considering i download music alot.
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:49,
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if so, why the fuck are you stealing their hard work?!
Honestly, think about it, it really doesn't make sense, you're biting the hand that feeds you.
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:59,
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Honestly, think about it, it really doesn't make sense, you're biting the hand that feeds you.

But they seem rich enough to be honest.
Also the nearest shop is 2 bus journeys away, and they never have the music i want anyway.
I could should buy it online..money is an issue too.
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:03,
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Also the nearest shop is 2 bus journeys away, and they never have the music i want anyway.
I could should buy it online..money is an issue too.

I steal from them purely for the buzz.
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I do see where you're coming from. Some bands it'll make very little difference to them whether you buy or not.
But I make a point of buying CDs from the smaller bands I like, especially at gigs where they can get most of the money directly without it being creamed off by middle men.
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But I make a point of buying CDs from the smaller bands I like, especially at gigs where they can get most of the money directly without it being creamed off by middle men.

of course, it's arguable how much the music industry pay artists for their hard work and how much they cream off for themselves.
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:50,
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none of this internet lark
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:47,
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but some people can't help but still slag it off.
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:45,
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but I find it easier to keep track of my stuff on b3tards.
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:45,
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which makes me feel bad for cluttering up their hd space with unnecessary old shite
:(
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:48,
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:(

But if they want to clear up space, they know what to do.
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:50,
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I'll wait and see what my dreams decide. Yeuch
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:38,
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to make you wet yourself, so decide now, to avoid the rash.
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:43,
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I was reading an in depth description of a woman having her arm chewed off by a rotweiler earlier (in the News of the World in a coffee shop). bones breaking , crunching, and blood spurting are very much the things of today. Especially when you add to it that Arsenal player who's foot almost came off :D

her inferior meat.
Some days I fucking hate humans for their canine abuse.
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Some days I fucking hate humans for their canine abuse.

in concerns me they are kept as pets by people who should be denied the right to even reproduce
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I have had 2 rotweillers, 2 dobermans and 2 German shephards. My Aunt still has a rotweiller. These are fantastic, loving animals as opposed to the animals you are thinking of who abuse their pets by poor handling.
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Or he's just seen Jam Master Geordie climbing out the shower, uncontrollable erection in hand, stomachs wobbling as if in slow motion.
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The Cheetah Tamarin, swiftest of all Tanzania's non-native small fluffy things
Leontopithecus_suricatta The Meerkat Tamarin
Leontopithecus_leo The Lion Tamarin


ecky-ecky-ecky-ftang-zoom-boingo
;?) ]
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;?) ]

"The Knights who 'til recently said 'Ni'"
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:30,
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I responded in this fashion to Brian f'tang for the very reason that his name was included, but out of idleness I copied and pasted from the script, so . . .
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:39,
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weirdly enough
Woo!
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:33,
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Woo!

but it was just Beadle on the other end, having a laugh
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:21,
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I WANT TO PUSH A WOMB UP YOUR BOT BOT AND SPRAY MY MANFLUID ALL UP YOUR ANUS AND THEN WAIT AND WAIT AND THEN WHEN THEY'RE RIPE I'LL TAKE YOUR LITTLE BUMBABIES AND CARE FOR THEM AND MAYBE EAT ONE I DUNNO WE SHALL SEE
*clicks*
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:22,
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*clicks*

& haha, letting other b3tards on your profile. I wrote in ClanNoobs, but only abit :(
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:23,
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I'm going to be staying with Captain and Mrs Hood-Butter soon, and I'm seeing Kersal, Moo and 90nz0 on tuesday, and probably Furry Dinosaur and Sexface later in the week since I've invited them down to stay.
Hear that? That's the sound of JMG wetting himself at the thought of people taking the internet too seriously.
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:29,
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Hear that? That's the sound of JMG wetting himself at the thought of people taking the internet too seriously.

if you come down to London some time, I'd happily take you for a day out around my favourite places. Gaz me if this is a likelihood, as I'm always free, lol profeshonul mewsishun lol
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:32,
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Maybe people are worried it'd be overworked.
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:43,
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if he promises to tickle his bollocks with it there may be a free train ticket.
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:44,
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and you have to get a doctor to sew it back on.
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:34,
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With cherries and biscuitty bits and chocolates and jelly beans and jelly babies and rolos and hazlenuts and brownie bits and chocolate sauce and whipped cream and sprinkles and fucking MONEY on top.
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:35,
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being DrDyslexia at the appropriate time?
Thank you.]
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:30,
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Thank you.]

Oh no, wait, you're still young.
Carry on!
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:26,
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Carry on!

And like us, Edd doesnt know this
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:32,
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NECROPHONE!
MACABRE, SINISTER, FRIGHTENINGLY-ODDULAR.
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:41,
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MACABRE, SINISTER, FRIGHTENINGLY-ODDULAR.

I think this would be a marketable concept!!
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:47,
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so you may have this.

www.b3tards.com/u/5d4c552eb78a7f1b7de2/boredagain.jpg
clicking this link will make it BIGGAR
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:19,
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www.b3tards.com/u/5d4c552eb78a7f1b7de2/boredagain.jpg
clicking this link will make it BIGGAR

That's rather woo, that is. How did you do the middle noisy bit?
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:19,
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Calls to you cost £5.50 A Minute
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:41,
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I am awake for five minutes, I can't keep it up though, I feel like death warned up :(
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:09,
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no I won't. I forgot that the moment I set foot in B3ta, I will be trapped for at least an hour.
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:20,
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for a Polish website
did you know that "z" is an actual word in Polish? No idea what it means though. I like learnedningnessing
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:42,
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did you know that "z" is an actual word in Polish? No idea what it means though. I like learnedningnessing

Unless z means 'sleepy noise'.
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:44,
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and nor is my movie, hahaha, I ate your lasagne"
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:49,
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bur any garfield strip becomes 500% funnier if you take away garfield's speech bubbles. It's a simple matter of overkill.
Try it. Next time you see a Garfield comic, ignore Garfield's speech bubbles. It'll make you smile, promise.
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:11,
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Try it. Next time you see a Garfield comic, ignore Garfield's speech bubbles. It'll make you smile, promise.

I'm drunk and in the middle of a lot of work :)
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:18,
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*donates to medical research*
*ia very proud of myself, thank you very much*
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:23,
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*ia very proud of myself, thank you very much*

Which Poland therefore must be.
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:44,
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I am full of knowledgels.
Shame I'm off my face on cheap wine and unable to rememb..... er, what?
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:47,
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Shame I'm off my face on cheap wine and unable to rememb..... er, what?

your manwife will be most annoyed
unless he's filming it of course and it's with another girl, which is fine of course.
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:48,
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unless he's filming it of course and it's with another girl, which is fine of course.

girl on girl action is not only fine, but compulsory round these parts.
I serve canapes
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:50,
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I serve canapes

Edit: 3 years. Actually, it's either three years today, or a few days out either side.
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:52,
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I was last night so ner-ner-na-ner-ner :P
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:56,
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X-P
Edit: no, there was a brief moment where my ex girlfriend tried to kiss me about (edit: two years, actually, bloody hell, is that the time?) as manwife was asleep right infuckingfront of us, but I told her off.
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:56,
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Edit: no, there was a brief moment where my ex girlfriend tried to kiss me about (edit: two years, actually, bloody hell, is that the time?) as manwife was asleep right infuckingfront of us, but I told her off.

*edit - manwife is silly, manwife has cock, wifewife does not. Nothing wrong with two girls kissing and fumbling as long as they always come back to man, and bring pictures, and maybe the other lady sometimes.
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:56,
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But what I give up in woman I get back in love, so is all good. Doesn't mean I don't miss them any less though.
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:04,
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MY massive porn collection. (Toast, you should really know better, this is me)
Although the internet's completely taken over on that count: youporn and redtube are my bestest of friends.
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:08,
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Although the internet's completely taken over on that count: youporn and redtube are my bestest of friends.

feel free to get me to do the logo :D
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:09,
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the true, honest, "you make my heart fucking burst with pain" love, is better than any amount of sex whatever the gender. My wife is my best friend and my goddess and if we never had sex again ( I think it's her fucking plan ;) ) then it would not change how much I love her.
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:16,
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That someone's unwavering cold steelfist like love could completely crush your erotic spirit.
On second thoughts I shouldn't have put steelfist.
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:16,
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On second thoughts I shouldn't have put steelfist.

coming soon from Captain Wow's hardcore emporium
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:19,
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which is in any way not wrong
it is the devil's goatse discharge
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:24,
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it is the devil's goatse discharge

Have a calming beach scene that I've been mucking about with :D
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:32,
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maybe not so clear in the final version.
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:36,
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are a lurker and don't have a fucking clue what goes on here.
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:23,
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but it's up to you and it's a fine camera.
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:41,
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unless you know of a nikon to canon adapter?
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:42,
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or FD i forget
edit : i think this is the camera (its packed away somewhere)
great big smelly ebay link
edit 3 : i'll go check brb!
edit 4 : yea thats the fella AE-1
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:45,
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edit : i think this is the camera (its packed away somewhere)
great big smelly ebay link
edit 3 : i'll go check brb!
edit 4 : yea thats the fella AE-1

with a mount, you lost the auto focus ( but for semi-pro work you'd not want it anyway. )
There are lens adapters, you just have to look
cgi.ebay.co.uk/Nikon-AFS-AF-Lens-to-Canon-FD-Camera-mount-Adapter-AE-1_W0QQitemZ300200514135QQcmdZViewItem
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:51,
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There are lens adapters, you just have to look
cgi.ebay.co.uk/Nikon-AFS-AF-Lens-to-Canon-FD-Camera-mount-Adapter-AE-1_W0QQitemZ300200514135QQcmdZViewItem

now i'm all confused again :(
what should i buy for about £300 + postage?
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:59,
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what should i buy for about £300 + postage?

yeah. If you can't bring yourself to throw away your lenses and get a Sony then get the best Nikon you can afford and get an AF ring adapter.
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:17,
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www.camerapricebuster.com/
i don't knwo what im looking for :)
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:29,
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i don't knwo what im looking for :)

doh
plus i don't buy second hand electricals (its one of my unwritten rules)
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:07,
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plus i don't buy second hand electricals (its one of my unwritten rules)

the best for your cash.
I have an old Sony that cost me the best part of £1000 and I'd be loathe to part with it because it is still superb. Would you really turn your nose up if you could buy it for £200? ( that Nikon fella told me he'd offer me more if I was selling. )
(fuck, I miss that lad )
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Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:25,
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I have an old Sony that cost me the best part of £1000 and I'd be loathe to part with it because it is still superb. Would you really turn your nose up if you could buy it for £200? ( that Nikon fella told me he'd offer me more if I was selling. )
(fuck, I miss that lad )

If you have decent nikon lenses already, get the most expensive nikon D body you can. Lens adapters generally suck and you lose functionality as well as them changing the focal length of the lens. I've used nikon for 15+ years and think they are excellent cameras/lenses
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