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# Found this in the paper a while back...


A clever way of getting foreigners to come to them.
Those crafty Nazis...
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:23, archived)
# WHAT?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:27, archived)
# SHE SAID 'HAVE YOU HAD A WEE?'
Granddad flashback.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:28, archived)
# how the shuddering christ
shitting on a stick is that 165k?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:28, archived)
# This.
Optimise it, you cockbag.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:29, archived)
# probably
i'm clogging up the internet one piece of pointless overindulgence at a time.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:30, archived)
# probably is not an answer
adblock and ignore methinks
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Wow, b3ta is friendly tonight.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:31, archived)
# aye
It's Sunday night.
Relax everyone, I don't think being over the limit will crash the internet.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:33, archived)
# you're forgetting about capped bandwidth
it's coming to the end of the month and some people would like their porn to finish downloading before saturday
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:35, archived)
# CUNT OFF
Sorry, I meant: Evenin'.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:34, archived)
# I love you too.
fuck face
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:35, archived)
# One or the other,
shirley?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:32, archived)
# nah,
adblock for now, then ignore when i go to bed so i don't miss anything between now and then
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:33, archived)
# 165 was my number at school.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:31, archived)
# in a class of
165?

;)

edit:// it's no fucking fun if you don't take me on.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:34, archived)
# I'm just curious as to how you know?
Do you actively look at the properties of each picture to check that they're in the boundaries?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:31, archived)
# not normally
but i did in reference to manley's post
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:32, archived)
# I look sometimes,
if an image loads really, really slowly.

I like to know if it is my system of their image.

Also, with some members I like to see the alt text.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:33, archived)
# It worries me greatly sometimes.
I just get this horrible image of some tubby having to use 6 chairs reinforced with cinder blocks to support him, clicking on the properties of every single image he sees, ready to scream out a pre-prepared message about how they're a shit to do such a thing.

Tell you what, I'm going to turn that into a cartoon.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:37, archived)
# come to my house.
I will pose.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:43, archived)
# No understanding of optimization
or the FAQ.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:32, archived)
# you know,
i've been a member for 5 years but havn't ever read the faq. is that something i should do? looks a bit long to me and none of those questions were any on my mind.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Most of it might be pretty useless.
The take home messages are still images should be less than 50k, and animations less than 250k, generally.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:41, archived)
# thank you
i post on here maybe once a year though so i'm not up to date with these things.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:49, archived)
# My recommendation is, give up all other commitments,
and waste your life on here like the rest of us.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Most of it is suggestions about being courteous to other Internet users
with crap that looks the same at 10kb as opposed to somewhere around 160kb you originally posted

Give it a read
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:45, archived)
# LOL K
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Cunning...
That's one way of increasing party membership.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:28, archived)
# hahaha
just underneath is "those who speak hebrew especially desired"
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Bi-lingual interpreters?
as opposed to mono-lingual?

how does that work then?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:43, archived)
# oh dear.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:47, archived)
# if you speak more than two languages you're overqualified.
 
THEY WILL PAY FOR TWO ONLY AND NO MORE
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:19, archived)
# sorry there's no moustache.
tis a vector i doodled. I can add a moustache if it's necessary...
sign (by tweeny)

oh and cfb
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:14, archived)
# No moustache necessary.
Woo!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:17, archived)
# ^this
It looks real!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:21, archived)
# I was wondering what the point in it was
until I read that it was a vector.

Very nice indeed! :D
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:22, archived)
# haha
and found that there was still no real point to it?!

and thanks!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Haha, no
it's lovely! :D
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:29, archived)
# that's incredible.
Love it!

Okay, I need to sleep if I'm to get to Baldmonkey's tomorrow. NUNIGHT B3TA! I'll drop by again soon ^_^

LOVE YOU! xxxxxxxx
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:24, archived)
# Whoa.
This is fucking excellent.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:27, archived)
#
That's very nice, looks real in the smaller version
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:28, archived)
# I had to click for bigness...
...to realise what you had done. That's chuffing ace!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:29, archived)
# cor blimey
thought this was a photo, and a good one at that. I am jealous of your skill!

'clicks'
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:34, archived)
[challenge entry] A quick piece of handywork
handywork innit?



..sorry
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Weston?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:43, archived)
# That
was my first thought.
Quickly - audition for welsh blood adverts
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:46, archived)
# ^This
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:51, archived)
# I just lost.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:07, archived)
# damn you
I just lost the game because of you
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:13, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:44, archived)
# You fist-rape Des Lyneham?!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Woo! \o/
The 'tash on that looks like trantulas legs glued on.
With PVA of course, what else?
Those eyes should be googley eyes.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:46, archived)
# I will just add this little peice of magenta cockery right here...
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:48, archived)
# Would.

(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:50, archived)
# is today real photo redex sunday?
i like cheese
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:40, archived)
# the middle one
appears to be the french flag...
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Needs more yellow stripe down the back
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Italy would
be outraged at the plagiarism.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:50, archived)
# I was going to say similar.
When we played war games we had the standard blue for Brits and Red for enemy and yellow for the ariadne brigade who were an Italian attachment to the Division.

True.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:29, archived)
# genius
that was
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:52, archived)
#

Again inspired by this.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:37, archived)
# You can't have him
He's mine.

Also woo! i see what you did there.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:38, archived)
# i'm feeling quite apocalyptic

CFB


sorry about that 10K I've optimized as much as i can, is it really a problem?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Yay!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:35, archived)
# That's rather cool :)
Worth the extra 10k
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Here you, dropped this "e"
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:44, archived)
# Why thank you, I have put it back where it belongs.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:44, archived)
# wow this is superb but....
9.6k?!?!?!1/!!!1!1??!1oneeleven etc how dare you!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Woo
Extra points for the flashy techno dance smoke plumes
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:40, archived)
# I really like this idea, but think it could be executed better
may I redo it?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:47, archived)
# please feel free
i think my ideas are often better than my ability
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Some Gradient Vectorage I'm working on ...
a nice sunset scene from my new g/fs appartment in Antwerp ... it's about 30% done but it's starting to get a vibe ...



EDIT : Optimized!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:27, archived)
# that's lovely
you have a girlfriend :)
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:28, archived)
# I am going to Baldmonkey's tomorrow, and he has just gazzed me the planned itinerary:
1. BACK TO MINE
2. WATCH ICHI THE KILLER WHILE:
a. DRINKING JASMINE WHITE TEA
b. PLAYING WITH MY SON'S BIRTHDAY PRESENTS
3. SHOOT SOME THINGS
4. EAT SOME TOAST
5. GO TO SEE IF THE MODEL VILLAGE IS OPEN
6. FIND THAT THE MODEL VILLAGE IS CLOSED
7. GO TO THE AQUARIUM AND DECIDE IT IS TOO PRICEY.
8. GO TO THE ARCADE AND DECIDE THE GAMES ARE ALL SHIT.
9. GO TO GUNWHARF.
a. SEE TOWER
b. DECIDE TOWER IS TOO EXPENSIVE
c. LOOK FOR A GEOCACHE THAT'S DOWN THERE SOMEWHERE
9. RUN OUT OF CONVERSATION
10. GO TO A PUB
11. EAT SOMETHING IN SILENCE
12. BOREDOM
13. AWKWARDNESS.
14. MURDER.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Sounds good!
I want his autograph.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:33, archived)
# you are going to Portsmouth
unbidden?
Go to the Victory. Best thing ever.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Agrees.
Not just because of what I wrote below.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:41, archived)
# I'm an old salt
and learned my trade from Britain's most learned shipwright ( he's my dad, he makes me say those things ). If I'm honest Portsmouth is one of my favourite places in the world, as long as I don't have to leave the docks.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:48, archived)
# ^This^
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:01, archived)
#
I A
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:37, archived)
# which one?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:44, archived)
# WHILE
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:53, archived)
# If it's Portsmouth
Spend the cash and go to the Historic Dockyards.
Then stand on the beach at Southsea and laugh at the Isle of Wight.

We got married on HMS Warrior and it was the best night of my life.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:40, archived)
# I'm guessing that was because you were getting married
and not because you were on the HMS Warrior.

I'm all for having a good day, but if I have to marry Balders I think I'll be content with getting pissed.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Nah, it's really good.
Honest.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:51, archived)
# thats almost the same one that we had when wee went to see him with wicca and badger
make sure he takes you to the natural history museum that has SCARY ANIMALS IN
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:43, archived)
# I want to go ^_^
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:50, archived)
# there are pics on my flickr
wild boar and other freaks
there are other pics too including the dinosaur
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Also
You can go to the anti-evolution/creation science museum (or whatever it's called) if you want a laugh.

I'll be back near Portsmouth myself on Friday. Planning on checking out any heavy metal places (whatever's going these days) and seeing if I run into some old friends.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:57, archived)
# it's lovely, but you might want to look into optimisation a bit
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Paint by numbers?
:D
how is the arting going sir?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Ah man ...
that art is going pretty slow now i have a new woman ... it's all commercial work for nice time to have off and go nice places ... she's here for 5 days later this week ... yay!

I did this because it reminded me of a lovely afternoon of laying on the sofa together watching planes fly across the sunset sky going to far off places.

// Starts singing // 'Moon River wider than a mile ...'
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Ah well, at least you have a new woman though?
Thats a good thing :)

T'is good.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Needs more roof
or your stuff will get wet.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:29, archived)
# quick!
www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation
i like this, receive one click when you resize :p
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:29, archived)
# *CLICK*
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:52, archived)
# i absolutely love this
top work
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:30, archived)
# It's lovely.
Woo
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:31, archived)
# why is the plane 1
and also there is a buildingy 1? And a buildingy 2, 3, 4 and 5?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:32, archived)
# for counting.
1 Plane.

1 Building, 2 Buildings, 3 Buildings, 4 Buildings, 5 Buildings.

It's a happy friendly educational tool.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Not ...
finished.

Will be 5 buliding and 5 planes when finished.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Tis lovely.
But you might want to make it a tad smaller.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:33, archived)
# ^ this
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:35, archived)
# That
is very nice. It also ticks the 'vector' boxes for a change. ( but still looks like it might be a raster, that's the problem with saving to jpeg ).
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:34, archived)
# oh how i wish i was cheap enough to just use a filter to do my current vector WIP
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:37, archived)
# I doubt anyone but me would
notice or comment.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:39, archived)
# *i'd* know though.
and besides, where's the fun in using a filter?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:44, archived)
# oooh
blissful
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:35, archived)
# That's bloody lovely.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Auschwitz [edit]

Inspired by this.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:14, archived)
# ugh...
I feel like I should get this, but... ris?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:16, archived)
# I EATED ALL MY DINNER
Be proud, I'm stuffed to buggery now.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:18, archived)
# woo
i just did too. four sausages and mash :D
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:19, archived)
# FOUR!
Who's a big boy? YOU ARE :D
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:19, archived)
# yeh
felt a bit hypocritical after watching hammond's "should i worry about sossies" with a bloke who routinely has 5 rashers of bacon, 4 sausages, fried bread, two fried eggs and chips for brekkie.
then realised i wasn't even hitting the sides of that
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:24, archived)
# you should never feel guilty about sausages.
They are nature's edible alternative to sex.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:25, archived)
# WELL DONE!
*cuddles*
what did you have?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Mixed leaf salad and a grilled chicken breast.
And four cherry tomatoes.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Cherry Tomatoes win.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:21, archived)
# ^this
Very much this.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:22, archived)
# ooh, healthy!
nice.

I am listening to Sparks' latest album, and it's really good, although the tracks drag on a bit. You would've thought that after twenty studio albums over 30 years, they'd know when to end a song :\
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:22, archived)
# I am listening to Black Light Burns
they're not bad.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:22, archived)
# ooh, I've not heard of them
but if you're listening to them they must be fantastic :D
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Wes Borland side project.
Surprisingly good.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:24, archived)
# my iPod has just provided me with Katrina and the Waves
WEEEEEEEEEEEEE-EEELLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Fucking ace.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:25, archived)
# indeed. just what i needed.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:27, archived)
# haha, awesome
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:26, archived)
# they got new album out?
ooo
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:23, archived)
# well, Hello Young Lovers.
Their NEW new album, which is untitled as of yet, will be being released on the 21st night of their 21 night residency at the Islington Academy, where they will play one album a night in chronological order, ending with their new one.

How epic is that?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:30, archived)
# *buggers*
so you are. sorry i doubted you.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:19, archived)
# RAR
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Even the veggies?

(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Yup.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Then you can have your pudding.
Congratulations.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:22, archived)
# I has none.
But that's ok because I couldn't eat a thing now.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:23, archived)
# No pudding?!
Actually, my reaction is "meh". I always preferred savoury food anyway. Ever since I were a tot apparently.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:26, archived)
# I think I could hack a raspberry or two.
But we haven't got any.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Or a wafer thin mint?

(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:34, archived)
# fat bugger.
now fast for 3 weeks and post your angst on the interwebs ;)
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:20, archived)
# You are the cream of all cunts.
I love you.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:21, archived)
# If I wasn't do tired
I'd shop a can of Cambell's Cream of Cunts.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:23, archived)
# aww
you made me all moist. I love you too Cap'n and have no true wish to read of you starving.
Fill up girl. I'll love you even when you get huge. ;)
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:27, archived)
# :D I've lost 4 lb since Wednesday.
Secretly I think my tummy wants me to marry you and have your vile little cockspawns.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:29, archived)
# And so phase one is complete.
now, world domination. After pizza.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Know any good tricks for induced vomiting?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:21, archived)
# down a pint of saltwater as fast as you can.
If that doesn't work, jump up and down having done so.


NB: BE IN FRONT OF THE LOO WHEN YOU DO THIS.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Bah, too much effort.
I'll stick with being a healthy weight.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:24, archived)
# that NB made me do a very loud lol
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:24, archived)
# I once did it in the kitchen- big mistake.
(I should point out I'm not bulimic, I just don't see the point of feeling sick and having no respite so I just get it over and done with).
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:25, archived)
# looking at Goatse
while listening to Alison Moyet and imagining her taking in you the rear with a strap-on.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:25, archived)
# I said vomit, not give me an uncontrollable erection.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:27, archived)
# "..Turn around..."
'I CAN'T YOU SILLY BITCH - YOU'RE FIFTEEN INCHES INSIDE MY ARSE!!!'
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:44, archived)
# a heavy night out
glass of milk the next morning, lie down, roll sharply to your left

sprint to the toilet
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:25, archived)
# courtney love
and two girls one cup.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Courtney Love
IN two girls one cup.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:28, archived)
# WOOHOO
get some chocolate down yer neck now...
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:20, archived)
# *has none*
:-(
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:20, archived)
# All of it!!
Fatty!!!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:20, archived)
# I've eaten approximately one day's food over the past almost four days.
So ner.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:21, archived)
# I've eaten four days food in one day!!
/fat bastard blog
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:24, archived)
# I did that yesterday.
/mezzes at a greek restaurant blog
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:25, archived)
# done that before
was possibly the day i cashed in my voucher for a double steak, double cheese footlong at subway.

i had three heart attacks just looking at it
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:29, archived)
# ah you have your appetite back?
so you're not pregnant then i take it?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:23, archived)
# No, but I had to as manwife's worried.
And I have no idea, payday tomorrow so I'll get a test then.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:24, archived)
# right oh, keep us posted!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:26, archived)
# I'm sure I'm not, but best to check.
Last time I was sure I wasn't I was.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Still, to the Doctor with you
the ability to feel hungry and eat is one of the most primordial instincts of a living organism

stoned-humans not with standing ;)
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Ah, no doubt it's just too much coffee again.
*may be drinking coffee right now*
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:26, archived)
# I'm having frosties and Crusha for my dinner.
yummy
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:24, archived)
# i wish i was stuffed
i'm hungry
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:25, archived)
# tightened your screws a bit tight there...
and what smashing wallpaper
whats alf doing on there though?
www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation is your friend
edit : is alf german then?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:17, archived)
# Ris-ing like a ris- er


(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:18, archived)
# Needs more erect jesus with children :)
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:22, archived)
# needs more jesus with erect children
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Haha :D
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Hello b3ta
I'm new, so apologies if it's bindun :)
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:49, archived)
# heh ^^
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:49, archived)
# Hahahah
Amazing
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:49, archived)
# No
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:11, archived)
# ris :(
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Dye
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:24, archived)
# No...
...I expect you to dye.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:24, archived)
# welcome to the fray.
Never leave. Ever. Ever. Ever. Ever. Ever. Ever. Ever. Ever. *CLING*
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:50, archived)
# has been done, quite famously on here I'm afraid
with tea towels and everything :)
but don't let that put you off
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Aww,
but at least he made it up in his head.
So its still rather great.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Famously?


(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:52, archived)
# aye, I've seen it reposted quite a few times
Here www.b3ta.com/board/8097570 for example
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:55, archived)
# You calling me a reposting whore?

;)
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:56, archived)
# Yes
no



yes




no
:D
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Yes, but as he's new, he wasn't to know.
Hence, I will still be wooing this image.
Woo!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:52, archived)
# which is why I said not to let it put him off
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:54, archived)
# Teatowels!
Knew it was missing something!
Oh well, I'll be sure to include some in my next pic :)
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:56, archived)
# bloody hell
here for a week and you've already got your own in-joke!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:59, archived)
# I remember in my day
we had to go kitten hunting for hours before we could find one to capture in a glass bell-jar, take home and photoshop.

Photoshop was steam-powered back then, and you'd have to manually feed the kitten in through a conical shaft at the top of a very tall ladder.

And Rob was an omniscient baby, with wires plugged into his head that led to the internet.

Ah, happy days.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:03, archived)
# i remember when this was all fields!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:05, archived)
# "a member for 1 year, 4 months and 0 days"
Noob lol!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:07, archived)
#
ha!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:08, archived)
# and nobody ever believes me when I say I forgot the details to my previous account.
:(
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:08, archived)
# Yeah yeah, whatever!
:P
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:10, archived)
# I'm going to reply with a gif I saved
from here as it's so brill.

I'm hosting it myself, and would like to point out IT IS NOT MINE. I didn't make it, I saw it on here and saved it because it made me almost wet myself laughing.

If someone would like to tell me who made it, I owe them at least two pints and I bloody mean that.

(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:08, archived)
# Reporting another failure:
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:16, archived)
# it wasn't me.
 

 
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Haha, that's brilliant
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:21, archived)
# Found them!

What seams?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Fantastica!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:51, archived)
# come in,
take off your frypan, pulls up a kitten, shop a chair.
you will never leave.
annd woo!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:51, archived)
# *pisses on bonfire*
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:52, archived)
# why does he expect him to dry now?...
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:53, archived)
# I really like your stuff
*friends, for what it's worth*
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:55, archived)
# ...o.k.,...i won't quit then...(ducks from rocks thrown)...
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:00, archived)
# He kindof reminds me of a monkey in this.
a SCIENTOLOGY monkey
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:01, archived)
# They just go ape for L Ron Hubbard!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:06, archived)
# If you say you're not a part of it
they'll just gorilla you about your past!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Sometimes they kill people who speak out against them
but they're just monkeying around!

And I'm spent.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:11, archived)
# HAHAHA
:D
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Oh, were you the one who did that?
Bleeding Nora, I liked you before I met you :D
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Very good!
Woo!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Hahaha
*Click*
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Welcome aboard.
Here's something to help you find your way around

(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:04, archived)
# or put the fear in you....
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:11, archived)
# Arrrgh1
My retina just detached itself to save me from looking at it.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:13, archived)
# This is ace
More of you please.

Woo.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:32, archived)
# haha!
schplendid
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Classy
That is genius!! Moar
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Haha...
Wonderful
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)
# now thats a real cracker


welcome aboard, sailor
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:00, archived)
# EPIC WIN!
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:39, archived)
# oh holy jesus wow
only the funniest thing I've seen for WEEKS! well done sir!
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 5:28, archived)
[challenge entry] hallo
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:48, archived)
# HALLOOOO HIIITLEEEEER!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:50, archived)
# Heil Honey,i'm Home
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:50, archived)
# Hai.
Nice waving nazi :)
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:50, archived)
# :)
thanks its my only one
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:51, archived)
# are you insinuating
that he took it up the brown swastika, so to speak?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:51, archived)
# haha
originally yes, but afterwards, hes waving!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:53, archived)
# oh, so he's not just a limpwrister?
someone who... invades the rhineland?

*nudge, wink, etc.*
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Oh hello there.
Aren't you lovely.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:51, archived)
# OH HAI POPULAR HITLER
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:53, archived)
# go fuhrer!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:29, archived)
[challenge entry] ...(clearly!)...
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:40, archived)
# SEXY TIME!
Fucking fucking fucking video wank.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:42, archived)
# COMPETITION OVER
I love this to bits. If I could wallpaper my bedroom with this, tiled, I would.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:42, archived)
# liar. you're just saying that.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:48, archived)
# HOW DARE YOU!
I happen to have typed it as well. YOU WANT EVIDENCE? I'LL GIVE YOU EVIDENCE: www.b3ta.com/board/8097506

(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:51, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:42, archived)
[challenge entry] hmm
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:42, archived)
# YIKES!...
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:44, archived)
# that's spectacular!
to continue with wallpapering my house with your work, this would go in the kitchenette.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:47, archived)
# Woo
that is fantastic
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:47, archived)
# Now this is fucking ace.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Oh my.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:45, archived)
# *sexes*
hows you missy?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:46, archived)
# MY WORD
Toasty will be pleased. Not as much as I am, however. *leaps*

I am good, and am now having dinner forced onto me by a worried manwife. I shall be having chicken and salad, although I don't know how much of it I shall have.

Actually I'm going to weigh myself. I last did so on Wednesday, my last day of being hungry, so we shall see.


Sorry all for these constant updates but I am intrigued as I usually eat EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD.



How are you?

Edit: 4lbs lost, since Weds.

I do actually want to know how you are, I'm being incredibly selfish tonight.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:49, archived)
# i am feeling all tender after drinnking much vodka and absinthe last night
then playing on singstar til 4 in the morning.

we only got home at 6 tonight - but i did us roast chicken and stuffs. neither myself nor mrscrazyjude could finish as we are too tender.

and i have run out of weed for over a week now.

i hope you get hungry soon!!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:52, archived)
# NO!
*provides with weed* actually, I've only got a bit left as well. Bloody hell, someone create a working replicator.

You poor kitten. I hate hangovers.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:55, archived)
# i was brokken this morning
then i had to drive and was only saved by parsnip crisps, coca cola and a fry up with black pudding.
i hope to have weed by the end of the week, i'm normally so organised, i haven't been without any for about 9 months!! although a replicator sounds cool lol
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:00, archived)
# At the moment I'm a stressed bunny at work.
So it's imperative I keep supply.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:02, archived)
# why is it that singstar games have to, by law, continue until 4 in the morning?!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:57, archived)
# i don't know - but singing bad 80's cock rock always just seems like such a good idea when you can't stand up!!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:01, archived)
[challenge entry] SMASHING!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:48, archived)
# YES.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:52, archived)
# that is ace
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:54, archived)
# Perfectly!
Woo
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:01, archived)
# isn't this a...
pearoast?
still great, but... ;)
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 0:44, archived)
# I find
that look strangely attractive.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Hmm...
It's the eyes that make it, I think.
(, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 2:06, archived)
# Bastard cherries
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:33, archived)
# ooh, that's a nice broken link.
HEY, WHERE'D MY BROKEN LINK GO? :(

nice :)
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:33, archived)
# ^this :(
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:33, archived)
# I think cr3ation is fucked again.
Why do people use it?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:34, archived)
# so as not to offend the mighty cr3.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:35, archived)
# I blame the meds
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Because its got a 3 in it.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:35, archived)
# because its free and capable of withstanding the demands of B3ta on most days and also because its fucking awesome
you kids really have no fucking respect do you?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:39, archived)
# *applauds politely*
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:40, archived)
# why thank you
sometimes it just bubbles up and escapes
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:41, archived)
# That's why I don't have baths after fizzy drinks.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:42, archived)
# *parp*
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:44, archived)
# ^that
bah! kiddies
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:42, archived)
# they really are fucking obnoxious shits who don't know how easy they've got it some times.
no offence like :D
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Plenty of adults are obnoxious shits, too.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Even you were once a kid!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:45, archived)
# yes
but even then I knew to pay artists for their hard work and generally appreciate the work of others as I would wish others to do so of mine.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:46, archived)
# I'm pretty confident that your or any other generation would have done just the same given the chance.
Not that I agree with it. I prefer to buy CDs.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:49, archived)
# Fair enough.
I'd agree. But its abit hypocritical considering i download music alot.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:49, archived)
# do you like the artists you download?
if so, why the fuck are you stealing their hard work?!


Honestly, think about it, it really doesn't make sense, you're biting the hand that feeds you.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:59, archived)
# I know.
But they seem rich enough to be honest.

Also the nearest shop is 2 bus journeys away, and they never have the music i want anyway.

I could should buy it online..money is an issue too.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Tescos are pretty rich, but I wouldn't steal from them because of that.
I steal from them purely for the buzz.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:05, archived)
# Haha.
But you can't watch everything from tesco on youtube.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:06, archived)
# It'd be very boring if you could.
I do see where you're coming from. Some bands it'll make very little difference to them whether you buy or not.
But I make a point of buying CDs from the smaller bands I like, especially at gigs where they can get most of the money directly without it being creamed off by middle men.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:09, archived)
# \o/
of course, it's arguable how much the music industry pay artists for their hard work and how much they cream off for themselves.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:50, archived)
# We were out mugging grannies at your age, son
none of this internet lark
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:47, archived)
# I know.
I never got into that.
the kids bullied me for it. :(
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Is it better than b3tards?
I've never used it.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:43, archived)
# yes, auto resizes, allows you to delete files, image browser, every fucking thing
but some people can't help but still slag it off.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:45, archived)
# I used to use it,
but I find it easier to keep track of my stuff on b3tards.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:45, archived)
# the delete function doesn't work though
which makes me feel bad for cluttering up their hd space with unnecessary old shite

:(
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:48, archived)
# Yeah, it's a shame.
But if they want to clear up space, they know what to do.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:50, archived)
# I think i'll start using that.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:46, archived)
# ^This
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:33, archived)
# Oh I see it now!!
Hahah scary as hell!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Oi, why aren't you on msn?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:47, archived)
# Bastard b3ta host
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:34, archived)
# I stick to b3tards.
It also lets me find everything again! :)
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:35, archived)
# try clicking that
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:35, archived)
# done,
fixed now
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:36, archived)
# link works
press f5 but the pictures not working:(
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:34, archived)
# fixed
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:35, archived)
# linx wasnt broken
but woo for cherry teeths! *BITES BACK*
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:37, archived)
# have this instead
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:35, archived)
# wahey!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Evil fiends
Nerve gas the lot of them
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Yay1
thats ace :D
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:36, archived)
# Yay for things with faces and teefs :D
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:36, archived)
# he must be popular with the ladies
:D
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:37, archived)
# she
lady love with added nibbling
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:38, archived)
# even better
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:39, archived)
# which finger do the batteries go in?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:44, archived)
# the thumb
(obviously!)
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
rrrriliiant!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:50, archived)
# Oh christ, I don't know which is creepier...
I'll wait and see what my dreams decide. Yeuch
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:38, archived)
# your dreams will almost certainy decide
to make you wet yourself, so decide now, to avoid the rash.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Good god
TO THE MANGLE! IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO BE SURE
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:40, archived)
# crunchy crack

I was reading an in depth description of a woman having her arm chewed off by a rotweiler earlier (in the News of the World in a coffee shop). bones breaking , crunching, and blood spurting are very much the things of today. Especially when you add to it that Arsenal player who's foot almost came off :D
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:43, archived)
# why was she abusing the poor animal with
her inferior meat.
Some days I fucking hate humans for their canine abuse.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:46, archived)
# Dogs like these are as potentially dangerous as some of the big cats
in concerns me they are kept as pets by people who should be denied the right to even reproduce
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:00, archived)
# That makes me sad.
I have had 2 rotweillers, 2 dobermans and 2 German shephards. My Aunt still has a rotweiller. These are fantastic, loving animals as opposed to the animals you are thinking of who abuse their pets by poor handling.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:19, archived)
# ...the Cadillac, it puttered back into the graveyard. Me, I got out again...
Gemaakt door Paul Brederveld
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:32, archived)
# HES GOT ANTS.
IN HIS PANSE.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:32, archived)
# Or he's got pants all over his ants.
Or he's just seen Jam Master Geordie climbing out the shower, uncontrollable erection in hand, stomachs wobbling as if in slow motion.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:35, archived)
# D:
That wouldn't be very good.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Marquee Moon
named for the singer of The Fall, Marquee Smith.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:36, archived)
# i have my hair like that sometimes :D
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:36, archived)
# Leontopithecus jubatus

The Cheetah Tamarin, swiftest of all Tanzania's non-native small fluffy things

Leontopithecus_suricatta The Meerkat Tamarin
Leontopithecus_leo The Lion Tamarin

(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:31, archived)
# That's lovely.
Woo
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:33, archived)
# mmm
dinner time
Photobucket
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:33, archived)
# bugger. That's small
have a tamarin pig
Photobucket
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Most fluffy of the Sus
*tickles chin*
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:39, archived)
# fastest of all the Tamarins!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:38, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:23, archived)
# Surfs up!
oh wait. he's snowboarding.

Woo! and click!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:24, archived)
# Ecky- ecky- ecky- ecky- pikang- zoop- boing- goodem- zoo- owli- zhiv
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:26, archived)
# *goes to find you some shrubary*
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:26, archived)
# tallest tree in forest + herring = chopdownlulz
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:27, archived)
# A herring?!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:28, archived)
# another shurbbery!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:30, archived)
# D:
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:31, archived)
# [Ithink you'll find it's
ecky-ecky-ecky-ftang-zoom-boingo

;?) ]
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:28, archived)
#
f p

also Z'nourrwringmm at the end

(manley was closer)
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:29, archived)
# I think YOU'LL find it's
"The Knights who 'til recently said 'Ni'"
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:30, archived)
# Well yes, I agree.
I responded in this fashion to Brian f'tang for the very reason that his name was included, but out of idleness I copied and pasted from the script, so . . .
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:39, archived)
# haha! Wunnerfule.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:28, archived)
# ;D
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:30, archived)
# haha
:)
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:31, archived)
# this site needs more reflected gay pron
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:40, archived)
# Just like the surf tee-shirt I bought this afternoon in Camden
weirdly enough

Woo!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:33, archived)
# All-new Necrophone!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:20, archived)
# Hahaha.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:21, archived)
# I tried one of these
but it was just Beadle on the other end, having a laugh
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:21, archived)
# Buys twelvety
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:22, archived)
# I WANT YOU TO HAVE MY BABIES WITH YOU
I WANT TO PUSH A WOMB UP YOUR BOT BOT AND SPRAY MY MANFLUID ALL UP YOUR ANUS AND THEN WAIT AND WAIT AND THEN WHEN THEY'RE RIPE I'LL TAKE YOUR LITTLE BUMBABIES AND CARE FOR THEM AND MAYBE EAT ONE I DUNNO WE SHALL SEE

*clicks*
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:22, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
fucking hell :D
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:23, archived)
# *actual lulz*
& haha, letting other b3tards on your profile. I wrote in ClanNoobs, but only abit :(
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:23, archived)
# I need to stop socialising with them so often
I'm going to be staying with Captain and Mrs Hood-Butter soon, and I'm seeing Kersal, Moo and 90nz0 on tuesday, and probably Furry Dinosaur and Sexface later in the week since I've invited them down to stay.

Hear that? That's the sound of JMG wetting himself at the thought of people taking the internet too seriously.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:29, archived)
# I want to socialise more.
But you're all too far away :(
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:30, archived)
# :(
if you come down to London some time, I'd happily take you for a day out around my favourite places. Gaz me if this is a likelihood, as I'm always free, lol profeshonul mewsishun lol
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:32, archived)
# mewsishun?
Ooooh! lolz. And i shall!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Indeedy do!
I have an album for sale and everything.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Yes! i'm going to buy it.
When they pay me.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:38, archived)
# top
grooming.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:42, archived)
# I'm surprised noone has made a certificate of this yet.
Maybe people are worried it'd be overworked.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:43, archived)
# You have a thumb
hitch
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:33, archived)
# aye.
if he promises to tickle his bollocks with it there may be a free train ticket.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:44, archived)
# Hahahaha
perfection.

Edit: in fact, *click*
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:25, archived)
# ^this^
FP this now!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:29, archived)
# ^THIS.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:31, archived)
# ^^^^^^ til the key breaks
and you have to get a doctor to sew it back on.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:34, archived)
# THISTHISTHIS
With cherries and biscuitty bits and chocolates and jelly beans and jelly babies and rolos and hazlenuts and brownie bits and chocolate sauce and whipped cream and sprinkles and fucking MONEY on top.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:35, archived)
# im quite scared now
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:29, archived)
# [look, will you please stick to
being DrDyslexia at the appropriate time?

Thank you.]
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:30, archived)
# There's an appropriate time?
Well fuck me sideways.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:33, archived)
# *fucks sideways*
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:35, archived)
# nicely nicely
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:22, archived)
# Hahah!!!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:22, archived)
# Ha, ha, ha
Fab.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:23, archived)
# Hahah
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:23, archived)
# I just added a new journal entry on dA
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:24, archived)
# doesn't that make you ever so slightly rubbi--
Oh no, wait, you're still young.

Carry on!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:26, archived)
# You whaaaaa?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:29, archived)
# using dA after eighteen is a bit wrong imo.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:39, archived)
# Lawlz. Reminds me of this
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:25, archived)
# I don't quite get it?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:27, archived)
# Dead people don't talk.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:28, archived)
# Perhaps you should lower your standards?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:28, archived)
# On the other side of the box it says "Batteries Not Included"
And like us, Edd doesnt know this
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:32, archived)
# Hahaha
I'll take you to a morgue sometime matey ;)
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:35, archived)
# I can get it at the morgue?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:42, archived)
# Derek Acorah's got two
FACT

(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:32, archived)
# RING RING RING RING RING RING RING
NECROPHONE!

MACABRE, SINISTER, FRIGHTENINGLY-ODDULAR.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Awesome...truly awesome
I think this would be a marketable concept!!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:47, archived)
# I'm bored again
so you may have this.



www.b3tards.com/u/5d4c552eb78a7f1b7de2/boredagain.jpg
clicking this link will make it BIGGAR

(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:19, archived)
# WOW, hello, hi, yeah, wow.
That's rather woo, that is. How did you do the middle noisy bit?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:19, archived)
# a bit of this


(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:25, archived)
# I think I see my dad
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:29, archived)
# woo!
I'z back. hello b3ta.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:20, archived)
# Hello young padawan.
Is everything a-ok?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:23, archived)
# W00T!
*clink*
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Tacheorama

(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:39, archived)
# Calls to me cost £3.50 A Minute
Calls to you cost £5.50 A Minute
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:41, archived)
# *reverses charges*
*bankrupts*
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:42, archived)
# *asplodes*
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:43, archived)
# woah
thats alotta fangina
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:41, archived)
# and how
I am awake for five minutes, I can't keep it up though, I feel like death warned up :(
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:09, archived)
# have a nice relaxing fart
and pass out from the fumes :)
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:10, archived)
# will do ^_^
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:12, archived)
# or rather
no I won't. I forgot that the moment I set foot in B3ta, I will be trapped for at least an hour.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:20, archived)
# I've just been asked to design a logo
for a Polish website


did you know that "z" is an actual word in Polish? No idea what it means though. I like learnedningnessing
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:42, archived)
# Garfield sleeping must be quite confusing to them.
Unless z means 'sleepy noise'.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:44, archived)
# or "meow"
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:44, archived)
# or "I have shat in your slippers"
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:46, archived)
# or "I am not remotely funny, and never have been,
and nor is my movie, hahaha, I ate your lasagne"
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:49, archived)
# it was funny
but only to 12 year olds in 1987
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:50, archived)
# shame it wasn't made for 13 years after that then
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:52, archived)
# the marketing men were off their faces on coke and didn't realise the need for such planning
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:55, archived)
# I don't know if you've noticed
bur any garfield strip becomes 500% funnier if you take away garfield's speech bubbles. It's a simple matter of overkill.

Try it. Next time you see a Garfield comic, ignore Garfield's speech bubbles. It'll make you smile, promise.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:11, archived)
# I've seen the websites
and the ones that say he died
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:12, archived)
# well get you, smartypants.
:P
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:14, archived)
# sorry if that sounded off
I'm drunk and in the middle of a lot of work :)
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:18, archived)
# haha, s'ok.
This is B3ta, after all!

You cunt!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:21, archived)
# *punches in the kidneys*
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:22, archived)
# *steals your kidneys*
*donates to medical research*
*ia very proud of myself, thank you very much*
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:23, archived)
# Mr Sheen?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:44, archived)
# Charlie?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:14, archived)
# Daddy?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:15, archived)
# Chips?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:15, archived)
# Dips
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:16, archived)
# WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL MY MOTHER
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:17, archived)
# Harold Hardrada
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:20, archived)
# :O
:O:O:O:O


I'll get you for this.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:24, archived)
# It means 'a' in opposite land.
Which Poland therefore must be.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:44, archived)
# according to poltran.com
"With (from)"
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:45, archived)
# ace!
I am full of knowledgels.

Shame I'm off my face on cheap wine and unable to rememb..... er, what?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:47, archived)
# *sleeps*
with with with with with with.....
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:47, archived)
# sleeps with who?
your manwife will be most annoyed


unless he's filming it of course and it's with another girl, which is fine of course.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:48, archived)
# Not fine says he.
Slightly unfair says I.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:50, archived)
# he's mental
girl on girl action is not only fine, but compulsory round these parts.

I serve canapes
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:50, archived)
# *grumbles*
Edit: 3 years. Actually, it's either three years today, or a few days out either side.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:52, archived)
# since you were last at it with a girl?
I was last night so ner-ner-na-ner-ner :P
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:56, archived)
# Yeah well bollocks to you.
X-P

Edit: no, there was a brief moment where my ex girlfriend tried to kiss me about (edit: two years, actually, bloody hell, is that the time?) as manwife was asleep right infuckingfront of us, but I told her off.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:56, archived)
# :D
*edit - manwife is silly, manwife has cock, wifewife does not. Nothing wrong with two girls kissing and fumbling as long as they always come back to man, and bring pictures, and maybe the other lady sometimes.

(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:56, archived)
# Ah, he's not that kind of chap.
But what I give up in woman I get back in love, so is all good. Doesn't mean I don't miss them any less though.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:04, archived)
# and
you can secretly enjoy his massive porn collection ;)
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:07, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
MY massive porn collection. (Toast, you should really know better, this is me)

Although the internet's completely taken over on that count: youporn and redtube are my bestest of friends.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:08, archived)
# when you do start up your skinflicks company
feel free to get me to do the logo :D
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:09, archived)
# Oh definitely.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:12, archived)
# unconditional love,
the true, honest, "you make my heart fucking burst with pain" love, is better than any amount of sex whatever the gender. My wife is my best friend and my goddess and if we never had sex again ( I think it's her fucking plan ;) ) then it would not change how much I love her.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:16, archived)
# Aww that's sweet
That someone's unwavering cold steelfist like love could completely crush your erotic spirit.

On second thoughts I shouldn't have put steelfist.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:16, archived)
# Anal Steelfist 4
coming soon from Captain Wow's hardcore emporium
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:19, archived)
# It seems like a reasonable demand to me, if that's how he feels.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:19, archived)
# my rice pudding has never seemed so seductive
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:08, archived)
# rice pudding?!
I am totally lost.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:09, archived)
# creamy but ever so slightly lumpy
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:11, archived)
# There is nothing about this
which is in any way not wrong.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:12, archived)
# there is nothing about rice pudding
which is in any way not wrong

it is the devil's goatse discharge
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:24, archived)
# *slightly*? *INCREDIBLY* more like.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:01, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:04, archived)
# Strangely
that kind of works
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:49, archived)
# (from) (from) (from) (from) (from) (from) (from)
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:15, archived)
# COR!
that's epic woo right there
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:42, archived)
# hahahahaha!
yarse!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:42, archived)
# IS THAT SMUG BASTARD'S BACKGROUND AT THE TOP!?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:43, archived)
# Hahahaha!
It is!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:43, archived)
# I'd know it ANYWHERE
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:44, archived)
# Heh...I wondered if anyone would see that!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:44, archived)
# It'd have to be me.
I have an eye for these things ;)
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:45, archived)
# Hahahahah
I've only just read "Lucan for a good time" :D
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:51, archived)
# hahaha!
you're giving us the extra value hummus there!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:52, archived)
# [Notice: Competition Closed.]
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:01, archived)
# Hahaha
where to begin
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:19, archived)
# Goodnight all - hope your week's a good un
Have a calming beach scene that I've been mucking about with :D

"
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:32, archived)
#
mucking pressing a few stock filter parameters on.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:34, archived)
# some of that, but also tracing/shading and trying to create reflections
maybe not so clear in the final version.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:36, archived)
# we are not
worth 1000, the clue is in the address.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:41, archived)
#
I didn't realise we'd changed to pedanticmoanybitch.com
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:19, archived)
# that's because you
are a lurker and don't have a fucking clue what goes on here.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:23, archived)
# Yay filters!
i'm about to buy my camera! eos350d for £320 :D
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:40, archived)
# aww. I wish you wouldn't
but it's up to you and it's a fine camera.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:41, archived)
# as i've mentioned before i've got about £300 worth of lenses that cn be adapted
unless you know of a nikon to canon adapter?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:42, archived)
#
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:44, archived)
# these are AF lesnses (i think)
or FD i forget
edit : i think this is the camera (its packed away somewhere)
great big smelly ebay link
edit 3 : i'll go check brb!
edit 4 : yea thats the fella AE-1
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:45, archived)
# well that would be the worst thing that would happen
with a mount, you lost the auto focus ( but for semi-pro work you'd not want it anyway. )
There are lens adapters, you just have to look
cgi.ebay.co.uk/Nikon-AFS-AF-Lens-to-Canon-FD-Camera-mount-Adapter-AE-1_W0QQitemZ300200514135QQcmdZViewItem
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:51, archived)
# aha
now i'm all confused again :(
what should i buy for about £300 + postage?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:59, archived)
# oh noes!
no ones got any ideas :(
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:11, archived)
# Sorry. I'm all over.
yeah. If you can't bring yourself to throw away your lenses and get a Sony then get the best Nikon you can afford and get an AF ring adapter.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:17, archived)
# link please?
www.camerapricebuster.com/
i don't knwo what im looking for :)
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:29, archived)
# buy this within
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:38, archived)
# i missed it
doh
plus i don't buy second hand electricals (its one of my unwritten rules)
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:07, archived)
# best way to get
the best for your cash.
I have an old Sony that cost me the best part of £1000 and I'd be loathe to part with it because it is still superb. Would you really turn your nose up if you could buy it for £200? ( that Nikon fella told me he'd offer me more if I was selling. )

(fuck, I miss that lad )
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:25, archived)
# depends
If you have decent nikon lenses already, get the most expensive nikon D body you can. Lens adapters generally suck and you lose functionality as well as them changing the focal length of the lens. I've used nikon for 15+ years and think they are excellent cameras/lenses
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:22, archived)
# he has Canon lenses
that he wants to use.

I'd just ebay them.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:24, archived)
# yep
Go with nikon.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:26, archived)
# loads
and loads of tentacle porn
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:21, archived)
# yes because you can take photos with that...
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:30, archived)
# I like it :)
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:40, archived)
# :D
Thanks
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:42, archived)
# it could also be a vomiting troll
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:51, archived)
# ha ha ha now i see nothing but this /\
woo!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:07, archived)

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