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# I need a stiff drink...
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:49, archived)
# me, too
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:51, archived)
# Free beautiful woman in every cup of tea*
*Women may be slightly water damaged
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:54, archived)
# *tries to think of a way a woman can be water damaged*
nope, I just can't see it
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:56, archived)
# I reckon scalding tea isn't healthy. or something.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:58, archived)
# ^this
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 2:00, archived)
# tea isn't water though
unless you buy it from a roadside 'cafe'
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 2:00, archived)
# drowned?
or does that not count?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:58, archived)
# That's a bit more than slight...
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 2:00, archived)
# still broadly functional
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 2:04, archived)
# Yes, but only for a short time. You'll only have to go and get another one...
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 2:06, archived)
# that's okay
I like tea
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 2:11, archived)
# ah, I think I've cracked it
wrinkled fingers/toes from being in the water too long
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 2:01, archived)
# Will she have a wrinkled clacker as well?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 2:06, archived)
# me too


night all
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 2:00, archived)
# SPIT THAT TEA OUT!
little bastard
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 2:02, archived)
# lol tubgirlspider
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 2:03, archived)
# heheheheeee
*gleees*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 2:04, archived)
# awes
loves
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 2:04, archived)
# Can't get enough !
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 2:05, archived)
# Spiders.
Shitting in tea 'cause it's shit.


Sorry, rude. He's class :-D
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 2:07, archived)
# woooo
thats magic, lovely stuff
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 8:59, archived)
# deep blue shit film.
would have been improved if tea had written and directed it.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 6:31, archived)
# slow death
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:44, archived)
# ha ha ha
its all the rage in - whers that place again?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:46, archived)
# bridgend ?
a close up

(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:56, archived)
# i looked like that when i was a child
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:57, archived)
# Yes and YES in that order.
Unless you play edit games again, of course.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 2:06, archived)
# Turtle wax . . .
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:46, archived)
# I remember that Blue Peter
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:48, archived)
# mister turtle will send him to hell.
slo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-owly.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 6:13, archived)
# a mixture of a comfy chair and location, location, location
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:28, archived)
# *buys*
2. ...
3 .. Prophet!
4. Embassy
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:29, archived)
# I WANT ONE
I WANT ONE
I WANT ONE
IWANT*squished by falling debris*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:32, archived)
# HULLQUAKE 3000
WILL NEVER GET ME

didn't feel a thing here in Kent

'touches wood'
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:34, archived)
# *touches also*
It's slightly moist...?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:35, archived)
# some people, I tells ya
www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=9132947895

didn't take long

scaremongering post says another is due any minute
HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS, SCAREMONGER?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:41, archived)
# What the fuck is this Facebook garbage? Huff!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:42, archived)
# 'posh' myspace
it'll all fizz out by the end of the year, probably
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:43, archived)
# Aw good :)
I'll stick to MSN :)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:43, archived)
# the BBC catches up:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/7266136.stm

edit:
apparently Loughborough?
www.inloughborough.com/news/2008/02/10547_earthquake.php

Magnitude 4.7
Date-Time
Wednesday, February 27, 2008 at 00:56:45 UTC
Wednesday, February 27, 2008 at 12:56:45 AM at epicenter
Location
53.321°N, 0.314°W
Depth
10 km (6.2 miles) set by location program
Region
ENGLAND, UNITED KINGDOM
Distances
50 km (30 miles) S of Kingston upon Hull, England, UK
70 km (45 miles) NE of Nottingham, England, UK
80 km (50 miles) E of Sheffield, England, UK
205 km (125 miles) N of LONDON, United Kingdom
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:35, archived)
# as usual, b3ta is the place for up to the min reports
as they poured in from across the uk in /talk
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:37, archived)
# ^^ this ^^
First port of call in any shit storm.

(Hello, B3ta.)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:58, archived)
# updated every minute
with news stories that took 40 minues to write
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:37, archived)
# where's the stoner/drunk quote?
"Whoa man! that was cool! it was like god stamped his foot or something"
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:38, archived)
# haha
loughborough is faster at updating than the BBC
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:39, archived)
# wow
that reporting speed is awesome
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:44, archived)
# *Peers down the board*
Ah fuck it. It all gets explained too quickly. Bed now.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:46, archived)
# lookit the report map
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:57, archived)
# Please may I have one!?
I'll be the pride of Leeds!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:34, archived)
# FP NOW!!!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:39, archived)
# oi
that's my msn name...now i look unoriginal...*sues*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:42, archived)
# Is this who you're a double of then?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:44, archived)
# *marys*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:48, archived)
# hehehe!
Right.. bored of earthquakes now. Off to bed. night all!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:44, archived)
# meanwhile, in Leeds...

Jon seems completely nonplussed
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:48, archived)
# haha
now I'm waiting for a jpg of juddery-head-woman.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:49, archived)
# AAHAHAHA GOSH!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:49, archived)
# john buys a new vibrating buttplug?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:50, archived)
# Haha
It's funny because it's finer than a normal paper's strip.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:53, archived)
# It was actually Brian, pretending to be the Blessed Mary


(that was my first ever animation, and it is still shit)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:51, archived)
# Merchandising
..now don't say us brits don't know how to market an event!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 2:24, archived)
# EAT YOUR DOAP IT IS GOOD FOR YOU
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:27, archived)
# poor guy
quick witted as always
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:27, archived)
# why thankyou
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:35, archived)
# IF THERE'S AN EARTHQUAKE HE'LL BE FUCKAN PISSED.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:27, archived)
# EARTHQUAKE TEST!
*shakes the table*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:27, archived)
# hahaha
this won't be funny tomorrow
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:28, archived)
# heh
it's only just getting by now...
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:30, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:29, archived)
# *looks at the date on the pic*
ahh, just moments before...
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:29, archived)
# hahah xD
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:32, archived)
#
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:32, archived)
# FP this now!
So that the early risers won't have a fucking clue why it's on the FP.

Which also means that they will be ris-ers as well as risers.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:33, archived)
# THAT'S A HORRID THING TO SAY. WE'RE THE ONLY PEOPLE LEFT ALIVE AFTER THIS.
We'll have to... DO IT to repopulate D:
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:37, archived)
# we could all agree to stop posting...
..they will think we are dead and come round to our houses with smelling salts and tea.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:44, archived)
# THIS!
DO THIS NOW!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:38, archived)
# Still standing
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:37, archived)
# much improved
I miss ImageReady :(
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:41, archived)
# Glad you didn't mind . . .
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:42, archived)
# not at all, dear chap
this is b3ta, after all ;)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:48, archived)
# Hahahaha
that's inspired, and it gets a *click* :)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:42, archived)
# *throws shoe*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 5:24, archived)
# OK SERIOUSLY WHATS ALL THIS EARTHQUAKE SHIT ABOUT?
I'VE BEEN BEATING MRPINEAPPLE AT SHOOTIN' GAMES.

(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:25, archived)
# BANANA!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:26, archived)
# IT'S HIS MOUTH HE IS SCARED HE IS D:
LOOK OUT SKUG, HERE COME BANANA
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:26, archived)
# ARGH NOES!
oh wait i like banana's
ARGH NO! DON'T PUT IT IN THERE!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:27, archived)
# Ughhhh squishy.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:28, archived)
# Real news!
earthquake.usgs.gov/eqcenter/recenteqsww/Quakes/us2008nyae.php

4.7... rubbish! Epicentre near Hull hahahaha
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:26, archived)
# I was playing CSS, and I'm south of London anyway.
I WANT FUCKING EARTHWOBBLES.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:27, archived)
# right under lincoln!
nice one
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:27, archived)
# Hahaha, hull epicentre.
What a laugh indeed.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:29, archived)
# That's the spirit
Closer to Scunthorpe Lincoln on closer inspection
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:32, archived)
# Cleethorpes.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:41, archived)
# you can check it on google earth.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:33, archived)
# Now THAT is what the web should be about!
A google earth link within minutes of an earthquake!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:35, archived)
# I survived in London

Mmm badges...
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:24, archived)
# *missed the earthquake 2008*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:25, archived)
# *hugs*
i felt it for both of us
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:31, archived)
# aww
i could say something rude here... but aww! ta :D
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:34, archived)
# NO. This looks GOOD.
MS Paint is where it's at
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:25, archived)
# *steals*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:26, archived)
# oh no!
badge wars!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:26, archived)
# Psst
how do you actually put them on your profile...

I am n00b.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:26, archived)
# <img src= http://www.littlepixel.info/b3ta/quake.png>
Go into update first. Then cut and paste that^. Then update again.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:28, archived)
# Ofankoo
Yay
My first badge.

And it's a goodun.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:29, archived)
# *bums*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:30, archived)
# o_O
bums?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:31, archived)
# Hoho, this'un's fresh, pa!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:32, archived)
# *enters room with vasaline,
and a determined look in my eye*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:33, archived)
# *hides
but can't help feeling a little curious*

I am ashally going to bed now...
Night night =]
x
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:36, archived)
# GOODBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYE!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:38, archived)
# Actually, your profile badge is broken.
try
<img src="http://www.littlepixel.info/b3ta/quake.png">
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:38, archived)
# Whoopsy me.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:42, archived)
# fucksake!
I didn't feel a thing! If I was sitting in a double-sprung, triple-padded luxury chair, I might not be so disappointed. But I'm not. So I'll put this badge in my profile to mark the occasion when EVERYONE ELSE felt the earthquake :[
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:31, archived)
# i didn't feel it either!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:32, archived)
# WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN, YOUNG LADY?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:34, archived)
# IN A DITCH WITH MY KNICKERS ROUND MY ANKLES!
GAH I DON'T KNOW!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:36, archived)
# NO SRSLY, WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE?
I GOT LONELY. I HAD TO RAPE IVESB FOR MY LOVING.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:38, archived)
# need a break from the net.
my head has been a bit messed up as of late.
and applying for jobs and such.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:39, archived)
# Owwwww.
*sits on lap*

*smiles*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:44, archived)
# Yay!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:37, archived)
# to be honest i've not felt my earth move for a while now.
god that was bad.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:38, archived)
# I noticed your absence and feared vaguely for your safety
mind you I was also worried about my friend's cat, which had an angry cancerous-looking growth, which turned out to be a sore nipple.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:44, archived)
# awww. why did you fear for my safety? albeit it vaguely!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:45, archived)
# Well if you will keep mentioning suicide and being down on yourself
It might alarm the easily worried.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:51, archived)
# i don't keep mentioning suicide do i?
see i don't even remember half the silly things i say.
just had a bit of a black spot, downsides of being a miserable fucker.
and to be honest i didn't think anyone really took much notice of what i spew out.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:53, archived)
# here's mine
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:40, archived)
# LOL
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 2:13, archived)
# I made this for you all to have in your profiles:


Did everyone here survive? We at /talk are concerned.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:24, archived)
# i died
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:24, archived)
# Hooray!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 4:01, archived)
# I was hovering at the time so I didn't feel it
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:25, archived)
# can you do my carpets when you've finished?
;)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:26, archived)
# AAHAHA!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:29, archived)
# I will put this on my profile's Quilt of Destiny.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:26, archived)
# I lost my pencil
Fell of the desk; under the computer...I'm severely hurt by this incident
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 2:25, archived)
# Last one of these, I only got 3 good pictures.


So it was an earthquake then?! I thought it might be a hurricane or something. There was a big gust of wind then everything started wobbling
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:14, archived)
# 4.8 on the scale
TIME MACHINE TIME = news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/2275158.stm
UNLEASH THE PIES!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:15, archived)
# Pfffft
Had me going for a moment there
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:16, archived)
# i didn't notice the date and my geography sucks :)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:17, archived)
# haha 6 years ago
about time we had another
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:16, archived)
# FAIL
thats from 2002.

I remember that though...made my CD skip
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:17, archived)
# i am not FAIL
*stomps on FAIL*
this is not 4chan! *burns flag*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:20, archived)
# I remember it waking me up
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:21, archived)
# I remember that one too.
I am so brave.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:19, archived)
# you should make a badger
:D
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:21, archived)
# Some one beat me too it ;-)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:22, archived)
# BREAKING NEWS!!!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:21, archived)
# yay its 2007 again :D
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:22, archived)
# that's also old hat
sorry to say
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:23, archived)
# Its so last ten minutes.
;-D
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:24, archived)
# You know you SHOOK me . . .
all . . . gone . . .
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:16, archived)
# OH NOES!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:18, archived)
# EATHQUAKE!!!!!
HEAD TO A DOORFRAME!
WATCH OUT FOR AFTERSHOCKS!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:03, archived)
# scary shit !
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:04, archived)
# to the bunker!!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:08, archived)
# any excuse to post this, hehe:
hehe:
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:09, archived)
# needs to be firing little L plates :p
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:10, archived)
#
i thought about doing that, then realised it would take too much effort :D
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:13, archived)
# /adam sandler movie
/that guy who i can't remembers name
you can do eet!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:21, archived)
# Rob Schneider
(durp de durp)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:23, archived)
# Thats him!
duce bigalo male gigalo
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:25, archived)
# *looks down the page*
too slow
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:04, archived)
# slow?
me or you?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:06, archived)
# you :p
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:07, archived)
# aw
but
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:08, archived)
# boyo but tidy like
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:08, archived)
# in fairness
you didn't make a big enough deal about it
though you were 4 minutes earlier than me.

think of yourself like the originatory of a whole new musical genre, meeting with minimal mainstream success, while i took that and propelled it into the mainstream, thus ruining the original genre forever.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:18, archived)
# *hands quibble a spliff*
just smoke that, you're taking life too seriously
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:20, archived)
# i
but...well ok.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:22, archived)
# where are ypu?
I just felt it in birmingham! Fucking wierd!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:04, archived)
# i'm in london
my girlfriend is manchester she felt it too
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:07, archived)
# You get free drinks with these things now?
Ah, the modern age.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:05, archived)
# Haha
lame =P
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:06, archived)
# Lame you say
like gold lame? Gold lame spandex trousers?
Ah, the modern age.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:10, archived)
# giggles
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:20, archived)
# i just had some tremors too
it was really weird cos i didn't know what was happening at first
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:05, archived)
# my friend felt it in lancaster
and her father felt it in lincoln

I have my foot on my subwoofer, does that count?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:05, archived)
# we have reports from..
leicester
essex
london
Namwhich
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:07, archived)
# Most of Yorkshire
/talk
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:07, archived)
# my friend felt it, but i didn't
and we live in the same town (Reading)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:08, archived)
# peterborough
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:08, archived)
# woah spooky
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:10, archived)
# wow
I had no idea they could predict this
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:12, archived)
# When I saw sanfracisco,
I thought, meh, but when western england was predicted, I near shit myself. It was cool though. I am getting delirium tremors.

/gets coat.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:15, archived)
# That's nifty.
Poor Sandwich Islanders. (All six of them.)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:17, archived)
# blimey
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:18, archived)
# aren't those for thursday and friday?
sounds like there might be more stronger ones on the way!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:31, archived)
# Nothing in Glasgow. We are too hard for earthquakes up here.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:08, archived)
# Cheltenham here
First floods now this!

WHEN WILL IT END!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:09, archived)
# OMFG
i am the happiest i have been in years.
That was fucking awesome!!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:06, archived)
# ^this
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:07, archived)
# ^this this
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:09, archived)
# ^and again
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:16, archived)
# ^this
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:22, archived)
# There is the posibility that it could trigger more,
even more powerful ones. UNDER YOUR HOUSE.

Where is my image?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:06, archived)
# Yeah...
was this london only? i'm in hampshire and my girl just called and woke me
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:07, archived)
# Where in
Hampshire?

I'm near Andover and felt it like a good un
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:21, archived)
# Way up in Preston too
must be quite big

***theres already a facebook group... "I survived the Preston Earthquake"
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:07, archived)
# OMGZORZ!
that was weird...
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:07, archived)
# Yup - here in watford
on BBC news most read articles has two earthquake stories in it now, both for a while ago.. I guess everyone is frantically googling EARTHQUAKE UK
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:07, archived)
# Shitting hell
yours under the desk, Bradford.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:08, archived)
# Reports of tremor felt in West Midlands area. More soon.
from BBC
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:09, archived)
# I'm going to go lie under an upturned bathtub in a field until it's all over.
Maybe I'll stay up a bit longer to bask in the awesomeness of what has happened.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:07, archived)
# Hahaha.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:21, archived)
# Double yoo tee eff man
EAAAARRRTTTHHHHQQUUUUUAAAAKKKKKEEEEE!!!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:08, archived)
# I'm glad I can rely on b3ta for up-to-the-minute information.
I was wondering what was going on.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:08, archived)
# this is a perfect time to text girls you fancy
they will be vunerable and interested in any news you may have i.e. where the shock was felt in the uk
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:08, archived)
# *looks out window*
SHIT, I just saw Charlton Heston walking by, it must be a serious one
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:08, archived)
# It's hitting the news streams now.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:09, archived)
# earthquake?
I thought it was the neighbours


/relurk
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:09, archived)
# Hahaaaaa, i thought there was a fight down stairs in my halls
or something, then it went on shaking a bit too long and car alarms went off so no fight, damn!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:09, archived)
# Heavy
Was heavy in Manchester. BBC news are soooo slow. Has anybody woken them up to let them know?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:10, archived)
# The ticker says 'more soon'.
I hope they mean news as well.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:12, archived)
# Right.
I leave England for just a couple of months and my friend runs away, Camden burns down and now there's an Earthquake?

I can't turn my back for five minutes...

[edit] I wish I had my old "this cash machine cannot serve you because of a fault" animated gif, it would have been perfect for a time like this. Imagine I posted it, and it was relevant and funny.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:10, archived)
# oh so you're to blame for the fire, earthquake and fleeing people?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:13, archived)
# well I won't be back for much of the year
so I hope not

I'm back for Glasto, but that's not much of a guarantee...I've been to all the others and they were mostly atrocious conditions
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:18, archived)
# try living on a fault line, you soft bastards.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:10, archived)
# Or a junction of 3 of the largest around.
We get some nice ones out this way. Lots of updown action.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:12, archived)
# My goodness. I've just realised that your screenname is "Black Hat" backwards. I had been reading it "Talk Cab". Oh well.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:21, archived)
# Hehe, Doc calls me "talking cab".
[/;-D
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:29, archived)
# They are great fun until someone gets crushed in a
fallen house. I always read your name Tak Clab
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:40, archived)
# we have minor fault lines*
all over where i live
*ie. ley lines
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:13, archived)
# it's true
this was a diddly little 5.0 at best, and it'll be all over the news for days
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:14, archived)
# which fault?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:15, archived)
# these 'uns.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earthquakes_in_New_Zealand

although Auckland doesn't get earthquakes really.. we're waiting for our volcanoes to go off again
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 2:38, archived)
# yahoo!
that was exciting!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:11, archived)
# OH NOES!
ENGLAND IS SINKING!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:12, archived)
# goodbye london
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:14, archived)
# thank fuck!
i thought it was just me!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:15, archived)
# Didn't realise.
I thought it was a train.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:17, archived)
# that was scary
I'm all the way in Sunderland and I felt it
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:18, archived)
# oh my fucking god me and my girlfriend and a mate are on shrooms
we thought it was us.

fuckin' wow....
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:20, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:21, archived)
# imagine if you'd just flushed a toilet a moment before the tremor started
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:23, archived)
# christ...
just fuckin' wow..........
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:26, archived)
# FUCKING EARTHQUAKE CUNTS
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:21, archived)
# I'll bet them forriners brought it in with them
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:24, archived)
# it must've been the whole populous of china jumping up in the air at the same time
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:27, archived)
# I TOLD YOU THE SHITRAGS WERE AN OMEN!!!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:24, archived)
# Got scared out of bed then.
Bloody Leeds hills.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:26, archived)
# Snack time
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Hurrah!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:11, archived)
# He gets nervous during erfquaxes
the 4.7 epicenter was 48k from Kingston . . .
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:13, archived)
# YES
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:11, archived)
# heheheh!
woo
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:22, archived)
#
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:46, archived)
# aww kitten smoothies are so cute
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:46, archived)
# Yes, but don't overdo them.
The chunky bits should be al dente!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:49, archived)
# I want a smoothy now.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:50, archived)
# Furball . . . not so smoothie . . .
Gulp . . .
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:50, archived)
# Real kittens blend much faster than that
Erm... apparently.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:50, archived)
# BLENDER!
*adds pepper*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:53, archived)
#
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:57, archived)
# TJ: I think I just felt an earthquake!!
yup, the whole house shook and everything!

but nothing fell off the shelves/walls like in the movies :(
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:58, archived)
# same
O_O
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Yep, me too
in Nottingham.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:00, archived)
# gloucestershire here
christ, must've been a biggun then
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:01, archived)
# my missus said it happened in
London too
!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:02, archived)
# !
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:06, archived)
# That's a bit unusual.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:02, archived)
# in
Lincolnshire
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:01, archived)
# Stokeshire.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:02, archived)
# Leicester
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:03, archived)
# +shire
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:06, archived)
# Sheffield too.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:05, archived)
# heard something shake
and i'm near halifax (west yorkshire), wonderd what that was
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:02, archived)
# shaking in Milton Keynes
:(
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:02, archived)
# What, still?
...ah no you said shaking, my mistake
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:04, archived)
# Manchester
That felt really strong. Went on for quite a while too. Cat was petrified!

It was weird too. I'm sure I heard it before I felt it. It was like a wave which went from one end of the house to the other then hung a round for a while before subsiding.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:07, archived)
# nothing yet in south west wales
but it is awfully quiet...
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:03, archived)
# Same in Leeds
what the fuck was that all about?!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:03, archived)
# we'll find out over time
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:03, archived)
# NEVER!
I'm off looting
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:04, archived)
# Mind if join you?
i could do with some new clothes :D
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:05, archived)
# me too!
sod clothes, I want one of them plasma screens
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:07, archived)
# oh and those too
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:10, archived)
# ooh news as it happens
/in Buenos Aires blog

All I can tell you here is that I just had a joint with two Colombians, by way of repayment
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:03, archived)
# I just had a big smoke at about half 12
and I was lying in bed, a little monged and half asleep, when my bed started banging against the radiator.
Most unnerving.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:05, archived)
# *holds on to bed for safety*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:07, archived)
# Nothing in Hertfordshire :(
I feel so left out.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:05, archived)
#
"We were living in a big block of flats with a central courtyard.
All the bedroom windows opened onto this court,
and sometimes in the middle of the night,
in that building it sounded like a mass orgy.."
 
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:09, archived)
# You are Joe Cartoon
aicmfp
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:02, archived)
# That's him officer


He's the one that stole my pie.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:36, archived)
# Feed'm 'till he POPS !
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:38, archived)
# Shameless bastard.
Why doesn't he take off that mask and show us his real face?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:39, archived)
# he has the cold dead eyes of a pie thief
: )
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:39, archived)
#
 

 
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:45, archived)
# he can almost get away with it
having that cheeky smile
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:56, archived)
# an oldie but still a personal favourite.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:57, archived)
#
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:20, archived)
# FUCK ME, A TALKING CAT
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 2:40, archived)
# Awwww.
I'd let him have all my pie. Cos 'e's adorable. ^.^
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:57, archived)
# DOWN WITH THIS KIND OF THING!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:41, archived)
# I read that as
DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:42, archived)
# oh who sings that line?
*thinks*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Distuybed.
^say it like an american gangster.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:43, archived)
# Richard Cheese!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:59, archived)
# OOOOH
AAAH AH AH AH!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:43, archived)
# GET UP
COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:45, archived)
# Haha, I saw them about 6-7 years ago.
I hope they've improved.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:46, archived)
# *flails at you abit*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:46, archived)
# ^this
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:47, archived)
# I guess not.
Poor bastards.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:48, archived)
# whos singing that again?
wait my brain hurts
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:47, archived)
#
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:49, archived)
# oh yea you did say
woo-cha-cha-cha!
*ROCKS OUT*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:51, archived)
# x]
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:55, archived)
# Why is it called "Dawn of the Dead"?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:57, archived)
# It has like...
clips of dawn of the dead with it for some reason? I dunno. I couldn't listen to the whole thing. It just like...it's funny, but it really grates on my nerves.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:58, archived)
# Boo!
Not on for long, just checking emails :P
I went to "bed" (reading) but left music on, you see.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:02, archived)
# Nothing interesting.
Well goodnight :)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:05, archived)
# Aw.
:[
Nightnight. Sweet dreams.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:07, archived)
# disturbed



NO MOMMY! DON'T DO IT AGAIN! DON'T DO IT AGAIN! I'LL BE A GOOD BOY! I PROMISE!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:49, archived)
# i'm sure i've got this album somewhere....
*sorts through over 300 cds*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:54, archived)
# Hahah
:D
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:56, archived)
# What a grass!
He's singin' like a boid, Captain.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:43, archived)
# Haha!
Get em!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:52, archived)
# I made this to distract from the pain...

EDIT: The legs are really bovvering me. D:
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:33, archived)
# Is that Psych?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:33, archived)
# Psych?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:37, archived)
# edelic Warlord.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:40, archived)
# Oh.
No. Does it look like him?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:40, archived)
# I always pictured him wearing a dobber.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Haha!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:42, archived)
# That picture
is making me giggle like a loon.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:43, archived)
# DOBBER!!
'that is to say woo, even'

:D
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Same to you.
Ya Fanny!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:34, archived)
# LOL





:]
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Dobber in Glasgow means cock.
as does bobby. (pronounced 'boaby')
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:41, archived)
# ya wee jobby
:D
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:45, archived)
# Suck ma baws ya fud.
Right, I'm off to bed.
G'nite.
(-_-) z z Z
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:48, archived)
# Ooh.
*feels a bit silly*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:47, archived)
# i read that as
NEW HITLER HEAD - then saw the nazi salute and it all fitted together...
then i read it properly and was disappointed
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:34, archived)
# FAT ELVIS HITLER!!! COMING SOON!!!
Not long to wait now!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:35, archived)
# IS THAT SO? I SEE...HMMMMM...RIGHT, AS YOU WISH.
*makes a magenta material and pens in a mesh in the to do list*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:43, archived)
# Aww
I'm sorry. D:
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:36, archived)
# SUPERHAPPYDANCE TIME
*dances like he's having a fit*
I HAVE NO HEATING *shivvers*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:38, archived)
# Yay!
*joins in dancing*
Oh. *offers hoodie*

I have bleach in my hair. I am learning to ignore the burn.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:39, archived)
# silly killerkittie bleach is for drains
you do not have a drain in your head
i'm wrapped up in 5 layers of clothing but my feet are getting colder (only have two pairs of socks on)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:42, archived)
# No silly SkUG
bleach is for making my hair white so I can dye it good colors. ^.^
Ohhh. *offers stripey sockies*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:44, archived)
# what about that other stuff thats not bleach that the professionals use?
turns your hair more kinda yellow
/thinks bleaching your hair is gay blog
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:48, archived)
# Uhm...
that's also bleach. Silly. Now, are we talking gay, as in homosexual? Cos that's silly. Or d'you mean gay like stupid?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:50, archived)
# stupid gay
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:04, archived)
# Ohhh.
Well, I was gonna say, 'gay is not a synonym for shitty/stupid' but I'm too lazy. Plus I don't care anymore.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:08, archived)
# highlights on a man = definitely homosexual
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:13, archived)
# Don't drink it.
My ex did that.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:50, archived)
# Really?
She(he?) drank it? Was that person a retard? (no offense)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:52, archived)
# No, she was young
And didn't realise what it was. She threw it back up though.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:53, archived)
# Oooh.
I thought maybe you meant that...like...she was 16 or summat. And decided she would drink bleach. Myabe she was really thirsty? xp
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:56, archived)
# Yay!
Are you going to make another pic with your new glitter brush? I think it would like nice on a black background.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Yeah!
I gonna play with it lots.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:35, archived)
# funkeh!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:35, archived)
# I want one.
^.^
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:36, archived)
# make one!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:40, archived)
# I will!
1. Make dobbers
2. ?
3. profit!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:42, archived)
# needs more *FLAAAILLLINGG*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:43, archived)
# Hahah
that will be in the commercial.
*emo kid has dobber attached to head* *emo kid follows glitter, flailing all the way*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:47, archived)
# it's a nice plan
but string doesn't hang in that shape unless you dip it in glue or something
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Then maybe
some sort of strip of rubber?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:44, archived)
# I'd probably use some kind of plastic.
Why am I thinking about this?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:45, archived)
# Hmm...
like...isn't plastic hard?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:46, archived)
# If you want it to be held in that kind of curve, it has to be
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:47, archived)
# Oh.
I'd think it would have to be...like...bouncy, sort of. So as you walk, glitter pours out.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:49, archived)
# I suggest you get to work on a prototype.
Get back to us.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:50, archived)
# Yessir!
*salutes*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:51, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:46, archived)
# Hahah
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:48, archived)
# Pfft! Welcome!
And an arf for kk.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:50, archived)
# OW ITS GOING IN MY EYES
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:05, archived)
# OWFUCKOWFUCK!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:08, archived)
# me too
legs have knees
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:14, archived)
# Greetings from planet Earth
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:17, archived)
# planet girth
where have i seen something similar before?
i like this because there is cake in that hamper
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:23, archived)
# It was on that satellite.
voyager?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:26, archived)
# thats what i was thinking of
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Probe? Fastest man-made object, still has only got 1/40000th of the way to the nearest star.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:28, archived)
# I mean, to be fair
what is it going to do when it gets there?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:29, archived)
# Burn up.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:29, archived)
# party like its 1999999999
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:56, archived)
# The Pioneer satellites
10 & 11
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:29, archived)
# Ta
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:30, archived)
# Meep . . .
meep . . .
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:33, archived)
# Ahhhhh
back in the good old days of 9 planets - none of this 8 business!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:34, archived)
# I used to love that planet.
It was purely plutonic, of course.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:37, archived)
# unfortunately
it was given the cold shoulder
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:40, archived)
#
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:00, archived)
# Oops
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 2:05, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:17, archived)
# COMPO IT!
also clicks galore.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:18, archived)
# SHAKIRA SHAKIRA!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:19, archived)
# You win next weeks compo,
This is the best thing that's been on here all day!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:19, archived)
# I HATE MONDAYS.
 
woo!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Better than any Garfield ever :)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Haha!
Words can't express how much I love this.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:19, archived)
# aagh...
aaaaagh!. i really liAAAAGH!! the fear!! i really like it though... aaaagh! got to stop looking at the bloody thing.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:20, archived)
# I am glad he didn't go to the effort of saying anything
that would have just been overkill. this story has tension and release.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:27, archived)
# I bet he secretly made cartoons like this, for his own amusement. I don't know why they are so funny, though.
edit: this one is my favourite:

www.b3ta.com/board/8105439
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:29, archived)
# Hahahaha YES
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:30, archived)
# Ahahahahahahahah
*click*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:38, archived)
# heheh
click
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:45, archived)
# This scares me so much
woo!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 8:17, archived)
# This is the best Garfield cartoon ever
in that it actually made me laugh.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:14, archived)
# i cannot stop laughing at this
it is absolutely wunnerful.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:39, archived)
# did anybody miss this?
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:04, archived)
# What!
No dogs dancing on ice?



Situation rectified!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:13, archived)
# hahahahaha. silly dog!
god bless you! this is so apt for this old public info film i just watched on youtube youtube.com/watch?v=0-ISKXj-tTU
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:14, archived)
# hahahah! Great
to see that. Dunno if lol-ing was the intended reaction. For a minute I thought he was going to crush the bairn in the car door and then get his comeuppance. But that might have been an unnecessary complication.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:23, archived)
# i was hoping the woman with the baby was gonna be the one who slipped.
i loved the closing shot of their faces.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Yea,
it was the expressions cracked me up.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:42, archived)
# MANTRAP!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:24, archived)
# aahhhahhah.
 
check out these ones we had over here a few years back:
youtube.com/watch?v=u51OxZF1ltI
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:49, archived)
# I was at school with this guy:
youtube.com/watch?v=u51OxZF1ltI

and unless he's been busy on the stage, it's a less than stellar career.
www.imdb.com/name/nm0249761/

(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:52, archived)
# zooooom!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:19, archived)
# PIE THEFT IS A CRIME
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:11, archived)
# Cunt him in the fuck!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:12, archived)
# NO!
JUST SAY NO TO PIE THEFT!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:13, archived)
# unless
it's a mag pie
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:13, archived)
# OI GERROF ME PIES!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:13, archived)
# Well, since the board seems to be pastry themed tonight.
since the board seems to be pastry themed tonight.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:14, archived)
# That's either a very small pie, or a very large bird.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:16, archived)
# I hope to God it's a small pie.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:17, archived)
# TIT
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Pie are . . . gone !
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:32, archived)
# They are
thieving swines!


(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:37, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:39, archived)
# That
was a cracking good capture, Bloop! Jealous, me.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:41, archived)
# thanks!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:52, archived)
[challenge entry] oh hai!

crap, perhaps, but it's here now
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:10, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
What a lovely pic before bed :)

Goodnight b3ta! Especially the lurkers. Yes, I mean you!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:10, archived)
# It's a cat with a moustache!
He can see into the future using his follicular friend , but only if he keeps it fed on the fresh blood of human children.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:12, archived)
# this
it wins the internets *clicky*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:13, archived)
# lol
*click*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:13, archived)
# Gleeful.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:16, archived)
# aaaaaaahhhhaaaaaaaaahhhahhah!
 
I LOL'D
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:18, archived)
# It gets confusing
for me, at least
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Haha!
Woo
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Educational!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:07, archived)
# *tick*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:07, archived)
# I mean
*click*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Replying to yourself eh?
;)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Someone's got to :(
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:10, archived)
# I saw an older boy doing it!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:10, archived)
# Now I understand American Politics!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:12, archived)
# needs more barracuda!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:12, archived)
# Nailed it !
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:31, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 23:54, archived)
# *grin*
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 23:56, archived)
# I have just eaten a whole pack of xxx extra strong mints
and I am now cold on the inside
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 23:57, archived)
# Now spray an entire can of raljex over your outside,
that should about even things out.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 23:59, archived)
# *sigh*
I only have vics vapo-rub
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:00, archived)
# have you tried setting yourself on fire?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:00, archived)
# I think I would actually prefer this to the other suggestions.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:02, archived)
# not since I was 14
man I love fireworks. I always wanted to be one. Pachow!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:03, archived)
# That'll have to do,
rub it in your eyes and over your bell-end.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Perv mind piss?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:01, archived)
# It would seem so.
;)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:03, archived)
# Rub it into your helm.
Thatll certainly burn away the cold :)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:00, archived)
# FACT: vics vaporub is relatively tasteless!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:02, archived)
# relative to what?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:03, archived)
# it seriously is absolutely flavourless, ky jelly is a rapture of taste by comparison
tastes like vaseline
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:06, archived)
# how does it compare to
athlete's foot cream?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:07, archived)
# find me some athletes foot cream and we'll find out!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:08, archived)
# I had a friend at primary school
(when I was at primary school - any other site and I wouldn't have to clarify this)
and he used to eat anything. He was pretty poor, and would eat plastic toys, and ate anyones apple cores after lunch. He also would eat the banana skin if you gave him a banana.

Seemed like a good time to mention this.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:10, archived)
# that stuff nearly put me in hospital
i think im allergic
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:03, archived)
# You just didn't use enough.
try again.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:04, archived)
# B3ta: offering potentially fatal advice since 2001.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:04, archived)
# ok :)
had to go on the nebuliser / steroid injections - yay...
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Yay for Asthma related life saving thingymajigs!
I havent been on one in too long :( I think I might stop taking my Salbutamol and Beclometasone just so I can have one again :)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:08, archived)
# that stuffs never worked for me
stopped using it about 2 years after they gave it to me / never had an asthma attack - just chest infections - which according to the doctor is a form of asthma? bollocks i say
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:10, archived)
# I dunno about that,
but I do know that I tend to get about 3 or 4 chest infections a year. My asthma used to be so bad when I was younger that we had a nebuliser at home.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:18, archived)
# aint they great?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:20, archived)
# However
it may result in some kind of heat meets cold vortex and result in the end of the world as we know it!

Go on then, try it :)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:00, archived)
# NO FAT BLOKES.


/edit
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 23:59, archived)
#
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 23:59, archived)
#
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:03, archived)
#
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:03, archived)
# Is this one of those awkward "should I or should I not kiss them" moments?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:04, archived)
# trust you to fucking ruin my nice little blank replies pattern i was making.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:06, archived)
#
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:07, archived)
# I can't help myself.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:07, archived)
# bloody men.
i don't even know why i'm here.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:08, archived)
# is this like a knock knock joke?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:09, archived)
# sadly not,
i'd probably be less confused if it was.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:10, archived)
# well in which case
because everyone Loves you here :D
*GROUP HUGS*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:11, archived)
# if only they did.
then they woudl all come here and buy me drink and stuuuffff.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:12, archived)
# meet you in the middle?
/starts walking
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:14, archived)
# it's toooo far!
and cold! and i'd only get lost.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:15, archived)
# is there room for a SkUG?
at your place?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:21, archived)
# always.
well there is now i tidied my room.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:24, archived)
# can i live there?
i don't smell much
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:27, archived)
# if you want.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:29, archived)
# really?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:31, archived)
# They should never have let you become
a teacher
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:07, archived)
# That toddler was blatantly asking for it.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:07, archived)
#
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:04, archived)
#
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Blankety Blank, Blankety Blank. _ _
Blankety Blank, Blankety Blank. _ _
Blank-e-ty Blank Blank-e-ty Blank Blankety Blank.
Blankety Blank!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:07, archived)
# hahahaha
*gets out thin long microphone and bad wig*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:07, archived)
# is that a euphemism?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:10, archived)
# yes, for....
TERRY WOGAN TIEM!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:11, archived)
# :D
Woo!gan
In other news, I was down your way on Thursday, went to a resturant/cafe thing called 'Bombanes' in George St, worth a look if you have the time/cash.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:16, archived)
# i can't even remember where george st is, thats terrible.
i've only lived here 20 years...hehehe.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:17, archived)
# It's quite near that gay bar.
;D
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:18, archived)
# this is brighton..there is many gay bars!
you'll have to narrow it down a bit.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:18, archived)
# eye knowwww
here it is.
Tell em I sent ya.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:21, archived)
# The more I look at this picture the more I think
such a high bore gun and a crossbow are weird choices of weapons for a space fight. The more this upsets me, the more I like this image.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:01, archived)
# is that Arnold Schwarzenegger's chin
on Chewie?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:02, archived)
# JIMMYHILL AND SOME FOOTBALLER!
woo!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:02, archived)

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