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# A little cock-er-nee for the morning
(oodles, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Brahms is reminding me of Seasick Steve very much.
Edit- or it could be the other one. Whoever's the guy with the beard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Ooooooo
you're not wrong...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Sorry to TJ
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:02, archived)
# It was such a promising thread too.
He wanted to talk about merkins calling bums fannys, LOL!!!111!

Edit - Sorry, thought you meant the guy who started a new thread without posting a picture. I'll just shut up and go away.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:04, archived)
# There must be a latent half term on somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:15, archived)
# oh YES
I just noticed...nawty nawty
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:05, archived)
# :)
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table
David Hume could out consume
Schopenhauer and Hegel
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel
There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach yer
'Bout the raising of the wrist
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill
Plato they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
Hobbes was fond of his dram
And René Descartes was a drunken fart
"I drink, therefore I am"
Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker
But a bugger when he's pissed

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:05, archived)
# I used to love the Python tapes
Incredibley quotable, much to everybodys annoyance.
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:09, archived)
# as all good comedy is
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:15, archived)
# good choice of song
one of my favourites.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Post ironic humour FTW!
*likes*
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:49, archived)
# I didn't survive it...
does that mean I don't get a badge?


'ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:52, archived)
# No
You get a b3tay b3ta chequebook and pen!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:58, archived)
# *draws cocks with pen*
he he he he he


he heeee

he he he he


hehehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:00, archived)
# mmmm
poultry
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:01, archived)
# I seen bigger
drawings

ningles
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:02, archived)
# We're gonna need a bigger crayon...
'ning sir, long time no see, how be thee?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:05, archived)
# in other news, the softly softly approach
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Yes
She appears to be be squeezing him quite hard there!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Hahahaha
aw.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:03, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:04, archived)
# The radio this morning reported that as
'Crack down on drug dealers'

Silly news people.
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:59, archived)
# i never felt a thing.
and i was awake.

aparently it shook the pictures upstairs according to mrs thor.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:58, archived)
# that'll be because you were downstairs taking up those floorboards with a pneumatic drill
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:59, archived)
# 1am is the best time for that type of work.
if find.

mind you the peole next door looks tired this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:08, archived)
# I didn't feel anything either.
But then again, I was in a sensory deprivation tank.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:00, archived)
# how coud you tell?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:06, archived)
# pfff
a very British earthquake - hamsters fall out of bed, vicars' tea spilt, robins slightly inconvenienced

'ning b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:01, archived)
# I bet immigrants were to blame.
Or single mothers.

I SHALL be writing to the Daily Mail about this!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:03, archived)
# BAN SICK EARTHQUAKE FILTH NOW
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:06, archived)
# They've apparently launched one of their Holier-than-thou crusades again today
but amazingly against casual use of plastic bags

I was shocked, the Daily Mail?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Did it come with a free CD and supplements, housed in a plastic bag?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Haven't a clue
I got the Independent instead, with thirty supplements about this that and the other
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:18, archived)
# and an article about saving paper no doubt..
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:38, archived)
# what a delightful England you live in...
our neighbourhood prossie's crack pipe was shaken from its place and smashed on the floor, causing her pimp to have a bit of a shouting match with her while throwing a load of used needles out into the street for the kids to find on the way to school.

'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:10, archived)
# um
school play truant
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:25, archived)
# You have caused me a lot of lollage
that I think might stay with me for the rest of the day.
Thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:15, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Farmers! If you're going to breed giant babies in huge sheds, don't let them out after dark. Okay?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:43, archived)
# It's the great Tractor God, come back to avenge the enslaving of his race
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:44, archived)
# :D
Let's hope he teaches those farmers a lesson a two...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:46, archived)
# I drove a tractor once.
It was fucking difficult.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:49, archived)
# I bet.
P.s. by semi-random selection, you're my first B3ta friend. Prepare a restraining order as appropriate.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Ooooh!
*lawyers*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:55, archived)
# oooh!
*has series 1 HIMYM flashbacks*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Have I Mot Yews Mor Moo?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:08, archived)
# I realised that although the Cap'n is one of my fave B3tans...
I didn't need a friending as she can always be found on the boards :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:56, archived)
# Awwww that's dead sweet is that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:56, archived)
# It's useful when people disappear though...
now I know what's happened to KM, even though I wasn't around at the time.

/always a fan of new features
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:58, archived)
# What's happened to him?
I was wondering, I must admit.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:00, archived)
# No B3ta at work...
But he has a nice tatto of a compass indicating where his arse is...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:03, archived)
# The tat was lovely, I've still got it on my phone.
No b3ta? That sucks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:05, archived)
# I think he can still B3ta, just outside of office hours...
I can't imagine work without B3ta... it'd be like a day without sunshine.

i.e. far too common in this country.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:07, archived)
# i had a go on a dump truck
which was bloody scary.

i've never learnt to drive and i don't want to blog.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:55, archived)
# That sounds ace.
I can drive in straight lines, but cornering's a bit tricky unless I've got a playstation control pad.

I can ride motorbikes though, so if we never need to get out of a tricky situation you can come on the back of whatever bike I happen to find lying about (we're talking apocalypse/28 days later scenario here)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:57, archived)
# *files official request for side car*
I can cook eggs on a hubcap balanced precariously over a fire while keeping a lookout for raiders/untamed coyotes if it helps at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Excellent.
I've never ridden with a side car, I do wonder what it's like. I suppose it means you can't lean into corners, which would feel weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:02, archived)
# mini diggers are as much fun as they look.
driving still scares me, because I wouldn't trust me or any of my friends with 2 tonnes of boiling hot metal at the best of times, let alone when it's moving at 70 mph.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:58, archived)
# I rolled a dump truck and almost lost my legs.
Racing dumpers in woods is not a good idea!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:00, archived)
# IN THE WOODS?
Why in the woods? Weren't the trees in the way?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:03, archived)
# I was a lumberjack* when I was a young 'un...
We made a circuit through the woods and used to belt around on our de-limited dumpers. Bloody idiots!

*I was an estate manager who cut down broken trees after the 1987 gales, but lumberjack sounds better. : )
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:10, archived)
# they're all of the scary
i was in the site car park very near a river and i didn't like it one little bit, i'm no good at rufty tufty stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:05, archived)
# did someone say cake, with rasens?
splendid stuff master mole.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Hallo g!
All's well I hope...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:47, archived)
# other than the man flu still trying to make up it's mind whether to strike me down
and the tonic i took to try and stave it off giving me a nasty rash and making me feel like shit because it contains ethenol, which i overlooked and i'm allergic/intolerant to alcohol, i'm feeling just dandy ta.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:52, archived)
# :D
So, you're feeling on top of the world. Great.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:54, archived)
# Hahaha
That's where George Doors came from

/FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Old gag alert!
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:31, archived)
# hahahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:32, archived)
# ^ this
oi! Let me out of your cupboard!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:34, archived)
# *opens door a crack*
*throws some bread and water in*
i'll let you out when you stop asking!
i told you, I'LL let you out when i'm ready.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:38, archived)
# ooh
what's in the cupboard dude?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:38, archived)
# a very naughty boy!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:41, archived)
# hrrrm!
all I did was abuse Bruce Forsyth!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:22, archived)
# old joke
still funny :D

P.s. why don't I have "Add friend" clickables? I'm all signed in and the like.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:34, archived)
# Because Rob hates you
He told us this the other day when your back was turned.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:35, archived)
# well...
fair enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:38, archived)
# you should have it now?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:41, archived)
# I do...
How the watermelon did you do that?
I'm properly boggled by this.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:49, archived)
# I added you
therefore giving you the friend option!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:58, archived)
# *hugs*
*ponders glomp but waits for now, not wanting to rush things*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:02, archived)
# You are a wizard?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:55, archived)
# No
sadly not.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:59, archived)
# You are Bennyhillslovechild's love child
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:34, archived)
# Thats a tenner I owe you now.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:39, archived)
# Blimey so it is
\\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:45, archived)
# For some reason this joke has been texted to me
several times in the past 5 years or so.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:36, archived)
# This happens to me...
People send me jokes that I heard years and years ago. I guess they just keep doing the rounds...
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:40, archived)
# hahahahaha!
*click
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Never heard this one before
so hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! MetaFarad loves to TANZEN!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Proper office lol!

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:38, archived)
# First time I've heard it.
And I like it... alot!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:41, archived)
# brilliant.!
I hope I remeber this in 40 years time:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:54, archived)
# excellent
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:07, archived)
# to make up for my outburst on badger rights....
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:21, archived)
# Oooooof *falls, clutching side*
Mister Toastybuns, I am scared of having my hair cut tomorrow. I haven't had a fringe since I was 8.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:22, archived)
# don't have one then
get it done like this instead
z.about.com/d/beauty/1/0/u/G/hallowhair13.JPG
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:24, archived)
# I need to, I've got Van Der Beek forehead.
And if I had that hair I couldn't get my hat on. :-( I love my hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:25, archived)
# fringes are wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Manwife wants it.
I kind of want it. Ah well, hair grows back.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:33, archived)
# and dye it pink?
humormeblog.beloblog.com/archives/People%20Kelly%20Osbourne.JPG
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:38, archived)
# wiggy wig wig
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:39, archived)
# I had pink hair in my teens.
Not for me. Wrong colour for my skintone.

Also: cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:45, archived)
# you say cunt
i hear i love you
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:55, archived)
# What if I said I loved you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:06, archived)
# i love you too
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:11, archived)
# I like to imagine she has a really, really big head under all that.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:26, archived)
# girl = mekon
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:28, archived)
# *Bangs head on keyboard*
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:22, archived)
# Arf
This thread contains nothing that could cause a major board argument.
Although....... :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:23, archived)
# Oh yes it does!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:26, archived)
# Now I can finished my sentence
Although........ no doubt there will be somebody here who disagrees.
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:30, archived)
# Glad to be of assistance!
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:34, archived)
# *coughs*
*holds out hand*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:36, archived)
# *Slaps it in an american buddy movie stylee*
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:49, archived)
# hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:23, archived)
# haha!
christ... :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:27, archived)
# Hehehe
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:29, archived)
# wankers! (excuse the words, but this is a B3ta icon we're talking about!)

The government has just backed a massive cull of badgers in the UK due to their role in spreading of bovine TB.
Science (am fact) has shown that culling badgers will NOT stop the spread by a long shot, it may even somehow be counter productive.
Proper tending of livestock, testing and surveillance, or, amazingly, giving the cows oral vaccinations against the disease are far more successful than dramatically reducing another species.
If you are in any way connected to councils, important people, the media, whatever, feel free to stand up and shout about this as it sounds to me like another smokescreen for people getting compensation and cash for doing not much at all about a problem.

When Leicester council are about to spend 1.7million protecting a pond because its got a newt in it, I can't see how risking the erradication of lovely, lovely, B3ta friendly badgers is in any way justifiable.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 8:56, archived)
# although I'm a long way away
I support this protest.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:01, archived)
# One persons loss is another persons profit
Reminds self to invest in a new Fur Coat
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:01, archived)
# I totally agree!
What a bunch of c**ts!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:01, archived)
# [philosophy in a nutshell!
;?P ]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:03, archived)
# let me out!
its dark and smells of nuts
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:18, archived)
# The bastards *shakes fist*
Some farmers seem quite happy to pump their animals full of hormones so vaccinating them agains bovine TB should not be such a big deal shirley?
/townie who knows little about the countryside blog
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:04, archived)
# Nah,
Vaccination means we can not easily tell if a
heard is infected or not.
Which means we can't export live animals.
Which is bad.

....this place is turning into the pissing moral maze.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:07, archived)
# This is why we should kill everything
just to be on the safe side.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:13, archived)
# Pfft!
And I love it when someone complains about what 'this place is turning into'.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:21, archived)
#
More of this sort of thing!
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:23, archived)
# You couldn't make it up.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:23, archived)
# Exporting live animals is cruel
Just so they can have their throats slit.

If muslims and jews need their meat to be halaal or kosher (by slitting the animals' throats) let them do it in their own countries ffs.
/more townie who knows little about such things blog
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:13, archived)
# Is killing an animal by cutting its throat any worse than killing it some other way?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:15, archived)
# Yes
Most pig places don't stun anymore with electricity, they lower a batch of animals on a platform into a CO2 pit so they asphyxiate. Much better!
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:16, archived)
# I believe it's a slower death
TBH I haven't eaten meat for 23 years and find the idea abhorrent but I tend not to evangelise about it nor point fingers at those who do.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:18, archived)
# give me back my bacon sandwich!!
*jumps*
i can't reach it!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:21, archived)
# You bacon sandwich is safe from me
honest!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:23, archived)
# =D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:26, archived)
# This.
But only 5 years.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:24, archived)
# You are probably a young whippersnapper
whereas I am quite old ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:29, archived)
# I wish that were true.
My whipsnapping days be over. What with me being in the fourth decade of my life.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:00, archived)
# 14 years since I ate red meat!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:35, archived)
# Indeed
but then shipping live animals around the country is pretty shitty too. My local slaughterhouse has a queue of pig trucks stuffed to the gills waiting outside the gate for their turn to drop off.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:16, archived)
# ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that explains one hell of alot
as to why entire herd are killed instead of giving them a simple bit of medicine.

Fuck me, it's worse than I thought. We should stop selling abroad then, fend for ourselves only!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:14, archived)
# RON PAULLLLLLLLL
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:16, archived)
# I don't understand,
can a herd be both vaccinated and infected at the same time?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:44, archived)
# I'd like to play devil's advocate here,
but this seems a bit too pointless. There's a vaccine and they're not using it?

Why does the government not subsidise it so that the farmers aren't out of pocket?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:05, archived)
# I AM THE WORST DEVIL'S ADVOCATE EVER.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:06, archived)
# and it was a shite film
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:06, archived)
# I hear your hourly rate is outrageous
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:07, archived)
# I receive outrage as a payment.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:10, archived)
# my vague understanding of the reasoning behind not vaccinating
is that if we jab animals, we somehow admit we have a problem and our livestock is contaminated
with badness, which means the export market for beefy stuff dries up.
strikes me if we stop importing beefy and eat it all here the problem is solved cos we wouldn't have any left over to export. also the badgers get to live. and we save a few bob shipping stuff all over the place.

or something.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:12, archived)
# Beef exports are still banned outside the EU
UK Beef hasn't been allowed here (South Africa) for years.

I abhor the whole meat market but I believe that the biggest problem with spreading of diseases is the fact that abbatoirs are centralised these days and not slaughtered close to where they were reared.

Don't massive supermarket chains insist that animals are slaughtered at their own abbatoirs that are often located at the other end of the country from the originating farm?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:16, archived)
# didn't know that about uk beef
seems rather odd, given that all of our beef is nice and new and pretty healthy, we culled all the old stuff a few years back.
ultimately this whole nonsence, as mr toast pointed out, is about saving a few quid and bugger all to do with animal welfare or concern with anything other than someone's bottom line.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:23, archived)
# Money talks. Stop buying it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:25, archived)
# There was a foot and mouth outbreak last year in Surrey
which cause MASSIVE problems with all sorts of products.
I import food and it was amazing what was banned from LEAVING the UK.
Heinz sponge puddings! (contain milk products).
Anything that contained a certain percentage of milk products. No Ambrosia creamed rice either.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:28, archived)
# no rice pudding, that's an outrage.
it does seem rather bizzare that you in south africa need to import something as basic as rice pud, notwithstanding that ambrosia is the best in the world ever, and that you guys can't eat home produced stuff from your cleaner than ours dairy herd. the world's gone bonkers.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:35, archived)
# It's disturbing that the industry can still thrive while they destroy entire herds "just in case".
Would the vaccination still work if it was done on entry to the importing country/on exit from Britain?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:22, archived)
# [Is it a special kind of newt?
it better be made out of frickin' gold!
or have laser eyes, or something.

Badgers spread bovine TB? can't capture all the wild badgers? then you need, cow-guard!
Na, surely a cull isn't people roaming the country side looking for a rouge TB-Badger,
it;s probably more like, if you see one, or you have a burrow close to your farm, your legally entitled to reduce the risk to your livestock, no?
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:06, archived)
# Itsn a Piisdasai Newt
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:10, archived)
# looking for a rouge badger?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:11, archived)
# [Then You Need...
...The B-Team!]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:12, archived)
# Some kind of chorus line are they?
Animal leg show?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:16, archived)
# The B3ta team
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:18, archived)
# ROUGE BADGERS:
THEY'RE FRENCH. ALSO: THEY ARE RED.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:27, archived)
# its a XENU newt
forged in the fires of mount doom
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:17, archived)
# I'm guessing it'll be hunting parties
an excuse for the fox botherers to do some legal blooding.
So no, not getting rid of specific badgers that might be near cows, just badgers anywhere they are spotted.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:23, archived)
# [Well there you have your sensible contribution to discussion...
...selective areas should be targetted.
ie, those areas near cattle, and estimates of the size of the badgers' territories should be included in there somewhere... ;?) ]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:38, archived)
# SAVE THE BADGERS!
kill the pandas instead!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:07, archived)
# Save the pandas
Kill the Cows!
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:08, archived)
# Save the cow!
Cunt the peregrine falcon!

Edit: I mean osprey. For they are black and white. Apologies for the bird of prey mix-up. Normal service will be resumed shortly.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:09, archived)
# Cows are evil
they just stare at you
Crteepy
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:11, archived)
# Time to twat an eagle?
Lols
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:12, archived)
# Flash!
Flash I love you. But we have only got three minutes to twat and eagle!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:14, archived)
# I am already twat enough.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:14, archived)
# Come and have a go if you think you're twat enough:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:15, archived)
# some of my best friends are twats
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:17, archived)
# Well medical science can do some much these days.
I hear that people that are twats can live next to normal lives these days!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:20, archived)
# and normal people
Can live next to twats

As do I
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:26, archived)
# bloody useless pandas.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:09, archived)
# YES!!!
DIE THEY MUST DIE, THE PANDAS MUST DIE!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:12, archived)
# ah cannae get you tube at work..
=(
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:15, archived)
# Corky and the Juicepigs
'Die they must die, the pandas must die'.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:18, archived)
# those bastards!!
one of them was probably bitten by a badger as a child.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:07, archived)
# fuck 'em
what did the badgers ever do for us?
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:08, archived)
# and then kill them?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:08, archived)
# If we killed all the cows there wouldn't be a problem.
I'm going to start tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:10, archived)
# Or alternatively, I thought,
domesticate the badger.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:38, archived)
# :-(
CAPTIN DOES LOVE BAJJERS

Ning all- it's Friday for me!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:10, archived)
# what about us?!
god, you're so selfish!!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:11, archived)
# I love you too.
But you're not as cute as lully bajjers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:12, archived)
# that is very true...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:13, archived)
# Friday on Wednesday?
OOOh
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:14, archived)
# I know, well deserved time off.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:18, archived)
# Hmph
IT;s still wednesday here, you must live in a time Fwap
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:19, archived)
# I mean I've got tomorrow and Friday off.
I've got a haircut booked tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:21, archived)
# I just looked at the board stats.
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU MANAGE TWO THOUSAND POSTS?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:13, archived)
# Thats quite a feat
Nearly 3 times my entire total in 2 and something years!
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:17, archived)
# Not a bloody clue.
I blame you lot for being so sexy.

I shall be cutting down my b3taing though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:24, archived)
# Don't blame me, I can't help it.
Seriously though, I've had weeks where I've done pretty much nothing but sit on b3ta and I don't think I've reached 1000.

I think you may have set a record, for what it's worth.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:29, archived)
# I'm not proud...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:33, archived)
# I endorse anything to do with badgers that isn't breaking them.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:11, archived)
# Housebreaking?
Imagine. Pet badger. AWESOME. I'd call him Mushroom Mushroom.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:13, archived)
# Needs more snake.
But yes, a house badger would be the absolute fucking greatest.

And the next logical step up from the rabbit I used to own.

A real one, not the orgasm inducing kind.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:16, archived)
# I've got a lizard, she'll do.
Token reptile.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:19, archived)
# I've always wanted one of those giant crabs as a pet.
One as big as a dustbin lid. That'd scare away the salesmen.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:21, archived)
# If you get one, call it Minnie.
Tis a good name for a crab.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:23, archived)
# Nah, I'd want something a bit scarier.
Like BattleCrab or Professor Claws.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:24, archived)
# Mr Claw Pants
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:28, archived)
# we don' need no stinkin badgers!
just kidding of course. Can we not cull the government instead? They are endangering us all after all...

Anyone rememeber badger girl? (ftw)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:16, archived)
# I agree with you
for the same reason that I am willing to give a bit of pocket change to a Save the Pandas tin-rattler. Before strolling into a shop and buying a McBacon Heart Attack.

Animal cuteness is directly proportional to their right to life
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:17, archived)
# This
"What are you?"

"I'm an otter. I do cute human-like things with my paws."

"OK - you're free to go. What are you?"

"I'm a cow."

"You're a baseball glove"

"But I've got big eyes..."

"You're a jacket! Get on the van!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:22, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:27, archived)
# Who cares?
As long as I get my food I don't. This is how human society works.

Sanctimonious whining about giving animals human rights is just as much noise.

I don't see anyone complaining about the treatment of plankton in fish farms.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:20, archived)
# This is not how all of human society works
I applaud those who stand up and shout for what they believe is right.
As long as I agree with them of course.
All others can get tae feck.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:34, archived)
# Sadly, I'm afraid it is.
Humans are, like all animals, entirely selfish.

The difference is some are too scared to accept that, and so dress it up pretentiously as altruism and giving a damn about their fellows.

Cooperation only comes about through necessity, not through good will.

Animals are just bottom of the food chain.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:03, archived)
# The Government knows as much about the countryside
as a horse knows about engineering.

Banning fox hunting. Fucking idiots.
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:21, archived)
# Fox hunting.
Many people + many dogs after one fox. So a massive waste of energy, number one. So either foxhunters are fucking idiots, or fucking cruel bastards, as far as I can see. You really want a fox dead? One man and a shotgun. Whoops, forgot, foxes are 12 foot long laser-toting masterminds who NEED ten+ humans and a pack of hounds to chase them down.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:32, archived)
# ah, but the people are clever, because they breed the foxes themselves
so they know where to look for them.
Granted that means they've bred things to kill the chickens, BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE THEY CAN KILL STUFF!!!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:38, archived)
# You'd think, in this day and age, people would have an element of compassion.
If you're going to kill something, don't make the last hour of it's life full of fear and adrenaline and pain.

Sorry, foxhunters are cunts, in my humble opinion. I've sabbed a few hunts in my time and feel exactly 0% guilt.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:41, archived)
# There's no moral obligation to anthropomorphise wild animals,
even mammals.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:58, archived)
# no, but there is a moral obligation to question
why people want to inflict unnecessary pain on any living thing, and what kind of a fucked up person and dangerous member of society that makes them.

Lowered moral standards in most violent inmates can be traced back to incidents of their abusing animals earlier in their life.
If the shoe fits....
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Yes but you see
if you choose not to anthropomorphise, the pain becomes nothing to worry about it. You make it sound as if they're reveling in inflicting pain, which I agree would be immoral. It would be perfectly possible to be a foxhunter without imagining that the foxes are little humans undergoing terrible torment, though. Just like it's possible to be a fisherman without having sadistic feelings towards fish.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Oh, so they don't feel pain then?
How about I set a pack of dogs on you? Or are you different because you're a human? How fucking egotistical.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:07, archived)
# *sigh*
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Sorry, that was snarky of me
I shouldn't jump into these arguments if I don't enjoy them. OK: they don't experience pain in a morally relevant way, any more than a robot (equipped with nerve pathways) experiences pain. This is because they don't really think (and, come to that, don't have any morals or compassion).
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:16, archived)
# 'They don't experience pain in a morally relevant way'.
Could you explain this to me, please?

As far as I'm concerned I would respect anyone a hell of a lot more if they just came out and said 'I enjoy fox hunting because I enjoy killing foxes' over trying to justify it through convoluted moral standpoints.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Imagine you'd built a robot that reacts to damage because it receives signals from sensors.
Do you give it rights and pity just because it reacts?
I wish it wasn't necessary to defend hunting morally, too.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:08, archived)
# what about pheasent shooting?
is that ok?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Why foxes?
Lots of animals must be killed in the countryside. Cows have to killed if they're simply not the right kind of cow. Did you sabotage those farmers or wasn't it fashionable enough to appeal to your conscience?

Fox hunting only kills off the weakest of the foxes; the fast, healthy ones are too quick.
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:11, archived)
# They may be idiots
they may even be cruel people (even though fox hunting isn't cruel), but they should be allowed to do it if they want.

Shooting a fox is no better for the animal. 9 times out of 10 you don't kill it in the first shot, so it drags it's bleeding, half blown off body off into the undergrowth.
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:07, archived)
# while i agree with you
there are other impliations in the giving of vaccinations to be taken into account.

this may help explain.
www.badgers.org.uk/badgerpages/eurasian-badger-25.html

testing and vaccination do not go hand in hand at this point in time.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:50, archived)
# It's mostly about DEFRA
being completely shit at everything they do.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:59, archived)
# It's Defra now, not DEFRA...
Capital 'D', lower case the rest. It softens the perception, see?

I used to work for Defra. Most bureaucratic job I ever had, and I used to work for the DSS / Jobcentre!

Oh, shit. Just remembered my current post is funded by Defra. Lovely department...
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:30, archived)
# I too think this is ridiculous.
But can not but wonder as to how badger would taste marinaded in soy with basil, garlic and tarragon.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:07, archived)
# I always thought Elmo was scary

story

morning. any quake victims?
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 8:32, archived)
# my nipper had an elmo toy,
and one night, there was a thunder storm and after a particularly loud BOOM it came on and it creeped me out so much i couldn't get back to sleep!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 8:35, archived)
# yeah, I've still got a spot of RSI from an all nighter back in 1998
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 8:41, archived)
# ooer missus!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 8:48, archived)
# fnarr, snirk
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 8:56, archived)
# hahahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 8:54, archived)
# Hehehe
Morning B3tans!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 8:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 8:46, archived)
# Fake
No glowsticks.
'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 8:47, archived)
# There is one... and it's a good thing we can't see it.
Ning.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 8:50, archived)
# good 'ning
did someone say cake?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 8:54, archived)
# cake victims?
yes, there was one.
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 8:55, archived)
#
Indeed there was.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:28, archived)
# I didn't hear it
but I'm almost sure I heard "Bakewell Tart" being mentioned.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 8:56, archived)
# Naah
The earth didn't move for me last night.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 8:55, archived)
# Nor me
although something woke me up at around that time!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:03, archived)
# Thats Because
You don't Bake Well
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:03, archived)
# Cast aspersions upon my baking abilities at your peril!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:06, archived)
# what happened?
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Wed 27 Feb 2008, 5:46, archived)
# I think someone died.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 5:49, archived)
# Kitten is lost again.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 5:52, archived)
# Should've turned left at Albuquerque
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 8:10, archived)
# Now look, you've got me watching old Bugs Bunny cartoons.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 8:13, archived)
# Can't go wrong there.
Some good work, even chopped up as they are now.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 8:48, archived)
# Some fat chick fell over and it set off a siesmograph or something.
"5.5 and still alive" here though.
Edit: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1989_Newcastle_earthquake
Epicentre was 2ks from where I was living at the time (dear old mums). It was fun.
6/2007 storms did shitloads more damage though.
1/2 of my mates are still getting rich off the insurance bills.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 5:56, archived)
# I felt that one
I was miles away in Sydney, and thought it was a train going past.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 7:28, archived)
# I grew up next to a sandstone quarry. Slept right through it (in sydney).
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 8:43, archived)
# there's a wheel in the tim's.
or so i hear....
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 5:59, archived)
# no shark
no heliokopter

can't be real!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 6:03, archived)
# Good old youtube!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQ3VUBEHWLg
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 6:06, archived)
# good? old?
it is neither.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 6:15, archived)
# you are one.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 6:21, archived)
# i am old, it is true.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 6:27, archived)
# I think....
You shopped a photo of London on top of a photo of the Niagara Falls?

* WINS
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 7:46, archived)
# That's not just London
That's a future london with the new skyscrapers.
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 8:08, archived)
# not it's Victoria falls
suits London better
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:46, archived)
# i bet there's some nice eels in there!
*grabs net*
'NINGS ALL YOU HOT, SEXY B3TANS!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 8:33, archived)
# ning chap
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 8:41, archived)
# 'ning
Crikey this place is like Scotland on a flag day.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 8:46, archived)
# That is obvious
It's been caused by there being too many whales in the Thames.
100% of pure B3ta fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 8:46, archived)
# I know that future london!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:56, archived)
# i think i found the uplaod codez.


bonus kitty footage: pume, oom, jasper and squee and extra bonus squee.

edit: filesize of tininess exercise complete. that's the smallest gif with more than a few frames i've ever made.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 5:10, archived)
# ahhhhhhhhhhhh I just choked on my own tongue.
 
AWESOME
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 5:13, archived)
# yay for choking!
also, the gang says hello. they were all in full-on love mode tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 5:14, archived)
# I see Jasper is maek friends too.
 
that is good.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 5:15, archived)
# squee sort of adopted him.
oom is still playing alpha cat, but squee is pal to all. jasper seems a bit slow but he quickly figured out to make pals with the dog (not pictured here) and squee, and they keep oom at bay at times. pume is neutral, she treats everyone with disdain unless she wants to play.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 5:19, archived)
# Pfffft!
Fluff!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 5:28, archived)
# enough fluff that you need four hands.
i had them all on or within three feet of me for about an hour earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 5:31, archived)
# I kept reading that as "Uh-oh" instead of "Oh-oh".
I think porn would be much better if everyone kept saying "Uh-oh, spaghetti-o's" instead of all that groaning.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 5:47, archived)
# O LORD IN HEAVEN PLEASE FORGIVE ME FOR THIS VILE SIN I AM ABOUT TO COMMIT!
that would work too.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 6:00, archived)
# I dunno, I think just a constant stream of "uh-oh!" would be really awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 6:59, archived)
# Here, like this but with porn.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSFCZSxDreg
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 7:02, archived)
# heh. sorry, i was away watching judge judy.
too bad it's got ebaum's tag on it. i can't wait until someone kills that bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 7:30, archived)
# ...IN-TER-NET BAD...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 4:34, archived)
# If the internet bad, then how comes it's got so few e-numbers?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 4:34, archived)
# Oh dear, he must have found the wiki entry for fire.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 4:36, archived)
# ahhhahah.
 
en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Fire&diff=188169402&oldid=188169390
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 5:05, archived)
# aaaaaaaahhhhahhaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhahhhahhaaaahhhhahhah..
*breathe*

..aaahhhhahhhahhhhhhhhaahhhahah!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 4:37, archived)
# smash your computer NOW!...
...any way...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 4:45, archived)
# I NEED COMPUTER TO F5. HOW WILL I F5?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 4:50, archived)
# LIES!
internets bring me porn and funs. good stuff there mr. mic.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 5:13, archived)
# FUNPORNS.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 5:23, archived)
# DISCOUNT FUNNYBUNNY PORNS.
SEX IS SEXY.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 5:29, archived)
# UH-OH!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 5:58, archived)
# i should email her again.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 6:07, archived)
# Last one...
I'm tapped for things that might have caused the earthquake

Night all
Click for bigger (337KB)
(Feeb is a smooth operator, operating correctly, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 4:26, archived)
# THAT WOULD BE LIKE CLOVERFIELD TIMES 911!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 4:27, archived)
# haha!
yay! Anyone know of damage or anything? I felt it pretty strong and I'm in Sunderland so I can't imagine what it was like anywhere else
(Astrid, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 4:29, archived)
# It felt like fuck all in West Sussex.
I was on a squishy chair though, so that probably is why I didn't feel it.

BOLLOCKS TO FALSE EARTHQUAKES.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 4:31, archived)
# We had this thread on /talk 3 hours ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 4:35, archived)
# We had it on /board at the same time.
I'M JUST WAY FUCKING EXCITED, OK?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 4:36, archived)
# But you are able to make pretty pictures and felt it.
I can't and I didn't and I feel left out. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 5:10, archived)
# and it was shit then too lol
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 4:38, archived)
# I'LL SAVE YOU!!!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 4:32, archived)
# Smile you son of a bitch!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 4:34, archived)
# earthquake?
i didn't gain that much bloody weight....
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 5:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 3:55, archived)
# yoko?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 4:08, archived)
# oh no.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 4:09, archived)
# i went to a party dressed as john lennon
most people got it right, but i got "jim morrison" at least three times...
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 4:10, archived)
# well they are both dead.
 
AND NO LONGER RELEVANT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 4:13, archived)
# I'm still working my way through Viv Stanshall clips.
 
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Omc9lkSjYjc

I'M GONNA GET A TELLING OFF FOR MY BANDWIDTH THIS MONTH, HOO BOY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 4:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 4:29, archived)
# : )
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 4:33, archived)
# This effect you do on the cheeks makes all our laydeez look freshly slapped.
I'm not sure if this is deliberate, but it works.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 4:13, archived)
# CHICKS LOVE BEING SLAPPED.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 4:20, archived)
# IT TAKES A MANLY MAN TO BEAT A LADY.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 4:24, archived)
# JUST ASK IKE TURNER.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 4:26, archived)
# Love the subtle gradients on this.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 4:28, archived)
# ready!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 4:37, archived)
# I like this so very much
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:20, archived)
# bloody good, mister man.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 5:28, archived)
# Oh yes, he wants his job back
No one can prepare for GIANT MONKEY BLAIR!

You might even feel him tonight
(Feeb is a smooth operator, operating correctly, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 3:48, archived)
# the world is not ready for GIANT MONKEY BLAIR.
 
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 3:54, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KC1aJEdaD_Q&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 3:55, archived)
# YES SIR I LIKE IT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 3:59, archived)
# ashally we've been getting sod all Aussie comedy lately.
 
I'm having to make do with re-runs of Ronnie Johns.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 4:00, archived)
# HARDEN THE FUCK UP, AUSTRALIA
 
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XY3TfjOeuhM
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 4:48, archived)
# I like the nihilists, too.
 
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rX7Cv58CJMc
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 4:55, archived)
# hahahahahaaa!
Fucking brilliant!
havent seen that one:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 5:06, archived)
# I fucking love that one.
Some may be able to tell this as I frequently quote it here:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 5:03, archived)
# did you see this related clip?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-3fpDYPT2M

I wonder whether Audioslave187 would say that to his face
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 5:08, archived)
# Australian TV is shit.
Excluding the Chaser and Thank God You're Here.
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:32, archived)
# It's over, don't panic
(The front teeth of Omar Sharif Mexico's Greatest Transgender Actoress, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 3:45, archived)
# and we all will go together when we go.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 3:47, archived)
# haha
:P probably wouldnt do anything, either.
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 3:47, archived)
[challenge entry] ...say 'HI' all...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 3:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 3:50, archived)
# haha
what?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 4:07, archived)
# aah!
i want to spang it
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 3:51, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7K8yGpZ-O0M&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 4:00, archived)
# hahaha
this is great
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 4:02, archived)
# WAS GONNA DO A DRAWING THREAD, AS IT'S SO QUIET.
But MattPineapple wussed out because he's all wussy. I DREW SOMETHING THOUGH.


The theme was 'fishing'. Anyone want to draw fishin' too?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 3:26, archived)
# I AM A PANSY WHO REPOSTS INSTEAD BECAUSE I FUCKING HATE PAINT.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 3:29, archived)
# that t-rex's teeth looks more suitable for tearing lettuce
than chomping and tearing raw flesh.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 3:32, archived)
# A T-REX IS ONLY HAPPY WHEN STOMPING ON THINGS, EVERYONE KNOWS THAT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 3:39, archived)
# YOU FEAR PAINT.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 3:54, archived)
# how 'bout diving?...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 3:37, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 3:54, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 4:28, archived)
# it is a bit wobbly because I did it quickly when no-one was looking.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 4:34, archived)
# It's ace.
What does your job entail?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 4:41, archived)
# I am being a bookwallah, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 4:49, archived)
# PEA ROOOOOAST TIEM!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Cukeasaurus was once known as Misanthropy., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 3:55, archived)
# Tick Tock . . . Vertigo Clock
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 2:47, archived)
# thats no vertigo clock!
FIND A DOORWAY TO STAND UNDER!!!

Actually, I just got back to the office. How big was this quake?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 2:52, archived)
# Anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 2:56, archived)
# Anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 2:57, archived)
# Surf's up !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 2:58, archived)
# oh,
*puts pants back on*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 2:59, archived)
# OMG!
THEY ARE ALL DEAD OR TURNED INTO FLESH EATING ZOMBIES!
*Drives aroung /board in exotic sports car shooting zombies whilst trying to find a cure and re-populate the earth*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 2:59, archived)
# Shoot the zombie bear !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 3:10, archived)
# That's quite a coincidence
Kk and I were looking at Mark Ryden's site yesterday. I think I've finally decided I actually love his stuff. I was on the fence about it for ages.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 3:15, archived)
# He does make one wonder
what he is/was thinking . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 3:18, archived)
# What do you think of Deryk Thomas' stuff?
www.derykthomas.com/artwork/birthday.html
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 3:22, archived)
# shame you can only buy the artwork on plates
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 3:28, archived)
# awwwww!
 
wondrous.
www.derykthomas.com/artwork/whitelight.html
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 3:46, archived)
# Swans/Angels of Light/Michael Gira ALWAYS use his art.
That one's on a Swans 2CD. Soundtracks for the Blind, I believe.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 4:30, archived)
# Ooh, thanks for that. I've not even heard of him before.
I'll take a proper look at this tomorrow. My first impression is that his stuff is at least superficially similar to Ryden's. One of the sketches though, of two dogs, I really disliked the style of. It's interesting stuff, I'll spend some time checking it out tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 4:00, archived)
# Yeah, his style looked similar to me, and as one of those art studenty types, I figured it'd be wrong not to share :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 4:30, archived)
# you just liked the way the fence felt in you special places didnt you!?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 3:26, archived)
# still like Kelly Vivanco.
 
www.kellyvivanco.com/
intially for her cartoons but her paintings are rather lush
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 3:48, archived)
# Ooh, another new name for me.
I'll check this out properly tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 4:01, archived)
# I post links to "Patches" fairly regularly.
 
www.hingos.com/patches/index.php?pt=080220
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 4:05, archived)
# Ah
this I remember. I like them, but I never really got hooked. I should look at some more.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 4:30, archived)
# ...he's so cute though...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 3:35, archived)
# And yet . . . she stays so trim . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 3:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 3:51, archived)
# we serve our purpose: ridding the world of slatterns.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 6:20, archived)
# I WAS SITTING ON A COMFY CHAIR, SO I DIDN'T FEEL IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 3:00, archived)
# I'll bet your man mammaries are still jigling though.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 3:02, archived)
# They didn't feel it either.
I was hoovering them at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 3:04, archived)
# you sexy cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 3:06, archived)
# who cares?
 
I hadn't seen this before, raised a smile:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=411ueiat2sY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 3:15, archived)
# Presumably lost ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 3:22, archived)
# we all care Rapitinui.
we all care.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 3:27, archived)
# FIRE UP THE P-LAB
 
www.youtube.com/watch?v=owHE-HF4rk4
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 3:38, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wOb-dm5GoI&NR=1
gc
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 3:47, archived)
# OR YOU CAN HAVE SOME CHASER
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lM56Q2AhOIA&NR=1
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 3:50, archived)
# "knife me and then take it for free.."
 
ahhh that is GOLD.
Shame it doesn't screen over the ditch.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 3:58, archived)
# I have season 1 & 2 here if you want.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 4:02, archived)
# i was sitting in my living room in leeds playing poker
and our beer wall wobbled a bit (but didnt collapse) and the chairs wobbled.
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 3:40, archived)
# someone must have called them fat on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 3:43, archived)
# i believe this to be the case.
*nods*
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 3:48, archived)
# It wobbles... D:
I find myself looking at this for way too long.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 3:01, archived)
# like wow dude...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 3:38, archived)
# It's finally happening! My dream is coming true!!
(__, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 2:00, archived)
# Epic
D:
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 2:03, archived)
# National dress: the t-shirt.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 2:04, archived)
# And nothing else?
(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 2:06, archived)
# socks
of course
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 2:06, archived)
# For the penis?
(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 2:07, archived)
# knit your own?
www.b3ta.com/links/159334
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 2:08, archived)
# that is ace, I'm doing that
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 2:21, archived)
# instructables ought to fix their fucking awful website.
it is broken or locks up every time i go near it.

and, it's ugly.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 6:26, archived)
# no, for the feet
don't want your toes to get cold now do we!
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 2:09, archived)
# It was going to be a destructive plate margin methinks!
edit: but that is happening to the east side of Africa.

Woo non-the less!
And i'm well moving back to Northdonia.

G'night b3ta

ALSO have the USGS thing, if you haven't had it

earthquake.usgs.gov/eqcenter/recenteqsww/Quakes/us2008nyae.php#details
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 2:06, archived)
# I never did like Lincoln much
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 2:34, archived)
# did you stamp your foot
or fart or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 2:40, archived)
# I never liked YOU much
(I helped save b3ta! The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 2:49, archived)
# Lolz
Its happening.
(Fluffster, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 2:06, archived)
# *titters*
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 2:07, archived)
# Hooray!
Finally we shall be free to conquer the icey waves of the Atlantic!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 2:13, archived)
# Hit the north
with a very large rolled-up Guardian complete with 6 inch nail through the end.
(miniscule connanoncho, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 2:16, archived)
# Was that an earthquake or did I just fart?
Honestly I was at work; all I felt was a slight shudder; I thought I'd just knocked my desk!
(MrTM, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 2:23, archived)
# i welcome this
i'm suspicious of the white dot east of aberdeen though
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 2:24, archived)
# Just a quick sorry about earlier.
I was just seeing what would happen if I kicked a feather in Japan.

Bloody Chaos Theory!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 2:25, archived)
# I think I'd fall into the sea if this happened
but I'd swim to the northern shore!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 2:26, archived)
# OOOOOOOH there WAS an earthquake?!
I felt something but I wasnt sure, thought i was just leaning on my chair too hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 2:30, archived)
# Yay!
Bradford-on-sea ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Grem was invited out to smoke cigars in the pub tonight, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 2:30, archived)
# JUST WAIT FOR THE TSUNAMI MOTHERFUCKERS!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 2:45, archived)
# BRING IT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 4:10, archived)

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