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[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:48, archived)
# hahahaha
ha
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:50, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:51, archived)
# pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:52, archived)
# hahaha
click
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:53, archived)
# hehe
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:59, archived)
# can i have more
(Steelrat The thief of bad gags., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:48, archived)
# I don't get this
because I can pronounce "Moore" properly.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:49, archived)
# more/moore
to me sound the same.

What's the difference, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:50, archived)
# I think he may have been cheekily pointing out the speeling mousteek
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:52, archived)
# *smacks forehead*
I'm sorry, I'm being very, very distracted.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:53, archived)
# *puts shirt back on*
sorry cap'n...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:54, archived)
# That's better.
Now she can stop vomiting and get back to work.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:55, archived)
# MRS GIDEON!
MRSGIDEONILOVEYOU
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:55, archived)
# why must I live like freak? (freak)
defoooormed useless and embarraaaassed.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Cry for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Argentina
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)
# turner
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:40, archived)
# no
I'm pointing out the englishers say "Moore" the same as "more" while us scots pronounce it "Moore" with "oo"

The old RP poor, pour, paw test. If they all sound the same, you're rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:55, archived)
# I'm rubbish, then.
Although if I say paw it's got a slightly different sound at the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:58, archived)
# I say
poooor, pohr, and pau.

therefore, am brill.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:59, archived)
# i say
poor
pour
paw
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:04, archived)
# I'm brill in other ways though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Oh
shut me up
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:21, archived)
# more or less
dbroon, you can pronounce other sounds that cant be heard by normal humans then i take it ,
(Steelrat The thief of bad gags., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:55, archived)
# I do not understand
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:02, archived)
# realistic face...have you got one?


www.ironicbbq.co.uk
(Ironic BBQ, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Awesome.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:49, archived)
# youre just saying that because...
...you have a realistic face!
(Ironic BBQ, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:51, archived)
# I have been told so, yes*.


I wish
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:52, archived)
# I love your stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Rightio thats it. I'm off for beer and fornication*.

*or frantic self abuse
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:44, archived)
# frantic self abuse FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:46, archived)
# That is DEFINITELY Dickens!
Bleak House?
The Pickwick Papers?

Damn! I never get these!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:47, archived)
# it's Oliver Twist you knumbskull!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Gah!
Of course!

"... and it was then, notwithstanding that by his side the entire time had been well over the alloted amount for which he had invoiced several weeks ago, that he saw, within the darkened realms of the shadows in the room, her face, and on gazing upon her beauty for several minutes, becried 'frantic self abuse FTW!', and thence - promptly - fwapped."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:52, archived)
# silly person!
it a quote from chaucer's cunterbury tales!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Aye thynk notte, o vile sapien!
See aburve quot from thee Dyckenses!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Dyckenses? pff
gollum goes classical ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:07, archived)
# hahaha
excellent buildup
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Two moon sized pics in a row
my screen just asploded.

But both ace
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:46, archived)
# pump pump pump pumpkin!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:47, archived)
# I don't have a pumpkin to hand, unfortunately.
Luckily, I do have a hand to hand.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Any means to an end
;)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:49, archived)
# hahahaha!!
good advice!
no pumpkins...
*wanders down down to the morgue*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:49, archived)
# "Nope! No pumpkins down here, either."
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:54, archived)
# we'll have to improvise...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Hahaha
Don't we do that every day though?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:50, archived)
# this has ham on it
Ham baker 1000!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Gonna post this every friday are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:59, archived)
# 'twasent me then
I stared to fear that I has printed it and sticked it on my collegue's wall from the future
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:12, archived)
# hahaha
this wins Best Use Of Scrollbar Award
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Abstract Art
(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:44, archived)
# ooh makes me think of old school Sc-fi
THE TRIPODS......for some reason
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Ooh, I loved that.
Think we were forced to read the book in school, so we got to watch loads of it. Watching TV is school was one of lifes little pleasures back then.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:51, archived)
# is it for a game?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:46, archived)
# its for a ...
wall
(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:47, archived)
# i like it!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Cor blimey.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:50, archived)
# best. hat. ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)
# ^ this ^
This wins all hats (apart from mine)

_/*\_
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)
# well your hat is very impressive
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)
# X-Men 3-D?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Corr.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:59, archived)
# But seriously you may have missed this earlier
laughs in an ironic postmodern sort of way.




Click for bigger (114KB)

N.B. this is my 1st and last pea
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Pffft
It had to be done...


hamtoucher
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:26, archived)
# tis over and done sir
.
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:28, archived)
# pearoats you say?


(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:27, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Weeriao!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:28, archived)
# discomeats!
Discomeats!!
DISCOMEATS!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)
# everybody has been wondering where you was!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:39, archived)
# where who what?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:40, archived)
# He's been on the evening shift for a few days now.
I guess he didn't like you day shifters enough to show up here before now.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:41, archived)
# i don't blame him...
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Too much ginger around, I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:44, archived)
# *waves some sexy discomeats ginger hair about*
hehe
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:55, archived)
# you sure do got a purty mouth
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:44, archived)
# *pouts*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:51, archived)
# For good times, try evening times!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:45, archived)
# I can't decide which shift I like best.
They're all subtly different.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:47, archived)
# THIS^
They are all good.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:55, archived)
# I been all emo and shit
and now I come back it's looking like I'll have about zero free time very soon so am not likely to be here much in future at least during the week
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Bah!
Quit your job/whatever other inconvenience there is.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:56, archived)
# but what if the killer robots come after me?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:05, archived)
# If you hide on b3ta they'll never find you
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:07, archived)
# they migth tho
using science
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Ha ha.
I see what you did there.

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:28, archived)
#









cock
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:32, archived)
# this does not ap-
pease me
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:32, archived)
# This is truly wonderful
and wonderfully true!
(the tea and pron bit)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Post it again!
And again!

Until the irony of it all comes full circle.
(I helped save b3ta! chart cat has an itch, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Ham
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:40, archived)
# hahahaha!!
make his dog a runner bean!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:41, archived)
# hahaha
:D

C'est nes pas une legume c'est un pois!

O_o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)
# twat
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:22, archived)
[challenge entry] bindun?
(Jezziah, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:17, archived)
# it is definitely funny
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:18, archived)
# indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:19, archived)
# i wish i had had more sex :(
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:20, archived)
# you can have some of mine..
*offers*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:21, archived)
# it smells funny
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:22, archived)
# too bloody picky,
thats your problem!!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:23, archived)
# like it matters,
i will never get to have sex :(
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:24, archived)
# get yourself down to the docks man!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:25, archived)
# There's nothing there now
Apart from Torchwood
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Mmmmm Ianto.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Funny - Tick
Swears - Tick
Wins - Tick
I like this - Click
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:20, archived)
# cheers
at least someone likes it
(Jezziah, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Haha - noob attack!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:21, archived)
# moob attack!
*lifts t-shirt*
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:22, archived)
# *nuzzles fondly*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Bugger fondly!
What about ME?
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:28, archived)
# You'll get your turn
*buggers nuzzles*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Ohhhhhh this is ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:23, archived)
# I love this!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:23, archived)
# he is obscene yet cute.
i feel odd now.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:24, archived)
# and in no way related to judge dredd
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:27, archived)
# hahaha!
i am the dan!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)
# or the Tick....
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)
# I love you.
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:32, archived)
# whoop!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:34, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)
# please stop
i am running out of clean underwear ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:34, archived)
# ok
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)
# mmmmmmm lollipops...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:40, archived)
# That's never stopped me.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:36, archived)
# i''l bet ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Chris Moyles!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Indeed!
The fecker.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)
# such a portly fellow
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Well that's as maybe
but he's such a tosser
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:32, archived)
# i don't listen to the radio
my life is much better for it
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:33, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Hurrah for Gary Larson.
Although be careful, he is very protective of his work.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:09, archived)
# But,
Don't Worth1000 have a 'Photoshop the Far Side' compo every other month?
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:10, archived)
# do they have a lawsuit every other month?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Dunno.
Never tried worth1000. He has licenced some of his works out after he went on a rampage with cease and decist orders on any site using or hosting his images.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:12, archived)
# but this is
precisely the aim of the image challenge this year. Cause fuss and offence leading to lawyer's letters to further b3ta's 'subversive' image. ( and at that point pull the plug because well, it's not really subversive when it comes down to it ).
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Heh, or "nobody puts baby in the coroner"
as somebody said on /talk yesterday :)
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:20, archived)
# on where?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:22, archived)
# on /talk?
are you sure?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:23, archived)
# MELONS!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Hey, this isn't a Comic Strip panel!

CFB (B=Blog)
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:06, archived)
# hahahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Isn't it Return of the Living dead 5: Anal Zombie Rape?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:07, archived)
# There is a number 5 actually.
After sitting through this godawful one though I'm loathed to see it. Anal Zombie Rape would be better.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:09, archived)
# if you are disappointed by the state of zombie films
I suggest you don't watch Land of the Dead... it might tip you over the edge. It really is a terribly bad film, with the innanest of scripts and absence of story.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Ha ha.
Actually watched that again a few months back. I hated it at the Cinema, but strangely enjoyed the DVD. Just for the gore mostly.

New Romero isn't half bad either. Go watch it this weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:14, archived)
#
i'm too much of a scaredy to watch horror films...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:15, archived)
# I prefer Viennetta
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:17, archived)
# ^this. in shedloads.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:14, archived)
# The lighting's quite nice.
And it's nice to see Pegg and Frost in it.

That's all.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:17, archived)
# I enjoyed LotD
It was just a balls to wall fun zombie film.

I know it's sacriledge, but I always found Dawn a little dull. the remake was much better.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:23, archived)
# *resists urge to burn joe's embassy*
i can see where you're coming from, the remake certainly has more action. but can you not love the original for its utter wonderfulness? zombies were meant to be slow back then, there's lots of gore, there's angst and humour. sure, the social commentary may seem a little heavy-handed, but that is vastly outweighed by the film's good points.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Nah...
its all the 'social allegory' stuff.

Its as if he beleieved all the stuff people said about NotLD having this political undercurrent, even though he's admitted that wasn't intentinaol.

So on dawn he did it delibrately, and it justr bogs everything down.

Love Savini's biker gang though

EDIT: I should point out I am a zombie film WHORE and will watch anything with zombies in.

Christ i even sat through Oasis of the Zombies... which is more painful than it sounds
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Not seen Oasis....
It's released in two totally different versions, because they filmed extra scenes for the European release and US one, with totally different cast and stuff. Seems pretty weird, and I don't know which version I should actually buy.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:36, archived)
# The version I saw
was relatively gore free... though I don't think even that would have improved it.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:43, archived)
# i can't believe i'm going to say this, but
if you watch the normal one, not the director's cut, it's less heavy-handed.
a mate of mine met savini and told him that i'd said he looked like my mate. he said he was flattered and to tell me he said hello! i almost melted with pleasure when i heard...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:39, archived)
# The Directors Cut is really just an extended version that was made to show in film festivals before general release.
Romero himself prefers the standard Theatrical one.
There is also the Argento version, which is shorter with more emphasis on the action, and has more of the Goblin music in it. Sadly I've not found the time to watch it.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:43, archived)
# I've got the theatrical version
on video, but its cut.

The DVD I've got uncut is the 2 and half hour version.

zzzzzzzz.......
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:44, archived)
# i've seen the argento version
i think it's about 20 minutes shorter than romero's director's cut. the standard one is still the best, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Then whatever you do, don't watch this year's 'Day of the Dead'
as 'Land of' looks like feckin' Ghandi film making in comparison
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Yeah, i've heard awful stuff about that one, but I feel it is my duty to check it out.
Maybe I am kind of a masochist for shit films.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)
# i knew there was a reason i loved you
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:10, archived)
# 'Noon Monkey.
Love you too!
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:12, archived)
# 'noon
so, you've seen it, then? what's it like?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Shocking.
Utterly shocking. And not in a scary sense, in a shockingly inept sense.

I've got number 5 to watch too, but think i'll put that off as long as possible. I have plenty of others to keep me amused.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:19, archived)
# pff
i expected as much. will you be watching diary of the dead this weekend? i'm going to try to see it sunday if i can
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Saw it ages ago, but will probably drag my housemate to it in the week sometime.
Doubt it'll be at the cinema for very long, but you never know.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:23, archived)
# i'll try to go to my little local cinema
it's really old, reminds me of Demons, is only 10 minutes walk away and sells nachos with real nacho cheese.
a rare gem, i think you'll agree.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:33, archived)
# DO helicopters crash into it
at opportune moments?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)
# i wish!
that would be so cool. they don't even have motorbikes in the lobby!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:43, archived)
# sounds like a shit cinema
but at least you've got one.

My local is currently rotting away in the hands of the UCKG... fuckers
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:45, archived)
# i've been going there
since i was 5. they tried to close it down about 10 years ago, but people wouldn't let them, so it's now a community-run cinema. if i ever win the lottery, i'm going to buy it and have friday fright nights there every week.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:49, archived)
# 'noons monkster!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:14, archived)
# 'noon, ivesy!
i've been looking at megabus, return ticket to london for £10. is that good or what?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:16, archived)
# tis very good,
but it leaves portsmouth at 6.30 i think, which is a bit early for me!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:20, archived)
# can't you get a later one?
or move to london?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Good advice for anyone living in Pompey.


Not that i'm from Southampton or anything.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:24, archived)
# i don't live in pompy,
i live in fareham
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:27, archived)
# there isn't any later ones.
and NO!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:26, archived)
# heheh
i don't blame you, i wouldn't live there either.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:30, archived)
# *prints and sends to up the arse corner*
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Hahaha
Can I ask why?
Fuck it!
Why?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:15, archived)
# I does the images for my Zombie films blog.
Then I post them here in a obvious blogspam manner.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Ta!
I just spotted that!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:21, archived)
# [CHOMP!
woo]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:33, archived)
# you clicky
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue318/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:57, archived)
# as you command
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:58, archived)
# first post
edit: argh
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:58, archived)
# oh no
you're not one of those talkbackers are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:59, archived)
# hah!
I am teh WINNAR!
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:59, archived)
# is not the phrase "fristy prost"
or "frosty piss" ?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Have you been on the cooking sherry again?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)
# on it?
I've been relaxing in a pool of it, old chap :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Only in Soviet Russia.
(Kinnell, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:03, archived)
# yes, quite
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:13, archived)
# hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:58, archived)
# So sure, Mr Manuel. I must say, I admire your fervency.
*strokes cat*

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:59, archived)
# pfff
you're stroking your pussy lol ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:06, archived)
# backwards
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:06, archived)
# 0_0
get that fur up!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:09, archived)
# *electrifies*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:10, archived)
# *fizzles*
*burns*
*dies*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:12, archived)
# hehe
I'm glad you said it!

All caught up on sleep yet?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:09, archived)
# yep :)
wide awake and raring to go!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:11, archived)
# FERST LAOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Read that already.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:03, archived)
# and me
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:14, archived)
# no, AYE am first!
AYE am first!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:03, archived)
# never!!
you my have my soul and all my work time, but i....
ah bollocks.
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Where is food fight?
WHERE?

Gnaarrrrrrrrrrr. *eats pillow*
(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Hooray!

am i doing it right?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:43, archived)
# This could end in tears
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Should end in tares
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:46, archived)
# no
because there are some things that are sacred, and calvin and hobbes is one of them
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Calvin used to suck the dad's cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:47, archived)
# But that's what all boys do with their Dad.
Isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:48, archived)
# I used to suck your mums
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Which one?
She has 4.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:49, archived)
# If I remember correctly...
It was the second from the left, the one that looks like a worm infested gherkin.

* Could be wrong though, I have had so many
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:53, archived)
# only if they love you very much
i remember when my dad stopped letting me after my brother was born :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:52, archived)
# ONLY IN HIS IMAGINATION.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Who's Liam Byrne
?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Ah, the last ever Calvin and Hobbes strip.
I fuckin LOVE C&H. Some genuine art goes into the drawings, and the whole concept is just ace.

However you have improved it immesurably.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:47, archived)
# it is beautiful.
but more beautiful with cocks and whores scrawled over it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Ah,
that's my motto for life.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:48, archived)
# I love C&H
but it IS about a kid with severe mental problems
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:52, archived)
# that's why it speaks to so many of us
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:02, archived)
# if that's not right i don't want to be not wrong
It's both heartfelt and moving - the kind of thing that impels you to cry tears of sorrow and joy at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:49, archived)
# it is a true symbolisation of when he grew up.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:51, archived)
# WANG
lol
edit : did he grow a red hat?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Mictoboy in the 4th?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:50, archived)
# so very much this
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:54, archived)
# yes, pretty much

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Needs more urination.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:53, archived)
# 84Kb
yep! Thassright!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:54, archived)
# that's the ticket
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Asshat.
(Kinnell, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Make it smaller you utter cock touching piss bag
that's so shitly done you should fuck off, come back, apologise, fuck off and then fuck off some more.


/this comment is purely because you have shat on the last ever C&H which is pretty much the same as burning a copy of the Qur'an to me. You utter ballbag ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)
# i win!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Good man.
That response alone justifies your artistic endeavours.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:12, archived)
# no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no . . .
no no no no no no no no . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:40, archived)
# THERE'S NO LIMIT!
Hahahahaha, he's never looked so good. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:41, archived)
# erm . . . . Shirley, SHE'S never looked so good . . . ?
SHE'S never looked so good . . . ?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:43, archived)
# She used to look lovely before the smack.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Who smacked her!?

*offers reward*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Nazis?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:46, archived)
# DAMN!
I ent rewarding no nazis!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:47, archived)
# *looks creepy*
*wanks*

OMG COOL SHIRT.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:44, archived)
# TITS
BOOBS


TITS
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:44, archived)
# breats!
wabs!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:45, archived)
# CHEBS
norks!


BAHJUNGAHS!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:47, archived)
# This bodes well.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:45, archived)
# NORKS
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Don't make me gag you.
It'll give me ideas.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:56, archived)
# that's very artistic semen you have there!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:45, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:47, archived)
# There's more of it round the back!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:48, archived)
# hahahaha!
Poor Wow! Can't press a button without looking at it . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:45, archived)
# I tried looking at the mirror, I kept looking all wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:46, archived)
# you are a bit wrong
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Yeah, and you love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Nicely shopped!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:45, archived)
# That looks a bit like the lass off
mythbusters.


Ooooo, is it the Cap'n?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Aye, tis I.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:46, archived)
# I don't think your hair was quite that red
last time I saw you.

Lovely picture.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:49, archived)
# It used to be....fire engine red!
Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:50, archived)
# *hoses down*
sorry, hot flush
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Cor!
top chebs.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Is that a card game?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:49, archived)
# If not
It should be
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:52, archived)
# it needs to be.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Can I take the photos for the cards?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:54, archived)
# go on then
*poses*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)
# you TIT!
oh!

*photographs*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:02, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:50, archived)
# I am no longer reading your name as Ttssattsr (or toaster)
but now titsytshirts
Again capt'n - hot hot hot :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Hahahaha you're mental but ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:50, archived)
# your welcome :)
*doffs cap*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:51, archived)
# DO PEOPLE READ IT AS TOASTER!?!
I'll have to change it to Ocrilim soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:57, archived)
# no... just me :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:04, archived)
# I can't tell if the Captain has earlobes or not
but it is a lovely t-shirt, modelled at least 1000% better than the Duke of Buccleuch
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:53, archived)
# I do.
:D I have no idea what you just said.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:54, archived)
# although everyone is commenting on the ampleness of parts of the figure, I must admit
it's the red hair for me :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Hahaha! Totally fake, I'm afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:56, archived)
# I care not a jot, it's red :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:56, archived)
# :D an equal opportunities chap!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:58, archived)
# B3ta just got a big erection.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Phwoar!
I want one!

Does it come without fabric?

:P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Only at certain points during the evening.
It does get much more expensive without the wrapping though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:56, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:02, archived)
# whoah, fatty
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:58, archived)
# I know.
The sad thing is I've probably fucked more women than you even WITH the added weight. Shameful, I know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:03, archived)
# touch-fucking-é
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:06, archived)
# haha
I just looked at his photobucket account, he's certainly virgin/rapist material.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Whereas I'm just a bit of a rapist.
*licks finger, draws i in the air*

I think I win that round.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:12, archived)
# are we boyfriend and girlfriend yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:17, archived)
# or virgin rapist!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:14, archived)
# that wouldn't suprise me,
i'm gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:14, archived)
# People, then.
Makes no difference.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:14, archived)
# probably, you hussy!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:15, archived)
# did i mention i also have a very tiny willy?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Stop!
I'm gonna explode!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:23, archived)
# it's business time!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Hur hur hur.
Girls have boobs.
(Kinnell, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:06, archived)
# ooOOoo!
:p
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:09, archived)
# I think that's the sexiest paintmash I've ever seen.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:41, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Nice one!
Clicks
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:42, archived)
# I believe Mictoboy may have had her
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Darn tootin'!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:43, archived)
# woot!
ou ou ou ps pu q o ob o p
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:43, archived)
# haha. Excellent, you buffoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Johnny Ball?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:53, archived)
# they tried to make me woo dave's picture
and i said

no no no
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:45, archived)
# *scowls*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:46, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Hurrah!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:55, archived)
# *Un-Lurks*





















Pffftt...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:45, archived)
# collers?
COLLERS?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:49, archived)
# hahaha ^this
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Harry was never any good at the three R's
Reading
Riting &
Ramming it up you R's
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:55, archived)
# It's funny because it's true
Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:46, archived)
# *CLICKS* *CLICKS HARD*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:50, archived)
# i been singing that all along :D
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:50, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:40, archived)
# I am not clever enough to understand the punchline
But the thought of Rupe buying class A's made me giigle, so all is not lost.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:41, archived)
# nice try at rhyming something with "synthesis", but no cigar.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:43, archived)
# hahaha
true!
it's back to rhyming couplet classes for me!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:44, archived)
# :)
Homework for the week is to find something that rhymes with "synthesis" and "orange"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:53, archived)
# "whose plinth is this?"
ummm
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 18:08, archived)
# you know too much about the manufacturing of drugs
this can mean only one thing...
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:44, archived)
# I can has cocktails pls k thx
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Looking like that
I think you have had one too many already mate!
That is some Serious room spin going on there!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:39, archived)
# *bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Blue drinks
are WRONG!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Wot you saying!!!!!
"Hides bottle of antifreeze behind back"
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:42, archived)
# *sneaks up from behind*
*steals antifreeze*
*runs off giggling*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Oi you!!!!
That only leaves me with this half bottle of HOMEBASE odourless turpentine.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:46, archived)
# crikey!
how classy are you!

that's the tipple of kings!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:53, archived)
#

Previously
Previously
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:33, archived)
# You did. YOU took the jam out of my doughnut, Tommy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:36, archived)
# OH MY
I get a nostalgic twinge seeing your old username. Brings back mental images of pirates.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Arf!
WOO!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Hazzar!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:45, archived)
# ha ha!
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:47, archived)
# That's not
a particularly Happy Face.

I'd take that back if I were you
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Ha ha!
That's lovely and grim in roughly equal proportion.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Rubbish!
no wonder you're #2 in the AMcD fan club



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:42, archived)
# arf!


i vant to suck your jam!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:43, archived)
# ha!
i bet you didn't even get a 2008 calendar!
some fan you are....
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:44, archived)
# LOL
COAP!

he just annoys me now, i thought he was alright but he just annoys me now.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:35, archived)
# GFLUG!
GLU
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:35, archived)
# haha
what's going on here

are they fleeing from xenu?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:36, archived)
# if you're a scientologist, are you allowed to have blowjobs?
If not, I consider them to be a bunch of insane, gullible, inhuman, cultish cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Is skug about?
Here's a skugosaurus made from a cucumber, a gherkin and a dinosaur cake...

(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:29, archived)
# hahaha!
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:30, archived)
# that's surprisingly good
although cucumber is the cock of satan
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:30, archived)
# ta
and pork scratchings are the devils toenails
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Piss off, pork scratchings are one of the best things about being human.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:33, archived)
# a tad harsh
next you'll be telling me baked beans are nice
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:35, archived)
# *bokes*
No. No I won't.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:35, archived)
# ^ that
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Then let me gobble him up.
Cucumber is lush.

Edit and with reference to the above I had spme pork scratchings for the first time in years just last night with my ale. I enjoyed them a lot ( plus the peanuts and salt and vinegar twirls. I had a proper pub lunch at home in the evening ;))
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:32, archived)
# This.
In massive quantities.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:33, archived)
# not a big fan of eating fried pig skin.
myself, but i love dry roasted peanuts.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Honey roasted are also yum.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:37, archived)
# And riddle me this.
Whatever happened to Hickory smoked Planters? I could eat those until my anus bled.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:39, archived)
# I think I've had them.
In fact, I'm sure I have. They were lovely.


I really want sesame snaps now, for some reson.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:40, archived)
# I made some sesame prawn toast last night.
It was delicious.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:41, archived)
# I haven't made that in a while.
Mmmmmmmmm....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:42, archived)
# I needed some unhealthiness to balance out the mackerel and stir fried tofu
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:43, archived)
# pork scratchings are good if they're proper
I had some nice crunchy ones once, however, I had some that were quite puffed up, and it give the sensation of chewing tumours.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:42, archived)
# I get mine
when I have bothered, from the butcher who makes his own and does not charge a ridiculous price for a huge bag.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:46, archived)
# It's nice in the right circumstances.
At other times, it can make everything soggy and horrible
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:32, archived)
# i actually used to have nightmares about cucumber
specifically being force fed cucumber jelly by the half cast bloke who used to present the dodgy gameshow part of motormouth...i'm sure theres some kind of freudian analysis to be had there...i.e. i don't like eating cock
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:41, archived)
# I expect it means you're gay.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:43, archived)
# i don't think so
*bums*
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:48, archived)
# YAY!
I LOVEIT! wooyay!
p.s. i just got here - great timing :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:35, archived)
# \o/
I was long overdue making one :)
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Woo!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Mutha-fluffing BOVIIIINNNEEEE
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:26, archived)
# MOO!
also: WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Ooh, reflections!
MOO!
WOOi
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Ha ha!
Wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:27, archived)
# lovely!
mildly raped by compression though ay?
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:29, archived)
# This I like.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:29, archived)
# absolutely.


Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:29, archived)
# dither-tastic
moo! woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:30, archived)
# and again lol
(maverickmonster, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Oh dear
.....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:17, archived)
# fuck off
and goodbye
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Please, no.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Is this a Harry Hill TV Burp reference?
Ah, I hear everyone in the UK watches it.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:17, archived)
# I don't.
Takes more to impress me than a collar and 'hmmm?! hmmmm?! HMMMMM?!'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:18, archived)
# you like the bald head though?
yes, yes. Say you like the bald head. ( I'm off to shave mine again soon, before the night's outings )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Bald heads are very nice.
It is pleasing to leave lipstick kisses on them.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Do it properly!
None of this clippers nonsense I hope.
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Yeah, sandpaper and gaffa tape FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:28, archived)
# I always do it with the clippers first
as it would be foolish not to. Clippers with no guard then good old Bic disposable to finish. Using a bic to shave one's own head is a feat in itself, especially when you have the amount of Mars bars I have.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:29, archived)
# You're a braver man than me then!
Much the same but can't use disposables.
End up looking like Pin Head from Hellraiser, minus pins, if I do.
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:31, archived)
# "Leaky Head"
doesn't quite have that same ring of terror does it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:37, archived)
# it was marginally humerous when he did it
but....
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:19, archived)
# ear here
cataracts
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:34, archived)
# did you
lol then?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:17, archived)
# go away
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:18, archived)
# well said
lol
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:23, archived)
# really, this was a joke too far
when Harry Hill said it last Saturday
This is just upsetting my liking of Mr Hill, please stop
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Does anyone get this?

I've got a load of screen caps and this was all I could come up with.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Something divided
by wassit based on the theory of some bloke and cat science = why has nobody exterminated that house vermin yet.

AICMFP!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:22, archived)
# It's nothing to do with Schroedinger
if that's what you mean. I knew nobody would get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:23, archived)
# No I meant nothing to do with that.
I just saw house rat and went off on one.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Your profile page.
I am in awe.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Is that in
Staffordshire?

Profile is months and months and months old. I really must do something about that.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:30, archived)
# I haven't changed my profile
for years.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Is it to do with Sheba?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:25, archived)
# *slaps head*
It's a still from 'Aliens'.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:26, archived)
# *peers*
OH YES.

Fucking hell, I really am getting stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:27, archived)
# jonesy?
there is more than that?
(I helped save b3ta! Alfred Pimble uninspired since, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:26, archived)
# No
I feel thoroughly uninspired today.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:29, archived)
# hang on the
cat was called Jones, wasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Alfred Pimble uninspired since, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Indeed
it was.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:32, archived)
# hhahaah!!!
i loled at jonesey!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:07, archived)
# *bangs head on desk*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:20, archived)
# twat
fucking hell, I remember when we had our own bandwagons and didn't rip off wackily dressed tv comedians.
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:22, archived)
#


EDIT: SERIOUSLY MATE, you are either a fucking retard or you are troll, what's this about? www.b3ta.com/users/searchposts.php?id=47050&board=main
what are you doing here anyway? is this what you want to do with your life? write ear cataracts on carious different images? what are you going to get out of it? a feeling of self worth when people hopefuly laugh at your unoriginal zero effort work? what the fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:22, archived)
# When he sees a couple of our regulars doing it
and everyone laughing along... it's hardly surprising is it? :P

Edit: Ohhh, can I add you to my xbox friends list fella?
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:29, archived)
# what i mean is he hasn't even commented on anyone elses pictures
he is just churning these pieces of wank out and not doing anything else!
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Whoa
/steps back from flame
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:31, archived)
# +to breathe
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:33, archived)
# im tired
and in a bad mood...and i don't like people who post images and don't comment on other people's. It's like that line in that dan le sac vs scroobius pip song -

Thou shalt not attend an open mic and leave before it's done just because you've finished your shitty little poem or song you self-righteous prick
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:38, archived)
# to be fair
I dont give a flying fcuk
(maverickmonster, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Well you should be ashamed of yourself then,
young man.

Now go away and think about what you've done.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:49, archived)
# haha
look, see how easy it was to discuss something and actually be involved in a slightly less self-serving way?
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:49, archived)
#
耳白内障?

你是坏的人!!

我吃餅乾 該餅乾是很好
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:34, archived)
# oh, do fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:54, archived)
# again
(maverickmonster, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Crop
hammer time
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Crop
In the name of Love
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Crop
Collaberate and listen
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Crop
Wait, wait a minute Mr Postman.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Crop
or my Mom will shoot.

Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:22, archived)
# quite clearly the second best flm
staring estelle getty

i always remember her name for use in film star name games
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:51, archived)
# A pile of crop,
if you ask me.

/ruins streak
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:15, archived)
# you better CROP
before you something something something....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:22, archived)
# I don't remember her being so smug...

Click here to visit terrible blog.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Lordy lord!
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Oh my word!
"drops monacle in tea"
edit: That's it...I now officialy have THE FUCKING HORN!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:16, archived)
# i can't look at the smug bitch now!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:16, archived)
# who cares!!!!
one of my first...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:16, archived)
# But her hotpants were snug
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:17, archived)
# I don't remember her head being so huge
but then I was just a boy. I doubt I ever looked at it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:18, archived)

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