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Dive, dive!

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:15, archived)

I hope he never has to deal with

El Hadji Diouf then

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:20, archived)

when i was a child i thought his wife was a man in a dress.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:22, archived)

Hahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:24, archived)

Mine is!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:25, archived)

buttprostitutes need love, too.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:33, archived)

In the butt.

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Grampa, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:41, archived)

TWICE!

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:48, archived)

you have two butts?

freak.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:54, archived)

i really did.

she looked just like a man in 95% of the strips until she slapped loads of makeup on, and then she looked like a trannie let loose for the first time in a cosmetics boutique.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:34, archived)

frank?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:41, archived)

Hahahaha!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:29, archived)

i didn't make it funny, but i made it something i'd want to see in the paper.

original is something called 'judge parker'.

edit: crap! i forgot to link to this, which is relevant to your interests.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:13, archived)

HELMET OF PROTECTION!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:13, archived)

HELMET WITH PROTECTION!

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:14, archived)

safer sex is for sissies.

be a risk-taker; slit your knob with razors before jamming it in the crackwhore you've just rendered unconscious with a severe beating.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:19, archived)

But crackwhores only care about themselves.

Junkie ladies are far better lovers. And if you meet them at the right time, you can get a new one 6 months later.

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:27, archived)

/how to make your cock look huge blog.

if i were a billionaire i think i'd fund research into breeding a boneless human.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:31, archived)

Would you really want to pke a pullde of flesh with your knob though.

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 3:01, archived)

yes.

nothing is sexier than a pullde of flesh.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 3:11, archived)

it will be pecked off, with any luck.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:15, archived)

I think it should be like a bubble

and pop if a bird pecks at it. Then he should start running 'round in little circles and screaming.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:15, archived)

if the block of inanity has drawn a strip in this series with those panels, i shall edit it.

my bet is that nothing ever happens, though.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:20, archived)

Hooray!

And you're probably right.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:21, archived)

i'm always right.

it's my eternal curse.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:25, archived)

Heheh

Doesn't sound too bad

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:40, archived)

the best curses are the ones that seem like blessings at first.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:51, archived)

He is, yes.

But those birds of vengeance are only rentals.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:22, archived)

birds of vengeance are quite expensive, though.

i tend to rent mine when i use them, but i do buy flight insurance.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:25, archived)

legeyes

Although I'm not in the least bit tired I should go to bed.
I hate having to work!
Gniteynights.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:08, archived)

you're

a disturbed little person, aren't you? ;D

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:11, archived)

How's you after the marathon?

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:12, archived)

They're called Snickers now.

And Opal Fruits are called Starburst.
FUCKING STARBURST!?!!!11!!!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:14, archived)

Someone found the <u> tags then.

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:16, archived)

THEY'RE MARATHONS.

snickers sound too much like something you'd wrap around your mimsy.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:16, archived)

yeah, s'knickers, innit?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:25, archived)

i was thinking more

of jeff goldblum

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:32, archived)

not bad

won't be doing it again, though. not for a while, anyway!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:15, archived)

FUCKING STARBURST!?!!!11!!!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:16, archived)

I am quite, yes.

I'd hate to be anyother way.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:13, archived)

starburst-made to make your mouth water.

doesn't exactly roll off the tongue, does it?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:18, archived)

Not in the same way that

"flaaaargggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmm" does, no.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:20, archived)

well, quite.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:23, archived)

Hahahah

what!?

Night night. Sleep well

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:12, archived)

'Ning you.

How's you now?

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:14, archived)

'Lo there!

I'm lovely. And you? What's you been up to?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:15, archived)

Work. : -(

But I've got a week's holidays from wedensday!

And fully intend to celebrate St. Patrick's day in the usual.

*Camps beside pub*

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:18, archived)

Ahhh

But lucky you. My spring/Easter holiday doesn't start for another two weeks. But I have a convention that I'm selling my art at in April. I'm excited. ^.^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:20, archived)

Best of luck with that then.

And enjoy spring break (Going miami way or is that when the convention's on?)

*Sends irish luck*

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:29, archived)

The con is a few days after it ends, actually.

But I'll probably be on B3ta most of the time. ;D

*receives irish luck* *sends...uhm...jewish loudness*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:35, archived)

Yay!

*Adds to Loudness*

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:47, archived)

Hahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:51, archived)

welcome to munchkinland.

enjoy your stay.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:14, archived)

do you

represent the lollipop guild?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:22, archived)

fuck, no.

i have a dwarf phobia. and i hate sweets.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:26, archived)

beware of toffee-boiling dwarfs

was the best thing i ever saw on a t-shirt.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:31, archived)

i can't tell you what the best thing i ever saw on a t-shirt was, as it's a grown-up story.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:36, archived)

i still love my evil dead t-shirt

and my looney tunes "abbey road" one as well

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:39, archived)

i love my 'evil dead' thong.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:49, archived)

0_0

thong?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:52, archived)

*thingth*

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:55, archived)

*groanth*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 3:05, archived)

FUCK YEAH BITCH!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:21, archived)

STOP THAT FUCKING CURSING YOU RUDE CUNT!

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:32, archived)

JINGS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:33, archived)

cosmonots!

how to make space puppets.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:47, archived)

WOW!!! that person is FUCKING retarded!!!

I used to make puppets like that.
predictably, they were always cats

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 4:04, archived)

i knit when i was younger.

we made finger-puppets. i think i still have one that's a chicken.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 4:42, archived)

Cya, and arf!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:29, archived)

...

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 1:37, archived)

lol

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 1:39, archived)

Pfft.

*Wipes biscuit crumbs from screen*

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 1:42, archived)

Umbilical . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 1:43, archived)

*belly laugh*

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 1:45, archived)

OUTIES SHOULD BE BURNED.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 1:47, archived)

^this

and hahahaha great pic

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 1:49, archived)

What if you have both?

Woo.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 1:51, archived)

then you are an aberration

;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 1:59, archived)

heheheh

I just lost the game, sorry

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giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 1:52, archived)

belly buttons are useless

and, as a result of this, i shall have mine removed. then i can pretend to be a clone.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 1:54, archived)

Will you put it up for sale . . .

possibly eBay ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 1:58, archived)

i doubt it

it's fucked, that's why i'm getting rid of it! :D

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:00, archived)

So it was . . . valuable . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:05, archived)

possibly...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:07, archived)

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:05, archived)

pfff

for those times when you actually want to feel a bit of a prick

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:07, archived)

Thanks for the tip . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:07, archived)

i like my innie.

when i'm at the gym i swirl my finger into it and scoop out the sweat-dampened lint and hurl it at passers-by.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:17, archived)

save the lint

you could make a jumper

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:20, archived)

it's illegal for a man as sexy as i am to wear clothing.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:27, archived)

fair enough

*dons ogling specs*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:34, archived)

*charges by the second*

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:48, archived)

*uses stolen credit cards*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:51, archived)

*only accepts cash and jewels and art treasures and dreams*

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:58, archived)

dreams i can manage

but i need my jewels, otherwise i'll have notbing to wear for bed

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 3:00, archived)

if that typo read 'notbling', i'd have laughed.

out loud. lol.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 3:01, archived)

pff

i must be tired, i'm normally quite anal about spelling mistakes

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 3:04, archived)

i am as well, but i like amusing typos.

they get to live on, usually.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 3:16, archived)

Oh dear.

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Grampa, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:42, archived)

Even the great ones got sacked once in a while

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 1:26, archived)

Heh.

I'd like him to make me prosthetic cock.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 1:29, archived)

There's a few

here: www.bjwinslow.com/gallery/body_parts

(my fave is the fourth in the seventh row!)
:D

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 1:35, archived)

Geez!

that's pretty full on.
Imagine the fun you could have leaving those things on the roadside in residential areas.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 1:41, archived)

hehheh.

yes, I've used the neck stump photos in 'shops before..

also Margaret Cho is wearing her strap-on in her dance for the Dresden Dolls pre-show entertainment in the Roundhouse DVD.
hilarious, the number of people in the crowd who thought it was real

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:32, archived)

*saves page in source image file*

thanks!

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 3:23, archived)

Kicked out of his . . . cubicle . . .

such a waist !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 1:31, archived)

Ahhh Guernica

The finest work of art in modern history.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 1:33, archived)

this is great.

but it's not cubism.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:21, archived)

I knew he reminded me of someone...

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 1:18, archived)

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ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 1:19, archived)

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 1:39, archived)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 1:27, archived)

at the risk of sounding ignorant...

who is that?

(don't say smug git...)

edit: just filenamed it. I had to GIS to make sure it really was him as it doesn't look anything like him.

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 1:29, archived)

i thought it was

richard madely (sp?)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 1:33, archived)

Harry Enfield's Loadsamoney character

www.fishandonions.com/randomFK/loadsamoney.jpg

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 1:33, archived)

Merv Griffin ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 1:32, archived)

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 1:27, archived)

you loon

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 1:32, archived)

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 1:42, archived)

Bent !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 1:34, archived)

Nailed it !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 1:33, archived)

Or?

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 3:01, archived)

Cuppycayke.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:58, archived)

Yay! :D

I still love your new tag.

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ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:59, archived)

Hahah

I loves it, too. ^.^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 1:00, archived)

Some people...some people like cupcakes exclusively

while myself I say there is nought, nor ought there be nothing so exaulted on the face of God's grey earth as that prince of foods...the muffin.

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ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 1:02, archived)

Muffins are good. Muffins are like ugly cupcakes. ^.^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 1:04, archived)

The muffin man is seated at the table in the laboratory

of the utility muffin research kitchen.
Reaching for an oversized chrome spoon, he gathers an intimate quantity of dried muffin remnants.

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ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 1:06, archived)

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ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 1:13, archived)

Right, I am going to bed now.

I am tired and I have school in the mroing :(
Goodnight dear, sweet dreams, and enjoy your pillow.

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ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 1:20, archived)

Night night, love.

All the same to you. *hugs*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 1:20, archived)

Heheh, thanks :)

*leaves*

*tacklehugs*
*falls asleep*

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ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 1:21, archived)

Have you seen the muffin man?

IF SO, CALL THE POLICE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:24, archived)

The tag is a lie

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 1:00, archived)

heheh

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giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 1:00, archived)

as do I, as do I

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giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 1:00, archived)

YOU DON'T GET THE REFERENCE

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ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 1:00, archived)

thats what she said

0_o

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giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 1:00, archived)

No it's not.

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ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 1:02, archived)

Oh I like him!!!

be careful though..... they turn evil

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MrA, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 1:00, archived)

Aw.

I don't think they turn evil. But I do love your drawing.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 1:03, archived)

YES!

(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 1:16, archived)

*eats*

*sleeps for real this time*
Also, do not burn shells with fire, it smells shite.

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Cae1, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 1:00, archived)

SMOKER

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ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 1:02, archived)

Well, you're not, you're not cool enough.

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ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 1:04, archived)

But neither am I.

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ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 1:04, archived)

Hahah

I'll remember that

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 1:03, archived)

Im sitting here burning things.

I keep saying i'll go to sleep.
I will now.
After medicine.

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Cae1, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 1:09, archived)

CAYK!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 1:16, archived)

CAYKE...ie.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 1:21, archived)

Agreeing to disagree.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:53, archived)

I BEG TO DIFFER.

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:55, archived)

/unlurks

'clicks'
/relurks

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giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:56, archived)

CATCH IT!!!

They have a £5,000 bounty for each one we sacrifice to Rob.

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:57, archived)

ohcrap

'runs'

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giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 1:01, archived)

Fuck that's good.

*Keeps giggling*

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:56, archived)

Haha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:56, archived)

Nice

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 1:06, archived)

hahah!

In future I shall do business in this fashion.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 1:13, archived)

haha

woo!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 1:23, archived)

Just found this in an old folder

Cartoons I made of my friend Jason aka. Fatboy when I was 16 :D

I made 6 others too ..so cruel

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RonnieBint This is no umbrella to take into the wind!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)

Kids are all such cunts.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)

berkgerac

Click for bigger (356KB)

(grobsig No longer cleaning up after others, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)

ahhhahaaaahah

YES

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)

the car chases were always good on bergerac

he'd just have his car motionless and the baddies would pass him every 5 minutes

edit: nite nite, sleepy tiem

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)

THIS IS LESS DEPRESSING THAN THE ACTUAL FINAL EPISODE.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)

I don't think I ever saw the final.

my grandmother liked it, used to watch it with her.

WAS IT ALL A DREAM?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)

I'm feeling very left out

because I have no idea what this is all about.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)

HE DIED IN THE ACCIDENT AND NONE OF IT EVER HAPPENED.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bergerac_%28TV_series%29

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)

SPOILER.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)

oh now we know

know we know!

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)

"The evocative theme tune, composed by George Fenton, featured a reggae and accordion refrain."

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)

Ahhhahahaha!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:38, archived)

BABYLON OPPRESSOR

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:41, archived)

*awaits dub version*

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:45, archived)

I WAS TALKING ABOUT TRAP DOOR.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:38, archived)

lying

cunt

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:44, archived)

Pfft!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)

hahahhahha

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MrA, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)

ha ha, and

what the heck is that from?
*has breakdown*

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vladimir, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)

thank you, Jeccy. Trap Door. Of course. The Thing in the basement was of course a monster from the Id.

(

vladimir, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)

I'M SORRY. I HURT YOU.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVYgwRQzCkg

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:47, archived)

lol, you clever shit

tis indeed Jersey's answer to Trap Door :D

*clicks*

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)

Colin Greenwood.

Previously
Previously-er

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:59, archived)

I LOVE YOUR TAG.

(

ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:00, archived)

^.^

I hoped you wouldn't mind...

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:00, archived)

Of course I don't mind!

But "L" is "_" isn't it?
And the "T"s should have two lines ;)

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ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:01, archived)

It is.

But I wanted to do an L so it wasn't full on. :D

Also, that way it would connect to the T's. A suggestion from Jeru, actually.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:03, archived)

Yes, I saw that suggestion :)

It looks good.
I really love it.
And the picture, too.

(

ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)

Yay!

Thank you! *tacklehugs*

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)

No problem! :D

*hugs back*

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ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:07, archived)

The only thing is that the i at the end of kitti looks like a y.

And also the R does look a wee bit like an 2 or Z, although I like the style of it, might need a faint line down the other side but not connecting with the rest. Igoring the fact it's a capital R that is.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:07, archived)

There is no other line in that R.

Nor the Ks.

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ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)

The I

is dotted with a heart. I told you my handwriting was worse than yours.

And the R has to stay how it is. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)

In fairness though

if you were to use it as a tag in other places it wouldn't really work as well. As you can only really tell what it is by virtue of knowing your name.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)

you love

everything.

i'm convinced your catchphrase is 'hahahahaha'

ilu

(juanito, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)

Nope, there's always an "h" at the end.

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ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)

I LOVE LAMP

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)

Do you really love lamp?

Or are you just saying that?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)

He is the father of this man:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQGAEY9uXc8
I think he really loves lamp.

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ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)

I LOVE DESK

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)

Are you just looking at things
in the office and saying you love them?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)

I love lamp.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)

Do you really love the lamp,
or are you saying it because you saw it?

Awwwwwwwwww *dies*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)

it's true.

www.dailykitten.com/archives/1674-chaka.html

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)

Awwz

that's adorabubble. I has to post a kittens now.
One
Two
Not technically a kitten

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)

BLOODKITTENS

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ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)

Hahah

YES

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)

GAYGAS

(

ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)

Hahah

SQUEAKY FOUR

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)

Did I put Davy in there looking lost?

(

ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)

Yepp.

Hahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)

Yay! :D

With the anvil on his back :D
I once took one of his hairs and put it on an agar plate.
I left it for a week, and when I came back IT HAD LITTLE WHITE WORMS GROWING ON IT

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ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)

Hahahah

ew. No wai.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)

It was second in vileness only to Mrs Austin's thumbprint.

That's the SQUEAKY FOUR woman.

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ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)

KITTY KITTY KITTY

*glee*

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)

Those be muh kittens.

I think you seen Tuna. Mofoho posted her playing with a toy the gartin growed. But the others are Spencer and Desi.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)

yes I have seen Lima and Tuna but it is good to see the others!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)

I figured.

There's Persi, too. But the picture of her on my Flickr isn't soo good. She's too much of a spazz to get a good photo.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)

spazz

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:38, archived)

That's like Granny Pam's cat!

Zoe.

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ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:41, archived)

Hahah

The first thing in my ac for 'Ha' is HAHAHAURRRR

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:44, archived)

HAHAHAURRRR

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ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:51, archived)

my favourite lately is Xerxes.

www.dailykitten.com/archives/1662-xerxes.html

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)

Awwwww

And Xerxes is a top name.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)

I love lamp!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)

yay :D

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Cae1, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)

Hahah

yes

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)

Hahahahah! Woo!!

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ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)

cfb
(not my pic, by the way)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)

OMG! Lamp!

Orrrr....!
(It's like that photo of the apple haha).

(FluffyBird wears pretty panties, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)

LEGS AKIMBO

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)

LAMPS AKIMBO

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)

Who is Colin Greenwood?

And its ace!
and hi.

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Cae1, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:03, archived)

Bassist of Radiohead.

Thank you.

Hallo! Howzit?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:03, archived)

I'm alright thanks.

did i offend mofoho by not knowing D:
How are you?

(

Cae1, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)

You could have googled him and pretended to know.

(

ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)

But thats kindof not right.

(

Cae1, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:07, archived)

BUT YOU MIGHT MAKE MOFAHA CRY

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ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)

A bit

I think. Heheh

I am loverly, ta. ^.^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)

Good.

I've been pissing people off..someone invited me to one of those annoying 10 people convos on msn and..
He said he said "women have better toys"
and i said "so you like barbie then?"
and he offered to shove a barbie up my arse.
so i said "Polly pocket then?"
and he logged out.

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Cae1, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)

Hahahah

what!?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)

Yes.

In other news, i saw a great band, 3 infact last night and am still hurting from the pit D:
You seen anything recently?

I should really ask this on /talk.

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Cae1, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)

Ooh! I'm going to see The Australian Pink Floyd Show in april!

They're playing in Plymouth on the 23rd.

(

ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)

Nice.

Are they supposed to be good?
thats 6 days before i can legally drink.

(

Cae1, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)

You tell me.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-24ADJezk8

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ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)

Who'd you see?

I am prolly going to both days of The Bamboozle. Yess! ^.^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)

I'd only go to see MSI.

Then i'd go home.
I went to see Amenti, Fleshhold and Meniacle.. i think, i can't spell the last one. But they were ace. Don't know if you'd like them. They're very heavy.

(

Cae1, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)

That's not how festivals work.

You see the bands you like and drink for the rest of the time.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)

Yes!

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Cae1, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)

Embarrassing drunken sex is optional.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)

Amenti are good.

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ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)

Sounds good.

Heavy is good.

Also, I love MSI, but I'd have to stay for a bunch of the others. I'm so excited for it.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)

www.myspace.com/amentiuk

(

Cae1, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)

They're good.

*rocks out/moshses*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)

Ooh Paramore!

That looks good :D

(

ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)

I met Hayley Williams at Warped Tour.

*gloats a bit*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)

Well I live near, and am friends with, the author of The Worst Witch books.

She's very nice, and lets me use her swimming pool whenever I want.

(

ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)

SHES WATCHING YOU.

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Cae1, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)

Really?

That's well cool.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)

Yep :)

Her son is a really nice guy, too. He's in a band. I can't remember what it's called, however.

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ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)

Hahah

cool. :D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)

^.^

(

ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:41, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:03, archived)

DON'T LISTEN TO HIM.

HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)

Should we force him to listen to Radiohead?

*readies headphones*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)

I listen to radiohead occasionally.

I don't know people from bands names.

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Cae1, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)

It's only fucking music

It's not like he asked who Bertrand Russell was or anything

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)

Who?

(

Cae1, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)

Philosopher,

and the bassist from Girls Aloud.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)

Who?

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)

The water main?

(

ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)

que?

(

Cae1, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8003122

(

ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8003127

(

Cae1, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)

You're all beyond contempt

Except my other username is a porsche, who is just odd.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)

Well, that's going on my CV.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)

I LOVE YOU THOM

DON'T LISTEN TO HIM THOM
HE'S JUST JEALOUS THOM

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)

Thom is gay for Thatcher

I read it in the papers

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)

This is obviously fake.

someone sent her a get well card.

(

Cae1, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)

Haha

good point, I really should have thought of that.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)

Hahah

(

ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)

^This

(

ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)

CUUNNNNNTTTTT!!!!!

nah, you're alright.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)

Who do you think you are? Flexo?

Nah, I'm just kidding. You're alright.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)

Lips!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)

I'll go back to my corner.

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Cae1, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:07, archived)

I LOVE YOU THOM

Oh wait...
Great work :)

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:03, archived)

Hahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)

Personally, I find these much better than your usual stuff.

So woo. Although I'd agree with what was said up there, the lips do look a bit too big and thick.
Still, very nice.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)

Thank you

very much ^.^

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)

Yes

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)

I have no idea who this chap is

but I'm so uncool I'm practically a blues poet

(and no, I have no idea what I mean by this statement, really)

:)

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)

Hahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:07, archived)

LIPS

Lips lips lips, lips lips lips lips lips.
Lips lips lips!
:(I)

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)

well, you got half the ingredients to sausages right there

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:07, archived)

and a foreskin

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)

I like mine with extra testicle.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)

Lips?

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:07, archived)

Hahah

I know! But have you seen him!? He has weird features, dude. Big lips, funny eyes, it's all gone weird up on his face.

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)

Bit like my post last night of my face

I'm off to smoke some drugs, so I'll feel like that again.
:oS

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)

I expect to see more of these posts on my desk in the morning.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)

Fuck you man

You aint the boss of me!!!!!!!!!!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)

hips, tits, lips, POWER

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)

DID YOU SEE THE FRUITS OF MY INVETIGATION?

www.b3ta.com/board/8149493

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)

AAAARRRGGGHHHH FUCK NO

I AM GLAD THAT YOU SURVIVED THE WEEKEND

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)

i drew a music man too

/patrickwolf

(juanito, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:07, archived)

Patrick Wolf.

Hooray!

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)

oh that is mint.

woo, I say!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)

Thank you

kind sir. :D

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)

I like

the sheen in the hair . . . good lighting !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)

I LIKE THE ANTI-SHEEN

(

ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)

Yay!

I'm liking your new stuff.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)

thank you!

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)

The game.

God Edit: Don't do this. Original Post

(defectivearticle, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)

I just lost the game

(

McBadger COW, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)

twat

(

MrA, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:59, archived)

welcome to the internet

now leave

(

pzyko Query failed., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)

hahahaha!!!

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)

I HADN'T THOUGHT ABOUT IT FOR AGES!

(

ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)

Ditto

;_;

(

vix0r was not Matthew on, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)

/;;\(,;,;,)/;;\

CTHULHU FHTAGN

(

ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:51, archived)

too squished together for me to read it..

that or i'm too drunk

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)

WRONG FONT PROLY

Edit: do you design and make shrubberies?

(

Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)

cor i can see a bit of nipple

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)

That's a tear in the fabric ;)

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)

oh bugger

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)

the true story behind any technological progress

A: "Hey, I just invented moving pictures!"
B: "That's great! Hmmm... ...maybe we can use it for porn?"

(

pzyko Query failed., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)

You are a marketing genius !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)

A: 'Way ahead of you old chap!"

B: 'Hmm, why is my zoetrope moist?'

(

discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)

This poses a very interesting answer . . .

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:39, archived)

A: "I'll go invent the laminator next."

(

pzyko Query failed., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:40, archived)

B: 'magnificent! you'll be able to preserve and rotate your congealed spaff for a number of years without the basic maintenance of laquering'

(

discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)

I'm afraid I don't play that anymore.

I realised that I just don't care.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)

OH NO!

are you ok? that a big dissapointed, i hope you are ok and not too shaken by all this.

what the fuck is this post about and what the fuck am i on about?

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:27, archived)

It's about the game.

I'm not sure why.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)

what game? rummy, connect4?

MONONONONPOLOLOLOLY

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)

'The game'

The utterly pointless one.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)

This

If someone tells me I just lost the game in public I reserve the right to chin them

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:52, archived)

There's not a court in the land that would convict you

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:53, archived)

Doesn't have to be like this...

xkcd.com/391/

(Ben..., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:27, archived)

HURRAH!

(

McBadger COW, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)

I was JUST about to post a link to that!

You rotter! XD

(FluffyBird wears pretty panties, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)

I already won the game.

(

Lightguy hail satan, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)

FUCK OFF

(

Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)

I did a few logos for that guy who was asking for them.

They're all the same
just layed out
slightly differently
Which looks best?
Personally, I like the first one best.

(

ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)

what do they say?

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)

This Year's Model

It's the name of someone's band
www.b3ta.com/board/8155615

(

ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)

THAT IS LIKE SO LAST YEAR

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)

YOU EAT PEOPLE

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ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:40, archived)

YOU BETCHA!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:43, archived)

ROAST LEG OF INSURANCE SALESMAN.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:46, archived)

I HAVE A RELIGIOUS ACTIVIST BURIED WHERE MY SWIMMING POOL WAS

IN MY DREAM HOUSE, ANYWAY.

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ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)

Metal bottlecaps nailed upside down on the floor.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:58, archived)

CAT PEOPLE

Click for bigger

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ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:01, archived)

Must be.

They have a FEEEESH!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)

The one on the top left is my favourite.

I call him Sebastian.

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ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)

well, it wouldn't do for everyday.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)

*yums*

That's quite often what I say to
call the cats for their dinner.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:50, archived)

Oh goody . . . some finger food !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)

Zhzhs eats Maddie.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)

now i was thinking that

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)

Only because you're drunk

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ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)

don't be daft

people don't think when they're drunk.

and with that i bid you all 'nights

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:51, archived)

Hahah! 'Night

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ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:54, archived)

haha!

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McBadger COW, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)

Hahahahahah!!

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ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)

needs more

www.glittertextlive.com/make?text=this+year%27s+model&font=lucida-handwriting&size=80&color=ffffff&bkcolor=000000&angle=0

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pzyko Query failed., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)

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ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)

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pzyko Query failed., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)

I'd say number 2

It's a bit more interesting than a straight line, yet more usable than the staggered diagonal, it would fit nicely onto a t shirt/CD cover/badge, and you can always have the straight line version as a secondary logo for uses where the vert is restricted.

(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)

I DID ONE TOO

(juanito, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)

sod off

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)

And here comes the thread save

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)

no, that would require me to dig up something good.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)

I fail to see how these images are not good

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)

bloody hell!!

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McBadger COW, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:45, archived)

fuck yeah

:D

it's like every cartoon made in the 70's

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)

Feel it . . . feeling it !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)

HAHAHHAA

YES TO THIS

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)

ROOBARB & CUSTARD SPLICED TOGETHER AT LAST

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:46, archived)

OH WOW

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:58, archived)

update update update update update

update update update update update update update update update update update update update update update

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)

yay

a paintcat(fish)!

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)

Nice one!

Nice cow

(cow-appreciation-society, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)

Haha, I like to see someone live up to their username.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)

Ah, splendid.

In the spirit of things, I need to go car shopping...

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:44, archived)

Let me guess . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)

hahaha

fwoosh!

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:43, archived)

WHAT THE SHIT?

that's awesome.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:46, archived)

It's based on a true story

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:50, archived)

Haha

the picture belies the text. He makes me very happy.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)

Woah!

That's ace.

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ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)

FUTUREPERSON!

now that is a save

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)

Lookout fashion world !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)

michelin man got sexy

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)

That should be the newsletter title this week.

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ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)

Ultimate threadsaveage.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:39, archived)

shit me!

that's fockin ace

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:39, archived)

Oh cool!

Pea roast of the awesome skeleton lady :D

(FluffyBird wears pretty panties, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)

Bibendumette!

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pzyko Query failed., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)

nice!

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)

fucking helll!

thats ace

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Cae1, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:55, archived)

Go back to 4chan, failer

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Ratsta, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)

GODAMNIT

I lost the game.

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Chilli Heatwave ,shit, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)

wow

nobody can accuse you of not being hip to the latest trends, son

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Sexy Picard 2000, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)

SO I HERD U LIEK MUDKIPZ

Hello :D

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ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)

Howdy!

Only the ones with big bottoms.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:39, archived)

I like this kind.

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ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:46, archived)

Nazi Dance-Dance Annexing.

Too easy of a game! It's all just left right left right, forever!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)

Don't be silly.

There are plenty of other dances, including Hitler's victory jig.

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ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:50, archived)

JA!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:55, archived)

Hahahahah!! Hitler loves feeling little children.

Click for bigger
Unshopped.

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ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:57, archived)

Hes got his hand on her underdeveloped boob.

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Cae1, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)

Yep :)

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ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)

I THINK SHE LIKES IT

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)

oh I just realised

oh

I guess I'll just pick a random image from my catalogue of crap

There you go, I hope this is scientifically educationsal
edit: AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)

SCIENCE PROVED IT

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)

damn right it did

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)

It was right there all along . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)

Doubt Be Gone!

New Science© Provedit™ removes uncertainty the 21st century way, using particle accelerators and men with glasses.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:43, archived)

Now with free* set of goggles!

*Required by law. Postage costs may vary

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ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)

if I coudl do science

I would be a mad scientist!

with a beard! and I'd make like.. mad sciency things out of batteries and wires!

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)

I did a science once

It never stops hurting. Mainly because I fused a chainsaw to my leg and it has a tendency to spin and cut my other shin when I am angry.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:56, archived)

Science has turned you into a killing machine.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:57, archived)

Groovy.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)

Not before it blinded me, though

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:54, archived)

You may have not seen it in my Gaz-mess.

But do you have a drawing of a sheep that I can use?
With helecopter blades or jets?

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)

er..

I haven't got anything of that description :/

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)

No worries, just a thought.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:55, archived)

sorry

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:00, archived)

that is lovely

and accurate

(

Ysol ab abl blap, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:44, archived)

I had to get detailed technical drawings and everything

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)

well done

you've told the internet about something the internet already knew about, and frankly didn't give a fuck about

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)

one can, of course, just choose not to play.

i cannot be legitimately co-opted into playing a game simply because i have read the rules.
in any case, xkcd.com/391

and isn't this an image forum?

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:45, archived)

that is the only way to win

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:54, archived)

Yes, I do believe it's that time again.

(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)

He's a bit bear faced isn't he!

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:50, archived)

I love this

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:51, archived)

*hides the 'special' chair*

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pzyko Query failed., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:55, archived)

There goes the Lazyboy . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:56, archived)

Arf!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:57, archived)

Hahaha!

Cyclon bear too

(cow-appreciation-society, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:59, archived)

oh dear

Cyclon Bear

don't let him fart near jews

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)

i love god edits!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:55, archived)

Haha!

Thank you, God

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:56, archived)

haha

there is a god after all

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)

fuck.

i just lost the game

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:00, archived)

Conversation about the noobie

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Neffer Vossent rues the day, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:18, archived)

hahahahahahahahahaa

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)

Pffft!

Unrelated:

(cow-appreciation-society, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:21, archived)

haha

what?

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)

The middle frame is

between the other two . . .

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)

that's well observed

edit: I've just noticed

the frames on the left and right, are to either side of the middle frame, YET on opposite sides.

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)

It makes equal scents . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:27, archived)

You're not wrong. Both slightly ozoney.

(cow-appreciation-society, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)

Ozone-EEEEEE

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)

Much better !

I thought that I had lost it there for a moment . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)

What is it about the comic sans font b3ta has problems with btw?

It appears to be just another fucking font among millions?

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)

it causes aneurisms in artistic folk

and anyone who designs fonts is forced to kill with chainsaws when they merely think about it

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:27, archived)

Fair enough

I can live with this scientific explaintion, it's better if no physical harm is actualy done

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)

I sometimes use it for ironic reasons

which probably means that I don't understand the irony, or something :/

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)

One of the first

things I did on here I used Comic Sans and got roasted. I like it but that apparently makes me a 'wannabe' cool dude or something. So I was being a bit ironic. :)

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Neffer Vossent rues the day, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)

Being raped up the arse is about the first thing that happens around here dude

I trust you at least enjoyed it :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)

I liked it so much

I am posting this in the hope of a repeat performance -

(sans Comic Sans, but surely it is bad enough as is?

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Neffer Vossent rues the day, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:52, archived)

it's nearly midnight, you'll be fine.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:57, archived)

I was rather disappointed to find several of my most popular images were lolchairs.

I'll never bother putting effort into things again.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:59, archived)

not just b3ta.

anybody with any design background, or taste.

see also: clip art

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:40, archived)

Good to know . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)

i did dun one of them HDR images like wot was said in the newsletter

i did it on my erricson 850i, so the images are out of alignment and the HDR thing in CS2 didn't align them correctly. i might go back and align them manually.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)

Eggesford Forest?

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)

Or Haldon?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:14, archived)

you're both wrong

barnwood park and arboretum.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:16, archived)

Oh.

That is up North.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:18, archived)

gloucestershire

home of RTA's and flooding.

and where i reside.

on another note, i nearly got married at haldon belvadere.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)

I don't know what this is, but it looks nice.

So I'll woo it.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)

here's some info

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_dynamic_range_imaging

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)

I'm not into photography enough to read through that.

I'll stick with 'they look nice'.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)

short short explanation:

the darker parts are made lighter (showing more details)
and the light parts are made darker (again, showing more details)

so you basically trade shadows and flashes for more detail

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:27, archived)

Ok, cheers.

That more or less makes sense.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)

to me, and no doubt this'll sound retarded

HDR images look like computer graphics, like some kind of ray traced render, they have that "?" oddness about them

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)

they do

they also look a bit like those 3d "viewmaster" images

with a hint of hallucinogens.

(

but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:15, archived)

ahhh

yes

some epic viewmaster scenery and a bit of acid, entertainment for all the family :)

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:16, archived)

This is pretty ace, HDR is good fun

'clit for massuv'

'edit' I had problems with stuff lining up, a tripod and a camera that does auto bracketing will make you very happy!!

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McBadger COW, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:16, archived)

Ooh, is this one of yours?

It's pretty nice. Could never figure out the HDR stuff in CS3, but might have a play when I have time.

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)

yup, it is indeed

www.flickr.com/photos/mc-badger/

I toyed with HDR before it got a mention in the newsletter, but that sort of kicked me up the arse to check in to it further. Photomatix is a good little toy, but you can do them in Photoshop

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McBadger COW, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:21, archived)

what version of tattyshop?

mine doesnt have shadow/highlight :S

(A11Y Born Tue 29 Aug 1978, Died, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:03, archived)

I've got CS3

but am just merging 3 differently exposed pictures with the in built tools, I'll see if I can dig up the tutorial I used the first time round

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McBadger COW, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 8:17, archived)

Nice blues . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)

nice picture :)

is that a carpet & record shop down in the corner?

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)

heh yes :D

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McBadger COW, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)

nice :)

i also did some HDR's today:

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:17, archived)

those are lovely

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McBadger COW, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:18, archived)

yay

that's like actually burning my retinas

it's so vivid :D

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)

Can I guess?

Hmm, somewhere on the East coast of Scotland?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)

from a trip to Sweden

2 years ago (i think)

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)

Well,

That is off the East coast of Scotland!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:21, archived)

mmmmmmh I can smell it from here

(

pzyko Query failed., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)

oh, sorry

*sprays some 'pine mist'*

what about now?

(

discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)

pine fart

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pzyko Query failed., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:21, archived)

RESULT!

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)

Greening is good !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)

Again, I don't understand.

But it's very nice.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:21, archived)

its some computery twiddling of digital photos

some of them look just plain silly:
www.flickr.com/groups/hdr/pool/

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)

lully

did you do these from a single image and play about with their levels?

everything i try that it tells me not enough dynamic range.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)

i did them from single images yes

I saved 3 versions of the pic as tif's.
#1 with +3 in exposure, #2 was just the original & #3 with -3 in exposure. (using the exposure function in photoshop)
Then imported them into photomatix and played around with them.

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm buds.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:52, archived)

Truncated version . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:21, archived)

i hate hdr.

it's just ugly.

your pic is good though, as it doesn't look like hdr at all.

woo.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)

Time for bed for Manley

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:11, archived)

TAKE ME WITH YOU

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)

There would not be much room.

I already have people waiting for me.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:17, archived)

Hussy.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:17, archived)

Yes.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)

Get down to the ground, you fat bastard.

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)

This is made out of 4 of the 7 frames I started off with

and I got bored at this stage.

Were I less idle then there would be ground reaching achieved.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:14, archived)

I choose to believe it's the crocodile's fault, and that it's a lazy cunt.

Goodnight.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:14, archived)

I had thoughts of removing his body and having him walking along, just on these arms.

But, as I may have mentioned, I am off to bed.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:16, archived)

nite nite

(

discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)

GIMME 20 PRESS UPS NOW!

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:14, archived)

There was a time when I could do 100.

I doubt that I would manage more than about 12 today.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:14, archived)

I couldn't manage 1

so you win :)

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:16, archived)

sweet dreams...

...of a giant bertie basset chasing you down the street.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:15, archived)

WORK IT

nighty night

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McBadger COW, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:18, archived)

See ya latter . . . alligator !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)

Oh no

Someone's stolen his girlfriend

(ormondroyd, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)

She may just be invisible . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:46, archived)

Sketchamaroo. Gonna make 3D model of this.

Click for bigger (109KB)

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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:04, archived)

want

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:05, archived)

to break free

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)

~~free~~ wind

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)

cor!

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McBadger COW, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)

now this i like

*CLICK*
G'nite b3ta

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)

tres steamboy

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)

right steamboy

dubbed version, why the fuck is rouge from the xmen, anna paquin, playing a 12 year old manc kid?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)

i literally have

no idea what you're
blethering about.

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)

there's no pride to be found in ignorance

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steamboy

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:15, archived)

Terrible film

The 19th century bobbies didn't even have any special powers. In an anime, they didn't have special powers.

I mean what the fuck?

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)

assault with impunity

I'd call that a special power :)

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)

Propeller and tracks?

I am confused!

But it am woo!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:07, archived)

I bet it's easy to park too

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:07, archived)

you park where the fuck you want

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)

that's the point

:D

looks a lot more fun than a UN surplus apc

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:11, archived)

^exactly that

Suburban front gardens included

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)

Trez bean!

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:09, archived)

Awesome!

I want to see a life-sized working model.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)

Clear for take off !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:11, archived)

sweet

i'm going to have to look into steampunk

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)

hooray !

for steam thingies
amoebabloke.deviantart.com/

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:16, archived)

Hamstowl/Owlster?

Good ningles folks

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:54, archived)

Aww i want one

*CLICK*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:55, archived)

Ta muchly, but you can have it...

makes a nasty mess on the carpet :|

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:04, archived)

Hartley Hare's love child

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:56, archived)

Haha

I'd forgotten about that
thank you :)

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:59, archived)

HERE

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:09, archived)

Chunders!!!!!

Woo yay!! Click

How the devil are you Sir?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:57, archived)

I can always rely on you to be easily pleased ;)

Nay bad sir... busy but good.
& your good self?

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:01, archived)

Also not bad.

Not really busy though.
I'm coming to your town in May!!!
/Bash whore blog

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:05, archived)

Ah yes, the Peruvian Owlster

we had problems with these when we tried to re-introduce them into the amazon

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:59, archived)

they drowned.

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:01, archived)

Something like that

the scientists still had their grants to spend and ended up in Rio for the carnival

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:04, archived)

who gives a fuck about science

when you have a huge jesters hat?

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:05, archived)

Filigree Siberian

mother fucking rat.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:00, archived)

can i have eleventy of them?

woo!

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:03, archived)

what a good thread this is

clicks all round

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boris the spider, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:04, archived)

heh thanks

what do you think of the namechange?

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)

Very moving !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)

I was just about to shout at you

for nicking that picture!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)

oops

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:09, archived)

wowee

this is disturbingly cute

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McBadger COW, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)

Owlster sounds ace

:D this is very woo indeed, I want one

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McBadger COW, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:04, archived)

this is one for the 73rd Pokemon game

'Owlamster' :-)

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)

Furred up nicely !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:07, archived)

Roberta Murgo

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:53, archived)

Edward Woodward would.

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Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:54, archived)

ewar woowar

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:58, archived)

Hahaha

I say that every time I see him on tele-film now...

Stupid Stepehn Fry..

(FluffyBird wears pretty panties, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)

wouldn't

but nicely done

(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:54, archived)

mungo jerry?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:54, archived)

Why were they stepped?

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:01, archived)

murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo

murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:54, archived)

Cor, he's a sexy looking man that Robert Murgo

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:54, archived)

:o her boobage her boobage

its full of pixels!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:55, archived)

*cough*

*watches forever*

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:56, archived)

pervert! :)

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:57, archived)

I'm glad I'm finally getting the recognition I so richly deserve.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:58, archived)

Holy shmoly!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:56, archived)

Never heard of her

but likes lots :)

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:57, archived)

some Brazilian nudie model

the talk board have been bashing it over her for months

WITH TWEEZERS AND A MAGNIFYING GLASS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)

Where have you been hiding Roberta ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:58, archived)

I read it as Robert Mugabe

Is it wrong that I was disappointed by the image?

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Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:59, archived)

^that

tis loveliness of the highest order, however

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:02, archived)

Oh OK

She be pretty and nicely vectored Victor.

Mugabe has better midriff though.

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Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:04, archived)

Maybe I'll do him next!

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:07, archived)

what lovely boo....eyes shes got

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:00, archived)

....H...E...L...L...O...!...

....^that^...^yummy^....!...:)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:03, archived)

Emily Watson when legal

she can potter my harry anytime etc.

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)

Do you mean Emma Watson?

From Harry Potter.

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Aenesis, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:16, archived)

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:46, archived)

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:50, archived)

huzzah!

FASTER!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:51, archived)

Right then

I am slowing them down.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:51, archived)

slower!!!

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:54, archived)

no, smaller!

now more colours!

now different!

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:55, archived)

I am always open to constructive criticisms and suggestions for improvement.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:57, archived)

faster

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:51, archived)

i don't get these things

what's the appeal?

(juanito, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:51, archived)

lashing of gravy

and mint sauce

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:52, archived)

What is the appeal of a two legged llama?

Are you gay?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:52, archived)

would it influence your opinion of me if i said 'YES!' and touched your bottom opening?

(juanito, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:54, archived)

Almost certainly.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:56, archived)

*fists*

*doesn't tuck in thumbs*

(juanito, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:58, archived)

You are a locksmith

AICMFP

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:00, archived)

it passes the time,waiting for death

-wilts-
response may have added emo for effect

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:53, archived)

Show Time !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:54, archived)

munchies!...

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:50, archived)

Yummy!

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:51, archived)

spicy brains!

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:52, archived)

fufufuffufufufufufufufuf

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:54, archived)

my brother has a pet one

I think he is fattening it up for Christmas

www.flickr.com/photos/photobunny/2304813885/in/set-72157603908077212/

(it was like that when I found it fueled by Fanta, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:16, archived)

ha ha ha

well at least we have one funny entrant for the compo :p

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:51, archived)

...one more frame...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:02, archived)

hahah

also...

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:03, archived)

:D:D

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McBadger COW, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:07, archived)

Collidapope

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:43, archived)

Hurray!

That's just lovely.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:44, archived)

I LIKE YOU.

YOU ARE SILLY.

THIS PLEASES ME.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:44, archived)

What does your username mean?

I have heard the word somewhere, but can't think where!

EDIT: Google tells me 'The Simpsons'

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:48, archived)

Do one of Saddam Hussein

and mark the centre 'The Axis Of Evil'
Although saying that, this guys comes pretty close on looks...

woo!

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:44, archived)

I hear you can buy them using Papal

sorry

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:44, archived)

Cha-ching !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:48, archived)

fuck me that's good.

so very good

(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)

...i am the pope and i approve this post............................bless you!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:45, archived)

Oh yeah ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:51, archived)

Excellent stuff!

woo

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:47, archived)

lol popes

thats ace btw

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:47, archived)

Peeping Popes !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:56, archived)

that cracks me up...

....FP!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:05, archived)

Evolutionary . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)

Huzzah!

That looks like my favourite early homonid, Paranthropus boisei, nutcracker man. I must say the added popage is quite woo. *glees*

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Cliff Apparently enjoys fishing for leopards on weekends, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:47, archived)

Wow . . . you are very learneded Cliff . . . Apparently !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 1:26, archived)

Woo!

Have my 100th post.

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Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:48, archived)

That's not bad in a year!!

Modern noobs try to do it in a day!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:49, archived)

I was without access for ages!

If I hadn't been I reckon I'd be on 300!

The dizzy heights!

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Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:52, archived)

Happy Century !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:49, archived)

POPE!

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:48, archived)

circular saw pope!

take that, heathens!

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pzyko Query failed., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:49, archived)

The latest buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:54, archived)

POPES!

I knew I still had this kicking around somewhere

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boris the spider, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:55, archived)

Still looking for more gold . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:04, archived)

yaaay!

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:11, archived)

Mothra Pope . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:18, archived)

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