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Hello internets. I interfered with a classic to say hello.

Edit: all better, thanks for teh patience! Oh, and bigger

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:47, archived)

Hello

that's well under the faq recommended size for an animation (250kb), you can post it without linking it :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:48, archived)

Oi!

I replied to you and you deleted it!

www.b3ta.com/board/8309587

*takes Bela Lugosi's Dad off the nice list until he brings me a cup of tea or ten*

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Joliet, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:49, archived)

I replied too.

I did a tears when it was deleted.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:49, archived)

It's OK

*pulls mofaha to her bosom for a hug*

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Joliet, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:51, archived)

Sorry!

I thought it was too far down for anyone to bother with. Teas all round

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:50, archived)

*takes*

*drinks*

Keep 'em coming! :OD

*puts him back on the nice list*

top tip: being a thread deleter is about as bad as being a pea roaster. Don't do it! *slaps wrist*

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Joliet, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:59, archived)

*winces*

*learns, pours tea* Thank you

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 17:02, archived)

that's unfair

everyone reposts images. quite a lot of people do it in new threads without getting abuse, too, thanks to b3ta's habit of ignoring transgressions from familiar names.

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boris the spider, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 17:02, archived)

a b3ta regulars clique

don't be absurd.

although they do often get a finger wagged at them and some loud tutting.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 17:07, archived)

this is true

it's not at all predictable. sometimes it goes entirely uncommented and other times they do get finger-wagged.

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boris the spider, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 17:09, archived)

it's a fickle thing

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 17:13, archived)

so's fame

it's a fickle game

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boris the spider, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 17:16, archived)

This may be a little harsh

Actually that was too harsh. That's pretty good.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:49, archived)

i'd say it's harsh

edit: NINJA

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boris the spider, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:50, archived)

*flips in*

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:51, archived)

very good.

250k for anims is fine

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mr spoons, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:49, archived)

that's fine, stick this <img src= in front of your url,and a > at the end

or just use the in house hosting (post a new message)

and welcome

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:50, archived)

Cheers

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:51, archived)

Thats cool!

Unlink and post proper like! (using edit, of course ;) )

*edit* gave you a wee clickie as well

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Hellzapoppin, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:50, archived)

Haha :D

I rather like that.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:51, archived)

I like your username and your pic had hummus

Welcome - pull up a kitten!

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Weetobix, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:52, archived)

STOP!

you can add a width="150" in your img tag to make it appear visible to the naked eye

it's very good indeed

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:54, archived)

i never know how to do that, does it go after <img src=width150 url

all this code stuff confuses the life out of me.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:57, archived)

here

< img width="123" src="http://www.goatse.cx/me.jpg" >

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 22 Apr 2008, 17:01, archived)

ta,

i'm sure if i'd typed that in a reply we'd now be staring into the abyss.

ah, i've just spotted the ", today is an education.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 17:04, archived)

can also go after the src, as long as

width="" or height=""

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 18:17, archived)

Nick Cave and the Random Seeds

sorry

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:47, archived)

Very random

:O)

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Joliet, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:54, archived)

hahahahaha

i only just saw this. nerd humour wins.

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boris the spider, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:55, archived)

BU SHPX!

ernyyl, gung uheg :Q

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:56, archived)

What if he actually fed these into a random number generator? Hm? HM?

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 17:11, archived)

Maths lol

From Her... To... 0.99999999999999999999

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:58, archived)

George! George!

Coo-eee! George! Over here mate!

RP: He just can't keep it in his pance.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:45, archived)

HAhahaha

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:45, archived)

hahahahahaha!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:46, archived)

Hehehe

(SomeLousyBum Why where you bought it?!, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:46, archived)

Aw!

Look at the little guy!

Woo!

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Joliet, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:46, archived)

Haha, lovely.

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:47, archived)

...

Very cleanly-shaven...

(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:47, archived)

I've asked the people who did "Beowulf"...

...to animate his individual pubes blowing in the wind, but they said it would be a 32 hour render process. I really couldn't be bothered to wait.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 17:23, archived)

hahahaha

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:47, archived)

Hahahaha

frank and beans!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:47, archived)

oh god no

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:47, archived)

Ace!

I can hear his tiny little high-pitched voice in my head going "Och me! Me! Over here! Me!" in his little Scottish accent.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:48, archived)

Hahaha.

"I've got a wee surprise fer ye, George! And ye little friend too!"

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 17:12, archived)

nice action

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:48, archived)

Hahahaha

oh fuck

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:49, archived)

Hahaha!

'ning, Good Doctor.

Are you well?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:53, archived)

Yuss...

...I thank you, I am. And how is my little Princess of the Ginger Beard?

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:57, archived)

I'm sixteen different types of grand, thanks!

And I'll be even better once I can get on the board all day again, like wot I used to...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:59, archived)

hahahaha

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Grampa, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 3:22, archived)

St.George wished he had put on his chainlink underpants..

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:37, archived)

tiamat is a fucking pussy

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:37, archived)

YAY!!!

Dungeons & Dragons FTW

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Evil_Badger isn't really evil, but is a badger., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:44, archived)

Happy b3taday!

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:46, archived)

happy b3taday

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:46, archived)

^This

I killed it at least 3 times with various unimaginative dungeon masters.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:55, archived)

hell yeah - medieval humour

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:38, archived)

I've been trying to Serf the internet for such stuff for ages...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:38, archived)

I've been dam-selling stuff on

e-bay then surfed some maiden porn . . . until I camealot
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:40, archived)

chortle chortle..

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:43, archived)

hehehehe!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:38, archived)

hahaha, great :)

/do we have any icon flags to wave for tomorrow?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:39, archived)

shit - it's my brother's birthday tomorrow!!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:40, archived)

quick Robin! to the pound shop!

*swirlybatsign*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:41, archived)

send him an e-card with

a link to one of my animations
hahahaha!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:42, archived)

i have one

but i can't get in the right place, it confuses me.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:42, archived)

the irony of that flag above that icon is not lost :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:42, archived)

i also have this

still needs some flames

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:43, archived)

ace!

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:47, archived)

lolz for fucksocks

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Kaydie hasn't been on here in ages, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:39, archived)

Chuck a roast, suckling, pig on the head of the middle one

and watch the rest of them eat each other to get at it.

Nicely

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Joliet, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:41, archived)

Thwarted again!

Huzzaar! St. Georgus saves the humans again!

(AverageRyan Yes Sir, I Can Boogie..., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:51, archived)

hehehe!

i knew you'd be a keeper.

welcome a/board.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:55, archived)

lol

a kick in the alien cock.. yay!

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:57, archived)

TANKOSAURUS

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:32, archived)

*Bows to our new Overlord*

That am fucking woo!

Totally worth putting up with newbie Tuesday.

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Joliet, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:33, archived)

Wooo!!

Lovely stuff :D

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ClanSoul, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:34, archived)

It certainly is...

But can it be milked?

*Awaits inevitable abuse.*

Maybe I should go outside.

(Dok Zombie Cash, gash, pie and mash., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:34, archived)

Yes, go outside.

And while you're offline, break your computer for us.

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ClanSoul, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:34, archived)

abuse?

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:39, archived)

He's so cool!

It's definitely the shades that make it.

(SomeLousyBum Why where you bought it?!, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:34, archived)

I think that's the coolest dinosaur I've ever seen.

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:34, archived)

thats crackin' that

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:34, archived)

splendid, can he reach the controls with his tiny arms?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:34, archived)

He can only reach one of them

so he just ends up going round and round in circles.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:39, archived)

Soooooo gonna colour this in sometime.

Or, you should make a lovely colouring book of all your things and I'll buy it!

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:35, archived)

with numbers

for us with no imagination, also the lines could do with being further apart, i always go over the lines.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:37, archived)

Numbers totally show through colouring pencil though O_O

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:40, archived)

\o/

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:35, archived)

HELL YEAH!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:37, archived)

Your work is truely awesome

but I can't help thinking it'd look better as a gif, have you tried this?

:D

edit: woo anyways, I gotta go for a bit now! :(

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XLVII .uk, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:42, archived)

THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER!

YOU HAVE WON THE INTERNET!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 21:22, archived)

Bottom left...

www.thorpepark.com/

My work here is done.

*Grabs coat and any remaining volauvents and runs.*

(Dok Zombie Cash, gash, pie and mash., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:29, archived)

No, it's not.

You need to post the picture now.

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ClanSoul, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:29, archived)

It's almost not worth the edit...

Meh.

(Dok Zombie Cash, gash, pie and mash., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:31, archived)

~~almost~~

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:31, archived)

Go away.

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ClanSoul, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:33, archived)

be a dear

read the faq

I doubt we really need to see yet another case od two hands holding something that you saw somewhere and reminded you soewhat vaguely of a goatse

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:34, archived)

Normally I don't post this sort of this, but since it's you

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Hellzapoppin, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:49, archived)

Is it Tuesday today or something?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:29, archived)

no - it's not tuesday until next monday

you must be working on Grenich meen time

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:31, archived)

Every day is Tuesday, recently

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Joliet, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:31, archived)

Every day is tuesday lately.

(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:34, archived)

It's tuesday every day now, in case no-one's told you.

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ClanSoul, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:35, archived)

its tuesday, its always been tuesday, and you'll never leave

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:39, archived)

yes its tuesday

everyday

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:46, archived)

When the kids start singing and the band begins to play?

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Joliet, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:47, archived)

No, thats wednesday

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:11, archived)

Okay so.

I need ideas for a nice thing for to draw.

I have no ideas any more. Not since the accident.

Please say the names and faces of your ideas here.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:30, archived)

THEY BUILD A HOLIDAY CAMP FOR BEES

BUT THE DOORS ARE TOO TIGHT

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:31, archived)

draw a bin

(waxdart hello., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:31, archived)

Science at the speed of thought

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:31, archived)

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:33, archived)

many thanks

I trapped my thumb in a toilet door earlier.

it hurt, but I didn't cry.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:34, archived)

Tristan is the name of my idea.

He has two eyes, but you can't see one of them because he is in profile. IN PROFILE I TELL YOU!!!!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:31, archived)

"the names and faces of your ideas here"

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Joliet, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:31, archived)

Cheeky!

But I like the cut of your jib. May I keep you?

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:32, archived)

Are you sure?

I drink an awful lot of tea

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Joliet, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:34, archived)

*narrows eyes*

how much tea?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:35, archived)

Well

I can't stand a cold cup of tea so I have to drink it within five minutes of receiving it. By the time I've put the cup down after my last gulp, I'm thirsty again.

I've never done the maths.

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Joliet, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:39, archived)

well - if it takes you less than 5 minutes to drink a cup

... and there are 15 waking hours in which you drink tea... and it takes 3 minutes to boil the water and 3 mintes to brew the tea and 1 minute to wash the sup... let's say you're consuming a cup of tea every 15 minutes, factor in needing the toilet, eat, doing work, talking to people, let's say 3 cups of tea an hour, which is 45 cups a day, ... American weights and measures states that a cup is 0.2365882 litres which * 45 == 10.646 litres a day

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:45, archived)

*hugs*

Thank you!

So I'm somewhere near drinking the recommended 2 litres of water a day, then?

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Joliet, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:57, archived)

http://www.b3ta.com/board/8309513

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:39, archived)

I should say

there's enough to last us both a week at most.

Oh God! Only a week! *quivers*

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:35, archived)

We shall enslave newbie-kind

and make them our tea slaves.

It's more than they deserve.

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Joliet, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:37, archived)

A bloody great big penguin pretending to be a tiger in order to get a job selling penguins to tigers

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:32, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:33, archived)

Hahahaha

Marvellous

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:36, archived)

do something political

like voting

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:32, archived)

Please draw

a spider on a bicycle. The spider should be wearing a propeller beanie. And shoes.

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:32, archived)

draw thorpe park

all of it

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:32, archived)

Jeremy paxman urinating on the face of Trevor McDonald

While Michael Buerk looks on in awe, wearing nothing but suspenders and a maids outfit

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:32, archived)

Again?

I thought you'd be happy with my vector of the original photo but nooooooo...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:34, archived)

biscuits which already contain tea

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:33, archived)

How do I go about

dunking the biscuits into themselves?!

Brain ache!

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Joliet, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:35, archived)

That is a marketing man's wet dream right there!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:37, archived)

Tea doesn't taste that bad.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:38, archived)

poubelle diving

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:33, archived)

Native American Indian space programme

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:34, archived)

dinosaurs jousting

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:34, archived)

I shall do this one.

But alas! I might not have enough time to finish it today, so I will post it tomorrow. Tomorrow!

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:46, archived)

Yay!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:47, archived)

the love which shall not speak its name

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:37, archived)

someone rolling on the floor, laughing until their behind falls off.

draw the resulting mayhem; frantic 999 calls, people slipping on blood/ shit. that kind of thing.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:37, archived)

Fish with legs.

Go on.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:37, archived)

that's be a walrus

wouldn't it?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:39, archived)

or...

boats with legs.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:40, archived)

Hahaha

That's....... incredible.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:42, archived)

hahaha

its got a sheep!!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:46, archived)

bye

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:31, archived)

cock off

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:31, archived)

I think you're mistaking us for people who love links

Indeed, some of us probably do love links, just generally not here and now and in this manner.

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boris the spider, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:31, archived)

ever get the feeling there is a classroom of kids online?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:31, archived)

I regret posting the b3ta url on my school notice board now.

I didn't, and never will, do that.

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ClanSoul, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:33, archived)

shouldn't you be doing homework?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:36, archived)

...

damn.

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ClanSoul, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:38, archived)

Ha Ha Ha!

Yeah, the IT teacher's had to nip out of the room for a moment...

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:34, archived)

I WAS SAVING THOSE VOLAUVENTS!

*shakes fist*

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:32, archived)

Are you WICKEDWEB?

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Joliet, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:32, archived)

are they touched ham volauvents?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:34, archived)

I haz sammisch?

(largoembargo . http://www.youtube.com/wilysofa, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:13, archived)

SHIT. A MACRO.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:13, archived)

*shits a macro*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:14, archived)

Do some work, Ives!

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Ttssattsr, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:14, archived)

yes boss!!!

*frantically moves some bloody, shitty, smelly effluent stained equipment around*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:16, archived)

I wish I could shit macros

that'd be so fucking cool man

I'd just sit there, and shit all day

SHITHARD

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:16, archived)

you could shit out a macro that shits them out for you

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:17, archived)

fuck, I could be up to my knees in automatically generated shit in no time at all

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:18, archived)

then your enemies would pay!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:19, archived)

yes! those bastards! I'd charge them £5 a lump!

hah!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:20, archived)

Would you like to disable Shit Macro?

Yeppers

/win
/profit

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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:34, archived)

hah, it'll have "ABORT" and "RETRY" as options

and both will do nothing but shit more

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:50, archived)

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMED

(

DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:56, archived)

Next up: LOLMACROS

Hilarious macros of macros, saying things that macros say about macros, and saying them in the ways that macros say things about macros.
LOLMACROS!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:16, archived)

OH HAI I AM A MACRO CAPSHUNIN UR KITENS

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:19, archived)

SURROUNDING UR MACRO

SUPPLYIN SELF-REFERENTIAL CONTEXT FOR UR MACRO

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:21, archived)

INVISIBLE INVISIBLE MACRO

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:22, archived)

THIS IS MY FUCKING PICTURE.

FFS!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:22, archived)

Here, you can have one of mine

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:24, archived)

Then have one of mine.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:24, archived)

Now someone needs to step and and offer you one.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:26, archived)

I would genuinely like to know

how this situation came about.

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:27, archived)

All sorts of this.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:28, archived)

My guess is

equal measures of skunk and chav.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:28, archived)

but how'd he keep his trousers dry

that's what puzzles me.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:34, archived)

Er...

burberry?

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:37, archived)

I haz theory...

I don't think those metal bits are attached to each other... he is using them as primitive stilts to cross the pond.

As for the presence of the black leather clad mini-bike gimp... I'm stumped...

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:37, archived)

Wanna grate his skin off

and throw rock salt at him?

(

Joliet, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:24, archived)

Fucking right I do.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:27, archived)

YOU HAV MAED A MACRO.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:24, archived)

Theeef

(

ClanSoul, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:14, archived)

how did you add text to a picture?

I wish I could do that? I just dont know how.

(waxdart hello., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:14, archived)

USE. THE. GEL.

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:14, archived)

I run out of GEL

(waxdart hello., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:15, archived)

Newbie does not deserve gel

(

Joliet, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:19, archived)

I'm not even sure he did that, since I've seen this before

(

Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:14, archived)

is it b3ta game time

svamp.eu/game/

created by the extraordinarily talented, tame, code monkey that is cr3

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:18, archived)

Haha, I love Cr3

(

Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:23, archived)

I think he's rubbish

and smells of wee.

That's what I think.

Or do I?

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:25, archived)

i got eaten by prodge :(

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:24, archived)

There's no shame in it.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:26, archived)

that's a fantasy of mine

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:26, archived)

YES. WE'VE ALL SEEN IT.

(

Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:14, archived)

rubbidge

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:14, archived)

hahahaha

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:14, archived)

rubbige?

don't you mean rubbits?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:17, archived)

Rubbidge
Rub"bidge\, n. Rubbish. [Obs.] --Bp. Hall.

is rubbits the act of yiffery on rabbits?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:19, archived)

I say! olde worlde worde!

rubbits sounds cuter :D

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:21, archived)

i'll say it again

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:15, archived)

BUT HE IS HUNGY

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:17, archived)

FEED HIM PREPARATION-H FOR TREATMENT OF HUNGYROIDS

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:19, archived)

you mean he eats brains only? :S

(Deltikon Your mouth is round for a reson >:], Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:54, archived)

I don't know, I've yet to perform a conclusive analysis

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 17:03, archived)

**gives red herring**

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:18, archived)

**george lucass**

nice dress

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:19, archived)

excuse me, sir.

i'm selling these fine leather jackets...

(

mr spoons, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:34, archived)

O hai.

Uz cant haz sammwich til uz finish GCSE corsewerk 4 tomorroz skool.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:16, archived)

Ha!

(

LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:18, archived)

Careful, you'll upset Terry!

you'll upset Terry!

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:19, archived)

Mr Vampire....

...brilliant. Will dig out and watch this evening. Ta muchly.

(

Pixiedust Dedicated lurker 'till, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:45, archived)

FAIL

That is my work, and I had the decency not to start a new thread with it, because it's rubbish.

Original post: www.b3ta.com/board/8304630#post8304663

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:21, archived)

^ There's your answer

(

Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:23, archived)

I think you'll find it's rubbidge! ;)

www.b3ta.com/board/8309378

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:24, archived)

WATE

I'VE SEEN THIS BEFORE SOMEWHERE

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:27, archived)

you just copied the new person and said its your own :)

(waxdart hello., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:31, archived)

Can we please

just give it a sandwich and move on?

(SomeLousyBum Why where you bought it?!, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:35, archived)

I preferred your one

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:59, archived)

Terribly sorry old chap

I had some Sammisch. However I gave it to the little critter from Mars Attacks. Beter luck next time chump!

(Please Don't Eat Me!)

(AverageRyan Yes Sir, I Can Boogie..., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:21, archived)

yay!!!!!

noob fight

also love A Vagabond for really putting the boot in.
thread deletion imminent i fear.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:23, archived)

What? Fight?

Oh dear, What a pickle I'm in...
Hmmmm... What Would Judas Do???

(AverageRyan Yes Sir, I Can Boogie..., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:25, archived)

He'd get stuck right in...

Here..

*hands mace*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:29, archived)

betray jesus and then hang himself

not really helpful given your situation

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:29, archived)

poke him with a pooey stick

you can stay, always good when a first post is even unintentionally confrontational, you'll fit in just fine.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:29, archived)

yay

Ryan really puts the "rage" in "average"

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:28, archived)

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!

Hahaha

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:26, archived)

this isn't cheezeburger.com

thank fuck

(

WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:25, archived)

ohhhh...

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:37, archived)

yoo teefing fail!

Don't steal images, someone always notices

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:55, archived)

line drawing on the 'puter is hard :(

what can be done to make the result look more pencilly?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:10, archived)

on a mouse - yes

on a wacom - no

ALSO
If you want a cartoon look draw big black lines or for the arty thing dont have any lines. People dont have lines around them so draw shapes of shades/tone. No outlines.

(waxdart hello., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:11, archived)

Use a brush :)

DRAW ME PLS. EDIT: WANNA DO A DRAWAN SWAP?

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Ttssattsr, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:11, archived)

i can have a go yup :)

gaz me a picture

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:12, archived)

Your profile bloams my gripple

(

Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:14, archived)

'lo

Did you get my Gaz?

(

IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:15, archived)

I got one on the 10th.

I sent the poster today :)

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:16, archived)

Woo!

I wasn't sure if you'd seen it.

I am now Officially Excited!

Cheers!

(

IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:23, archived)

bugger me your hair is hard to draw

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:23, archived)

YAY.

I'll do yours after I have eeted sum fud.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:25, archived)

draw a coffee stain on it

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:11, archived)

at a guess, an insanely high resolution tiny little brush and pressure sensitivity

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:11, archived)

use a pencil and paper and scanner?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:12, archived)

fuck yeah!

(waxdart hello., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:13, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:13, archived)

i fuck up far too often. i need ctrl+z

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:14, archived)

Its called a rubber

;)

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:14, archived)

putty rubber is the best I find

(waxdart hello., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:17, archived)

I cant draw for shit

but yes those crazy arty ones do work well

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:19, archived)

This is a worst thing about paper

(waxdart hello., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:15, archived)

this is teh bestest way

for the pencilly action

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:15, archived)

Draw a big cock with all spunk coming out the end.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:12, archived)

well it's a hard decision

but tom, you're not nancy.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:12, archived)

nancy who?

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:13, archived)

silly boy

it's doctor who, not nancy who.

mind you it's produced by russle T Davies, so he could be a nancy.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:20, archived)

pencil and a scanner?

EDIT: bugger my slow brain!!
too much time away!
oh, and WOO!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:13, archived)

thanks :)

i'm a little concerned that the more i look at it the more it looks like one side of his face as been peeled off...

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:15, archived)

hmmm,

maybe some slight shading around the temple will sort that out...

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:17, archived)

Imn bored out of my skull

Any memes in the offing?

(

Jorvic, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:14, archived)

Giant females usually brings joy to these parts

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:15, archived)

hahaha

(

boris the spider, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:16, archived)

Oh dear god

please no...

(

Jorvic, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:16, archived)

better than i'm managing with pencils at the minute

pearoast from the other day, which looks OK but it's still no great shakes:

I think if you play around a lot with the colour levels and the contrasts you might get it a bit more pencilly

(

boris the spider, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:15, archived)

nah

i've been playing around with levels, a bit of sharpening and blurring and general fooling about and i think i've made matters worse.

(

boris the spider, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:27, archived)

GG i haz penis

(largoembargo . http://www.youtube.com/wilysofa, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:09, archived)

oh for fuck sake

just resave over the other one.

(waxdart hello., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:10, archived)

Listen very carefully,

this is rather important:

Fuck off.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:10, archived)

still

stupid but at least it's smaller
fail

(

Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:10, archived)

the edit button is there for a reason

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:10, archived)

ooooooookaaaaay

this is a very Tuesdayey Tuesday

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:10, archived)

Now look what you've done...

Even Erasure hate you!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:11, archived)

GAH!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:12, archived)

HAMTO

it's VIMTO, but MEATY

ello KM, have they let you out again?

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:12, archived)

Bah.

They're always angry about something.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:12, archived)

Thats a blessing that is

(waxdart hello., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:12, archived)

maybe

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:12, archived)

mm sausage troll

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:12, archived)

can't i feed it

this herring ?

(SquidHead, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:19, archived)

YOU HAVE HAXD AW4Y TH£ THREAd. UR A SCARY HAZKOR.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:12, archived)

eediot!!

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:13, archived)

Motherfunkster

*punches repeatedly in the face*

(

Joliet, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:13, archived)

OUCH. STOP PUMMELING ME. YOU GOT THE WRONG DOOD.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:14, archived)

Oops! Sorry!

*carries on stroking Ttssattsr while stamping on newbie's head*

(

Joliet, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:18, archived)

Oh boy...

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:13, archived)

(

inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:17, archived)

Oh god.

My nana (maysherestinpeace) had this hanging on her bathroom mirror when I was growing up. This was exactly the facial expression I saw whenever I looked at it.

/joys of being brought up Catholic blog

(

notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:47, archived)

Tell me this is yours!

It's gotta be shirly?....

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:30, archived)

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:09, archived)

NO YOU DONT!

(waxdart hello., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:09, archived)

haha :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:09, archived)

pfffft

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:09, archived)

By the fetid mimsy of Spears!

What's the picture of?

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:09, archived)

Leave Britney alone!

Leave her alone!

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:11, archived)

thanks for the reminder of that one.

(waxdart hello., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:11, archived)

hahahahahahaha

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:10, archived)

Hahahaha!

you enormous RUDIE!

*gets Pop-up Pirate out of toy box*
B-DOINGG!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:10, archived)

Haha, best euphemism EVAH!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:12, archived)

Haha!

'ning meester

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:10, archived)

hahahaha :D

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:18, archived)

hahahaha!

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:20, archived)

O_o

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:26, archived)

Click for readable.

(

NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:07, archived)

You have to piss on the wound

or you'll die!

:OD for the strip

(

Joliet, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:09, archived)

That's jellyfish

There is no pee cure for stone fish that I know of.

(

notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:35, archived)

Stop!

Stop being so bloody talented. Stop it now.

Grrr. *shakes fist*

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:09, archived)

gleeeeeeeeee!

Brilliant!
fabbo!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:11, archived)

Nice! As usual.

I caught a stone fish while fishing in Australia. I felt sad just cutting the line. I hope he survived and went on to murder again.

(

Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:12, archived)

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:27, archived)

cheap, nasty and been done?

quite possibly on all counts, and probably been done better too, but have this anyway

Yuck, just noticed the mess around her hair. Never mind.

(

boris the spider, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:03, archived)

Would.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:05, archived)

^Theees

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:06, archived)

Lovely dress

do you think I could get away with it down the Electric Ballroom?

(

Joliet, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:05, archived)

Why not?

It is a lovely dress, helped by her not unpleasant norks.

(

boris the spider, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:07, archived)

Those are quite clearly shopped

I'm going to have to work hard to get to the 2000 so I can show you what a proper cleavage looks like.

(

Joliet, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:16, archived)

Go for it

One imagines that this would not go down at all badly around here :)

(

boris the spider, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:21, archived)

Blimey, Charlotte Church looks almost Wouldable there...

...if she'd shut the fuck up for a while O_o

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:05, archived)

what, in her top hat and trousers?

i'd not say no.

should've said, i stole all this from here: www.b3ta.com/board/8308585

by "stole" i mean the source pic. and the idea.

(

boris the spider, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:07, archived)

thief

i stole the idea from barbarossa and the pic from walkers or somewhere.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:16, archived)

thief

though i feel less guilty now

(

boris the spider, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:17, archived)

and now in crappypaintmashanimation history hour . . .

Richard III . . . which took ages because of the background

Gotta catch 'em all!
so pleeeease click!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:50, archived)

haha

well he did ask!

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:50, archived)

HAha

(

Cae1, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:51, archived)

HA HA HA

yay - inevitable horse

:)

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:51, archived)

NO!

Bad Prof! Unexpected! UN-EX-PEC-TED!
hehehe!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:52, archived)

how can it be unexpected

when I was waiting for it to happen?

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:54, archived)

HE HAS THE SIGHT!

FLEEEEEE!

*runs for the hills*

*unexpected horse*
D'oh!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:56, archived)

ha ha ha

(saw it coming)

*sidesteps unexpected horse*

*unexpected cliff*

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:57, archived)

serves you right for not clicking

'I like this'!

EDIT: ta! C];0)

EDITEDIT: See! Because of you it's in't populear payge!
I SEE ALL!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:58, archived)

No! Unexpected CDC!

(Goatse not a comedy account, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:59, archived)

Hahahaha!

Sausage onna fork!
gleeeee!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:00, archived)

hahahahaha!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:51, archived)

'ning dude

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:01, archived)

hahaha

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:51, archived)

hahahaha

lovely

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:51, archived)

hahahaha1

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:52, archived)

'lo bloke!

You coming to the London bash in May? I promise not to ask who you are this time =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:02, archived)

expected horse!!

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:52, archived)

take cover!

www.b3ta.com/board/8309251

(

Joliet, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:53, archived)

it's alright

I'll take one for the team

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:55, archived)

Oi oi prodge!

How's it going?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:01, archived)

not bad.

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:09, archived)

Ha Ha Ha!

This is brilliant!

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:52, archived)

horse horse horse horse horse

knight knight
horse horse horse horse horse
Aghhh sword
it'a sword

woo! and truly unexpected

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:52, archived)

These knights are small

but those are faaaar away!

YAY!

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Joliet, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:55, archived)

hahaha!

i love the stampy horses in the background.
STAMPSTAMPSTAMPSTAMPSTAMPSTAMPSTAMP

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:55, archived)

STAMPY!

/Bart Simpson and his heffalump
gleeeee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:57, archived)

I like this

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:56, archived)

Hahahah

Expected Unexpected Horse!

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ClanSoul, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:00, archived)

Hahaha, what a great post to see when I sneak onto the board!

*clicks*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:01, archived)

'noon prof.

i trust you are well.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:06, archived)

I'm not bad at all ta!

I don't like not being able to get on the board at w*rk though...

Apart from when I can sneak onto an unmonitored PC and spend all day looking over my shoulder O_o

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:07, archived)

hahaha

anf they are all laughing at him in the background as well.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:05, archived)

Ah, Mr O'Fodin!

Top o' the mornin' to ya! How's life?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:06, archived)

fine thank you

and Bah! to your work for not being able to get on the web to b3ta.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:12, archived)

YES!

I can't believe how good you are at this now.
I remember the good old days when all you brought to the table were terrible terrible puns

(broccoli holocaust, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:06, archived)

eh?

Oh you mean like these . . .
tee hee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:09, archived)

haha

yes. yes just like those.

(broccoli holocaust, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:16, archived)

EXPECTED HORSE :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:10, archived)

heehehe

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:12, archived)

hehehehe!

PUN!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:14, archived)

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:39, archived)

fuck the ant

fukem hard

(waxdart hello., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:41, archived)

Fants?

Hmmm.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:43, archived)

The purest love of all,

that between a young girl and her giant killer insect.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:43, archived)

Hahah

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:59, archived)

would

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:43, archived)

It's that fine thorax and mandibles that tempt me.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:44, archived)

I like the hard exoskeleton

and the moist innnards

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:44, archived)

Hmm...

*cold showers*

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:45, archived)

You thinking about fucking an ant arnt you!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:47, archived)

No.

Now I'm just off to the zoo to look at the leaf cutter ants.
*stuffs tissues into pocket*

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:49, archived)

Ah! So thats how bikini lines are done!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:51, archived)

I hear the best tactic is to hide leaves down your japseye

BEWARE FLASH FLOODS

edit: bloody greater-than signs, this makes zero sense now

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:51, archived)

Gold showers

Not much fun with ants tho!

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:53, archived)

ANT FUCKER!

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:44, archived)

Leave ants alone etc...

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:47, archived)

They're stealing our wiminz! :O

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Cae1, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:45, archived)

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:47, archived)

Needs more

Ant Anti-ant Nazi League.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:49, archived)

I think my logic gland just ruptured

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:53, archived)

*covers with plaster*

*kisses better*

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Joliet, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:55, archived)

inapproriate joke about gland kissing

Insert optional punchline here

woo yay

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:57, archived)

Wait!

Those are german ants? And if they are, is it proably Hitler has been bited by one of those? O.O

(Deltikon Your mouth is round for a reson >:], Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:58, archived)

It's got an arse for a head!

*fears*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:03, archived)

I think there's something wrong with the controls...

Inspired by Aphex The Mink's post earlier: www.b3ta.com/board/8308947

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:35, archived)

ver' nice

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boris the spider, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:37, archived)

this are very well done

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:39, archived)

Thanks.

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:41, archived)

I inspired someone?

*faints*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:40, archived)

well, I was in the toilet just now

and I had a bit of spare time

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:41, archived)

Indeed you did Sir!*

*revives and reveres*
*apologies if you're not a sir! ;)

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:44, archived)

look at my sig

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:02, archived)

Ah-yeh...

I-hadda-fought-of-da!
;) (Spaced Ref.)

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:17, archived)

thats ace!!

clicks! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:40, archived)

you didn't do that on a EnS!?!

(waxdart hello., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:41, archived)

No!

I did it in Ps!

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:42, archived)

Haha, thats ace!

'ning all :D

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Cae1, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:43, archived)

(

Victor Meldrew, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:44, archived)

brilliant :)

*clicks*

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Cae1, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:44, archived)

this is wonderful in most ways

*click*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:45, archived)

Damn!

It's so hard to be original! ;)

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:45, archived)

Yeah. Most things have been done.

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Cae1, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:50, archived)

I bet Farnborough Pigshed Massacre hasn't

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:54, archived)

Do it now!

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Cae1, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:56, archived)

Thats fucking brill!

*click*

EDIT: just seen Aphex's down there... now I feel like a twat for having done work this afternoon instead of being on here.

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:46, archived)

Not worth a new thread

I got bored

(brain_blessed, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:55, archived)

not that interesting - but i've been plaing with my new paints

Carry on...

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:32, archived)

that's

egg-celent!

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Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:34, archived)

badum-tish!!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:35, archived)

you like it really

you are egg-static!

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Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:37, archived)

hahaha

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:40, archived)

top egg :D

...now give it fangs and scars!

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mr spoons, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:36, archived)

hahaha

yes i shall :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:42, archived)

people would shell out for that!! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:38, archived)

hahahaa

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:42, archived)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:40, archived)

heheheh

thats very woo! :D

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:42, archived)

That's Oeufelly good...

(

Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:40, archived)

hehehhe

you cracked me up :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:43, archived)

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FlexAlux laughed at something inappropriate on, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:28, archived)

this human is leaking coolant

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:29, archived)

at an alarming rate

some searing hot resin is called for

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:31, archived)

good old searing hot resin, is there nothing it can't do!?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:36, archived)

Space invaders wee.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:29, archived)

.....the best kind

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mr spoons, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:30, archived)

hahaha

KO!

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:31, archived)

Drop down, increase speed and reverse direction!

(brain_blessed, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:36, archived)

ha!

best tactics ever.

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mr spoons, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:37, archived)

wow

never heard THAT joke before

(

Victor Meldrew, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:30, archived)

oooooooh get her!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:35, archived)

I can explain it to you if you like.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:37, archived)

ooooooooh handbags!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:40, archived)

Hurk! URrrgh -URK Blergh.

I am about to shop for eats. What tasty food things do you recommend?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:22, archived)

What is that dance called?

Oh about the eats, is it warm or cold where you are right now?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:23, archived)

It is sunny but the wind is chilly.

It has a working title of GAISD

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:25, archived)

IF IT IS SUNNY BUT CHILLY

cheese salad sandwich with sweet pickles and then stuff it with salt and vinegar crisps/chips

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:27, archived)

I LIKE YOUR WEATHER BASED FOOD KNOWLEDGE

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:29, archived)

hooray!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:36, archived)

BECAUSE IF IT IS HOT

you should have veggie sushi with enough wasabi to make your eyes bleed
IF IT IS COLD
you should have potato stew

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:26, archived)

Irish stew

In the name of the law

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:56, archived)

Something with PASTRY

and MEAT.

Also, LOLOLOL.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:23, archived)

Hmmm,

This is a good day for pie.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:27, archived)

ZOMG.

I recommend a cheap pizza and beers for eets.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:23, archived)

Beer pizza?

madness.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:28, archived)

Beezza

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:29, archived)

Perhaps beer calzone.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:31, archived)

I call it 'bone'.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:32, archived)

Top dancing.

I'm going to have pork belly for dinner. I can only suggest you do the same.
Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:24, archived)

I do not like pork belly.

But there are other more delicious pig bits I am tempted by.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:30, archived)

Weirdo.

In that case, have bacon. Lots of bacon.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:31, archived)

I might have a go at making this

woven bacon thing

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:32, archived)

Yes, that'd do it.

Go for it, and pile it high with sausages, scrambled eggs and baked beans.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:33, archived)

you couldn't actually do that with english bacon could you?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:38, archived)

I reckon you could with streaky bacon.

you'd get pretty greasy fingers doing it though.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:40, archived)

beer

and pies

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:24, archived)

Two votes for pie.

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:30, archived)

and potato wedges

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:37, archived)

ANTS

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:25, archived)

hehehehe!

beef suet.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:26, archived)

Couscous

made with vegetable stock, with finely chopped and sauteed spring onions, garlic, tomato and red pepper mixed in, served with a fillet of lemon-grilled fish.

Cos that's what I'm having, and I'm looking forward to it.

Or meat pie.

(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:32, archived)

Too fiddly

I am hungover and hungry.

NEW REQUIREMENT: FAST HUNGOVER FOOD PLS.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:33, archived)

bacon

and beans on toast, with some chilli sauce.

(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:34, archived)

IF YOU ARE HUNG OVER AND IT IS SUNNY BUT CHILLY

2-egg cheese omlette, baked beans, wholewheat toast with butter, potatoes pan-fried with finely chopped onions and paprika.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:40, archived)

Pan fried potatoes MUST have smoked streaky bacon in them.

As well as vast quantities of onion.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:43, archived)

My brother was directing a sketch with you (Rick Fulcher)

over the weekend.

YAY

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:50, archived)

Yay indeed!

(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:08, archived)

rah

this goes well to rammstein feuer frei

(JadeFalcon, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:40, archived)

Beer

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:50, archived)

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:00, archived)

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