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Maggie Blair

CFB

Selma Blair, admittedly.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:52, archived)

And yes,

Selma Blair is fucking hot.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:52, archived)

Better without the fringy thing that she has in Hellboy.

In fact, I've not seen her in much. Nice in Cruel Intentions.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:53, archived)

Indeedy

She has this look like she's gonna burst into tears and you just want to give her a hug...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 21 May 2008, 13:05, archived)

i wood!

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skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:53, archived)

i would!

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Sir T. Skellington, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:53, archived)

bobfoc

= would

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SiX and his hat, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:53, archived)

would

I'm past caring.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 21 May 2008, 12:54, archived)

DIE BITCH!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:54, archived)

No-one who speaks German could be an evil man

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:55, archived)

are you sure?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:57, archived)

Cor!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 May 2008, 13:26, archived)

Just had to get this out of my head...

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Supergyrations, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:46, archived)

this had to be done sooner or later
have a woo and enjoy you click.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 21 May 2008, 12:46, archived)

I thank you

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Supergyrations, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:58, archived)

haha

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:46, archived)

Read the fucking manual.

Real Teeth Form Mould.
Rotary Telescopes Fuck Motorists.

(Frank Talk About Mutants Fronk Tolk About Mutonts, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:47, archived)

Richard Thompson from Manchester

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:47, archived)

I know him.

Cnut.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:49, archived)

you can say cunt you know

they've passed a by law.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:51, archived)

C-nut.

Cuntynut.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:52, archived)

I see

... well this makes a world of difference.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:53, archived)

Oh. Okay. Thanks.

Cunt.

Oh yes. That's much better.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:55, archived)

Robotic Tentacled Fuck Machines

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:48, archived)

^this

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Weetobix, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:49, archived)

Hah, Commerford's such a pretty boy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:47, archived)

the one that looks like Jeff Bridges having just eaten a sofa?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:48, archived)

Yes

white Hulkface.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:49, archived)

he looks like he's pissed himself out of sheer bewilderment

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:49, archived)

:D hahaha

He's got his pigtails in just for you:

www.13t.org/muzike/imagenes/tim%20commerford%2001.jpg

excellent tats on him.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:50, archived)

heh

TATTOOED HEIDI FOUND LURKING IN MOROCCAN TOILET

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:51, archived)

Tattooed Heidi, any comments?

'.........fuck off.'

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:52, archived)

I just wish they were doing more with their arms in this photoplate

... is that too much to ask? They look like a bunch of Quadriplegics propped up against a wall for some sort of sick joke.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:47, archived)

Jazz hands?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:48, archived)

yeah

that or some sort of puppetry

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:49, archived)

i have no idea what this means

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:50, archived)

ratm = rage against the machine, band

rtfm = read the fucking manual, favourite phrase of techies everywhere.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 21 May 2008, 12:51, archived)

thanks for that

really had no idea what it meant, have bugger all to do with techies as i don't much like sci fi and am unfamiliar with this particular beat combo.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:56, archived)

the trick with dealing with a techie is not to appear a complete twit

and feed them from time to time.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 21 May 2008, 12:58, archived)

essentially the same joke twice

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Supergyrations, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:57, archived)

i still wouldn't have got it

it's the acronyms that get me every time if that's what they are called, i tend to use whole words.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 21 May 2008, 13:02, archived)

I arv dawrn you a snail this time.

(Frank Talk About Mutants Fronk Tolk About Mutonts, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:40, archived)

*pats on head*

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Sir T. Skellington, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:42, archived)

oh no -

I've dropped my flat cap in a field full of cows...

urgh, that's not it... urgh, that's not it... ahh - no wait urgh, that's not it...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:44, archived)

hhahahahahaha

you poor bastard

*literal pats*

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Sir T. Skellington, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:45, archived)

why do you want to talk about mutants?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 21 May 2008, 12:42, archived)

*backs away slowly*

Wow look at the profile! :D

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TheOther, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:43, archived)

that is a bit creepy

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:46, archived)

Aw, you noticed.

(Frank Talk About Mutants Fronk Tolk About Mutonts, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:48, archived)

OOOh

I lurve your "I wanna hug" badge
I want one I want one I want one

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:48, archived)

all work and no play

makes frank talk about mutants

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:52, archived)

That's good and I'ma steal it :)

(Frank Talk About Mutants Fronk Tolk About Mutonts, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:54, archived)

Wordfarting Snail!

Next I would like him to fart the words "Rusty doubloons on lettuce"

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:43, archived)

He already has that tattooed on his stomach.

(Frank Talk About Mutants Fronk Tolk About Mutonts, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:44, archived)

hurrah :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:43, archived)

Snails rule!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:43, archived)

Oooo, Gastro-Pod Racing?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:45, archived)

I have a snail animation too!

can't remember who made the original

But I put the boot in...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 21 May 2008, 12:46, archived)

Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

Don't stamp on the snails, throw them next door.
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:48, archived)

I don't actually stamp on snails, and have spend hours moving them off the driveway.

Someone posted the still of a snail grinning at the lettuce patch. It was just begging for the Python foot. Begging!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 21 May 2008, 12:50, archived)

i feed slugs to the frogs in my pond

it's hours of fun, although it's surprising how stupid frogs are and how often they miss the target

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:53, archived)

aw forgs?

I tried to catch a frog with a banister brush and pan once, it didn't work.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 21 May 2008, 12:56, archived)

You need poisoned darts to catch frogs.

Poison from tree-frogs... oh hang on...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 May 2008, 13:00, archived)

i forgot i did this

probably just as well.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:49, archived)

Oh yes!!!

Is that a snail shell helmet he's wearing?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:54, archived)

really can't remember

i think it's one of them spiky german helmet jobbies, may well be wrong.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:59, archived)

Pickelhaube

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:59, archived)

that's the one

couldn't be arsed to look it up again.
my old man used to wear one when he'd turn up to pick me up from junior school, bare foot,in cutdown jeans and driving his old austin 7, and people wonder why i turned out the way i have.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 21 May 2008, 13:05, archived)

well there's a thing

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:44, archived)

And nice it is too.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 21 May 2008, 12:47, archived)

I don't know why

but I find this really tiresome.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:49, archived)

I can't be pleasing everyone now, can I?

(Frank Talk About Mutants Fronk Tolk About Mutonts, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:51, archived)

I don't have a problem with the pic

I'm just kind of tired of regulars doing this. It seems desperate somehow.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:53, archived)

doing what?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:56, archived)

Starting a new account for more attention.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:57, archived)

really...who is it?

I'll take your lack of an answer as you not knowing

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:59, archived)

any proof lad?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 21 May 2008, 13:01, archived)

Doing what? Drawing something for the board? I'm afraid you've lost me.

(Frank Talk About Mutants Fronk Tolk About Mutonts, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:57, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8388789

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:58, archived)

Keeping vermin off the streets...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:40, archived)

Hahaha, Mr Weston, is that you?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:40, archived)

whoa thats what i thought too

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:41, archived)

Weston's Supermare

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:42, archived)

Fantastic!

Best of all the super heroes.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:44, archived)

Why is her horse playing the violin?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:47, archived)

that definately seams to be the case

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:49, archived)

I does look like Simon Weston, doesn't it?

Freaky.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:42, archived)

That man will never land that television on him.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:40, archived)

No, but PLEASE TRY

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:41, archived)

He doesn't wear lynx

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:42, archived)

Frrrrrp. Goddamn furries. :D

(Frank Talk About Mutants Fronk Tolk About Mutonts, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:40, archived)

hehehe!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:42, archived)

hehee

What is Chedge?
And what does it rule?

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XLVII .uk, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:44, archived)

It's £320 for 1/2 an oz.

It really does rule.
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:45, archived)

Sounds expensive

I'll stick to my green which will prolly be the same price come next week!

:O

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XLVII .uk, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:52, archived)

Is that guy at the back

tryiong to catch a hot air balloon?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 21 May 2008, 13:06, archived)

WW2 fact # 43

Rodents were mainly used as snipers due to their small size and fidgety nature

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TheOther, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:24, archived)

While Weasels

Made good pilots, and flew in that long summer of 1940.

A ω∞ to you as well.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:27, archived)

The difference - and this is according to SCIENCE (TM):

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:30, archived)

you've got to have a system

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:31, archived)

Or a lot of drugs.

Actually - both is good.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:33, archived)

Special K!

MDMA!

you've got to have a system

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:37, archived)

"I got stoned for a whole MONTH one night!"

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:39, archived)

See it's easy when SCIENCE (TM): helps

ω∞

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:32, archived)

its easy

stoats are weasely identified but weasels are stoatly different

_{my hat AND my coat, if you'd be so kind}

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:32, archived)

Signature of the day.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:33, archived)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:35, archived)

weasel you say? Have a pea

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:37, archived)

ha ha ha

it starts well... but

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:38, archived)

yeah, trails off towards the end. He didn't have great concentration skil.....

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:39, archived)

Absolutely correct.

Blummin' Mozart - you'd hardly call HIM "Britain's leading musical zoologist"!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:38, archived)

ah! too many stoats, your majesty?

() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Wed 21 May 2008, 13:54, archived)

don't forget the ace dog fighters

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:33, archived)

ha ha

What a fine fellow he is too.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:34, archived)

And don't forget the UN Peacekeepers

They helped end the crab/elephant war, ya know.
(Dammit, too many pics of fluffy things holding guns. Must resist...)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:37, archived)

ah but remember the aces of that war

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:39, archived)

Poor Dumbo

His eyesight got really quite bad in later life.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:44, archived)

hehe ^_^

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:41, archived)

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:41, archived)

The prince of the skies from a different era...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:37, archived)

pffft!

ps - 'their'! *uberpedant*

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:28, archived)

. . . . crap

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TheOther, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:29, archived)

He has the cold, dead eyes of a killer.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 21 May 2008, 12:29, archived)

i really wanted to say

something witty here...

...but i cant think of anything to justify how happy this makes me

have a woo and a click!

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Sir T. Skellington, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:30, archived)

yay :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:33, archived)

CFWI

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:17, archived)

Actually, fuck it, this is shit - click it for the proper image, please.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:18, archived)

In fact, fuck it, they are both shit.

Just put me on ignore.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:18, archived)

done

:P

and its better than mine!

*points below this thread*

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Sir T. Skellington, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:20, archived)

shit is good

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:21, archived)

genuine 'LOL' moment there

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:21, archived)

too much bowling?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:22, archived)

hehe, yup :)

... and boxing.
... and golf.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:24, archived)

arf! have you forgotten to do any proper work?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:24, archived)

I'm only on the Wii in the evenings, I'm pretty strict about that :)

all the games arrived as ordered from the play.com vouchers, and I have a fair few to wade through

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:25, archived)

hooray! thank you play and nuts

both of whom will be in a class action law suite for enabling TGA to get RSI.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:27, archived)

hahaha

/I'm finding the Lego Star Wars pretty compelling at the mo.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:28, archived)

have you got onto mario galaxies yet?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:33, archived)

not yet. I've heard it's ok. Worth getting?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:34, archived)

i really enjoyed it

its a bit of a mind fuck to start of with but very clever. you may find yourself every now and again shaking your head and chuckling to yourself "our funny little oriental friends really don't seem to understand physics very well"

but in a good way

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:36, archived)

I shall add it to the list of 'games to get' then :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:38, archived)

:D It's so addictive!

I want the Lego Batman game when it comes out.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:34, archived)

there's a what game coming out

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:37, archived)

You heard.

Hang on, get the HELL off the internet and go and do your essay.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:38, archived)

i've done it.

i did it last night i just had to go hand it in. no worries

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:43, archived)

Oh gooood.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:44, archived)

aye, and Lego Indy in a few weeks :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:38, archived)

*nods excitedly*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:38, archived)

Golf FTW!

I wanna play Tiger Woods and get a Wii of my own!

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XLVII .uk, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:25, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

WOO!

*flings poo!*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:22, archived)

*snorts*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:23, archived)

hahaha

*aims 'tubgirl' at ones foe*

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Sir T. Skellington, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:23, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 May 2008, 13:20, archived)

*ignores*

*wants to feel JK Rowlings boobies as well*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:21, archived)

Have this old thing top take the curse off it.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:24, archived)

are those really her hands?

Cos in that pic they look like mans hands.

(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Wed 21 May 2008, 12:28, archived)

She's got massive feet

so probably.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:34, archived)

That woman

Has to be the most miserable multi-millionaire in all of Christendom.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:18, archived)

She looks very like my complete bitch of an ex best friend.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:19, archived)

maybe she is

maybe she was involved in an accident with a time machine and some contraceptive pills :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:20, archived)

I don't think so.

She's written a lot. The ExBM doesn't have that kind of tenacity. Any kind, actually.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:21, archived)

this just reminded me that I watched Battle Royal again last night.

YAY

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:20, archived)

good work that man!

in the debate (which all men and b3ta going woman have had) i've decided i'm pretty certain i'd do well in battle royal, not because i'm particulalry good a fighting but just out of sheer hatefulness. unless i got the saucepan lid

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:25, archived)

I've decided my sub machine gun technique would be much more refined that

that floppy haired tosser who piad to take part. Aside from that -- I'm not sure how I'd do.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:28, archived)

to be fair she has been through some tough times

maybe it shows money can't buy happiness

She should try drugs

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:19, archived)

hahaha

i saw her on tv looking at her old flat and getting all teary eyed. it was a bit sad.

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:21, archived)

i bet she cheered up a bit when she got back to her fucking massive LA mansion

and burnt some royalty cheques for fun.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:24, archived)

don't we all!

:) plus she has boobies - thats gotta make anyone happy! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:27, archived)

money can definatly buy drugs :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:26, archived)

No.

It's "Drugs can buy you love."

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:29, archived)

or if not love at least the misery I like the best!

*writes that one down*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:31, archived)

Clearly you've never met a smack addict needing a fix.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:37, archived)

Bollocks - what - she was a jobless single mum?

Boo hoo hoo so was mine, and she's great.

You'd think that getting the equivalent of winning the literary lottery would cheer her up somewhat.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:29, archived)

maybe she is cheerful

but she just doesn't want to dance around for you like another brainless celebrity...

'she can't be happy - where's the cash in fragrance and the biography?'

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:31, archived)

She's accepted the cash.

She'll do as I blummin' well say.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:35, archived)

Hahaha!

Is that JK Rowling?

Edit: yes it is.

And it's not shit, as you term it. Far better than I'm capable of (not that that's saying much).

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:18, archived)

The K stands for Kathleen and is made up to make her seem more intersting

a fact which fills my missus (who is really called Kathleen) with abject ambivalence

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:23, archived)

Kathleen can only be said properly if you're wearing a tabard and a headscarf

and you drop the H.

Well, says I.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:24, archived)

crap

I say it all the time and I'm not even sure I know what a tabard is... crap crap crap crap

*panics*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:29, archived)

3 Hail Marys

14 Begorrahs
6 T'be sures

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:31, archived)

3 bloody marys

2 G&Ts
and then sin to your heart's content

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:34, archived)

If you can't be good, be good at being bad.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:35, archived)

DAH-ling, nobody does it better

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:37, archived)

*hums Carly Simon*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:40, archived)

Hairy Mary, full of grace,

Who lives on high way up in space,
Who passes judgement with her enormouse face,
Who doesn't like the way you taste...

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:36, archived)

I taste lovely, she's obviously thinking of someone else.

Slut.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:39, archived)

Hally Berry, Brother of God

Dance for us sinners,
NOW,
and every hour on the hour until we die.

Amen.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:41, archived)

Our Gord, who art in Commons

Hollowed be thy heartspace
Thy kingdom come (whether we like it or not)
Thy will be done (ditto)
On Earth as it is in nightmares
Give us this day our daily head(fuck)
And forgive us Fathers For Justices trespasses

... I can't be bothered to finish this.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:44, archived)

Who's that copping a feel of Rowling's tit?

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:19, archived)

Now, Tony Blair.

Previously?

Who knows?

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:19, archived)

Oh, and Rowling is Brown

if that was not obvious?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:20, archived)

I don't understand any of this...

has Joanna had her boobs done or something...?

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:20, archived)

In the first edition version of the Potter books

it say "Based on events a long time ago in a galaxy far,far away. Names have been changed to protect the innocent"

(

Skirite Gerrorf my larnd, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:33, archived)

with all royalties to DTH

first animation on imageready!

/ninja

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Sir T. Skellington, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:15, archived)

amin?

Idi?

and BLAaaaaaaaaRRRR

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 May 2008, 12:15, archived)

ha ha ha

Idi Admin...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:16, archived)

word association game mustn't pause mustn't hesitate otherwise you get a bash on the head like this

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:17, archived)

BLAAAAAAAAARRB! BLAAAAAAAAARRB!

Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:23, archived)

does this mean it's a bandwagon now

instead of a series?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:24, archived)

nope

its a fraudulent copy

and me having a go at image ready...apologies but this was the first and only thing to enter my mind

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Sir T. Skellington, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:26, archived)

hehe

cheers dave!

not where near the originals though!

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Sir T. Skellington, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:28, archived)

bit quick and dirty.. but i'm at work ;-)

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glubglub should be working on, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:13, archived)

MORE BORIS!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 21 May 2008, 12:13, archived)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:15, archived)

Hahaha!

Hello Mister Tect.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:16, archived)

'Ow do, Capt'n :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:18, archived)

How goes it for you on this fine Wednes day?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:19, archived)

not too shabby, truth be told

things seem to be going well :)

Hope the same can be said for your very good self.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:21, archived)

Oh yes, life is good.

Is the current Mrs Tect doing ok?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:22, archived)

aye, she's grand as it 'appens :)

as you say yourself, life is good

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:24, archived)

It could just be my pessimistic nature

but the mere fact that I've said life is good is almost a guarantee that something bad will happen to me tonight...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:26, archived)

aye, me too, but let's enjoy the good life now while it lasts

*puts kettle on*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:30, archived)

Splendid idea.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:31, archived)

hehe.. grim..! but nice.

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glubglub should be working on, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:17, archived)

Hahahaha

Would.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:17, archived)

'lo chap, I got paid today!
Who got printed this week?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:17, archived)

prod got 2, ninj was another, and there was someone else

/wasn't in it this week, so didn't buy it.

and congrats on payment :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:18, archived)

Ooooh, I love these games..... oh

news

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:12, archived)

yay it's boris!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 21 May 2008, 12:13, archived)

you are one talented bastard

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:14, archived)

you're a bit too bloody good

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 May 2008, 12:14, archived)

excellent as ever....

wish i hadn't posted mine at the same time as one of yours ;-)

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glubglub should be working on, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:14, archived)

Bloody hell

*click*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:15, archived)

hahah, excellent!

*clicks*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:15, archived)

*cough*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 May 2008, 12:08, archived)

hehehee

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:09, archived)

nice timing :D

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:09, archived)

you bad man...

;)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:09, archived)

it's your fault

i was reading the below thread with you and the Cap'n

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 May 2008, 12:10, archived)

*ahem*

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:10, archived)

well yes - you supplied the awful pun that got me going, as it were...

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 May 2008, 12:12, archived)

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:12, archived)

I say!

;)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:12, archived)

hehe - I figured

Nicely done, sir.

y'alreet?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:10, archived)

not bad

daughter's been ill - was at the hospital all weekend, then off with her yesterday and monday

first time I've ever overnighted in a hospital

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 May 2008, 12:13, archived)

Is everything ok?

*hug*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:14, archived)

yes thanks hon

oops- you've reminded me.....

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 May 2008, 12:16, archived)

Well I'm extending super-strength Captain love your family's way.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:17, archived)

I hope she is alright and so it everyone else too

poor wee blighter

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:15, archived)

*warms pan*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 21 May 2008, 12:09, archived)

silly Kebab

gnus is gnot gnood to gneat

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:10, archived)

now you sound like gnasher

gnee gnee

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 21 May 2008, 12:14, archived)

I don't even think that's really Hittler

*opens sauce*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:10, archived)

mmm sauce

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 May 2008, 12:10, archived)

oh dear

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:10, archived)

Warriors of Gnunghis Khan

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:10, archived)

i gnu you were going to make that!

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skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:10, archived)

I was expecting

"No Gnus is Good Gnus"

(

Joliet, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:10, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8388414

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:12, archived)

I was going to 'shop them all out, but decided it woud take too long

it was easier to remove the horns

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 May 2008, 12:15, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:10, archived)

Hahah!

996 to go

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 21 May 2008, 12:13, archived)

arf!

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:45, archived)

howdy b3tans of all ages!! :D

Click for bigger (91KB)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:58, archived)

hahaha you can't see me

*flaps about you like a giant queerhawk*

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:00, archived)

I can though.

For fuck sake, put some trousers on. I almost saw the back of your teeth then.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:01, archived)

She's got the cold dead eyes of a killer

what am I supposed to do, I'M THAT AROUSED

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:04, archived)

Well I can't stop you, you're out of reach.

Stop pointing that thing at me though. If it gets in my hair there shall be CONSEQUENCES.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:04, archived)

*flaps it about*

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:06, archived)

I'm going to get the darts.

This is the LAST TIME I let you out of your box.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:09, archived)

Cap'n

and other b3tans.

there's a beanie babay wolf on one of my partitions in my office named "haiku wolf". I used to occasianlly write haiku-form semi-poems for it, and it's now graduated to having a little post-it or print out below it with whatever someone wants to say appearing there.

currently Haiku Wolf bears some tripe about "football's not a amtter of life and dead, it's more important" or something.

has anyone a good idea for a brief motto, qoute, saying, small picture or similar that might go there that's office friendly?

and yes, www.youaremyhaikuwolfdisplaybitches.com

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:07, archived)

your link doesn't work

and is it too much to expect to hit on someone via such office/communal area thingies like this?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 21 May 2008, 12:09, archived)

I work in the same office as my girlfriend.
If I start hitting on people via the haiku wolf it could cause tension.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:11, archived)

well I don't have one

and some odd chick keeps/kept editing my white board hampster, I never known what to make of it.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 21 May 2008, 12:16, archived)

hard to say

ask her if she'd like to taste something she's never tasted before, and while you're asking, touch your fly.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:19, archived)

that's insanely tempting

But she pulled my hair the other week, so maybe I should stick to primary school tactics.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 21 May 2008, 12:25, archived)

Gleefully go over and punch her round the face

then run away giggling like a girl.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:27, archived)

that's funny

but not as funny as my mates suggestion: "put a tack on her chair"

second she'd kick my arse hard if I did that...I'm a sort of blob and couldn't run faster than her.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 21 May 2008, 12:33, archived)

hmm.

read book called let's go play at the Adams' and see if it gives you any ideas.

Note to all: most genuinely disturbing book I've ever read, but great.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:30, archived)

ok right after I finish:

Multiscale Methods: averaging and homogenization by Pavliotis

'Tis a cracking yarn, I'd recommend it.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 21 May 2008, 12:41, archived)

And it has to be a haiku?

I am Haiku Wolf
You are not Haiku Wolf, no
You wish you were, chum.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:09, archived)

no, it does not have to be haiku.

It became haiku wolf because someone stole it. I emailed around small plaintive haikus asking for its return.
6 months later it was posted to me from the USA with a note saying "sorry", since the person who nicked it had emigrated.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:10, archived)

Well I still nominate my haiku.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:12, archived)

it's up

in 26-point "Blackadder" font.
cheers.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:16, archived)

Hey! Nice one!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:18, archived)

it's not trite

it's a Shankly quote, and by the sounds of things some chelski or manc scum is trying to pervert it.

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:12, archived)

everything serves a

purpose, this is mine and I
am only a toy

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:15, archived)

I like this very much

and it has calmed me in the rush to get stuff done before lunch.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:18, archived)

how about

"Fuck off, I'm a fucking wolf and I'll fuck you right up if you come near me.
I'm not joking.
I will.

Don't make me show you"

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:15, archived)

this is very tempting

but the Capn's idea has already gone up and changing it too often scares my co-workers.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:17, archived)

"My mother said I could do great things if I only applied myself.

I think she confused me with a balm."

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:16, archived)

*smacks hand*

get your mitts out of the tiramisu. No tasting till it's ready.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:00, archived)

hehehe

:D

edit : i love your signature :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:01, archived)

:D thank you!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:04, archived)

blccch

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:01, archived)

hand hanky!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:02, archived)

yay for Cannibal the Musical!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:05, archived)

cor

she'll never inflate her hand that way

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:01, archived)

hahahaa

she needs to put some effort into it :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:02, archived)

COR!

Well done!

Also...sorry to TJ but BIG ROUND NUMBAR!!!

NSFW!

There we go...fucked up teh Uplaod coedz

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 21 May 2008, 12:01, archived)

nakied post time!!

:)

edit - cor - but major lack of cock ;)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:03, archived)

That's only for my subscribers ;)

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 21 May 2008, 12:09, archived)

subscribes!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:09, archived)

congrats

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:05, archived)

ta :)

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 21 May 2008, 12:08, archived)

*fwaps*

lully piccy, you win a click

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 21 May 2008, 12:02, archived)

woo

puts on click hat and does a little dance! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:03, archived)

cor it would be even better if she had a hat and danced

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 21 May 2008, 12:07, archived)

hehehe

well in the original she is trying to re-inflate some poor man ;)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:10, archived)

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*fwaps harder*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 21 May 2008, 12:12, archived)

woo

films money shot ;)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:13, archived)

oh well if we're going to do that....

*looks for cucumber*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 21 May 2008, 12:18, archived)

okay now

i'm def gonna film it and not just pretend! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:19, archived)

tip top sketch!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:03, archived)

thank ya

but its not really a sketch - its photochoppery :D pen tool and brush work. :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:05, archived)

Yay!

Nicely done Sir!

:D

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XLVII .uk, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:04, archived)

thank you sir!!

did u ever finish your stephen fry painting

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:06, archived)

But it's gonna happen .... soon!

(

XLVII .uk, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:53, archived)

Top work, Rev

Rev

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:05, archived)

thank ya sir!!

i'm lovin' your scream face thingys at the moment! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:07, archived)

thought it was boris johnson for a minute there!

(

skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:06, archived)

hahahaa

i finally saw the original of the boris/lolly pic the other day - it all fell into place! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:08, archived)

It's a part he was born to play

(__, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:58, archived)

*snorts*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:58, archived)

hahahhaa

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:59, archived)

haha great

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:00, archived)

Hahahaha

FFS ... !

Hahahahaha

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:01, archived)

Haha!

I need a glass of this!

(Super Jet Shoes, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:02, archived)

Hahaha this.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:16, archived)

Bloody superb

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:02, archived)

Howdy peeps, long time no see

first post for nearly 3 years*

*not that it took three years to make, i've just been busy

(

Happyperson, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:57, archived)

not enough red for the X?

edit: hee, he he he he he :D

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:57, archived)

it's not red it's grey

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 21 May 2008, 12:01, archived)

first redex for 3 years :(

EDIT: WOOOOO!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:57, archived)

You have put 3d realms to shame

Even they managed a screenshot after seven years.

(

PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:58, archived)

Mmmmm fat.

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:00, archived)

GOD DAMN IT

one moment please caller

(

Happyperson, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:00, archived)

use the b3ta image uploader.

MSN groups doesn't work too well

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:00, archived)

b3ta image uploader?

(

Happyperson, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:03, archived)

When you post a new message

there's a "switch to image mode" button which lets you upload your pic to a server that's not made out of rice pudding and gravel
;)

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:07, archived)

tis new

less than three years young

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:08, archived)

cheers. re-loaded and re-pointed

(

Happyperson, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:10, archived)

hurrah

nicely done.

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:01, archived)

Pfffft

WB
:)

(

XLVII .uk, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:03, archived)

Shazzam!

It feels a bit too Q&D posting above such class but here goes.....

(

XLVII .uk, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:44, archived)

Hahaha you can't say shazam!

Peter Griffin screams that when he ejaculates.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:47, archived)

how do you know?

(

skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:48, archived)

POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER!!

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:50, archived)

ONE OF THESE DAYS, ALICE

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:52, archived)

Who knew that early astronauts were so fat?

You live and learn.

(

PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:54, archived)

I have a fungineering degree!

"We're whalers on the moon!"

(

Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 21 May 2008, 12:19, archived)

My old optician is called Peter Griffin

do you know him?

(

XLVII .uk, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:50, archived)

Biblically.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:51, archived)

It's a Revelation!

I'm *so* sorry

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:53, archived)

You have caused Lamentations

:-( with your punge.

:D

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:54, archived)

I keep trying to remember to shout

Diiiiive or
Wham, there's my love

but something makes me forget at the crucial moment

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:51, archived)

One of my exes once shouted the name 'Simon' in bed.

Happily, they're now married.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:53, archived)

all's well that ends well

still, bit of a blow. I turned a girl lez for about a week once.

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:55, archived)

I'm surprised I didn't realise

it's very obvious to me now that he was just kidding himself trying to be with me. Although, in true Pete way, he said the nicest thing about it:

'Well you were my last shot at being straight. If any woman could keep me, it'd be you.'

:D

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:58, archived)

what a sweety.

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:00, archived)

You're not wrong, he's a wonderful poppet.

His hubby's glorious, too. Really sweet and tiiiiny ittle chap. Aw. Pete's about your build, but Kev's much smaller, bless him.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:03, archived)

Look at it this way

After you no other woman could compare :)

(

Skirite Gerrorf my larnd, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:29, archived)

Hehe, well, how kind.

TBH every breakup has been entirely worth it to find my special little Lamblet.

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:39, archived)

Thunder...Thunder...

THUNDERCATS! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(

PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:53, archived)

He Man FTW.

I have the POWEEEEEEEEER

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:55, archived)

5! Duuuuh! 4! Duuuuh! 3! Duuuuh! 2! Duuuuh! 1.....

THUNDERBIRDS ARE GO!

1...oh crikey

Celebration pic in new thread or here?

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 21 May 2008, 11:55, archived)

Anything can happen in the next half-hour!

Or...eight minutes. Tops.

STINGRAY! DA-NA-NA-DA-NA

(

PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:58, archived)

Mariiiiiiiiinaaaaaaa

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:58, archived)

what a cunt...

nicely shopped though

(

Sir T. Skellington, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:47, archived)

I was gonna fuck him up properly

but I just don't have the time.

:s

(

XLVII .uk, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:49, archived)

I think it does something bad to your 'puter

if you have an image of the git-wizard open in tattyshop for too long a time.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:51, archived)

*closes*

That must be what happened to my pc at home!

Now when I open photoshop it pixelates everything!

(

XLVII .uk, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:54, archived)

it's all a big con anyway! he chews oxygum! you can see that as he's just about to blow a bubble gum bubble!

(

skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:49, archived)

for his terrible mouth-acne?

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:51, archived)

Nioce taggage.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:52, archived)

how sweet

he has your name tattooed on him:)

(

Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:53, archived)

He loves me!

I've told him not to hold his breath but he wouldn't listen!

:)

(

XLVII .uk, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:56, archived)

Is David Blaine's only trick constantly looking like a confused and hungover student?

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:57, archived)

arrrrrrg

kill it with hammers and big blocks of ice!! :D

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:00, archived)

Pot and Kettle?

I'm still having treatment after looking at some of your stuff :)

(

Skirite Gerrorf my larnd, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:35, archived)

eeeeeeuwww, that hand is creeping me out

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:11, archived)

Vader drank all the milk again

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:29, archived)

heh

Lke the imperial logo on the shopping cart. Nice touch.

(

PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:30, archived)

Paaaaaaaalpatine

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:30, archived)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:30, archived)

Oh yes.

I've missed these of late.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:30, archived)

I haven't had the time to draw for a while

still haven't really, this was a half inked one I just found and finished off

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:32, archived)

Well it really is lovely.

I was going to do a zombie you, at some point. Obviously not in this style, that'd be silly.

But repay the favour.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:34, archived)

Those trolleys are wonderful!

If I didn't think I'd look like an old woman using one I'd drag one everywhere!

(

Joliet, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:31, archived)

hahaha

Young Dark Lords today just don't know they're born!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:32, archived)

Nice.

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:36, archived)

Does he have a fully operational (Death) Stair-lift?

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:37, archived)

Yay!

I love these!

(

XLVII .uk, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:38, archived)

This is full of win

(

Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:40, archived)

heheheheheh!

*click*

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:40, archived)

Heh!

This is good!

(

LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:43, archived)

...

(

PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:29, archived)

aaargh

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:30, archived)

Bloody typical! You wait a week for a gnashing queen...

Then two come along at once.
:D

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:30, archived)

What is it

'Give the Captain a Queen complex' day?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:31, archived)

Arrrrrghhhhhh!

Ma'am?

(

XLVII .uk, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:39, archived)

(

mutated monty, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:21, archived)

holy shuddering fuck!

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:22, archived)

you disgusting wonderful freak

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:22, archived)

oh........fuck.......!

More mindbleach over here please!

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:22, archived)

sweet lord

_{comin' fo' to carry me hooooooome}

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:22, archived)

good cnutting lord!

I shall have waking nightmares for the rest of the day!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:23, archived)

you dropped this:

'n'

(

mutated monty, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:27, archived)

sweet christ's cock!

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:23, archived)

Oh.... oh no. NO NO NO *hides behind JPG*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:24, archived)

It's ok, honey

I'll save you from the *looks at picture again*

JEEZUS H FUCKING CHRIST!!!!!!!

*picks up the Cap'n and runs*

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:30, archived)

IT'S GAINING ON US!

You can run quicker without me!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:31, archived)

I never leave anyone behind...

:D

*picks up the pace*

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:33, archived)

HANG ON, run past that market stall

*pelts thing with kumquats*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:35, archived)

Ahh - the old soft fruit gambit...

Good ploy, Cap.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:41, archived)

It's not working!

*changes to potatoes*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:43, archived)

Guns. Lots of Guns.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:46, archived)

Gnus. Lots of Gnus.

You'll have to imagine an animation here, I'm pathetic.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:47, archived)

*tries to imagine*

*fails*

Still, I suppose no Gnus is good Gnus.

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:51, archived)

oh dear....

*ouch*

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:52, archived)

spang spang spang spang spang

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:52, archived)

Oh that's awful/awesome.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:53, archived)

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:01, archived)

*picks up Hale

He was always the funny one

(

Skirite Gerrorf my larnd, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:30, archived)

*outruns both

*trips both over to ensure personal escape

Sorrrryyyyy!

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:35, archived)

Fucking charming

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:36, archived)

hehehe

*catches with outstretched zimmer frame leg*

Gotcha!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:41, archived)

Gaaaah!

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:41, archived)

Awwww

They're so cute.

(

Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:24, archived)

hahahaha

I do love your stuff, drunken nightmares ahoy!

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:24, archived)

JESUS CHRIST!!!

*goes back to bed*

(

Sir T. Skellington, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:24, archived)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh

(

amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:25, archived)

Lawks!

Did anyone ever tell you that you ought to work in media?

(

wheelybird mreee!, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:25, archived)

hell yeah!

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:26, archived)

splendid

i am sickened and aroused

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:26, archived)

Isn't that Wednesday standard for you?

Good ning, lord.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:29, archived)

good ning

sexy lady, i am vere busy today, darn work, and someone is off on paternity.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:43, archived)

The utter gobshites.

How very dare they?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:46, archived)

What. The. Fuck?!

(

Joliet, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:26, archived)

She's having a charlesarian section

(

CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:26, archived)

When the great Internet war takes place, you will surely be a commander.

(

Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Wed 21 May 2008, 11:27, archived)

*FFFRRRRRRAAAAAAAAP*

*checks shorts*

Not again!

Have a very frightened WOO!

(

Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:27, archived)

Judder judder judder!

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:28, archived)

Great scot!

You always make the best stuff.

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:28, archived)

Obviously this is fab.

(

ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:28, archived)

Geez!

Now that is scary.

(

PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:29, archived)

you have waaaay too much time and talent!

(

skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:30, archived)

FARKING HELL!!!!!

Brilliant, but very, very scary.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:32, archived)

gives me the hebrew BeeGees that does

(

nocturne72, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:32, archived)

Is she saying:

another
another
another...

Aces as usual *clicks*

(

enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:32, archived)

Charles looks like Putin :)

nice jiggle

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:33, archived)

yaaaay!

WIN: ScaryFab Award.

(

Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:33, archived)

Holy shit!

That is as scary as itis brilliant!

W/Y/H/P

(

XLVII .uk, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:41, archived)

I think we've found our winner!

(

LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:44, archived)

Ha ha ha!

I love you!

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:51, archived)

looks like you've been smoking the bad shit again!

Woo!

(

firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:53, archived)

Where to

be sending the bills for therapy, please?

(

shadyron, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:22, archived)

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:37, archived)

...

That's horrific!

(Mart'n has managed to not be obscene since, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:49, archived)

Hooray!

How sweet!

(

crab_bloke), Wed 21 May 2008, 14:01, archived)

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH_{HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH_{HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH_{HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH_{HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH_{HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH}}}}}

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 21 May 2008, 14:42, archived)

what kind of mind comes up with this stuff...!

hehe. bravo by the way ;-)

(

glubglub should be working on, Wed 21 May 2008, 14:58, archived)

yay!

might this perhaps be part of a full animation?? :)

(

c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 21 May 2008, 14:58, archived)

Dear god

my eyes!!

(buzzmong procrastinating since 1987, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:43, archived)

Shitting fuck!!

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 21 May 2008, 16:42, archived)

FUCK THE CAT!

*runs and hides behind the file cabinet*

On the other hand, the Queen looks better than she has in years.

(

The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 21 May 2008, 17:37, archived)

...

God save the... err...

(Pho3nixius, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:35, archived)

oh fuckballs, and i just ate a shoeful of the brown acid. :(

(

grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:35, archived)

You win a special prize

My brain on a plate. Come eat.

(

String Theory sometimes feeds the sparrows too, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:46, archived)

haha

yes!

(

oCo, Thu 22 May 2008, 9:38, archived)

Good

lord. worth a delurk. wyh

(Phil not DS, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:32, archived)

dear oh dear

The only way this could possibly be more disturbing would be if it was running backwards.

Chrlie boy re-entering HRH QEII *shudder*

(Wonners ooooooooo JAM!!!, Thu 22 May 2008, 13:13, archived)

(

PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:17, archived)

nice shoes

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:17, archived)

they're not his shoes >.<

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:21, archived)

they're stolen?

or they aren't shoes?

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:22, archived)

they're his plum bags

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:31, archived)

Lush colours. Really, really nice.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:18, archived)

the poor one-eyed purple potato looks a bit depressed...

most excellent!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:19, archived)

hehe

ciggy break!!

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:21, archived)

nice!

(

mr spoons, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:26, archived)

Meowl

unlurks

(

schoen'brau http://youtu.be/ZcVMrJ1EVAQ, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:15, archived)

ENDANGER IT! ENDAGER IT WITH HAMMERS!

Woo

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:16, archived)

*jeopardises*

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:21, archived)

*leopardises*

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:24, archived)

Hahaha

He looks quite shocked by the whole experience!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:16, archived)

The owl & the pussy cat?

Should mean more room in the boat now.

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:16, archived)

The double threat to mice the world over!

Now with 78% more ferocity!

(

Joliet, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:17, archived)

and 98% less beak, of course.

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:18, archived)

Interesting....

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:18, archived)

make them mate! make them mate!

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:18, archived)

Haha

Awesome, they are the same breed.

(

schoen'brau http://youtu.be/ZcVMrJ1EVAQ, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:19, archived)

bless, does it need a home?

I would love it and cuddle it and call it Flappy

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:18, archived)

I do all of those to the wife's minge

(Super Jet Shoes, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:04, archived)

hahahaha

home lol (just resigned).

(

Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:44, archived)

hahahahahah!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:19, archived)

Cool

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:21, archived)

that's gorgeous

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:34, archived)

luckily in space, no one can hear it yip

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:06, archived)

see?

its precisely things like this that make the Star Wars System a necessity!

edit: sorry, i can't think of a woo high enough for this.

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:07, archived)

i think you'll find that lucasfilm own the starwars name

and the american government has no right to use it.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:21, archived)

Why am I looking at your dog?

Woo! Awwww look at his little face, he just wants to breathe bless 'im!

(

Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:07, archived)

hahaha

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:08, archived)

hehehehe ^_^

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:08, archived)

Utterly,

Utterly brilliant!

*clicks*

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:09, archived)

wooooooooo -f!

love it!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:10, archived)

Hahaha

cracking stuff!

woo!

(

XLVII .uk, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:12, archived)

LEIKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:13, archived)

I am a fan of this.

TJ:

Piss. I really want to go to a course in june but am warned to attend court the same week.

How can I persuade them to rearrange the dates of the course so I don't have to wait 6 months?

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:17, archived)

well burning the court down might do the job

or it could exacerbate the situation

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:19, archived)

it's liable to raise questions

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:20, archived)

You need to employ a stunt double

for court, obviously.

Or create a clone of yourself.

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:21, archived)

*clones*

damn. It's evil. eviler.

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:23, archived)

Bloody marvellous!!!

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:26, archived)

Heh!

Very good!

(

LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:46, archived)

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