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Just playing in Tattyshop Elements (which is shit)

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ClanSoul, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:34, archived)

I ashally quite like Elements ^_^

Nice colours btw

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:35, archived)

No pen tool, therefore shit.

But thanks :D

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ClanSoul, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:36, archived)

Ahh I see.

Why are you using it, just wondering?

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:40, archived)

Because the school IT technicians won't let me install an illegal vesion of CS2.

Damn them.

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ClanSoul, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:43, archived)

what's wrong with a quick admin password hack?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:44, archived)

Well really there's no point, today's my last day.

I had my last exam this morning :]

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ClanSoul, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:45, archived)

you're finished school?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:46, archived)

Yep, I start college in September.

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ClanSoul, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:48, archived)

what's college?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:49, archived)

Education from age 16-18

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ClanSoul, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:53, archived)

oh so it's at a different school

ahhhhh!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:01, archived)

Yeah, thank God.

I don't ever want to come back to this one.

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ClanSoul, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:06, archived)

a-levels and the like

in teh US its uni

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:54, archived)

Yeah, they have college as part of high school

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ClanSoul, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:58, archived)

same here

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:01, archived)

sadly I know teh us calls college uni

:'(

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:02, archived)

What's wrong with Paint.Net?

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:45, archived)

I installed CS2 on my art teacher's laptop anyway.

So I can still use it, but it's either CS2, or Elements + Internet.

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ClanSoul, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:47, archived)

Oh I see

do you use Potato shop for GCSE art work then?

'cause that's cool :)

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:48, archived)

See here

All entered for my art course. Except the animations :P

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ClanSoul, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:51, archived)

Weeee

very nice.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:54, archived)

Use paper and pens

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:47, archived)

^this actually

Pens and paper are lovely.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:49, archived)

I need to tidy my room

And no doubt over all my lecture notes will be covered in dinosaur doodles

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:52, archived)

I use pens and paper for lots of things.

Most famously Gimposaurus.
But I didn't WANT to use pens and paper for this. SO THERE.

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ClanSoul, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:53, archived)

Ha!

Not having a go at you

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:54, archived)

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ClanSoul, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:00, archived)

ooohhhh!

i like this :) Cataclysm!

*edit* clouds

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:35, archived)

The clouds can put their used pads in the bin down there

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:36, archived)

this is what the end of the world will look like!

colourful, swirly, and full of blood!

Most excellent, sir!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:37, archived)

That's really nice.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:38, archived)

'Noon Captain!

How's the you?

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ClanSoul, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:41, archived)

Practicing procrastination.

You?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:45, archived)

I am looking forward to tonight.

Mum doesn't have enough petrol to pick me and my girlfiend up when she gets back from looking at unis at half 4.
So we're walking to my house, which is miles away :]

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ClanSoul, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:50, archived)

Ah, shame the weather's not going to be better.

Nothing better than a bit of al fresco... well. Have a nice walk.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:51, archived)

I have a hood, and walking boots :D

And there's nothing wrong with a bit of cold and wet.
I hate walking when it's hot. I can dress up warm, against the cold. And wet :]
I did Duke of Edinburgh in the pouring rain, it was brilliant.

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ClanSoul, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:57, archived)

Bless your innocence.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:00, archived)

I just chose to ignore your comment about nakedness ;]

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ClanSoul, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:02, archived)

Who said anything about nakedness?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:08, archived)

I thought that's what you meant by al fres- oh never mind.

*shoots self*

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ClanSoul, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:11, archived)

Al fresco basically just means 'without walls'

Nothing about clothes, silly billy :)

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:37, archived)

OK FINE

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ClanSoul, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:40, archived)

Looking at Unis??

You have an older bird?

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:55, archived)

She's 17.

She's just finishing her first year of sixth form.

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ClanSoul, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:00, archived)

Corr get you!

;)

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:07, archived)

I introduced her to Cae yesterday.

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ClanSoul, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:13, archived)

Oooh, on teh msns?

What did they make of each other?

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:22, archived)

I'm not entirely sure, hahah.

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ClanSoul, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:29, archived)

\o/

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:39, archived)

The unhappiest bin in the world. Probably...

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:32, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:32, archived)

I don't blame it for being sad

when all it does all day is get used sanitary towels stuffed in its mouth.

O_O

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:33, archived)

id take that if i got laid occasionally

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:33, archived)

Oh dear

*hides*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:36, archived)

Hey I'm not that wierd Im just lonely

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:36, archived)

There is a strikethrough gag here

but I just cant think of one

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:44, archived)

~~strikethrough~~
gimp

~~think of one~~
find a large enough PVC costume for this customer.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:51, archived)

You mind works in strange ways

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:53, archived)

~~mind works~~
face smiles at red pandas

:)

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:57, archived)

ha!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:58, archived)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:53, archived)

to yourself also

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:01, archived)

That's given me the horn that has.

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:34, archived)

I am glad

;)

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:36, archived)

Aw... it's gone now...

I caught a glimpse of Gillian McKeith.

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:43, archived)

yuk! is that what its for?

its in the disabled loo in my local, mens was shut because of wee leaks

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:34, archived)

Bins in the disabled toilets are alive?!!?!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:35, archived)

Of course that's what it's for!

Did you just think disabled people need more bins or something?

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:37, archived)

i weed in it once

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:39, archived)

I bet the people who come to empty them out

into their special van had lots of fun with that!

:D

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:41, archived)

why?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:42, archived)

by accident of course

a "missfire" as it were

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:46, archived)

So opening it and sticking your penis in it and releasing

was an accident?
:)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:48, archived)

sad?

that's my idea of a near perfect day

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:34, archived)

I'll be sure to carry a jiffy bag

labeled 'For GSTQ, do not throw away' next time I'm on the rag yeah?

YEAH?

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:39, archived)

erm are we still funny tiem? or are you spitting the dummy?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:43, archived)

Some pay good money for that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:36, archived)

I'm sure they do

I hope you are not one of these people.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:40, archived)

Why would I pay for it?

I can make my own, given the right time of the month.

And no, don't worry.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:44, archived)

I guess it'd be kinda like eating placenta

and apparently that's nice.

Maybe it's not THAT weird O_O

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:47, archived)

I have problems with cotton wool, so it's a double whammy of no.

Fresh menstrual blood is fine, but that's the line drawn.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:48, archived)

Of course hes gonna be sad!

You knocked him on his back. Either that, or its living in some kind of gravity defying room

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:33, archived)

thats what I thought to begin with

then I realised

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:40, archived)

Poor binny

(Thats what I shall call it)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:33, archived)

It also seems to be a distant relative of Daffy Duck.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:35, archived)

Carlsberg don't make bins...

but if they did they'd probably be the saddest bins in the world.

(redruminc Likes stickmen, and stickmen like him., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:47, archived)

[::::[][][][]////////:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::;;;;;;;;;;;>

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Bling Blong Bling Blong, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:29, archived)

Haha! What?!

Haha!

I like this

(__, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:30, archived)

hehe

man walks into a library
man: "i'll have a big mac meal with coke"
librarian: "excuse me, this is a library"
man: "oh, sorry" *whispers "i'll have a big mac meal with coke"

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charlie?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:33, archived)

ouch!

the burn of confusion and, lets be frank, fear.

:D

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:33, archived)

Why hasn't anyone invented a quiet hair dryer yet?

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:33, archived)

BaByliss, you cunt!!!

ha, sorry

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charlie?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:33, archived)

Hahaha...

"BaByliss, you cunt" is the best sentence ever. Fact.

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:35, archived)

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charlie?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:36, archived)

They have, it's called

LEAVE IT ALONE

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:34, archived)

I'm aware of that wonderful device.

But my girlfriend insists on blowing the water off her hair with sheer sound-waves EVERY morning whilst I'm trying to salvage a few more minutes of sleep.

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:37, archived)

What the fuck!

Does she keep missing the last bus home or something?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:38, archived)

Quiet hairdryer....

*runs*

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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:37, archived)

pffft

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:38, archived)

Pfft!

(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:09, archived)

hahahh, that is sooo random, I love it!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:34, archived)

Pffff

you loon.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:46, archived)

*sees bandwagon*

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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:18, archived)

"I call this look 'the Guybrush Threepwood'..."

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:20, archived)

finally someone else that's heard of Guybrush Threepwood!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:21, archived)

murray was my favourite

:)
EDIT: ha, this is making me laugh

Murray: I'm a powerful demonic force! I'm the harbinger of your doom! And the forces of darkness will applaud me as I STRIDE through the gates of hell carrying your head on a pike!
Guybrush Threepwood: Stride?
Murray: All right then, roll! ROLL through the gates of hell. Must you take the fun out of everything?

Guybrush Threepwood: What's your name?
Slappy Cromwell: Cromwell, Slappy Cromwell. It's not my real name actually. My agent told me my given name just didn't have star quality.
Guybrush Threepwood: What was your given name?
Slappy Cromwell: Rex Fortune, Adventure Seeker.

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charlie?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:22, archived)

I actually escaped...

got raped by a monkey though

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:23, archived)

engard touché

oh that is so cliché

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:26, archived)

You fight like a dairy farmer!

Edit: Mind the piss....

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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:28, archived)

b3ta.com/board/8474974

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:29, archived)

you fight like a cow

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:30, archived)

scumm ftw

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:31, archived)

woo for the

Curse of Monkey Island

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Sir T. Skellington, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:21, archived)

monkey Island 2 FTW though :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:22, archived)

THE ORIGINAL IS THE BEST THAT WILL NEVER CHAAAAAAAANGE!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:23, archived)

ooohhhh... It was a tough choice,

but Two pips it to the post for me

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:26, archived)

That's it *draws sword*

YOU FIGHT LIKE A DAIRY FARMER!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:27, archived)

How appropriate you fight like a cow

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:28, archived)

Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a shish k3b/-\b

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:29, archived)

I am rubber you are glue

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:30, archived)

you make me want to puke!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:33, archived)

Oh Yeah!

I cant remember any of the combacks that get you a win in the fight

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:34, archived)

GAME OVER MAN GAME OVER!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:37, archived)

Use pepper with lechuck

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:39, archived)

<3 ah the memories :)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:42, archived)

*is tempted to go off and play monkey 2 now*

*goes off to play 360 instead*

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:44, archived)

/does not have 360

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:47, archived)

you look like a monkey in a negligee!

i look that much like your fiancée?

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charlie?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:41, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:43, archived)

hahaha, forgotten half of those...

...crazy thing is I've got teh SCUMM emulator an dboth games on my phone and never play them....

/geekblog

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:33, archived)

this^

2 was the besterest

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:28, archived)

bollocks

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:32, archived)

I spose the rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle was genius

And stan
good ol stan

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:33, archived)

and the parrot!

meathooks parrot was great!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:35, archived)

*Kick vending machine*

*Punch vending machine*
*Yell at vending machine*

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:36, archived)

yeah!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:38, archived)

*use lice with wig*

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:40, archived)

i've dl'd the first two but haven't got round to playing them yet

curse is awesome though
i never got far with escape, didn't really like the whole "3D" thing :p

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charlie?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:24, archived)

hold on, hold on,

you played the 3rd, first???

*the universe collapses in on itself*

- now see what you've gone and done!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:27, archived)

oh god i'm so sorry!

i will name next week "i have finished my exams and will now play monkey island all week" week

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charlie?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:28, archived)

monkey 2 takes 5 hours max when you know what you are doing

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:29, archived)

~~know what you are doing~~ use internet walkthroughs

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charlie?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:31, archived)

I completed it about 10 times and not used a walkthrough once

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:32, archived)

woo for you!

i usually lack patience :p

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charlie?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:35, archived)

Its worth it!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:37, archived)

and if ya not done the following, try

Sam and Max hit the Road
Day of the Tentacle

(cd talkie versions)

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:39, archived)

I got both on them in a dual disc set

still yet to play tho

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:41, archived)

some of teh best games EVER

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:44, archived)

zak mccracken and the alien mindbenders

Now that was a game!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:45, archived)

what about "The Dig"

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:59, archived)

don't forget

discworld (starring eric idle)
indiana jones and the fate of atlantis

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charlie?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:43, archived)

I've never played any of them!

I win.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:30, archived)

the curse?!!?!? THE CURSE!?!?!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:23, archived)

O F F I C E - L O L

*You git

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:20, archived)

this is my reaction when I see a bandwaggon

you win one (1) click (*click*)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:20, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAH!

most excellent

the lesser blurbing hippo frog?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:21, archived)

BLAAAAAAAAARRB!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:23, archived)

I love the eyes!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:25, archived)

Mona Laurie

I found the 'Hugh & Saturation' tool very useful on this...Edits, thanks all soz for pun, couldn't resist :)

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Ninj, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:15, archived)

hue tool grooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

nice piccie though

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:16, archived)

Hahaha

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:22, archived)

Oh God SPANG!

but very woo at the same time.

How does Hugh Laurie, who has never in his career played anything other than a bumbling buffoon, manage to land the plum role as this intelligent, edgy, darkly sexy American doctor. Huh?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:16, archived)

I can never take that program seriously

his accent is terrible, I keep expecting him to break into that 'dammit jon!' sketch he used to do with Stephen Fry

EDIT: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7o8FbGCR9U&feature=related

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:19, archived)

dammit to hell and three times back again John!

I know but who on earth, trying to cast that role, would have looked at an episode of Jeeves and Wooster or Blackadder and thought 'that's our man'?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:20, archived)

All of this

except about that mad Yank program with Eddie Izzard in it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:21, archived)

Apparantly they looked at his accent in Stuart Little......

Well no, I think he just went to an audition.

"Damn blast and an extra helping of hell for the weekend!"

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:22, archived)

Far be it from me to cast aspersions

but I feel being ebst mates with Sir Stephen Fry probably didn't do him any harm.

He is officially the most popular Brit in America, after Judi Dench

EDIT... sorry... DAMN IT EVERY WHICH WAY BUT ONE

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:23, archived)

From what I hear...

Some of the casting people didn't realise he wasn't American when he was auditioning.

(mugsy Left handed with a right handed copy of photoshop, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:25, archived)

that's only because they don't realise they're are anyother countries,

except maybe mexico and canada

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:28, archived)

"Oh and John, if Marjorie should call?"

"Tell her I'm busy."
"DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!"

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:28, archived)

that is darkly sexy?

I'm grumpy, edgy, rude, etc. Why don't I have women hanging off me?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:19, archived)

*Shopped only please

Why am I looking at a picture of your mum
I bet that tastes salty
No tits - Not real

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:16, archived)

Lovely!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:17, archived)

spaaaannnnngggg

top shoppage!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:18, archived)

Yay!

I'm loving all this arty stuff :)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:18, archived)

Twunt

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:19, archived)

me?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:20, archived)

No not you..

That news reader bloke

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:22, archived)

That's my uncle

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:24, archived)

Whatever...

* Nice Pie!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:26, archived)

it's not really my uncle, lololololol

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:31, archived)

You still have a nice Pie though

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:40, archived)

These are all fab!

Everyone's got a Mona haven't they?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:21, archived)

Hottie!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:22, archived)

yeah but mine's rubbish

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:22, archived)

True

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:24, archived)

lovely..!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:31, archived)

Nice!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:32, archived)

When dbroon met Fungee.....

Click for bigger (10KB)

(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:59, archived)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:00, archived)

When theoriginalsteve met Ann Frank

I want to be a stalker too!!!!!!!!!

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:22, archived)

oh do me next!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:25, archived)

are you expensive?

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:25, archived)

AAARRRGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:35, archived)

IT'S CLYDE

I fucking knew it.

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:02, archived)

eh?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:05, archived)

Right turn clyde?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:06, archived)

nup? not getting it here

:S
Clyde is a river Glasgow, a suburb of Sydney, a bank robber and a camel. Thems all the clydes i know

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:08, archived)

No Orangey apes springing to mind?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:09, archived)

nup because I don't watch a lot of movies

had to google that

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:11, archived)

Well, consistency *is* important.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:02, archived)

how the shuddering fuck

did they manage that?!?

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Sir T. Skellington, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:12, archived)

you leave the regulator open

easy as.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:12, archived)

It was the original Station at montparnasse in Paris

It's a fabulous picture (source).

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:14, archived)

Was this caused but a sudden earthquake?

*The lower part of the building was originally the basement but due to the effects of plate movement, a fault line snapped and this caused the building to rise, while the train was leaving the station?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:16, archived)

i like this answer

i want to believe!!!

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Sir T. Skellington, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:20, archived)

It's a good answer...

...but it's not right.

"Say What You See"

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:23, archived)

Apparently...

The Gare Montparnasse became famous for a derailment on 22 October 1895 of the Granville-Paris Express that overran the buffer stop. The engine careened across almost 30 metres (98 ft) of the station concourse, crashed through a 60-centimetre (24 in) thick wall, shot across a terrace and sailed out of the station, plummeting onto the Place de Rennes 10 metres (33 ft) below, where it stood on its nose. All of the passengers on board the train survived, five sustaining injuries: two passengers, a fireman and two crewmembers; however, one woman on the street below was killed by falling masonry. The accident was caused by a faulty Westinghouse brake and the engine drivers who were trying to make up for lost time.

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:42, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:02, archived)

emo fringe!

also, 'bye all, off shopping!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:02, archived)

Be Well, fair maiden!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:03, archived)

adios!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:07, archived)

Yay!

Clicks - Clicks HARD!

* The Ignore button that is...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:03, archived)

i just don't get it.

Jokes are better than technique - neither = fail

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:03, archived)

^possibly this

i've no idea what fungee is

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:05, archived)

this

don't want to be a cock but this is threadwaste

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WormuIus, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:05, archived)

True.

*Fucksocks - that isn't helping is it?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:07, archived)

RIS?

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Sir T. Skellington, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:04, archived)

fucking lier!

i clicked! and it was the same size! not even a bit bigger

*cries*

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:04, archived)

Is this an injoke?

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WormuIus, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:05, archived)

Well, it's *in*, certainly.

as for the rest, I'm not so sure.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:06, archived)

I was being generous in ym description

this is probably an infail

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WormuIus, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:07, archived)

I'd agree.

Closer to the actuality.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:08, archived)

sorry, but I just don't get it....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:05, archived)

Its two members from here

dbroon and fungeethebogeman, mixed together

(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:06, archived)

Oh now I get it

I take it all back, its fucking brilliant
/sarcasm

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WormuIus, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:06, archived)

Arf!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:07, archived)

good thing you added the little /sarcasm

coz i was sure you are serious!
/sarcasm

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:09, archived)

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!!!!

*slaps*

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:07, archived)

like an animash but without the ani

and lumpy spuds

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:08, archived)

oooooohhhhhhhh! I get it now

I really wanted to quote barney at the end ot he B-Shapes episode of simpsons, but I just can't be that vindictive :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:09, archived)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:08, archived)

clevar.

nice that you kept my old profile pic on your computer all this time. top trolling.

essentially, it's still utterly retarded, but you've found your level.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:08, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:10, archived)

I'm flattered

that you remembered me to be honest

I wouldnt call myslef a troll btw, i've added some good stuff over the months!

(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:10, archived)

Modest as well!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:11, archived)

Got to shake the troll tag off

before it sticks!!

(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:12, archived)

way too late for that...

judging from the reaction currently, I'm afraid.

;)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:13, archived)

o_0

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:12, archived)

nope

"troll" is still the only word that comes to mind.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:13, archived)

Show me some of your 'good stuff'.

Because all I've seen today is, quite frankly, bollocks. And yes, trolling. Not even accomplished trolling at that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:17, archived)

Evidence?

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:17, archived)

he didn't save it..

he shopped it for 2 years.

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:10, archived)

that's not fair

why do you get your own stalker, and I don't?

*tantrums*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:11, archived)

*stalks*

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:12, archived)

If you want to be my offical stalker

you've got to send in your CV like everybody else, and then go through the interview process. It just wouldn't be fair otherwise

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:15, archived)

ok, I'll help

1. Look out for sensitive and retarded chav trolls.
2. Tell them to read the faq in a slightly offensive manner
3. ...
4. Free stalker for a couple of years.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:21, archived)

right.... next tuesday:

I GET A NEW STALKER!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:25, archived)

Thats a bit harsh!!

No worse than being called Emo Fringe by one of your own ha ha!!

(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:27, archived)

that's not very generous

i wish i had a stalker, who'd shop me onto an even sexier than my own body or something.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:11, archived)

oooh GSTQ come heeeeeeere!

*stalks*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:14, archived)

twice in one day, you must be joking

i'm not as young as i was.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:16, archived)

is there such a body?

I've been stalking you for some time, but the options for an even sexier body are sparse.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:16, archived)

bless your heart

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:17, archived)

awergikagnkgone;rngeapn

sdnounbegiongwepn gwpng]akpsddkn!

Discuss.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:12, archived)

asfdadsfljas;ld9xzcvx sagfsakflagfh asdfjsadk 42 asldkfhas;ldhj

psadfhas;lkdhf pi/2 adsflkhsalfhsaplfdasfdlh stochastic model reduction as'djasnhxanhvouergasvnmjsag jesus cunting christs asdfhsalkdfhnvxu my willie is lonely asldgkhuxcvxzv

QEFDBA!!!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:15, archived)

Oxford & Cambridge 'O' Level Paper, 1979.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:17, archived)

Sidney soon discovered the advantages of scuba diving

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:48, archived)

-_Q

i say!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:49, archived)

Arf!

Why has he stolen Willy Wonkas hat?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:49, archived)

Sidney has always had that hat

it just looks different underwater

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:50, archived)

Hmmm!

I think Sidney is the famous Chapeau Charver of Bow!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:50, archived)

you have ROUNDED pi and then shown it continuing!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:51, archived)

Oh my GOD!

EDIT: Fixed.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:51, archived)

ed: yaaaaaaaaay!

that's about as many digits as I can remember too.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:52, archived)

You don't write wikipedia by any chance do you?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:57, archived)

I'm afraid I have edited some articles yes.

I really should fix up a couple more maths articles that are a bit lacking. Although it's been a while, so I can't remember my username...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:00, archived)

ahhh, a higher class of penguin!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:51, archived)

Nice penguin. Have a picture I dun took:

farm1.static.flickr.com/112/268785070_a71c9002e2.jpg

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:51, archived)

full of fish?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:53, archived)

nice one

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:59, archived)

Some Fluff

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:44, archived)

Would!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:45, archived)

Yay! :)

Have a superhappyfunteim pearoast!

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:47, archived)

AARRGHHH!!! *fears*

most excellent!

TJ: just popped out for a sec, has there been a thread deletion in that time?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:47, archived)

yeah

the bloke that posted a photo of his mate and said photoshop this was politely asked to leave by Prodigy69 :)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:50, archived)

hahahaha!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:51, archived)

heheheh,

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:53, archived)

That is teh ace!

reminds me of something from the ol' cantina bar on mos eisley.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:31, archived)

BLAAAAAAAAARRB!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:40, archived)

I was just extremely confused then!

Woo!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:42, archived)

This ^

???

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:44, archived)

I think what really got me was hovering for his brian text and

it making sense for the post he had just made....Then I moved down and realised it was still there :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:45, archived)

hahahahha

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:42, archived)

Why aren't you doing gleee arms, whilst BLAAAAAAAAARRB!ing?

whilst BLAAAAAAAAARRB!ing?eh? eh? EH!!?
*pushes*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:43, archived)

I don't know what you're on about

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:55, archived)

Hahahaha!

ok ok gold star . . .

*
hehehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:58, archived)

goldstar

is a name of israeli beer

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:06, archived)

Hahahahaha

He got a bit more than he bargained for.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:42, archived)

'ello luvvy!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:50, archived)

meta-blaaaarrrb-ing?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:42, archived)

hahaha!

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XLVII .uk, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:42, archived)

Very nicely done!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:43, archived)

blimey, that had me for a moment!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:43, archived)

hahahhaa

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:44, archived)

CavalierRhysJones...

...especially for Wasp Box...

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Ninj, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:27, archived)

Sir,

these are full of excellence!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:28, archived)

Aw shucks...

...thanks again Sirrah :-) *blushes*

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Ninj, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:29, archived)

hahahahahahahahaha!

i thought it was rolf harris for a minute!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:29, archived)

rofl

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:30, archived)

rofl harris?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:32, archived)

*finds didge and peice of stiff canvas*

*sings*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:33, archived)

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Joliet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:33, archived)

rolfcat?

or roflcat?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:34, archived)

Either

it swings both ways.

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Joliet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:35, archived)

there's no such thing as bisexual, it's just greed.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:36, archived)

Or desparation

hoping someone, of any sex, will do it with you.

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Joliet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:37, archived)

ah, desperation, i know it all too well

*runs off for more batteries*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)

Nah, you never need to be desperate when there's women about.

They're much easier to get into bed than blokes.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:41, archived)

i'm going to dispute this

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:43, archived)

I think I've got the curiosity thing working for me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:44, archived)

"How can can that thing possibly support itself?

Johnson we must start an expeditionary party immediately!"

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:46, archived)

I support myself in two ways: legs and salary.

Ner.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:47, archived)

Legs?

So I should think you've got about eight of them per your mass.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:55, archived)

being a bit poisonous today aren't we?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:58, archived)

....have we not met or something?

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:59, archived)

ah see i tend to suffer from speculation

"do you think it would be like a hail of birdshit drenching your womb as he coughs lumps of tar over your breasts?"

at least, this is how i image women discussing me

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:47, archived)

You're so down on yourself.

Especially for such an attractive lad.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:49, archived)

Heh, down on yourself.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:50, archived)

tried that

nearly broke my back

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:59, archived)

meh i just bounce between self-love and loathing with no middle gears

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:51, archived)

I usually loathe after self-love....

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:52, archived)

And I shall second this motion!

Motion carried!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:47, archived)

I would like to borrow your instruction pamphlet on this, please.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:46, archived)

1. Become a woman.

2. Suggest to any female you like the look of that if they haven't slept with a woman they really should at least once in their life.
3. Wake up smelling of someone else's perfume.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:48, archived)

Right.

I'm seeing an inherent problem with this plan.

I like the idea of number 3. though. Verrrrry sexie.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:50, archived)

*rubs wrist on JPG* there you go, poppet.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:51, archived)

*swoons with Scent of 'Eau de Wow'*

You're lovely, you are.

*hugs*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:54, archived)

You now smell of the humourously named 'American Cream'

which is a solid perfume from Lush. It's lovely. *hug*

Ciggy time again!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:55, archived)

*vows never to wash Wow-scented area again*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:56, archived)

You now smell of the humourously named 'American Cream' AND fagsmoke!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:03, archived)

I can help, I have a meat cleaver

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:52, archived)

Well, that's no bloody good, is it?

You want one made of sharp things - steel, and the like.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:53, archived)

yes.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:43, archived)

roflmiao

i think you'll find

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St3cks, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:36, archived)

hahaha super!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:30, archived)

The Lying Cavalier?

EDIT: The Laughing Warmonger?

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:34, archived)

Goodness!

Laurie! Please do Laurie!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:31, archived)

fry and laurie

as teh quo

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:32, archived)

*rubs thigh furiously*

DAMN YOU FRY. Stop being so gay.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:34, archived)

he is very sexy

he could be dirty in such an etonian way

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:35, archived)

*nods emphatically*

Between us I reckon we could turn him. He's been straight before, he can do it again.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:38, archived)

absinthe with a viagra chaser?

always does the job!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:40, archived)

I want to go to more of your parties.

They sound like lots of fun.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:42, archived)

they are

especially when my family don't show up

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:44, archived)

Family at parties should be illegal.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:50, archived)

Fuck 'em, Cook 'em and Eton?

Which he didn't go to anyway.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:38, archived)

so?

he is highly edumacated and severely fuckable.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:42, archived)

I have Gilbert and Sullivan as The Quo, if that's any good?

(

printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:34, archived)

they look like monkeys.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:36, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooo

All I need is Lenny Henry now..

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:33, archived)

You've got your sense of humour on backwards, I've decided.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:34, archived)

You love it, you do...

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:34, archived)

I'm pretty sure I saw Stephen Fry walking through Soho this morning

I almost peed my pantaloons

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:38, archived)

hoorah!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:15, archived)

Surfing squirrel

(eek-girl, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:24, archived)

No tits

Fake.

(

Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:25, archived)

how can you tell?

she's laying down.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:25, archived)

...

I've had her.

(

Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:27, archived)

had this one?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:30, archived)

Naaah.

She's out of my league.

*imagines*
*fwaps*

(

Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:33, archived)

SQUITS

That's clearly Jollyjack territory

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:32, archived)

I love this pic

it is sexy-time

(

taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:33, archived)

It's clearly a male

making good use of the surf board's glory hole.

(hakasin Where in shitting crikey is my nose?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:27, archived)

That's more like it

this fills me with glee.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:25, archived)

Hahaha ace!

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:26, archived)

Go!

Fantastic

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:27, archived)

That's a lovely picture of a squirrel surfing

heres a dissimilar picture i made:

of a hamster in the rain

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:27, archived)

aaaaawwww, poor wet hamster!

his fur is going to stink.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:29, archived)

I must confess I have never actually seen a proper live hamster

let alone smelled one

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:31, archived)

my mate had them, they stink.

they're not as bad as gerbils, though.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:33, archived)

did the gerbils smell like shit?

what did your mate DO with them

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:37, archived)

they smell like wet dog, but worse

and dry.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:43, archived)

That is not a happy hamster.

(

Joliet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:30, archived)

It is THE unhappy hamster

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:31, archived)

(

printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:40, archived)

hahahah!

WOOOOOOO for surfing squirrels!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:28, archived)

the board rash'd look well weird

squirrels...using sex wax made from the sap of a chestnut tree

(

doph no time like the precedent, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:29, archived)

Haha

You do love these balls o fluff dont you

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:29, archived)

Woo Yay!

(

XLVII .uk, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:38, archived)

haha ace!

He could be towed along behind this lot...

(

Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:00, archived)

Guess who?

Click for bigger (12KB)

(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:22, archived)

Willis?

original?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:22, archived)

Harriet Harman.

Edit: Oh I do actually know now. Both of them as well.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:23, archived)

Pffft!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:27, archived)

Tony Benn

(

Joliet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:24, archived)

Mr Benn

(

Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:25, archived)

Ben Benn

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:26, archived)

Ben and Jerry's

(

Joliet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:30, archived)

and another one for you...

Edit: actually, this works better:

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:27, archived)

is it brobmp

(

fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:30, archived)

Charlie Simpson from Busted/Fightstar

with Tupac.

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:33, archived)

Ooooooh

Close, but not close enough

Think closer to home....

(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:34, archived)

Monkey

Magic.

(

Collatallie Sisters, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:36, archived)

no idea

who's this?

(Professor Yaffle now with added sodium, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:38, archived)

perb

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:49, archived)

(

XLVII .uk, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)

lol

thats ace :-)

(

Hellzapoppin, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:44, archived)

Chopin was a one for just throwing in random flats.....

(

benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:19, archived)

My word...

Quality AND Classiness.

Woo, sir.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:20, archived)

^ This

sir!

(

Joliet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:23, archived)

arf!

reminds me of a trip to llandudno when my niece was 2. i saw a sign advertising holiday "flatlets". i pointed it out to my sister and my niece, in her best homer simpson voice, said "mmmmmmm, flatlets"

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:23, archived)

hehehehe!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:23, archived)

HAHA

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:24, archived)

Wonderful.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:30, archived)

hahahaha

and a few maisonette grace notes?

(

printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:23, archived)

sharp of you to notice

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:33, archived)

EyckBean...

(

Ninj, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:15, archived)

ein Berliner?

woo

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:16, archived)

The Arnolfini Marriage!

That's my most favouritest ever painting.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:17, archived)

what about "the ambassadors" ?

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:19, archived)

Lovely, but no. I'm not a huge fan of the Arnolfini in terms of subject

it's just the lushness of the oils- I still remember the first time I saw it.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:22, archived)

I should explain...

... I just associate the two as I was studying them at the same time in "A"levels - I forget that other don't make that connection :D

TBH Im a big pre-raphaelite fan

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:25, archived)

Yes, wonderous stuff.

I also like a hodge-podge of Magritte, Dali (obviously), Degas and Da Vinci for his beautiful portraits and movement studies.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:27, archived)

do you like paintings of matronly bosoms?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:28, archived)

who doesnt?

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:45, archived)

The detail involved in it is mental!

Right down to the reflection in the mirror and the individual, teeny, tiny, religious paintings in the background

/studied it at school blog

(

Joliet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:27, archived)

Yes, it is lovely in that way.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:28, archived)

full of woo and other good stuff!

excellence!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:20, archived)

Cheers...

Steve me darling! :-)

(

Ninj, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:28, archived)

don't let the bishop of bath and wells perform the christening!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:20, archived)

OM NYOM NYOM NYOM NYOM

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:22, archived)

Keep scratching kitty...

(

printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:14, archived)

win, kitty!

/won £10 yesterday

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:16, archived)

I have ten quid's worth of winning tickets

in my bag which the beardedwife has never got around to claiming.

(

Joliet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:29, archived)

i'm quite lucky with them

when my purse got nicked, my mum offered to lend me £30 to buy shopping. i bought a £1 scratchcard and won £34

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:31, archived)

This needs more replies!

'cos it's fucking woo!

(

Joliet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:28, archived)

Good luck, kitty!

This is full of lully.

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:31, archived)

this makes me happy and a bit sad too. Poor penniless kitteh

(

t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:40, archived)

hahahaha!

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:58, archived)

Its OK! threat over - I found it!

(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:14, archived)

Well I liked it...

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:22, archived)

lol

Well thank you... at least you make a girl feel welcome. :D

(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:29, archived)

Pfft

(

Joliet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:29, archived)

trufax password

:o)

(

doph no time like the precedent, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:31, archived)

She should really change it

as it's easy to guess. :OD

(

Joliet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:32, archived)

Years ago...

In a council office far far away, I had a member of the labour party call me for help with their laptop.

I asked them to put in their password, and he got a bit edgy... and asked if I could see what he was typing.

I said no, and like a complete twat he said "oh good, because it's twatlicker"

I fell off the chair laughing... (after he had choked a bit and hung up).

(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:27, archived)

BLAAAAAAAAARRB!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:57, archived)

Hahaha

I knew it when I saw your name :D

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:58, archived)

Top

fucking
quality.

*clicks*

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:58, archived)

wouldn't

see? told you he's on the list!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:59, archived)

What is this list of which you speak,

My fine damsel?

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:00, archived)

the list of men

who don't steam my corsets

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:03, archived)

me?

*cries*

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:05, archived)

hush, mr. hat

you are not beattie, nor john mccrirrick, nor are you rob. therefore, your name has never crossed my "to don't" list

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:06, archived)

Smaaaaaaaaaaaaaash

what about me?

(

ClanSoul, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:25, archived)

claaaaaaaaaaaan!

didn't see you there!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:38, archived)

*opens Express Laundry Company*

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:06, archived)

my word!

did it just get a little steamy in here?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:07, archived)

indeed it did....

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:08, archived)

*loosens corsets*

*has an attack of the vapours*

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:09, archived)

*Turns Japanese*

sorry....

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:11, archived)

But isn't that song about....

?

You mucky boy.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:12, archived)

just my type ;)

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:14, archived)

Damn!

Discovered!

Edit: From Wikipedia - "in reality, however, it has only become such a euphemism subsequent to the release of the song."

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:15, archived)

I use it in that context, I must admit.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:18, archived)

What was that great line by Robin Williams (back when he was funny)

about all men looking like Goofy when they come?

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:19, archived)

Hahahah!

In my experienced they either look really suprised or like they're concentrating very, very hard.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:22, archived)

have you ever had a bloke cry when he cums?

it's freaky and kills the mood stone dead

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:27, archived)

I've had one cry after

And then he went on about how much he loved me and everything. I'd met him LITERALLY about two hours beforehand.

Yikes.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:29, archived)

Whoa...

That's never going to have a happy ending, is it?

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:31, archived)

Bless, I saw him a few weeks after

and he was making some other girl look very uncomfortable. Aww. Trying FAR too hard, bless his cottons.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:32, archived)

I shall try to recall which expression *rest of post deleted*

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:29, archived)

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:31, archived)

haha

lies!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:30, archived)

hahaha

splendid beattie work.

WOO!

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:59, archived)

You put me to shame sir...

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:59, archived)

not at all

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:01, archived)

brilliant mr hat, just brilliant

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:00, archived)

Have we not seen that before?

*If we have - yours is good anyway

*If we haven't - Well done and have a click

*Clicks anyway

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:01, archived)

Brian text . . .

kinda bindun this is Brand New!
IN CAPITALS!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:02, archived)

No one reads Brian text

Please explain how/why it is different in visible words.

While I wait for the explanation, I will return to the above post and place an appropriate comment.

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:07, archived)

YOU'RE NOT MY MUM!

I DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN ANYTHING!
Some people read Brian Text . . .

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:12, archived)

Noice!

Is this a pearost though? I thought i saw a BLAAAAAAAARB (whoever this is) before?

*reads above comment*
I see - rather ace though! Damn, i wish i could BLAAAAAAARRB in real life...

(

taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:04, archived)

You might wanna shove a phone book down your dacks

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:06, archived)

Arf!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:32, archived)

that was a toungue blaaaaarrb.
this one is just blaaaaarrb.

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:06, archived)

Sir Aunty Dave the Hat does not repost!

C];0p

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:06, archived)

Actually SADTH reposts quite frequently

just not in new threads.

Aaaaand that's lunch, people. Fancying a bit of Chinese today I think.

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:23, archived)

Yes he does ¬

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:44, archived)

mmmm, blarby goodness!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:05, archived)

YES!

With your BLAAAAARBs you are really spoiling us!

:D

(

XLVII .uk, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:06, archived)

BLAAAAAAAAARRB!

8/10. V.Good David.
Use of glee-hands would have warrented a 10.
Have a silver star:

*

(

Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:06, archived)

I've yet to find an appropriate source . . .

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:10, archived)

Enough of your excuses.

There's no "no" in BLAAAAAAAAARRB!
There's no "yet to find" in BLAAAAAAAAARRB!
There's no "appropriate source" in GLEE!

You've let me down. You've let b3ta down, but worst of all? You've let BLAAAAAAAAARRB! down.
Go and think about what you've (not) done.

See me after class.

(

Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:14, archived)

two blaaaaaaarbs in a day?

you spoil us

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:06, archived)

Hurrah!

I have no idea why I'm not entirely tired of these, but they still bring me some glee.

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:08, archived)

Who is he?

Looks like a bloke I worked with

(

monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:13, archived)

*gets involved*

apologies to Ninj...

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:13, archived)

hahahah!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:15, archived)

No apologies needed...

Barb. Needed a good guffaw :-)

(

Ninj, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:16, archived)

this just makes a great thing better

and i didn't think that was possible

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:18, archived)

Hahahahaha!

Ace!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:20, archived)

hahahaha

beattieful

(

printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:15, archived)

I've spunked up a tree

I took a photo of a tree this morning and was taken by its gnarls, so I pimped it for a bit of a pit of debauchery vibe.

Clicken auf vergrossenschiesse
EDIT: Original Photo

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:54, archived)

Ooo that's great.

Manages to look like an electron micrograph!

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:55, archived)

I read that as an

electric mictoboy :S

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:01, archived)

Cheers

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:03, archived)

ooohh, that looks lovely, yet kinda spooky

shame that the larger one has so much compression artifact stuff...

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:04, archived)

Sorry

It was 2.5Mb!

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:05, archived)

oooohhh... put it on b3tards

and post a link as a reply in this thread, I think we'd all love to see it without the compression!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:09, archived)

Shit it

I deleted the big one. I'll have to do it again now. Or just put up the original photo?

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:13, archived)

Mel Rembrandt, at your service...

(

Ninj, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:51, archived)

Class!

Right there ^

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:51, archived)

Oh my WORD that's wonderful.

If you get a chance, could you do a Timothy Spall one? His face makes me so very, very happy.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:52, archived)

captain, my captain!

where the hell have you been?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:55, archived)

Busy and annoyed

But ici je suis, never fear.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:56, archived)

i'm very excited at the moment

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:58, archived)

How come, chikadee?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:59, archived)

got the date for my operation!

it's next month, but it's been moved from the hospital in macclesfield to the hospital in hull, which is another 2 hours away

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:04, archived)

YAY!

Ah well, travel's travel, innit? It'll all be worth it.

I'm dead chuffed for you, schnookums.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:06, archived)

*glees*

this time next year, i'll be in a bikini that doesn't make me look like i should be on a seaside postcard!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:09, archived)

I am very, very jealous.

*gets back on rowing machine grumbling*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:09, archived)

i'm looking forward to the morphine

but i'm not looking forward to 2 weeks on a liver reduction diet. nothing but fruit teas and bovril.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:11, archived)

Ah, that sounds a bit horrid.

It's worth it though, love! *hug*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:13, archived)

i've got different sized members of my family

saving all their old clothes for me, as i should go down about 2 sizes a month for the first 4 months

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:16, archived)

I've got lots of stuff if you need it.

Sizes 18 and 20, if you can make any use out of it. Either that or I'm going to make a magnificent quilt.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:19, archived)

hahahahaha!

quilts are great! i make patchwork knitted blankets, just finished a baby blanket for my sis, the twins are due any day now.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:25, archived)

Fantastic!

I need to relearn how to knit.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:30, archived)

Just for you Captain...

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Ninj, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:00, archived)

*cuddles monitor*

You're a stunning human being.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:01, archived)

timothy spall rocks hard

especially as beano in Still Crazy. God i love that movie

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:02, archived)

And his son's really quite fit.

Especially in SotD when he's carrying a bit of extra weight.

But yes, did you see him recently on that food and family thing with Nigel whatshisface? He was so bloody lovely.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:03, archived)

which character in SotD?

i didn't see that actually, though i can imagine what he'd be like :) i loved him as the Beaver in Lion the witch and the wardrobe

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:06, archived)

Noel, the one with the mobile phone.

Phones off Noel, this isn't a social gathering.

Him.

He's also the one that says 'Everyone and their mums is packin' round 'ere' in Hot Fuzz.

Edit: oh, you haven't seen it. Silly! Edit edit: Oh, you didn't see the other thing. Never mind me, I'm getting confused.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:08, archived)

he's fit?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:13, archived)

To me he is. It's the grin he does.

He's better a bit overweight though, IMO.

www.troikatalent.com/images/small_images/Spall_Rafe.jpg

That's him normally. Still nice but not *as* nice.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:15, archived)

would

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:19, archived)

Innit.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:23, archived)

you have all of the talents, sir.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:05, archived)

Mel Smith..

Has he ever been funny?

Proabably marginally funnier than Lenny Henry..

*Nice shopping btw*

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:52, archived)

0_0

What??????

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:53, archived)

Never really liked Smith and Jones..

Maybe its just me.

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:54, archived)

If you'll forgive me saying (and you probably won't)

I would have to suggest it may well be you. But I could be wrong.

/trying not to be an unholy arse blog

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:56, archived)

Oh go on, be an arse...

You're always nice.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:57, archived)

*arses*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:57, archived)

Oh my!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:00, archived)

Well,

I *have* been told....., ahh, but that's a story for another day.....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:05, archived)

Hmm? Told what?

Who are you, Johnny Segment? I want to know now!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:06, archived)

*gets all secretive*

;)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:08, archived)

Ohhhhhhhhh!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:11, archived)

I forgive you..

I have to,
otherwise I'll go to hell..

(and have to watch Smith and Jones repeatedly)

*Runs*

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:00, archived)

hehe...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:07, archived)

them's fighting words

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:54, archived)

Christ, Ive done it now..

Oh Shizer..

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:55, archived)

He's not on Dylan Moran's level

but that's mightily unfair.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:55, archived)

a blue, salty bulb

lolling on your tongue...

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doph no time like the precedent, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:01, archived)

His satisfied little smurf lip-smacks

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:02, archived)

probs the most disturbing piece of stand up i've heard

and that's after seeing jason rouse uk.youtube.com/watch?v=WNRrodgBEhk NSFW!!! in jongleurs bow. me and the missus were pissing ourselves laughing, mostly at the shocked faces of the women from her work on our table 'i cant believe he just said that'

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doph no time like the precedent, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:09, archived)

I always like those Visa ads he did

they were hilarious*

*may contain lies... just when is Colins Sandwich coming out on DVD

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:01, archived)

cool

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:52, archived)

ace!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:53, archived)

Win.

Right there.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:53, archived)

oh, most excellent sir!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:53, archived)

Cheers...

Steve, as is your Adolf Bean :-)

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Ninj, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:02, archived)

why, thankie you, Sir! :)

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:14, archived)

Does anyone have my Adolf Blackadder image?

I lost it. :(

(iamgoingtohell, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 17:19, archived)

Oh thats good. . .Woo to pic!

for Barryheadwound :D

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TheOther, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:54, archived)

\o/

Fo' shizzle

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:56, archived)

that is wonderful

and it makes me giggle

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:54, archived)

Hehe

Sweet

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:56, archived)

I do rather like that.

TJ (a bit)

Can anyone with a knowledge of art help me out? I've been trying to identify a painting, and can't remember what it is or by whom.

It's impressionist, and shows a (Russian? French?) nobleman crossing the street with his daughters. He's wearing a top hat. What's notable about it is that he's leaving the frame: the artist has deliberately set out to make his oil-painting look something like a photorealistic scene (give or take).

It's hanging in the Hermitage in St Petersburg at the moment, but I think it's French. Any ideas?

Thanks

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:59, archived)

sorry mate

i had a look to see if i could find anything, but alas i failed.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:15, archived)

Thanks

I've been trawling on and off for ages, but can't for the life of me come up with it.

Your reward for the effort awaits in Heaven. Possibly.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:17, archived)

very nice indeed

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:00, archived)

that Sir, is fucking ace!

Now, do something with Griff Rhys Jones.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:09, archived)

Will do...

...Wasp.*Puts thinking cap on*

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Ninj, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:16, archived)

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