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# just playing around again...
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:48, archived)
# She needs Herbal essences :)
That's lovely - how is laddy made?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Is that Michael Jackson Pre Op?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:50, archived)
# take a pic...destroy it as messy as possible....use the original as a pallette and repaint over the top.
lots of smudge and spray can :P
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:52, archived)
# Ah photoshops - from the look of the hair I thought it was one of those pics made of vector brushes
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:54, archived)
# all hand painted in photoshop over the top of a destroyed image.
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:56, archived)
# maybe she's born with it
maybe theres a 1000 volts running through her hair.

Most Woo, infact have a
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:50, archived)
# That is tip top!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:51, archived)
# she forgot her do-rags
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:51, archived)
# argh imageshack sucks!
RED-X :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:54, archived)
# Is her hair made from recycled graphs, or has staring at them all day broken my brain?
Either way, woo.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Excel-lent observation
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:57, archived)
# Pffffft
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:58, archived)
# I'd come up with a relevant pun if I wasn't such a scatter brain.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:58, archived)
# what a line
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:01, archived)
# Barring this
I think these puns are quite good.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:03, archived)
# That's it, you're barred
edit:bah
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:03, archived)
# pie-sonally i think we can spread this sheet about for much longer
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:04, archived)
# Here
You'll be needing this towel
*zips up*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:05, archived)
# Hahaha
LAME LAME LAAAME
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:01, archived)
# Must be all the Correlation Street
that you watch.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:02, archived)
# *sharpens the axis*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:03, archived)
# *Helps plot revenge*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:04, archived)
# You ought to tan his hide
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:04, archived)
# is this a sine of the times?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:05, archived)
# Cos it is!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:06, archived)
# You ought to be logged up.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:09, archived)
# Well look at you making all the puns
Being so trendy.
Does that count? That's what it actually means, isn't it? :S
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:11, archived)
# Logged up in a cell in a median-security prism.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:12, archived)
# y?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:15, archived)
# oh come on!
all I axis you make a bit of effort . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:05, archived)
# ha! There he is!!
*reels him in*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:22, archived)
# Fant-bloody-tastic!
*click*
Nicely done :]
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:00, archived)
# Very nice!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:17, archived)
# wow
thats lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:07, archived)
# Bye George


Long time reader, first time poster. AMIDOINITRITE?
(Slugsie Ha ha ha, clonk!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:38, archived)
# He's dead
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Carlin
done gone and died.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:39, archived)
# all men die
only some truly live
and even fewer really truly cross my heart strike me down if i tell a lie live
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:50, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS TAKE THE YOUNG!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:40, archived)
# I actually thought he was already dead
So now I have to mourn AGAIN
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:41, archived)
# I know how you feel
you just want someone to hold.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:43, archived)
# A shoulder to snot on
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:44, archived)
# *gets klenex shoulder pad tm patent pending uk (c) 2008 LDD ind.*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Aw thanks
*rests head*

O_=

Wait a minute, this pad has wings
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:46, archived)
# For extra absorbtion
Patent pending uk, all rights reserved, excluded from our 28 day money back guarantee, your statatory rights are not effected
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:48, archived)
# But.. it smells like raw liver
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:49, archived)
# made from recycled materials
so its all natural, don't worry about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:49, archived)
# And tastes great deep fried in breadcrumbs
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:51, archived)
#
breadcrumbs Batter, as does everything
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:53, archived)
# This is of course very true
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Dave.
Hello, it's Monday morning again. Arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:40, archived)
#
loes
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:40, archived)
# *strokes face*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Sideburns are back baby yeah!
Went into a barbers today for a trim and saw her tim off a guys just as I walked through the door, my foot didn't even touch the inside of her establishment before I had turned around.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:43, archived)
# The sideys are back?
OH FUCK YES.

Come to mamma.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:46, archived)
# *comes*
Oh sorry, did I get some in your hair?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:47, archived)
# My hair is spunkmagnetic, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:48, archived)
# really?
Let me try again.


You're right, hmm what about third time lucky?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:49, archived)
# It's like being on fucking funhouse.
I'm off, anyway. Band practice. NIIIIGHT DAVE, don't be a stranger, you're far too pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:50, archived)
# NIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:51, archived)
# argh groundfrog day!
He's dead Dave, they're all dead Dave, etc :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:40, archived)
# ..............even Petersen?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Yes Dave, everybody's dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:42, archived)
# What's all this sherbert?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Fairy poo
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:43, archived)
# I haven't pooed ANYWHERE.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:46, archived)
# You a bit backed up?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Girls don't poo, silly
we excrete little blocks of rosewater fudge.

*hug* I must be awf, m'love. Look after your fly self. x
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:49, archived)
# *waves* tra!
Bis morgen
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Bis spater, maybe
whatever the German for maybe is.

Well, I might be. Who knows?


RIGHT I'm off.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:51, archived)
# AHhhhhh
I've been eatin half the crew!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:44, archived)
# not kochanski?
shes not dead is she?
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Jim.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:41, archived)
# But not as we know it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:41, archived)
# a whale in the thames you say?
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:42, archived)
# jeremy beadle
dead? Diana?! wtf! Terry Nutkins!! OMG! (nutkins was a joke).
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:44, archived)
# jimmy hendrix is dead!
nutkins was is a joke digitally challenged hippy
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Did you know Momma Cass dies in the same flat as HEndrix.
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:53, archived)
# i have no idea who she is but i'll be sure to stay away from that house
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:56, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:58, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:46, archived)
# nooooo
george carlin was ace.

yet again i get my news from b3ta...
(evilging www.drivenlikethesnow.co.uk, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:19, archived)
# OMG MEGA SUN LOLLY


Completely accidental but totally welcomed.
(I helped save b3ta! thyrf as in turf, but not, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Brain Freeze
(waxdart hello., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Een dees ooneevurs dar is wan absoloot
AVRYTIN FRIZIS
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:30, archived)
# ^ maybe this
(waxdart hello., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Jawohl meine Oberleutnantführerin
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:36, archived)
# I think I vaguelly know what you said
whatever, it made my willy all hard. Come to Butthead.


*hug* lo darlin'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:37, archived)
# BUTTSECKS
'lo! after a hard day's grafting, I came over to b3ta for some b3ta lovin'

phwoor :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:38, archived)
# You know we're good for it, lovely bear.
*brandishes large and powerful penis*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:39, archived)
# *clenches like his last fiver in the whole world is up there*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:40, archived)
# This isn't fair, you know.
Why do I always have to be the fuckee?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Because you walk around brandishing that humungous weapon
You'll need to break me in slowly with a bic biro
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:43, archived)
# I've got a secret
I'm really a GIRL. Look, this comes right off *popping sound*

HEY, don't run away!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:44, archived)
# *brandishes whittling knife and gets to work*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:46, archived)
# *clutches breasts protectively*
but I don't want to be a boy.


Well, not all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:47, archived)
# I like boobs, they're fun
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:48, archived)
# *hug*
damn straight
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Yum!
It needs a great big stick though.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:28, archived)
# perv!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:29, archived)
# *gives riverghost a special great big stick*
Or you could take the carton back to the shop and say "This juice won't pour, there might be something wrong with it".
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:30, archived)
# I already have my own:p
It makes up for the tiny cock.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:31, archived)
#

cock
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:32, archived)
#
adoodledo (where are you)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:32, archived)
# But then
it wouldn't be a sun lolly rip-off with a stick :)
(I helped save b3ta! thyrf as in turf, but not, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:29, archived)
# ZOMG!
You have a microwave.

PEA ROAST THREAD!!!

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:29, archived)
# watchyotalkinboutlewis
(waxdart hello., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:30, archived)
# moider!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:30, archived)
# I'm what willis was talking about
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:31, archived)
# when I say it fast -= and type it all together
willis always sounds better as lewis.
(waxdart hello., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:36, archived)
# and you did this with a microwave how?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Simple
1) Put juice carton in microwave.
2) Put microwave in the freezer/ Magnetic North Pole
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:30, archived)
# that doesn't sound simple to me
... but then perhaps you're more complex than I am and simplicity is relative...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:31, archived)
# parsnip.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Reverse the polarity on the microwave emitter
So it takes away energy instead...
Edit : Damn you, Barbarossa!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:31, archived)
# That would be only correct if themagnatron put heat in in the first place:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:32, archived)
# That's how microwaves work, yes
Or how they don't work, if you follow my modification advice.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:52, archived)
# .
nothing wrong with microwave cooling.
it works in somewhat the same way as laser cooling, but different.
oh, this is not the place for this discussion. :)
(I helped save b3ta! FOONLY, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:38, archived)
# I thought microwave ovens worked by oscillating certain molecules with the e/m waves.
I can see using that to cool something being much more difficult than using lasers.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:41, archived)
# .
I don't understand either. :)
It's something to do with raising atoms energy states and
then there is some kind of emission when the field state collapses.
Or else it utilizes the cold clammy sensation you get after eating a Rustlers microwave burger.
(I helped save b3ta! FOONLY, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:54, archived)
# Well, there has to be some purpose for rustlers burgers.
They're certainly not appropriate for eating.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:56, archived)
# I said it first
EDIT: Tee Hee!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:32, archived)
# yes you did
have a lolly pop
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Thanks, I will!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:37, archived)
# I know how to reverse the polarity on things (turn the batteries around)
I'm just not sure it would work on a microwave...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:32, archived)
# HE REVERSED THE POLARITY
obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Turn microwave inside out.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:30, archived)
# stick the plug in some tizer
and dance naked around the resulting fire...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Ah, the sacred 'Darling I broke the Microwave' dance.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:34, archived)
# *skips around banging wooden spoons together*
COME AND JOIN THE DANCE

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:35, archived)
# *puts on Nirvana*
*bangs pots and pans*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:36, archived)
# You're not NAKED Sam.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:38, archived)
# YES I AM. Take off those silly glasses.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:48, archived)
# 'Darling I broke the microwave - so let's do it' dance
never fails.

and with that lurid thought I shall leave you all to reminisce about me while I'm away.

Until the morra - toodle pips
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Hah
'HiLoveI'veBrokenThisButDoYouWantABlowjob?'

as fast as I can. Always wins.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:38, archived)
# "I don't know I was looking forward to putting my cock in the microwave.
Been fattening it up for weeks."
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Hahaha ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Fuckin What!
How did you make that in a microwave?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:31, archived)
# irrelevent post: JETPACK BRONTOSAURUS!
www.vimeo.com/1107324
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:31, archived)
# *delurks*
HOLY SHIT AWESOME
*relurks*
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:43, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:33, archived)
# You appear to have turned a Prince into a King*
* 'king big ice lolly
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Omnomnomnom
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:24, archived)
# George Carlin RIP

(excuse poor shopping, at work on my Asus Eee and hard to see screen in bright light)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:24, archived)
# eees look awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:25, archived)
# oooh - get you
I'm just here on my Eee... that's how COOL I AM YOU FUCKING CUNTS!

:D

I like it - how's the Eee working out for you, Linux or Windows?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Windoze, mainly because the apps I use regularly aren't available on linux
or I'd have to start learning whole new apps - not my cuppa tea really
I've had this since last November, want to get the 901 with the bigger screen later in the year
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:27, archived)
# they look pretty bloody good
but my abode is full of new tech I don't use, and I'm about to get myself a sampler, so I just can't bring myself to get one... yet :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:29, archived)
# very portable and nice to use
so light you can pick it up with two fingers, not something you can do with a 'regular' sized laptop
just wish it had a bigger screen, 800x480 is a bit on the small side which is why I want the 901 with 1024x600 screen
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:26, archived)
# :(
made me sad when I found out this monrning.
(waxdart hello., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:27, archived)
# I've only this minute just heard the news :(
TJ: who was trying to organise a Mario Kart DS game earlier? I was at work and had to go out on call.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Pineapple.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Tar
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Wotcha lurker.
You forsaken us?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Nope,
I'm in a real job now though that doesn't involve computers, but actual work!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Cool! I'll come visit you!
Only if you supersize me meal though!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:33, archived)
# har har
I'm actually a highly paid Electrical/Mechanical Fitter with danger money and all sorts. Working on High Voltage switchgear.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Corrrrr
ELECTRICITY AM AWESOME
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Ah
You hit stuff with a hammer!:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:40, archived)
# yes
But today I made a big metal box and drilled holes, then i put switches and bits that light up and went 'bing' all technical and expensive stuff you'll agree.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Sugar Blair
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:22, archived)
# *fears*
And goodbye Gnops, hello Sugar wagon ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:24, archived)
# but can he
be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Sugary milk!
(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:08, archived)
# Silver magic ships come sailing
sweet mary jane...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:27, archived)
# A supposition of Sugar Blair's lingual structure.
"I don't blaaady care about the country, or what you done on the blaady task! You're fackin' fired."
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Bah I got here too late!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:59, archived)
# Going to hell for this.
More Photshop gags.

(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:14, archived)
# ahahaha
great stuff
(there is no hell!) :0
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:15, archived)
# hahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:16, archived)
# lmao
Nggghhhh!!!!


(Can't get better than a KwikFit fitter)
(Virulent, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:16, archived)
#


* Off you go then and don't look back
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:16, archived)
# *roflvomit*
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:17, archived)
# You are a bad person.
A funny, bad person.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:17, archived)
# O_O
Aaaagh
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Is she vomiting up spunk?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Yes. Yours
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:17, archived)
# You'd like that.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:18, archived)
# So would She
hehe... stick her in a tub with yer clothes. She can do your laundry!
(Virulent, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Shpunky spaz-laundry?
And with that, I go.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:20, archived)
# I told that joke on a bus once
the guy in front of me turned around and said "That's not funny, my son died having a fit in the bath".
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:20, archived)
# "He choked on a sock."
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:20, archived)
# S O C K !
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Did you QOTW this once?
I could've sworn I've heard that before.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Pretty sure it's in the
Big Book of Sick Jokes, it's a classic follow on to the epileptic in a bath...
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Ohhhhhhh
*spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:33, archived)
# !!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:23, archived)
# What's blue and doesn't fit? A dead epileptic.
I just thought I'd keep you company on the journey ther.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:18, archived)
# What's brown and rhymes with snoop?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Dr Dre.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Ahaha, but...
Mr Dre is black is he not?
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Shut up!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:24, archived)
# :D
*gains a chuckle*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:14, archived)
# why are my fingers all brown and smelly?
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:20, archived)
# You've been fingering a clingfilm bag on a sunny day which is full of Dairy Milk chocolate.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:21, archived)
# cos I am needing a poo
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Knock knock.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Who's there?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Europe.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:24, archived)
# EUROPE WHO?
Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Europe Europe Europe is on fire?
No that's roof.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:28, archived)
# it's ok i checked and europe is on fire
so you were right
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:32, archived)
# knock knock
who's there?
Runeep
Runeep who?
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:26, archived)
# HaHaHa... cock
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Surley that's...
kneading?
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:24, archived)
# haha
JOKE FAILLLLL
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:24, archived)
# surely thats that's and this should start with a capital letter etc...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:30, archived)
# GOATSIE!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:26, archived)
# I know a great one
But it's sooo offensive even b3tards would complain!
I'll gaz you it and you can reply here:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:22, archived)
# DO IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:22, archived)
# she should have
more pain in the expression...
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:19, archived)
# That would've been
the "stretch" command!
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Hahahahaha
yes
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:19, archived)
# HAH OH LORD>
I love her haircut. Where did she get it done?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Alan - you're fucked!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:05, archived)
# ahahaahah
gnops tastic
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:08, archived)
# sugar!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Say hello to my little friends:
Margaret and Nick.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:12, archived)
# And Charlie.
(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:10, archived)
# I've only just noticed his pupils.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:14, archived)
# do you mean his apprentices?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Get the fuck out!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:15, archived)
# I haven't got the Fuck in
So I can't get it out
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:22, archived)
# I heard you can buy that kind of service?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:23, archived)
# just get your cock out instead
it's a decent comproimise
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:24, archived)
# first you get the veg store
then you get the computers then you get the wimmins!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:14, archived)
# This really is expertly done.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:14, archived)
# I'm sure I've mentioned it before,
but this is an EXCELLENT pic!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:15, archived)
# thats amazing
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:23, archived)
# I still don't know why this isn't fp yet

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:23, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:25, archived)
# its only 400px wide. that's about 300 too small for the new guidelines
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:27, archived)
# all a mod has to do is put width="280" into the URL
sorted!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:30, archived)
# then why all the fail recently? :)
i also want to further the motion to have this fp'd
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:36, archived)
# ^this as well
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:27, archived)
# ;)
Thanks be with you all.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:26, archived)
# nicely gnopsed!
One of the better ones ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:08, archived)
# He's like a glorious bearded brussel sprout, in Hooman form!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:08, archived)
# YOU HAZ BIN FYERED HOOMAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:12, archived)
# YOU-ARE-DA-WEAKEST-HOOMAN
YA TERMINATED MUDDAFUCKA
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:15, archived)
# YOU IZ GET OUTZ OF MY REALM!
YOU IZ WEEKLINGZ!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:18, archived)
# ^ Would

*with hammers
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:08, archived)
# this has been going on since 8:20pm Saturday.
about time this wagon was retired?

Still, VERY nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:10, archived)
# you started it.
didn't ya? :)
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:11, archived)
# and I can end it too
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Ta.
That's the last one from me. Probably.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:12, archived)
# As good a place as any to repost some old gnopsifications...



(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Sorry to TJ, but not worth it's own thread
Don't shoot till you see the whites of her eyes...


(Be gentle, I'm working in Paint)
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Hahaha
This wins all gnops.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:25, archived)
# Horsemeat
Gemaakt door Paul Brederveld
(Pelle ghola, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:58, archived)
# 1 apple pie and fries please.
YAYAY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:59, archived)
# We only have
horsemeat.
(Pelle ghola, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:04, archived)
# *chk* would you like to super size?
*chk*
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:06, archived)
# I DON'T WANT A FUCKING APPLE PIE
IF I WANT A FUCKING APPLE PIE OR TO GO SUPERSIZE I'LL FUCKING ARSE YOU SHIT HAMSTERS
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Grrrr, WHO, ATE, MY OREOS!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Whore's meat?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:09, archived)
# I find that hard to believe
With trousers that tight!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Mini Gnopsies!
Have these four little atrocities:







any bindun?
(ri0t in the street next to yours at, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Stop.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:54, archived)
# DON'T DO IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:54, archived)
# IT'S NOT WORTH IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:54, archived)
# HAMMERZEIT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Just because you can't gnopsify your
...floppy, or can you?
(ri0t in the street next to yours at, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:01, archived)
# ... ... ... carry on...



???
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Beep beep beep.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:58, archived)
# ?
"You" does not contain the word fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Nope.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Yay - wins!
* Bets it all on Ttssattar making a face like this next: ¦:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:03, archived)
# ¦:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Yay - Wins again!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:07, archived)
# What's the third one down?
I wants it.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:54, archived)
# zippy
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:54, archived)
# I'm quite quick on my feet yes, but I don't see how that's relevant.
Oh japes!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:56, archived)
# HaHaHa... cock
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:57, archived)
# :D
NICE FUCKIN' MODEL!
*BEEP-BEEP*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Model?
RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Beetlejuice quote.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:06, archived)
# OK then...

???
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:08, archived)
# zippy?
Kudos for giving icons a gnopsie theme, but minus points for, er, giving icons a gnopsie theme.
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Its ok,
my karma ran away yesterday, already.
(ri0t in the street next to yours at, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:02, archived)
# A gag that requires some thought...
(Virulent, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Paedo in front of poo?
Help please
(Big Ginge putting the laughter into manslaughter, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:53, archived)
# It's the scatman
scatman john
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Yay
10 points for you!
:)
(Virulent, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:54, archived)
# why
where is the gag
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:54, archived)
# scatman
Cooking with pooh.

A bit cerebal? Dang it :(

Shoulda gone with 2 girls 1 cup after all
(Virulent, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:56, archived)
# "scatman cooking with pooh. A bit cerebal?"
no.
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:59, archived)
# :p
lol.
(Virulent, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Bup Bop Bubidup
Woo.
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Oh God no...
*smashes head on desk*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:56, archived)
# I first heard him on German radio 1995 (while on a band tour.)
I think he was almost unknown in the States. I later played his CD on my radio show and the audience was total RIS.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:01, archived)
# And for anyone else who is RISing,
have the greatest video ever!

youtube.com/watch?v=mpHLEm9-0bg

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Worms


Click for bigger (104KB)

(This took far far too long...)
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:50, archived)
# wut
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:51, archived)
# I know it's just a picture
but he can see me.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:52, archived)
# The tube runs past the yellow brick road nowadays?
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Mark Heap?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:01, archived)
# it is
i go to college with his nephew who looks quite a lot like him
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:48, archived)
# Big Train!
Stareout finals!

Mark Heap!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Haha excellent!
That third frame wins all sorts of things :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:52, archived)
# I second this response
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Somehow I'm glad we don't see them get gobbled up by a sparrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Unfortunately the pain of drawing in paint meant that I could take it no further without pulling my hair out.
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:56, archived)
# LEVEL UP

(I'll have to colour this one)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:44, archived)
# B B B B B B B B B B B B B
Huh? That's weird Fern stopped evolving.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Fernchu
I choose you! *throw pokeball*
(I helped save b3ta! kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:58, archived)
# ding
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:45, archived)
# I get this
I am geek
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Where's my erotic horse?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:45, archived)
# /popular board
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:46, archived)
# I saw a hen, it'll do.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:48, archived)
# HAHA. Best thing ever said. Ever.
IN THE EROTIC BARN?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:46, archived)
# You loved me, once.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:48, archived)
# But then you got banned. *sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:49, archived)
# That has never happened.
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:51, archived)
# STOP LYING OR YOU'LL GET BANNED AGAIN.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:52, archived)
# dOH
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Where's my tree with eyes?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:48, archived)
# My son, my wife...the blood, THE BLOOD!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Que?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Woo... Did you see that program on the TV last night...
...about boots like that?

Twas funny...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:46, archived)
# \o/
Fern RAWKS!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:47, archived)
# WOO
Average sized boobies
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:53, archived)
# This
is rather nice :D
(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Goodbye you funny mother fucker
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:30, archived)
# see you!
who's that in the picture, anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:31, archived)
# George Carlin innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:31, archived)
# I know.
I was being a "funny fucker" and pretending you were talking to me.

It's a shame he's dead. Obscenity will never be the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:34, archived)
# You talkin to me?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:36, archived)
# maybe
maybe not.
what's in it for me?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:40, archived)
# 11p in cheesecake tokens.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:42, archived)
# FUCK YEAH IT WAS ME AND TO YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:44, archived)
# George Carlin
ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5ina7M8zC1QQGSxe-e-PxBrf9kl0gD91FPBTG1
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:31, archived)
# SAY HELLO TO JESUS FOR ME!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:33, archived)
# ironically, jesus didn't go to heaven.
He was seconds from the gate when he accidentally coveted his neighbour's ass, and now he burns for all time.

Sucks to be him.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:34, archived)
# After all that hard work he put in too
silly divinity
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:36, archived)
# THE FIRERY TORMENT OF HELL AWAITS ALL OF THOSE
WHO REFUSE TO ACCEPTD GOD'S UNCONDITIONAL LOVE
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:39, archived)
# I would like a t-shirt bearing this message
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:40, archived)
# including the spelling mistake?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:42, archived)
# s
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:46, archived)
# if you like
it adds a certain something.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Seconded.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:42, archived)
# AMEN to that brother
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:40, archived)
# I am quite the Jesus fan, I am Pro-Jesus.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:38, archived)
# that's interesting, because the bible tells a completely different story
in THE BIBLE Jesus neglects to shun a menstrating woman and now eternally suffers for ever in London.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:38, archived)
# I think that may be a quirk of translation.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:40, archived)
# What are you talking about 'translation'?
Jesus is white and speaks English..., that's why he's so cool; because he was the first American!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:41, archived)
# YEAH HIGH 5
Kill them god-damned A-rab nig-nogs for christ's peace.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:42, archived)
# RAPIST!!!
P C
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Can't I be both?
I'm such a good discriminator, I feel it could enhance my sexual assaults.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:46, archived)
# I'm not raping you whitey
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Oddly enough
you're the fourteenth person to say or write that to me today.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:49, archived)
#
London Hull
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:41, archived)
# You don't know his comedy I take it.
(waxdart hello., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Be excellent to each other and...
PARTY ON DUDES!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:37, archived)
# unpopular cultural references no 12
... mentioning anything from any film which contains Keanu Reeves irrespective of it's connection with the current thread of conversation.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:43, archived)
# FUCK YOU MAN
The Bill & Ted films were just as good as any other now highly regarded alt-pop-kid movie like Ghostbusters or Back To The Future or Debbie Does Dallas
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:46, archived)
# HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME LIKE THIS
I shall be informing my MP of your insolence and requesting a public buggering. For you, not me - I don't want to be buggered.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:47, archived)
# HAVE YOU EVER TRIED?
YOU MIGHT LIKE IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:48, archived)
# okay then
but buy me a drink first - I like to feel special.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:48, archived)
# not to mention
Wayne's World 1 and 2.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:47, archived)
# SHIT PISS FUCK CUNT COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER TITS
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:40, archived)
# where?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:41, archived)
# I put it on a postcard
and sent it to your house
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:42, archived)
# ^^ Up there... Just about your post
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:42, archived)
# OH HOY GOYS OIM GORGH CORLON.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Toot toot!
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Old mugabbe had a farm
Zim barb Zim barb Way
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:28, archived)
# And on that farm he had some blicks ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:31, archived)
# and some BLAAAARB!
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Old Mugabe stole a farm...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:32, archived)
# It's a choo-choo-shoe
(as previously mentioned before)
(ShaunyBoi has been surviving fires since, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Yay for Gabe-japes!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Truth.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Dat bee da toot.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:38, archived)
# TOOT TOOT
BRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM


(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Cows go MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:41, archived)
# YOUR MUM GOES
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:44, archived)
# My mother was killed in a car crash eight years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Your mother went
ARRRRRGGGHHHHHHH
(I'm sorry!)
(Virulent, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Well yeah, I was fucking her at the time.
Oh japes!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:50, archived)
# You are part of a cruel kind.
THIS HAS HAPPENED THREE TIMES NOW ON THE BOARD
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:56, archived)
# I fucked my mother three times?
What's wrong with you?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Echoes of Saturday evening and all of Sunday!


Click for embiggenment!
(ShaunyBoi has been surviving fires since, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:21, archived)
# why is everyone doing these things?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:22, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8490980
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:23, archived)
# For Gnops Sake.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:28, archived)
# It's all for you.
...don't... don't you like them? :`¬o
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:23, archived)
# She was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:27, archived)
# I Wish...
...I knew. :-/
(ShaunyBoi has been surviving fires since, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:23, archived)
# HaHaHa
HaHaHaHaHaHaHa

???
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Pinch!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:22, archived)
# That's Jack Dee that is.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:24, archived)
# woo!
may I park a pea here?

(I helped save b3ta! skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Yes
...and very woo!
(ShaunyBoi has been surviving fires since, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Hahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:29, archived)
# It must be Thoirsday.

Sooth
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:04, archived)
# hahahaha wtf
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Well,.
basically, many-face Leno went out for a gumpshon of air, and in the process smelt him some herring.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:06, archived)
# ah
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Polly ticks FTW!


CF cartoon
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:10, archived)
# that fucking
rocks!
(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Hahaha thank you!
Having a screwed-up fever-dreams from tonsilitis FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:20, archived)
# In a way, that's alot like Jesus, isn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:16, archived)
# No Jesus, no.
Unless you mean Jesus Santa - the best of all the gods.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Sweet Jesus!
Mmmmmmm, edible Jeeesus.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Haha how utterly hatstand :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:07, archived)
# This pleases Leno.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
TJ: Can anyone recommend a good mp3 compressor? Prefereably a free one? Thank you all in advance :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:08, archived)
# this song is brilliant, 2 great things combined, the replacements doing a song about alex chilton. hurrah
youtube.com/watch?v=0M12S1FUBJI&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Compressor?
What you mean, Hooman?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Something to reduce the size of my mp3 collection
without losing too much, if any, quality. Something like the shrinkmyitunes program that was being sold a little while back, but without costing me monies :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:59, archived)
# cdex will convert most audio formats to MP3 (or indeed other formats).
If that's what you're after.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Well there's this one
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LAME
which goes along with Audacity. Don't know about "good".
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:26, archived)
# TJ: has anyone here used elephant.co.uk for car insurance?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Not today, no.
Have you tried screaming?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:13, archived)
# TJ Hooker: I need a new tailor.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:10, archived)
# TJ:
Hooker was goood!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:10, archived)
# I've never seen it, but I hear Shatner sucks off a dying goat in Season 3.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Herring in a bag?
Not fresh & ready to eat?

I saw it last night on some shit .... ew!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Herring in a tin
all we need now is a gun.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:09, archived)
# they were in bags!
Like a fishy pork scratchings!

:s
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:12, archived)
# You've been hanging around outside the labiaplasty clinic, haven't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Yes
Maybe it was fishy glue in the bag.

*sniffs*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:17, archived)
# As long as it tastes nice, it doesn't matter.
That should be your motto in life.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:18, archived)
# except in the bedroom?
Right?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Especially in the bedroom.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:25, archived)
# ^May contain untruths^
Noons Board
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Pfft. There's barely anything you can put in your mouth sexually
that'll hurt you.

Note I didn't say 'there isn't anything'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Noted.
can think of at least one thing
struggling for a second
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:29, archived)
# AIDS?
Were you thinking of AIDS?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:12, archived)
# My wiman would argue otherwise
:O
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:37, archived)
# I see no bag.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:14, archived)
# TJ: Why are so many people jacking this thread?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:09, archived)
# *smacks inside of elbow*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:10, archived)
# TJ: Leno enrages and confuses.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:10, archived)
# TJ: Something here is fishy
can you help sniff it out?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:18, archived)
# *bloodhounds*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Aha!
www.b3ta.com/board/8491254

Scampi Fry smuggler!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:22, archived)
# TJ: Now my neck... a kid in another country burnt it.
Neato!

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:11, archived)
# TJ: This just in, cyclone kills twelve in downtown Detriot.
Yes, Detriot.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:15, archived)
# TJ: He's a VOLVO you idiot, he recorded every word you said!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:16, archived)
# TJ: This just in, invisible goose still at large in uptown Wyoming.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:18, archived)
# TJ: This just in, illegal imigrants steal YOUR daily bread, then deliver it from evil, to those who trespass against you.
More at 11.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:20, archived)
# ThweadHack: I gotta goo.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:28, archived)
# .....Palulu suspected
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:18, archived)
# TJ: This just in, statue of Lulu seen ejaculating into Bishop's cassock.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Isn't a cassock
A mounted russian peasant warrior?
or is that a tussock?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:23, archived)
# I thought a tussock was a type of Jewish biscuit?
TJ: This just in,..no.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Do you mean
www.jonathancusick.com/
Slightly gnoppish I think
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:25, archived)
# NINJA THREAD DELETION!!!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:19, archived)
# I replied with this, but then he deleted it, doh.

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:21, archived)
# I even gave him a hi cockalorum!
Some gratitude...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Damn him and his ways.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Indeed
I actually quite liked the gif and all...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Pickle me Elmo !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Ah, danke.

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:23, archived)
[challenge entry] nothing like a bit of recycling...


blog and archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:50, archived)
# I have to ris I'm afraid
Who is that?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Captain Skeggy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:59, archived)
# ...sounds like a really rubbish superhero...
"we must follow in hot pursuit! Sidekick, TO THE DODGEMS!!"
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:01, archived)
# "Oh no - the evil Dr Candyfloss has robbed the donkey rides again!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:08, archived)
# the FIEND!
*hurls ball from coconut shy*
*hits square on back of head*
*is aghast when head fails to fall off due to it being glued in place*

/foiled
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:11, archived)
# The Skeggies chap!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Sorry
never heard of him!

not consiously anyway
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Skegness is so bracing
It's a postcard on which he appears.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Ahhh
Ok
maybe I have seen him before!!
Thank you!

Also that's a jolly nice hat there!!1
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Ooo...
Nice hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Nice boob bouncage
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Viz
parodied it with the Fat Slags' "Skegness is fucking shit" poster.

I know which one I agree with.
(Lord NAgasaki, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:22, archived)
# Mugabi will never find me here...


RIS? news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/7469705.stm
(I helped save b3ta! jon_tanner, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:48, archived)
# WRONG
I know exactly where that is.

Oh hoi Tsvangirai, kom uit die klomp joh.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Welcome to the thread
Mugabi
(I helped save b3ta! jon_tanner, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Thanks Morgan
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Inclusief zal u betekent doen dat ik ben...
Gekruide gekruide rum?
(I helped save b3ta! jon_tanner, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Wat wat wat!?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:10, archived)
# That would be...
...exactly up the street from Hotel Rho, opposite EuroPub in 'Dam Square.

Geography! (Not Science!)
(ShaunyBoi has been surviving fires since, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:18, archived)
# When's it donation day again?
I canny find it cap'n!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Is that source picture
one of Sheffield?
(I helped save b3ta! TY&GN, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:05, archived)
# naw
there's an unstolen bicycle
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:08, archived)
# The bad day
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Phwoar!!!
I bet that tastes salty
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:48, archived)
# ^this
with added woo if not already included
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:53, archived)
# nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:49, archived)
# haha cheers
im getting better i think :)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:50, archived)
# LIKE!
Reminds me of something I did a while ago. GUESS WHAT HAPPENS NOW...





Bigger:
www.b3tards.com/u/e8b5a33834e45231e999/40_percent_clouds.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:50, archived)
# wow!
nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Perfect Storm?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:50, archived)
# thats a pirate ship
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:54, archived)
# I first thought it was a limp horse falling out of the sky

nice work though :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:51, archived)
# I thought dead beatle
sorry beetle
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:53, archived)
# :D
:O
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:52, archived)
# thats pretty damn excellent :)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:00, archived)

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