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# I don't understand
(resistanceisfutile, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Makes walking on your hands comfier, at least.
*Edit* Bit big there, Sir.
50k for static images is appreciated.
250k for animated.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:07, archived)
# fixed
jpeg compression got turned off. 15k now
(resistanceisfutile, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:12, archived)
# You're lovely and you should stay.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:19, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:10, archived)
# They should be he other way up
but nice pic

v - click
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Ooo. This^
*Didn't engage clown-brain before posting*
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Shoefingers.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Ttssattsr, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:10, archived)
# duh DUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHH DUHH!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:14, archived)
# SHUSH WITH YOUR DUHING. IF THE WIND CHANGES DIRECTIONS ETC. LOLS
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Ttssattsr, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Cobblers!!!
that's weird and woo. watch the file size, but i like this!
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:12, archived)
# fixed
down to 15k
(resistanceisfutile, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:16, archived)
# I would love to see/hear them tap dance !
Nice shine . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:13, archived)
# I think it's too hot for shoefingers

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Try telling that to the people born with the affliction...yeah.
*shakes donation pot at you*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:45, archived)
# yeah, stop doing vectors
try crayons and glitter
*shakes fist*



p.s. this is from a conversation earlier
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:45, archived)
# don't shake the fist, vibrate it
*vibrates fist*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:46, archived)
# PUMP THAT FIST!
vectors filters :p
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:47, archived)
# *pumps up the volume*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:47, archived)
# *fatboy slims*
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:49, archived)
# *Four tets*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:50, archived)
# other than that one, have four tet actually done anything listenable?
i cr3'ed them, and i got 'clouding' and 'robots in disguise' which were both shite

the one that everyone knows is great though
(big fat cocks, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:12, archived)
# go to you tube
type in smile around the face
then after that go search for as serious as your life is.

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:15, archived)
# 'smile around the face' - that's the name i couldn't think of - i have that, and it's great
i shall now look for 'as serious as your life is'

ta :)
(big fat cocks, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:17, archived)
# if you aint seen the video
go to youtube and look for it anyway.

absolutely awesome. s'got brian from spaced in it and everything :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:19, archived)
# no, i have
it was linked on /links relatively recently
(big fat cocks, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:20, archived)
# naaaaaaaah
good taste that man who ever did it...

:)

as serious as your life is video is better for silliness.. it is all about the morris dancing.. also try My Angel Rocks Back and Forth :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:26, archived)
# *chronos
quartets*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:13, archived)
# nice
*múms*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:20, archived)
# dads?
*currently aphex twins*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:33, archived)
# very nice, i don't think even if you did her topless it would be very nsfw
Square nipples don't offend me much :P
woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:46, archived)
# squipples?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Squipples? jollyjack?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:48, archived)
# gracious!
that's nice.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:48, archived)
# cor
nice, very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:48, archived)
# Is that Tori, perchance?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:50, archived)
# If it is,
I am full of admiration for her Tori Canyon
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:05, archived)
# BRILLIANT
:}
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:57, archived)
# have you ever done one of ronnie o sullivan
that would be cool.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:58, archived)
# carol decker never looked better
(big fat cocks, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:06, archived)
# What was the source image?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Your mum
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:12, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8604330
(big fat cocks, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:13, archived)
# There is something about . . .
the stare in those cool blue eyes . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:16, archived)
# hey you
mofaha, do you do your work with an special input_devices on your computer?
(otscho from heaven, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Come to ducky


I will eat your soul.
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:44, archived)
# IIIIIIII WAANT YOUR BRREEEEEEAAAAAAAD!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:45, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:46, archived)
# tee hee
Now that's funny.
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:47, archived)
# IIIIII WILL EAT YOUR BRREEEEEEAAAAAAAD!

etc.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:48, archived)
# IIIII WILL EEEEAT YOUR BREAAAAAAAAD!
(DeadGoon autopilot, no control, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:47, archived)
# hot damn
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:48, archived)
# I will be having nightmares.
This is scary.

Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:53, archived)
# i love this :)
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Come to Daffy?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:09, archived)
# haha!
this pleases me
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:15, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Good Evening.
I've been doodling and thought I'd share my biker with you.

(Cock Tuesday Cock Tuesday!, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Why has mario shaved his moustache and put on a medieval helmet?
What does this have to do with bikes?

Are you a bike?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:34, archived)
# :( why won't you answer my questions?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:36, archived)
# I thought you were being unpleasant.
(Cock Tuesday Cock Tuesday!, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Oh
Is that how I come across?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:39, archived)
# I came across your MUM
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:41, archived)
# happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:42, archived)
# ^ what they said
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:43, archived)
# happy burning the pier with a candle day!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:47, archived)
# unpheasant?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:43, archived)
# unseagull
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:44, archived)
# unonion?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Bulgy Mickey Mouse pance
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:34, archived)
# BIKER BIKER BIKER OWEL!
TJ : levitation cat will destroy us all
farm1.static.flickr.com/35/102947022_03563e4be2_o.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:35, archived)
# kill it with
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpcUxwpOQ_A
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:36, archived)
# this is 60 thosand million types of woo!
(my hair looks like that about right now what but not red/ginger)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:38, archived)
# i fucking love it!
haha i've got a mate with ginger spikey hair... you can guess his nickname
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:40, archived)
# mmmmanamamanana!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynjIoymWHvU&NR=1 do do do do do
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:46, archived)
# yes!
i love this too
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:47, archived)
# What a silly cat
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:43, archived)
# noice biker
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:38, archived)
# wtf? who let a girl on the internet!
Whada we do? Whada we do? Whada we do?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Watch and learn...
*puts on top hat*
Evening ma'am
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Evening
(Cock Tuesday Cock Tuesday!, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:42, archived)
# *copies*
*dons Stovepipe hat*
Good evening!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:44, archived)
# Now you're getting it.
But next time, bring a bow tie.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:46, archived)
# i actually have one in the desk right here
i've got two infact, do you want to borrow one?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:47, archived)
# I'll trade one for my spare cane
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:50, archived)
# alright then, now all we need is some monocles and ladies of the interwebs shall be ours!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Awesome.
This still counts as naked though, right?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:56, archived)
# provided it's all we wear? yes
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Erm..
I know what I usually do to the girls on the internet......
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:41, archived)
# send nude pictures of your self?
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Aren't you nude on the internet? i thought everyone was!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:43, archived)
# I have open balcony doors and many flats overlooking me,
of course I'm naked.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:45, archived)
# phew! i thought everyone had started wearing clothes online.
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:48, archived)
# you can wear clothes on the internet?
are you sure?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:53, archived)
# i'm hoping not!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:55, archived)
# I've reached the next level
sending random pieces of basalt
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:43, archived)
# I bet that tastes salty

/ac
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:44, archived)
# You watched a red dot for 3 hours
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:45, archived)
# What's the name of that spunk lake?

/ac
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:47, archived)
# how do I disctinct!
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:48, archived)
# I've had it with these talking cocks.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:52, archived)
# what if she's a granite girl?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:45, archived)
# tough shit on the fickle thing
is my respone :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:46, archived)
# HE LOVES BIKES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:45, archived)
# have my doodles
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:48, archived)
# you make even wiggly lines look good
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:49, archived)
# Reminds me of Alan from Modern Toss.
Very nice doodle art.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:54, archived)
# yeah as soon as i started it i thought 'modern toss'
which put me off really
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:01, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:01, archived)
# nice doodling
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:56, archived)
# Wow, Finally
I've met someone else who shares an interest in bikes!
(DudeSimpson I Didn't Help Save b3ta!, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Because he is a poo face



(though for some reason this picture reminds me of James Woods)
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:33, archived)
# shopped pictures only please
:D
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Damn
Shopped pictures only please..

Actually......kill it! Kill it with Sporks!
(Spluff McDuff You Love It. You Slag!, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:35, archived)
# i like the way he tries to eat his tie when he breathes in
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:35, archived)
# If I ever get the opportunity
im gonna whack him so hard around the back of the head that his glass eye pops out.
Then I'm gonna pinch it, run off and stick it on e-bay.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Sweet jesus
that's scary

and woo!
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Gordon Jagger.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:41, archived)
# hahahah
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Portillo?
Surely?
(psd eats stuff. Often., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:53, archived)
[challenge entry] ?

??
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:28, archived)
# this hammock chafes
howdy sir :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Nings
& helloes
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:31, archived)
# TOILET DUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Haha
you win ice cream*

*well you would if I hadn't just eaten it all
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:32, archived)
# :( you got my hopes up then
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:32, archived)
# sod the ducks
there is a major thunder storm going on.

I am in south Oxfordshire at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Apparently the building site next to my girlfriend's flat has been hit by lightning.
It's still lovely up here in Sheffield at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:31, archived)
# is she making a monster
and was disappointed that the lightning hit the wrong building
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:33, archived)
# She'll have to make do without a servant for another day
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Hmmm
Sheffield Eh?
(DudeSimpson I Didn't Help Save b3ta!, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Ooooh
I like them...
we're supposed to be getting some later :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:32, archived)
# I HAD HAILSTONES IN WALES
AND A BUCKET FULL OF WATER THEN IT STOPPED :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Where is this storm of which you speak?
It isn't in doncaster, which is a bugger as it is 30C in my living room right now.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:34, archived)
# henley on thames
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Is that on the river thames?
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Same here. Though I am acting as the radiator after a 12 mile bike ride
as a slightly overweight, beer-swilling bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:07, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:30, archived)
# First, you need to compo it.
Last, it's bloody woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Thankee muchly
I shall indeed
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Hello you.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:00, archived)
# where the shuddering fuck has that duck been?
the front end?
or the back end?

Place your votes now!

woo and O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:31, archived)
# He had been in both,
he is a total slut.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:34, archived)
# i don't understand
but i like
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Lookit, it even has wings and and absorbing layer and everything!

evening sah
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:34, archived)
# just don't do a schindler's list colour add to it, ok?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:13, archived)
# Toilet duck?
Woo.
Damn too late!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:34, archived)
# At first i thought she was on the bog,
but then i thought 'hmm, no basin?'.
Clearly she's having a good ole sesh with a mechanical manhood. Filth.


WOO.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Oooooh!
She's in for a fluffy surprise!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Baglady, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:36, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:45, archived)
# hahaha
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:46, archived)
# CHICKENPANTS!
O_O
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:49, archived)
# Is She Just Sat On A Settee With Her Knickers Down?
It's An Odd Toilet
(DudeSimpson I Didn't Help Save b3ta!, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Two things, Barry Berndes.
Been trying to get back into drawing after a hiatus of a couple of months. So I drew Silrathus the demon, having dispatched a n00b demon-slayer.

CFB (200kb)

And here's some graffiti I found at the abandoned motorway junction at Tipner.

CFReadable (95kb)

'Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:08, archived)
# What is the story behind the top image?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:09, archived)
# As in why did I want to draw it, or as in what's going on in it?
If the latter: the demon's just killed some demon-slayer/paladin type, and that's the dude's sword, shield and helm strewn around. The demon's playing with the man's skull.

If the former: I just like demons.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:11, archived)
# What was the demon slayer's name?
tell us more about him.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Shoefingers.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:14, archived)
# ahhh
fair enough.

It's good that, I like your Demon. But you know me, not quick with the compliments.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:16, archived)
# He's a Man...the Maaaaan with the Hush Puppies Touch....
hallo petal. Board hugs et cetera :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Pfft.
'Lo.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:27, archived)
# mind you if he touches puppies and
tells them to Hush, he must be a puppiophile
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:29, archived)
# I was wondering when you'd post here again.
I'd beef up the outlines around the legs/tail. It looks a little busy around that area now. Other than that, spot on.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Ttssattsr, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:10, archived)
# Oo, tips. Thank you very much!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:12, archived)
# I always wonder if giving out suggestions here is the right thing to do
it's B3ta after all and not drawingtips.com

I personally never bother polishinjg the edges of things that I post here and enjoy the fact that it's about the idea or the joke not the execution which is obviously the reverse in my day job (.... as an executioner)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:17, archived)
# I'm happy to get criticism
and I usually give it if I have something useful to say. If the other person doesn't like it they don't have to heed my words.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:17, archived)
# I don't really care if I should or shouldn't 'give out suggestions'.
Because I'm going to.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Ttssattsr, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:19, archived)
# what if the other person had done their very best and spent ages on it?
you'd crush their spirit and make them cry bitter, bitter tears of failure
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Or alternatively, they'll say
'cor, that's a useful tip for making my things even better, thanks'.
Tips are normally taken the right way here, I'm always happy to receive them.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:23, archived)
# indeed, I just wonder if its what people are expecting here
in a place of actual artistic display yes, but B3ta's just about fucking about I thought
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Yeah, I've never really done anything serious here.
But still, even though it's just pissing about, I want my shops to be half decent.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:26, archived)
# There's a different between criticism and a helping pointer. I'd be happy that someone took the time out to suggest a change, rather than getting a 'woo' or some tiresome, and meaningless, shit like that.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Ttssattsr, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:23, archived)
# true
but pointless woos are often the way here.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:25, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:42, archived)
# ^this^
woo
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:46, archived)
# FP THIS NOW!!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Lol
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:48, archived)
# I'd understand having a crushed spirit if you'd received a tirade of abuse,
but if you're going to cry over legit criticism you shouldn't be posting your work online.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:26, archived)
# true
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:27, archived)
# BONUS

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:27, archived)
# I don't like the attitude of
LOOK AT MY POST, I AM AWESOME, ALL SHALL BOW TO ME.

I'd assume most people post things for the enjoyment of others, and if there is constructive criticism then I'm sure it's appreciated.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:21, archived)
# But if someone posts a joke (as is usually the way of B3ta) for the enjoyment of others
its a bit off to say, that would be funnier if....


(I have no idea where I'm going with this, just making observations about B3ta and its ways)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Humour isn't really something that can be improved upon in the same way as technique
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:24, archived)
# I disagree
but wouldn't tell someone they aren't as funny as they can be as it crushes what they have done which is horrible (especially as all humour is subjective).
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:26, archived)
# I'm sure it can be improved upon,
but not as simply or as obviously as 'shopping technique.
Also, as you say it's more objective, so you can say 'if you add this it'll be smoother/more realistic' or whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:29, archived)
# but if the person wanted their "art"
to look the way it does and was simply posting it here in the hope that it made someone smile.......
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:47, archived)
# I can't imagine there being a problem with someone saying
'this is very good, but here's a technique you might want to try to make it better'
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:49, archived)
# You'd think so
I suggested mofaha try doing something other than vectoring images on the net and got a torrent of abuse for my troubles.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:23, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Fail.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Ttssattsr, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Fail?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:35, archived)
# this is why my posts are obviously shite
thuis saving anyone the need to point out the bleeding obviousl

It's saving on carbon emissions with al lthe time people aren't spending on debating a moot point using ELECTRIC

(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:28, archived)
# actually as a general thing, that attitude on the internet pisses me off
"LOOK I'M DOING THIS! SO I DESERVE REWARD"!

haha, life's shit

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Can I ask, in your 3D stuff, how do you get the celebrity head textures to look so good?
Whenever I try it looks shit...
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:22, archived)
# which ones?
they're all massively low res and splodgy if you ask me
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:23, archived)
# At least they look like real heads
Mine look like someone has just blown up a balloon with a celebrity's face on it.
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:24, archived)
# this made me livingroom lol
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:27, archived)
# nice drawing
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:11, archived)
# silrathus reminds me of the hobgoblin in the hobgoblin adverts
www.wychwood.co.uk/new_images/art_lagerboy_whatsthematter_800x.jpg

but with less chin, obviously

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:14, archived)
# There's a railing opposite the bus stop I used to get home.
Someone scrawled "PAKIS ARE SCUM" on it, which someone modified to say "CAKES ARE SCRUMMY"

I thought it was amusing...
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:14, archived)
# That is wonderful.
But how do you change a P to a C?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Well the original message was written in tippex
Someone just scrawled over the P with one of those gold pen thingies

(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:21, archived)
# that's fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:17, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:20, archived)
# I like your demon drawings
this one included

/edit: I've always liked clear-lined drawings with lots of detail. And also demons.

also, I can tell from a fairly reliable source that 'roy is a fart' means 'I love you' in Dutch
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:18, archived)
# For rizzy?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Not really, no.
If you mean the translation bit, that is ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Waa. I wanted it to be true.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:27, archived)
# I thought it meant "I regret driving"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:20, archived)
# I regret drivelling
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:20, archived)
# IK HOU VAN JE.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Ttssattsr, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Same here, schnookums
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:21, archived)
# gigglesnort
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Ttssattsr, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:29, archived)
# IK BEN DE KAAS
is the only Dutch I know. That and 'opblaaskrokodil'.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Enlighten me.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Ttssattsr, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Ik ben de kaas is I am the cheese.
I went through a phase of trying to learn 'I am the cheese' in as many languages as possible.

Opblaaskrokodil is inflatable crocodile.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:31, archived)
#
ik ben tonijn (i always spell that wrong)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Looks fine to me
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:46, archived)
# we are having major thunder storm here
it is ace
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:28, archived)
# another Beatles hit with a new cover
heyjude
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:55, archived)
# RACIST!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Shoefingers
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Sh Sh Shoefingers
dopy dopy doo
sh sh shoefingers
dopy dopy doo

www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdOy4fAVjtQ
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:05, archived)
# Shoefingers, I don't understand.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:05, archived)
# I will be using that every time I don't understand something
I'm bored of Ris
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:06, archived)
# rarwl!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:12, archived)
# shoefingers?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:13, archived)
# *slaps forehead*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpcUxwpOQ_A
(MAKING THIS THREAD A BETTER PLACE)
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:19, archived)
# how lovelys ^^,
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Cunt
Why is it that all your posts are racist/BNP/NF related?

Cunt.
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:19, archived)
# thats what he is
and thats all he can think about
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:22, archived)
# What an excitable fellow you seem to be.
Perhaps you should calm down.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Fuck off,
you smeg-munching wankspoon
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:25, archived)
# he's like a persistant case of the crabs
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Racist fuckwit crabs
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:30, archived)
# yep
definatly
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:33, archived)
# WE'RE AMERICANS!
(resistanceisfutile, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Shoefingers, I don't understand.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:44, archived)
# Shoefingers, I don't understand.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Ttssattsr, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Shoefingers, I don't understand.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:46, archived)
# Ris?
I don't get it?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:47, archived)
# Understand, I don't Shoefingers
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:49, archived)
# Shoefingers, I don't understand.
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:47, archived)
# Shoefingers, I don't understand.
OMG Peer Pressure
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:47, archived)
# Shoefingers, I don't understand.
(I helped save b3ta! Grinned2Death knows what Willis was talking about, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:48, archived)
# Shoefingers, I don't understand.
is that like Greenfinger, the 80's TV program

even DLT doesn't understand

(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:48, archived)
# Hahahahahaha! Shoefingers!






Erm, no. I don't understand.
(I helped save b3ta! S tr app y, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:48, archived)
# Shoefingers, I don't understand.
(I helped save b3ta! Jonnee generic comment, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:48, archived)
# Fuck you all
You can't take my 'Ris!'!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:49, archived)
# That's sooo last week, honey.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:50, archived)
# Three years at the top!!!!
No-one will defeat me!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:51, archived)
# That's what Hitler said, you fascist
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Your ris is weak, old man
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:52, archived)
# One day you will hear someone in 'real life' say it...
And not a b3tan/ard.
Mark my words.
The intarwebs is a big place.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Only because you've made them.
Oh, I came into work today to find our lab had been flooded. Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:58, archived)
# I went to the seaside today.
There was water there too!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Probably slightly more than was on my equipment.
Also, very nice. Lucky bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:01, archived)
# saucy!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:02, archived)
# My equipment made a man scream last week.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Oooooooooh Viennaaaaah!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:54, archived)
# In your dreams!!!!

Edit:
b3ta search says....


Now search for 'Ris?'
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:56, archived)
# LIES
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:10, archived)
# even google knows!!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:14, archived)
# I get http://www.revivingtheislamicspirit.com/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Mstandot is a muslim spy!
Burn his shop!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Durka Durka!!
....erm I mean.....Jolly bad show old chap!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:33, archived)
# I don't finger shoes.
Understand?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:49, archived)
# I don't understand shoefingers.
is this on the popular page yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:50, archived)
# dnatsrednu t'nod i sregnifseohs
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Oops.
:)

I didn't even mean it like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:54, archived)
# it took me ages to work it out backwards ^^,
TOTALLY WORTH IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:55, archived)
# I like "t'nod"
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:58, archived)
# possible name for my first child!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:02, archived)
# No, you'll call your first child Ttssattsr. WONT YOU. >:(
Edit: I love how you never deleted my addition to your profile.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Ttssattsr, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:03, archived)
# ttssattsr would be great for his first day at school
confuse the shit out of the teacher reading the register for the first time.
why would i delete it? i clearly want your man babies.
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:06, archived)
# OH SWEET.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Ttssattsr, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:06, archived)
# I'll fight you
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:08, archived)
# why don't we both have them and then fight the babies!
that would be much more amusing!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:12, archived)
# I've totally scored.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Ttssattsr, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:14, archived)
# Hahaha, Americans!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Shoefingers, I don' la t capisce.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:56, archived)
# RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:04, archived)
# I don't understand shoefingers.
and I've come all the way from /talk to tell you this
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Welcome!
*pours tea from flask*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:14, archived)
# And I have been insulted on the talkboard with the word shoefingers
I don't get it either
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:16, archived)
# You brought it upon yourself, didn't you.
What did we learn last week?

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:18, archived)
# no, really, don't make me welcome here
I've already offended half of b3ta, best keep one board in blissful ignorance
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Aww go the full hog
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:21, archived)
# a member for 5 years, 4 months and 25 days
has posted 388 messages on the main board
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Whassamatter....CHICKEN?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:23, archived)
# au contraire
I'm a massive /talk cunt, you lot really wouldn't appreciate me

except for gronkpan, he understands me :((
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Awwww

I understand gronkpan...I think
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:50, archived)
# Why am I looking at your shoefingers?
I don't understand them.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:26, archived)
# SHOEFINGERS?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:44, archived)
# Fucking hell, can anyone else see it ?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:34, archived)
# Silly Simon,
being burnt to a crisp shouldn't be a hobby!!



Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:36, archived)
# He lahvs it the slahhg
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:38, archived)
# Fuck me.
Subtly Brilliant.
(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:36, archived)
# :D thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:44, archived)
# subtle?
are ye' fookin' blind like?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:00, archived)
# I think it's my monitor
...the Gamma or summat.

Anyhow, I had to highlight the picture to see anything.
(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:01, archived)
# this is very 'The mummy' isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:38, archived)
# Are you mine?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:44, archived)
# for £40 an hour i'll be anyone you want :P
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:49, archived)
# *checks wallet*
:D !
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:50, archived)
# That took a few minutes.
pffft!!
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:38, archived)
# I wondered how long it might take
Since I obviously know it's there :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:45, archived)
# I would hope you know it's there!
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:59, archived)
# I didn't see the eyes at first
So I though it was that Ghostbusters Slimer thingy
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:39, archived)
# Well, close enough
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Crap, that's frightening.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:39, archived)
# My crap is usually just engrossing
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:39, archived)
#
en
ing

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:46, archived)
# shaken, not stirred
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:52, archived)
# :D innit
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Hahaha - excellent *clicks*
Simon-super-Mare!
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:50, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:01, archived)
# EMthreeeeeeeeeeeeee!
how are you old bean?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:24, archived)
# clever
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:31, archived)
# needs more quo
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:01, archived)
# her days were numbered...
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:26, archived)
# Hehehe
Can someone pearoast Polish Countdown? I loved that one :D
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:26, archived)
# *spider sense is tingling*

... And almost immediately he's gone again into the night
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:33, archived)
# hahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:13, archived)
# hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:29, archived)
#
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Ttssattsr, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:27, archived)
# Gaywad Smellytits D:
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:29, archived)
# You need to inform your family of your name change. :)
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Ttssattsr, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:30, archived)
# Grandma Betty would probably think they are just strange foreign names I have come across ^_^
Dad would probably suggest that I add "Bellend".
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:35, archived)
# But that wouldn't fit into SMEGSH at all.
Silly, Dad.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Ttssattsr, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:37, archived)
# I know, right.
Jeeeeeez.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:40, archived)
# I've got a four.
 
(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:33, archived)
# 'Sear', right?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Ttssattsr, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:34, archived)
# EARS
I've got ears :)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:35, archived)
# How's the nose though?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Ttssattsr, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Partly all peely, sore and ick.
Partly INCREDIBLEY shiny, 'cause it's all new skin. It's like it's having a chemical peel ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:46, archived)
# Remind me never to touch you.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Ttssattsr, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:48, archived)
# o_o
My nose will be more normal soon, I promise...

*hopes*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:49, archived)
# I just don't know anymore.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Ttssattsr, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:52, archived)
# UNDER A PALE GREY SKY WE SHALL ARSE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:38, archived)
# HAHA WHAT.
IT'S ARSE WHEN BIRDS FALL FROM THE SKY.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Ttssattsr, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:40, archived)
# I am not concerned that you have fallen, I am concerned that you ARSE.
?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:43, archived)
# ARSE Sir Gallahad.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:44, archived)
# :D
The proof of evolution lies in those adaptations that ARSE from improbable foundations.

(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:48, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:31, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
C-ER-LICK
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:33, archived)
# :D
countdown's finest ever moment:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0Yds_GijJg
(jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:34, archived)
# hahaha love that
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:35, archived)
# I beg to differ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9X1cKMKcHmg
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:35, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:09, archived)
[challenge entry] James Van Der Beak as Dawson Leery
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:20, archived)
# Seamless!
/Old SKool
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:21, archived)
# Only the Iranians can match my Photoshop skills!
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:25, archived)
# he looks like john trevoratolaor!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:24, archived)
# Jigglypuff, bitches
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:07, archived)
# That leg looks ace.
I really like this, a lot.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:09, archived)
# Thank you :)
I've made a few sort-of in this style recently.
Some of them are here
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:11, archived)
# Corrr, pretty ^_^
Where do you find your sources?

Also: though I've said it before, you really have the skills.



(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:17, archived)
# I found her on Google Images
but it was an unrelated search. I think I was searching for placards or signboards or something.
In the source pic her sign reads "I'M EVIL"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:20, archived)
# Hahaha!
The words "I'M EVIL"... Jigglypuff...

YEAH THOSE ARE THE SAME :D

Do you just sorta wait for an image to leap out at you then do arts on it?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:23, archived)
# Pretty much.
I use flickr leech/ a lot, but I've gotten back into using google images recently.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:25, archived)
# I find google images quite educational sometimes, so it's nice :)
On an unrelated whinge note: OMG I WANT MY SENSE OF SMELL BACK ALREADY, BLOODY COLD O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:33, archived)
# *rapturous applause*
*standing ovation*
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:20, archived)
# I love that picture and I love you
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:22, archived)
# Jigglypuff, bitches
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:22, archived)
#
coloring

applying several filters, changing the colour and pasting a fucking pokemon, then presenting it as the next michaelangelo

fuck off mohafa
(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:22, archived)
# Uhhhh?
Also: it's "mofaha" not "mohafa".

(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:28, archived)
# I don't really think Rathen cares.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Ttssattsr, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:31, archived)
# Rathen's meeeean.
Hmph.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:36, archived)
# Just had a look at his profile,
judging from his picture, you might be right! :o
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:53, archived)
# STOPPIT
IS NOT YOURS
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:24, archived)
# Colour is spelt wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:25, archived)
# Ahem.
+ly

(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:26, archived)
# Your fp is fucking great
I hadn't seen it before.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:27, archived)
# What, the evolution one?
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:38, archived)
# Yeah
I don't think I saw when it was posted.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:42, archived)
# haha! more semi-naked pokémon trainers plz!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:34, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:44, archived)
[challenge entry] You di'n't see nuthin'.... *Quack*


Shirley Bindun
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 19:55, archived)
# pffffttt.....
Q U A C K !
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 19:56, archived)
# cheeky bastard...
woo to this
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 19:58, archived)
# firebeak!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:01, archived)
# yeah, at least seven times
but not to worry
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:53, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 19:45, archived)
# aah, duck hitting twin towers
let me count the ways....
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 19:47, archived)
# my eyes are sore
not because of this they just are
(The_Queen_Is_Dead Scooter Is A Blonde Haired Fuck-monkey, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 19:47, archived)
# Oops, sorry, I forgot my keys...

erm, I'll be going now!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 19:25, archived)
# hahaha
Fresh out the oven motherfucker just didn't know how to act.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 19:27, archived)
# HAHAH
"You ain't seen nothing, right?"
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 19:29, archived)
# haha, what
*cleek*

edit: that one in the middle must be in a "LOT OF PAIN"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

:(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 19:32, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 19:20, archived)
# Finally, b3ta is turning out some decent wanking material.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 19:21, archived)
# I...........totally.......agREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 19:22, archived)
# So THAT'S why they make those silly-big ones!
Tee hee! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 19:26, archived)
# flag
a hot swiss duck at least
(otscho from heaven, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 19:30, archived)
# Congrats on not being a dirty newbie tomorrow!
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 19:37, archived)
# My old school had a special toilet for a student who can barely use his arms or legs, hence being in a motorised wheel chair.
It has a harness to hoist him out the wheelchair and onto the toilet. How undignified would it be for it to stall half way between the toilet and the chair? Dangling there with your cock hanging out, maybe do a little poo...
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 19:32, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 19:42, archived)
# Cor.
This thread can't get any sexier.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 19:53, archived)
# ".......student who can barely use his arms or legs......."
athletics scholarship was it?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 19:57, archived)
# His facebook lists his hobbies as Rock Climbing :)
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:01, archived)
# double pffttt.....
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:14, archived)
# GMOS?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:17, archived)
# Bindun probably


Click for bigger (134KB)
(Hughjelly Gay, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 19:19, archived)
# im sorry but.....
There's an Aussie battler and he's everybody's chum
He's been around a hundred years bringing happiness and fun
But now it's time to ask ourselves is there a reason why
Why won't Rolf Harris just fuck off and die?

Chorus
Oh! Why won't Rolf Harris just fuck off and die?
If you know then tell me coz I don't know why
We've had enough of wobble boards and Jake the fucking peg
He must be a hundred and one by now why aint the fucker dead?

You can travel right around the world, no matter where you go
The four-eyed little bastard’s there with another pissy show
He’s got stupid bloody glasses and silly bloody hair
And the thing I hate about him most, he’s every-fucking where
With his Buddy Holly glasses and ridiculous wobble board
I’ve watched for five hundred years and now I’m fucking bored
With his splashing paint around the joint, three bloody legs
To put up with you Rolf, you prick; I need to drink three kegs

One good thing about you Rolf, when your voice gets hoarse and rough
You can still rub painted pictures and all that fucking stuff
Yes you’re better than Van Gogh, that’s what I bloody said
But instead of lopping just one ear cut off your fucking head
And you’re always going, humph, huh, humph, huh, humph, huh
You make me fucking sick
Why don’t you pull your foreskin over your head and vanish down your dick

Oh! You’re always hopping round the stage with that third fucking leg
Singing about a bloke named Jake who’s got an extra leg
I can really help you Rolf, though I’m not one to stop
But I’d like to get my chainsaw out and cut the fucker off
There’s a stairway to heaven you turned into a hit
You should just climb the stairs you aggravating little shit
There’s two little boys with only one fucking horse
And I’ll tie that kangaroo down on the barbeque of course

Led Zeppelin, Freddy Mercury and Mick Jagger too are all thinking
Holy fuck what are we going to do?
His wobble board gets on our nerves he’s really bloody weird
and he looks like Buddy Holly with a great big fucking beard!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:06, archived)
# Vanish down your dick?
I like Rolf, ashully.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:10, archived)
# on behalf of australian's everywhere
you can fuckin have him!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:15, archived)
[challenge entry] CARNAGE!

An accident? I think not..
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 19:04, archived)
# CANARD!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 19:05, archived)
# its just a same it wasn't the town that went up
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 19:06, archived)
# CRY HAVOK
and let slip the ducks of war.


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Don't Click For Biggererer. It Wont Do Anything
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 19:08, archived)
# Cheeky Duck Pea :)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 19:10, archived)
# Instant Click
I love that.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 19:11, archived)
# genie arse!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:49, archived)
# OMG 10/11
(NERDYLURKER is attempting to divide by zero, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 19:37, archived)
# yes we've seen them
they are very good
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 20:07, archived)
# *Hint Detector Peaks*
Sorry, Same thing happens all the time. I dont get an idea for shoppage until 2am then I spend an hour making whatever it is i've thought of, post it, then nobody sees it coz i'm the only one still awake. Hence the peas.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:08, archived)
# somebody should make a picture of j.g ballard the famous author
with a ducks face. the picture should be called "j.g mallard"

you would get a front page with that
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 19:12, archived)
# FP THIS NOW
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 19:12, archived)
# otis!
(discodaz *generic witty comment*, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 18:44, archived)
# looks nothing like an aardvark???
Woo ;)
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 18:45, archived)
# putting on lipstick?
he's got it all over his face as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 18:45, archived)
# pint of mind piss please barkeep
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 18:46, archived)
# I'm officially boycotting the term 'mind piss'.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Ttssattsr, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 18:49, archived)
# Good.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 19:06, archived)
# I'm officially boycotting the term 'mind piss'.
oh bugger
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 18:50, archived)
# Stop that.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Ttssattsr, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 18:50, archived)
# sorry
:(
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 18:51, archived)
# oops
yeh, does look a bit dubious.
"deceased soul singer drools over dildo"shock!!!
(discodaz *generic witty comment*, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 18:47, archived)
# Hahaha well spotted
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 18:58, archived)
# applying his lippy?
loving the colours
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 18:45, archived)
# Is he
smearing pink lipstick over his face?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 18:46, archived)
# or is it a CDC?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 18:59, archived)
# Fucking brilliant
I love these
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 18:48, archived)
# YES. :D
love this
(The_Queen_Is_Dead Scooter Is A Blonde Haired Fuck-monkey, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 18:49, archived)

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