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Wagon?....

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:21, archived)

wagon?

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:22, archived)

wagon.

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Frumbert has no sig, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:35, archived)

crikey!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:37, archived)

http://www.b3ta.com/board/8708571

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SiX and his hat, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:25, archived)

but with added terrorism.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:27, archived)

All bandwaggons are shite.

isn't that what it says?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:32, archived)

That's just Rob being a nob.

A carefuuly controlled one, with a decent source cand be brilliant.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:34, archived)

^this

I love a good bandwagon, me.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:37, archived)

Oh yes I love the fifty foot women source. Superb.

Who is this twat anyway?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:39, archived)

Some politician.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:40, archived)

i've heard of those

what do *they* do?

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Frumbert has no sig, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:41, archived)

Mess the country up.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:46, archived)

no well, that was shit

however the american gothic one was good

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:40, archived)

Just a moment I am sipping lime cordial

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:41, archived)

Smug bastard

him, not you ;)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:33, archived)

He has Beadle-arm!!!

But woo.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:34, archived)

he has a weird wizened spastic hand

I have the horn

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:35, archived)

Meh!

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Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:34, archived)

Wow Boris. Now that's what I call a marble ! ! !

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:15, archived)

Look at the size of that thing!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:17, archived)

That's no marble....

Woo

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:21, archived)

spinny time!

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Frumbert has no sig, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:10, archived)

When's she going to stop and do a sick?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:11, archived)

she doesn't need to

i have got all dizzy and done one on her behalf.
She may also have brought on a migraine.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:14, archived)

You poor petal

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:16, archived)

I never used to get them till I moved to England

now I get them every couple of months. Well, maybe three or four good ones a year.

I blame England. Bastard country.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:18, archived)

Where are you from?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:18, archived)

Scotland

God's own country^TM

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:20, archived)

What are you doing down here?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:22, archived)

mr b3th

though not as frequently as I used to.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:23, archived)

I want to go visiting Scotland

but for the sake of Scottish lads, I shan't. Poor dears.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:24, archived)

\o/

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:23, archived)

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:24, archived)

not long, it turns out

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Frumbert has no sig, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:17, archived)

*pixelvoms*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:18, archived)

LIGHTNING VOMIT

there was some forked lightning last night. I watched with glee through the big window.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:18, archived)

When is she going to stop and do me?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:14, archived)

that is really making me dizzy......

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:15, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:16, archived)

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XLVII .uk, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:38, archived)

KIKOKEN!

YATTA!

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:09, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:34, archived)

Look at him

He knows exactly what is going on behind him, and he loves it

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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:36, archived)

He's saving him for later.

The flesh of the young revives him.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:36, archived)

ahaha

I loved that Rory Bremner impression of him.. 'Hello, I'm Michael Howard. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you..'

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:53, archived)

Rory's got the leer totally down.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:53, archived)

I like Andy Hamilton's

"I'm not as creepy as I look"

EDIT: here at 4.29

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:58, archived)

Andy Hamilton annoys the hell out of me though

he gets a laugh for just walking up to the microphone and then isn't funny. All the time.

Hugh Dennis as well. Shut up about bloody car insurance. And Showaddywaddy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:00, archived)

andy hamilton is FAB!

I loved Drop the dead donkey, and every time he is on HIGNFY he makes me laugh like a mong.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:03, archived)

I've got myself turned round.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:05, archived)

heh, the way he talks is irritating

nobody can touch Frankie Boyle though

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:03, archived)

I wish I could.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:07, archived)

Warning:

Andy Hamilton and Andy Parsons may not be the same person.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:03, archived)

Heh heh

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:04, archived)

Oh shag it.

Which one's which? Parsons is the dwarfy one, yes?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:04, archived)

parsons is the funny shouty one

hamilton is the hobbit

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:05, archived)

Right

Parsons is the one I believe to be wank.

Hamilton's the dwarfy one.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:06, archived)

Parsons is the bald one of Mock the Week fame.

Hamilton is the hairy one.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:05, archived)

Frankie Boyle though....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:03, archived)

Yes, you and I both would, I wager.

Oh my lord, I'd break the boy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:06, archived)

I think I could break Russell Howard

and I've a jolly good go at Dara O'Briain, though I expect he could take me.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:10, archived)

DARA

Oh my goodness yes.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:11, archived)

And he's all married now

Which is BAD cos I see the ring and think mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:14, archived)

You're like a sex magpie, you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:15, archived)

sex magpies

two for joy

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:16, archived)

Ain't that the truth.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:18, archived)

i love both of them, i have to say

andy hamilton is brilliant, he's like a hobbit.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:05, archived)

CONFUSION.

Playayse. Halp.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:05, archived)

Hahahaha :D

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:36, archived)

oh damn you; office lolled :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:36, archived)

You would have thought Gary Glitter would be keeping a low profile

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Joliet, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:36, archived)

Haha

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:37, archived)

I bet he's got a full-on wogan under that arm

dirty bastard

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:37, archived)

Only smaller

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:38, archived)

morning mrs

how's you and bundle doing?

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:41, archived)

Glad to be home mostly

Too much time spent with interfering in-laws has taken its toll

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:42, archived)

hmmm

I never had one myself, but I imagine everyone wants a piece, and a say in how you should do everything.

You'll probably get on fine now it's just the three of you.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:45, archived)

Yup, especially as she's got the sleeping bit sorted

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:48, archived)

holding her wrong and all that bollocks?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:46, archived)

if she has bollocks

that probably is wrong.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:46, archived)

arf!

wait...
i have bollocks, am i wrong?!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:48, archived)

if you're a man

then yes, more than likely

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:49, archived)

thank you ma'am
;)

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:51, archived)

'Lord be praised it's a miracle, a boy without a winkle'

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:48, archived)

My dear! *hug*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:50, archived)

Allo Cap :)

How's buccaneering?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:52, archived)

It goes well

how are my favourite 2 and a bit garden wall attachments?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:53, archived)

Fabulous

She's asleep, he's sorting the fish tank and I have chocolate :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:57, archived)

Wonderous!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:59, archived)

Best piece of advice I had beforehand

'You worry about feeding baby and sleeping, get him to sort everything else' - now THAT is advice I can take

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:01, archived)

I shall forewarn the wife

who is almost as broody as I am since we visited our friends and their little chap.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:02, archived)

Awwwwwwwww :)

LOVE men being broody!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:03, archived)

:D it is terribly cute.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:08, archived)

Nope

She came round to ours last week and started throwing things away. MY things.

Then we went up to theirs (had to, it's free and we had a wedding to go to) and she just wouldn't stop. If I said that rocking the pram wouldn't soothe her, MIL would do it anyway to prove me wrong (and fail). I'd just got her settled when MIL took all the blankets off her and said 'there, you have a good kick' - she won't settle if she can kick. Within 30 seconds she was screaming her lungs out...

/rant

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:51, archived)

I think I'd have had a good kick

at the MiL.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:52, archived)

I threw a hormonal hissy fit

And we left a day early. I may end up falling out with all of Mr Trellis' family before the end of the month. MiL and BiL already sorted, let's start on the FiL and SiL....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:54, archived)

would've been great if you'd tied a strap-on to the baby before your MIL took the blankets off

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:53, archived)

*makes mental note for next time*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:58, archived)

bloody interfering know it alls.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:53, archived)

Oi!

Missed it down there V - what's this 'not coming to Derby' nonsense?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:00, archived)

the missus got the boot from barclays so we're a bit short of cash at the mo

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:03, archived)

Oh noes!

Sorry to hear that, really. Mr Trellis is now entering his fifth month of joblessnessnessness...

How's she sorted for getting something new?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:05, archived)

signed up to loads of agencies and checking the job paper when it's out.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:11, archived)

Well give her a good luck hug from me

Unemployment sucks

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:16, archived)

oh dear

my sis is due tomorrow - my dad plans to interfere like Hitler at Stalingrad

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:48, archived)

If I ever was mad enough to have one

the lsat person I'd want anywhere near the birth is my dad.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:50, archived)

My dad, massive hulking great thing that he is

would cry his little eyes out. Babies and OAP special editions of Blind Date- the only things that make him cry.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:52, archived)

I thought that said 'Barbies'

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:53, archived)

close.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:01, archived)

My dad's been excellent

It's his first grandsprog, he's besotted. Plus he did my epidural for me, which was brilliant :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:53, archived)

so your dad got high whilst you were having your baby?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:58, archived)

hahaha

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:59, archived)

Heh, silly O'Bedlam

There is no part of an epidural which is fun. I made damned sure I got the entonox though!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:08, archived)

hahaha!!

'full on wogan'!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:39, archived)

well I've got one

(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:47, archived)

ouch!

my eye!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:48, archived)

Ha ha.

Oh lordy.

How is everyone today, by the way?

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:37, archived)

bloody marvellous!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:39, archived)

today I have discovered that a tax disc has the same dimensions as a post-it note

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:39, archived)

I think you might need to consider a more sophisticated forgery.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:40, archived)

see, I was thinking how easy to forge they look

Illustrator and a bit of gold leaf - saving of £210

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:46, archived)

well, if you're going down that route

just run a normal A4 through the printer, and cut out the desired shape.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:48, archived)

but I've already measured the size of the perforations

and ordered a perforating machine

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:49, archived)

at a cost of £210?

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:51, archived)

have you got the same model?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:52, archived)

I have the catalogue

you should see the Autowanker^TM on page 48.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:54, archived)

But...

one's a circle,one's a square

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Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:41, archived)

this was my second observation

but their width and length are the same

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:42, archived)

You should write a scientific paper.

There'll be incredulity at first, but once your experiments have been repeated by your peers you'll earn a lot of respect.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:41, archived)

Cream crackered but mother-in-law free

How is your good self?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:41, archived)

Poor

but OK.
Poorok?

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:49, archived)

But, do they really keep the glass clean?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:38, archived)

Michael wears 'Graham' slacks by Delamere, 90% nylon, 9% elastane, 1% hemp

available in taupe and midnight yellow

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:38, archived)

Hahahahaha

midnight yellow?
:D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:39, archived)

pffft!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:39, archived)

heh :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:39, archived)

He loves it :)

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Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:47, archived)

Hahaha

'nings!

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XLVII .uk, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:56, archived)

good morning board :)

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Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:32, archived)

That cart's barely worth it

there's no storage. May as well just get on the horse.

HOWEVER

The anim is totally worth it. You for king of today's morning animations.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:33, archived)

*bows*

thankyou cap'n :)

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Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:34, archived)

Perhaps it's really designed for pony girls.

Talking of which, I'm pretty sure that Kirsty lass off of Location, location, location, location, location is a pony girl at the weekends. I can just see her now, hurumphing around with a bit in her mouth.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:40, archived)

~~girl~~

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:41, archived)

Mmmmm, Kirsty.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:50, archived)

Good morning

PTWANG!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:34, archived)

I had a horse catapult just like that once

but it broke in the end, because I only ever used it on cows

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:35, archived)

the industry can't handle that level of subversion

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:36, archived)

hahahhaha! Horse-apults; the ultimate weapon in the fight against international terrorism!

top stuff!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:35, archived)

Silly lady

now she'll have to get the stable boy to pull her.

Woo!

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Joliet, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:37, archived)

Hmmm

I wonder where that unexpected horse will land.

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electric cocksmoke, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:56, archived)

2
1

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:24, archived)

*claps*

This is brill stuff.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:25, archived)

cheers, its great fun to do these. I love private eyes.

have you ever seen Chinatown?

unfortunately this font, while awesome, doesn't have quotation marks or apostrophes. nightmare

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:29, archived)

I keep meaning to....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:31, archived)

one of the best PI movies ever

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:35, archived)

Noted, my dear.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:35, archived)

Lucky Strike?

It was clearly Marlboro in the first slide :P

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:26, archived)

That's what he's smoking....

obviously

(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:27, archived)

Diamond Pete smokes marlboro. the dame smokes Luckies.

these details are key :D

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:27, archived)

Then sir

I bid you adue *clicks*

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:29, archived)

If you have any more ladies

can one smoke red Gauloises?

They're my favourite when I'm galavanting about the continent.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:30, archived)

if i need another lass, definately

at two paragraphs a day i think this story will be some time in the telling. who knows how many dames will do Diamond Pete wrong?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:34, archived)

*reclines*

You know broads, Pete... we're no good for you.

And now I have 'Chick Habit' in my head. I'm going for a smoke.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:35, archived)

*loves*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:27, archived)

ver' nice

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:27, archived)

I'm liking these

but this is #4 surely?

*EDIT mistook this b3ta.com/board/8708072 for yours!

Must remember to read the user names.

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:28, archived)

nope... there are only 3 so far

*head scratches*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:30, archived)

huh... thats odd. i missed that one :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:48, archived)

this is excellent stuff!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:30, archived)

she's eatin an apple onna string

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Frumbert has no sig, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:31, archived)

I invented Tizer

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dotmund .co.uk, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:33, archived)

tl;dr

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:49, archived)

Ning board!. I made this using paint.net.

which has no smudge tool, clone tool, or infact any of the really useful tools I needed. *downloads gimp*

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NeeNoo, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:09, archived)

Cli-hiiiiiick

very nice. Well, not nice at all, but very woo.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:10, archived)

Major CLICK from me bud.....

I use paint.net as well & yer pissing all over me. How the HELL did you do this?

P.S. The GIMP'S too complicated for me.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:32, archived)

that is very, very creepy....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:13, archived)

Could be worse

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:19, archived)

*bokes*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:20, archived)

He'd like you to sit a while.

Maybe have a martini. No pressure.

The door's locked.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:23, archived)

~~martini~~ bloody mary. also, how is he out in teh daylight?

(

Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:24, archived)

Special glass.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:25, archived)

well if there's free booze involved!

*sits*
*sips*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:28, archived)

AAARRRGGGHHH!!!! Thanks cap' just what I need to see this morning...

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:24, archived)

Imagine being caught in a lift with him.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:25, archived)

jeez, that is going way too far

hehehe

(

Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:27, archived)

stop it, or you'll get me all excited

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:30, archived)

~~lift~~ hot tub

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:30, archived)

DING DING DING DING DING

jackpot!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:31, archived)

I hope the prize is worth the horrific mental images I had to endure.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:35, archived)

I will hug him and stroke him

and we will be best friends

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:14, archived)

it's in my hair!

AAARRGGGH!!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:14, archived)

Well then nice work

If a little AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH for this time of day

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:18, archived)

'ningles trelly!!

*hugs*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:19, archived)

Allo ives!

Sorry we didn't use Ben :(

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:20, archived)

humph.

hurry and make another and call him Ben!!
=D

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:21, archived)

Er, yeah...

Might not be in TOO much of a rush just yet...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:32, archived)

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:41, archived)

Don't get me wrong, another will follow

Just later. MUCH later.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:43, archived)

yay!

i'm afraid i won't be going to the derby bash now so i won't be able to bring baby isobel a nice pressie
=(

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:47, archived)

oh name?

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:22, archived)

Isobel :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:33, archived)

lully name :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:38, archived)

That's what we thought

'Benjamin' just wasn't right

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:40, archived)

*sobs in corner*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:43, archived)

Well I like it

But she'd come to hate me in later years

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:46, archived)

*wipes tears and snot away*

hurrah!
*proudly displays name badge*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:52, archived)

Scottish form of Isabel and it means consecrated to God. :)

bless

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:45, archived)

gimp is all the awesome.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:21, archived)

NosferaToYouToMe...

(

Ninj, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:54, archived)

hahaha!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:55, archived)

hahahaha

ace

(

Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:56, archived)

does 8 incches enough 4 u?

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:06, archived)

OOhh...

plenty!

(

Ninj, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:07, archived)

FUCKing hell

Hola chaps, the meeting actually went alright. My workload's increased by a bit, but at least I won't have to deal with a certain person for much longer.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:09, archived)

have you been getting people sacked again?

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:15, archived)

Nooooooo, I'm lovely.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:22, archived)

yes ma'am!

very lovely!
don't send me trellys dungeon...

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:23, archived)

monsta monsta

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:10, archived)

Granny's Knickers, 2pm at Bumbly Park.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:11, archived)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:13, archived)

hahahahhahaha!

Count Chucklar....

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:14, archived)

i've tried some shading.. i suck at this

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:53, archived)

looks ok to me!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:55, archived)

you've got wood there

(

dotmund .co.uk, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:59, archived)

That's not the colours I wan't to see when I look through a glory hole.

and the shading looks ok to me.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:00, archived)

Simply Red is not really a colour

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:01, archived)

aaaaaand I'm gunna fall from the stars!! straight into your arms aaaaaaand iiiiiiiiiiiiiii

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:02, archived)

feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelyuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh

ah hope yuh compreheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeend

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:03, archived)

toooo many heaaaaaaaaaarts are brooooken

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:07, archived)

response so far has been a little strange

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:07, archived)

is it a mouldy fried egg on a snooker table

as viewed through the deck of the Titanic?

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:00, archived)

It's a mimsy with gangrene as seen through the eyes of Mike Matasau

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:03, archived)

Quick! to the Bat-lunchbox!

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:43, archived)

Robin's face

hahahahahahahahaah

a-ha-mezzing as usual sah!

(Super Oaf Petit filous?, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:44, archived)

Isn't it against copyright

to post stills from The Dark Knight on b3ta?

(

wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:45, archived)

I think its ok, these are just stills from my showreal, from the CG post production I did for them

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:46, archived)

Does Batman there

possess several teats in order to suckle (her?) young?

(

wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:49, archived)

hahahahahaha

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:50, archived)

hahahahaha!

`have it you cunt'

I'm going to use that when I start machine gunning my colleagues later

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:45, archived)

Remember - short bursts are more effective

than full auto.

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:51, archived)

^ this cannot be stressed enough.

(

Aenesis, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:54, archived)

will do

short bursts it is... as the vicar said to the actress

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:56, archived)

Are short busrts more effective than auto fellatio?

I think we should be told.

(

sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:06, archived)

Short birds are more effective at fellatio

they don't have to bend down as much.

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:16, archived)

ha haha

batman as the same lunchbox I had

*glees*

we're mates!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:45, archived)

haha

nomnomnom

I saw The Dark Knight last week and I bit all of my fingernails off

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:46, archived)

it wasn't that bad :D

'ning chap, how's you? tight or loose fit pants today?

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:47, archived)

It was marvellous.. Only thing that bothered me was the fact that although 2 Face only had half a mouth, he spoke without any kind of speech impediment

None - at home waiting delivery of dishwasher and hoping for a cheap porno scenario

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:49, archived)

hahahahahahaah, *ding dong* Hello, Mr Bawls?, could you sign for this

and by sign for this I mean, cover me with oil and take me forcefully.

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:51, archived)

I just hope he remembers to take pics

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:55, archived)

Don't worry, I'll switch on my webcam

Usual IP#

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:57, archived)

Check.

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:04, archived)

HAHAHAHA

dont complain later, when you get bummed by the delivery guy..

(

Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:54, archived)

Well I'm off work so I have a few days to walk it off

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:58, archived)

l n

/obvious strikethrough blog

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:59, archived)

hahaha

walk it off hahahahaha. *flexes buttocks*

(

Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:59, archived)

and by comparison, Christian Bale had no deformity

and spoke like he'd been smoking since he was in the womb

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:05, archived)

This is true - I kept laughing at his "bat voice"

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:08, archived)

haha cunt him in the fuck!!! :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:47, archived)

a sponge! its a sponge! quick batman, its a sponge!

oh fuck it you dim twat

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:48, archived)

it's a towel :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:51, archived)

potato, potahto

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:52, archived)

po-tay-to

please.

(

Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:57, archived)

PO TA TOES

I think you'll find

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:58, archived)

I think you'll find it's

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:06, archived)

hahahaha!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:16, archived)

Don't be ridiculous.

How can a small garden spade be used to dry yourself off after a bath?

(

sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:07, archived)

Hahahaha *WOK* hahahaha

This makes me smile lots :)

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:48, archived)

hahaha!!

*starts kicking collegues crotches to get 'wok' sound*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:49, archived)

it does work

you may need to catch them between the balls though. Keep practicing

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:52, archived)

*grunts*

hold still!!
*kicks*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:54, archived)

Never ever EVER stop doing these

(please) :D

(

fannycradock, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:51, archived)

holy bat-lunchboxes! hahahahha, that's brilliant, that is!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:53, archived)

You must make this into a comic

*clicks*

(

Ninj, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:53, archived)

too much like hard work

I'll stick to just doing fight sequences

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:54, archived)

hahaha!!

this is full of 16 kinds of aceness

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:54, archived)

Score!

Meanwhile:

(

dotmund .co.uk, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:54, archived)

/\click/\

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:03, archived)

haha!

that's great

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:06, archived)

I laughed so hard

I thought I had lung cancer
Have some clicks...Much likey

(

Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:30, archived)

he looks nothing like

adam west.. woo

(

Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:55, archived)

Batman (and others) card models

s189.photobucket.com/albums/z291/trogdoriangrey/papercraft/?start=60

/I know links-------

(

CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:56, archived)

WHAT A RIP OFF OF MINE!!!!

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:57, archived)

Linky

I cant find them on your site

(

CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:07, archived)

I was joking about them being a rip off, but I did do some box men ages ago

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:24, archived)

i remember these

cool stuff

(

Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:27, archived)

The Dalek is spectacular

ly bad.

But Spidey, er, Soupy and Batty look ace.

(

MisterPunch did it that way on, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:34, archived)

Dalek wasn't mine, someone used the Batman template I think

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 18:31, archived)

Now Robin will never get laid...

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:27, archived)

hahaha

this is excellent.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:03, archived)

abominable

(

revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:33, archived)

Love will tear US apart

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:34, archived)

Is today Rape Wednesday?

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:35, archived)

If it's not, I'm going to be ve-ry disappointed

'ning Dixon!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:40, archived)

ning!

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:47, archived)

i've lost control again

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:37, archived)

*dances to the radio*

*epilipsies*

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:39, archived)

*calls martin hamnett*

"we need a new singer"

(

Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:58, archived)

would

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:34, archived)

hahahah, brilliant stuff!

'ningles to you all

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:36, archived)

Is it wrong to think she's quite sexy

in a milf secretary kind of way?

I've said too much...

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:41, archived)

it's not wrong

it's what the GOP are counting on to attract those 'swing' voters...

(

revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:45, archived)

swinging voters?

I wouldn't have thought Republicans would approve of that kind of thing

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:48, archived)

.....I know what you mean

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:52, archived)

*phew*

i thought there was something wrong with me

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:06, archived)

Recognise a sauce pic and win a prize*!

CFB

*May not contain prize

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 8:48, archived)

Is it 'The Haywain'

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 8:52, archived)

Racist.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 8:53, archived)

You what now?

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 8:55, archived)

Yes it does, doesn't it.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 8:56, archived)

Vermeer

Woman with a pearl necklace

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 8:53, archived)

Haha - would.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 8:55, archived)

Is it Wilf Lunn?

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:03, archived)

Hint - I'm an absolute whore.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:05, archived)

Is it Wilf Lunn and you?

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:13, archived)

Hahahaha

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:18, archived)

H.P. (Houses of Parliament)

EDIT: ??

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:03, archived)

Not the HP I'm afraid

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:09, archived)

That thing at the top looks like someone filling up with petrol

the arm and the pumpy thing.

Ning all, shitty bloody meeting in a minute. NNNNNG I HATE MEETINGS. It'd be alright if I got on with everyone there.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:04, archived)

Go in late, with a gun, calmly place it on the table in front of you

Smile sweetly, and say "Now ... go on."

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:05, archived)

I bloody wish.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:06, archived)

morning cap'n

enjoy the meeting
morning board
enjoy your day

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:09, archived)

*doffs tricorner*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:12, archived)

'ning miss

How're you feeling today?

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:09, archived)

FIGHTY

Which is optimum meeting setting. FUCK OFF WITH YOUR REQUESTS AND QUESTIONS, BUMFACES.

Not you. *hug*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:10, archived)

everytime someone says "synergy" or "proactive" let loose a blood curdling scream

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:13, archived)

if I can get a blood vessel to pop in my eye they might take me seriously.

Right, I'm going to go now. You're all sexy and magnificent.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:14, archived)

Hahaha

go get'em

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:13, archived)

ning you pretty thing

looksee
I done got a new series starting

hope your meeting is alright :)

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:10, archived)

seems like a tricky game

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:11, archived)

its harder than playing twister in a black hole

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:30, archived)

This is proper ace.

If there's anything I love, it's noir gumshoe stories.

Oh my, yes. I'm excited now. Rambunctious, even.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:11, archived)

excellent. i'm glad you approve

i need to go the air port and get my lady woman. ta ra. have a fun meeting

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:15, archived)

oh wait. no i'm not. not yet

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:29, archived)

I like that

also reminds me of the Bonzo Dog song

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:21, archived)

which song is that?

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:30, archived)

Gravy

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:08, archived)

Needs more gravy!

*kills self again*

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:09, archived)

(Hairy Midget, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 6:39, archived)

100% fact

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 6:42, archived)

Your grasp of human anatomy

may be flawed......but your reasoning is good!

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 6:45, archived)

science

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 6:51, archived)

magic!

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 6:56, archived)

that's no moon

woo!

(

sock more tea vicar?, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 7:45, archived)

Yes it is!

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 8:52, archived)

I just did a google image search for julie moult to see how it was coming along

and noticed that it's showing every image from people that have "julie moult is an idiot" in their sigs rather than the pictures that say it.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 7:58, archived)

shazam

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 8:33, archived)

Been done,

by Japan, needless to say:

Link

Still woo though!

_{(Disclaimers: I didn't make this, 352 KB, NSFW)}

(Cruising Capacity, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 8:46, archived)

bewbs

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:04, archived)

(.Y.)

Apparently, that is the reason for the evolutionary development of breasts, to mimic the buttocks, which are sexually attractive to males.

(

Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:20, archived)

one has to laugh

don't you guys read the news?
www.theage.com.au/us-election-2008/redneck-palin-boyfriend-joining-republican-convention-20080903-48c8.html

(

deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 5:10, archived)

wut? don't you make me read the news!

edit: third world politics, no thanks. i have election concerns of my own.

'ya fuck with me, i'll kick your ass!' - heh, i love teen testosterone.

also: hello mr. ant!

(

postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 5:11, archived)

I think he meant to say 'fuck your ass'.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 5:32, archived)

i think he meant to say 'kill me know, i'm a useless sack of stupid'.

(

postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 5:34, archived)

SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRTSSSS!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 5:35, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 5:45, archived)

EAT IT, FUCKOS.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 5:47, archived)

SPIKE!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 6:02, archived)

my first svenno.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 6:05, archived)

The second is the one you'll remember.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 6:06, archived)

THE VOICE OF EXPERIENCE HAS WHEEZED.

AND THEN SPAT A GREAT WHEEL OF PHLEGM IN MY EYE.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 6:11, archived)

haha

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 6:18, archived)

HEY WANT TO GO OUT SOMETIME?

I'LL BRING LOTS OF MONEY.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 6:23, archived)

yes.

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 6:52, archived)

also

hello mr. bear. i trust all is well?

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 6:41, archived)

link plz

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 5:18, archived)

in ur alaska, drillin ur oils.

edit: no, I don't..
bit in the arse by myspace, how droll.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 5:24, archived)

for some reason i first thought that said "drillin ur cats"

now some frightful images come to mind

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 5:43, archived)

YOUR NOT RIGHT, MUU

NOT RIGHT AT ALL

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 6:06, archived)

"the man who is a pee factory".

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d d, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 5:31, archived)

what?

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 5:42, archived)

b3ta.com/board/8708162

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d d, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 5:43, archived)

fool do not make him repeat himself.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 5:44, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8708170

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 5:51, archived)

HE IS A PEE FACTORY.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 6:05, archived)

HE MAKES THE PEE INSIDE OF HIM

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 6:07, archived)

PEEF ACTOR.

IN ALL THE GREAT PEEF PRODUCTIONS OF FILM AND STAGE.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 6:12, archived)

gah!

www.thevine.com.au/fashion/articles/owww-my-eyes-16.aspx

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 6:15, archived)

KIWF

NIFO

Sticks, anything! But do it quickly before it's too late.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 6:22, archived)

what the fuck is that? a dr. seuss abortion?

also, they've begun showing 'love you to death' on teevee here again, which is good.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 6:22, archived)

ohhh.. that John Waters show?

we'll probably get that in A COUPLE OF YEARS

ugh, this is a bunch of crap I did not need to know.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jodie_Marsh

I do like this site, though.. not that I know much about fashion, but it's entertaining to peruse.
gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 6:32, archived)

ugh.

"... is an English glamour model and television personality. She has appeared topless in many tabloid newspapers and has appeared on her own reality TV show...."

i know it's not polite, but i will kill it.

edit: yes, the john waters show. i've only caught a little of it, though.

also, my knee hurts. i have to go walk around for a bit.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 6:35, archived)

ah, another talentless waste of genes, i see

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 6:43, archived)

hahaha what a fucking douchebag.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 5:44, archived)

Arf.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 5:45, archived)

although I think her only experience in any kind of position of power being the Mayor of a tiny town may count against her more.

I hope he legs it though :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 7:43, archived)

Would

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 8:54, archived)

nearly midnight sexy time.

click here for larger, sexier and... larger. probably fully safe for work but don't blame me if you get shitcanned - you're probably a horrible slacker anyway. i bet your boss is watching you right now lazing about on b3ta and composing your letter of dismissal as well as conjuring up a way to make your firing as humiliating as possible. frankly, you deserve it. get out of the way of the real workers, people who will dedicate their lives to the company with no amusing thoughts about their autonomy or freedom or 'spare time', whatever the hell that means in this hellish economy.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 4:50, archived)

going down in the fifth.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 4:55, archived)

i gave up on her.

couldn't get the face to match the body any more than it does now for some reason. i think i need a version of photoshop that wasn't made in a year beginning with '1'.

also, i read 'fifth' as 'filth'.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 4:58, archived)

yeah, I hate colour-matching.

but I don't even have photoshop

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 5:05, archived)

you did a better job than i did.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 5:08, archived)

monochrome is so much more forgiving.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 5:24, archived)

true, and i prefer b&w.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 5:26, archived)

I've taken to tinting my greyscale pictures a little.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 5:29, archived)

she's the greatest dancer.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 5:34, archived)

not so!

goddessbennyhill.ytmnd.com/

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 6:00, archived)

haha, christ.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 6:13, archived)

Lies!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 6:14, archived)

lies! more lies!

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 6:29, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 6:44, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 6:46, archived)

richard ashcroft really is losing it ...

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 6:48, archived)

euw!

would not

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Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 8:23, archived)

His nipples exploded in delight.

Now they look like lumps of sagged flesh.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 5:42, archived)

he's an old man. as old as mofaha, it seems.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 5:48, archived)

he probably likes radiohead, too.

he likes to listen to sad sad songs whilst playing with his saggy old nipples.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 6:02, archived)

old man mofaha nipples.

we should all change our names to mofaha variants and freak him out.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 6:14, archived)

rabbit mofaha groomer.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 7:09, archived)

here,

not done yet,

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 3:36, archived)

very nice

don't stop :D

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 3:45, archived)

Where shall I start?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 3:50, archived)

I see faces everywhere

This gets me in the Hallowe'en spirit.

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 4:05, archived)

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 4:13, archived)

GO GO GADGET BRUCE CAMPBELL

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 4:16, archived)

I got the collector's edition of Evil Dead just for his commentary and bonus (hour-long) interview

and I am champing at the bit for the second series of Burn Notice to screen here

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 4:18, archived)

CHAMP CHAMP CHAMP

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 4:18, archived)

Oh fucking sweet.

I should get them all on DVD, I've not seen them for yonks. I don't know which would be my favourite as they're all fucking awesome in their own ways.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 4:27, archived)

I already had it on VHS but WHAT AM I LIKE

haven't got round to listening to the Raimi/Tapert commentary yet but it should be an amusing contrast.

I have also been known to watch all three one after the other..
GROOVY

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 4:52, archived)

this just in

movieblog.ugo.com/index.php/movieblog/more/campbell_talks_evil_dead_4/

does that sound.. FINE.. to you?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 5:28, archived)

I liked The Man With The Screaming Brain

he's seriously the best actor of the last quater of a century.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 4:37, archived)

THAT HAS NOT BEEN RELEASED ON ZONE 4 DVD

FUCK YOU, ANCHOR BAY
I REFUSE TO WATCH MOVIES ON A FUCKING PC

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 4:54, archived)

get yourself a region-free player.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 5:36, archived)

now why would I go and do something so sensible, when I can just bitch about it?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 6:01, archived)

i found a region-free dvd player in the garbage a while ago.

no remote, but it plays fine.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 6:15, archived)

Anchor Bay discs are region free aren't they?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 8:11, archived)

CAN I LIVE IN THE WONKY HOUSE PLS?

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Ttssattsr, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 4:15, archived)

not my wonky house!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmIGr-add88

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 4:34, archived)

Woo.

I look forward to fully done.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 4:31, archived)

that's great. i anticipate the finished work.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 4:53, archived)

That's gorgeous

Tim Burton would be proud. :D

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 5:02, archived)

This looks like a background from the game Wiz n Liz :D

Woo!

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RonnieBint This is no umbrella to take into the wind!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 5:55, archived)

I like this

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:10, archived)

Your mother eats Whiskas in hell!

And to think I have to go to work in 5 hours...

(UncleMikey A wholly owned subsidiary of HSBC, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 3:10, archived)

aww..

cute!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 3:13, archived)

needs more cute

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 3:17, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 3:21, archived)

Awwwwwwwwww....

~.~;;

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 3:34, archived)

The top right one is purr-ticularly pitiful

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 3:21, archived)

Puhlease

(UncleMikey A wholly owned subsidiary of HSBC, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 3:37, archived)

The top two look really cute now!

the bottom 2 OMG yikes.

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 4:03, archived)

Pfft!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 3:27, archived)

hello there, kitty.

don't go to work, it's pointless.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 4:56, archived)

It's late

And my work always seems to be shabby when late is here.
But you can have it anyway.

Click for bigger (52KB)

(Arsonist burns pubic hair for a living, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 3:04, archived)

pfft!

you should have chosen one with eye like headlights

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 3:09, archived)

wg54 hme? a/s/l? ff t/b/v? scat curious? discreet?

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 5:00, archived)

t4m?

please yes please?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 5:06, archived)

THE ALPHABET IS YOUR PLAYGROUND, MY MAN.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 6:30, archived)

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