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Elvis impersonator, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:55, archived)

Yay

Bless, they grow up so fast

Well done :)

EDIT: To be fair im saying well done for doing the imagey embeddy thing, im off to the bunker :)

(The Urban Badger Pressing the wrong button since 1987, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:55, archived)

Oh good lord, here we go

*runs for the 'pocalypse bunker*

That's some scrotage right there, that is

(

The Neville What what what, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:56, archived)

of this approve i do

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:56, archived)

by jove i think you've cracked it dear boy!

woo!

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sock more tea vicar?, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:56, archived)

I'm guessing you have a backlog?

If so shove 'em all in one post or do them over a period of time. Otherwise you'll get no biscuits from us!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:58, archived)

Teefs!

(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:45, archived)

oh lord

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:48, archived)

I would call him

"Teethak O'Teethteethama" and vote for him in any upcoming elections.

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The Neville What what what, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:48, archived)

only because he'd eat your face off

right off.

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:49, archived)

With teeth!

Which reminds me, I must go and listen to some Nine Inch Nails

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The Neville What what what, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:52, archived)

got 'The Slip' yet?

it's pretty good.

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:54, archived)

Oooooohhhh

notyetnotyet *looks*

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The Neville What what what, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:03, archived)

free on nin.com

go now!

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:14, archived)

I think that's a valid election strategy!

"Vote for me or I'll bite your eyes out!"

(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:52, archived)

he'd have to get pretty close...

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:54, archived)

What a delightful man! :D

Wish me luck, everyone, I'm going to watch....Hollyoaks....

(

ClanSoul, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:49, archived)

BEWARE SODOMITE PATROLS

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:49, archived)

you won't survive

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:49, archived)

man, i don't even know you anymore.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:51, archived)

haha, that is fucking sinister

nice work

Mind if i just drop this in here?

(with thanks to Bloop for the handy mini-tutorial, or 'minutorial', if you will)

(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:56, archived)

have you actually done anything?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:58, archived)

yes

but evidently i didn't make a very good job of it

(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:01, archived)

he is pre-gnopsed

there's not much you can do about it :)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:03, archived)

actually

his face is surprisingly bulbous :)

sauce: upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b9/Jeremy_Clarkson.jpg

(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:06, archived)

i thought that was just his ego

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:10, archived)

ooh

subtle :D

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:02, archived)

*scronch scronch*

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owensanity, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:57, archived)

New Batman Villain - "The Gobbler"

(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:30, archived)

O_O

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:31, archived)

Good grief!

This nearly made me spit out my hash browns...

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:32, archived)

These euphemisms are getting more and more spurious.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:42, archived)

"grilling the hash brown" is the oddest euphemism for masturbation ever

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:56, archived)

Why is his hairdrier yellow?

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ClanSoul, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:32, archived)

how else do you dry yellow hair?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:33, archived)

Easily.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:36, archived)

the answer is "with a yellow towel"

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:40, archived)

Or just sit out in the sun.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:40, archived)

make sure it's a yellow sun

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:41, archived)

Damn! That's caught me out before.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:44, archived)

Corpse lady cock huffing action?

I swear this WILL be a tarcard in a phone box somewhere...

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:32, archived)

I'd call.

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ClanSoul, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:33, archived)

Hahaha, I dont even want to think

what the outcome would be...

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Bazmonkey baws!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:41, archived)

Is she inflating him?

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:33, archived)

BIG BIRD IS BIG.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:34, archived)

that looks like Madonna

she is a scraggy tart

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:34, archived)

Scraggy tart

Ingredients
1.2 litres/2 pints full cream milk
2 tbsp rennet
100g/4oz butter, softened
50g/2oz caster sugar
2 medium eggs, well beaten
pinch of salt
¼ tsp ground allspice
a little freshly grated nutmeg to taste
1 rounded tbsp fresh white breadcrumbs
100g/4oz plump, seedless raisins
For the pastry case
112g/4oz plain flour
pinch of salt
32g/1¼oz chilled butter, cut into pieces
32g/1¼oz chilled lard, cut into pieces
¾-1 tbsp cold water

Method
1. To make the fresh curds, put the milk into a pan and bring it just up to blood heat - 37C/98F. Pour it into a bowl, stir in the rennet and set it aside somewhere cool, but not in the fridge, until set. Then break up the mixture a bit and tip it into a large, muslin-lined sieve set over a bowl. Cover and leave somewhere cool to drain for 8 hours or overnight, but again, do not refrigerate.
2. To make the pastry, sift the flour and salt into a food processor or a mixing bowl. Add the pieces of chilled butter and lard and work together, either in the food processor or with your fingertips, until the mixture looks like fine breadcrumbs. Stir in the water with a round-bladed knife (or process finely) until it comes together into a ball, then turn out onto a lightly floured work surface and knead briefly until smooth.
3. The next day, roll out the pastry on a lightly floured surface and use to line a 4cm/1½ inches deep, 20cm/8 inch loose-bottomed flan tin. Prick the base here and there with a fork and chill for 20 minutes.
4. Preheat the oven to 200C/400F/Gas 6. Line the pastry case with greaseproof paper and a thin layer of baking beans and bake for 15 minutes. Remove the paper and beans and return to the oven for 5 minutes until lightly golden.
5. For the filling, tip the curds out of the muslin into the sieve and press through with a wooden spoon into a clean bowl. Cream the butter and sugar together in another bowl until pale and fluffy. Gradually beat in the curds, eggs, salt, spices and breadcrumbs. Stir in the raisins.
6. Pour the mixture into the pastry case and bake for 20-30 minutes until the filling is set and lightly golden. Leave to cool, then remove from the tin and serve cut into wedges.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:39, archived)

*Spluffs*

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:40, archived)

pffft you said curds

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:40, archived)

i believe that is a recipe

for yorkshire's famous curd tat.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:41, archived)

Or as I have always known it since youth....

Scraggy tart :D

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:48, archived)

i've never heard it called that

but then again, i'm not from yorkshire.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:50, archived)

hahahaha

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:42, archived)

uploading gifs to mainboard

new to all this-how do i transfer my gifs to main board from my profile thingy?

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:24, archived)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:25, archived)

Christ almighty!

that's so big it's got its own gravitational pull!
EDIT: aaah! ninja'd!

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:26, archived)

yes

I am a good otter

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:28, archived)

VINCE!

*glees*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:30, archived)

lol

I need to make one of these, rather than just calling them a cunt :p

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:36, archived)

They MUST start repeating this somewhere

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:36, archived)

i have the series on tape

*smugs*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:39, archived)

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:47, archived)

Arrgghh!

I log in and these are the first two things I see.

Won't sombody think of the children...

Mmmm the children

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Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:26, archived)

^this

Same thing happening here.

:(

(thick as a brick I think a no, I mean a yes, but it's all wrong, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:27, archived)

Use www.b3tards.com

or the b3ta uploader.
Or something entirely different.
It's all in the FAQ, but i wouldn't advise on reading it, because that is NOT the done thing.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:27, archived)

Please be reading the faq

www.b3ta.com/features/faq/

If it's already on your PC, click 'switch to image mode' in a new post, then select your image with the browse button.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:27, archived)

It *will* be on his / her PC

because he / she *did* make the image...

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IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:47, archived)

Click on My Images,

find your image and copy the code.
(If you haven't uploaded one yet, do that instead. Copy the code you get though, instead of clicking Post Message)
Then edit this post and paste it in.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:28, archived)

uploading to mainboard

cheers-got the link(or is it url?)unsure what you mean by "EDIT THIS POST"...but then i can paste it(i'm good at pasting......

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:44, archived)

underneath your post up there

it says Add friend, Ignore, Hide, Delete, Edit, I like this!, Reply

you want Edit

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:48, archived)

click the edit link

on your original post

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:49, archived)

what they said

and remember not to delete this post afterwards

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:29, archived)

Tuesday!

2 weeks until half term Tuesday, the greatest Tuesday of them all.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:34, archived)

it's always bloody half term

I never got this many half terms when I was at school

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:35, archived)

Best. Job. Ever.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:36, archived)

You need some really strong rope!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:36, archived)

and a card for not being able to post an image correctly

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:38, archived)

Don't make me get egglecup kitty out!

EDIT: Now look what you've made me do!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:40, archived)

*as mentioned above*

CUNT!

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:36, archived)

aol logic

THERE ARE PEOPLE in the chat rooms who have already filled out MY profile? Impressive.

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:59, archived)

LOL

So that's a neato what now right?

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ClanSoul, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:01, archived)

That aol eh?

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:01, archived)

will they tell you to fuck off if you post a picture from here on their forum?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:02, archived)

Why am I looking at your dog?

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:03, archived)

Because you're a sick sick man.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:04, archived)

No that's why I'm jerking off at the same time.

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:06, archived)

I went to aol once

Some kid burnt my neck. I didn't like it.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:03, archived)

pfft!

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:05, archived)

Lies

You loved it.

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:06, archived)

ssssssshhhhh

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:07, archived)

A/S/L

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:04, archived)

AOL LOL

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:05, archived)

this internet thing, you're new to it, right?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:06, archived)

I hear it's a serious business.

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:06, archived)

internets IS serious business.

very serious.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:09, archived)

if only there was a scale of seriousness

perhaps illustrated as an analogy by geese, with colours

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:10, archived)

YES. GEESE. SERIOUS COLOURFUL INTERNET GEESE.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:13, archived)

It is indeed. And the proof is here

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:11, archived)

silly reaper!

just because i am stuffed up it doesn't mean i can't smell horses a mile off!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:13, archived)

I haven't done it for ages...

I thought it was worth a go.

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:14, archived)

you got me

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:14, archived)

i may be horse-shy

but, every now and then, i still fall for it ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:15, archived)

I am offline

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:06, archived)

SCREEN FROM INTERNET APPEARS ON OTHER SCREEN FROM INTERNET

thousands feared dead

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:06, archived)

JOURNALISTIC HYPERBOLE DETONATES PRINCESS ANNE'S RIGHT BUTTOCK

Prince Naseem Hammed still not available for comment

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:08, archived)

*refreshes*

I MUST KNOW WHAT THE PRINCE THINKS.

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:08, archived)

he's thinking

"hmm...tonight...right hand or left hand?"

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:10, archived)

'Mmmmmmmmmm, Lupins'

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:12, archived)

Lupus?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:13, archived)

Lupins

You know, the things toilets use for dressmaking

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:15, archived)

oh I seeee

lupins

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:15, archived)

It's always Lupus

/Cynical Dr. Blog

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Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:24, archived)

I BLAME THE IMMIGRANT GLOBAL WARMING CRUNCH

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:08, archived)

IMMIGRANT GLOBAL WARMING CRUNCH

it stays crunchy, even in milk.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:10, archived)

especially the people in boats

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:11, archived)

Or 'Bugaloo Canoes' as they call them.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:13, archived)

mmmmmm

crunchy boat peoples...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:14, archived)

how profile is formed?

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owensanity, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:11, archived)

Pfffft.

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:12, archived)

maybe his legs had just grow?

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:40, archived)

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:49, archived)

Giving eye teefs !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:55, archived)

Arrrgh!!!

Similar to my NSFW LADY from yesternight.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:56, archived)

Hahahaha

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:57, archived)

Eye see what you did there . . .

smoooooooooooth too !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:00, archived)

Can anyone suggest a good website making program?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:58, archived)

The Atkins Programme.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:00, archived)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:01, archived)

I disagree,

....

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ClanSoul, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:02, archived)

textpad

INTERNETS - SERIOUS BUSINESS

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OneOfSome, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:02, archived)

I use notepad

'cos I'm fuckin' hard-core.

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:04, archived)

Jamie will eat him alive!!!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:26, archived)

kill it!

kill it with runcible spoons!

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:28, archived)

hahahaha

hideous

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kingofpork is the king of pork, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:30, archived)

AAARRGGHHH

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ClanSoul, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:30, archived)

definite improvement.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:32, archived)

No it fucking isn't!

Not when you just ate!

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ClanSoul, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:33, archived)

heheheh

i feel sick anyway, so i don't really care what i see!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:44, archived)

Awright kids

dinner's fackin' ready.

I didn't think the man could be more repulsive. Muchos goodness.

(TheWoldinite too energetic for normal sports, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:58, archived)

George Harrison:

Now with 60% more teeth! Well done!

(thick as a brick I think a no, I mean a yes, but it's all wrong, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:27, archived)

This is all kinds of aces :D

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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:35, archived)

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:41, archived)

Hahahaha

Epic gnops!

How is such precision possible?

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:42, archived)

genetics

innit

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OneOfSome, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:55, archived)

Normal for Norfolk.

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:55, archived)

Ant and/or Dec

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:42, archived)

hurrah for irritating tv presenters...

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:47, archived)

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:49, archived)

arg

ARG ARG ARG ARG

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:50, archived)

Phillip Scofield on the right?

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ClanSoul, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:55, archived)

he's more liberal than that

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:55, archived)

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ClanSoul, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:01, archived)

GMTV United are astoundingly good.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:56, archived)

hahaha

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:15, archived)

Hugh Grant and his new ladyfriend?

AICMFP

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:58, archived)

teh fear

(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:42, archived)

Brace yourself . . .

nice comb waaahaay over !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:46, archived)

yay!

good gnopsing sah!

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:46, archived)

the combination of combover and braces

is confusing me.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:46, archived)

like Kellog's Frosties

with soy milk...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:50, archived)

brilliant analogy

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:52, archived)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:53, archived)

eeeeeewww

soy milk is vile. curse you, lactose intolerance!
*shakes fist*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:53, archived)

UHT is not much better..

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:56, archived)

this is why i drink QT

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:58, archived)

"nobody drinks that, because it's shite"

/Father Ted

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:09, archived)

aye

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:13, archived)

UHT

still contains Lactose, it's just heat treated

apparently radiation treatment would have the same effect as UHT but without the destruction of flavour, and save millions on instore/transit refrigeration

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:14, archived)

and would give the milk a healthy glow

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:17, archived)

rice milk ftw.

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:42, archived)

*vigerous applause*

very very good sir!

Well done.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:48, archived)

MOAR

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:50, archived)

He says he's a good kisser . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:55, archived)

moar is not necessarily bettar

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OneOfSome, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:59, archived)

Good head job !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:02, archived)

thats horrible

but wonderful

(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:50, archived)

Hahahahahahahahaahahahaha

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:30, archived)

I drawed a cow

but I forgetted to make her background transparent.
:(
EDIT: yay transparency :)
EDIT²: boo, I forgot to do inside the 'D' and between the 'C' and 'O' :(
EDIT³: Prodge has sorted it out, down there VVV

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:41, archived)

yay :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:41, archived)

hello doris

do you know mavis?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:44, archived)

silly smash monkey!

mavis is a mammuf, and therefore extinct!

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:55, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:55, archived)

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:02, archived)

nicee

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:56, archived)

gah!

if they'd been born in the same time period, i'm sure they'd have been friends.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:57, archived)

of course

all my newly-found-pen-animals are very friendly.

Except Hubert, he's a right bitter little shit because he's been very badly drawn.

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:59, archived)

he needs to floss

he has arms poking out of his mouth!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:02, archived)

good idea

unfortunately he cannot floss as his badly drawn front feet can't reach his huge and badly drawn mouth. All this just adds to his bitterness.

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:08, archived)

can they reach his scaly todger?

dental hygiene always comes second to a quick hand shandy, after all.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:11, archived)

Or combine both with new Colgate Spunk-o-Flouride!

Just take two pills a day and give your jizz all the minty goodness of our top selling toothpaste!
Comes complete with funnel for self-administration!

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:18, archived)

i must have such a product!

from whence may it be purchased?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:21, archived)

*sticks poorly drawn labels on boxes of Tic-Tacs*

It just so happens that I have a supply right here...
Only five pounds a box!

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:25, archived)

CHA-CHING!

*buys eleventy*

wait a minute! these are naught but common tictacs!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:26, archived)

*scarpers*

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:29, archived)

Got Milk ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:46, archived)

pull the udder one!

hah hah hah hah hah

/coat

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:48, archived)

Like this?

Only better, obviously

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:48, archived)

nice one Wossy

www.b3ta.com/board/8812605

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:49, archived)

Pffft!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:52, archived)

don't worry

I kept your secret safe... Gordon

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:54, archived)

And just what's wrong with the name Gordon?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:03, archived)

i'm exactly who i say i am!

*hides passport*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:54, archived)

Damn, 'ow did you know?

It's my damn sexy dwess sense isn't it?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:00, archived)

yep that's the one

thankyou Mrs T!

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:49, archived)

beat me to it!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:50, archived)

you're being very arty

found a pen?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:49, archived)

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:50, archived)

Lovely!

Moo!

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:53, archived)

Bollocks, I missed the top-left corner. *sniff*

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:35, archived)

Proper good sig work there

Night all

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:36, archived)

GO WANK!

Not you, him!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:38, archived)

urgh

the jedi master look is soooo last week. doesn't he know that imperial chic is where it's at?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:40, archived)

That 'guy' pisses me off.

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:02, archived)

Wouldn't either . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:04, archived)

Sucker for the new Godess

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:32, archived)

do Godesses paint their nails

and wear eye liner? if so, which brand to they buy?

erm... woo also

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:33, archived)

maybe she's born with it...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:33, archived)

ha ha ha

maybe it's a genetic defect...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:34, archived)

she's only a few weeks shy of being married off

i'm sure she's already adept at applying it herself

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:35, archived)

i am

and i'm not even getting married

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:36, archived)

Nothing like a perfect defect . . .

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:36, archived)

defects ftw

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:37, archived)

detectives ftw

(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:43, archived)

defective detectives?

or detectives that detect defects?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:45, archived)

dilectable detectives

that deflect defects effectively.

(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:51, archived)

effective defect deflection

is easily detectable

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:56, archived)

I would imagine Earth-dwelling ones might.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:35, archived)

She's got a nasty spot on her forehead.

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ClanSoul, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:45, archived)

pft. RACIST

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:47, archived)

Another perfect imperfection . . .

well spotted !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:48, archived)

i'm dabbling in foreign affairs again

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7653486.stm

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:15, archived)

cunt tree?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:20, archived)

damn that pesky O

i tried

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:23, archived)

you should untry firs

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:25, archived)

I'm not that keen on Obama, but NOBODY can be responsible for ....

....who they were involved with 10-12 years ago. It's just another "dirty trick" campaign.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:25, archived)

Fist in war . . . fist in piece . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:25, archived)

fist in that gaping mouth of hers

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:29, archived)

You betcha !

;)

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:33, archived)

isn't there an "o"

in country?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:50, archived)

Things that happen to Russians

Sometimes Russian people go insane. This is called ‘Russian Madness’.
This man is suffering from ‘Russian Madness’. Pity him.

Symptoms include; Large head, Fedora, Ginger and pointing.

Famous figures that have suffered with ‘Russian Madness’ include Ivan the Terrible and George Lucas.
But of course George Lucas has a natural immunity to Ginger and pointing.

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Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:12, archived)

blyad, shto ti delayesh?

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:13, archived)

I like this

it has character!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:13, archived)

Someone inflate my head and buy me a fedora quickly.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:13, archived)

*starts blowing*

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:15, archived)

*films*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:16, archived)

*prophets*

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:17, archived)

*sandals and stick japery*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:17, archived)

*gourds*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:18, archived)

*haggles, albeit badly*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:19, archived)

PENIS GOURD

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:19, archived)

Ooooh, pointy.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:21, archived)

you have reminded me

that the new series of last man standing is starting soon
*glees*

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:29, archived)

how can I respond to that?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:19, archived)

However you want, I'm no tyrant.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:20, archived)

blancmange

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:21, archived)

Well played.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:23, archived)

No, you small-headed hatless freak.

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:15, archived)

I'M NOT FUCKING HATLESS

I just don't have a fedora.

You can't call me hatless, I'm the only girl I know with a tricorn.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:17, archived)

I had one of those. I got it lasered off, thankfully.

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:18, archived)

Cleo of this very board owns one

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:18, archived)

I was not aware of this.

Also, I don't really know her. This is not intentional.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:20, archived)

Dave doesn't even like hats you know

he hates them...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:24, archived)

Which Dave?

I like hats, and that's the main thing.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:25, archived)

Dave The Hat, Dave

it's all a lie. Everything he says... also, freebs is a supercomputer designed by NASA... Waspy is a WiFi tramp, Toasty doesn't even have fingers... I'm secretly a football team waiting to happen and Trelly is really Jonathan Ross.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:29, archived)

I KNEW TRELLY WAS JONATHAN ROSS!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:32, archived)

suddenly it all makes sense somehow?

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:33, archived)

you inflate my head and i'll inflate yours

deal?

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:17, archived)

Dealy deal.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:18, archived)

Hurrah!

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:16, archived)

:D Great stuff.

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:17, archived)

splendid

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:18, archived)

In Russsia ______ you !

Da . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:23, archived)

in soviet russia, snow shovels you!

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:34, archived)

Aherm...

Thanks for Barb's stunner for inspiration...

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Ninj, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:08, archived)

Royeeeee as Hehleh says.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:09, archived)

Hahahahaha

Hahahahahahahaha
HahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahaha
Hahahahahahahaha
HahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahaha
Hahahahahahahaha

He's ace! *click*

You watch this get FP'ed ahead of mine, you cheeky monkey :)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:09, archived)

I thought yours was E.T. even after I read the text...

*embarassed*

It's great btw, so's this one above.

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:12, archived)

Traditionally I've always thought she looked more like ET

but I couldn't find a source that fitted, then when I saw ninj's monster yoda pic earlier I knew I had to do her as yoda instead... :)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:13, archived)

Doubt it sir!

Yours just oozes class. I always find that the most
brilliant things creep up and bite you on the ass?
I never made the connection 'til I saw your belter!
*still chuckles*

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Ninj, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:12, archived)

Aye, Roy.

I-Roy

Jah!

Selecta!

Roots!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:10, archived)

I hate that film so much

it makes 300 look like fucking Hamlet... on ice.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:12, archived)

with wings

on guns

with mirrors

underwater

in Belgium.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:12, archived)

Thanks for that...

...snot, meet monitor screen...

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Ninj, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:13, archived)

Roy's Rolls and Hayley's Lunchbox!

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:12, archived)

Why are you looking at a picture of my dog?

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)

DOGTATERS!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)

mut's nuts

(waxdart hello., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)

... because I find it sexually arousing

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:58, archived)

This

Only more so.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:02, archived)

Quick, your dog needs ironing!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)

Apart from his scrotum, which is perfectly smooth and wrinkle free.

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:02, archived)

Like an old oak table!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:04, archived)

Because I've not seen it in a while . . .

however . . . I still feel no need to pet your pet . . . WB !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:05, archived)

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:08, archived)

hahahahaha!

i wondered where you'd got to.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:20, archived)

The show must go on!

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)

silly broons, Tony Hart is not litter

oh wait, I see now

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)

oooh, I see what you're getting at.

I think it's known as shite shopping.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)

have we still not had a picture

of morph with one side of his face paralysed?

I've been expecting one since wednesday

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)

you may need to be induced

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)

you can do it yourself now!

(waxdart hello., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:57, archived)

no.

there have been plenty of variation on the diff'rnt strokes theme.

My post isn't supposed to be taking the piss out of the fact he's had a stroke, just giving him a handy solution, should he wish to get painting again.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:58, archived)

I saw a make your own morph set this afternoon!

I was going to stop and investigate but I was being dragged on by my heartless* boyfriend

*late

(

I was going to do it...but this comps depressing enough

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:07, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Hart not Dalek

(

Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)

ha ha ha

loon

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:57, archived)

Well he seems very pleased with it.

I've given up on the whole work thing, it's pointless.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:58, archived)

no - you see - you get paid money for working

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:00, archived)

With you so far

Oh never mind.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:01, archived)

I think so too.

I'm now concerned that it seems like I'm making a sick joke, when I'm not really.

ah well.

Good plan on the non-working front.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:01, archived)

Making the best out of a shitty situation if you ask me.

If I wasn't able to any more, you know I'd be on the phone to you asking you to rustle me up a dobber.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:02, archived)

precisely.

I look forward to his new show on CBBC

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:13, archived)

You have all the best ideas.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:15, archived)

I agree with you

although it'll probably get me into trouble...

:(

who wants to buy a farm with me..?

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:02, archived)

Are you worth a whole farm?

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:02, archived)

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:04, archived)

About half a field and a paddock?

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:05, archived)

I'm worth my weight in

guano

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:08, archived)

I'll come and live on a farm

I'll look after the horses for you.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:03, archived)

I'm not sure you can eat horses

so I don't see how they fit in with the self sufficiency idea... but heyho, if it make people happy then horses it is.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:05, archived)

You can

and I have. Horsie lasagne, it was lovely.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:06, archived)

okay then

... is there a lot of breast meat on a horse? or wing - I like wing.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:10, archived)

Not a clue, I've not carved one

only eaten and ridden.

Not like that.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:11, archived)

the establishment would have you believe

that's what did for Catherine the Great... which is all rubbish.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:18, archived)

Total rubbish.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:21, archived)

Horsie sausages in the supermarkt here.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:10, archived)

fine!

I was slightly wrong! OKAY?

can't I be allowed one mistake?

*over reacts*

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:11, archived)

have a sausage.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:15, archived)

mmmm

horsey

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:22, archived)

I can drive a tractor!

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:05, archived)

nice one

you're in... I'm sure we could get lottery funding for a b3ta farm... I'll just tell the lottery money people you're all window lickers and that I'm some do gooder they'll give us the farm and then it'll be toooo laaaate

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:09, archived)

You know an Emo ?

They sell farms..............

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:05, archived)

beer

(

Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)

I don't know why he's bothering

you can't reason with her... she's a giant she can do what she likes...

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)

This is one of the most erotic things I've ever seen in the past minute.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)

*stops flashing you*

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)

I said "One of"

Do carry on.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:51, archived)

*hellicopters*

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)

*applause*

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:00, archived)

(

cor!

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:49, archived)

It's like that optical illusion of the old/young woman

You tilt your head one way and it's a sexy arse, you tilt it the other and it's a saggy old bloke's!

(

dunno -

looks a bit like a face hugger egg

:(

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)

Sexy AND edible......

need I say Phwoar!

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)

*Rings Esther*

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)

PO-TA-TARSE

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)

'taters? what's taters?

www.b3tards.com/u/875123e118fab92535aa/sampotato.gif

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)

this is one of my fav anims

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)

potato porn!

*patents*

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)

TATTYBUM

*William Tell Overtures*

TATTY-BUM TATTY-BUM TATTY-BUM-BUM-BUM
TATTY-BUM TATTY-BUM TATTY-BUM-BUM-BUM
TATTY-BUM TATTY-BUM TATTY-BUM-BUM-BUM
TATTY-BUUUUUUUUUUUM TATTY-BUM-BUM-BUM

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)

Dick Tatter

(

boff FL OZ, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:01, archived)

me smeared with marmite and wrapped only in a miniskirt doesn't kick it anymore then?

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)

Ironically, the marmite is the best thing about that sentence.

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)

mmm marmite

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:00, archived)

Hahahaha!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:51, archived)

Hahaha

So clever how it bounces right back up there

(Super Jet Shoes, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)

Guided ping pong ball.

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:58, archived)

It's on a piece of elastic

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)

W000T Eddy Morphy

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)

this made me giggle

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)

me too

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Just Flange, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)

not me

*lies*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)

hahahahahh!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)

...i'm bored

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)

He's watching himself, watching himself, watching Eddie Morphy!

Woo

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:43, archived)

I was just trying to think how you would set that up in real life

But blood started to come out of my ears

(Super Jet Shoes, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)

I drawed a spider

he's very friendly.

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:25, archived)

you're being very arty

I like it!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)

i found a pen

and thought i'd put it to use ... beats doing this 'work' stuff that they think they're paying me for...

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)

I've just 'borrowed' my boyfriend's tablet

I suspect I need a lot more practice to get used to using one before I can come up with anything like what I'm trying to.

So far it's akin to the sort of stuff I used to draw in MSPaint, and I could do better with my mousepad.

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I struggle with a tablet

echobod was drawn in the old fashioned pen-and-ink-and-paper format

I like the tablet for touching up photos etc but I can't draw from scratch with it at all. :(

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)

I'm sort of the opposite

I'm not good with it at all, but I can draw from scratch, kinda, it's only when I try to edit photos or use it like a mouse to select stuff/change cursors etc that it becomes apparent I'm fooling myself if I think I'm controlling it.

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I use a trackball

... I think I should get a mouse.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)

hurrah!

So between us, we're completely inept!

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)

*high fives*

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ha ha ha

"you're being very arty"
"yeah - I found a pen..."

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)

let's just hope you don't find a gun

or a knife... or THE BUTTON

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:43, archived)

Echobod:

A dub or reggae sound engineer.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)

*Digs out some dub*

Damn, missed, the gabba was too near.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)

*digs dub*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)

*Lee Scratch Perrys*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:49, archived)

*Linton Kwesi Johnsons*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)

*Augustus Pablos*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:57, archived)

*African Headcharges*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:02, archived)

Happy spider!!

I think I'd be even more scared if they smiled at me!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)

It's not spiders

It's their webs I can't stand.

And the slightly scratchy noise they make when they break, not to mention the feel of one as it breaks against your face, instilling the idea there still might be as-yet-unseen spiders attached to it that are at this moment crawling down the back of your collar.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)

STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)

Yay! I took a photo of a spider today...

Click for gigantospider attack tiem

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)

FUCKINGKILLITWITHRAPEHAMMERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Just Flange, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)

That's no moon.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)

I do hope you haven't got a bigger pic!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)

oooh

that's a great photo - what a stupendous spider

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)

*shudders*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)

Outdoor spider

Indoor spider

Edit: Best seen at the largest size!

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Best seen washed down teh plughole!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)

Nah, we stuck him up in the loft ;)

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FUUUUUCCCKKK!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:38, archived)

One EXACTLY like that jumped off my health visitor's bags today

Are you my health visitor?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)

how odd, so did I!

uploading...

Click for bigger (151KB)

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)

I've seen a few of these about.

Why is it they always appear at this time of year when it's getting colder?

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Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)

Cos they're WELL 'ARD

innit?

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And there was me thinking

that they were just foreign and confused.

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Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:57, archived)

Most woosome

It reminded me of this cartoon spider and that brought back lots of happy memories.

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bobzarkoff, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:58, archived)

yay!

Spider! was ace

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:04, archived)

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