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Is scared of bearerded babis

so have a pint of coaling for your troubles

(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 2:46, archived)

HAVE A FUCKING PINT OF BAT URINE AND SCREAM OBSCENITIES AT PEOPLE IN COMAS.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 2:48, archived)

After my Coaling

Yes

(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 2:49, archived)

ok.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 2:51, archived)

TOO LATE!!! THEY ARE ON THEIR WAY IN ATTACK FORMATION!!!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 2:53, archived)

I've seen this so many times

I did a big poo

But enjoyed both (poo and blue faced babi)

(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 2:55, archived)

Thx. I do like posting it.

"SPACE-cotdeath!" [/;-D

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 2:59, archived)

COTDEATH: THE FINAL FRONTIER.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 3:00, archived)

i saw one of my stupid neighbours earlier today.

she was talking with another person i know. i waved and the one i know better stopped me to ask me a question about hallowe'en. the other woman asked me if i was ready for the trick-or-treaters. i asked her if she'd let her kids eat anything i gave them.

cue uncomfortable (for her) silence.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 2:59, archived)

cue massive BWAHAHAHA! from you.

Likely you were nice, and didn't.
BWAHAHAHA!!!!!!! from me BTW.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 3:01, archived)

sensible neighbour tried to make light of it.

the dumbass one has done me no wrong but i still can't stand her. i think she must trigger something in my lizard brain.

also, stuff in oven.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 3:04, archived)

ok, oceantime.

I SHALL SEE YOU ALL LATER.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 3:11, archived)

PUUUUUUUNK!!!!!!

Enjoy it, l8rs.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 3:16, archived)

don't get eaten by anything big and toothy.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 3:21, archived)

he hasn't come back yet. i bet he's dead.

dibs on the skull.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 4:27, archived)

NOW I'M GOING TO HAUNT YOU

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 5:36, archived)

SOG-SOGGY-GRUNTPAIN HAS EMERGED FROM THE SEA!

DON'T RUN YOU FOOLS, MADNESS HAS ALREADY WON!!
HA, HAHA, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 5:38, archived)

i like ghosts. we'll hang out and make fun of the living.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 5:50, archived)

I've got some old prawns left over

might cover them in nutella and pass them off as 'treats'

I love halloween me

(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 3:02, archived)

too good for the little beggars.

add some glass shards.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 3:05, archived)

TRICK OR TREEEAAATTTTT!!!

*awaits*

(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 3:07, archived)

I drew this on facebooks grafitti application

it's probably massive so I'll link it

a good use of time... probably

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GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 3:45, archived)

Radioactive gold.

And you must have been eating eggs, bacon, and lard
enough for it to reach a critical size. Kablowie!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 3:50, archived)

It's to cheer her up INNIT

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GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 3:53, archived)

It should.

If it was to/for me, I'd hope it'd have
a more lobster'esk theme to it. [/;-D

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 4:03, archived)

LOOOOOOOBSTERS!!!!!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 4:07, archived)

BASTARDS, THE LOT OF THEM!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 4:09, archived)

melt it and sell it.

own your enemies.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 4:15, archived)

*epicz*

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Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 5:40, archived)

Sounds refreshing

and carcinogenic

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Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 5:38, archived)

OK TIME FOR A BABBYTHREAD

EVERYONE POST YOUR BABBIES HERE

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 2:06, archived)

I have no babbies

:-(

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TBL I posted this on, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 2:06, archived)

HERE

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 2:07, archived)

oohh... thankys :-)

can i sell it?

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TBL I posted this on, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 2:14, archived)

e-babby.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 2:31, archived)

I has babbies - ugly babbies

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 3:39, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 3:42, archived)

eeep!

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 3:42, archived)

I have no babbies

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 2:07, archived)

HERE

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 2:09, archived)

KILLBABBY.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 2:25, archived)

Not my babby

THAT'S HOW BABBIES ARE BORN.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 2:09, archived)

I'm looking at pictures of a haunted taiwanese pod village.

www.filemagazine.org/projects/taiwan/

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 2:18, archived)

file magazine used to be a print artmockery of life magazine.

general idea put it out for a while - i used to know aa bronson, he's a goodfreak.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 2:36, archived)

woooooooooooooooooooooah!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 2:49, archived)

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 2:17, archived)

reading popeye books would make anyone a nazi.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 2:39, archived)

ROFLOLCOCKS

its hitler

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Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 5:37, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 2:17, archived)

HE'S GOT THE MUNCHIES FOR A CALIFORNIA CHEESEBURGER

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 2:21, archived)

AKA DONNER, NOT DONAIR.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 2:24, archived)

i hope that shitty place slides into the ocean tomorrow.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 2:41, archived)

I might slide into the ocean today

the weather is certainly nice enough

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 2:45, archived)

i'm jealous.

thank fuck you're not rich, beautiful or talented as well or i'd really be pissed.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 2:46, archived)

If I'm being honest here

I am more than a little bit beautiful.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 3:06, archived)

high-res nakedness or it's bullshit.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 3:12, archived)

Antipodal scum!

There were cars driving in with
snow on them downtown today.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 2:56, archived)

be fair, you live by a mountain.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 3:00, archived)

True, several of them and there's no new snow in view yet.

Nearest set will likely get some in a week.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 3:15, archived)

it's fucking balmy here these days.

i'm going to a barbecue tomorrow, of all things.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 4:24, archived)

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 2:23, archived)

babby babby babby.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 2:24, archived)

BABBIS - the other other white meat

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OneOfSome, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 2:27, archived)

we love babbis

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OneOfSome, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 2:29, archived)

BABBIS IS HAGGIS MADE WITH BABBIES INSTEAD OF OLD SOX OR WHATEVER THE SHIT IS THEY USE IN HAGGIS NORMALLY.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 2:29, archived)

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OneOfSome, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 2:33, archived)

CUNTPUNT.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 2:50, archived)

*notices throbing motion*

*touches*

*feels dirty*

(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 2:52, archived)

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 3:08, archived)

OH EVIL BABY

WHY DO YOU EVIL SO MUCH

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 7:42, archived)

This was such a great day

Everyone wondered why they had been nervous about meeting, ten years after the challenge. It was just like old times, people picked up conversations that went dead a decade ago. They all agreed to stay in contact in the future, but you know how these things go.

They cherished the entire evening, hoping it would never end.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:39, archived)

Yay

They too were quite satisfied about that.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:43, archived)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:45, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:45, archived)

In the middle of the picture I can see an angry scrotum.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:47, archived)

That was the aim

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:48, archived)

OH HELL YES

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:46, archived)

LET THIS FRIENDSHIP EXTEND TO FUTURE GENERATIONS

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:48, archived)

LIKE FATHER AND SON, SO TOO DO WE PASS ON YOUR WISHES FOR HAPPINESS

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:51, archived)

"friends".

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d d, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:54, archived)

Damn

that's beautiful doc.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:55, archived)

nite all, off to sleep

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 2:00, archived)

NOTHING EVER ENDS, EVER.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 2:28, archived)

THE KIDS ARE GOATSEING IT.

Fucking sick brats.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 2:31, archived)

this is part of the reason i kill children.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 2:38, archived)

who knew?

I'm well up on current affairs me... only 7 years too late with this one :)

(bitchman contains mild peril, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:02, archived)

Didn't you post this before, with the same text aswell?

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:03, archived)

Do you question my honour sir?

This was made 10 minutes ago

(bitchman contains mild peril, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:06, archived)

Ok I believe you.

I struggle to remember names and things, but i think something similar was made, and with similar text.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:08, archived)

Just a popular idea.

I think nearly everything has been crashed into the twin towers by now, bar my standing piano airplanes.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:10, archived)

even the smurfs?

closes animation shop

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:24, archived)

i21.photobucket.com/albums/b260/Zombiezero/l_70290238e896b48d051249a0bd307e2a.jpg

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Bob Todd whee, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:27, archived)

This

is a win.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:36, archived)

hahahaha

Yes!

HOGAN SMASH!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:38, archived)

A quick search for "Jimbo"

indicates 4 other versions, 1 of which was animated...

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:32, archived)

this appeals to me in my confused angry

state smash grrr
edit : i underplayed the impressed..ness that i got when i like see this and i think wot you dun was nice. thank yu for it and shame on me for not understandin i gone drunk liek 7 pins of bass and it made me wobble and vom.. now i want to curl up in a corner and at same time run around dancing fairly dance. no release from conradipion... no i nn gg

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:05, archived)

Shandy Bass?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:13, archived)

As long as it wasn't.....

Billy Bass;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:31, archived)

Argghhh Terror-wrists

Remember when this happened, was in a computing class at school and our teacher kept teeling us it was all a hoax. Even though we was on the BBC news website watching it.

True story*

*Story may bore

(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:16, archived)

some still say it is

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:23, archived)

I was working at my old uni on the IT Helpdesk...

...the first I knew was when everyone started whinging that "their internets was broken" - mainly because a whole bunch of IP circuits were routed through the WTC. It was also very hard to find out what was going on because BBC news was borked from too many people trying to access it. When I finally found out what had happened I couldn't believe it. It was all just so unreal.

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:32, archived)

^ this * 11

Teh whole internets was fucked that day. It was all so crappola I had to go home at lunchtime to access the "old media" - aka BBC News.

Not a great day for media 2.0 junkies.

Actually, not really a great day for anyone (except maybe jihadis ).

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Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:50, archived)

urban renewal. they were ugly buildings anyway.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 2:40, archived)

He lies.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:59, archived)

smash grrr

grrr

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:05, archived)

He's a peaceful animal, the horn is for digging, picking berries, occasional rummaging, and a large amoun of gyrating.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:06, archived)

Oi!

Plymouth's not bad. You said it was shit. I'm rather enjoying it. There's good music which is the main thing.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:06, archived)

Bah, it's a shithole.

Where do you go for music?

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:07, archived)

White Rabbit.

I guess it depends on your music tastes. There's a good drum and bass and dubstep scene. Also, the Jazz Cafe on the Barbican is good. Cheap bars too.
Cheap compared to London anyway.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:08, archived)

Ah so you go to bassfunk? You may of seen me there haha

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:09, archived)

Oh really?

Unleashed is a good night too. Better acts than I was expecting. I'm looking forward to Scratch Perverts in November.
Oooh and I saw DJ Format in Ride the other day.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:12, archived)

I'm still looking forward to that chiptune night.

It's called like 8bit meganight or something, i've got free tickets :D

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:14, archived)

Where?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:15, archived)

White rabbit.

It's just before christmas i think.

www.myspace.com/carlchipstarbr0wn

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:16, archived)

Exciting!

I really like that place. £1 pints on Thursdays!

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:20, archived)

I've done a few flyers for it.

I prefer the music at the hub really.

I go and see as many Mad Dog gigs as i can.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:23, archived)

I swear you two are speaking another fucking language.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:24, archived)

EREEEEEEEEEEEE

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:24, archived)

Quiet you filthy northerner.

*pronounced it as 'Eeere*

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:31, archived)

KIDS THESE DAYS

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:25, archived)

Come accross Matt 'moff' Relf in your travels?

He's doing the same subject as you and goes to every bassfunk and is a big drum and bass fan and likes a good drink and a big smoke.

You must've crossed paths.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:26, archived)

I've been to very few lectures as I'm ill but I'll no doubt meet him.

Everyone seems to know everyone here. I keep seeing the same names over and over again.
The area I live in is a bit of a shithole. There's an argument in the street right now.

EDIT: I've got a Matthew Relf in my Uni address book but he's in the School of Mathematics and Statistics.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:28, archived)

I live about as far away from city centre as you can with still getting away with living IN plymouth.

But i think i'm moving back soon.

I'll be spending way more time in town these days.

Edit: ah maybe, i haven't spoke to him in a while since he got a flat, that's him though. Not a very common name is it.

I'm off for sleeps now.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:30, archived)

Sick.

I'll no doubt see you at some point then. For now though I need to sleep.
Night.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:33, archived)

Oooh I've heard about The Hub and Mad Dog.

I'm sick at the moment so haven't been out for a few days but I'll be chekcing them both out soon.
Oooh I nearly forgot. DJ Derek at Ride this Tuesday. Amazing, amazing dub/reggae DJ. Plus he's about 70-ish.
Saw him in London. He's awesome.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:27, archived)

Poor little fella.

Can't see a one-footed horny bollock having much chance of survival in the natural world.
Still, might make an interesting pet.

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:08, archived)

Stop playing spore

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:09, archived)

Stop playing with yourself.

I've never played spore.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:10, archived)

stop er.. the whales!

edit: also "ur moms so hot id suck a fart out of her ass and hold it like a bong hit haha"

man, youtube has some of the most silver tongued people in existence

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:11, archived)

Sorry, I tried not to :(

I am going for drinks with a pretty lady tomorrow, hopefully that will stop the playing

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:15, archived)

And...

www.b3tards.com/u/c84b5d533ef9dcace130/dscf0643.jpg
Team Deathmatch on Pipeline.

AND YES, I TOOK A FUCKING PICTURE OF IT.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:11, archived)

Hahaha! you loser!

that in 10 mins?
or longer?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:14, archived)

Less, the host ended the game.

But only by less than a minute.

I had 3 helicopters and a 24 kill streak.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:15, archived)

Sweet my biggest streak is 15 so far

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:17, archived)

YOU ARE MERELY MORTAL.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:19, archived)

I aint played it in a while

Ive been busy getting drunk

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:19, archived)

I've been busy with a big bad swollen toe.

and the biggest worstest predicament to be in arised earlier today, i'm not a part of it but i fear my friend will be in hospital before the weekend ends.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:22, archived)

Oh shit! thats not good

I hurt my thumb skiing drunk in someone elses skiis last night

Now its hard to play xboxies

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:24, archived)

Maybe you should get a ps3?

HA.
YOU PUSSYOLE.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:25, archived)

FUCK YOU!

I like my xboxies!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:26, archived)

I've hooked my ps3 up to my laptop now.

Much crisper and less glare.

I AM TEH DEADLY SERIOUS GAMER.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:28, archived)

Im running out of time for pro gayming

:(

im not best pleased!

Stupid final year of masters degree!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:29, archived)

Hahaha

quit that, it wont affect your life for the better.

But being awesome on cod4 on the other hand...

Right i'm off for some sleepytiems. Bye board!

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:31, archived)

Laters you big fag!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:36, archived)

the best part about evolution is that it doesn't apply to fundamentalist religious morons.

they remain as they are or devolve.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 3:02, archived)

Hahahahah

He's cute. What is he?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 3:37, archived)

bah seeing as everything i do is so shit

here is a jessy rip off

that took fuck all time to do
now humiliate me with your scorn!

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:58, archived)

FOR SHAME...

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:59, archived)

FOR HONOUR

FOR VICTORY!

The motto of the Knights of Onan, circa 905 AD

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:00, archived)

nowt like a bit of onanstic pleasure to while away the wee small hours.

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arrangedletters, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:09, archived)

FOR SCOTLAAAAAAAAAAAAND

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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 2:19, archived)

for a breif moment i thaught i was going to be riddiculed for using two letters that

look a bit like an m when places close together.
im far drunker than i thaught. i feel such fury and anger.... grrr i want to smash and destroy angst incarnate. oh this is smash grab grrr grrr
grrr arggg smash i cant convey the grr smash thingy... grrr

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:04, archived)

I have no scorn.

You'll have to make do with swheat.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:01, archived)

smash

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:06, archived)

Everyone who reads this message will have the vengaboys song stuck in their head for the rest of the day.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:03, archived)

you are history's greatest monster

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:04, archived)

I have them stuck in my basement.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:05, archived)

grrr

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:05, archived)

I don't remember how any of their songs go.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:07, archived)

Somewhere, deep down, your heart is yearning to go shalalalala. Shalalalala in the morning.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:08, archived)

I thought that was Tony Cristie.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:10, archived)

Me neither

Thankfully.
I'm listening to Gorillaz, which prevents any attempt at remembering how their songs might go.

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:09, archived)

don't they go "SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT KERCHING SHIT SHIT SHIT"

?

or am I thinking of alternate artists

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:11, archived)

Now they will have to do battle with magmadogs and a giant Mecha Brian Ferry.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:08, archived)

I'm listening to Doro.

I am immune.

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Ratsta, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:17, archived)

which one?

i love them all.

(

connor, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:22, archived)

i watched the aqua video for witch doctor like 3 times yesterday

(

connor, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:25, archived)

DOCTOR JONES, DOCTOR JONES, CALLING DOCTOR JONES

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:40, archived)

DOCTOR JONES DOCTOR JONES

WAKE UP NOW

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:43, archived)

not I

for I have teachers on, and that has a fantastic soundtrack

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:27, archived)

shopped pictures only

a/c

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:25, archived)

you told her once...

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Sun 12 Oct 2008, 2:51, archived)

There was a strange bird outside my window today

(jlkgjsfhoj, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:47, archived)

Mine too

Woo!

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Bob Todd whee, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:50, archived)

CROSS YOUR EYES AND IT'S 3D

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:52, archived)

Hmm

(

Bob Todd whee, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:53, archived)

No it's not.

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Bob Todd whee, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:53, archived)

Weirdly it looks like it's transforming into an eagle or sometihng.

Olcadan.....FIGHT!

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:55, archived)

TECHNO TECHNO TECHNO TECHNO

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Bob Todd whee, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:02, archived)

I thought you loved me.

*wipes away stale tears*

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:04, archived)

I can't work those out.

It's like it's constantly spinning and zooming but, like, forever!

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:04, archived)

The colour-inverted images are slightly zoomed and rotated.

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Bob Todd whee, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:05, archived)

Is it only two frames?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:07, archived)

Four.

Normally they're only two, but I've got the owl in two different poses, so two frames of each.

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Bob Todd whee, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:11, archived)

Oddly enough...

...that fits perfectly with the chip-tunes I'm listening to right now...

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:17, archived)

I saw a lady doing a shit by the side of the road the other day

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:52, archived)

pics

or it didn't happen

(jlkgjsfhoj, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:54, archived)

YOU CAN'T PROVE IT WAS ME

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:00, archived)

nice!

i can't even repost on this piece of shit

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:54, archived)

Hello birdy!

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:04, archived)

Hurrah

for the colourful chappy!

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benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:10, archived)

it came for your soul.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 3:21, archived)

Rarrr!

Instructions: stare at the centre between the two pictures, cross your eyes so that you see 3 images, look at the middle one, angle your head side to side till they match up vertically, focus on the resultant 3D picture.

*edit* on Haku's suggestion, have added significantly more depth!

Previous

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..wil, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:22, archived)

Crosseyed = pain :(

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:24, archived)

soooooorta works

my eye-skills are poor though

(Monsun beery wanderlust, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:26, archived)

Take a break,

have a whisky then try again. You'll get it.

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:34, archived)

I can never maintain my focus with these

I see a blurry picture in the middle that is probably 3d.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:26, archived)

this doesn't work.

i tried animating them together

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:27, archived)

I can assure you it does,

just not for everyone. Sorry!

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..wil, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:31, archived)

only for smart people i see :(

my dad walks around naked, tells me that only smart people can see his cloths all the time :(

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:33, archived)

Nothing to do with smarts, I guess some folks have conscious control of their eyes

and some don't. Kinda like some folks can twiddle their thumbs in opposite directions I guess...

*edit* might also be to do with whether or not you have 20/20 vision too I guess, which I do as I wear glasses...

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..wil, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:38, archived)

Surely everyone can rotate their thumbs in opposites directions, as inately we would do that symetrically.

Getting them to go in the same direction is surely the task.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:48, archived)

Mesh your fingers together with palms facing you and enough space that your thumbs don't touch,

rotate thumbs in opposite directions. Helps if you have someone else to see that you actually are as a lot of times when I've shown folks this only they are convinced they're doing it.

I can do this without any thought or struggle, always have been able to, but I've only been able to find maybe 1-2 other people who also can.

Dunno why, just how your made I guess, brain connections and such, mine are pretty 'special' so maybe this is associated in some way?

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..wil, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:13, archived)

*tries*

Some people can't do that?

edit: Wait, I was doing it wrong. Ignore me.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:16, archived)

I believe I saw this on 'How' on TV in the '70s first, they said nobody could do it and I tried and could do it easily and thought 'You people talk poo!'

then in school the next day everyone was trying to do it and no one could, so I showed them I could and I was a playground freakshow from there on!

Actually one or two kids managed to teach themselves how to do it after much practice, which is interesting, if still rather pointless...

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..wil, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:32, archived)

This...

...is the best one yet.

is slightly biased because I suggested it...

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:28, archived)

wow these are brill

please tell us how you do them
I tiled this as my desktop that really screwed with my eyes

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The sherif of Mottingclam R.I.P Marco, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:30, archived)

Don't you need to have two shots taken from slightly different angles?

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Bob Todd whee, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:32, archived)

that is what I thought

but will appears to have made these from static images i.e. the star wars poster

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The sherif of Mottingclam R.I.P Marco, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:37, archived)

I just 'get' how 3D stereoscopics works, always did, and fake it by selecting various parts of the image and warping or moving them separately,

I find it very easy to look at these and can happily stare at it in 3D the whole time I'm making them, so it's just a case of fiddling till it looks right basically!

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..wil, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:37, archived)

you are very clever I envy your skill

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The sherif of Mottingclam R.I.P Marco, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:39, archived)

But I have a wonky eye!! :( :(

Plz tilt the right image to the left precisely 3.4 degrees -- thx :)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:31, archived)

Here you go

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Bob Todd whee, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:36, archived)

wow!

that actually worked :D :D
Thanks

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:38, archived)

LOL!

Well done! :D

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..wil, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:40, archived)

I see

a cancer.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:31, archived)

Sorta.

It only works if I zoom out far enough that it's too small to be impressive.

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Bob Todd whee, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:31, archived)

where's a tobiacid solideye when you need one eh?

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:32, archived)

needs more depth

here's one I did:

click for big

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:37, archived)

That sir

is truly fucking amazing. Big well done!

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:41, archived)

Oh WELL DONE!!

Nice to see someone else gets it!

I genuflect to your superior skillz (and I couldn't give it much more depth as the image simple didn't have any to begin with, might select something silly-deep for the next one, like say, ooh, a sea that disappears to the horizon! ;)

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..wil, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:43, archived)

Oo! Oooo!

Do a rubik's cube next!!!

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:49, archived)

easy

take two photos of one from slightly ajacent angles

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:54, archived)

thanks

I chose that one because of the levels of depth I could get from it, the alien one does look difficult to turn into a 3d image because there aren't many planes of depth you can recreate

that one did take a bloody long time to split the image up into it's different components though

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:51, archived)

Ace, too!

Especially glad to see these use the cross-eyed method, I've never been able to master the wall-eyed technique.

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benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:03, archived)

nice one

just a tip for any other speccy b3tans who are having trouble with this - I couldn't get it to work til I took my glasses off, may wish to give that a try if you're having problems.

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kingofpork is the king of pork, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:46, archived)

Woo, very nicely done!

Here's a cack-handed attempt from a while back:

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benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:46, archived)

The person in the pink shirt pops forward too much,

otherwise top woo!

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Bob Todd whee, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:51, archived)

Not cack handed at all! Very good!

this and Huka's have made me think: I need to find images with some distance going on!

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..wil, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:53, archived)

nope, can't spot any differences

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:54, archived)

Open it in GIMP or summat

chop half off, lay it on top, spack the visibility. You can see the differences.

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Bob Todd whee, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:04, archived)

i found it easier to do if i made this smaller

oooh almost got the other one to join up.. but its a sturggle.. i have to seriously fight it and then the images in the middle almost joined but kept drifting apart. lol.. which was trippy enough to watch :D

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arrangedletters, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:08, archived)

Ctrl + scrollwheel

Ctrl + 0 to reset

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Bob Todd whee, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:14, archived)

ooooh

legend :)

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arrangedletters, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:19, archived)

Cool.

Works.
Don't listen to the spacktards.

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Zuowan, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 2:06, archived)

Hooray for the cross-eyed method

And for the skillz of course...

Anyone having trouble may find it helpful to hold a finger between the monitor and the eyes, focus on the fingertip, then move it back and forth until you get it right... I just cross my eyes a bit, me.

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 3:03, archived)

my head doesn't do these, but i like aliens.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 3:08, archived)

Anaglyph for those with 3Dglasses. Had to brighten for RedGreen.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 4:00, archived)

Ooh! How you do that?

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..wil, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 4:40, archived)

Magnets, fucking shitty magnets.

Make copy layer, subtract(fill black) green and blue channels.
Same for red on original layer or dup again. Slide to overlay
left and right, use 'lighten' on top layer. Nudge to taste. [/;-D

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 5:33, archived)

awesome

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alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:39, archived)

psp ascii art test


  @@@@@
 @     @
 @ = = @
9@ O-O @6
 /_____\
 \     /

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:15, archived)

JUDGE DUCK

HIS FACE JUST GOT LONGER

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:15, archived)

I read this as FUDGE DICK

oh dear oh dear

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:16, archived)

It kinda turns into a fudge dick in the preview pane when you reply to the post.

COINCIDENCE?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:17, archived)

I'm going to be honest here,

I fear fudge dick. I fear his fudgey justice.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:19, archived)

IF YOU'VE GOT NOTHING TO HIDE, YOU'VE GOT NOTHING TO FEAR.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:22, archived)

OH SHIT

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 1:35, archived)

Maybe his face had just grow

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:22, archived)

Monkey?

Today, I logged onto the facebook account that I created for Desmond Tutu for the first time in ages.
Amongst a lot of requests and notifications there was a message which said,
"Why are you impersonating Desmond Tutu? How about emulating him instead?"
So I said (as Desomnd Tutu),
"Lol shut-up yeah I am Des. The Original. Word up. Much love to my main man God."
and she has just replied with,
"Those who don't know him might be fooled for a while - that's what bothers me.
Anyway, I guess you (and half a dozen others) will keep on, though it beats me why anyone would want to do that."

Link if you want to add him

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:15, archived)

facebook?

no.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 3:14, archived)

Judge duck satisfies my need for swift justice.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:16, archived)

You're sure that's not fudge dick?

And an urge for swift fudge?

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:20, archived)

Ok maybe I need to hump some fudge

but not right now, that would be inappropriate. Mixed company and all that.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:27, archived)

filename gives it away . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:18, archived)

umm...

*brain explodes*

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:32, archived)

Judge frog to the rescue!

*Frog*

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:18, archived)

psp ascii art test

i can't even see it properly
it doesn't do fixed width. :(

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:22, archived)

Homer Simpson?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:19, archived)

Heh

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:33, archived)

psp ascii art test

woo
animated gifs work then!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:40, archived)

he's eaten his bread crusts.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 3:15, archived)

A thing

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:09, archived)

Having completed an intensive course on Thing Recognition, I can conclude that this is a Thing.

Congratulations!

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:10, archived)

It's a thing

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:11, archived)

What does it crave?

I suspect that it just wants to fit in.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:12, archived)

What do YOU crave, mofaha?

Sometimes we have to answer the difficult questions.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:13, archived)

I crave SWIFT JUSTICE.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:15, archived)

Right now, a drink.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:15, archived)

It's 10am after a heavy night

I think I'm still a bit tipsy.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:17, archived)

Haha

well I have my drink now, it's lemonade. I'm going to make a picture I think. I don't know what to make though.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:18, archived)

Something that involves babbies.

Babbies is importance.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:21, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:22, archived)

THIS WORLD IS NOT YET READY FOR YOU, THING

YOU AND I WERE NEVER MEANT TO BE

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:11, archived)

Amazething !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:11, archived)

Oooh shapey.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:15, archived)

ooh nice

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:16, archived)

lettuce.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 3:11, archived)

Does my fat arse look fat in this dress ?

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OneOfSome, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 23:38, archived)

Not nessecarily . . . but your cheeks do !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 23:42, archived)

Ummm....... Wouldn't.

Edit: I couldn't shag Lester Pigott with TITS....No sireeee.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 23:42, archived)

yes

i`m trying to look at b3ta on a psp
it's shit.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 23:47, archived)

Grainy ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 23:48, archived)

B3ta or the PSP?

I've never liked the PSP browser. Even the DS browser works better.

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 23:48, archived)

Aye, the PSP's browser is shocking.

It's quite good at Google Reader but that's about it.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 23:54, archived)

..and...

...the Flash Player never works properly, due to memory limitations.

My boss modded my PSP using the Pandora Battery - I can run PSP games as ISO files from the memory stick! Which is cool because it seems highly illogical to me to have a handheld video game system that uses optical discs. That's so...1991.

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 23:56, archived)

Aye, the battery and loading time gains are massive.

It's nice to have a disc though. They say all new games will be available on PSN next year, but I'm not sure I'll go for it.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:03, archived)

Don't have a P$3...

...so kinda irrelevant. I'm not a Microshaft fanboy or nuthing, All my computers are macs... but I love my 360 and I just big fat don't like the P$3. Looks like a cheap air conditioner.

Bring back the Dreamcast, that's what I say.

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:32, archived)

I was going to say you don't need a PS3 for PSN stuff,

but there doesn't seem to be any Mac or Linux support yet.
As for the air conditioner- hopefully a slim/not butt-ugly version will be out next year, but I'm not holding my breath.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:40, archived)

i've only tried a text only only one for the ds. i wish this thing had t9!

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 23:57, archived)

I'm playing Monster Hunter Freedom 2 at the moment.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:07, archived)

Try looking at Loco Rocco on a PSP.

I can assure you it's a million times better.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:10, archived)

As good as a kitten on a ZX spectrum?

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:14, archived)

Better.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:20, archived)

played that loads already :)

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:29, archived)

Roco roco is awesome...

...but I think Me and my Katamri is much more fun. Not as cute though.

Best PSP game I've played so far has to be Silent Hill Zero...

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:38, archived)

She's...

...kind of an inverted Sarah Jessica Parker...

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 23:47, archived)

/\ This /\

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 23:49, archived)

COR!

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McBadger COW, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 23:49, archived)

STEP RIGHT UP

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 23:56, archived)

*looks gif horse in mouth*

OK !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 23:59, archived)

I've had her.

*may be lies

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idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sat 11 Oct 2008, 23:59, archived)

Yes, and you might wanna trim that minge hair

it's down to your knees.

(

HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:04, archived)

Your arse does look a bit faOH MY GOD YOUR KNEES GO BACKWARDS

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:13, archived)

LOLOLOL

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Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:54, archived)

Its Sat night and my mate wants a fight

mind you I think he's got beadles left hand

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boff FL OZ, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 23:22, archived)

Did...

...anyone else hear 'Whigfield' when they read that?

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 23:25, archived)

Id delete this post

erase your hard drive and leave the country after this admission

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boff FL OZ, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 23:29, archived)

THIS

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 23:30, archived)

I think we shall call him 'ankles'

cos after this admission he is in so deep its all we can see of him

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boff FL OZ, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 23:36, archived)

Sorry..

...I never liked bad nineties digital dance music either, but 'she' was around when I was in high school... kind of stays with you.

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 23:50, archived)

Keep your dukes up !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 23:38, archived)

(

brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 23:18, archived)

toapeacock

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 23:20, archived)

I sometimes consider our foreheads prime advertising space, even more in these uncertain economic times

The Samaritans in big red friendly letters perhaps?

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 23:25, archived)

Some dumb woman sold her forehead on ebay.

An online betting company bought it and tattooed a logo on it.

www.sfgate.com/c/pictures/2005/07/01/mn_forehead_sale_utsal5.jpg

why would roulette someone do that to you?

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 23:27, archived)

stupid bitch

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 23:29, archived)

my sentiments exactly

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 23:31, archived)

Haha

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 23:31, archived)

Haha

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 23:32, archived)

What a stupid slapper

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 23:33, archived)

stupid human is stupid

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:04, archived)

fucking stupid

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:50, archived)

That would be a fine use of waisted space . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 23:28, archived)

the other day I walked across a large bridge

on the beginning of the bridge was a sign for the samaritans

I laughed

then I felt bad :(

then a bus went past and I got wetted

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:03, archived)

That makes me feel bad and wetted at the same time too . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:11, archived)

good job it was already pissing down biblically

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:17, archived)

Does it work for scratch ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 23:26, archived)

May I add to this peacocky goodness?

cheers

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 23:33, archived)

Oh, that's most lovely

I almost expected fireworks!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 23:37, archived)

cheers

took long enough to make, and even more to optimise.

I think it had about 100 frames at first, and it did a bit more tricks with the eyes

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 23:57, archived)

*fears*

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 23:39, archived)

fucking peacocks.

always showing off, and then when you sneak a look and they aren't expecting it, they're in a dark room sucking off bats.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 2:55, archived)

klu klux ..everyone's favourite clan

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Elvis impersonator, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 23:05, archived)

Hahahaha

woo

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 23:06, archived)

Hahaha

You are ever so slightly wonderful

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 23:08, archived)

Also...

...most prolfific noob ever!

Have a click.

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 23:08, archived)

We said this about Toasty

I seem to recall

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 23:12, archived)

Christ 200 posts in 7 days.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 23:35, archived)

Does that mean

we get some sexy nudity?

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 23:52, archived)

arf!

how jolly

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 23:09, archived)

Dance along all.

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=FVIXraaqXPU

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 23:10, archived)

also see

this
(NSFW)

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 23:13, archived)

Yes you clan clan . . .

BLOOMERS !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 23:10, archived)

glad y'like it kind people

can i just mention this guy while i'm here
ace shopper:http://www.rense.com/1.mpicons/dees1.htm

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Elvis impersonator, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 23:17, archived)

A bit political . . .

I like the artwork though . . . more so at his main site !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 23:23, archived)

*looks at bridge inn*

is that in bridge end? (would explain a few things)
I saw a duck today :) and some swans and some baby swans and a cormorant and a heron and some crows and a bird that i couldn't recognise

Good night b3ta!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 23:18, archived)

was it a why bird?

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 23:20, archived)

why why why why

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 23:28, archived)

there is no why

it is bird

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 23:30, archived)

...

...was it Katie Price?

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 23:20, archived)

she used to be called keith price

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 23:29, archived)

spiffing !

are you sure you're noob to this ?

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OneOfSome, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 23:39, archived)

ku, not klu.

they dance better when they're being fired at.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 2:53, archived)

Thanks WIL

Edit: DELETED......it's SHITE. (Sorry all)

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:36, archived)

I missed it, put it back up

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ClanSoul, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:38, archived)

^ This ^

Where's the image?
There's supposed to be an image...

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:39, archived)

My mind's ear heard Marvin Martian saying that

It was filed under 'Where's the Kaboom?!? There was supposed to be an earth shattering Kaboom!"

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:42, archived)

i once fell over

a failure

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Elvis impersonator, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:47, archived)

Thats...

...rather fail. Well done.

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:56, archived)

There ya go.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:39, archived)

Told ya it was CRAP.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:40, archived)

Yeh...

...pretty much. But thanks for trying.

I believe it's bein corrected as we speak...

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:42, archived)

I wish I hadn't asked.

*downloads adblock*
*uses*

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ClanSoul, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:40, archived)

No, good idea, just needed a bit of adjustment:

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..wil, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:45, archived)

I adblock one and another pops up!

WILL YOU LET ME GET ANY SLEEP TONIGHT!?

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ClanSoul, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:46, archived)

NO!!

Teehee...

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..wil, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:51, archived)

Subtle...

...but much better.

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:47, archived)

woo

managed it finally!!

bloop was right about the lights being off.. also the image appears closer to the left side for me rather than in the middle.. huzzah. back down to the starwars one :)

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arrangedletters, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)

i can only see it on the right...

no where near the middle...
am my eyes broken?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 23:01, archived)

it works perfectly for me on the image

i linked to a few comments down.

but i think i may of borked my eyes staring at linda blair D:

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arrangedletters, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 23:03, archived)

Yeaaah...

...they don't really have a cure for that yet. Except for rice. The power of Rice compels you...

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 23:04, archived)

Depends...

...do you hear a crunching sound when you tilt your head?

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 23:03, archived)

actually yes

but thats just my neck
edit : i got thrown like a frisbee when i was playing rugby when i was about 12, never been the same since

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 23:04, archived)

Ah OK...

...Necks tend to crunch, broken eyes sort of sound like when you're picking up broken glass.

I can make my neck crunch on demand. Very useful in crowded lifts.

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 23:10, archived)

neck/spine

ankles (well my ankle clicks with every step)
are the only things i can click on deman, i used to be able to click my knees... but it hurts now :( stupid hurty legs

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 23:14, archived)

Yeh...

...I can do my ankles and my big toes, also my ring fingers, just by moving them. I don;t know why, but it's rather fun. I also used to be able to fill my mouth will blood on cue, but I think that was just gingivitis.

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 23:19, archived)

i can make my eyes go red if i hold my breath long enough

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 23:28, archived)

Star Wars one is the best so far.

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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:51, archived)

Y Fank U!

I'm learning as I go, hopefully more folks will do the same for looking at 'em! ;)

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..wil, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:53, archived)

is this a steroegram?

or is that something else?

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arrangedletters, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:54, archived)

It is a stereogram..

...in that it's two separated images with depth cues. That's pretty much the definition of a Stereogram.

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:57, archived)

that one i can get working very well.. not sure if the white dots help with the allignment

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Stereo_Pair,_Lake_Palanskoye_Landslide,_Kamchatka_Peninsula,_Russia.jpg

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arrangedletters, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:58, archived)

See I can do that, but it takes a while and I lose it really quickly.

But anything wider than that is really hard to do.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 23:03, archived)

Have a break for five minutes

then try again. I couldn't see the first one at first but after leaving it alone for a bit it just came naturally.

Also, I think Whisky helps.

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 23:06, archived)

it really is excellent.

howdyadoit

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 23:11, archived)

Agrees....... Brilliant thinking with the 3D imaging. Wil FTW.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 23:02, archived)

To save wasting a thread, can anyone help me?

Is there a way to connect a PS3 to a non-HDCP monitor?

Could I get an AV - DVI and audio cable?

The only connections the monitor has are DVI and an audio in. I know you can get HDMI - DVI, but apparently you need a HDCP monitor for that...

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:40, archived)

I'm on ps3 and i attatch mine with this, but it's to my laptop and i have no idea about hdcp or anything.

www.amazon.co.uk/Microsoft-Xbox-360-VGA-Cable/dp/B000AYYADE

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:43, archived)

Ah brilliant.

What do you do about audio?

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:45, archived)

It comes through from my laptop speakers.

I don't know how or why, i don't really understand anything.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:50, archived)

I think...

...that ordinary games will work just fine with the HDMI - DVI converter, but Blu-ray movies will be a problem. Fucking DRM.

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:44, archived)

I'm not sure.

I've heard people have been connecting with HDMI - DVI, and just gettign a black screen, and apparently it's because the monitors aren't HDCP.

Although I could well be wrong. I know very little about this sort of thing.

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:46, archived)

I'm an engineer,

but I've never used a P$3. I could never trust a video game console that looks like it should be cooling my living room more than it can play games. [/Sony Design Blog]

HDMI - DVI converters are only a few quid on the eBayTube so you won't have lost out too much. I think one of my cow-workers has a P$3 and the converter dongle, I'll axe him when he gets back fro India...

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:52, archived)

Ah, ok.

Well I'll give that a try then. Thanks. :)

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:56, archived)

Oh...

...read this: forum.gefen.com/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=1241

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 23:03, archived)

Thanks. :D

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 23:19, archived)

eurghh!

There are very few images which get my primal 'fear' thing going as much as this one always has.

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:40, archived)

^This

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ClanSoul, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:42, archived)

You are a Cunt!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:43, archived)

Who.......me?

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:45, archived)

I always read your nazi posts in a really happy sing-song voice.

I'm not sure why.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:45, archived)

It's the Whoop! Whoop!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:53, archived)

Can...

...we have some sexy nudity when you get to 16,000?

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 23:17, archived)

everything i've ever done is shite!

bUT DOES THAT STOP ME? nO SIR, IT DOES NOT!

(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:46, archived)

...

...check your Caps Lock key

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:53, archived)

Hardly a TJ

Does anyone know a company that will do a graphic design 'apprentiship'?

As in receiving wages as you progress and ultimately being part of the company.

Or any help around the subject would be useful.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)

Google that shit?

Thats prob your best bet, look for graphic design comps and send out some emails

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:55, archived)

Yeah i'm trying desperately.

I've spent all of tonight writing a CV and sending it out to as many companies i could think of, basically for a trade apprentiship.
But I would like to pursue graphic design/illustration, the only thing stopping me is that if i did, i'd have to go to college and live
on £30 a week EMA, which is hardly enough to run my ped with let alone live on.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:59, archived)

The 'receiving a wage' as you learn is the unrealistic bit, I'm afraid; life simply doesn't happen like that

unless you sign up to some government placement where you'll be on a very low wage for a while whilst you are trained up

Who's going to employ a novice on a salary?

Volunteer for a while if you consider yourself hot enough, and learn all you can; then apply for a proper job as a pro

www.bapla.org.uk/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=12&Itemid=109&favm=627

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 23:07, archived)

The NHS.

/well paid training position blog
Although admittedly, I expect more people want to be graphic designers than Scientists.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 23:09, archived)

Ask...

...around your local Univeristies. They're always looking for Photoshop Monkeys (they call them 'Graphic Technicians')

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:56, archived)

Try this:

www.bapla.org

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:59, archived)

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:35, archived)

Haha

woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:36, archived)

mmm

Click for Wank Poster size(166KB)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:37, archived)

a guy on another forum made this:

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:42, archived)

I did this one a few days ago

Click for bigger (116KB)

we should email these to McCain -- I have always wondered what happens if one presidential candidate dies before the election.

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:46, archived)

In this case,

we all have a party.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:48, archived)

I just keep hearing

Giggidy giggidy as I look at this^

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Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:51, archived)

Shovel time . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:52, archived)

mint :)

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arrangedletters, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:39, archived)

haha

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:54, archived)

yup.

she is a right milf.

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idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sat 11 Oct 2008, 23:53, archived)

gilf

actually.

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calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Tue 14 Oct 2008, 0:22, archived)

Don't let her near the nukes...

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Greblord is six feet behind you, just out of sight, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:32, archived)

Nice :)

click

(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 8:53, archived)

Neat!

Simple but effective.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:10, archived)

Holmes for sale

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Geoffpeas All the cut, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:25, archived)

Hahahah

This makes me laugh so much

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ClanSoul, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:26, archived)

Hahahaha

I dont know why this makes me laugh so much

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:26, archived)

Hahaha

why does it make me laugh so much?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:26, archived)

runs away...

...................................

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:28, archived)

hahaha.

i'm laughing so much. someone tell me why.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:29, archived)

He is spooky

a man with some secrative agenda

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:36, archived)

hahahaha

i'm catching it too

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Elvis impersonator, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)

OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG!

I love this! I hope you do too!

Instructions: stare at the centre between the two pictures, cross your eyes so that you see 3 images, look at the middle one, angle your head side to side till they match up vertically, focus on the resultant 3D picture.

*edit* oops, post posting, noticed a slight fuck up to the left of Han, corrected, refresh please...

Previous

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..wil, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:23, archived)

I can't do these :[

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ClanSoul, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:25, archived)

I CAN'T DO THESE EITHER!

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:34, archived)

Hold me.

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ClanSoul, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:35, archived)

stand on your head...

...rub two sticks together...fart... and spin around five times... stop...Hammertime!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:25, archived)

*boogies*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:28, archived)

...

...to "Aswad"?

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 23:08, archived)

It doesnt work for me :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:26, archived)

Are you defective in some way?

J/K - this will never work for some people - those with only one working eye for instance, or those with a major discrepency in the focusing power of each eye.

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:38, archived)

No I just can never do these things

The magic eye things never work for me

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:41, archived)

It wiggles when I tilt my head !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:26, archived)

woo!

seems to work better if I turn the lights off

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:27, archived)

YAY!

Looks like it's you and me then, Bloop! ;)

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..wil, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:38, archived)

And me...

...I'm the second person that was able to see this image.

100% of true.

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:46, archived)

I can't get them to match up at this size.

Could you post a smaller version?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:28, archived)

Sit further away?

It would lose a lot of potency if smaller...

Soz to all you for whom this won't work.

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..wil, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:33, archived)

I tried that, but there's only so much headphone cable.

Oh well

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:34, archived)

IT HAS NO SOUND!

I give up...

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..wil, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:40, archived)

My eyes can't cope with these

I read only today that franchise has made a rather fucking mental $4,211,594,022 worldwide in box office's alone, let alone all the lego stuff and Hasbro plastic bendy people

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:28, archived)

It looks good

I always have to resample these down to about 400px across in order to see them.

I am sooo looking forward to LCD 3D technology going more mainstream. There has been an increase in buzz about it.

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:28, archived)

I'm sure porn scientists have everything in hand

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:51, archived)

So that's what that buzz was . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:53, archived)

This...

...really does work, and is made of win. Once you've got the third image in the middle, just relax and let your eyes do the foussing. Don't strain too much and it will just happen. Magic.
*edit* I especially love the way that the debt-star has some depth, and the complosion in the middle-right is spherical!

You deserve a whisky sir!

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:29, archived)

^this

But it gives me a headache to do too much.

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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:32, archived)

Yeh...

...I nearly gave myself hemiplegia trying to see the earlier stereogram, but this one works really well.

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:35, archived)

Actually, I've just gone back and done his earlier one

and while I couldn't get it to work then, it looks great now. Very good work.

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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:39, archived)

Once you've got the knack...

...it's not that tricky to reproduce. It's like the inverse of looking at a random-dot stereogram (magic eye).

and I think you mean "Ich bin nerdlich..."

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 23:01, archived)

I can't focus on shit when I'm bos-eyed

(random_monkey Dosadno mi e, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:29, archived)

I take it back

That's frickin' awesome...

I found it easier to focus if I squinted lightly once I'd got the positioning right

(random_monkey Dosadno mi e, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:34, archived)

I have glasses, so I have to squint in order to focus it

But it does work! Tres cool.

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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:30, archived)

i love it

but i look a twat.

...maybe i should take off my giant twat suit, fnarr.

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agent-c fulfilling your wants and perverting your needs, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:36, archived)

does this look like any celebrity in particular?

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)

Nancy Reagan?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:09, archived)

O.J.'s mug shot...

...?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:09, archived)

this.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)

OJ is in orange juice?

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)

What crazy stunt will he get up to next

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)

attempted escape i guess

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)

O.J. With an identity crisis? What with the 2 different colours etc.?

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:24, archived)

Peter Sutcliffe?

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)

Burt Backarack?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)

Yes.

Mario off of Big Brother. He was a celebrity and everything.

(AMadDayYes, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)

o_O

bang on. i can draw folk's faces after all.

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)

Will smith?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)

I don't know, will he?

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:15, archived)

Alaska¬

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:15, archived)

Jamaica?

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:16, archived)

Leeds!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:16, archived)

Norway!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:22, archived)

Slovakia!

/ac
_{I really dont know why its in the /ac}

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:24, archived)

Iceland!

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ClanSoul, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:26, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8822492

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:26, archived)

Errr I dunno, I may be meating with a lady person

I shall see

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:28, archived)

Ah, the eternal conflict.

Woman vs. pie.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:31, archived)

Yes what a conflict, Pie is good tho!

I love pies!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:33, archived)

Andrew "Dice" Clay

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)

that tickles

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:15, archived)

a mixture of Samurai Jack, Fred Flinstone, OJ Simpson, Emilio Estevez

...and I scroll up to see that I am not the only one who thought of OJ

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:22, archived)

...

...Jordan?

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 23:13, archived)

Sylvestor Stallone

AICMFP

(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 23:56, archived)

BLACTOR.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:11, archived)

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