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# Gordon Lambsay
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:47, archived)
# baa
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Oh dear
Made me laugh far too much. Yay!
(thick as a brick I think a no, I mean a yes, but it's all wrong, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Ha ha ha he looks so happy about it too.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:53, archived)
# :D
I am very much enjoying this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:56, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:57, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:59, archived)
# hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:16, archived)
# I fear this
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:57, archived)
# SLICE HIM UP!

i'm hungry
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:58, archived)
# here's ya cones ya wee jobbie bastards
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:59, archived)
# haha
what's f'pudding?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:59, archived)
# shirley i've seen this before..
but have a woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:59, archived)
# mumblemumble
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Ha ha ha. What the jiggery!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:04, archived)
# You, are a wonderful thing.
ver' won'erful!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Ha ha ha.
The worry of beans.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:07, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:44, archived)
# haha
you win the internet
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:44, archived)
# thank you.
but where will I put it? I won Ceefax in a raffle a few months back, and there's not much cupboard space.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:49, archived)
# careful with that information delivery medium
it's an antique
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:53, archived)
# aplopalypse now!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)
# haha
that's much better. I thought of "apoocalypse now" :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Oh my lord.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Haaarry Ramsden
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:47, archived)
# I had fi and chi at the weekend, and am still paying for it.
Well, that and the massive bit of cow (done perfectly, 16 oz of burnt on the outside and bleeding profusely on the inside) the day after.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:49, archived)
# please do not say these things when I haven't had any lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Well I wasn't aware of that.
The chef pooed on it, then rubbed it on every single member of girls aloud before he gave it to me. And then he raped me in the ear.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:53, archived)
# you had to throw in the horny bit at the end, didn't you?
*huffs*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)
# EAR, love, EAR.
ONE r.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:55, archived)
# I stand by my comment.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:56, archived)
# If it's alright with you, I'll sit by mine.
Lazy arsed hobag and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:57, archived)
# *rapes ear*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:59, archived)
# I hope there's steak coming.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:00, archived)
# ^ *wins 'Best Reply Of The Day' award*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)
# :D heehee!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:16, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:17, archived)
# *CLICK*
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:58, archived)
# cheers.
I assumed it had gone down badly, so stopped checking for comments. Excuse the delay. Pip pip!

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)
# hahahaha!
magnifiqué
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:58, archived)
# goodness
worth coming back to the board for.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:59, archived)
# haha
this is where pampers come in handy
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:02, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:17, archived)
# A very badly worded product description
Child Predator Hands

As endorsed by:

(Mr_Fingers, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Very Halo.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:40, archived)
# hahaha!!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:40, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:59, archived)
# I'm bored, so have a well-dressed duck.
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)
# I say old chap, splendid day what what?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:24, archived)
# *would*
Can I spam this here?

It is rude to do so, but I can fuck right off.

b3ta.com/links/Testicular_shaving_preliminaries
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:35, archived)
# You strange boy...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:42, archived)
# don't shave your balls with the electrical machine.
it will cut you. fact.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:55, archived)
# i've known this chap since he was a baby
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:26, archived)
# everything seems to be in order here
carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:27, archived)
# I endorse this comment
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)
# well harrow!
yo braking my balls man, braking my balls.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:33, archived)
# harrow prease!
we are chinese peopre!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:43, archived)
# very dapper :)

freefoto.com is going to be pissed at you stealing his photoshop though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Snooker / Rocky Pun Anyone?
No? Oh well...

(I helped save b3ta! skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:20, archived)
# shiny
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)
# aren't those your gloves?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:23, archived)
# *joins the back of the queue*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:22, archived)
# I'm not getting this
but - you know - chin up... it's not the end of the world. I am quite thick sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:24, archived)
# I need to get out more
Tony Drago - Maltese Snooker Legend
+
Ivan Drago - Rocky Baddie
=
Ivan Drago - Obscure pun no-one gets

(I helped save b3ta! skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:26, archived)
# thanks
I'm a big Rocky fan... not so much with the Billiards though...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Nom-nom-nom

Click for cleaner (1MB)
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:15, archived)
# This is chuffing fantastic!

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:15, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:35, archived)
# IT'S THE ETERNAL CORN OF JUSTICE
KILL. KILL NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Wonderfully done!
Ace return action there! :D

*edit& Inspired by: icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/funny-pictures-cat-eats-an-ear-of-corn-with-typewriter-sound-effects.jpg ?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:19, archived)
# indeed it was
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:27, archived)
# Faultlessly executed!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:39, archived)
# hahahah!!!!!!!!!
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Mmmhhh
Mucho Clickingtos
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)
# HehHehHeh!
This is good!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)
# purrr-fect
*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Hahah excellent!!
www.imeem.com/momiim/music/7YY-5SgQ/arthur_fiedler_the_boston_pop_orchestra_the_typewriter/

clicky play arrow
/relurks
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:24, archived)
# This deserves....
a) a Woo!
b) *click*

:-)
(ShaunyBoi has been surviving fires since, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:25, archived)
# ACME kitten!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:27, archived)
# this made my day!
thank you damocles!! :D

have multiple clicks!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:27, archived)
# nom nom nom *CLICK*
Ace :)
(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:31, archived)
# hahahah, that is corn-chompingly BRILLIANT!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:35, archived)
# hehe ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:40, archived)
# haha
this is lovely indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Hahaha!
Eat them corms! :D
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:12, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:03, archived)
# 'noon!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)
# HUZZAH!
SHE'S A FUCKING CUNT!
and i dont often use that word to describe ladies, i reserve it for speical ones. i despise that woman.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)
# I've slept with her.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:11, archived)
# M2
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:13, archived)
# join the club
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:13, archived)
# I've stopped recieving the club newsletter though
they must have lost my address when I moved last.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)
# who hasn't?
apart from Mr Ritchie

"The difference between our marriage and every other celebrity marriage is we know ours is a sham!"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:43, archived)
# she should die already.
he should do snatch 2
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:14, archived)
# tries rapidly to think of a snatch joke......
*fails*
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Dyelikefamousamericandags?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Yeh I Like famousamericandags, But I Like Caravans More!
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:22, archived)
# I don't know
if she wasn't her they'd just find someone to be like her... so - you know - count your blessings.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Snatch 2 is Snatch, surely?
It's kind of Lock Stock 2.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:36, archived)
# noong!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:17, archived)
# DJs will die when he flicks his wrist
DJs will die when he flicks his wrist
DJs will die when he flicks his wrist
A-And I love Hip Hop
Like Madonna loves dick!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:17, archived)
# The Fallen Madonna with the big Booby of a Film Director
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:20, archived)
# knockvurst?
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Phwoarr
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)
# I suddenly feel like plumbing something
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)
# The depths of despair?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)
# her gaping axewound?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)
# HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:23, archived)
# NO I BLOODY WOULDN'T.
And anyone that says they would is broken in a bad way.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)
# FUCKIN EXTRA WOULD
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)
# bluch
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)
# More cartnoon 'shopping the geeks didn't appreciate...


Click for bigger (133KB)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:40, archived)
# For some reason
I approve of this sort of thing.

Though I'm not sure why ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:41, archived)
# I have no idea what that means...
but I like it nevertheless...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:45, archived)
# this make me really puzzled
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:47, archived)
# I don't get it
but then again, I'm a donkey...:-(
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Did you see the girl in the red dress?
I made her. Sexy, huh? I can hook you guys up.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Sometimes, her arms bend backwards...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:52, archived)
# watch out for my cousin
(I helped save b3ta! Alfred Pimble uninspired since, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:54, archived)
# A moose once bit my sister.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)
# I moosed your sister
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)
# no, is this her?
jelly.b3ta.com/board/8835686
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:53, archived)
# I've had her.
She was crap.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)
# lies!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:13, archived)
# hahahahhahahahha!
Sorry for the TJ, but I just need to ask a quick question: How many people here are designers, and how many of you are using Quark (or at least prefer it to InDesign)?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:52, archived)
# I suspect very few
since Indesign is a Aston Martin to Quark's Maxi

Do you have a quark query? I could ransack my long-forgotten memories of it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)
# oh no, that's ok, I'm fine with quark,
it's just that who I'm working for atm wants everything in InDesign, which is fine, but they want to use the services of another company for a form of online publishing, but they requre everything in Quark. So i have to either convert everything to Quark, which is a complete arse of a job, or convince this other company to re-engineer their software to use InDesign. Which is even more of an arse to do.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Yes, no.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Quark's a yoghurt, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:44, archived)
# i is designer
but i don't do much print so i've never used either.

aren't i usful
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Yorkshire Terrier
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Hahaha
This is making my lollery gland rolf.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:41, archived)
# This is gleesome
You may have my gleeoma
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:41, archived)
# yay!
thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Treasure it, nurture it
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:54, archived)
# That's a new screen you owe my boss...
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:42, archived)
# hahaha
true lolz
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:45, archived)
# hahahha, awww, thats excellent!
have you got the source there? It looks a lot like my dog (obviously without those teeth and eyes :D)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)
# there you go
www.dog-breeds-explained.info/images/yorkshire-terrier.jpg

:)
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)
# hmmmm.... My Yorkie looks a lot more ewok-like than that.....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:08, archived)
# well ewoks
and yorkies can interbreed, but their offspring are mules
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:15, archived)
# periscope up:howl
champ chomper
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)
# luvvit
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:14, archived)
# OH HAI POPULAR SPONG EYES!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)
# is he going to bring back the A-team?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:58, archived)
# I'm not sure where I was going with this


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Deep...
(King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:41, archived)
# I did everything but the lyrics.
They're from the Spice Girls during their Goth phase.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Not even divorced
and he's already replaced the scraggy trannie with a younger looking model.



Excuse the sloppy 'Shopping. :s
(Mr_Fingers, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:30, archived)
# I don't mind
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:32, archived)
# pffft...
So, that's his career over now then ... whoopee!

Although there is still the small matter of his Sherlock Holmes film that is imminent
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:33, archived)
# he's got a career?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Yeah, being Mr Madonna
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:37, archived)
# ah right
fair enough. hardly "News" though. they announced this weeks ago
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:38, archived)
# with the Downey-beast!
Surely even Guy Ritchie can't fuck that up?

/wishful thinking blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Downey!
I was trying to remember who was in it that made me go 'WTFSFF?'
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Quite so.
And very well put, if I may say so.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Why thank you :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:42, archived)
# You'd think...
"'olmes, you cant! We got a fackin' case to solf!"

"Fack off, Watson, you facking muppet. You facking pickey cant!"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:38, archived)
# :D
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:40, archived)
# You know you want her....
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Is she american?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:30, archived)
# British
and willing
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Clearly
As she is getting kecks off ready
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:34, archived)
# I am sure I don't want to know
what the very top of her head is made from...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:30, archived)
#
www.spurgeon.org/images/Suge/uglydog4.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:30, archived)
# What...
is that on the top of the head...?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:33, archived)
#
jelly.b3ta.com/board/8835692
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Are you gilbert in disguise?
Are you gilbert .... in disguise?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Bloody hell! GILBERT
I had forgotten about him...it
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Phwoarr!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:35, archived)
# hahahaha
love the different types of fake-legs
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Hahahaha
nice seamshorse and cart!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:37, archived)
# lolz- wi' mayonnaise
*star for this
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:16, archived)
# I coloured in a Walrus Man pickchur:

Stayed between the lines n everyfink too...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:20, archived)
# excellent work
:)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:22, archived)
# beez!
edit: nice FP!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Cheers!
They seem to be coming a lot lately, only 2 days after I post them, which intrigues me!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Ooooo...
sweet gradients :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Ver' nice
ver' nice indeed.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Mmmm, show me your flame...
Can anyone give me tips on how to do this in The GIMP?
(ed: 'this' as in 'super funky pastel effect gradients')
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:25, archived)
# You know how to do gradients at all?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:30, archived)
# I do...
Just realised that's a much simpler thing than I thought...should have looked more carefully, lol

Thought the gradient was going in all sorts of different directions. Just realised there's actually only one gradient there with the arrowy thing as a mask.

Feeling a bit silly now... :-)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:38, archived)
# No worries :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:49, archived)
# I think this is about the only gradient I've done that went as I had hoped...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Why have I never seen this before?
This is FABULOUS :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Why thankee!
It came out of the 'Graphs' compo. Someone posted a graph outline of the Death Star under construction, it looked a bit Frasier-esque, one thing led to another and...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)
# cool
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Lovely stuff.
I'm especially liking the red.
I'd like to have my living room in that red.

/redecoration blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:17, archived)
# wtf!
lols

Fred Savage (front, 2nd left) FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:18, archived)
# bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:18, archived)
# B3ta Bash?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Like my 'tasche?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Parkinsons section
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:31, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:22, archived)
# The chap sat on the left
has some extreme "teeth-grittage" going on.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Not so royal rumble?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:25, archived)
# subtle...
nice
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Man, that is fucking with my head.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:28, archived)
# "hi Bob", "hi Bob", "hi Bob", "hi Bob", "hi Bob", "hi Bob", "hi Bob", "hi Bob",
"hi Bob", "hi Bob", "hi Bob", "hi Bob", "hi Bob", "hi Bob", "hi Bob", "hi Bob", "hi Bob", "hi Bob", "hi Bob", "hi Bob", "hi Bob", "hi Bob", "hi Bob", "hi Bob", "hi Bob", "hi Bob", "hi Bob", "hi Bob", "hi Bob", "hi Bob", "hi Bob", "hi Bob", "hi Bob", "hi Bob", "hi Bob", "hi Bob", "hi Bob", "hi Bob", "hi Bob", "hi Bob", "hi Bob", "hi Bob", "hi Bob", "hi Bob", "hi Bob", "hi Bob", "hi Bob", "hi Bob", "hi Bob", "hi Bob", "hi Bob", "hi Bob", "hi Bob", "hi Bob", "hi Bob", "hi Bob", "hi Bob", "hi Bob", "hi Bob", "hi Bob", "hi Bob", "hi Bob", "hi Bob", "hi Bob", "hi Bob", "hi Bob", "hi Bob", "hi Bob", "hi Bob", "hi Bob", "hi Bob", "hi Bob", "hi Bob", "hi Bob", "hi Bob", "hi Bob", "hi Bob", "hi Bob", "hi Bob", "hi Bob", "hi Bob", "hi Bob", "hi Bob", "hi Bob", "hi Bob", "hi Bob", "hi Bob", "hi Bob", "hi Bob", "hi Bob", "hi Bob", "hi Bob",
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:37, archived)
# winners
!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Neverending source of teh lulz
I love all of these
(hypernation, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 3:41, archived)
# Becasue I'm getting excited about halloween
and because I'm very purile..

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)
# pah
he didn't even get it into her eye!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:09, archived)
# I can't believe they've remade Friday 13th!
why? Just why?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Cash
Moneh.
(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:09, archived)
# moolah
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)
# readies
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)
# wonga
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)
# spondooliks
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)
# because it's cheaper and easier than making a new film
and they know people will pay to see it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)
# I've just seen the bootleg of the trailer
Apparebntly they are 're-imagining' the backstory.

In other words they are gonna take bits and bobs of the first three and make a new movie.

They are even changing how he got the mask.

FFS Hollywood! STOP IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)
# the bonus of the whole situation is this:
Hollywood executives are a bunch of tossers who have the moral and artistic integrity of people who go to Cambodia for sexually touristic purposes...

SO - as someone who has both artistic AND moral integrity YOU are better qualified to know what makes a good film. Therefore, you should become a movie executive. The End.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Love to
unfortunately I have a bit of self-respect

Only a bit, mind
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:16, archived)
# as long as Watchmen
is good, I'm prepared to forgive Hollywood almost anything.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Watchmen will probably be very good - I really hope it is
although I still reckon it'll bomb in widespread terms, especially with the US audience.

episode 7 is up and available fella :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Yes, you're right, it probably will bomb, shame to say.
But I'm gleeing like a big gleeing thing on a happy joy day at the prospect of seeing it up on the big screen.


I'm torrencasted up on it now, so the whole process is automatic. Yay for free US TV!

\o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:20, archived)
# With the US audience, the following goes against them:
They'll have only just got rid of Bush, they don't need to see President ***** on screen to remind them of the bad old days.
The ending - the big event that happens at the end may well be too much for the US, especially in light of past events
To appeal to the audience in this time of superheroes on screen, it'll be classed as a superhero movie. Audiences like to see 'super' powers. - and there's only one character out of many with an actual 'super' power.
It'll go off very quickly, like 300 did. Good for a couple of weeks, but not worth watching time and time again.
The fanboys will get all giddy up to release, then the internet will rip it to shreds on every. last. feckin. detail. The sheer 'nerd' factor will put people off as they will think they have to know the story to appreciate it.
The inevitable spoof movie of it a few months later.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:28, archived)
# *shakes Archie's hand firmly*
Sir, you speak nothing but the truth, right there.

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Most people will take one look and go
"That's just the X-Men in different clothes" and go and see whatever fucking sequel or remake is showing on the next screen

Incoming:

The Thing
Evil Dead
Suspiria (in the balance)
Cannibal Holocaust (I shit you not)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Oh no...
They can't remake 'The Thing'.

That should be against the feckin LAW!

Edit: Best expression ever -

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:22, archived)
# so much this!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:24, archived)
# I think we should remake all the old Chaplin films
but add dialogue... and let Tim Burton direct them.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Brett Ratner, surely?
He of the genius Rush Hour movies
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Brett Ratner = Genius!
Pierce Brosnan wanted him to direct casino Roayle! It would have so much better if he had, with PB as Bond...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:30, archived)
# two words for ya...
Remington Steele
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:33, archived)
# I heard that The Thing isnt really being remade, but actually a sequel instead
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Seriously?
I'm intrigued. Also, it needs to have Kurt Russell in it.
Oh yes. It must.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Prequel...
apparently it's going to be about the Sweden... They're Norwegians, Mac
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:41, archived)
# :D
Bless you, sir
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:55, archived)
# not the thing? :(
they'll do it all CG and rubbish.

(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:24, archived)
# also
S.Darko. sequel to donnie without richard kelly or the majority of the cast, only samantha (his sister) remains from the original
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Cannibal Holocaust?
Please say you are joking! Why don't they fucking make a nice bright shiney version of Driller Killer too!

Utter Cunts!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:29, archived)
# My mistake
its not a remake its a 'companion piece'

www.imdb.com/title/tt0907629/

Fuck off!

Deodato can't be that hard up for cash, can he?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Well at least Deodato is doing it rather than
the usual Hollywood thing of sticking someone like Michael Mann or other such bollocks onto it!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Granted - Miami Vice was a disaster,
but Heat, The Insider, even Manhunter was pretty darn good.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Heat is a masterpiece of film making
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:45, archived)
# That plot synopsis
has Blair Witch Project Rip-off writen all over it.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:39, archived)
# You fucker!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:58, archived)
# risky
very risky...

although - I agree - I'm hopeful.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:18, archived)
# looks cack
but then, i hate superheros
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:22, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)
# it wont matter how good it is
its such a geek thing that there is no way it can be made without upsetting everyone... just look at the new star trek movie... all the trailer showed was a guy doing some welding and everyone went mental because it was being built on earth
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)
# actually
- unfortunately a remake/re imagining of something old and safe like this is probably likely to make more money than a completely new film... so you might not last long as an executive... until you can convince the public that they don't want to see rehashed crap.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:17, archived)
# This is what pisses me off
as long as enough stupid 14 year olds go in the first weekend that's good enough for them
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:18, archived)
# yup
the movie industry in America is not about making good films any more - it's about making something that's better than most the other shit that weekend. If you want a bigger budget release it in the summer or at Christmas... otherwise pick the week you're going to release on, work out how much on average you might make for that weekend, set your budget at half of that and BINGO you're making a movie.

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:21, archived)
# RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:19, archived)
# I say!
Arf-age, young man, Arf-age!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)
# It was him!!!
The dirty mare...
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:14, archived)
# I'm not fucking clicking that!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:16, archived)
# lol, it's SFW
It's just over 50k, that's all :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:17, archived)
# :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:21, archived)
# That bloke is NOT SFW!
pffft...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:22, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)
# this give me the horn
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Apologies to the random google pregnant lady
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Fat Faced Bitch!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Cheers ears,
/toofuckinlazytogoogleblog
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Goodness!
The bellybutton / face combo is most disturbing.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:09, archived)
# I had enormous trouble trying to not make it look like a tit
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)
# *crosses fingers and prays that this is your stats board quote*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:13, archived)
# *ditto*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Just seen your Corrie FP
That is sheer, utter, dripping brilliance.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:18, archived)
# thanks very much! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:19, archived)
# \o/
FACEBELLY!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Ulrika?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Hours of fun!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:57, archived)
# hahaha!!!
my moniter is now covered in pork pie crumbs!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:57, archived)
# When I was back in Blighty last week
I saw a Pork Farms pork pie and thought to myself "I f***ing hate Switzerland..."
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Don't we all?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:59, archived)
# And to make it worse
Youtube have disabled people outside the UK from seeing half the music videos, so now I have to make do with shitty recorded-off-MTV-with-a-hand-held-camera versions...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:02, archived)
# bastardos.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:03, archived)
# can't you proxy to a UK IP address
?

HA HA HA - I have no idea what I'm saying, but it sounds like I do!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)
# I know nothing.
nothing...

maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:14, archived)
# try veoh
a lot of artists upload there cos they can put better quality vids up
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Switzerland is awesome though :O
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)
# Nice coffee to be had in Geneva
imho.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)
# It's got its upsides.
I could quite imagine how, fresh out of Colditz, people thought it would be a pleasant change, but it's not quite so much fun to live here...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Console yourself with a chocolate cuckoo clock
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)
# My cuckoo clock comes from the Black Forest
None of your Swiss immitations for me thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:16, archived)
# is it made of gateau?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Fun for all the family
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)
# YES
"FISTING YOUR WAY TROUGH BOREDOM"
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Hahaha
Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:04, archived)
# nice
should I get Mrs. Undercover a Wii for her Christmas present or is that a shit and selfish idea?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)
# do what i did with my mam
convince her she wants one and get her to buy it herself on the spur of the moment. win win
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)
# We take 2 in Wales. sfw
atifaslam.co.uk/custom/61223884.Hands1_Cardiff.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:09, archived)
# I also find it quite amusing that about 50yds away from that sculpture
is where the gentlemen of Cardiff used to go to enlist the services of disreputable ladies.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Down t' beach pickin' cockles
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:38, archived)
# PLEASE, TELL ME ABOUT THE NATION OF YORKSHIRE
I hear that they only became part of the UK in the early seventies.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:40, archived)
# this is true
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:41, archived)
# and most people from there are zombies
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)
# please, we're trying to have a serious conversation here
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:44, archived)
# And thick :P
LANCASHIRE FTW! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:44, archived)
# *growls*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:45, archived)
# And what?
Since when are you a yorkie?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Since Nov 30th 1984
when I fell out of my mum's vagina in Nether Edge.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:46, archived)
# obligatory smut:
Me too
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:49, archived)
# sup sacchy?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:52, archived)
# hola
New job, is tops, am a happy boy.

Has curtailed my B3taing somewhat tho :(
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:55, archived)
# super ace
I'm envious of new jobs.

What is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Customer Services at a digital photo library
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)
# that does sound good
... also I bet you have access to all sorts of cool source material.

You lucky b3tan!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Not that i don't have to pay for :(
and considering this is my first contract for YEARS i can't risk pilferage, not that i would anyway, i am a good boy 0:D
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:59, archived)
# aw man
i'd be good at that ;(

all you IT types that are on here, do you reckon it's worth me doing a course that'll learn me coding/programming in order to get a job. or should i look for something that won't bore me to death instead?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)
# you'd probably earn more as a plumber
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:59, archived)
# well yeh
but that'd still require training.

there's just a shit load of IT jobs on all the sites at the mo, but they all require knowledge of writing programs. which i have none.
there's not many jobs about which have "uni drop out"* in their person spec


*not that i dropped out, i just wasn't invited back
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:01, archived)
# or a... giggolo?
Dunno, anyway, back to work with me.

SLATERS

oh yeah, check out my mypsaz new tune www.myspace.com/waylandthesmith
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:01, archived)
# saved for later
pop back and see us again soon petal.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:03, archived)
# nah
tried that, people refused to pay, said i was acting against trade descriptions.

how was i to know they'd all turn up with rulers to confirm my "hung like a horse" advertising
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:05, archived)
# You should have just claimed you meant
a seahorse....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)
# I'd always try to look for something that will not bore you to death
... speaking personally (I don't know about other people)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:00, archived)
# well there is that argument
if only there was a way of getting paid to do what i do now
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:03, archived)
# what do you do now?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)
# fuck all
spend most of the morning in bed, then the afternoon on the comp

currently doing a fair amount of bar shifts, but that's only part time normally, just covering for my boss who's not allowed into work cos of his sick note
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:14, archived)
# you forgot from you mum's jewish vagina
into your fathers nazi hands.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Ah yes, like some sort of hideously sticky game of persecution catch.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:54, archived)
# *cough*
58,000!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Oi!
Post deleter!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
HOLOLOLS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:55, archived)
# But but there is no Jewishes in Yorkshire!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Up Lancashire
Hot Pot!!!
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:49, archived)
# *cough*
The Wars of the Roses (1455–1485)

get over it and feel happy in the realisation that 'it aint where you're from it's where you're at!'*

*from the Book of R, song 3 verse 2.

Eric B easy on the crowd, Amen.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:50, archived)
# roses? even their wars were lame.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:51, archived)
# they hadn't invented shotguns back then
... you had to dress up in plate metal and try to push the other guy over TO DEATH
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:55, archived)
# WITH FLOWERS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:57, archived)
# yeah - push the guy over and try and cram roses petals
up his arse until he dies...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Guns'n'Roses vs The Stone Roses
so at least the sound track was good
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)
# or half of it
:)

tee hee hee
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:57, archived)
# You're being suitably diplomatic there ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)
# rosebutt.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)
# It is all lies!
The Yorkies never won owt!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Yorkshire's primary export is unused vowels
The county has an average rainfall of one eggcupful a year.

The soil is primarily tripe-based mixing to custard around the Dales.

The most famous Yorkshire dish is the Gravel and Sadness Souffle.

The County boasts two cathedrals, three castles and is home to the worlds largest letter Q.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:49, archived)
# You're just making stuff up
I'd appreciate it if people could stay on topic here.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:50, archived)
# It's all true.
For a given value of 'true'.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:54, archived)
# It's talk like this that stops yorkshire being recognised for what it is.
Stop trying to sully the facts.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
This is all true!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:54, archived)
# ...and they're still stuck there
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:44, archived)
# I heard that yorkshire day celebrates the day that yorkshire officially entered world war two
when they sent out a bunch of whippets to battle hitler and defend the coasts of england and scotland.

I wish there was some sort of expert here who could go into more detail
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Ever been to a Yorkshire wedding?
They have a three tier pork pie
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)
# "yorkshire wedding" sounds like a euphemism for some sort of hideous sex act.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:49, archived)
# it is
that's where the three tier pork pie comes in.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:50, archived)
# 'Well, yer see,
Yer put t'jelly from t'inside t'pie on t'outside and it goes in easier...'
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)
# you need onl know two words to encompass all of yorkshire
whippets, pidgeons.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:55, archived)
# 'ey up, 'es a dapper ol' devil
and no mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Haha lovely stuff!
Also - 'cos it's not shopped - great German take on the financial crisis...

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Hahaha those crazy germans!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:42, archived)
# It sure is.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:45, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:41, archived)
# hahahahhaha! that's brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)
# myth busters!!!! :D
many woos!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:50, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:04, archived)
# It's Zsa Zsa Binks, innit.


k3b/-\b would.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:31, archived)
# I'm too creeped out by that to reach for the spanging pan.....
*runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:34, archived)
# *chases*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:35, archived)
# *benny hill theme tune*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:42, archived)
# I became 100% debt free today.
I almost regret not waiting to see if the banks fail, but FUCKING FUCK YES ANYWAY.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Congratulamberations!
You are now the richest person in the UK.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:38, archived)
# I'll use my five australian dollars to buy your parliament.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:39, archived)
# 'k3b/-\b would' is something of a universal truth
and thus does not need to be said.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Ha ha!
He would, but sadly he has gone to bed!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:40, archived)
# nicely
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:41, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Nicely Barb
Have a *click* you smasher.
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:55, archived)
# lol choke lol
shopping vouchers
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)

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