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I thought

I might do something crappy like having the thinker on the crapper but I got mildly distracted and ended up doing some daft silhoutte malarkey and then I thought I should think again before posting such tedious and unfunny bollocks but having thought again I thought what the fuck what can the b3tans do to me anyway and now I think I am about to find out...

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Neffer Vossent rues the day, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:15, archived)

is it filtar tiem?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:20, archived)

Yup!

And if you have any filter tips...

(ha ha see what I did just then? Filter tips? God I kill myself sometimes!)

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Neffer Vossent rues the day, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:22, archived)

i ddo..now i want to smoke.

YOU'VE MADE ME SMOKE AND MAYBE GIVE MYSELF CANCER.

oh god, i keep seeing the nhs quit smoking ads on tv and they keep saying "call now for your free pack"...do you think i'll get a free packet of snouts if i ring?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:26, archived)

Worth a try

though I have my douts

douts!? douts! Christ, I am pissin' meself now!

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Neffer Vossent rues the day, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:29, archived)

you are about as funny as jonathan ross

and if you get that quote then you are funny!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:31, archived)

Oh Dear...

Edit: I didn't maybe ought to capitalise the d in dear there. Typo - honest.

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Neffer Vossent rues the day, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:35, archived)

hahaha.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:35, archived)

Statues on the shitter?

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:29, archived)

i would help.

because im just such a caring nice individual like that.

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d d, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:30, archived)

well she is a flid!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:31, archived)

Standards of beauty were different back in those days.

Women you could stack on a shelf after sex were highly prized.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:38, archived)

JEEEERUUUU!

*CUDDLES AND RAPES*

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:39, archived)

*feels violated*

*feels amy*

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:46, archived)

No one likes you

I totally tracked you down on facebook and you have like 3 friends. It's pitiful.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:46, archived)

oh!

you're supposed to have friends on there?

edit: actually, I have a myspace (I know, soooo '2005') and have a total of 1 friend on there

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:48, archived)

OMG FACEBOOK STALKER LOL

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Shiksa, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 2:26, archived)

I like him

but I don't have a facebook. Otherwise, you know...

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 4:21, archived)

Haha!

Ye see? This is what it is all about. This is why I'll never make the grade. Bravo!

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Neffer Vossent rues the day, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:32, archived)

took me a minute to figure it out, I think because his back is not very clearly defined. That's not a criticism at all, I like the fact that it took a while to fall into place.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 4:02, archived)

Also brilliant,

hilarious, innovative and era defining. Well done.

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routine has perfected burgers, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 4:27, archived)

by popular demand...

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d d, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:11, archived)

gumby peeing in a urinal v

previous gumbys

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d d, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:12, archived)

This is art

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:14, archived)

stay tuned all this week for more representations of gumby peeing in a urinal.

im starting a painting and im going to buy some clay tomorrow.

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d d, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:18, archived)

i see by your flush mechanism that you are merkin

explains everything

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:14, archived)

you're up to date on celebrity goings on...

why is it kylie gets knocker cancer and it's poor kylie..even months after she's given the all clear..

jade goody gets cancer and might die and noones calling her poor jade...it's just former racist bb star..

why is this? you're a bit poofy, you must work for heat magazine?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:16, archived)

i've enough trouble convincing the gay men up and down the land i'm not a "bit poofy" never mind the b3tards

one bloke actually complimented me on my beard last night, wasn't sure how to take that.

anyway in answer to your question, Kylie is lovely and always has been. Never taken her fame for granted and has always given time and money back to several charities etc. When she was diagnosed the breast cancer charities in this country alone received their annual donations in about a week.

Jade Goody was the easy target when she was on Big Brother. Despite the fact that their target audience isn't exactly PhD material, the scum and its friends felt they should take the piss out of this girl who'd worked her arse off to get to the position of dental assistant (despite knowing fuck all)

After big brother she seemed to believe the world owed her something so decided to present some kinda shite and shag celebs. Was the first person to be invited back into BB as a celeb (had to happen one day, and even by their definition of celeb she was the most qualified) and upset some people by not having any tact.

I do feel sorry for her, i know of at least two people personally who've died of breast cancer, and at least one survivor, so know it's horrible. I think they should've pulled her out of the Indian BB before they told her and I think the press are scum, but I also think that for personal reasons.

edit: poofy enough for you?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:30, archived)

i love you.

you are a big poofter..but i still love you!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:32, archived)

i don't mind the male attention

apart from when they refuse to take no for an answer. just wish there was more of the female variety (other than girls who live too far away flirting outrageously with me)

last time i was in a gay bar the lesbians were more interested in me than the blokes (until they saw the beard)

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:38, archived)

then they were really on to you!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:40, archived)

i am sooooo american that i like to fuck myself in a urinal and i eat urinal cakes like just for fun.

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d d, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:24, archived)

meh, that's nothing!

I am so American, I shit John F Kennedy

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:40, archived)

I eat Chevys and shit Fords.

AMERICA FUCK YEAH

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Shiksa, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:46, archived)

you are a Chrysler!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:49, archived)

sebring?

worst car ever.

i think he might actually be an Ariel

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:53, archived)

his aim is true.

dead solid perfect.

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Shiksa, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:14, archived)

but his urine is troubled.

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d d, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:17, archived)

OH NOES!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:20, archived)

if he drinks more water

he'll be fine

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:30, archived)

it's awfully yellow.

I think he's dehydrated.

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Shiksa, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:44, archived)

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d d, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:52, archived)

I think they had so much fun that they want to pass thru again. Bottoms up, Gum'.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 2:14, archived)

mmmmmmmmm.

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d d, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 2:23, archived)

Gumby vs Cat Penis on the Internet

is my new favourite thing ever.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:18, archived)

Techbug ll

Weeeeeeeeee!

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:02, archived)

I would like to buy the patents

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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:05, archived)

japanese people.

goddamn.

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d d, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:13, archived)

And...

another comedy genius. Christ this site is fucking lame these days!

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routine has perfected burgers, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 4:29, archived)

Oh Hai my cat found your cock this morning.. would you like it back?

He has chewed it a bit.We are hoping though that might remind you of your Mum.

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 5:48, archived)

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:54, archived)

David Blaine?

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:55, archived)

Too classy a trick for that twunt.

Not nearly enough masochism.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:57, archived)

OR BUMMING

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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:59, archived)

Uh.

(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:56, archived)

hahaha, nice.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:00, archived)

you said you'd stop posting that picture of me :(

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:02, archived)

you're asking for it now mikey boy

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:08, archived)

always think of fight club

when i see that.

edit: i've just noticed the getty images tag.
wtf is that doing on their site

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:10, archived)

oh there's loads of dirty stuff on there..it's really an overpriced porn site.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:13, archived)

how much do you make ;p

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:15, archived)

fuck all.

annoyingly.

i'm thinking of brancing out into nuns who look like a 12 year old except have big tits and fat arses..i think their could be a hole in the market...

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:19, archived)

except you don't look 2 m'dear

sorry but you're definitely 18 not 2
also, no real nuns have tits. they're all butch closet lesbians or dwarfs who look like patrick moore

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:23, archived)

i'm 21 you cunt!

haha.

fuck you mike..

damn it. notice my oldness!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:27, archived)

an 18 year old (actually 18)

was taking the piss out of me for being "old" at 22 this week, in between bouts of the least subtle flirting ever experienced on this earth (which was helpful cos i'm shit with the subtle stuff)

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:31, archived)

hahaha

aww, I missed toilet tranny

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:15, archived)

we have cs..chuck a wig on him..he'll drag up lovely.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:18, archived)

The fairy is digging in your brain!

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:03, archived)

Yessss. Finally learned how to draw.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:41, archived)

Go on then, draw us something,

for this is clearly a series of photographs.

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:42, archived)

This has been a Party Political Broadcast on behalf of the Liberal Democrats

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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:42, archived)

Because swearing is funny

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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:51, archived)

"Jack, you said you'd let me watch you improve the paintings..."

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:54, archived)

Pffft!

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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:55, archived)

I believe the Lib Dems have just merged with another party...

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Rico, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:58, archived)

I am mildly amused by this

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:43, archived)

MROE LIKE LEARNED HOW TO CTRL C CTRL V

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Shada, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:43, archived)

ssshh!

(you'll destroy journalism as we know it)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:44, archived)

and this is bad because?

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:46, archived)

^this

Bring back roaming minstrels IMHO

Then again Sun readers will just start demanding the government throw all dragons and ogres out of the country

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:50, archived)

Um...

It's about to get a whole lot worse, I'm afraid.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:52, archived)

IT'S MROE LIKE YOU DIDN'T LEARN HOW TO USE SPELLCHECK

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mookay immune to icons since, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:45, archived)

MROE LIKE TROLLING

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Ttssattsr, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:48, archived)

it's a new word i coined

it means "mroe"

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Shada, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:48, archived)

I seeeeeee.

Thanks man.

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mookay immune to icons since, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:49, archived)

OH NO YOU DID-INT

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:50, archived)

LOL TABLES IS CRYINGS

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:45, archived)

Haha.

I have to admit I'm more amused by the headline than the comic thing ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:46, archived)

*flounces*

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:47, archived)

awww.

cheer up. I'm no better.

Click for bigger (105KB)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:49, archived)

c

/gay village

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mookay immune to icons since, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:51, archived)

A-Hahahahahaah!!11

YOU'RE FUCKING TOO MUCH!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! JESUS CHRIST A-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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routine has perfected burgers, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 4:36, archived)

Aren't you going to colour it in?

G'wan! I love your colouring-ins : ) You're brilliant at it! I'd bring you some crayons round but I'm afraid that you'd smash my teeth in because you're dead hard too. Dead hard and brilliant at colouring in!! You ARE Chuck Norris!!! Yay!!

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routine has perfected burgers, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 4:33, archived)

oh no.

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d d, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:48, archived)

It's beautiful,

the mastery of line width variation, and conveyance of emotions straight from the heart.

*weeps tears of joy*

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:55, archived)

Well, at least SOMEBODY round here isn't a philistine.

*sells*

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:59, archived)

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:05, archived)

heh heh.

This is better than Battleship Potemkin.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:11, archived)

we've been flim-flammed!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:29, archived)

noel is unwell again

its those fucking rainbow drops

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Geoffpeas All the cut, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:38, archived)

AD NOEL!

that's an anagram of no deal that is.

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arrangedletters, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:39, archived)

NOEL: BASTARD SQUAD.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:39, archived)

aaaaaaaaaahhhh]aaaaaaaaaahhhh]aaaaaaaaaahhhh]aaaaaaaaaahhhh]aaaaaaaaaahhhh]aaaaaaaaaahhhh]aaaaaaaaaahhhh]aaaaaaaaaahhhh]aaaaaaaaaahhhh]aaaaaaaaaahhhh]aaaaaaaaaahhhh]aaaaaaaaaahhhh]aaaaaaaaaahhhh]aaaaaaaaaahhhh]aaaaaaaaaahhhh]aaaaaaaaaahhhh]aaaaaaaaaahhhh]

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d d, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:39, archived)

Looks like a bloke off my course

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:40, archived)

it's a picture in which he looks slightly different

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:43, archived)

but aren't we all.

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arrangedletters, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:47, archived)

OMNOMNOMNOMNOM?

Previously

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:34, archived)

Nicely!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:35, archived)

hahaha

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:35, archived)

Hahaha

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:40, archived)

crivvens!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:43, archived)

Jesus Christ, do not fall out of the boat!!

WOO!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:52, archived)

you'll never see a nessy in the zoo

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:57, archived)

"Can I have an ice cream, mister?"

"Hang on a minute - these loch monsters are crap!"

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:16, archived)

disco man

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:17, archived)

Funky

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:18, archived)

The blob top ~~right~~ left sorta looks like an elephant with that note about his head :)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:18, archived)

which right...

mine or yours... :D

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arrangedletters, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:21, archived)

arses

Edit: stage right

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:21, archived)

DISCOSTULOL!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:19, archived)

MINDPISSSPURSLOL

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:20, archived)

Disco Stu says.

"whoa, what the fuck kinda mushrooms did you say they were?"

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:20, archived)

PFFTLOL!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:21, archived)

"hey disco Stu, your fish are dead"

"Yeah, I know, I cant get them out of there"

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:21, archived)

oyster

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arrangedletters, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:21, archived)

Oh, that's ok then

did not want them reacting with the acid I took.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:23, archived)

silly pasanonic and his folics.

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arrangedletters, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:24, archived)

it looks like he's got all the chicks!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:22, archived)

they're just trying to pop his 'loon 'fro

:)

very woo pic :)

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arrangedletters, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:23, archived)

ahh yeah, it's a full on 'fro

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:24, archived)

an onfro.. untill he goes to bed then it's an off fro

*I'm saying its a toupé*

fucking blaspheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem

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arrangedletters, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:26, archived)

I bet it glows brighter with increasing funkyness

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:27, archived)

you don't wanna be in the room when that fro goes supernova and collapses in on itself

it's taking all the glitterballs and roller disco's in a 40,000 mile radius with it.

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arrangedletters, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:30, archived)

How many beers you got?

I've had 12. TWELVE! I only have 7 left. I'm trying to sketch Jamnog's picture but I keep coming back here and talking bollocks.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:30, archived)

bah humbug

#I'm going to go find a film to pass out to..

g'night fiends.

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arrangedletters, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:32, archived)

night night.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:46, archived)

You have beer!

Damn, I drank all mine yesterday :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:33, archived)

greedy guts.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:47, archived)

>:(

I didnt actually have that much

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:54, archived)

I don't have any

I am sad

actually I'm feeling somewhat pissed off and all that shit

maybe it's time for kip

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:42, archived)

aww. Sleep well.

I'm gonna get ratted. I still have 3 episodes of burn notice and 2 of American dad to watch.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:47, archived)

have fun

zz tiem for me

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:48, archived)

discoman and asprinuck army :D

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Shada, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:44, archived)

On a scale of 1 to Awesome I would give this picture:

SUPER AWESOME!

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Rico, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:04, archived)

Curious Bird is saying Night Y'all!

Oops! Didn't mean to post that as a new image. Oh well, it is quiet anyway :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:14, archived)

G'NIGHT HOMIE!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:17, archived)

Hope the bugs aren't fucking Martian :)

Click for bigger (221KB)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:21, archived)

Gah!

SCARYBIRD!

That bird abouve is the one I was telling you about that tried to eat my phone when I was at your gaff :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:22, archived)

We shall retrain him to perfection

;)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:27, archived)

Cor

That's a good photo :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:26, archived)

Mungo Palin?

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:08, archived)

what's with the Palin rush tonight?

on another note woo!

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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:10, archived)

Pfft!

EDIT: LOLTOTTENHAM!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:17, archived)

Hahaha

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:27, archived)

I wouldnt like to be Corluka though :S

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:34, archived)

haha.

That was the highlight of my day. Stoke City. For crying out loud. Who's next on the magical jewish carousel of managerial failure? They certainly won't have the stones to keep The not-so special Jaunde.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:29, archived)

To be honest hull is funnier then stoke, I'd love it if Hull got champ league football

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:30, archived)

Yeah, Hull are doing a bit of a Wigan.

First year in there is always one team from the dregs that starts up beyond their dreams. I hope they stay up, nothing like a guaranteed 6 pointer ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:32, archived)

ipswich many years ago lols

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:32, archived)

Arf!

Much better to build up slowly like my club did for years :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:34, archived)

and your club is?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:35, archived)

LOLCHARLTON!

Yeah, we are shit now, but we did well up there for a good few years :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:36, archived)

Oh LOLS!

My team is better, I just cant stop lolling at bentley, after he deserted us for Champ league football! LOL CHAMPIONSHIP FOOTBALL MORE LIKELY LOLOLOL

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:37, archived)

Blackburn? *bokes*

Screw them to the wall and support:

A proper fucking club!/

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:39, archived)

haha, fuck off!

im glad you didnt link burnley then :P

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:39, archived)

Accy are the greatest club of all time :D

My ex was from Accrington so I started following them then.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:40, archived)

Ive always supported rovers, was up there a few weeks back, pretty good fun :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:42, archived)

Is this the longest footie thread in b3ta history?!?!?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:43, archived)

Yes LOLFOOTBALL!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:44, archived)

BELLAMYLOL!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:44, archived)

another blackburn reject :P

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:46, archived)

you have me on my favourite subject.

It's hardly my fault that b3ta is mostly populated by skinny geeks who never leave the bedroom ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:59, archived)

I remember doing the bank

in Accy on a Saturday night. I was up on scaffolding at the huge ceiling in the atrium but you could see the town square outside.

I've never seen so much pussy in a small town.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:47, archived)

Accy ftw! \o/

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:48, archived)

aye.

Andy Cole was pleased with them being there. Reading were topping the prem not so long ago?
Spurs better go down though, just for the years of pub piss-taking it will give me whenever I'm home in Hammersmith.

( being a Manc I get enough shit and if I can't gloat at the gooners or chelski then Spurs battling it out at Barnsley and Doncaster will have to do )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:37, archived)

I'd love it if 3 regular prem teams go down this year, eg spuds, boro, bolton

would be sweet

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:41, archived)

Diverse pissage :D

www.b3ta.com/board/8850152

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:41, archived)

I've got a soft spot for Bolton.

I have family nearby who support them and they are only 10 minutes drive up the East Lanc's from me. I feel they are an honest club without ideas above their station and I'd like to see them survive much longer and grow as a club.

But fuck Man City. Where was I?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:46, archived)

Aye,

I always had a grudging respect for them as a Charlton fan.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:47, archived)

as a rovers fan, I'd like to see bolton go down, and burnley come up just so we can give them a good beating

I know what you mean, they are a decent mid(ish) table club with no dissolutions about what they can do really.

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:48, archived)

Hahaha

news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_prem/7665101.stm

But good god, this is a huge footy club with two fucking points

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:35, archived)

Whats the difference between a triangle and Tottenham?

A Triangle has three points :D

LOL!

Just watching the highlights, it was one hell of a game!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:37, archived)

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:38, archived)

Lol!

Hahahaha

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:42, archived)

They are not a huge club and never have been.

I've had this argument for years. Desperate spurs supporters in the pub trying to tell me and others how they are a 'big 6 ' club. They are a nothing club and always have been.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:39, archived)

NEWCASTLE MASSIVE CLUB LOLS!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:39, archived)

ROFL!

Wont it be awesome come May when Newcastle, West Ham and Tottenham are relegated :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:41, archived)

Haha, its gotta happen one season

I can see spuds bringing back hoddle or someone shit like that

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:44, archived)

LOL!

OSSIE ARDILLES FTW! \o/

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:45, archived)

you know they are in shit

When Terry Venebles had to state in the paper that he does not want the job after speculation Levy was already sounding out replacements. That dodgy fucker ( El Tel ) would manage a pub team if he thought he had a chance to steal the subs money for another failed property deal in Spain.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:52, archived)

LOL!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:53, archived)

Pfft!

Jealousy? ;D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:40, archived)

As you know geezer, i'm born and bred Arsenal

but their fall is sad to behold even from my perspective

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:41, archived)

Ah fuck em.

Arrogant twats ;D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:42, archived)

Actually yes

I seem to recall lots of laughter from when Ozzie was their manager and loosing all the time, but with entertaining and respectactable scores such as 5-4, as if loosing was fun, even if you put four in the net, from their fans

hopeless

Adios to the Championship :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:58, archived)

they'll be even worse

when we take Bale from them in January.

Perhaps they could buy some of Ken Dodd's diddymen with the money, you know, to give them some height up front.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:44, archived)

City fan?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:46, archived)

Man Utd

fan. He'll be coming to us. We've been trailing him since Southampton and need cover at left back. He's top of the January list.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:49, archived)

You've got those twins havent you?

One plays LB and one plays RB, or am I wrong?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:50, archived)

The Nevilles?

Their dad is called Neville! LOL!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:52, archived)

Not neville neville no!

they are spanish, or brazilian, or south american or something like that

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:53, archived)

haha. yes.

He is Neville Neville. They both played in the local boys league with my two younger cousins ( who played up front ) before being picked up by United and my cousins regularly ran rings around them. The the silly fuckers discovered booze, women, drugs and night clubs. Just like I did but I wasn't good enough to play pro football. The dicks.

edit:// when I mean they, I'm on the Nevilles now, and did the da Silva info below ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:59, archived)

Yeah I realised that :P

and also accidently clicked "I like this"... whoops

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:09, archived)

It's ok.

I did it to one of Sushi's posts above :)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:12, archived)

Yeah, but all my posts are fucking win so it doesnt matter ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:15, archived)

Yeah

Rafael and Fabio Da Silva. Rafael played yesterday. Trouble is he's the right back and his brother, though very good is not quite first team material yet and we have been short at left back since we let judas go. ( Heinze )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:56, archived)

Tbh bale hasnt looked that good since he joined spurs, I'd say he's probably more of a left winger,

his defending looks a bit suspect

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:58, archived)

I think he

has the makings of a good left back of the sort we need ( we use a left back on the overlap and he needs to get from line to line ). He just needs some proper guidance at a football club instead of playing for Assclowns F.C. ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:01, archived)

Yeah, but is he first team material at utd now?

or would he need some time in teh reserves.
Cos if he did, what would be the point in spending say 25mil on him when you already have a half decent LB and RB in the reserves, first team experience will sort them out really.

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:05, archived)

I think your valuation

is out by nearly double ( his stock has dropped a lot ) But even so, as I said he'd be cover and if he did come January ( the only thing there is Ferguson hates to buy in January unless forced ) he's be match fit ( well, whatever goes for match fit at spurs. Insiders at Utd were shocked at how poor Berbatov's fitness was compared to what they require ) if needed.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:12, archived)

Well 25 was a top end estimate, and with the current credit climate, valuations will probably be less, maybe nearer the 17 mark

Thats considering how much they bought him for, and have spent over the summer (although they re-couped alot from berbs and keanes sales)
And evra isnt exactly a bad LB, he's probably one of the most consistant in the league
and likes to get forwards ALOT!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:16, archived)

Absolutely.

I don't see another player playing instead of Evra. he's just turned out to be a bit fragile and can't guarantee 50 games a season.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:19, archived)

Thats what your young people are for :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:22, archived)

I don't mind.

I'd be happy for Utd to buy the whole spurs squad and give then jobs in the function room bar if it meant that Spurs will just disappear into the championship and their deluded fans can finally get the message ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:26, archived)

Hahahahaha!

we can but hope.
I just want to see bentley in teh championship
and not getting called up to the england squad so he sees the error of leaving a decent club for one with delusions of grandour

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:28, archived)

They sound exactly like Gary and Phil :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:01, archived)

much sexier

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:02, archived)

I seem to remember having this discussion in a car yesterday

they sold all of their strikers in the Summer, err

plan B; which was?

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:46, archived)

To be fair,

Darren Bent isn't a bad striker, but not if you wanna push for CL football, and certainly not with his colleagues around him.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:48, archived)

well they only can play one of bent or pavly

they are too similar, they need a defoe/keane to play along side them.
Bent works hard and just needs games to get some confidence up and start playing well, he just hasnt been getting games last season anyway

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:49, archived)

Aye,

he proved his quality with us. Highest scoring English player in that season in a very average team! And yet Walcott went to the World Cup? INCOMPETENCELOL!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:52, archived)

I think bent is a quality striker,

but like all strikers if you leave them on the bench for weeks on end then you can't expect them to turn on the style and be happy when you do decide to give them a run.
I think he made a huge mistake going to Spurs ( at the time,not just in LOLSPURS hindsight.) but He was not a massive superstar and the money lure can be big.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:17, archived)

In his defense, money wasn't a factor.

He turned down opportunities to go to Liverpool and West Ham who would have paid him a lot more!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:20, archived)

yeah but he's have never got a game at

the thieves and hammers? he was trying to cement an England slot, not bury his career ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:28, archived)

a real guffaw

not a poxy office lol, a real man-sized guffaw

with spit

(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:29, archived)

Good!

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:36, archived)

hahahaha

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:37, archived)

whoah, hotter'n'ever!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:41, archived)

Ha ha ha!

CANT. STOP. LOOKING.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:42, archived)

this is freaking me out a bit

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:19, archived)

Spaylins

nwiot

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:42, archived)

just take it all the way, man!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:44, archived)

BLOWJOBMOUTHLOL!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:46, archived)

THERE'S BOGEY IN THEM DER NOSTRILLS!

I AIN'T FOUND NONE YET THOUGH!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:58, archived)

hahaha

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:18, archived)

Vote now

the X factor, dancing on ice, new political doh dah, shag a thong

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boff FL OZ, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:54, archived)

haha, lipstick on a pig was more apt than I thought

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doph no time like the precedent, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:56, archived)

I have now been exposed to so much of Palin unleashing her mind via the medium of sound

to ever consider such a nasty individual physically attractive; it's a sort of Puke on the job scenario, even if we were the last two people on the earth

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:03, archived)

I look forward

to the day when all who work for a living will be one with no thought to their separateness

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boff FL OZ, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:11, archived)

i look forward to this too.

and pudding time. I like pudding

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doph no time like the precedent, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:25, archived)

saw an episode of the daily show a few days ago with ari fleischer on it

at least I think it was that one, where a question was asked along the lines of why is everyone focusing more on her than on john mccain, when he's the one going for president?

though she does seem like more of a cunt than mccain does

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doph no time like the precedent, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:22, archived)

Well I think that it is the most important elction

for a VP ever. The fact is that she would become president of the USA if he died, and as John CLeese put it, John McCain is a 72 year old cancer survivor!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:24, archived)

spose, if they were to concentrate purely on the president and not their running mate

then the vp is essentially a non-elected bureaucrat like dick cheney, ie powerful but not really accountable?

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doph no time like the precedent, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:29, archived)

I'll be glad when McCain's lost the election and she goes back in

to obscurity.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:06, archived)

He's actually not that bad in so far as Republican's go

you have to warm to a guy who alienated the support of the Evangelical religious right, right wing shock jocks, neoconservatives, and the usual redneck mob at the start of his campaign; despite some the usual short comings for a Republican; quite simply, why oh why did he succumb to the pressure and appoint a fucking religious Nazi as his running mate?

I suppose it might have been a good thing ultimately given the chances of failure are quite high

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:17, archived)

gah, where is that youtube video of that american government woman who is

*FUCKING SCARY*

looks like a full on nazi

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:10, archived)

Well

I know who I'd prefer to see naked on a trampoline

(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:56, archived)

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)

Hahahah, that's a rather micto idea right there!

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ClanSoul, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)

Ha ha ha!

How silly :D

And with that, I think I may head off to bed.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:50, archived)

'Night sexy

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ClanSoul, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:50, archived)

Poof! ;D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:51, archived)

haha.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:53, archived)

Hahah what are YOU laughing at?

;]

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ClanSoul, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:53, archived)

I think i'll join you, after match of the day though.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:51, archived)

I think I shall watch that in bed

so I can laugh at Tottenham and then watch Get Smart.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:51, archived)

well this seems as good a time as any to be off myself

night all :)

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charlie?, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:53, archived)

Night Chezzer!

I can't be arsed to move yet :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:54, archived)

well i'm not strictly off to bed

i'm just off to watch the boxset of black books i bought the other day :D

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charlie?, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:55, archived)

Awesome!

He had a small football player in his hair!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:00, archived)

pffft

you dick

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:51, archived)

Reet buys.

I would stay for a chat, but i'm off for MOTD2.

And maybe a little independance day.

you're right, maybe not.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:54, archived)

Dick!

Independance day is awesomes

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:12, archived)

hahaha.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:51, archived)

Ha ha ha

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Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:52, archived)

Ha ha ha.

Very good.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:55, archived)

heh

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:11, archived)

hahahha

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Ysol ab abl blap, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:26, archived)

Lollity!

(Except that carrots don't really give you better sight in the dark, that was just a lie the government spread during WW2 to explain how our pilots could detect Luftwaffe bombers from way off in the distance during the night. The real reason of course was that our chaps had the wonder of science on their side (yay for science!) in the form of Radar but obviously it was for the best for the Krauts not to know that such a thing was possible hence why they told everyone that carrots = optical goodness)

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Rico, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:55, archived)

*watches QI*

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)

pffffft

I am actually in the process of making my own night vision goggles, here's the first test rig (the 2nd incarnation will use different LCD glasses & a camera without a metal case cos that one's too heavy):

1st 3 images are with the infra-red filter on the camera, the res all show how good the infra-red LEDs are, last 3 images are the actual LCD glasses display

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 6:40, archived)

Thats

Pretty good.

(Code of Post lives at the moment in time that is..., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:37, archived)

This is all well and good

and I'm all for ingenuity however for some reason I can't look at your images without thinking "It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again".

I'm sure it's nothing.

(Ged, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)

bravo

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:20, archived)

Yes

Sell these to the military

(Safety Hamster What happens in the future, stays in the future, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:32, archived)

They really DO help you see in the dark!

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calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)

arf!

that's some hummus right there!

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:05, archived)

Haha

excellent

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Flash_Bastard, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:35, archived)

Well Deserved FP!

Hard click!
This is too goood!

(Herboy has a Bacon number of 3, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:12, archived)

got anything for daytime?...

....(good one man!)... :D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 4:23, archived)

Sticky Harry

sorry.. had to get this lame joke out of my system.

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dunk3d, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:45, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Terrible!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:45, archived)

HAHAHAH

(

ClanSoul, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:46, archived)

FP THIS NOW!!!!!!

hahahahahahahaha!

(

Damien's Hearse, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:47, archived)

Do you feel sticky?

Well do ya, punk?

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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)

hahaha

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kingofpork is the king of pork, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:50, archived)

Ahahahha

*click*

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:50, archived)

hehe, brilliant

(

charlie?, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:52, archived)

lame joke?

this was fucking brilliant.

(

killeroo is down to just his socks, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:00, archived)

Stick it to them, Clint!

(

discomeats This canoe, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:12, archived)

*SNORT*

that's good.

(

HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:31, archived)

haha

gets a click

(

Flash_Bastard, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:39, archived)

Mr. Palin

(moistness, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:21, archived)

has RGB stubble

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ClanSoul, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:22, archived)

is that jealousy i smell :P

(

arrangedletters, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:25, archived)

i don't think i know anybody who *wouldn't* be jealous of RGB stubble

(

charlie?, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:27, archived)

I sometimes get flame red hairs in my beard.

Fuck knows why!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:45, archived)

I have the same affliction apparently.

And the odd grey/white one too.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:46, archived)

Thank fuck for that!

I was starting to think it was only me :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:47, archived)

Me too. Some silvery ones, some gingery ones, some blondy ones. Don't think I have any normal grey hairs and these ones don't quite look right for grey hairs either.

Most odd.

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slight yoinks!, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:03, archived)

Now now, don't be mean.

He'll get his Big Boy hair when he's good and ready.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:27, archived)

Hahah nope,

I'm more mature than you make me out to be.
Purely physically, I mean, I *am* a b3tan.

(

ClanSoul, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:29, archived)

monochromatic noise would have worked better

and you might want to fade it a smidge

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:22, archived)

You just ruined a hearty fwap

Ah well

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:28, archived)

sorry 'bout that

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:31, archived)

a hearty fwap

i love pirate porn

(

boff FL OZ, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:43, archived)

Now, with hair around her lips

she really is a cunt

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:23, archived)

*titters*

(

ClanSoul, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:23, archived)

*boobers*

(

arrangedletters, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:25, archived)

*breasters*

(

ClanSoul, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:29, archived)

hehe

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:28, archived)

Hahaha

(

Monty Propps, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)

Ben?

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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:28, archived)

I fucking played that game!

It was so much fun but I had to call the tip line all the time.

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:06, archived)

Some joker took my keys,

I don't like that.

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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:11, archived)

...must be a side-effect...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:29, archived)

I think I hate her less now.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:41, archived)

Fucking brilliant.

It's official. b3ta is now absolute shite (apart from the newsletter). Well done everyone.

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routine has perfected burgers, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 4:40, archived)

HOVERCHEETAH AWAY!

If anyone starts the shadow argument i'll kick you right in the fucking face.

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:01, archived)

HOVERCAT!

Woo!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:03, archived)

is this not the best elvis cover ever?

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=_L8qXmRqjd0

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:04, archived)

John Cale is fucking boss!

How do you little lump of sex you?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)

Fine cupcake.

You?

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)

haha.

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)

You leave my Mah-An alone!

EDIT: Nighty nigles all. Beddie byes time for lil ol' me!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)

Night gaybo ;D

*enhuggles*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)

Arf!

*bumsexes*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)

*sexbums*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)

good, you?

all the lp's i've bought lately have been john cale!

fear
vintage violence
helen of troy
paris 1919

oh and the album this is from
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=fFrKjHF2GVA

he is brilliant and a friend knows him..i keep asking him to introduce us.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)

Fucking A!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)

I'm in heaven chutneybutt.

You?

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)

Needs more Jedis on it's back!

woo!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:04, archived)

where's he going?

(

killeroo is down to just his socks, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:05, archived)

TO SAVE THE WORLD

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charlie?, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:05, archived)

There's a sale on in DFS.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)

Golf Sale?

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DogHorse plop, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)

Shirley not in DFS.

ONLY A MEGA MEGA MEGA *ECHOES* SOFA SALLEEEEEE.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)

Fweeeeeeeeeeeem

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DogHorse plop, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)

LIQUIDCHEETAH PURSUE

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)

Ooh!

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DogHorse plop, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)

That's beautifully animated sir

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ClanSoul, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)

FUCKING BEVEL LUMP NEEDS TO WALK ON BACK LEGS.

i like this muchly.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:15, archived)

Wow

Simply wonderful

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:17, archived)

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ClanSoul, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)

*starts the shadow argument*

*puts on an ice-hockey mask*

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)

*jhsfgjscruggles*

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:17, archived)

I want

to see more going past in the background.

(Kingfiisher speaks with forked tongue, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)

the science behind this^ :

cheetahs have special bacteria embedded in their paws. These groundhateus bacteria really detest the ground, and this repulsive force allows them to hover, or 'floatywalk' as it is known. It is a symbiotic relationsip with the cheetah, and the cat can secrete noreallyitsjustgroundin hormone, which reassures the bacteria and allows the cheetah to appear normal at will.

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doph no time like the precedent, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:23, archived)

Argues about shadows

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:25, archived)

Apache was their best song.

(

nick the greek, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:32, archived)

Ahaha

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:53, archived)

this is not the cheetah you're looking for...

...heh heh...where's Luke Skywalker?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:31, archived)

heh heh shadows not right....

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:51, archived)

whee!

not one to let a good blu-tack monster go to waste, i animated him :D

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charlie?, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:49, archived)

ooh

i must do that some time

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:50, archived)

I used to work

with someone who looked like that. He came from Barnsley.

Woo.

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DogHorse plop, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:52, archived)

Hurrah!

This should have been an animation, but it wasn't

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:55, archived)

Ooooooover he goes!

I like this :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:57, archived)

Heheheh

Also, can you get those skinny little keyboards to fit PCs, or are they just a Mac thing?

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DogHorse plop, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:57, archived)

Not tried it the other way round

Can't see why you would want to though, lots of keys completely different to a PC's

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:04, archived)

I guess what I meant was:

Can one get a similar snazziness of keyboard, but made for a PC?

/too much gubbins on desk blog

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DogHorse plop, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:06, archived)

Is this the kind of thing you are after?

www.dabs.com/ProductView.aspx?Quicklinx=49QB&CategorySelectedId=11117&NavigationKey=11117,42410000,4294960287,375510000&InMerch=1

It is rather pricey, but I am sure you could find something cheaper and similar.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)

Hmm, expensive!

I'm more concerned with losing the edges than the depth, though, so the footprint is small. I suppose I could just look for one myself, lazy arse that I am :)
Cheers.

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DogHorse plop, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)

Arf!

Well go for wireless. It'll make life a lot easier :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:16, archived)

For anyone still paying attention

Yes you can. They work, but as previously mentioned you'll have fun figuring out what the extra keys really are.

Personally though I think the key feel is really cheap and I can't stand to type on it.

/dull keyboard review

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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:55, archived)

Pfft!

Woo!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)

Hahahahaha!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:00, archived)

\o/

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:05, archived)

Should HAVE been

not 'of'.

This is a request, not a petulant little complaint.

No, siree, not me.

(

Ghoti Fingers, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:05, archived)

have

should of ???
of??
of?

(Kingfiisher speaks with forked tongue, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)

Woo!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:57, archived)

HAHAHAHA

Compo it.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)

i'll just say it's my take on the Last Supper :p

(

charlie?, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:59, archived)

mine too:)

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:01, archived)

tee hee!

(

charlie?, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:05, archived)

top work fella

*click*

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:30, archived)

Genius

Yup

(Mr. Flibble Mr. Flibble, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:31, archived)

classic stuff here

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:58, archived)

Wonderful

I must make a stop motion.
Hmmm maybe tomorrow....

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:01, archived)

Rubbery Jubbery

(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)

(

Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)

hahahahahahaha

(

Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)

Haha :D

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:38, archived)

Doesn't Mao actually mean cat?

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:39, archived)

That's the noise it makes.

Durrr.

(

Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:41, archived)

No, Mao does mean cat.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:42, archived)

Mao means dog

Mao means all animals

He's not particularly nice to any of them.

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doph no time like the precedent, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:47, archived)

my sister in law, who is from Hong Kong

told me it wasn't cat, but I couldn't remember what it did mean.
It was pointed out to me after an episode of QI reported it as fact.

(

Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:49, archived)

there'll be a scandal one of these days with the QI team

their researchers will be found out for just making it up, all a big ruse to see how much people will believe stephen fry, not matter what he says :p

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doph no time like the precedent, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:06, archived)

;)

(

Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:48, archived)

quick! call in the sarcasm rescue squad

they'll be REALLY effective

(

doph no time like the precedent, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:40, archived)

Pfft!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:42, archived)

They fly away?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:38, archived)

Tpau?

(

Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:38, archived)

hahahaha. real fucking lols.

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:43, archived)

I've seen that pose before in lord of the rings.....

ARR YOU UMAMI ARE BERONG TO US

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doph no time like the precedent, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:44, archived)

15000 posts and all you get is a 20 minute shitty cartoon.

I hope you're all proud.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:27, archived)

Fizzy AIDS is my favourite

Oh, and congrats! you lightweight ;)

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:28, archived)

Holy fucking shit, I thought I posted a lot...

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)

Yeah, but I think I've been here longer

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)

You've averaged less than me, so I still think I should cut back.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)

Blimey. 60k coming up.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:38, archived)

I'm waxing my cock every night just for this occasion.

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:40, archived)

Like you need an excuse.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:41, archived)

True.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:46, archived)

The one with the orange is very cheery :D

Congrats Pineapple!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)

brilliant

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:30, archived)

herpes looks most glum

and possibly itchy?

(

doph no time like the precedent, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:30, archived)

NEW

(

Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)

DRINK IT.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)

Oh, the refreshing taste of Wankbeer

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)

It has a salty, creamy tang.

(

Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)

Erm..nakedity please!

NIce pic

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)

coongrat

And that's a lully redex:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)

I learnt earlier today

that chup means suck, so chupa chups is kinda like sucky sucks.

Also their logo is the only logo Salvador Dali ever designed.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)

Congratumalations!

Have a woo!

(

Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)

i love you longtime

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)

Let's fuck.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:38, archived)

Needs more nekkid ;)

Oh crap, I'm on for another milestone soon...

EDIT: By which of course I mean WOO, congrats!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)

I couldn't think of anything naked related.

And I've been working my way through 70 chupa chups.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)

CLC

Crudely lollipopped cock

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:39, archived)

'grats

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)

These are lully,

on other news, I am watching 100 Million BC, it is astonishingly bad and if you ever enjoy the 'So Bad It's Good' variety of movies, I thoroughly recommend it, it is the Plan 9 From Outer Space of the modern film world.

(

..wil, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)

If you like that sort try And Now The Screaming Starts

Peter Cushing is the only good thing in it.

Apart from Stephanie Beecham's heaving bosoooom

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)

I'll take a sour cherry.

Or maybe a herpes.
Woo

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)

Yay for you :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)

15000?

blimey! well done and here's to the next 15000 :)

(Cluck needs a holiday, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:39, archived)

OHHHHHHH

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Shada, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:41, archived)

that is most excellent!

also, congrats
i can only dream of that level of b3ta ~~timewasting~~ dedication

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charlie?, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:56, archived)

the pink one...

...made me laugh!... :D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:34, archived)

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:26, archived)

Ooooh!

I like that!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:27, archived)

Not all my own work, the original

is here, www.diabetesuk-awareness.org/

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)

wow

that's very nice work :)

(Cluck needs a holiday, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:27, archived)

That's excellent

Woo Yay

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)

look out philip schofield

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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:05, archived)

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