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[challenge entry] .
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:39, archived)
# FUCK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:40, archived)
# right now
okay - but use more lube this time :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:40, archived)
# I shant!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:41, archived)
# you slut
*runs off crying*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:42, archived)
# but i only do it bareback for you!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:44, archived)
# you dirty sod
*blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:45, archived)
# That's ageism
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:41, archived)
# would*




*wouldn't
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:42, archived)
# what is the point of her?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:43, archived)
# stick a nipple on it
insta sex
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:43, archived)
# it has an inverted nipple
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Just for you McBadger...
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:03, archived)
# PHWOOOAR!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:14, archived)
# ahahaha!
ahahahaha *cough* ahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:17, archived)
# More than her bellican . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:44, archived)
# That is one hell of a source image you found there Mr Bastard
do people literally have no shame?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Dated Mail
(heat_komotion, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:33, archived)
# I detect this compo will just be
"IMMIGRANTS/RACISM/SOMETHING" on the front of a daily mail paper
Over
and
over
and
over
and
over
and
over
and
over
and
over
and
over
and
over
and
over...
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:35, archived)
# yes
and I actually quite like the daily mail. I find it very balanced.
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:37, archived)
# the inlaws buy it
but then they are bigots!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:38, archived)
# says a man with a Hitler icon
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:40, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:42, archived)
# haha, what?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:42, archived)
# what what?
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:43, archived)
# hahaha
goes and hangs himself! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:43, archived)
# I win
I can do rhetoric
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:43, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:16, archived)
# draw a tiger!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Another one?
Ive already drawded like 3 of them
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:38, archived)
# okay draw a
german zebra :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Thats basically a white horse with a swastica on the side of it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:40, archived)
# draw a german fridge!
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:41, archived)
# three, three
you cunt :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:42, archived)
# draw a tiger reading the daily mail
commenting on this competition while smoking a pipe
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:52, archived)
# fuck i've just realiseded i never drewed that bee!
*puts on drawing trousers*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:43, archived)
# those aren't trousers
they're curtains
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:44, archived)
# I'm not surprised

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:42, archived)
# "Believe your middle class" what?
*pats his self on his back* :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:36, archived)
# No. Your middle class.
The one between Maths and English.
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:38, archived)
# I left my middle class in the microwave for too long
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:43, archived)
# DON'T
put any more pictures of that CUNT Maggie Twatcher on my monitor.
(Kingfiisher speaks with forked tongue, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:57, archived)
# yep, it probably has been, but I couldn't find it...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:30, archived)
# hahaha
ace
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:30, archived)
# nicely
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Oh My Fucking Christ!
that's terrifying






but also woo
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:31, archived)
# needs more belly
but woo all the same
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:31, archived)
# yeah, I know..
blame my innate laziness.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:33, archived)
# I blame Boris's laziness
actually
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:39, archived)
# a fair point :-)
and well made....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Nicely done.
He looks strangely like Tarrant now.
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:31, archived)
# ooohhhh nicely
verr nice sir

has anyone done the quantum of Hawking which is a Higgs bosun or something
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:32, archived)
# You're thinking of Hawking Radiation, probably
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:37, archived)
# i'm acutally thinking of naked lesbian dwarves
bloody paradox's
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Hahaha
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Very nice!
Woo Yay.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Walking the Planck . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:35, archived)
# I missed a trick there! Top shopping.

This was for the wrong man for the job challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:36, archived)
# I had a feeling...
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:37, archived)
# heheheh
have click
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:39, archived)
# A blonde Bond?
NEVER
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Bush Johnson.



(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:52, archived)
# That is wozzizname the tennis player
Edit: nice choppage btw
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:56, archived)
# that's some mighty fine shopping right there
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Do you mind if I just add a little something Boris extra to this?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:55, archived)
# By no means, sir
go right ahead.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:57, archived)
# this is brill
tag it?
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:18, archived)
# duly done
ta...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:30, archived)
# Conundrum of Boris more like
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Hahahah
Reminds of that 'Something of Boris' song made by Joe of Adam & Joe fame.
(I helped save b3ta! stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:04, archived)
# *runs*
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:25, archived)
# *chews*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Jews?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:31, archived)
# 'awaits moral outrage'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Hey Moe!
It's a podcast! Nyuk nyuk nyuk..
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:26, archived)
# whenever i see the headlines about this story
i keep thinking "who is baby p? should i have heard some of his records?"
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:28, archived)
# You're thinking of Peacey-P, maybe?
www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Peacey_P
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Baby food ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Oh grapes!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Wait, they're peas!
FUCK.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:29, archived)
# OH NICE ONE, DUMBASS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:30, archived)
# You know we have eachother on ignore, so why even reply?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:32, archived)
# I know, this is silliness.
SILEHNIS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:36, archived)
# i saw a vague reference to baby p earlier, and assumed it was something like 'baby g'
i've just looked it up, and i must say i feel a little bit ill.

i'm not having a go at your pic - b3ta is about topical sick gags

i've just been taken by surprise by the story
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:30, archived)
# it's the usual public outrage over the fact that social workers are fallible like the rest of us
it's only the media that never gets it wrong
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Of course.
And we all know that any mistake means firing as many scapegoats as you can find.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:35, archived)
# and rushing in draconian laws that mean it will NEVER EVER HAPPEN AGAIN*



*unless, by some ghastly twist of fate, said draconian laws don't actually work
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Quickly, take all children into care,
that'll stop such a tragedy happening again.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Jersey Care Home, perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Oh fuck, they're not safe with anyone.
Release them into the wild.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Cue "Born Free" music
*sobs a tear as they all run off free*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:43, archived)
# *laughs as they are all eaten by a hungry tiger*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:49, archived)
# i walked past that place erly today
(~MMD and where dose one what this so hard?, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 4:00, archived)
# wait! the carers might be paedos! never take children into care!
OMG! IT'S UNPOSSIBLE!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Why are we employing these goats in the first place, that's what I wan to know!?
They just eat leaves! And bleat!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:38, archived)
# so that they are there when scaping is needed.
durrrr!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Because they're cheap,
and provide a major source of cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:40, archived)
# regardless of the rights and wrongs of the case
it was the abuse bit that got to me
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:39, archived)
# This is true
it's all to easy to give a dismal excuse for an opinion based upon a knee-jerk reaction about the poor standards in Social Services. The fact they are massively underfunded and the Social Workers are usually overworked and these kind of people who do this sick crap will go to great length to cover up abuse - we can forget all of that just so that The Daily Mail and the like can have a witch-hunt to put Social Workers' heads on the chopping block to sell some more papers.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:39, archived)
# that was more or less what i was getting at
my dad used to work quite high up in social services (though not in child care, thank goodness) and saw a number of friends and colleagues who did work in child care scape-goated over high-profile stuff
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:46, archived)
# I worked in Home Care
so I can sympathise.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:51, archived)
# I had a full blown G shock once, but it was from Cyprus.
It broke in the rain.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:34, archived)
[challenge entry] *shoots self*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:19, archived)
# *shoots again*
just to make sure, you know
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:20, archived)
# 'dusts of spanging pants'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:20, archived)
# pffft
also: nice date work :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:20, archived)
# not mine
first googel result for 'ban this sick filth'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:21, archived)
# well then I take it back.
apart from the "pffft".
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Yeah
That fifth one's got shifty eyes. He's probably a bogus asylum seeker.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:20, archived)
# and his cock's hanging out
from paeding somewhere, no doubt
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Hello miss
how are you doing?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Fine thank you :)
How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:01, archived)
# haha.....take it away
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:20, archived)
# click
Tedious compo produces funny variaton shock
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:22, archived)
# You know it is good when you get it on the front page
and the Sport pages!

LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:22, archived)
# hahahaha
Oh Dear!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Haha Mictoboy you've done it again
just when people are getting sick to the back teeth with the standard Mail logo + Newspaper + Text = Compo entry you go make a Wooness of it all *shakes head in disbelief*

May I have your lovechild?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:23, archived)
# you hated my Paddington!
*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:25, archived)
# I didn't 'hate' your Paddington
I was just indifferent... err... *looks for escape... runs for it*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:27, archived)
# :D
you certainly can, he's a miserable little bugger
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:27, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:29, archived)
# *rolls in spanging trebuchet*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:23, archived)
# *lights flaming balls of horse manure*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Trebuchet at the ready
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:28, archived)
# haha
always loved this one
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:30, archived)
# :D

Never seen this, I believe
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Not bin done . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:27, archived)
# hahaha
nice private eye ref there, too.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:34, archived)
# I could swear the Luftwaffe flew over my house!


[The cross part was actually there - it must have been all the Daily Mail swastikas from the compo that made me see this]
(l-rs, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:10, archived)
# haha.
i wonder if they ever did get them to fly in formations like that?
at rallies and such
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:11, archived)
# Ooh
I never thought of that. Wasn't there a forest near Berlin with an overzealous guy... lemme google...

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forest_swastika
(l-rs, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:14, archived)
# nazi trees!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:15, archived)
# I have been up TITO's mountain
It's odd.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:15, archived)
# it does sound like a ride at alton towers, though
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:18, archived)
# sounds like an archaic criminal offence to me
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:24, archived)
# there was the german prisoner of war
who was set to work planting flowerbeds in a park.
come the spring, they all came out spelling 'heil hitler'
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:17, archived)
#
www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20996515/
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:20, archived)
# pfft
they should have turnt it into a window shape instead
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:28, archived)
# i'm surprised microsoft haven't done that somewhere
with a bit of inventive planting
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Not as such, but some airforces play noughts and crosses like that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:14, archived)
# Leaflets will be falling soon . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:13, archived)
# You Could've made a good COMPO post with that one bud.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:13, archived)
# That's some pretty organised racism :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Nazis were far from liberal, but the swastika is not really about racism.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:15, archived)
# No, but inherently it is now seen as a symbol of racism, innit.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:16, archived)
# L L L L . . . correct !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:17, archived)
# wikipedia, which never lies, says
[Hitler] also stated: "As National Socialists, we see our program in our flag. In red, we see the social idea of the movement; in white, the nationalistic idea; in the swastika, the mission of the struggle for the victory of the Aryan man, and, by the same token, the victory of the idea of creative work, which as such always has been and always will be anti-Semitic."
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:19, archived)
# LIES!*




*may not be lies
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:15, archived)
# nicely!!
click
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:28, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:08, archived)
# bindun
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:09, archived)
# like I give a fuck


p.s. show us your mimsy!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Bloody peruvians
coming over here, eating our marmalade...
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:10, archived)
# haha. very nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:10, archived)
# hahaha!
also: 4 kids, 7 fathers. I can't wait for it to air on springer!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:10, archived)
# It could be a sitcom
our 1.75 dads each
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:11, archived)
# if Charlie Sheen stars, I would watch this
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Charlie Sheen and Greg Evigan
together at last!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Good lookin' sammich !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Hang on a mo....
You're English, right?

You live in America, right?
Do you live in a glass house?

;P
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:14, archived)
# well...
it has glass...

;)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:18, archived)
# I thought that I had found it, but my search continues
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Pfft!
Lo Sir!

May I ask how the man plums are?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:04, archived)
# You may.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:05, archived)
# How are the man plums?
Have the morons sorted you out as it were?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:06, archived)
# No.
Back to the surgeon tomorrow after a particularly explosive painful day today.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:08, archived)
# I was observing some prostate surgery yesterday.
I heartily recommend it to anyone who enjoys watching needles being inserted into old mens' perineums.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:10, archived)
# we have a rusty b3ta pin
can't we just pierce your ball bag to sort it out
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Well best of luck!
And I hope this time the wankers do it right and you aren't in too much pain!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:17, archived)
# I don't think wanking is going to solve it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Secret pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:23, archived)
# I find it hard to believe that there are things out there that can't be solved by wanking
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Wank rash
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:25, archived)
# LIES
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:35, archived)
# 4rf!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Yay the search endth
the Knights of the Round Table may once again reunite for the Grail has been foundth!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:05, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:05, archived)
# mmmffff
*readies the spanging pan*

very pretty, mind you :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:05, archived)
# Hahahah nicely :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:06, archived)
# Chaliced goblet . . . works for me !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:08, archived)
# 20 years from now.........
if toyland has not run out of fossil fuels by then.



(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:59, archived)
# shoes on my feet, alf garnet!
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# cos I depend on meat
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:00, archived)
# ha ha ha
i love that song :D
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# I now have it playing through in my head
I can never hear the proper lyrics in a song after seeing one of Mr Joels anims
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:02, archived)
# Does anyone else remmeber thomas the wank engine?
lol dildotrain
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# I think it got taken down before I had a chance to see it
unless it's returned or been hosted elsewhere?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:04, archived)
# it was funny
but he got a nasty letter and took it down
I don't like his new stuff that much (too much girly singing)
HippoGirl was good though
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# ^^
This. When was the last time he made something rather good?
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:08, archived)
# his x factor/sex factor send up had me in fits o' giggles
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:09, archived)
# Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie
Put your hands all over my body
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:06, archived)
# she's got a chicken to ride!
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# ok now you're scaring me
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:08, archived)
# ha ha ha
my baby donkey!
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# he's got a chicken to ri-i-iide
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:07, archived)
# hahaha yes!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:00, archived)
# I never took Ghandi to be a reckless driver

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:02, archived)
# urp thee ammers
:-)
(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
That is scary :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:02, archived)
# haha
it's like that Lou Reed video
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:06, archived)
# brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Hello b3ta


I have been drinking Jamesons. How are you?

(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Hunting kittens on skateboards.
mostly.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:57, archived)
# How many skateboards do you need to hunt kittens?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:58, archived)
# to get to the other side
wait, I know this one!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:05, archived)
# I'm sorry, the answer is 'terrible'
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:07, archived)
# :D
Classic.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:09, archived)
# he's not going so fast
you might have a fairly easy night!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:58, archived)
# That's a nice picture of a kitten skateboarding you've made.

I was pondering getting some whiskey from downstairs, but haven't decided on which one yet.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:57, archived)
# NO!
Drink Whisky.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:05, archived)
# That's what I meant
and what I have, mostly
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:06, archived)
# Jamesons is Whiskey
and is shite.

My father drinks it, but it is rancid.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:14, archived)
# I've settled for some Glenmorangie now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:16, archived)
# You've managed to convince me to get some Glenfiddich
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Bushmills
mmmmmmmmmmmm.......
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:17, archived)
# I sat on a train this morning after nearly missing it
then I went to a lecture and made toad in the hole
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Top stuff.
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:57, archived)
# I am tired but eating baked potato with cheeeeeeeeeese
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:57, archived)
# that sounds like alot of cheese : D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Yay!
(any excuse for a repost!)
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# you can do eet!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:59, archived)
# you can dooh eeet
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# Shadow needs work.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:04, archived)
# goawn then
i'm busy
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# : o
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:05, archived)
# was gonna shop it out completely but i got bored
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# I cat not tail a lie . . .
more power to ya !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:59, archived)
# :D
I am good Sir McBadger, I have been drinking Chairmans Reserve!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:59, archived)
# very braw indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:01, archived)
# It is.
I have never been a rum drinker, but I got given this as a present on Sunday and I figured I may as well try it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:06, archived)
# That's a funny way of spelling,
"Harvey Wallbangers and cocaine."
I don't know, you crazy city types.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I've been busted!

*plays shit pseudo rock*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:03, archived)
# I am drinking wine
and watching telly, therefore am fine.

Nice kitten :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:00, archived)
# lovely lovely lovely
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Hahah that's a nice kitten on a skateboard! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:00, archived)
# :DD
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Nice
is he being chase by

SpiderYob
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Ha!
someone get this boy an asbo!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:02, archived)
# heh heh heh
lol accessories
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:25, archived)
# very finne
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:07, archived)
# you've been drinking
jameson's what, exactly?
and that kitten seems rather wary of this skateboarding adventure
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:09, archived)
# erm, I was told it's whisky
but it is a tad salty for my liking :s
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:12, archived)
# bloody goth pussies
lol
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:23, archived)
[challenge entry] tenuous
as it's aways full of cross words.
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:55, archived)
# I don't know why it took me so long . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:07, archived)
# heheh
I spotted the deliberate mistake
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:08, archived)
# Which is?
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:37, archived)
# crabby and cranky are the wrong way round :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:45, archived)
# How?
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:07, archived)
# this is quite aceful
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:26, archived)
[challenge entry] hoLy been done with english


Click for bigger (265KB)

I stand corrected.

smellysamparis.blogspot.com/
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:54, archived)
# No, you're going to get it now!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:55, archived)
# NO NO NO NO
use the EDIT - i replied and everything :(
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# I shall simply not reply. I refuse. I'm far too mad. MAD.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:56, archived)
# i wish i could read all the lovely replies but alas they are gone but not forgotten
abit like that pizza that fell down the sofa
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# Edit? I'll show you edit!
Could not change image... Sorry. Err? FEEL THE PAIN HAHAHAHEHRheh
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:58, archived)
# why not?
simply press "upload new image" but do not post as a new thread, copy paste the html m'larky
press edit on your original post and press paste - roberts your mothers brother and no one shouts at you for being a dirty thread deleter :)
edit : and its too big (well it would have been if it wasn't for the magic of b3ta hosting (thank you cr3))
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# oh?
Was not in the manual...
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:02, archived)
# *stuffs you inside the box*
quick get out, then you can think outside the box :D
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# Uh oh........
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:56, archived)
# I liked the original Holly Grail
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:57, archived)
# I liked the original too
Until some smartass, front row of the class alec showed me the light.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Stand by your views
don;t be bullied to change stuff unless it was totally outrageous and against good judgement - but a simple spelling mistake isn't something to worry about.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:04, archived)
# If I stand by my mistakes?
Will I grow up to be like Gordon Brown?
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:06, archived)
# No, Gordon Brown is a mistake
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:14, archived)
# You appear to be doing it wrong
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:58, archived)
# here, let me do it right
*strokes*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:01, archived)
# To the bunker!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:01, archived)
# do i have to fuck all of the police
or just the attractive ones?
edit: can i just say, that is a lovely picture.
i want to be in a room with all that
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Fuck as many as you want, honey.
They all look sexy to me.

Edit : why thank you. Yup, there's plenty to keep one amused.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:10, archived)
# This afternoon I went to the zoo and photographed this owl
The crease in its head made me think of something
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:52, archived)
# O rly?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:53, archived)
# YA RLY
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:53, archived)
# srsly?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:54, archived)
# NOWAI!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:55, archived)
# As featured on lolchairs.com (srsly)
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:02, archived)
# HAHA!
I wish to feed him
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:53, archived)
# Blaaaarrrb owl
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:53, archived)
# *opens bottle of ale in its teeth*
THANKS, MEDIOCRE, YOU'VE REALLY AIDED ME WITH MY ISSUE OF OPENING BOTTLES.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:54, archived)
# Next time you want to open a bottle, use my super tight buttocks please
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:56, archived)
# How much money will this set me back?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:58, archived)
# a mere 17 szlotis
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Well that's barely even loose change.
I do have a 6 pack of Becks which need seeing too.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:01, archived)
# That'll be 102 szlotis then.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:07, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:54, archived)
# Overly ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Puuuuuuuuuuuurwhoooooooooooot . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:05, archived)
# Roll reversal . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:10, archived)
# jeeping feck
(~MMD and where dose one what this so hard?, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 4:08, archived)
# Blaaaarb!
Thread deletion?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Yup
and back up again up there ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:59, archived)
# I am not afraid of your owl.
Despite his grarrg-ing :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:58, archived)
# nicely photographowled
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:08, archived)
# cheers
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Ha ha!
Unexpected toothage!
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:38, archived)
# stunt catz
(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:35, archived)
# I blurtlaughed at this.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:36, archived)
# I blurtlaughed at your mum
howdy.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:37, archived)
# OH HELLO THERE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:37, archived)
# O HAI THAR
Seriously. How are you.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:38, archived)
# Seriously, pretty alright. Time for a pint of Hobgoblin and a Lucky Strike.
Seriously, how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:40, archived)
# Seriously. I'm good.
I have to take photos and write essays and stuff. Seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Seriously? Seriously.
Seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Oh yeah.
Seriously
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Do your work, else there'll be SO MUCH SERIOUS TROUBLE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:47, archived)
# Seriously?
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Yes :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:54, archived)
# Dude. That sucks.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:57, archived)
# i has cirkus earz
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:38, archived)
# :S
images.google.co.uk/images?q=glazed+expression+sex&btnG=Search+Images&um=1&hl=en&safe=off&rlz=1B3GGGL_enGB177GB231&sa=2
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:38, archived)
# Why am I looking at your fap search?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:39, archived)
# dunno
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:41, archived)
# First image shock!
images.google.co.uk/images?um=1&hl=en&safe=off&rlz=1B3GGGL_enGB177GB231&q=spaceman
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:59, archived)
# ARGH MY BEAUTIFUL EYES
*sporks eyes out*
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:09, archived)
# WTF?
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:39, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:54, archived)
# Ear cat______ . . .
well you know . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:40, archived)
# I had to click this
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:48, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:53, archived)
# haha! ramdom
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Been subjected to Michael Jackson all week
And it always sounded like this to me...
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:33, archived)
# Looks like a glove.
Says that I am so warm.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:34, archived)
# The glove ends on my arm
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:37, archived)
# hahaha...isn't that the name of a spinal tap album?

(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:34, archived)
# Smell the Glove
"What's wrong with being sexy?"
(jlkgjsfhoj, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Misheard lyrics you say?
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=w6gYsRMKDcc&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:35, archived)
# The Skids - yay
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Has there ever been a misheard lyrics compo?
I think it could be fun (I always liked the spoonerism one)
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:37, archived)
# My Favourite.
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=DAsmf1LGcpA
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:53, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:37, archived)
# billy jean ate my dog
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:36, archived)
# Animate it! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:39, archived)
# she said it was the yum
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:48, archived)
# needs more nyom nyom nyom
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:50, archived)
# That's hot !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:40, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:20, archived)
# hahaha yes!

(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:21, archived)
# They're all waiting in line
and they all want a kiss from him
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:21, archived)
# tongue action?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:24, archived)
# They are all awaiting to annex his sudetenland
Ooo er, Matron.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:26, archived)
# Am I the only person to have ever mixed up the word annex with artex?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:28, archived)
# no
which explains why I was quite surprised when the workmen ringed my ceiling with heavy artillery
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:30, archived)
# Maybe the Czechs needed their houses redecorated
in a fashion that would eventually be lambasted on Changing Rooms by Laurence Llewelyn Bowen!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:31, archived)
# NEIN
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:26, archived)
# TEN!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:30, archived)
# sheisser!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:31, archived)
# haha............who could resist?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:40, archived)
# Fredriech's of Hitlerwouldn't !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:42, archived)
# Ha
Mein Mail.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:22, archived)
# all heil mein mail!

(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:22, archived)
# Nein! Mein Mail!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:23, archived)
# Nein.....Mind Mein Mail Mein Heir!!!!
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:26, archived)
# heir herr hair *coughs*

(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:29, archived)
# bin dun a thousand times and better by at least 999 of them
must try harder.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:26, archived)
# like I give a fuck

p.s. show us your mimsy
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:30, archived)
# Hahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:27, archived)
# UPSKIRT!!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:33, archived)
# brilliant!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:28, archived)
# Quickly, fetch the spray on afro, Herr Hitler is looking a little sparse on top.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:28, archived)
# Über alles . . . cha cha cha !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:31, archived)
# ooooooooo


*shuffles through song collection*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:32, archived)
# Hope ya don't mind.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:37, archived)
# oh goodness me
hehehehehe - yes :D
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:28, archived)
# DAILY MAIL: OUTRAGE.


THE CHILDREN ARE NOT SAFE HERE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:18, archived)
# That is fucking ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:18, archived)
# ARE YOU EVEN LOOKING AT MY PICTURE?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:26, archived)
# bulbdeath
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:19, archived)
# Today with: No subpixel rendering.
Bloop outraged. Complaints received at the Daily Mail.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:27, archived)
# It's the sub pixel rendering that outrages me!
If you drew your own font, you get extra points.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:17, archived)
# CHILDREN SHOULD NOT BE SAFE ANYWHERE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:19, archived)
# ESPECIALLY NOT IN OTHER COUNTRIES. ESPECIALLY NOT IN THIS CLIMATE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:21, archived)
# CHILDREN MUST NOT TOUCH MY HAM
please
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:22, archived)
# THEY MUST STOP.
THIS MUST BE STOPPED. IT'S AN OUTRAGE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:24, archived)
# THERE ARE LAWS AGAINST THIS SORT OF THING
AND ALSO AGAINST SPEEDING
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:27, archived)
# Lightbulb
ribcages FTW! :D
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:19, archived)
# Hurrey!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:28, archived)
# this is cool.
on a t-shirt, now!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:19, archived)
# Oh gawwwsh. Oh naaaaw. Naaaaaw.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:23, archived)
# TTSSATTR: HE IS INTERNET
BE CAREFUL HE IS CONTAGIOUS
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:21, archived)
# TTSSATTSR, 13TH NOVEMBER:
TAX.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:22, archived)
# Today ttssattasr said: "Say! Today Ttssattsr says: Rumblebottom."
and then he posted a crazy picture.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:24, archived)
# Ttssattsr: The Diary.
Today ttssattasr said: "Today ttssattasr said: "Say! Today Ttssattsr says: Rumblebottom.""
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:26, archived)
# High Wattage !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:28, archived)
# Do you still use your tablet?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:29, archived)
# It took a dump and I'm trying to revive it . . .
EDIT: Cool man . . . thanx for the KICK . . . it's working now !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:32, archived)
# Sweet!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:41, archived)
# LAMPGUTS!
OR LAMPWIBS
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:31, archived)
# WHAT'S FOR DINNER, DISCOBOB?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Well, it's related, I made it a few days ago and never posted it.


Click for able-to-read-headlines big (200k)

"Now they want to ban your lawn" is my favourite.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:16, archived)
# haha, brilliant
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:17, archived)
# hahaha...you've been collecting a lot of tabloids

(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:17, archived)
# As nice as this is,
I don't think it should really be compoed!

LOL though :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:18, archived)
# No, I'm cheating a bit, but the papers are related I suppose.
In a sort of inbred redneck way.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:19, archived)
# Haha!
Brilliant! :D -9*C is my favorite. :P
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:18, archived)
# ZOMGosh!
The Express using metric measurements? But isn't that Anti-British???

Oh wait it's probably because 16°F doesn't sound as cold. Ah well I presume they're constant with the measurement unit when it comes to hot Summers days...

www.bigdaddymerk.co.uk/mailwatchnew/?p=995

...or maybe not.

Joking aside I even don't know why they bother with Fahrenheit when it comes to hot weather. If they really want to catch the eye of people in the newsagents why not just use Kelvin?
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:15, archived)
# I remember when my lawn was banned
It was on a Wednesday. I didn't like it.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:18, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:19, archived)
# That must've taken you ages. A click for your time :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Haha, pretty accurate. And helpfully allows me to drop this here:
pretty accurate. And helpfully allows me to drop this here:

Now with anti-libel protection
(jlkgjsfhoj, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:19, archived)
# To be fair
I've always found that the Express manages to make the Mail look like a liberal and PC.
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:55, archived)
# That covers just about all this compo
top wooage to you and a click to boot, good chap!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:20, archived)
# similar in allot of ways to the mirror
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:21, archived)
# Stunning!!
woo!~

(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:21, archived)
# I don't think I can see images from your hosting :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:31, archived)
# this is bloody brilliant
(outofkey "iaaaaan! your mum's on the phone!", Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:26, archived)
# Pffft
good work!
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:28, archived)
# This to win or I'll eat the internet
clickety click, clickety click click-click
clickety click, clickety click click-click
clickety click, clickety click click-click
clickety click...clickety click

for 50 clicks...
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:53, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Best Ever
Clickedy Clicks
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Congratulations on your new job
Can I be on your sub-editor?
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Fantastic :D
*clicks hard*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:55, archived)
# wins
(click)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Bravo
Stands and salutes computer
(I helped save b3ta! Toast_not_ghosts, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:10, archived)
# well thank goodness this was FP'd
kudos to the effort!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:03, archived)
# This is worthy of a best ever post!
Great stuff!
(chippy time travel agents, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:08, archived)
# I presume the file size limits
meant you couldn't include the rest of the Diana front pages.
(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:42, archived)
# Didn't Private Eye
say that the rule from upstairs was "Diana story every Monday morning" at one point?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 9:13, archived)
# Fuck!
So, YOU are the person that reads that shit!

Woo for the amalgamation.
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 3:03, archived)
# That is fucking INSANE
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 10:28, archived)
# I love you.
And I really hate their columnists.

Story: Mice cloned from frozen cells.

3/4 page article:

Mice cloned from frozen cells.
Scientists playing God
Ranty bit that also exposes journalist's complete lack of knowledge about even the most basic aspect of the science
Obligitary warning over stem cell research
Smear all of medical research and question its validity
-End-

I hope these fuckers are like Jehova's Witnesses and refuse medicine 'cos of dogmatic reasons. Otherwise, they're motherfucking hypocrites.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 10:04, archived)
# You forgot...
To add the madeline option ;)
(Bristol Tom, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:00, archived)
# I especially like that
the editor admits there's nothing better in the news than Diana so makes the newspaper 10p cheaper than usual :)
(Doccykins, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Here's one from across the pond
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:13, archived)
# needs more potatos
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:14, archived)
# Po-ta-toes!
sorry I've watched too much Lord of the Rings...
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:15, archived)
#
www.mashedtaters.net/
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:18, archived)
# This one is even better!
www.potaytoeses.com
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:20, archived)
# GAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:23, archived)
# PURPLE LINK.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:27, archived)
# NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:33, archived)
# OK
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:19, archived)
# how odd
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:22, archived)
# I bet he likes getting mashed at the weekends!
*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! Chisel, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:27, archived)
# May I click again ?
OK thanklicks !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:27, archived)
# hahaaha
FECK AFF!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:16, archived)

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