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# Oh well.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:49, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:49, archived)
# *giggles*

EDIT awww he done delete the thread with all the horsies in it.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Hahaha

Have a click.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Arf!!
:D Howdie Barbie you smasher you :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Ninj!
This is my last week at work before Chrimbo.

I've got about 2 months of work to catch up on before year end... too much b3ta-ing ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Oof my word...
send some here chuck, I'll give you a hand :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:53, archived)
# I'm finishig on the 23rd
we're really quiet and doing a lot of internal work at the moment..

off tomorrow afternoon to watch my daughter in the nativity play :)

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Aww bless
Give her a cheer for me. BTW are you going to the panto this year? (Warning, crap joke ahead)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:59, archived)
# No - but my daughter is there at the moment
such fun being a five year old


go on - what's the punchline?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:00, archived)
# *Coughs* Oh yes you are...!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:02, archived)
# What's she playing?
I had the odd experiencing of watching two mums I know high-fiving with the news that one's son was playing a king and the other's daughter was Mary in their respective plays.

Very undignified, I thought.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Alpha Mums
My little un is an Angel..
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:03, archived)
# typical dad...
What's she playing?

*self-rofls*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:07, archived)
# this is special
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:51, archived)
# yays!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Did you watch, er ...
You've been framed on Saturday night?

There was footage of a dung beetle pushing a full-sized POOL BALL into a pocket.

Ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:51, archived)
# I saw that.
I love beetles.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Ace wannit.
I quite enjoy YBF - especially the footage of children hurting themselves.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)
# and indeed it is followed by tv burp
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:57, archived)
# All of this.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Pssst, don't forget put this on your Christmas list...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:52, archived)
# *doesn't get it*
*ten seconds pass*
*gets it*
*guffaw*
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:54, archived)
# pffffffffffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:31, archived)
# :D for dung
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:54, archived)
# hahahhahaha, some muffled office lollage there!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:59, archived)
# is that a scotch egg ?
also is dune worth the watch ? it has a bad reputation. i watched blue velvet last night.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:59, archived)
# DON'T FUCKING LOOK AT ME
Personally I thought Dune was a pile of wank, and so did David Lynch apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Oh fucking yes!
*checks fp*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:04, archived)
# oh, yes - very good!!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:21, archived)
# We're a broad church...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:42, archived)
# ooteenee!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:46, archived)
# these are not the clergy you're looking for......
wooo!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:47, archived)
# "This priest had a bad motivator and kept coming on to altar boys"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:47, archived)
# thats ace
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Someone posted a brilliant cartoon the other day
it was black and white, a guy was stood next to a bed with a piss stain on the mattress, saying "it's not piss". Can anyone direct me to the chap's site? I've lost it.

*Now moved to a new hijacking position that nobody will notice*
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Fuck
I wrote a brilliant novel about a boy wizard in the thread you just deleted and I forgot to save it :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:50, archived)
# har har
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:51, archived)
# "I put on my robe and Wizard hat..."
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:54, archived)
# is that the 9th Doctor on the left?
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:52, archived)
#
(muckluks notsureyet, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:01, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Laugh i nearly died....
Following a link from QOTW ive just seen this:

www.findagrave.com/cgi-bin/fg.cgi?page=mp

Have a look at the entry at the top by ambs

Not sure if here or linx is the right place but so godammed funny.

I just shart myself laughing!
(morrigan456 made sex wee on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Ask yourself the question - is it a link that I'm posting?
That should set you off in the right direction.

Thread deletion imminent I feel.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:43, archived)
# fucking hell
is it tuesday

the bunker still has room
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:43, archived)
# *Joins*
Lights a candle and passes Jaffa cakes around...

*nom*
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Sharting sounds painful
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:43, archived)
# now is this sort of shit some kind of troll joke that us /boarders don't get?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:43, archived)
# *aint the kind of pussy to drink it*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Infact, he's gonna find it very hard to stay alive.....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:46, archived)
# NIH-KO-LARSE
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:46, archived)
# What's new, puddy tat?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Whoaaaa-oaah-aahh-oaaaahh-oah-ohhhhhhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:48, archived)
# OH FUCKING YES
*launches self* hello gorgeous!

You've only got me for 12 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:49, archived)
# on the first minute of hometime my true love gave to me
a big poo and a big wee
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:50, archived)
# on the second minute of hometime my true love gave to me
2 strapping poofs
and a big poo and a big wee
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:50, archived)
# If I could, of course I would.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:51, archived)
# on the third minute of hometime my true love gave to me
3 dodgy friends
2 strapping poofs
and a big poo and a big wee
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:51, archived)
# on the fourth minute of hometime my true love gave to me
4 whorey birds
3 dodgy friends
2 strapping poofs
and a big poo and a big wee
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:52, archived)
# on the fifth minute of hometime my true love gave to me
5 goatse'd riiiiings
4 whorey birds
3 dodgy friends
2 strapping poofs
and a big poo and a big wee
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:53, archived)
# :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:53, archived)
# ;o) x
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:54, archived)
# on the sixth minute of hometime my true love gave to me
6 feet a smelling
5 goatse'd riiiiings
4 whorey birds
3 dodgy friends
2 strapping poofs
and a big poo and a big wee
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:54, archived)
#
I do love this one.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Oooh, you flirty fiend
How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:51, archived)
# I'm ok ta, I'm singing you a thing, see? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)
# I saw
Glad you're ok.

Right, I'd best start shutting this beast down, have to be out of the door promptly at five.

See you later, pet x
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:57, archived)
# tra lovely! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:57, archived)
# fuck right off!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Threadfail-disapproving demon disapproves of threadfail.

See how world-weary he looks at your faux-pas.

Qotw has an off-topic board for this kind of thing, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:44, archived)
# your sketched demons often remind me of the 'demon' make-up they used to employ in the TV show Millennium
which is a compliment, btw :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:45, archived)
# I've never seen that.
I'm assuming it's this? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millennium_(TV_series)
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:47, archived)
# some images...
HERE
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:49, archived)
# If these two had a monitor in front of them it would look as though they were browsing B3ta.
www.millennium-thisiswhoweare.net/cmeacg/img/dvd/stills/221/Screenshot038.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Ah
SOmeone else for my illustrious ignore list.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Bunker time......
???
(morrigan456 made sex wee on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:47, archived)
# OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU HAVE COMPLETELY RUINED MY LIFE WITH YOUR MISPLACED POST
GO TO HELL
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Go to hell,
Whaddya mean im already there! I live in the black country so yabooo sucks toucher of ham and other cured meats!
(morrigan456 made sex wee on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:48, archived)
# I've never touched ham in my life
Well, not publicly
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Liar fiend and vagabond
In chronological order
(morrigan456 made sex wee on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:50, archived)
# You say that like it's a bad thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Bunker time......
I remember a time when b3ta was for the puerile and fun loving among us. Death to the pedant.
Room for a little one in the back perhaps.???
(morrigan456 made sex wee on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:47, archived)
# this'll help
letmegooglethatforyou.com/?q=where+do+i+post+links+on+b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Consider this,
Is there a link in there anywhere?
(morrigan456 made sex wee on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Erm yes.
I'm guessing you're one of these people that is not allowed to use metal scissors.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Only if I promise to run with them
(morrigan456 made sex wee on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)
# You have the coordination to run?!
I wouldn't have credited you with that. Onlt enough coordination to use the little proddy stick strapped to your forehead to enable you to type.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:57, archived)
# *gets popcorn*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:57, archived)
# We have sweet and salty on offer today.
Sadly I'm out of salt so I really wouldn't gofor the salty!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:02, archived)
# it does look a bit sticky
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Yeah
Just ignore the hairs.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:08, archived)
# You tit
Ive just laffed my arse off,
I bow to you ghosty one,
now let me find the blue tac that holds my stick on ill need it to shaft your dear old mum this evening
(morrigan456 made sex wee on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Ooo a mum gag
The refuge of the unimaginative. COme back later when you've managed to not fail the IQ test.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:02, archived)
# *runs round scattering minature handbags like confetti*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:04, archived)
# I read that as minotaur hangbags.:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Have difficulty reading do we you antagonistic turd
(morrigan456 made sex wee on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:09, archived)
# You are really embassassing yourself here.
Now shush and let the grown ups talk/
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Oh
now shush shush soft lad is it all getting a little bit too much for you. Would youy like to sit down??
(morrigan456 made sex wee on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Yeah you're basically rewording the replied I give you.
I know we've established you have no imagination but at least we can be sure now you lack originality now as well.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:15, archived)
# oh, please turn it in, ladies
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Aaaaw
I was having fun!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:18, archived)
# It's called dyslexia
you insensitive swine
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:12, archived)
# *sobs onto shoulder*
He's so nasty. He won't let me play with the other children (admittedly he's the one of the sex offender's register not me).
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Hello Griffy
Welcome back!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Thanks Barby
Do you know what? - it's nice to be back
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)
# And where have you been hiding?
We sent out the b3ta St Bernard but he got pissed on his own brabdy and limped back with kebab in his hair.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:11, archived)
# oh that's where it came from
it just looked so sexy, and it had free booze!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:20, archived)
# In some countries that's concidered marriage!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Then two things happened
1) We got a links board to stop people posting links on the messageboard
2) We realised you were a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:51, archived)
# You'd best be careful!
b3ta seems to be taking itself very seriously these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Evidentement mon capitain
(morrigan456 made sex wee on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Said the other person that posted an imageless post.
We created the talkboard especially for the hard of thinking like you lot.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Yeah
I remember the day it magically appeared. I don't remember the day b3ta became a whingey collection of pedantic arseholes, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:57, archived)
# I do
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:58, archived)
# It happened when it got about 50,000 users and some weren't intelligent enough to realise is every idiot posted text on the messageboard
everyone's hard work disappeared in seconds. Aaaaw has b3ta changed? Get over it. I'm sure you will once you hit puberty.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:00, archived)
# *runs round scattering manpons like confetti*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:03, archived)
# ooooh
isnt someone a little arsebiscuit whats up did someone touch you inthat special way when you were a child. Theres a little ignore button at the bottom cunt twich.
(morrigan456 made sex wee on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:05, archived)
# YEah but it's more fun making you look like a twat.
Obviously ot a hard job.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:13, archived)
# ******* INTERMISSION *******
*Dixon rises from the stage playing a big Wurlitzer organ*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:16, archived)
# ALBERTROSSES! ALBERTROSSES!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:20, archived)
# You really have a problem with people lacking intelligence, don't you?
I hit puberty quite some time ago. I can show you my arsehole hair if you wish. I've been posting on here for over five years - how old must I have been when I started?

OH I GET IT. You're annoyed because I'm not three years old anymore and my bumhole isn't tight enough to wrap around your baby-carrot sized penis.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I can be dead funny too!
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:33, archived)
# 3 different boards for 3 different things
How hard can it be?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)
# it's up its own arse
sadly
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Korrekt!
Have any banana from the top shelf my boy!
(morrigan456 made sex wee on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Not *all* of it...
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:59, archived)
# most, these days
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:05, archived)
# sadly true
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:08, archived)
# I may have come back too soon
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:09, archived)
#
soon late
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:12, archived)
# it's been nice to see an old face back here :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:12, archived)
# hello Griffy
*pokes with a shitty stick*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Sing Lofty !
sing lofty
(I helped save b3ta! dragon drop : worlds best self-deprecator, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:41, archived)
# interracial threesome with a midget
WIN
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:42, archived)
# hahahaha
You should have put a pith helmet on her as well
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Hahahahahah! the oddness of this amuses me greatly :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Today I've been playing with making things out of paper and shit.

Portal cake! (Oops, squished one of the cherries.) It needs more something; I'm just not sure what.

From earlier today -- fish magnet! www.b3ta.com/board/9025123
Previous nonsense: Afro Disco Cat, Bees, Demons
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:34, archived)
# whos shit; your shit? eeep!
that cake is so very full of woo!

and I love that fish one!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:36, archived)
# I made the cake by painting sandpaper with coffee. (:
Edit: and ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:39, archived)
# ya had me worried there for a second :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:40, archived)
# 'It needs more something; I'm just not sure what.'
if I may be so bold, perhaps a line of string or something to indicate a layer of cream in the middle.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:36, archived)
# I'd use mayonnaise - if everything could have a line of mayo on it, we'd be in heaven.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Even raspberry ripple?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:39, archived)
# *looks at slice of Battenberg on plate in front of me....*
....I am not one to nitpick, but I might dispute this.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:40, archived)
# That's what I've been thinking,
but the real Portal cake doesn't have one. I'm torn between making it look good and being faithful to the original.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Ah, I have no idea what Portal is. All becomes clear.
I think a creamy cake is better than a.... not creamy cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:38, archived)
# I'm surprised -- I'd've thought it would be hard to escape all the mentioning of it on the net.
It's a smashing little PC game in which you use a portal-making gun to teleport yourself. And there is cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Ahhhh, I see.
I've heard OF it, but I wasn't aware really what it was or what it did.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:41, archived)
# I like the Bees and Demons ones
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Thanks, Earl.
Thearl.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:48, archived)
# My mantra has always been
'When in doubt, add gin or glitter'.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Gin glitter or for the person hiding in south east Asia, Glitter Gin
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:38, archived)
# I was in Paperchase the other day looking at all the packets of glitter and being tempted.
Packets are a stupid container for glitter, though. It should come in tubes with lids.

What will happen when no-one uses camera film any more and they stop making film canisters? They're handy for all sorts of tiny craft bits.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:39, archived)
# week-long pill pots.
*taps side of nose* perfect, they are.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Ooo.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:41, archived)
# The ones that look like this
www.baystate.com/images/products/H757.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Boots are doing them cheap
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Those would be great for beads and sequins
but a film canister would be better for glitter so you could pour it out.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:45, archived)
# You make a good point.
I shall think about it. Hmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Tic Tac boxes
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Heyyyyyyy, nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Nice one piss
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:51, archived)
# See, those years of doing art, did pay off
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:49, archived)
# NP, just trying to thing of any other things
If I do I will GAZ you
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Luckily I'm a girl with many crevices.
And a bloody great tool box full of crafty things. That isn't a euphemism.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:45, archived)
# In which case
I love you.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:50, archived)
# oh
you :D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Afternoon


edit: Fuck i forgot to tell you!

I had a cookie yesterday and on the melted chocolate bits on the bottom, jesus/blessed's or their lovechild was staring at me, pictures soon as i can.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:29, archived)
# aaaaaaaarghhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Arrrrgh! Kill it with torches and burning pitchsporks!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Jayzus!
'noon
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:30, archived)
# I fear this.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:30, archived)
# hmmm
Looks wide enough.

*unzips*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Oooo!
Bad RG!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Bastardos!
You just made me yawn.
:O
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:31, archived)
# *Fears*
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Here's mummy!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Fucking hell
fear-thread is full of fear.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:33, archived)
# that looks like a former boss of mine.....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:33, archived)
# by 'boss'
do you mean 'wank fantasy'?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:34, archived)
# and by "former"
do you mean "current"?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:35, archived)
# and by 'looks like'
do you mean 'is most definitely my favourite'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:37, archived)
# i'd say both
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Normally I'd go along with the joke, but as it stands, the thought of that is just making want to vomit...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:38, archived)
# too much deep throating eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:39, archived)
# by "vomit"
i'm guessing you mean "spluff"
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:40, archived)
# heheeh!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:51, archived)
# i think
me and sunshine elephant had her.
in doing so we lost the game
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:35, archived)
# ...and that's when Micto slipped in.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:39, archived)
# and we all had a go
aparently DTH had a go too.
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:51, archived)
# haha
that can't be the mother--too many eyes:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:37, archived)
# they still have time to grow.
trust me
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:39, archived)
# just wait until it grows teeth
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Shit a brick!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:32, archived)
# It likes de fire
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:33, archived)
# hahaha wtf?
pop a cork in it!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:36, archived)
# The sound of waves in a pool of water
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Who tried to make me listen to him?
Someone. I did for a few minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:13, archived)
# I had Brilliant Trees at one time
and really liked it. I've heard almost nothing of his since. He's collaborated with some really interesting people, like Fripp and Holger Czukay. I should probably listen to more of his work.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:22, archived)
# splop surely?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:15, archived)
# excellent use of filters there sir
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Goddamn
if only I could work out how to use the fucking ignore function on this website I could shut you the fuck up.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Use this
b3ta.com/board/ignore.php?start=25648

& woo to the pic!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:33, archived)
# I thought at the very least
that would invite me to ignore myself. I count this as a missed opportunity :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:34, archived)
# DAMN IT!
*hangs head*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Oh come on now.
That one should have been "I love horses". You're just not trying.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Is that Simone Le Bum?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Her name is Rio.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:25, archived)
# she was a showgirl...
/deliberately subverting replies and introducing more Manilow onto b3ta since 16:30
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:30, archived)
# and she dances on the s-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-nd
edit: *is subverted*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:30, archived)
# that is who I can see there
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Mrs Vagabond gets all giggly about him
When he was younger.

Now she prefers Nick Rhodes.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:35, archived)
# I thought
it was Howard Jones at first.
(SlinkySkunk, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Puerile? Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Top shop!
(I helped save b3ta! morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Puerile?
There's no place for puerile on this puerile digital art forum.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Christmas in Hull anyone?


click here to play

yanmania.com/b3taXmas.html
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Yays
Welcome to the Christmas newsletter:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:38, archived)
# hahaha excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:39, archived)
# that's fucking shite
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:39, archived)
# i put babs in it just for you
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:39, archived)
# i don't care it's still shite
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:42, archived)
# play nice!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:48, archived)
# He is a bad man.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:30, archived)
# MEME
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:39, archived)
# haha love the placement of teh smug
what's that thing in the top right
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:41, archived)
# polar bear superman
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:43, archived)
# glad you spotted it
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Legen.... wait for it...
...DARY!

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:40, archived)
# genius
see ya friday
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:41, archived)
# haha
more smugness than skegness:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:42, archived)
# is skeg the smug?
more skeg than smugness?
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:45, archived)
# haha
on the run from smugabe:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:06, archived)
# :D]



wOO!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:42, archived)
# ^ That's shit that is!

EDIT: Sorry, what I meant was "Well Done"!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:43, archived)
# must not play
must go out and do constructive things


will play later though
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Fantastic stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:56, archived)
# woooooo yays
that is brilliant,

*stands up*
*claps*
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:08, archived)
# That's brilliant!



(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:31, archived)
# yay!
b3ta loves you.
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Lovely Feyd

Multiple de-ris
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feyd-Rautha
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geidi_Prime
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:16, archived)
# It's Gammu now!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:17, archived)
# I wish I got this
it's a Dune thing, isn't it? I'm no good at all that.

:-( he does look thin and silly though, which is fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:19, archived)
# It was really an excuse to post a picture of sting looking retarded
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:20, archived)
# it's pretty hard to find any other sort
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:24, archived)
# nuh uh.
retarded sexi tiem
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Dune = massive win
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:23, archived)
#
win worm
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:34, archived)
# I'm big
but not that big
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Gossard Wonderpants!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:20, archived)
# A future where we'll all be sweaty & ginger.
(nom_nom_nom, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:20, archived)
# for Rob, that's tonight
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:24, archived)
# :O)
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Yay for nerdy Dune references!
The sleeper must awaken...
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Hahaha
I'm a dune-nerd!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)
# damn,so close to a scam.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Poor Hugh Heffener...
Nearly got away with it.....*

*Not sure of spelling, but not googling him at work!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:52, archived)
# he doesn't like to be googled at work
he prefers it at home after a magnum of Veuve
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:53, archived)
# I don't thnk I'm his googling type....
:)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:58, archived)
# I'm not
but if I met him, he'd be googled. Just so I can show him what real women look like.

*stomps about being militant*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:01, archived)
# i got a NSFW in my head after reading that
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Say it again but differently.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:04, archived)
# I can't say 'it' differently
-brain asplodes-
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:05, archived)
# "it once more"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:06, archived)
# no,
what's a variation on 'It'.i can't think of one.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Try saying "Goat".
It's much more fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat
Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:12, archived)
# it is more fun.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:13, archived)
# too slow
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat
Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat Goat
-gasps-
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:14, archived)
# You could stand back a little and call it "that"
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:12, archived)
# But captain clearly said//
"Say it again but differently."

and that is what I did...

* Crys
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:22, archived)
# I suspect you'd finish him off....
And not in a climax type way ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:04, archived)
# I'm not that heavy any more :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:05, archived)
# I meant in a blow his mind kind of way more :)
no personal slur..
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:06, archived)
# :D I'm joking
by being stereotypically female.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:08, archived)
# your bum does look big in that.
*stereotypical man-thoughts*
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:14, archived)
# It always does, I've got proper booty.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:17, archived)
# do men think like this?
if it was me it'd be "who cares if you think your bum looks big in it, it's a real bum and it's only 4 feet away from my hands"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Nibes for Man of the Day.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:28, archived)
# You've got to get up pretty early in the a.m. to fool Satan
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:53, archived)
# you'd have to stay up all night
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:54, archived)
# I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:02, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:53, archived)
# damn good that!
woo! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Splendid stuff!

Psst: wanna buy a soul?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:06, archived)
# how much?
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:07, archived)
# *offers one brussel sprout, slightly used*
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Heh
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:08, archived)
# bbc


Click for bigger (82KB)
(stavr0s, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Yeaaaahh
We need a impartial broadcaster.....like FOX
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:40, archived)
# middle class?
Faux news reflects the views of corporate pigs and slack jawed rednecks.
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:55, archived)
# and white middle class reactionaries.
But especially rednecks.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:31, archived)
# as opposed to ITV,which provides only top-quality news
oh,bloody hell.a daily mail attitude.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:41, archived)
# itv
who said i liked them either, i just think the bbc is getting alot worse.
(stavr0s, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:42, archived)
# apologies
it's always been fairly bad,journalism is for the masses and the masses want to be shocked,appalled and entertained.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:44, archived)
# that's why they love Ian Huntley with a Comic Relief red nose
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:45, archived)
# 'says fuckpig (28) of 24 accasia road.....'
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:45, archived)
# 'its a fucking outrage,tthey should all be strung up.'
you're listening to the jeremy vine show.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:48, archived)
# I hate that show....
He is so flip flop :( Tesco Value Paxman!!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:53, archived)
# hahaha :P
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Have this from my trawls...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:00, archived)
# GIRAFFE ON A TRAMPOLINE
G.O.A.T!
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:02, archived)
# ITV is run by gypsy immigrants on benefits
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:43, archived)
# BAN THIS SICK FILTH NOW
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:44, archived)
# be careful! they'll lower our house prices!
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:44, archived)
# BASTARDS
SHUT THE BORDERS NOW. SIMPLE AS.
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:46, archived)
# hey,why don't we gas them all?
because then there'd be nobody left to do a decent day's work,you fucking lazy hypocritical right-wing brainless twats.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:47, archived)
# coming over here
stealing our gas
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Gypsy paedophile immigrants on benefits.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)
# fail.





(are you from the USA, BNP, or just want to be?)
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:41, archived)
# I've been thinking this of late....
I am a little worried about the news reporting on the BBC...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:41, archived)
# it's cos of all this 24-hourness and 'audience interaction' they've got
they got no time for proper journalism
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:42, archived)
# News 24 (minutes) you mean....
;o)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:43, archived)
# ^^This^^
I want them to get back to sensibly dressed serious looking people telling me the news in perfect Received Pronunciation.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:43, archived)
# anyone who says
"haitch" should be killed.
One of the continuity announcers on BBC HD called it HAITCH DEE- I was so angry I nearly shattered my jaw with tutting.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)
# TURN YOUR TELLY OFF
DO SOMETHING CONSTRUCTIVE
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:41, archived)
# what,like surf B3ta :D
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:42, archived)
# I'm not the one mid-whinge.
If he doesn't like the telly, he doesn't need to watch it. What he does need to do is stop pissing his frilly knickers about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:43, archived)
# *votes*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:44, archived)
# whoa guys whoa
let's all chill out
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Oh I'm all chilled :D
I just hate this 'damn you telly, my eyes are glued to you and I have no choice in the matter' attitude. Put a DVD in if you're so in love with the cathode.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:46, archived)
# I've got a DVD of Jeremy Kyle reading ITV News
with Anne Diamond doing the sign language
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:47, archived)
# I bet you have sex to it.
Solo sex. On your own. In the nude. On your own. When nobody else is there. On your own.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:48, archived)
# we don't have two Dysons for nothing
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)
# It's so you can attach the other one to the back of your head whilst using the first
as you're worried it'll turn you inside out.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:51, archived)
# I'm worried that I'm imagining what this would be like
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:55, archived)
# This is what it's like in my head.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:57, archived)
# every night.
while you weep into your cleenex at your life
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:50, archived)
# o_0
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:56, archived)
# this,a thousand times :D
IT HAS AN OFF-BUTTON GUYS!
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:48, archived)
# how dare you try and dampen our mock outrage
*rings Ofcom*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:46, archived)
# rings of what now?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Easy...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:50, archived)
# com
rings of com

it's Tony Hart's new Northern Ireland porn-art show
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:50, archived)
# turn it off
doesn't stop me having to pay for the shit though does it.

would you pay for something you dont like to watch/use?
(stavr0s, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:46, archived)
# I do like to watch it
the beeb make some excellent programmes.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:48, archived)
# I pay the council to empty* my bins
but I never watch it

*allegedly
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Mine just fling them in the vague direction of the dustlorrything.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:50, archived)
# You're paying for the opportunity.
You don't have to be, say, a Radio 3 listener for the opportunity to be one to be a good thing.

EDIT: And, let's face it, the other channels are better for having to compete with the BBC.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Their Jazz hour on Saturdays is marvellous.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Not such a fan of that.
But it's ace on a Sunday evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Ah, I was watching Batman.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:54, archived)
# it can't be any worse than Radio 2
ALED JONES!
ELAINE PAIGE!
MICHAEL BALL!

it makes Ken Bruce look like John Peel
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:52, archived)
# I like Michael Ball, he's a naughty little imp.
Or at least he was on Lorraine Kelly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Pennies a day
for on demand tv, a world renowned website, radio stations catering for every kind of audio taste and tv channels which do likewise?

I say, God bless the BBC and all who sail in her!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:52, archived)
# ^THIS^
With added "THIS"
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Everything this insanely excellent woman just said.
We don't pay for ITV and it bloody shows.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:54, archived)
# this
I look at the BBC every day

I don't even look at my cock every day, so it must be good
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:54, archived)
# if I had a cock I'd train up the muscles in it
so I could open doors with it in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:59, archived)
# ^THIS^
The Beeb is far better than any of the commercial alternatives
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:23, archived)
# *sings*
Why don't you
Why don't you
Switch off your TV set
And do something less boring instead
WHY DON'T YOU?!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:47, archived)
# This
in four-part harmonies
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)
# :D
TEHDEYEH WEYUH MEHKIN THESE LEH'L CEHKEY THINGS
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)
# why don't you?...dadeedada..why don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:50, archived)
# no
wai
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:42, archived)
# As long as they keep making Top Gear.
It's stupid, but it's so entertaining.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:42, archived)
# oh this,oh this
i do hate myself for liking it so much
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Crazy innit
I assume they use subliminal messages or flood my living room with happy gas because I find it so entertaining.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:45, archived)
# i don't even drive :(
i think it's the camerawork,or jeremy's sensationalist drivel.
he does come out with some corkers though
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:46, archived)
# not the camerawork
that's getting far too artsy for my liking, what was with all the high speed shots of a water balloon bursting last week?

like the fucking european sports directors, can't watch a footy or rugby match that's live from france or italy without moody, slo-mo close ups of the players everytime there's a break in play. I WANT TO SEE THE FUCKING INFRINGEMENT TO SEE IF THE REF WAS RIGHT, NOT THE TINY SPOT ON THE END OF FUCKING CIPRIANI'S NOSE

don't like them overlaying the face of the kicker on top of the view of the posts when there's a penalty either, fucking annoying
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:50, archived)
# I spent a fortnight researching Clarkson as part of my journalism coursework last year.
He's the sort of man I'd buy a pint for, before kicking him square in the balls.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:56, archived)
# then drinking his pint
and pissing on him afterwards
and saying "No - nobody called - you must have the wwrong address" to the ambulance crew
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:58, archived)
# i enjoy reading his column
in the Sunday Times, but don't take a word of it seriously. He knows exactly what to say to ensure he gets contract renewals, is a shrewd business man and apparently a half decent father. Don't think I could bear to spend any time with him though, although that's mainly cos he's from wrong side of pennines
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:58, archived)
# i like him,he's a completely fictional character.
the real jeremy clarkson is nothing like he is on TV :D
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Welcome to planet Earth
The exits are here and here.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:42, archived)
# actually,
when i was in a position where I had to check the news thre/four times an hour because I had no other way of finding out what was happening to a close friend I used the BBC because it's the only news source in the UK which isn't trying to sell you its news. (metro and other free papers are as deserving of the title "news" as the scum)

try again, and next time put some effort into it
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:43, archived)
# pearost
(nom_nom_nom, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:43, archived)
# see, this contains effort
and hummus
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:43, archived)
# then you can watch it properly again on Dave with no buffering
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:43, archived)
# haha.
Excellent...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:43, archived)
# :)
very nice
(stavr0s, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)
# I wish I had so little to complain about
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:45, archived)
# ^

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:51, archived)
# I believe your wit may be infinite.
It has no discernible beginning.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:47, archived)
# hahahahahaahhahhaa!
hahahahaahahahahahha!
hahahahahaahahah!
YES
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Well put :D
Is that a quote?
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Nope...
It's all me. I've been waiting for ages for an opportunity to use it.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Marvellous :D
It's the sort of thing I'd expect to find in one of those '100 wittiest quotes' compilations
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:58, archived)
# your bbc is aligned too far to the left in comparison with the other text
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:51, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:52, archived)
# *rings ofcom*
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Haha
I was puzzled by your "rings of corn" comment for a while there.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:11, archived)
# hahaha
politilols
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:53, archived)
# All text should be justified.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:10, archived)
# I'd like them better if they were openly biased
instead of aspiring to the impossible goal of balanced broadcasting and reporting, which just causes a combination of bias and equivocation.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:05, archived)
# subtle
^ ironic
(I helped save b3ta! dragon drop : worlds best self-deprecator, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:24, archived)
# oh
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:37, archived)
# A tramp has spunked up all over your face.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:27, archived)
# nice font matching
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Tell me this isn't the raddest shit you've seen all day


It's obama and the f*ckin narwhals man...
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:35, archived)
# That is so rad dude
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:35, archived)
# narwhals
bitch all over harry potter and shit
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:36, archived)
# i've got a semi
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:36, archived)
# and me, and my neighbors are not too bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:42, archived)
# I've seen radder shit
but not today
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Have this... For no reason whatsoever....
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:37, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:39, archived)
# lol
(Needs flames) *ahem*
(nom_nom_nom, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:40, archived)
# mini plane thread...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:42, archived)
# i fuckin' love concorde
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Mother fuckin narwhals yo
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Whoa
Totally tubular, dude :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Lieutenant Barnes was regularly the butt of the Death star's office humour...


Archie's post made me do this. Blame him.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:32, archived)
# damn you Archie
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:34, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:35, archived)
# damn you to hell!
who's archie?
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:35, archived)
#
The Great Architect
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:46, archived)
# hahahaha!
Han (Stormtrooper) looks so 'school girl' in that screen grab
(nom_nom_nom, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:35, archived)
# :D Oh my! -flutters-
mm,i do like a man in uniform -coy smile-
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Tchhh
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Haha!
There are no original jokes left in the universe...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:43, archived)
# In a universe containing 100 billion billion stars
If even a tiny fraction of those systems have developed life, and a tiny fraction of them developed sentience, then yes, there's a strong possibility that any joke is a bindun.
Even my one about Dr. Who and wine.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:46, archived)
# go on...
*readies spanging apparatus*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:51, archived)
# What's the Doctor's favourite wine?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:56, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9025553

EDIT that doesn't really work now that this reply's in there...

Go on...

*unlimbers spang-a-tron 2000*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Chateau Proclamation!
(Alternative answer : Rose)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:59, archived)
# I see...
*backs off to allow a good run-up*

*runs*

*SPAAANG!*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:01, archived)
# sorry,
you've made me think of the dead ringers christmas special where all the doctors get together, and one of them wraps the turkey in tinfoil which scares one of the old ones
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:54, archived)
# I have that downloaded somewhere...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Hahaha
excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Innapropriate holiday gifts...

Merry Christmas Happy Chanukah!
(Virulent, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:22, archived)
# A stapler?
what do the jews have against staples?

Come to think of it I have never heard of Kosher paper clips either.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:23, archived)
# It's more expensive than Ryman



DE - RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:24, archived)
# I spend a lot of my life in stationary shops
so I understand this :)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:26, archived)
# I prefer shops on wheels
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:28, archived)
# They're called burger vans, fatso.
;-)

Only joking, you're about half my size anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:31, archived)
# I haven't had a burger for years
I bet they still have that doesn't-really-taste-of-anything taste
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Not my burgers
well, my beefcakes. They've got bacon in.

Yes, in. And cheese. And onion. And garlic.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:33, archived)
# *noms*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:33, archived)
# You're damn right, noms.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:34, archived)
# that's filthy,i'm hungry now and i've just had breakfast
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:34, archived)
# I'm a fucking genius in the kitchen
it's why I'm a tubster. Well fed and happy, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:35, archived)
# could i pay you to cook for me?
i am from a family of cooking-type people,but i really cannot be bothered ever.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:37, archived)
# You very much could.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:38, archived)
# how much an hour?
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:40, archived)
# £18.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:41, archived)
# bargain
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:43, archived)
# It's less than my cheffly mate earns.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:44, archived)
# it's really easy though
you get some stuff and make it hot for a bit, then eat it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:38, archived)
# that does not work with cornflakes D:
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Hehehe
Just checking.

I thought I'd explain it for the hard of thinking and save their R, I and S keys from the strain :OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:28, archived)
# The pork sarnie van parked in the car park?



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:24, archived)
# ...
what do the jews have against staples Hitler?
(Virulent, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Quite a grudge I imagine....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:26, archived)
# he did commit quite the faux-pas
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:28, archived)
# He's certainly not on their Christmas card list
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:28, archived)
# mainly because they don't celebrate christmas
you great steaming nit
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Why? hmm, it's not like they killed Je.......
oh I see
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:30, archived)
# yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
-looks at soup plate to hide red face-
this is such a terrible dinner party
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:32, archived)
# DINNER PARTY!!!!
This is a wake! That's why everyone looked at you funny when you said that you were "dying for a stiff drink"
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:34, archived)
# i still am dying for a stiff...drink!
this is the worst party doctor crippen's ever thrown.
hm,this salad tastes of strychnine
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Chortle...
Must remember to refer to the holocaust as a faux-pas at the first oppertunity!
(Virulent, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:29, archived)
# like the crusades
catholic faux-pas at its best.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:31, archived)
# It was decades ago, get over it, already!
"Oh Mrs. Hitler... Why your son turn out so bad?"

*gets coat*
(Virulent, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Do you have irrational problems with the French?
It was decades centuries ago, get over it!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:31, archived)
# and the scots,it was ages ago!
and the welsh,it was ages ago!
and the irish,it was ages ago!
repeat ad nauseum
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:33, archived)
# and the muslims, it wa...
oh wait now
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:33, archived)
# it was three years ago,get over it!
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:36, archived)
# *stabs*
it was a minute ago, get over it!

I'm going to start judt saying 'bygones' lik,e Fish out of Ally McBeal.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:38, archived)
# I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married.
Dunno.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:28, archived)
# what's going on here?
what what what what?
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:24, archived)
# is it not suppose to be known by men
that these are hair straightners?
oih oih oih!
(duketh *raises rifle* everyone loves muffins!!!!!!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:25, archived)
# but that...that...that...buh...
oh.
-weeps-
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Oi-vay.
(nom_nom_nom, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:24, archived)
# It's a good job its not a gillette Mach 3/Sensor Excel gift set
The sixty third Jewish commandment is "Thou shall not shave with a razor".

True story.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:27, archived)
# they have more than ten?
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:28, archived)
# They have over 600
(and i got it wrong, it's the sixty-ninth commandment).
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:29, archived)
#
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Some of them are a bit repetitive
Thou shall not hate other Jews.
Thou shall love other Jews.
Thou shall not hate Jewish converts.
Thou shall love jewish converts...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:32, archived)
# that's the Talmud
written by twats with beards
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:31, archived)
# *Gasps*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:33, archived)
# He's allowed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:39, archived)
# *Exhales*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Who stand around shouting at walls.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:34, archived)
# really?
what they gonna shave with? a tennis ball?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Nothing.
Just trim with scissors.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:30, archived)
# hair straightener?
woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Ross the intern FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:33, archived)
# don't click. It doesn't get any bigger.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Spotted
you fool :D
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:14, archived)
# dammit
too easy.
I should have posted an unshopped image and waited to see how many people spotted the H.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:16, archived)
# I was looking at the red & white striped bloke on the right and assumed you'd 'wallyed' him
but on closer inspection, I notice that you hadn't, and had opted for the H
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:20, archived)
# oh Henry NO!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Yay! Spotted!
(nom_nom_nom, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:15, archived)
# I think I see Warwick the Kingmaker
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Teeny tiny!!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:16, archived)
# hahah, took a moment to spot!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:17, archived)
# ok, too easy huh?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:18, archived)
# sorry, but I can't see Wally anywhere in that pic.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:20, archived)
# *clue* he's in the bag
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Nope-you got me on that one can't see 'im
pft ;)
(nom_nom_nom, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Gorrim!
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:19, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Oh Archie!!!
Tops as ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Yay!
dodgy tilt-shifty I did



*opens can of worms*
(nom_nom_nom, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Making models
look like models ?
(Yorkshire Soul Glasscock rocks, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Aye - indeed
Well, cardboard cut-outs to look like models.
(nom_nom_nom, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:37, archived)
# i thought they used minatures for that scene
and surely a cardboard cut out could be defined as a model?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:41, archived)
# oooo trivia!
We need science to solve this question.
(nom_nom_nom, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:47, archived)
# call the mythbusters
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Nope, too subtitle for me.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:31, archived)
# QUO!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Living on a
Sistine ceiling
(Yorkshire Soul Glasscock rocks, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:35, archived)
# I was going to accuse you of posting an unshopped pic just to get everyone staring at their screens for ages.
...but then I saw 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:36, archived)
# fear me mad shopping skillz
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:11, archived)
# *might actually think about watching this*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:12, archived)
# the dance floor has landmines hidden under the linoleum
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:13, archived)
# I'll definitely watch it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:16, archived)
# linoleum on a dancefloor???
what are you? POOR?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Gonna burn this God damn house right down


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:19, archived)
# No, born in the 80s
unless you're spinning round on some part of your body that isn't your feet, you're not dancing.

BRB chaps.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:19, archived)
# i'd still go for polished wood
break dancing in penguin suit, enjoy your fag
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:22, archived)
# That's really quite ace!
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Spandau Ballet FT ... er ...
Well I suppose that's not really combat, is it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Have some Hughmanetee, won't you?

For the sake of the planet.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Would it be insulting if I stole your two source images and did my own?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:09, archived)
# By all means, have a go;
It'll be fun...
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Can you link to them?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Here ya go
www.bbcprograms.com/pbs/catalog/blackadder/images/XM03_Blackadder.jpg

myfwc.com/manatee/images/manatee_waving.jpg

Have fun
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:12, archived)
# I'm torn between this and doing something 'Dune' Themed
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:13, archived)
# *snort*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Yay for matinees...
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:12, archived)
# heh heh
nicely done:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:45, archived)
# arf arf
by arf:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:41, archived)

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