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# All these cut-backs have effected even olde tymes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:50, archived)
# Do I have to get a spang image out?
wooy
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:52, archived)
# "Does that cost extra?", asks the girl in blue.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:55, archived)
# :)
don't spare the rod on that child!
(I helped save b3ta! Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Buttstitutes.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 1:05, archived)
# buttstaff
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 1:06, archived)
# now
i've got grinlock:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 1:17, archived)
# AMEN TO THAT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 2:58, archived)
# A Jupiter Gas monster is naturally angry.

They really are quite grumpy

Click for bigger (113KB)
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:48, archived)
# This is almost identical to the artist's interpretation in my first book about space.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:50, archived)
# I think
I may have had the exact same book.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:56, archived)
# Quantum mechanics is weird like that
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 1:06, archived)
# what books that? I wanna see the picture! (^_^)
 
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:56, archived)
# I can't remember now
it was probably called "my first book about space"

It had an artist's representation of uranus(because nobody had seen it at that point). The rings were horizontal.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 1:04, archived)
# You said anus!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 1:10, archived)
# I'm scared.


Woo, but it's still scary.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:50, archived)
# the fact that you thought to have the eyes connecting to the brain makes me happier than a barrel of seals although i'm not entirely sure why
the rest of the picture is equally nice/menacing
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:51, archived)
# hells yeah
balloonbeast
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:52, archived)
# Love his music.
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:52, archived)
# Oh shit he is isnt he
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:53, archived)
# that's good.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:53, archived)
# chuckles----------maybe.....
it's the massive gravitational pull that's buggin'im and he needs to let off steam
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:54, archived)
# Braaaaaains.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:55, archived)
# Top woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 1:01, archived)
# Holy shit that is fantastic
I love the look of barely concealed impatience and megalomania.

Or am I reading too much into this?

Either way, it is beaut.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:06, archived)
# gorgeous.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 7:05, archived)
# Dun dun........dun dun.......dun dun...dun dun dun dun dun Batman!
(I helped save b3ta! Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:46, archived)
# hold on a second
if you've got parkinsons i cant imagine that you can be a very accurate surgeon. in fact i'm rather worried for your patients and think you should seek help. in fact, i am going to ask for your name so i can talk to the general medical council and have you struck off because it cant be right that someone with shakeyhands parkinsons is trying to cut people open because if you shudder and miss what might happen?

or do you really mean "parkin sons" ie that you have crafted homemade children out of aloveable gingery cake type thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:49, archived)
# A lot of old doctors have shaky, shaky hands.
used to freak me the fuck out when I worked in theatre.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:51, archived)
# why
did lots of doctors come to see your plays?
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:52, archived)
# Fine add it to the list ;)
Dr Cnutfocker Assnipple
(I helped save b3ta! Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:51, archived)
# i cannot access their information services
i believe the problem lies in an issue with my flashbased capabilities. however, i would encourage you to stop using your hands for future surgeries until your problems are sorted out and you get better
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:56, archived)
# Can you really tag something you've just ripped from a film without editing?
Correct me if you have.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:50, archived)
#
yes because it is edited...

Jaws & Batman

replaced the dodgy rubber shark with Jaws...
(I helped save b3ta! Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:53, archived)
# That's fucking brilliant then.
I apologise.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:57, archived)
#
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:51, archived)
# haha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:55, archived)
# Nicely.
Go shark, go!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:55, archived)
# I only just got this to load because my internet is a shit
This is fucking GOLD
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 1:09, archived)
#
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 1:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:36, archived)
# FAVE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:36, archived)
# Hell yeah :D
Is this the one you showed me from a while back?
He's got a little angrier. I like him.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:36, archived)
# yeah i was going to actually finish it
but i didnt so HERE HE IS
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:37, archived)
# I think he looks insanely cheerful
and I love his boots.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:43, archived)
# Catboots are sweet :D
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:44, archived)
# that one
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:37, archived)
# I like this one.
It looks strangely familiar. I think it's reminding me of Percy from Sinfest.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Fucking YES
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:38, archived)
# helo
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:40, archived)
# Best of show.
And an ace among aces.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:44, archived)
# That's the one
YAY! Overstimulated skinhead cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 1:35, archived)
# I was expecting two, tops. You win at happy.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:36, archived)
# LIFT OFF
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:37, archived)
# MULTI-WIN
I know I always say it, but you really don't post enough pics here.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:35, archived)
# more like i store up all this cat energy then deluge the board with it
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:36, archived)
# Stop saying deluge.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:38, archived)
# goddamn i fucking love that word
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:38, archived)
# poor mrpineapple
have you considered investing in corks? i was going to say that i had a similar thing a few months ago and what cured me was sitting waiting in misery for a week till it cleared of its own accord but then i realised that wouldnt be a happy thing to say so i didnt oops

i'll remedy this situation by uploading a something

(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:40, archived)
# Apparently quite a few people have had it.
It's made my mood a little shitty, in case people haven't noticed.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:44, archived)
# on the plus side
it's an excuse to sit around watching tv/surfing the net/playing games, not having to be nice to anyone, and to get people to do things for you!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:46, archived)
# CHOCOLATE RAIN
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:42, archived)
# *I step away from the mic to breath in*
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:43, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:45, archived)
# Last time I had a really bad stomach bug I couldn't get that song out of my head
It actually got pretty dire. 3am, trying to work out how I could fall asleep on the bog, Tay Zonday invading my consciousness.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:47, archived)
# Ha, oof.
That's pretty harsh.
I considered moving all my covers into the bathroom so I wouldn't be caught off guard, but I didn't even have the energy.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:50, archived)
# catdelugeday
is my favouritest of days
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:38, archived)
# I like this one best :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:36, archived)
# Sax-a-ma-phone!
Afro Disco Cat is here to join the cat par-tay!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:39, archived)
# AFRO-STYLIN'
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:40, archived)
# He is only derivative ;)
Wheres the original?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:47, archived)
# Here!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 1:04, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Hell yeah.
Cats make happy occur rapidly.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:35, archived)
# That cat has eaten too much this Christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Just one little wafer...
Awwww
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Stop holding in your farts, pussycat!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:35, archived)
# fat cat on the attack
it's rolling rolling rolling rolling etc

sadly, it couldn't eat any of superdave's cheese
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:36, archived)
# It's fat cats like this that have ruined the economy!
I like Steampunk Cat the best.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:36, archived)
# That's right
Kill them all!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:38, archived)
# TOO MUCH LASAGNA
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:36, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Likes cats!!
*wants to make cat piccy*
*cannot be drwn in, needs to go sleep*
*dreams of fluffeh*
thankyou for fwuffeh dreams!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:37, archived)
# KITTIES!!!!
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:32, archived)
# +4 anthrax points.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:33, archived)
# I'm totally gonna get some interferon.
Just 246 more points!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:33, archived)
# I hope you remembered your loyalty card.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:35, archived)
# ah FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:36, archived)
# this^ made me rofl
but I like your pic mustapha
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:34, archived)
# YEAH, QUIT BEIN' SO UNFUNNY, MEFEHE :(
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Lovely :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:33, archived)
# SPOOKY
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:33, archived)
# COME ON BABY, LIGHT MY FIRE!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:33, archived)
# *likes*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:33, archived)
# This is nice.
Looks like it could be part of a devilishly atmospheric graphic novel or something.

Woo to you.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:33, archived)
# vectored winehouse zombie!!
woo!

Edit:or maybe Janet Street Porter
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Janet Street Porter
is a great idea. I'll look at that later.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:38, archived)
# She looks like she's ready for some glass coffee table action
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Why is she looking into my soul?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:36, archived)
# she
is seriously sexy....
her name is vectoria?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Masterful
as always

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:49, archived)
# I've been emptying myself all day.

It's not pretty.
Cheer me up, or I'll mail you some anthrax.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:30, archived)
# Have some babby elepoons.
www.zooborns.com/.a/6a010535647bf3970b010535f6d4c6970b-pi
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:30, archived)
# :D
-10 anthrax points.
Good work.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:31, archived)
# AAAAA
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:31, archived)
# They are too cute :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:33, archived)
# SWITCH SIDES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Hello Matt 19 and indeterminate extras!
Sorry to hear that you are ill!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:31, archived)
# It's horrible.
I'm feeling better than earlier. I've not felt this pathetic for a while.

All it took was up to 10 sips of water for my body to go UH OH, TIME TO THROW UP.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:32, archived)
# This is why you should stop sourcing your drinking water from drains.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:34, archived)
# I know the feeling.
I suffer from asthma, so I have to have a flu injection every year. But this year, I had my jab, and it appears that there was a new strain, so apart from just getting the usual couple of days of crappy, I ended up ejecting from both ends for about 5 days.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Oooh lovely..
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:39, archived)
# POOPS TO THE LEFT OF ME
PUKES TO THE RIGHT
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:31, archived)
# AND HERE I AM STUCK IN THE MIDDLE OF POO
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Good, now fill yourself up soon
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:31, archived)
# haha
a very efficient way if doing just that
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Don't worry. Be happy!
You're losing weight fast!
Many people would kill to have what you've got
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Being dangerously underweight already doesn't make it a good thing.
It felt like a day of dysentery.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:34, archived)
# so what did you drink, snort, or otherwise injest?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Do you have a sink positioned conveniently in front of a toilet?
That would help in this situation.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Train toilets are ace for this.
You can do poo in the toilet and do sick in the sink at the same time!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:33, archived)
# been there done that, smashed my head on the hand towel holder
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:35, archived)
# I wish.
It's at an awkward sideways angle that hurts my ribs.
In Leeds, it's perfectly positioned. Obviously they cater for students to be violently ill.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:37, archived)
# have you done that thing
where you're sat on the toilet shitting and feel your stomach cramping and begin to pray to god that you've mastered projectile vomiting because there's no way you're leaving a brown trail to the sink? if not, i recommend you keep it that way.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Ok. Here then, this pea usually gets a laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Hahahah is that Cthulhu?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:38, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:39, archived)
# GET REFILL
KTHXBYE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:37, archived)
# I've been trying to refill myself slowly.
It's not been pleasant, and it's taken several attempts to hold down a drink of water.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:41, archived)
#
down
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:44, archived)
# That's when the drinking problem started.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:45, archived)
# 3 demons preparing to roll a boulder off a cliff onto some chavs.

CFB (180kb)

'Ning. Onto whom would you most like to roll a boulder from a cliff?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:22, archived)
# You do lovely pics :D
Where is my Afro Disco Cat for christmas?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Too late to send anything for Christmas. ):
I will make you one, don't you worry. (: I'm just reet busy with work at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:25, archived)
# Bah!
;) I have a couple mopre characters I am working on at the moment which I shall link you to in the next couple of days :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Oooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:33, archived)
# that's a fantastically elaborate diagram
and to answer, I would roll a boulder onto Amy Winehouse. Similarly, I 'rolled a boulder' earlier while thinking about her
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:23, archived)
# :D
those demons sure hate chavs.

myself, i quite like them, as they say funny things like "give us a bite of yer subway or i'll bite yer bird's cunt" then blaze away in their shit car.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:23, archived)
# The ones around here aren't that imaginative.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:26, archived)
# you should have heard the way he said "cunt"
he put a lot of force into it. it was powerful. moving.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:27, archived)
# It seems odd that he would ask for a bite of a stranger's sandwich.
That wouldn't be pleasant, I would imagine.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:30, archived)
# and what would he gain from biting a bird's cunt?
honestly.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:32, archived)
# a bunch of carol singers and someone that overcomercialises
what should be only a pissup
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:23, archived)
# Fuck, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:25, archived)
# Mmm
the other day I was walking the dog when i had the sudden realisation that religion in its entirety is just a really elaborate excuse to have multiple pissups
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:25, archived)
# The Mormons and the Muslims have totally got it wrong, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:26, archived)
# do you actually know anyone who is a mormon or a muslim?
they're actually both clever fairy stories to scare children with. notice how they both begin with the letter m? the people making all this up got bored trying to think of different letters to use
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:28, archived)
# I'd love to have a feed at an Islamic feast
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:29, archived)
# it's all KEBABS
!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:33, archived)
# hahaha.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:36, archived)
# the mormons are well fucking wrong
 
I've been to a mormon wedding and a mormon funeral

FUCKING ORANGE JUICE?

FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:32, archived)
# I got one pissed with a box of chocolate liqeurs once
LIGHTWEIGHTS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Pfft, really?
Did s/he know they were liqueur chocolates? Might've been placebo effect. 'These are alcoholic, therefore I must be pissed'.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:35, archived)
# She didn't know, otherwise she wouldn't have eaten them
And she started crying a couple of hours later. Possibly unrelated.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:39, archived)
# I quite like orange juice.
Only quite like it, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:34, archived)
# and wars.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:26, archived)
# the thing is
in our Newcastle, as far as i understand the intricacies of their complicated dialect, 'saying 'wars' makes you say what means 'ours'. but in your Newcastle, it doesnt
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:30, archived)
# in our newcastle you never let a chance go by...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Why do people persist in blaming religion for war?
IT'S PEOPLE, MAN
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:31, archived)
# im not blaming religion for wars, just religion is used by the leaders as an excuse for wars,
typically for some political purpose. (carrying on from the sentence in the original post.)

It's been that way for about 1000 years at least.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:34, archived)
# This is very true
But I'm sure all those wars would have still happened if religion didn't exist.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:36, archived)
# quite probably.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:38, archived)
# This.
If we didn't have any religion we'd still find things to fight over. If we were all the same colour and sex we'd still find things to kill each other over.

Not that I don't think all religion is a bag of wank, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:38, archived)
# craig david
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:27, archived)
# boulders by ACME?
 
BEEP BEEP
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:29, archived)
# You'd think that after doing 2 years of a geology-oriented degree I'd be good at drawing rocks.
But am I bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:31, archived)
# heh heh
i loikes this masterplan
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:33, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:36, archived)
#
(__, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:08, archived)
# That's bloody awful!
D:
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:09, archived)
# this^


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:10, archived)
# ^ This with golden bells on
Fucking terrible but it made me smile!!
(Mr Hippo Produced by Fred Quimby, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:18, archived)
# Absolutely this
But made Oi laff loike a paedo in a nursery.

Ashley - can someone confirm - I'm NOT actually a paedo in a nursery, am I?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:21, archived)
# OH MY FUCKING GOD!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:10, archived)
# Hahahaha!!
So abysmal it's a classic.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:11, archived)
# wow.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:12, archived)
# puns make me smile in my pants
(jimmy the penguin says oink, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:12, archived)
# she went of her own accord
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:14, archived)
# I stand corrected,
said the man in the orthapedic shoes
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:15, archived)
# i need new pants
i'd need new trousers if it had a visual to go with it. luckily my imagination sucks
(jimmy the penguin says oink, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:17, archived)
# he can't, he doesn't have any arms
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:20, archived)
# is this microwaves point and click game again?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:20, archived)
# now with added punchlines, such as
'me, and my lucky blue coat'

'/countdown outro music'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:22, archived)
# BEEP BEEP RIBBY RIBBY
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:22, archived)
# I like it
ignore these naysayers and their naysaywagen.
(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:14, archived)
# I FUCKING CLICKED IT
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Hence you're not on the naysaywagen
Maybe semaphore would be clearer?
(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:21, archived)
# STOP WITH THE LONG WORDS I DO NOT UNDERSTAND
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:22, archived)
# O
K
(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 1:05, archived)
# He's not lying.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:21, archived)
# INDEED
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:23, archived)
# Yay
Have a dancing ashes, cat, cricket, (somehow related) thingy

(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:15, archived)
# tee hee
nice serving of glee
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:43, archived)
# Oh dear, Friz.
It's funny, but just oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Arf!
Biff!
Pow!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:17, archived)
# PANOWIE!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Arf!
This thread is demon-approved.

(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:18, archived)
# this gets me every time
love it!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:27, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:30, archived)
[challenge entry] *shakes head*
as I'm off to bed, so i'll just dump this 17k'er here.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Well, no one else seems to have noticed this
But I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! shovelboy This is bad - Two minutes to Belgium, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 1:44, archived)
# reverse of this
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 4:36, archived)
# wow
it's like when you see a car crash and everything is horrible but then you look and keep looking and you see that they werent real people and you laugh a little and then you laugh a lot and you think that you were so horrified and how silly you were but then you remember that car crashes are bad so you stop laughing and have a little frown to remind yourself that some things in life are serious but not everything
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:24, archived)
# It'll be FP within the hour
(__, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:28, archived)
# we can only hope
and cry
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:29, archived)
# D:<
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:25, archived)
# kapow!
just hit my punny bone
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:30, archived)
# terrible
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:33, archived)
# Woo
All i can think about is "Spang" when that big frying pan hits him! haha most funny
(I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:57, archived)
# needs more facial imprint showing through
Woo
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 1:42, archived)
# May I wish you all a very FRESH! Christmas!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:55, archived)
# :D:D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:56, archived)
# Oh god.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:56, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
FUCKING FRESH!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:57, archived)
# Haha thats fresh
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:57, archived)
# almost as fresh as
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Woah thats pretty frash
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:03, archived)
# that baby's gagging for 60yr old milf
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Hmmm...
that's just wrong on so many levels..
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:07, archived)
# but yet
so right
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Who isnt
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:08, archived)
# The baby gagging for the 80 year old milf?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:09, archived)
# Thats you right?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:10, archived)
# you see that
that's you, that is
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:14, archived)
# She better watch it!
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:26, archived)
# I've seen your spaceship before...


On the road...
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:04, archived)
# HAHAHA
Come on everybody lets reflesh
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:11, archived)
# This is fukhung hypnotizing
it is!
(Sabbie was bored until, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:40, archived)
# FRESH!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:56, archived)
# TO BEL AIR!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:57, archived)
# To Bel Air?
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:57, archived)
# Well I thought, nah forget it!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:58, archived)
# NO!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:57, archived)
# Yes dickhead!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:59, archived)
# No watch your 30 rock
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:00, archived)
# *flees*
Might see you next year
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:59, archived)
# :O
Have I upset you? Jude was asking how you were earlier. He was very sad to hear about Bobby :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:03, archived)
# A replacement is urgently in the pipeline apparently
the three girls can't exist as a unit without a 'dominant' male to gell them together, I was told

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:09, archived)
# That was what I thought.
I couldn't believe it though when I went into the news centre to hear he had died. It broke my heart. He looked absolutely fine when we saw him a couple of weeks before :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Is this a gorilla,
with Mayuku?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Only 26
they can live to be 50 in captivity and under care; I have not seen the AR yet, but apparently male gorilla hearts are prone to weakness in collections or what's left of the wild, stress 'of the job' I guess


(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Oh Jesus!
I didn't realise he was that young! I thought he was nigh on 40, which I thought wasn't too bad for a gorilla. Because they normally live to around 30 in the wild isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:24, archived)
# FRESH
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:03, archived)
# Needs more wagon!
Where is your entry?

Oooh err missus!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:04, archived)
# :D I love this :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:06, archived)
# ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHERS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Is one of them Santa?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:18, archived)
# This is one of the freshest things i've seen for ages
Merry Freshmas!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:08, archived)
# I do love my freshness!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:19, archived)
# To Bel-Air!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:18, archived)
# I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:19, archived)
# I would have thought that the "fresh" sign was misplaced in that picture...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:26, archived)
[challenge entry] mighty bush
(jimmy the penguin says oink, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:54, archived)
# ok well I liked it
you slags
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:02, archived)
# As did I!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:03, archived)
# you're still a slag
'shenanigans'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:06, archived)
# i've heard he's quite frigid
(jimmy the penguin says oink, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:11, archived)
# I've heard he goes like a barn door in the wind
BANG, BANG, BANG and fall off

;D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:19, archived)
# I'm gonna pistol-whip the next person who says shenanigans.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Great stuff!
Bush's head looks like it belongs on an ape, it fits brilliantly.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 1:08, archived)
# Boff's idea realised:

click for the actual joke (64k)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:43, archived)
# hahahahahaha fuck
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:45, archived)
# MORNINGTON CRESCENT!




/that's an ace pic.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Hahhahahahahhahahaha
Fucking win.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:46, archived)
# hehe, nice.
I think this warrants a tube girl repost.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:47, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/9046125
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:47, archived)
# Hahahaha
Can i just clear this up, is it orange juice or shite?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:48, archived)
# I believe it's
pumpkin soup. but i could be wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:49, archived)
# why does it matter?
do you want to drink it?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:51, archived)
# She was filling the bath up for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:56, archived)
# i still want this as a tshirt
oh yes
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:50, archived)
# I'll get it done in the new year
you will be the first to be notified.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:51, archived)
# sweet
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha.
Fucking Christ, that's amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:52, archived)
# is it a virgin train
operating between North Ealing and Boston Manor?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:55, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:01, archived)
# acctually they don't exist any more
it would be a cross country service.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
This is a thing of beauty :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha !
But if you really think that Tower Hill is between Hainault and Theydon Bois then you are
REALLY FUCKING LOST !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:05, archived)
# I live perilously close to the left fallopian tube.
And, if I may dust off an old chestnut...

(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:05, archived)
#
I think I stayed at a hotel at Pizza...
(Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:15, archived)
# I have to go to work via gherkins every day.
You have had it easy.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Is that the Biffin Bridge ?
(doogle i've got maddy, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:06, archived)
# hahaha wonderful
now i see the big picture
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Been a while since I've done anything, apologies if it's bin dun.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Oooof!
Too soon man ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:33, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
'king Hull for you!!!!
With lots of wooooooos on the way

Mostly from the "lack-of motion sensors"
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:33, archived)
# good one
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:34, archived)
# To bel Hull!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:37, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:37, archived)
# hahaha
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Brill
iant
(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:03, archived)
# hahaha
frank the fitter
sides and bottoms specialist
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 1:26, archived)
# ahhhahhhahhahh
 
hell yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Sailors Fighting in the dance hall

Oh man!
Look at those cavemen go.
dun to death ?
(I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Thar she blows!
*just read moby dick blog*
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Comp it
Might as well!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:28, archived)
# ok
your right , it fits the comp

(I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:30, archived)
# his left does too
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:33, archived)
# If the tent fits, wear it
Nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:37, archived)
# kingsize pfft
everythings bigger in the usa
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:30, archived)
# what a fat idiot
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:32, archived)
# People as wide as this make me want to own a bazooka
Nice easy target
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Eurgh!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:44, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Shuddering fuck!!!
he has cataracts and pinkeye... Blem!
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:57, archived)
# FROZEN LASAGNA: NOT ACTUALLY CAT FOOD
 


 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Rob has let himself go.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:13, archived)
# Will cats really eat lasagne?
my dogs will - but then they'll eat anything.
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:14, archived)
# haha penis
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:16, archived)
# hahaha-he looks well ill after eatin'it
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:17, archived)
# It's catfood alright!
My little moggie will eat it. It's a good way to hide an inserted flea pill.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:19, archived)
# not the frozen kind, surely?
that shit ain't fit fo human consumption.

plain cheese is a good way to hide pills, but all the meds my boy's been prescribed lately come in liver flavour..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:24, archived)
# No not really - just kidding
To hide the pills I'll buy a tin of John West - Tuna in Springwater. Then i'll hide the tablet inside one of those delicious chunks.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:19, archived)
# garfield
has breasts
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:37, archived)
# that is
possibly the most disturbing thing I have ever seen.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Oh really?
Would you like to see some cat gore?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:40, archived)
# No thanks
I may vomit blood into my cup of peppermint tea :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:40, archived)
# You clearly haven't seen Mongychops' dora!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:43, archived)
# oh? what is it?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:44, archived)
# He did at least five(?) mashes of her in various poses.
I'll find one in a sec and link here...
www.b3ta.com/board/7567997
--pair
www.b3ta.com/board/7975685

edit: I see you found some. Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:47, archived)
# i found it
it was lovely
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:47, archived)
# ...
think I may have caught that t'other night.

*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Bah! It got worse. Good times.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:42, archived)
# TETTAHS
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:56, archived)
# PHILIP M. JACKSON APPROVES
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:08, archived)
# that is fucking wrong
(jimmy the penguin says oink, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:21, archived)
# it's the red shoes that do it for me
 
JUST LIKE DAVID DUCHOVNY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:20, archived)
# Are you sure about this?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Oh DEAR.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:24, archived)
# oh shit son
you so fat you can't even see your weiner.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:28, archived)
# I HATE MONDAYS.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:40, archived)
# yyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh my god yes
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:31, archived)
# I DIDN'T EVEN COPY FROM A PICTURE OR ANYTHING.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:41, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:01, archived)
# Mrs Thatcher, Child Catcher


night b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:09, archived)
# In the evenings she just wants to relax
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:14, archived)
# I've 'ad 'er
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:49, archived)
# The Iron Lady's doing a good job
brats from around the world need to be caught!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Thatcher seems almost benevolent now
compared with "El Gordo"
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:16, archived)
# No She CUNTING FUCK
DOESN'T !

I can't wait for the bitch to die.

There will be dancing in the streets.

Gah !

FUCK !

etc.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:02, archived)
# In the death of innocent foriegners stakes
Gordo is winna. Therefore more evil.
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 8:39, archived)
# pfft----------she cut school milk
who cuts school milk?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:16, archived)
# obligatory thatcher comment
NOT LONG NOW !
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:29, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:45, archived)
# is it wrong that this arouses me??
*click
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:48, archived)
# hahaha
do you wanna talk about it?maybe not
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:53, archived)
# I'm not typing this with my fingers!
Aslo Mr. Fry is truely a god. He did the Vader 'I felt your presents gag on the Christmas QI and I actually laughed!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:55, archived)
# haha
MarkE Smithmass one and all!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Tops!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Ningles boyo!
+Woo to the pic aswell ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Eh up Rapey!
Thanks for wooing me for the pic, wasn't mine though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:20, archived)
# Tssk.
Are you watching TOTP2?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:28, archived)
# No, I didn't realise it was on.
I am watching 30 rock! Which is the best thing ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:34, archived)
# Not as good as David van Dey and Dollar, singing their 'hit'.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:47, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Desmond Tutu sodding hates seagulls!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:42, archived)
# Yeah!
Evil bastard chip-stealing bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Yes, these black South African bastard bishops
are always stealing my chips.
(doogle i've got maddy, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahah
It all becomes clear now

WOOOOO

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:44, archived)
# Tutututututu
He's got fly spray loaded in his revolver
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:45, archived)
# marvelous
tutu is a crap shot
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:47, archived)
# woooo
he shure is shifting shome shrapnell
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:55, archived)
# TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Hahahahaha
This made me laugh alot.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:11, archived)
# TU
TU TU TU
TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:07, archived)
# The only ordained minister to feature in a Girls Aloud song
and his name is his own sound effect
(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:17, archived)
# War monkey says "EAT GRENADE"
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:40, archived)
# But the pin's still in the grenade
Did he forget to primate first?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:42, archived)
# that's bloody outrageous
but very good.

and a woo to the monkey
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:44, archived)
# haha
tea meet monitor
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:44, archived)
# badum tish
haha
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:44, archived)
# I think he was throwing shoes in Baghdad earlier
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:47, archived)
[challenge entry] YES mr president
(jimmy the penguin says oink, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:36, archived)
# sorry...........
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:37, archived)
# i gotta enter these competitions earlier
(jimmy the penguin says oink, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:39, archived)
# hahahaha!
edit/ if you've got any more slip them in this thread, the moaning will start if you don't, mark my words.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:40, archived)
# sod it
hasta la vista pet is clearly my apex for the evening
(jimmy the penguin says oink, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Arf!
(Super Jet Shoes, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:38, archived)
# heh heh heh
that mouth is a place of historical interest
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:05, archived)
#
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:30, archived)
# fucking hell
aceness
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:31, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:33, archived)
# my brain feels mushy
(jimmy the penguin says oink, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Wow!
That's ruddy fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Silly _Felix, chains don't work on ghosts.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:33, archived)
# This is woo
*watches the links move in a chain reaction...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Great
very smooth sir
(Yorkshire Soul Glasscock rocks, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Very nice
*clicked*
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:35, archived)
# That's kick-ass
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:35, archived)
# Hats off.
Top notch as per usual. *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:35, archived)
# this is fantasti!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:36, archived)
# how the heckedy heck
did you do that

it's outstanding!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Ooo nice
It's like an animated Escher.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:36, archived)
# bonk!
sound of jaw hitting floor-
superb
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:36, archived)
# i'm suitably impressed
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:36, archived)
# woo chains
post your cat one again :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:37, archived)
# The tumbling ball of kittens?
Or the thing that might be a yak?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:39, archived)
# 1st one I think, but both is good
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:40, archived)
# It's a bit old and rubbish.

It jerks and their ears have echoes.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:46, archived)
# thankyou very much
cats ears produce echoes to aid their hearing, it's probably just that.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:50, archived)
# You talented git!
but shouldn't that be on 'links'?

/gets coat
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:38, archived)
# See filename.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Oh bollocks!
I thought it was strange I was the first one to say it!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:41, archived)
# That is rather amazing
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:48, archived)
# blimey
that's a bit special. yay!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Holy cripesky! How DID you do that?
bloody amazing!
(JazzCat To woo or not to woo. That is the question., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Cor!
That is quite incredible work.

*many clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Solidworks? Inventor?
Inquiring minds want to know...
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Blender, actually.
I hadn't heard of those two before. There's an awful lot of 3D apps about these days.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:59, archived)
# Solidworks and Autodesk Inventor
are actual 3D engineering applications.
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:01, archived)
# Shitting hell.
That's amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 2:20, archived)
# Wow
I like that, must been tricky to do
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:14, archived)
# lovely stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Very impressive
and somewhat hypnotic.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 24 Dec 2008, 15:43, archived)

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