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# Now available at Asda for £36.97
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Horace!
I loved horace. Although when ever I played it was always more like horace gets repeatedly run over as he makes another vein attempt at crossing the road to get skis.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:16, archived)
# blue is the worst kind of lager
Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:16, archived)
# How dare you!
MONKEY BEER!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:23, archived)
# ....can fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Ha!
You just can't handle the crisp clean taste!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Know why women aren't allowed to drink it?
It's cans of jizz and you're all just too closet to admit it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Whatever!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:28, archived)
# I KNEW I was right.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Look, if you just admit you simply can't handle the
crisp clean taste, you can probably have some of Maiden's abomination....

b3ta.com/board/9103830
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:29, archived)
# lager is not equal to beer
(I helped save b3ta! Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:35, archived)
# now, how much do you charge for a good hard shag?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:17, archived)
# poor horace
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:19, archived)
# love Horace


(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:19, archived)
# haha excellent
although, I read the first as "Horace Goes Skydiving" and I couldn't understand why he was smoking and having a coffee. I thought this referred to some sort of well-known bugbear with skydivers, that you spend most of the day waiting for the instructor or pilot to come out of his office. I've never been skydiving, but I assume this is not necessarily the case.

Then I read it again and all became clear.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:24, archived)
# I like stories
*claps*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:27, archived)
# hahaha!
one of the classics.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:22, archived)
# hahahaha
bruce lee!!!

Great game.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Bruce Lee!
I loved this game so hard
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:26, archived)
# *feels young*
Hooray for whatever that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Horace scares me
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:25, archived)
# minicompo


EDIT: I'll be in that hole over there.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Bound to have bindun


but here's my hake on it anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:13, archived)
# I've almost haddock nuff of these
:P
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Oh dear...
*batters Ptolemy*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:14, archived)
# oh dear
best not to delve too deep into the archives then...

www.b3ta.com/board/4163457
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:17, archived)
# I am not worthy :D
*bows down to the true master of fishy punnery*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:24, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:17, archived)
# this isn't the
plaice for that kind of pun
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Oh for cod's sake
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Early Cylons went to the Crusades
Did you know that?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:09, archived)
# hahaha ace :D
w/y/h *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Now this is more like it :D
b3ta.com/board/9120319
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:11, archived)
# biddy-biddy
look out Buck!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Hahahahahahhaaahahahaaha
Hahahahahahhaaahahahaaha
Hahahahahahhaaahahahaaha
Hahahahahahhaaahahahaaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:28, archived)
# :D
don't you even know what yet? I do!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:11, archived)
# /L&H'sFoF
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Sweet!

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:12, archived)
# d00d that's so fucking sweeeeeeeet!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:13, archived)
# \o/ I didn't know that!
thanks professor freebs!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:12, archived)
# See me.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Next week its the biscuit crusades
b3ta.com/board/9120389
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Excellent :D
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:12, archived)
# by my leige's will!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Hooray!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:14, archived)
# hehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:18, archived)
# quick 'n' nasty
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Hahaha
The writing's too neat:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:07, archived)
# No no no no no
I've already done that. I want to help the Wongs now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:08, archived)
# LACIST!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:08, archived)
# You can't scream that at everyone who mentions Chinese people.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:09, archived)
# That;s just the kind of thing
a racist would say!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:12, archived)
# I'm not a racist, but
I am feeling quite hungry. I think I shall have some cereal.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:13, archived)
# serial lacist!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:17, archived)
# LACIST!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:09, archived)
# To Me? It's a FAIL!
(tkitezb seeking images of transvestites shagging cars, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Seams fine to me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Amanda Holden makes me really, really angry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:07, archived)
# is it because she's like a watery sheet of lasgane with two puffy raisins on?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:08, archived)
# *adoration*
I don't really know. She just gets to me. Bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Peiers Morgan is hardly
an exemplar of perfection... but I agree, she's unlikeable in almost every way
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Carry Bowell??.......I mean BARRY COWELL??
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:08, archived)
# hmmm, needs more Ginger Fuhrer
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:10, archived)
# EAT FAIL FAILING FAILER!

It's not really a fail, obviously, you just brought it up.
(ManekiNeko loves horses, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:29, archived)
# no problemo
dude
(tkitezb seeking images of transvestites shagging cars, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:59, archived)
# It isn't too orangey for us, said a Crow!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:03, archived)
# I read that as compo
A little birdie tells me one is winging it's way towards us.

Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:05, archived)
# *anticipates*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:06, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:07, archived)
# 'ello boidie.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:08, archived)
# 100% of FACT
I've actually been to the Congo and there was NO Um Bongo, anywhere, TRUFAX.

Instead, the locals of Brazzaville go mad for:

a) AK47 rifles
b) Vimto
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:05, archived)
# I knew that Purple Ronnie
was up to something!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:06, archived)
# GUFFAW
ah
(I helped save b3ta! Peter RICK A dog that shits fruitcake? We're rich!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:06, archived)
# ooooh nommy nommy!
I have to brave the elements before long to go shopping. I will large quantities of Um Bongo to my shopping list now.

(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:08, archived)
# No!
You want 5 Alive! Much nicer!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:09, archived)
# NO
BEER!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:14, archived)
# But... but...
I'M NOT ALLOOOOOWED :(

*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Don't like this as much as my last one...
But I still would ;)

(DoKtor Midnight Hour has finally discovered secret to sexy vector art!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:52, archived)
# that am very good
she is one of the reasons I wear dresses all the time. That and my very hourglassy figure that looks dumpy in anything but dresses.

EDIT:

TJ
Who was it that does the 80s jukebox thing occasionally? I'm having a huge 80s week and stocking up my mp3 player. I've got some really good and pretty obscure ones, and I seem to remember there was some good stuff on 'b3ta user xxxx's interactive jukebox'
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Sorry
11am GMT.

The unofficial offical mini compo is Strange Charities.

Mini Compo Tiem


(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:00, archived)
# *breaks out peice of paper, riverghost source and charlie sauce*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:02, archived)
# can we have a none of the above option?
or is that what horses is for?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:02, archived)
# The compo proximity alarm has just gone off so I don't think we'll neeed the mini comp.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:06, archived)
# eh? how come?
hahaha@b3ta bash on flickr
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Ahhhh Deeta.
lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:54, archived)
# very nice.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:54, archived)
# lully :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:54, archived)
# NIPPLE!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Side-boob woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Very nice
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:56, archived)
# Phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:57, archived)
# LULLY!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Oooooh.... pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Nicely ;)
Needs more pearl necklace.

Late ning all.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:00, archived)
# that is ace
would
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:00, archived)
# yay dita :)
very woo, sir :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Big holes?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:05, archived)
# A hub a hub a hub a hub hub hub
Yes, that's quite good.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:06, archived)
# oh yes!
wonderful, and would would would.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Hahahahaha!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:52, archived)
# HA AH AH
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:57, archived)
# "Shaking hot white coconuts from the veiny love-tree"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:05, archived)
# 'ning. Holes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Hahaha
compo goatsie it!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Sorry, couldn't resist...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:51, archived)
# OOOOOOOHHHHH.........GOOD answer!!!
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:52, archived)
# It had to be done :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:56, archived)
# ... your mother?
sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:47, archived)
# I was expecting the bottomone to be Katona
but that's probably the result of too much exposure to Frankie Boyle
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:48, archived)
# wee wee wee
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:49, archived)
# yeah, but mine's higher up on the board
so you look like a plagiarising scumbag.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:51, archived)
# after watching his stand up
I shamelessly reproduced quotes onto t shirts.
I knew there was a reason I bought a vinyl cutter ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Kerry Katona
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:48, archived)
# + should have been added.
*regrets*
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:49, archived)
# :D
I also dislike Birmingham and I've been there a couple of time and I didn't like it.

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:48, archived)
# did someone burn your neck?
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:49, archived)
# probably
...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:04, archived)
# ha ha ha ha !
shit hole, i live there you know
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Then you will know what I'm banging on about then ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:56, archived)
# Biggles?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Hahaahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Is that the right Birmingham this time?
I seem to remember the local council stuck a photo of another Birmingham (Alabama, perhaps?) on a brochure last year
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:51, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Yes they did.
I remember that. A classic moment of fathandedtwattiness.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:58, archived)
# If it's the particular incident I'm thiking of
I'm shocked noone thought "where did all these tall, modern, glass buildings come from?"
(I helped save b3ta! Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:00, archived)
# ....And of course.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Hahaha
I was waiting for that :)
(Haz, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Silly Horace. Spoon isn't for fighting dragons....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:32, archived)
# SPOON HIM INNA FACE HORACE!
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:32, archived)
# pink-a-spoon is on its way...
Nick Drake FTW
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Pink spoon is gonna get you all...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Pink Spoon Pink Spoon
PINK SPOON!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:37, archived)
# Hahaha
Stupid Horris you use sporks
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:33, archived)
# He should use the cocktail umbrellas concealed under his armpits
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Hahaha
Or the lance armstrong up his bum.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Spooooooon!

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:34, archived)
# HOLLABALOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:34, archived)
# you said today's magic word!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:35, archived)
# wasn't that yesterday's magic word?
*gets all suspicious about the selection process of the day's magic word*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:36, archived)
# the selection process is magic
and 'spoon' is a VERY magic word.

And I love this picture so much I wanted to whore it again.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:41, archived)
# hahahahah!
that kid was probably more annoying than the two sequels
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:37, archived)
# sequel?
how goes MK?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:39, archived)
# there's a sequel to Milton Keynes?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:40, archived)
# This time it's
pedestrianised!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Yup
Called GTA 3.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Milton Keynes II: Swindon
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:45, archived)
# the two Matrix sequels.....
it's like going back to the eighties. I'm probably in a hospital in a coma, and I'm dreaming all this.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:41, archived)
# couls you please do your best
to make it more interesting?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:43, archived)
# sure, and for an encore I'll stop world poverty and and halt famine.
it's impossible, I tells ya!

edit: and so teh meetings start... crap...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:44, archived)
# how absurd
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Bonkers!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Am I the only one who was expecting his visor to be a
range of red LED's?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:37, archived)
# top shop.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:37, archived)
# Cheers. I made the dragon from an iguana, a bat, a skink, a crocodile, and a bit of an anaconda.
Sounds like a Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall recipe...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Silly Horace!
Everyone knows you kill with sporks, not spoons.
The dragon may have purchased spoonguard. Then where would you be?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Make yourself look really BIG sir Horace
perhaps heel see you as a chocking hazard and leave you alone!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:39, archived)
# A Magical Spoon of Warding +2 is an excellent weapon... He shouldn't moan
top 'shop :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:39, archived)
# haha
this pleases me
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:40, archived)
# KILL IT LIKE A DRAGON-FLAVOURED YOGHURT!

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:41, archived)
# oooh, I like the reflection in his armour
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Brave sir Horace
Bravely ran away, away!
When danger reared its ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.

he chickened out and pissed off home...
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:52, archived)
# :D
I had that song going through my head while I was making this...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:57, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Must be bindun
Thankfully Mahmut Aygün left one of these behind...



*gets coat
(Sacamacamojo was lurking right up until, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:29, archived)
# it has, but i still really like them :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:29, archived)
# *trims joke's beard*
nicely done though.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:29, archived)
# yeah should do that myself soon.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:30, archived)
# ahhh, my satire takes a while to kick in
but cheers anyways
(Sacamacamojo was lurking right up until, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Yeah sorry
Mini Compo Tiem

Mini Compo while we wait.
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:30, archived)
# not content with threadjacking your compo jacking as well.
i can give the most horrible threat i can...I WILL CARICATURISE YOU BLOWING THE PRINCE REGENT!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Haha you can talk
Every other post is a threadjack for they compo idea!

Al least no one loves horses any more:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:32, archived)
# they have hovered i expect.
i need a scanner/tablet/camera I'll whack a mugabe caricature up in protest.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:33, archived)
# DO IT!
(Sacamacamojo was lurking right up until, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:33, archived)
# oh don't worry i will sooner or later...
/used to draw his own porn before the internets blog
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:35, archived)
# *smacks own head into desk*
Lets be fair about this. Agreed that when it is 11am GMT we call the results?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:37, archived)
# the only result that matters is the image challenge one.
yeah call at 11 seems reasonable.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Well yeah but it gives us something tto do in the meantime.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:40, archived)
# I clicked caricatures for the compo
but a caricature mini-compo seems a bit unlikely... it takes me a wee while to get good caricatures done...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Sods law it's neck and neck.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:36, archived)
# I just stuck me suggestion on the board
Ah well, see how it goes :p
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Did it involve biscuits?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:40, archived)
# nope, that was someone else
Biscuits have their place in heaven; they've earned it.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:43, archived)
# during the biscuit crusades?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Yes
The Biscuit Crusades were a series of wafer-driven military campaigns waged by much of Crusty Europe against external and internal opponents. Crusades were fought mainly against Figs, though campaigns were also directed against pagan Bourbons, Nice, Digestives, Greek Shortbread biscuits, Mince Pies, Jaffas, Hobnobs, Old Pink Wafers and political enemies of the Rich Teas. Biscuit Crusaders took vows and were granted an indulgence for past sins, depending on the calories.

(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Ah. WIth their lord, Jeff.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:47, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:32, archived)
# I've seen them
they came from the New York Exchange bar in Ipswich.

"Dear Stavros*

Please supply this drunken fool one doner with chilli sauce."


*Seriously, that's what it said.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:33, archived)
# *wants
(Sacamacamojo was lurking right up until, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:34, archived)
# :) awesome.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:34, archived)
# viz did this
bout 20 years ago, still a good gag
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:40, archived)
# technically not here
but bindun in Viz about 20 years ago.

I fact in in the old branding, so not bindun technically at all!

/gets coat
(I helped save b3ta! johnselekta last posted something equally unfunny on or before, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Diff'rent Prez
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:22, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Hahaha
That's kind of brilliant, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Cheers Barb!
Bless you :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:24, archived)
# watchootalkinbout ninj?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:25, archived)
# needs more The Hoff
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:24, archived)
# hahahahah, he gets my vote :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:25, archived)
# watchootalkinbout ahmedinajad!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Now do McCain as Mr Drummond :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Can't find a good enough image
*sobs* :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:38, archived)
# The perfect combination of images right there sir,
well spotted ;-)

Although I wish his face was higher res to make it absolutely utterly spot on right.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:30, archived)
# hahaha
clicks
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Nicely done!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:33, archived)
# top stuff sir
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:37, archived)
# PERFECTO ALLSTARS!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Charles Dancewin
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:12, archived)
# I am home from work due to flooding :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:13, archived)
# ACT OF GOD!!
No wait...
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:15, archived)
# this ark is never going to get finished
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:15, archived)
# *snorts*
flooding? Where be ye?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:16, archived)
# henley on thames
I was working in shiplake right on the river, the river came up 3 inches in a hour and a half and came over the top of an old dock on site
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Bloody hell.
Wow, there's an excellently named hill near you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:19, archived)
# what, bollock brow
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:21, archived)
# that's a real place?
Back to the map with me.

Oooh, cockpole.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Pishill
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:23, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:23, archived)
# it is one road and is well know for dogging
Plus, you could live there
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:25, archived)
# I could!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:28, archived)
# it is a village
or you could live in Stoner and be a druggy who is stoned in stoner.

It is called Pish-ill around here, but it is fun for kids to say it as Piss-hill :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:31, archived)
# what have I told you about pissing on the floor!?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:16, archived)
# OH, I KNOW THIS
Smile broadly, never put my leg inbetween myself and your camera and most importantly, never tell anyo.... shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:17, archived)
# I told you the last rule was the most important.
Now you've ruined it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:18, archived)
# We'll have to move onto copro then.
I'll get my waders on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:20, archived)
# eat some cheese
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:20, archived)
# This is a trick, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:21, archived)
# no
it helps with the consistency.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Consider my horn scuttle well and truly full.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:29, archived)
# I always do.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Presumptuous.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:31, archived)
# ok, I always hope.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:34, archived)
# I didn't say '....and wrong'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:38, archived)
# damn straight!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:19, archived)
# I can't help it, it is the dandelion and burdock, it tastes so nice
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:19, archived)
# I was told that licking dandelions makes you piss the bed...
I licked quite a few as a child to see if it was true, but never pissed the bed past the age of 11.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:20, archived)
# you have to make it into a liquid to have and real effect
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Dance biarch dance! Woo!
NEWCOMPONEWCOMPONEWCOMPONEWCOMPONEWCOMPONEWCOMPO
Guys it's not looking like we're goig to get a new compo soon.
The two forerunners seem to be:
1) Caricatures
2) Unusual charities.

Anyone have any objections is I take any more suggestions and then pop them all in a poll. The winning one is the new compo and whoever finally arrives to start a new one can just puts what we use as this week's compo?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:15, archived)
# have Frazer and Rob eloped?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:19, archived)
# Maybe one is stuck in the other:P
A bet you next to no one replies to this but still windges on about no new compo:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:20, archived)
# they might be dog-locked
*winces*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:22, archived)
# I'm so glad I don't know what that is
and have the feeling that it would be a very bad idea to image search it:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:23, archived)
# here
no horses involed...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:27, archived)
# kinky.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:29, archived)
# I love you. You know what doglocked is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:23, archived)
# I've never actually *been* doglocked
I just have a broad and varied vocabulary.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Actually thinking back to nature programmes I've seen about wolves
I now have a very good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:27, archived)
# We used to breed dogs, it isn't that much fun for the dog, it might be fun for the bitch though
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:29, archived)
# what the what now?
would you like to try that again in English? ; )
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:30, archived)
#
Dog = male dog
Bitch = female dog
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:34, archived)
# read the sentence again, slowly
especially the bit in the middle with all the Fs
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:40, archived)
# ah, thank you
my brain going faster then my fingers
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:43, archived)
# it when dogs are mating, the females vag locks up and keeps the cock in, to make sure she get pregnant
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Not to mention that dog cocks have that knot thing
the two work together to enxure maximum dog attachment. Why take two dogs into the shower?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:30, archived)
# pigs are funnier, as they have corkscrew cocks and the sows have corkscrew cunts
and they have to both go the right way
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:33, archived)
# *mind boggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:35, archived)
# ooh, plus, they have holes all the way up their cock, it looks like a jet washer when they cum
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:35, archived)
# I didn't think you had
you just make me feel more normal for knowing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:28, archived)
# I knew too. I hope that makes you feel even more normal.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:31, archived)
# There's an air of micktaking about you today.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:33, archived)
# no, honestly not.
I'm just proud I knew. *fluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:37, archived)
# *gets fluffed*
CIGARETTE.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:37, archived)
# bless you sweetheart
I think we'd have to go a long way before you're normal.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:34, archived)
# *is lovely, her mum said so*
I'm off out for a cigarette in the wind and rain. THAT'S commitment.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:35, archived)
# maybe it is the same person, split personalities
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Hahaha
I'm imagining a b3ta Two Face from Batman.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:24, archived)
# arguing to each other in the mirror
Frazer must be trying to get away from the ginger
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:27, archived)
# hang on..... What if they are the same person?
The first rule of b3ta club - don't talk about b3ta club.

edit: mindpissage to teh MAX!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:23, archived)
# pateince is a virtue. besides mine is now my second most popular post ever.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Yes but you have been pushing it every second post.
I've been around b3ta since before there were compos and it's never got to a Friday with no new one before.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:24, archived)
# except when they used to be on fridays, except the two week ones except the one after the fire, except the one a couple of months back...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:27, archived)
# i have an image ready to go to launch a caricature compo if you want...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Polled up above.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:32, archived)
# How do you think celebs would 'shop
and what would they photoshop if they could?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:33, archived)
# dans bitch!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:15, archived)
# :D
*dances*
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:22, archived)
# One way ticket.
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Funny looking cat!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:03, archived)
# his house got rocketed
do you see? do you see?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:04, archived)
# He has spots AND stripes
Both I tell you!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Are you some kind of cat racist?
He's just a Lewis Hamilton cat. Obama cat. Something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Is there more than one kind of cat racist then?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:07, archived)
# I don't know, I'm a campaigner for kitty rights.
*puts paw in the air* cat power.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:09, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE NOW ONLINE
Strange Charities.

We always hear about Save The Aged and Help The Children, but what about the lesser known charities such as Kitty Rights? They clearly need a better advertising campaign.

Fire up photoshop and show us the results.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:11, archived)
# I have no shop to fire up.
You do it, and then tag it with my name. Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:12, archived)
# I'm printing off eleventy dozen flyers as we speak
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Kitties!
I'll get printing the T-shirts. It'll be a nice relief from these goddamn roller hockey tops.
(I helped save b3ta! Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Yes! This hard!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:12, archived)
# Hahahaha ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:13, archived)
# ha ha ha
when will the suffering ever end?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Tuesday week just after elevenes.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Those Siamese yowl funny. And Persians! Don't get me started on them!
Coming over here, purring all the time...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:12, archived)
# wouldn't that be racerist?
'ningles teh wow
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Tccccch
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Shouldn't that be prefixed by a 'Ba Dum'?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:11, archived)
# nah, that's tish.
This is tcccch.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:12, archived)
# half leopard half tiger, all cat
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:07, archived)
# Still at least he's not ginger...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:08, archived)
# that needs to finished off with '......., baby'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:10, archived)
# That can be the tagline for the film
Kojak meets shaft meets a cat
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:15, archived)
# This is like Tony the Tiger porn in my head.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:18, archived)
# you just put me off my frosties
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:23, archived)
# They're grrrrreat.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Nice
A bidda polidix

Although it took me a while to get the cat, on account of having never seen Coronation street.
(ManekiNeko loves horses, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:04, archived)
# well done
its a bad program
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Just as well it's not a BBC program, they'd never rebuild the film set
www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/middle_east/article5568735.ece#cid=OTC-RSS&attr=797093
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:07, archived)
# yes, but come Comic Relief time, they'll be siding with the skinny, dying Somalian kids while the Sharia militias are left to fend for themselves.
Their hypocrisy disgusts me.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:14, archived)
# \o/
*white phosphoruses*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:09, archived)
# :D
Nice cat
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:10, archived)
#

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:45, archived)
# nice, is that anyone in particular?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Thanks
It is loosely based on a friend.
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:48, archived)
# O_o
you have shotgun-toting friends?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:50, archived)
# the shotgun is artistic licence
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:52, archived)
# *is slightly disappointed*
Ah well 'tis a grand piccie nonetheless.

and (aimless rant) where's our new image challenge, overlords?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:55, archived)
# i fear BLD may pop a blood vessel if i say it again...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:56, archived)
# In real life she would go on a murderous rampage with her bare hands*






*may contain traces of untruth
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:10, archived)
# *doesn't mess*
Looks about as miserable there as it does here.

Except with fewer dead people

Edit: How rude! Nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:47, archived)
# it's nice here...
everyone should live in Scotland it's fucking awesome and I'm here which only detracts from the awesomeness slightly because I stay inside a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:51, archived)
# *wishes she did*
it's perfect. Full of Scottish boys and nice and cold.

PorRIDGE too. I spell it like that because I'm one of them English things. What do you call us?


.....bastards. That's it. I'm one of those English bastards. Have at you, pict.

edit: Hi captain, how are you? Oh, I'm fine ta, big headache but essentially still alive. Oh that's good to hear, we do so like you. Why thank you, internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:52, archived)
# even though it's got a large population of plastic scots like me?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Ah, potato potarghto.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Scotlands shite :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:02, archived)
# From down here it looks lovely.
Less people going 'OIAH, GINGAH, WOSS YA MINGE LOOK LIKE INNIT?'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:04, archived)
# I get a lot of that too
and I have black hair...

.. and a cock, not a minge
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:08, archived)
# That's what YOU say.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:15, archived)
# But more people calling you an "English bastard"...
(yes, yes, not for long, eh? :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:10, archived)
# That's just them playing hard to get.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Scotland is nice in places
and there really isn't as much anti English racism as you think
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:08, archived)
# I was joking, one of my best mates is a big Scottish b3tan.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Sassenach bastards tha lot o ye!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Wuv woo too, bunnywunny.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:20, archived)
# I have actually had someone say that they hated all the English
except me. They they went on to exclude all the other English people she knew and when questioned she couldn't think of any English people she had actually met that she hated.
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:25, archived)
# It is awesome for the 2 weeks of summer, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Scottish women are all of teh sexy.
Particularly the nice lady in Braveheart what gets it on with Mel Gibson and is kind enough to show us her boobies.

Also, Kelly MacDonald - I saw No Country For Old Men the other day and was genuinely impressed with her. And the fillum in general, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:53, archived)
# I'd still do annie lennox, but then again she has a vag and a pulse.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:54, archived)
# yes yes and yes
and yes... although that lass in Brave Hat (least Scottish film ever made) was probably Irish.

I loved no country for old mens, has anyone seen Burn After Reading?

edit: also - thinking about it women are generally pretty fab in a sexy sort of way irrespective of national allegiance.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:56, archived)
# No Blood For Old Men was great, haven't seen the newer one, but trailer looks very promising.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:58, archived)
# I heard ot was poor is all
and I'm a delicate soul who'd like to keep respecting them and their work.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Also southern Irish girls
When I first went to Dublin, my mate and I kept asking girls for directions even though we knew where we were going.

The Birmingham accent is awful, and can detract upto 3.5 points from a lady's interesting personalities.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:01, archived)
# 3.5 points! For all of them? Goodness that's harsh
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:07, archived)
# This is true. Pale scottish girls with red hair and freckles.
Er..

Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:56, archived)
# I've never met a Scottish woman with any manners except my best mate
but then she's only half Scottish. Scottish lads are fine, but their women are just......fucking rude.

Mmmm, generalisation.

edit: I do realise I'm wrong, you know. I think it's just the ones that I have to deal with.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:03, archived)
# you haven't been to aberdeen then
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:06, archived)
# You're Scottish?!
phwoooar!

*rubs thighs*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:57, archived)
# sorry petal I'm only a Northern English interloper
who got lost on his way to London and ended up living in Edinburgh.

You're still right to rub your thighs though - I'm beautiful and clever.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Oh.
Well, I'm sure you have a nice accent too :)

*continues rubbing thighs*

(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:00, archived)
# say doll is this guy boring you...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:02, archived)
# so your less scottish than me...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Bah! You are your upbringing, not your blood. There's no Scottish gene.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:04, archived)
# fookin awthpal
:)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:12, archived)
# untrue
1) I could play for the Scottish national team because of my Scottish grandparents and because I'm almost good enough
2) I pay council tax in Scotland and vote and will one day have Scottish babbies
3) I have a kilt
4) I have been proclaimed an honorary Scot by a friend of mine who assures me that it's perfectly legitimate.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:04, archived)
# pft.
1) I qualify for the national team on heritage (father, grandparents) and i might make the marbles team.

2) I pay no taxes

3) I have a kilt

4) If people can take the piss out of the way I say porridge I claim honorary Scot status also.

I win on the grounds of point 2.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:10, archived)
# GOD DAMN YOU 3BABS
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Ta
I've obviously been looking at too many of A Vagabond's pictures and it has influenced me into drawing rain.
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:51, archived)
# ?
he has rain in his pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:53, archived)
#
eg Rain
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:55, archived)
# are you sure it's rain?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:56, archived)
# *shudders at the thought*
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:57, archived)
# i know. it's terrible when someone sneezes on your camera lens.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:59, archived)
# really?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:55, archived)
# sunny about 30°C today 35°C tommorrow.
28° and storms for Aus day.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:53, archived)
# That looks like all sorts of fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:52, archived)
# :)
Thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:53, archived)
# oooh, that is all kinds of excellence!
Made me think: "Dukess Nukem 3D"

:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Thanks
It is rather like the Duke Nukem cover. Whilst I was colouring it in it made me think of Army of Darkness.
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:13, archived)
# Mind if I squeeze this in here?

Edit: Thanks you lurverly lot, you're all smashing! FACT *sends out Ninj hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:35, archived)
# as the bishop said to the actress....
is that you?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:37, archived)
# Yup that's me
(Be kind for 'tis Friday) :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:37, archived)
# BWHAHAHAHAHAHA you look like you belong in the barmy army.
(although needs more sunburn and disappointment...)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:39, archived)
# Congratumalations!
Ace, as always!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:37, archived)
# Congratulations!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:37, archived)
# phwoar
NIPICKULAR!

congratumalations
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Grats!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:40, archived)
# haha
Please bring back your 'woman' series
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:54, archived)
# congraties, ninj!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:41, archived)
# Congrats!
I managed it in 9 months. You must have one of those "life" things :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:41, archived)
# fucking amateur
and that post there was 3333
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:43, archived)
# 9 months!!
Bloddy hell, that's awesome ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:43, archived)
# I'll be turning 30 000 soon
... and 30. Coincidence?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:50, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:57, archived)
# :D
AND THAT'S THE SCIENTIFIC TRUTH MARJORY
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:42, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
Proper office lol
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:44, archived)
# HAHAHA
/real lol
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:51, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Absolutely ace!
Imagine ringing and ACTUALLY getting him :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Congratulations, you handsome chap :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:43, archived)
# *Blushes*
Cheers Yam ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:44, archived)
# congrats sir
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Congrats :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Hooray! Well done Ninj!
Blimey, almost 6 years as a b3tan...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Cheers Moley!
I know, old fart that I am :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Couldn't sleep last night...
So been up all night researching how to do half decent vector images.

Waddya reckon???



(DoKtor Midnight Hour has finally discovered secret to sexy vector art!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:11, archived)
# what do I think? AWESOMENESS!
'nings everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:12, archived)
# Check out the five o'clock shadow on her!
Only joking. Very much woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:13, archived)
# definatley
would
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:14, archived)
# Aceness!
Although I reckon she needs some eyebrows, she looks a bit scary without them
(I helped save b3ta! w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:16, archived)
# DOH! Knew there was something I missed
(DoKtor Midnight Hour has finally discovered secret to sexy vector art!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:24, archived)
# would.
nicely donw too.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:22, archived)
# Donw?

EDIT: Git!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:23, archived)
# it's supposed to be done, please don't call me a git because of a typo
it's so hurtful :P
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:24, archived)
# Ha ha...
*Double Git!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:25, archived)
# hahah
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:26, archived)
# ^ Would...
In other news... why is last weeks compo still going?



Link to compo post www.b3ta.com/board/9103551
* Remember.. if you think I am that useless, you should vote..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:22, archived)
# i don't know but i do have an idea...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:23, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:26, archived)
# c-c-c-c-c-c-caricature!!
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post350736
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:27, archived)
# i support this idea, apart from that my drawing is crap
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:32, archived)
# photoshop is allowed, so is plasticine :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:35, archived)
# Aarrrrggghhh!

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:32, archived)
# im sorry :( i just couldn't help myself.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:34, archived)
# Please, what is 'hoon'?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:36, archived)
# a loud mouth, misbehaving pain in the arse that usually drives around in a vectra
with a large exhaust pipe and music that goes:

oooonzzzzzoooonzzzzzoooonzzzzzoooonzzzzzoooonzzzzzoooonzzzzz
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Ahh. Takk.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:52, archived)
# I'm still really not up for that and think it'd exclude a lot of b3tards.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:07, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:30, archived)
# mon the hoops
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:34, archived)
# awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:55, archived)
# TO ME
(I helped save b3ta! Peter RICK A dog that shits fruitcake? We're rich!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 8:27, archived)
# hmmm i see a wandbaggon to jump upon...
infact these could be considered caricatures!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 8:34, archived)
# now my second most popular post ever!!
www.b3ta.com/search/posts/me/best
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 8:35, archived)
# Oh, very interesting link that
Me best ones were mainly QOTWs :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 8:39, archived)
# my fifth most popular was a surprise
my personal favourites were the opera house and beeble boris. THEY WERE EVEN SIZED FOR THE FRONT PAGE. THE FRONT PAGE.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 8:42, archived)
# Here's mine
Social Networking gaffs

I had the same image 3 times on my list too;

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 8:47, archived)
# ah yes, but that story was great. I've only got three or four stories worth telling
and i've told one already :s
ed: i like mr wickerman. mum's dog has a squeaky toy that looks like a mr man. a mr man that's having an orgasm.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 8:49, archived)
# Mr Happy spunks in your dog's mouth
And your dog likes it.

I've stuck a fair few stories on the QOTW, some of them have done quite well (the robot one made the newsletter)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 8:54, archived)
# is mr happy green
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 8:57, archived)
# no mr happy is yellow.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 8:58, archived)
# is mr happy green?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 8:57, archived)
# oh veeeeeery well done.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 8:58, archived)
# Eh?
*runs from scary person*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:07, archived)
# This one of the finest things known to man
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:29, archived)
# *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:41, archived)
# Hah. This was my most popular working image...
I forgot I'd even made it.
www.b3ta.com/board/6526413
(I helped save b3ta! Cukeasaurus was once known as Misanthropy., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 8:53, archived)
# hahaha, like the family guy episode.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 8:57, archived)
# Hah. Yeah. I guess so.
It was for this compo:

www.b3ta.com/challenge/what_would_jesus_do/

Which looking back had some really good entries.
(I helped save b3ta! Cukeasaurus was once known as Misanthropy., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:02, archived)
# Dude, I already clicked it to fuckery...
It's only a matter of time :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 8:35, archived)
# i think it's hillarious that it's now my second most popular post behind only:
www.b3ta.com/board/8437274
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 8:38, archived)
# i should stop spamming it though...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 8:40, archived)
# I feel sorry for Paul
Nobody takes the piss out of him
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:25, archived)
# haha
the ineffable
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:30, archived)
# ...not to mention inevitable...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:33, archived)
# haha
ace
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:30, archived)
# TO YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:36, archived)
# TO ME
.
(I helped save b3ta! Peter RICK A dog that shits fruitcake? We're rich!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Morning all

Extended version, toast from mediocre
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 8:12, archived)
# Awesome!
=]
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 8:14, archived)
# hahah
great stuff - I'm sure Mediocre would be pleased
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 8:16, archived)
# WYH!
Nicely! Sproing!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 8:16, archived)
# mediocre TOATS!! :) nicely done.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 8:17, archived)
# hahaha
great
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 8:28, archived)
# Hahaha
I'd been worried for days! I'd seen they'd ejected but I'd been fretting that they'd never made it to safety.
'ningles. I'm guessing no newsletter this week if there's no new compo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 8:31, archived)
# Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 8:31, archived)
# hahahaha
lovely toats float
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 8:34, archived)
# Top stuff that!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 8:34, archived)
# nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:11, archived)
# cool
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:30, archived)
# FP! WOO! YAY!
Thank you all, I'm actually crying a little
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:45, archived)
# ;-)
I saw the original crash at lowestoft airshow.

If this to be believed I can only assume the toast broke its crust by landing on the plane.
(irkenny, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Seeing a Harrier go down
makes me sad.
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:36, archived)

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