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# FORE! Or should that be FOUR?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:55, archived)
# crolf?
gocket?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:56, archived)
# both, I reckon...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:57, archived)
# ^ Now she her knows her place!
* Awaits backlash
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:59, archived)
# *shops mrt's head onto joe strummer's body*
*doesn't*

BA clash
never mind
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 14:01, archived)
# *lashes back*
*chortle*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 14:01, archived)
# *turns round - "Bring it on!"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 14:04, archived)
# clearly not
she's not in my bedroom awaiting a spanking
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 14:07, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 14:07, archived)
# In other news....
Naked ramblers face Swiss fines


But why does he have a solor panel stapped to his arse and how can "FKK" stand for "free body culture"?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 14:11, archived)
# besides which they're not naked
they're wearing socks and shoes and backpacks.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 14:13, archived)
# link doesn't work
and FKK is some german abbreviation
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 14:15, archived)
#
Frei Korpe Kulture
(I helped save b3ta! oldpeopleinthecemetery, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 14:17, archived)
# How do you know what I am talking about if the link didn't work?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 14:18, archived)
# because it's a reasonably well known organisation/whatever in germany
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Nazi
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 14:21, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 14:26, archived)
# ^ What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 14:27, archived)
# hehe gives me an excuse to post this again, fourth game in a row down the pan :(

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:57, archived)
# bush taken up cricket?
fair enough. surely he can't do too much harm there.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 14:00, archived)
# :(
that's not bush.

www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2007/05/13/14n_ponting_narrowweb__300x407,0.jpg
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 14:03, archived)
# I'm not a cricket fan.
(but i still knew it was Ponting :D, just thought it looked a little like Bush too.)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 14:06, archived)
# hehe general head shape is roughly the same.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 14:08, archived)
# its the close set eyes
must be part of the Bush gene pool
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Haha
You're doing it wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Rubber chicken lols!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Hold a chicken in the air
Stick a desktop up your nose...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Hooray!
"Fly a jumbo jet, and then bury all your clothes..."

(I helped save b3ta! oldpeopleinthecemetery, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 14:13, archived)
# ha ha ha
sportlols
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 14:11, archived)
# haha
looks fun
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 14:05, archived)
# image I did ages ago..

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 14:07, archived)
# hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 14:39, archived)
# FOUR
woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Hahahahaha
That's awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 14:18, archived)
# With a flash of realisation, Leechy Pete decided to find a new agent.


Previously on Leechy Pete:
Batman Pete
Poker Pete
Pandemonium Pete
Bayeux Pete
Screamy Pete
Ratpack Pete
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:48, archived)
# aw poor charlie brown. maybe his leg had just grow

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:50, archived)
# where is that from?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:50, archived)
# from
here www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/63724/1223174597/peanuts.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:52, archived)
# well i found a charlie brown strip erased the text and one of the panels
then whacked in a bunch of silly phrases.

so gunna to get caught was a typo by jj.
maybe your legs had just grow by riverghost
all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, i can't remember but it was in response to arrangedletters dog/cat animash
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:53, archived)
# cheers
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:57, archived)
# ah yeah i thought you were one of the ones behind the popularisation of the jj one.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:59, archived)
# moi?
*innocents*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 14:04, archived)
# and where dose one what this so hard?

and why does she have "Cousin It" on the back of her head?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 14:03, archived)
# dunno ask shultz
edit: where dose one what the fuck?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 14:04, archived)
# I don't get it
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:51, archived)
# They're a couple of memes/bandwagons that came from
typos in b3ta posts a little while ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:53, archived)
# It is naught but a collection of very silly half-memes
from mistypes and poor english on this board.

It is amusing, but only to us b3ta shut-ins.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:54, archived)
# two of which were popularised by the mighty gronkpan.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:55, archived)
# well other than the fact it's charlie brown...
it's what otter said with more detail up there ^
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Hahahahaha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:53, archived)
# wwoooo!
i love this!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 14:56, archived)
# charlie seems unimpressed

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:55, archived)
# I loved this series
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 14:08, archived)
# they were fun
but I was depressed by the brilliance of the major dude who did all the "real cartoon people" and so decided to retire.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Just experimenting with different drawing styles

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:46, archived)
#
Noddy's getting dangerous
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:47, archived)
# more intune with todays youth
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:50, archived)
# thats a pedo if ever i saw one
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 14:10, archived)
# I shouldn't bother if I was you..

Pffttttt....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:47, archived)
# oh scribbly.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:48, archived)
# He's going to fucking kill me, isn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:49, archived)
# It's nothing personal
he is going to kill everybody sooner or later
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:51, archived)
# scribblewoo

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Very woo
It's like a twisted dream you wanna live
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:53, archived)
# cheers
and an interesting comparison to make.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:54, archived)
# wow that's cool
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:55, archived)
# glad it appeals
I'm liking your stylings too
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:57, archived)
# That's rather top, sir
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:55, archived)
# thanks
I'm having it printed out biggy poster size for my kitchen. I already gifted someone one of my pics, I was most pleased with how it looked big size (about 60 x 60cm)... I'll just see if i can find the pic... here we go :)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:59, archived)
# you've gone outside the lines
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 14:08, archived)
# pfft
that's why I never colour in other poster's work.

Well, that and the fact I find it futile.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 14:20, archived)
# That's marvellous!
I've been busy getting some piccies mounted on foamboard:


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 14:09, archived)
# wow
lovely photo. for personal enjoyment? I'm starting to think the internet as the past. Arts on paper on walls! It's the future, I tell ye!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 14:11, archived)
# For the living room, yes
I'm going to get this one cut into 3 pieces and put them up with the appropriate gaps between.

I've got a nice long wall that needs something on it.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 14:13, archived)
# lovely plan... would like to see the outcome.
I've been asked to do a few for various real-life (:O) people and to do a few for decorating our flat. Will obviously post and repost any I finally get finished :)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 14:25, archived)
# I shall send pics when I've got it up*
* Oooo-errr, missus
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 14:29, archived)
# All at the same time?
Hmm.
(ManekiNeko loves horses, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 15:31, archived)
# this joke is soon to be celebrating it's centenary
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Hahah
That old?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Leet O'Clock :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:37, archived)
# My mrs came into the room in floods of tears and said she wanted me to console her
So I hit her over the head with my XBox
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)
# You got the last post of 13:36
www.b3ta.com/board/9147782
I got the first post of 13:37
www.b3ta.com/board/9147783
You got the second post of 13:37
www.b3ta.com/board/9147784
w00t!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:40, archived)
# YAY lets throw a minute long party
:D
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:41, archived)
# It's over.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:42, archived)
# bah humbug
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:43, archived)
# how sad.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:46, archived)
# ^ you are
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:48, archived)
# very. see my sad face :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:49, archived)
# too late
your time has past
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:43, archived)
# oh please....
;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:43, archived)
# the queen should send it a telegram...photoshopbitches:
make a picture of a royal telegram addressed to this joke, i'm going to bed.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Jabarrowa?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Nice one Mr Ftang
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:30, archived)
# hahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:31, archived)
# CUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTYCUNTYCUNTCUNT
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:43, archived)
# 4DAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you donkey rapist! How the fuck are you?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Fucking awesome and shit like
you?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:50, archived)
# nay bad young sir
what's new up there?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Spang
fucking lazy be-atch
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:32, archived)
# My wife wanted to go to Iraq
I said no because of the weather.

well.

It's either sunny or sheit there
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:35, archived)
# HAHAHAHA SPANG !
:D
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:37, archived)
# ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:47, archived)
# *slaps thigh*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:49, archived)
# oh deary, deary me
:)


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:36, archived)
# *Comedy Trombone*
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)
# haha
classic
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:47, archived)
# hahaha
"My wife wants to go to Thailand."

"Phuket?"

"SHE IS NOT AN OBJECT. But, yes, of course I did. It's my wife, innit."
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:48, archived)
# poo cat?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:58, archived)
# no
just not the best joke.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 14:07, archived)
#

Click for 200+ more doofers.

In other news, this is my 9,001st post. "w00t!" as the young'uns would have said, circa 2005.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:20, archived)
# I remember w00t!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:21, archived)
# :D
So very good.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:21, archived)
# w00t!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:21, archived)
# hehhehe, and "w00t!" too
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Hahahaha I used w00t just the other day!
in conjunction with Orbital tickets. w00t!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:25, archived)
# w00t!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:25, archived)
# i didn't say w00t until 2007.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:25, archived)
# retro w00t squad
largin' it up.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:28, archived)
# nice
i own a book written by her son
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Oh if she'd only insisted the father wear a condom...
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:31, archived)
# heard that before. :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:33, archived)
# So?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:36, archived)
# my humour is to subtle
think about it being said about my mum...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:45, archived)
# it's against their beliefs
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:35, archived)
# I'd give her and her dog a good boning...
* Unplanned days off "working from home" days affect my brain - sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:27, archived)
# There is the alternate version:
Old Mother Hubbard,
Went to the cupboard,
To give poor Rover a bone.
When she bent over,
Rover took over,
And gave her a bone of his own.

I've always been impressed with the rhymming of 'over' with 'over'. Pure class.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:29, archived)
# or
"when she bent down, the dog came around".
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Baddaboom..Baddabing!
/Dice Clay
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Haha lovely :D
Old mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
To fetch her poor doggie a bone
But when she bent over
Rover came over
And gave her a bone of his own
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:28, archived)
# LOL.. well thats timing for ya !
:D
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Spooky!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:30, archived)
#
old mother hubbard
she went to the cupboard
to give her poor doggy a bone,
But when she bent over
up popped Rover
and gave her a bone of his own.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Pissage!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Ah,
that fixes the rhymming issue, but it still doesn't quite scan properly. Then again, the orginal doesn't have a great scheme, I mean, who tries to rhyme 'bone' with 'none'? Who writes this tosh?
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:32, archived)
# you can see why
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/arts_and_culture/7859814.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:37, archived)
# rhymetastic :D
feed me, Mrs. Hubbard, feed me all night looooong
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:28, archived)
#
Ding Dong Bell
Pussies in a well,
How can you tell?
By the bloody awful smell..

Who pulled her out?
Little Tommy Trout
took one sniff and then
he threw her back again.

Down went the rope
Down went the bucket
Down went the cat and he shouted...
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Why would anyone wanna fuckit?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Dead cats don't do it for you?
Weirdo.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:55, archived)
# excellent
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:48, archived)
# bloody Royal Mail and damn Amazon for entrusting urgent weekend deliveries to them
No knock on the door, no doorbell rang, so at 4.36 pm, I decided to walk the ten feet or so to my front door to see if I could spot a delivery van.
Poking through the letterbox was a ‘Sorry, you were out’ card, time stated 4.35 pm.
If there is a next time, I'll be prepared.
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:12, archived)
# they are
without doubt
completely useless cunts
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:13, archived)
# I once got a £30 book left leaning on my door.
They couldn't even be bothered to fill in the card. I live in a housing association
flat where theft of post is common.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:30, archived)
# postman pat epic fail
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Postman Twat!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Pfffffffffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:20, archived)
# haha good one
fuck why didn't i think of that, what a nob
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:20, archived)
# you want a nob?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:22, archived)
# im begining to think it maximises my chances by increasing the sample size,
but it was an unfortunate typo, corrected so you look silly mwhahahaa.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:25, archived)
# *sedates*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:29, archived)
# No...
"k3b/-\b Nob" does not sound as good as "Postman Twat"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Hahaha brilliant!
I get this all the time with the posties here in Barcelona.
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Fucking hell.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Cnuts!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Indeed! I think we' ve all been there!
Had a terrible time getting a big heavy parcel once, exactly this occurred twice, then on the third arranged delivery I literally sat myself right by the door in total silence all morning and caught the bastard sneaking thru the gate, the look on his face as he held his 'sorry you were out' card was only bettered by the one he was pulling when he had to go all the way back to his van (parked around the corner out of sight BTW) and carry the big weighty box all the way over to my house, I even made him come up my garden stairs with it and plonk it right onto my carpet.

Cnut...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:18, archived)
# I like this ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:19, archived)
# ha!
you should have kicked his arse on the way out
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Haha!
I was just glad to get it, it was a Robosapien V2 a couple of years ago when they were new and amazing things, and I got an amazing deal on an ex shop display model sold unseen online (£20!)

It was a tad tatty but worked fine, BTW, but it did weigh a ton as for some reason it had the batteries in it!

Best bargain I ever got, tho I never dared take such a chance before or since...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived)
# hahaha ownt!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:22, archived)
# the only thing you could have done to top that off would be to take a picture
nice work
(munzor in the jungle, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:32, archived)
# ParcelFarce
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:20, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:25, archived)
# I hate to think how many times I've had that happen to me.
This demands to be made into a sticker or something...
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:18, archived)
# I'd love to do that
But I guess the posties would assume you were an arrogant tw@t and smash up your goods.

Sigh, it's a no win.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Oh God, this

but Mushroom is right too, I've had just about every parcel delivery company pull that one.

I once had a postie leave a card and get up the road/out of sight in the time it took me to walk downstairs and open the door- he must have pre-written the card then bloody run for it, there's no other explanation!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:18, archived)
# *fondles inappropriately*
Hello lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Hello!
*return fondles*

Sorry to hear about your fall, but glad you didn't get any serious injuries!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:24, archived)
# actually not sure I didn't
going to get an x-ray on the morrow....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Eep!
*careful fondles*
*crosses fingers*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived)
# 'kinell, your website is amazing.
Loving your work. *Saves to computer*

Don't forget your 10,000th post!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Royal Mail?
There should be something under the Trades Descriptions Act to get them on that name.

Feckin useless bastuds
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:19, archived)
# utter arseclowns... I've had exactly the same problem
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:22, archived)
# *at home, in pyjamas LOL*
'arseclowns' - brilliant....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:24, archived)
# It's in Office Space I believe.
Now I can't hear the name Michael Bolton without thinking of the same word.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 15:58, archived)
# often they don't even carry your parcel to save on space.
or so I have heard.

they are also controlled by shapeshifting reptiles.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived)
# controlled by shapeshifting reptiles - the parcels, or the postmen?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:31, archived)
# us all
just ask David Icke.

also something mumbled about how if we could harness the power of pyramid crystals we would solve all the worlds problems.

videos on crystal power on youtube are hillarious :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:42, archived)
# hahaha! It's almost depressing to hear about that sort of thing. It's as bad as all this creationism nonsense.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:44, archived)
# I had DHL do this to me when I'd taken the day off work.
It then took a week, seven or eight phone calls and three visits to the depot to recover my parcel.
(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Our postman is called Bob and has been fully instructed as to what to do
if there are no cars on our driveway.

If there are cars knock like knocking is about to be banned in 30 seconds time.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:41, archived)
# This
Happens all the time to me. The other thing is that the post never turns up at (roughly) the same time every day, so it's pot luck if you catch the postie, unless you stay in all day.
Wankers.
(I helped save b3ta! VandenPlas can't think of anything clever - no change there!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:45, archived)
# or my best being the day i came home
to find my (quite obviously a) PS3 game i'd orderd simply sat on my step propped against the front door, which is 3 paces from a gate on the MAIN FRIGGIN ROAD. God knows how i got away with that one, it must have been there all day.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:59, archived)
# it is not just royal mail
Scottish gas did it to me when I was waiting in for them to do a safety check on our boiler
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:50, archived)
# our door bell button is huge, and in the middle of the door, and at eye level...
...and they still sodding knock.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 14:03, archived)
# I am tempted to print this out
and stick it on the front door
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 14:09, archived)
# At the risk of sounding like everyone else
YES. This often happens here too. Must be company policy to be as half-arsed as possible.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 14:35, archived)
# the postman stopped seeing if i was in
after i had a go at him for forcing a parcel through(and breaking) the catflap instead of knocking
(horrid, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 15:24, archived)
# a case of "see also"...
www.flickr.com/photos/kingsuperspecial/527686534/

Grrrrr :S
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 6:50, archived)
# Sod the shit weather
I am off out to get some fish and chips

(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:11, archived)
# get mushy peas and a pickled egg
and this post needs more Becky Mantin and less Sarah Jessop
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Whoo!
I just received both of the B3ta albums in the post.
Cheers Koit, they are not disappointing!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Have chips with that.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Chips!
Thanks luch sorted, ace.
(munzor in the jungle, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:35, archived)
#
shit brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Strange things can happen out on the lonely road...


2k over...fears wraths
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:48, archived)
# There you go...



(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:49, archived)
# *hides*
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:58, archived)
# TJ: I'm going outside
I may be some time...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:04, archived)
# why?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:04, archived)
# why am I going or why may I be some time?
- I'm going to get a coffee and some lunch
- it's snowed and so I'm going to wander off into the snow and let myself die so that I don't slow you all down with my broken leg.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:05, archived)
# No, why threadjack?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:07, archived)
# I didn't want to start a new thread
but I did want to draw attention to myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:08, archived)
# must resist clansoul jibe...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Nah, go for it....
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:21, archived)
# well it's just so obvious:
the joke is left as an exercise for the reader.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Exercise??????
Wash your mouth out!

/All gyms should be burnt down blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived)
# actually, i think i might need it i have become flabbier than ever. :'(
edit: oh noes, we have spoken his name...he has arrived!! :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:28, archived)
# hehe...
due to the power of the ignore button, I can't see him....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:47, archived)
# ignore is for wimps
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:51, archived)
# *fears*
*wraths*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Clowns ! You either love em..
or they scare the frickin shit outta you !
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Tom Baker clown!!!!!!




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:52, archived)
# groovy
bfore
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:53, archived)
# wot, no squirrelification?
still would
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:54, archived)
# maybe later
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:56, archived)
# ARRRGHH!!!! *runs away*
hehehe :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Is that McDonald's new drive-by service?
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:54, archived)
# "Police are looking for witnesses of this this lastest Drive-by McDonaldsing,,,,"
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:58, archived)
# this fears me right up the bung hole
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:06, archived)
# eeeeee a clown
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Wow

Slow today, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:09, archived)
# All the snow is stopping people getting through the internets
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:10, archived)
# You spelled snow incorrectly.



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:10, archived)
# i'd post a pic but i don't like any of the ones i've made recently.
according to the search function neither does anyone else :(

i could use my spare account and spam some crap, that should liven everything up...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:13, archived)
# "i say our kid,thats a fucking cracking brew"
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:45, archived)
# ris
oh my god RIS
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:45, archived)
# *backs away slowly*
o..........k...........
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:47, archived)
# hahaha it's barry camelow
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:47, archived)
# LOL
SPANG
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:52, archived)
# *Tip-toes away from the board*
*Reaches door*

*Sprints*
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Big-nosed camel!!!!
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Cheap-Rate Smug Git?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:48, archived)
# barry camelo?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Barry Cameltoe?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:31, archived)
# I Say!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Ding
Dong!
(I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:33, archived)
# You really are a bit of a corker, Princess...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:35, archived)
# you're an absolute shower!
;{)
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:36, archived)
# YOU SIR
hello
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:34, archived)
# G
ood Af
tern
oon
Si
r

Al
l
Wel
l?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:35, archived)
# fair to middling... it seems you softy southern types
have all the snow and we just got the sludge.

So - I made it into work :(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:37, archived)
# I didn't even bother going in.
better coffee at home, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:38, archived)
# yeah - gourmet shit :)
I don't do the coffee at work - it comes in urns and they never differentiate between a tea urn and a coffee urn until it gets to the point where it's grey liquid with a faint taste of both.

Urgh.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Sounds gastly.
We have these supposed 'bean to cup' machines that produce (as douglas adams once described) something that almost, but not quite, entirely unlike coffee.

Filthy crap, it is.

*makes another pot of freshly ground Sumatra Mandehling*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:49, archived)
# right
I'm off to the coffee shop across the road for a nice Illy Macchiato... mmmmmmmm - maybe I'll have some cake too.

... although if the BBC news is anything to go by I may as well lower my ambitions of crossing the street in these treacherous conditions and aim for something more manageable like scaling the north face of the Eiger
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:54, archived)
# It's superb, isn't it?
Must happen in Norway every day.....

or, then again, maybe not.

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Mmmmm stripy zebra laydeee
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:32, archived)
# JJ?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Don't feed the yiff/don't-yiff trolls.
Pleeeeease...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:39, archived)
# yiff yiff
grrr meiow
(Goatse not a comedy account, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:45, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Fine, well, don't say you weren't warned...
furry.wikia.com/wiki/Image:HighTailHall.png
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Ooo Chasm City, anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:32, archived)
# O_o
*drops monocle*

EDIT actually, if we're in a stripey woman frame of mind, have a piece of this...

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:32, archived)
# ooh
that's rather special
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Ta
I've had a go at repeating the effect with other people, but for some reason it only seems to work with Debbie Harry.

Go figure. Still, there is worse subject matter to work on I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Have you tried early pics of Anastacia?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Ooooh, I like that.
and indeed her (in that era, obviously).
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Blondie?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Not all of them, just the Debster
:)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Ooooh, two nipples for the price of one!
I like how this Ting-Tings bird looks just like young Debbie Harry.
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:52, archived)
# That had not struck me till you mentioned it.
but you're right.

And it's a good album as well.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:54, archived)
# This would be lovely animated
I mean it's lovely now of course, but animated would be the stripey win!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:32, archived)
# ;-)
animated in the flat, right now
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:33, archived)
# christ no
rotoscoping does my brain in, and i'm RUBBSIH

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:36, archived)
# she wsa the only reason to watch that movie.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Heresy!
Gary Oldman ftmfw!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:39, archived)
# you seem to be missing the point
milla nsfw
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Oh no I very much get that point
It's just that there are other good reasons to see that movie - not least of which is Gary Oldman's uber-camp bad guy performance.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:48, archived)
# ubercamp?? If i liked ubercamp i'd fwap over mr humpries.
SEE MILLA'S NIPPLES??? THAT IS WHY ONE WATCHES THE FIFTH ELEMENT.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:53, archived)
# agreed, mildly amusing but visually awful
except for that costume
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:41, archived)
# i like it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Hmmm. There were other reasons. Tricky's bad acting was quite fun.
Also : Do not see 'Taken' with Liam Neeson. It was written by Luc Besson, but is absolute tosh.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:45, archived)
# MUL-TI-PASS
multipass :D
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:53, archived)
# coooornneeeeelililililililioooooos!
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:13, archived)
# *drops monocles*
goodness me
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Crikey!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Very stylish and tasty.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Hmmm, tasty!
Is it safe to cross her?
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:33, archived)
# So long as you are not flashing, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Stripy nip!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:33, archived)
# * Resists the urge to draw his third CDC of the day!

De-Ris
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Lummy!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:33, archived)
# ZEBRARSE
(Harry, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:33, archived)
# with just a hint of nipple
.. I'm glad that's in my auto complete now
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Oh Matron!
Quality
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Ooh very nice.
Which filter was that again? ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:38, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Am I allowed to cross her?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:39, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/9147583
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:40, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:49, archived)
# nicely
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Sexy pyjamams!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:43, archived)
# zebra slut honk honk
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:45, archived)
# ooo
lully
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:55, archived)
# ive never been aroused
by a zebra but heres my horn
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Nice.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Taste free. Off to Hull now.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Ouch!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:32, archived)
# I don't get it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Very VERY poor taste
about that poor bastard who got knifed in Croydon.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:36, archived)
# oh yeah
I heard about that on the news... well - you're in the right place for poor taste

:)

you have a good weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:38, archived)
# apart from taking a tumble in the snow last night
and nearly braking my bloody arm, not too bad.

Your good self?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:39, archived)
# twas a good weekend
was away from the city seeing people which was nice. Took the missus out for foods and things. Saw the inlaws which is also a nice thing to do. Friday night sped down from Edinburgh to Durham to see Arlo Guthrie ROCK the Durham Gala Theatre! He was incredible - I would heartily recommend that anyone (especially b3tans) who has the chance should see him:

Tues 3rd Feb 2009: Wesleyan Methodist Church - Oxford

Fri 6th Feb 2009: The 100 Club - London

treat yourself and have a good night out :)

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Arlo Guthrie?
I saw him at the rythm festival a couple of years ago. He's not so pretty now.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:40, archived)
# he's not much to look at
but he was awesomely good and great songs and funny banter - one of the best gigs I've been to in years
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:41, archived)
# where did u see him?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Durham Gala Theatre
... must have been all of 150 people there and I must be been the youngest by about 20 years...

he was incredible though. Didn't sing Alice's Restaurant, but I think that's probably a good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:46, archived)
# he's probably sick of it
after forty years
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:48, archived)
# yeah
can you imagine how much you'd grow to hate a 20 minute song that you have to sing at every gig... urgh.

He did a lot of great songs and some of his dad's stuff and just had a nice chat with the crowd. Must have done 20+ songs.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:50, archived)
# oh shit yeah
I normally laugh at knife crime but this was sad
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:39, archived)
# For the first time ever,
I pondered if it was slightly too much.

It was a bloody tragedy.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:40, archived)
# still, he was black, and a boxer, so he probably started it
runs all the way to Hull
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Good God!
...and there was me wondering if the post was too much!!!!!!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:42, archived)
# if there's a line to be crossed,
I'm your man
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Good man, yerself!
*shakes firmly by hand*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Snow cat's got magic trousers...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:30, archived)
# That's snow cat!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Boogy... Boogy... Boogy...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:30, archived)
# I like to boogie, but I'm not gay!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:33, archived)
# name that film to win prizes
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Boogie Nights?
One Flew Over the Boogie Nest?
The Guns Of Boogie?

(etc.)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:38, archived)
# no
I'm afraid the answer I was looking for was Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theatres
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:36, archived)
# On a snow related topic
WTF is going on?

Snow gets "a tad heavy" and the country goes to shit, we've got planes skidding off runways and people dieing from the cold.

Fucksake, MAN-UP britain
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Sorry for seams


File name for de-ris.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:30, archived)
# president of france without filename...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:30, archived)
# It's all in the gesture
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:31, archived)
# bindun actually, with that very same source
I think it was FPed too ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Swines! Should've known better I suppose.
Do you know who it was?

:)

EDIT: Ah. It's much better than mine.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:32, archived)
# The Coast of Yemen ;)
www.b3ta.com/board/8032343
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:33, archived)
# aaaah yes now i remember
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Ah cheers, I'd just ninja'd it into my post.
His is amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:34, archived)
# it was...been trying to remember who did it
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Ah, it's celebrity fish pun time eh?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:33, archived)
# he doesn't look very
cozy

WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Oh Hai
Alan Titchmarsh
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:25, archived)
# hahaha
hai alan titmus
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:26, archived)
# O Haiyo there
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:29, archived)
# ^ Would

* With size 15 hammers!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:30, archived)
# O HAI, HOWS U?
Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Oh hai.
I came home again.

Yes that's right. I made it all the way to work, and then all the way home again.

Snow. Pah!

I piss all over you snow.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Were you writing your name in it?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Weston?




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:31, archived)
# (shivers)
ugghhh his show is the pits,he keeps making sexual inuendos to show hes not a bum boy
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:44, archived)
# i love being a graphic designer, my job for the week is to make 3d erotic fruit.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Ha ha!
Wish my job was as fun....

*enclickens*
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:25, archived)
# There is some lovely texturing going on in there.....
Top work sexy fruits

Edit: Did you do the depth of field in the 3d programme, or did you fake in photoshop afterwards
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:25, archived)
# i went to tesco and bought a basket of the most dodgy looks fruit and veg they had
i nearly bought a big jar of vaseline to heighten the comedy, but i have to shop there all the time and they might talk :s

[reply to edit] 3d max+mental ray, cos there is a camera move so photoshop isn't an option, i know how to fake DoF in After effects, but it's shit at making foreground things blurry over the top of sharp back ground.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Blow me I thought it was 3d
Silly sausage I am...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:29, archived)
# dodgy veg for textures and reference only
and leering at mrs monstrinho while holding them
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:31, archived)
# While gesturing in a lewd and coarse manner, I hope.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:32, archived)
# of course
i am incapable of holding a butternut squash without gesturing in a lewd and coarse manner.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:34, archived)
# happens to us all in the end
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:26, archived)
# there's nothing more likely to stop an inheritance than a thingy-shaped turnip.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Reminds me of our wedding night, Nathan!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:30, archived)
# We had raw turnips that night.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:32, archived)
# hahaha! Wonderful.



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Nice!
No dbout thats fancy vray or mental ray trickery? My rendering skill0rz need more practice
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:43, archived)
# indeed
mental ray magical whizz bangery
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Snookerball!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:14, archived)
# how does it smell?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:15, archived)
# the olfactory bulb at the back of his nose
grows out of his brain
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Hahaha.
Yays for tiny peeps!


(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:15, archived)
# ha ha ha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:16, archived)
# baby squash
*adds water*

mmmm
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:17, archived)
# * Resists the urge to draw his third CDC of the day!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:18, archived)
# paedo:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:19, archived)
# But I resisted?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:35, archived)
# hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:28, archived)
# :D:D:D
We need ot get to Lilliput to make this happen.

Right the shit now.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:17, archived)
# David James???
That'd be a pot then ;)

Sorry to TJ: Can I make a special b3ta requestings?

Can anyone posting a pic hosted at "www2.b3ta.com" change the www to an s?
It still comes up, and gets past Websense. *grovels*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:17, archived)
# can't you change the www? in the addybar?
i suppose it is trickier...

i also suppose you can't put a firefox add on or something either...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Yeah, but first I have to view source code
Then find the relevant bit, copy and paste it there. Can't install or upgrade anything. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:20, archived)
# damn yeah i thought it could be a pain in the arse.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:22, archived)
# that would mean having to
view every single red x and alter it himself.

I think the b3ta servers also work on s1, s3 and s4.

Also I think I drunked at you last night/this morning.. sorry :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:20, archived)
# they do
www.b3ta.com/board/9120703

you drunked at me? meh...i've done that heaps of times on here just makes me look like a sad, antisocial nerdy person...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:21, archived)
# ooh
that's handy
gaz cr3
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:22, archived)
# haha snooker always reminds me of this:
au.youtube.com/watch?v=YP11L9jRW94
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:17, archived)
# James
James James James James Pavel Srníek Ruel Fox James James Peter Beardsley James*

nicely

*I don't know many soccer players
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Like he's going to save that.
useless fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Snowd - yet I am at work :(


also www.b3ta.com/links/The_Shining_Computer_Game_Footage_from_1982
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:46, archived)
# yays
me too but I@ve had my one check in for the day so I'm not going to be overworked.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:49, archived)
# i'm stcuk at home
and it's only the fact that mictogirl is also stuck at home
that's preventing me wanking mself dry :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:51, archived)
# I doubt that very much.
or has she insisted that you take all the doors off the toilets again?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:52, archived)
# i don't currently have toilet doors
damn DIY

DAMN IT TO HELL
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Well at least you get to watch TV whilst having a dump.
And remember that when hanging doors the distance between the bottom of the door and bottom hinge is greater than the distance between the top hinge and the top of the door.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:56, archived)
# I don't think that taking DIY advice from someone that orders a bed frame and no supporting slats is a very sound idea.
:-p
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:29, archived)
# ha ha ha
urgh muuuh muuuh muuuuuuuh *queeeeef* Air? AIR? I've finally run out :(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:53, archived)
# don't tell me that's never happened to you!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:55, archived)
# I tend to get too bruised before that happens
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:58, archived)
# you're supposed to rub it, not hit it
silly
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:01, archived)
# you do it your way and I'll do it mine
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:04, archived)
# *lubes up boxing glove*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:08, archived)
# OMG sexy time immanent!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Hmmmm....
Two consenting adults..snowed in with nothing to do...one male ...one female....there is only one thing you can do......DECORATE!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Must be a geordie.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Not enough Primark clothing:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Lacist.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Silly elephant rider
Geordies is not peoples!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:58, archived)
# unture
in my experience North Easteners are fastidious about their flash clothing... and the lasses are sturdy and don't wear much.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:05, archived)
# how did you manage to make it into work
when there is litterally about 2 inches of snow - are you some sort of cold weather survivalist expert? Do you have all the proper kit? Are you a polar bear?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:52, archived)
# these questions have been asked before
I must be some kind of super human god. Either that or its the downside of sometimes working from home ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:54, archived)
# that narrows it down
are you pingu ?
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:56, archived)
# no, but I might be the penguin from Lost and Found
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:01, archived)
# i take it you saw the 3d version
good stuff i thought.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:03, archived)
# wonderful, studioaka are rather good at being brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:07, archived)
# i have mixed feelings
it seems oliver jeffers has nicked all my fucking ideas. the cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:08, archived)
# goddamn foot of snow here
my friend and neighbour had to get a cab to work, it was 2 hours late and then got stuck in the drive for a further 1/2 hour before they finally limped away.

(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Hahahahahahaa!
"Three snowflakes fall on capital, nation grinds to a halt"
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Don't know where you are but we've had anout 6-8 inchs here.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:54, archived)
# I'm in Edinburgh and it's mostly bereft of snow
... which greatly pissed off one of my colleagues who was getting ready to telemark into work

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:57, archived)
# telemark?
Is that posh for work from home?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:00, archived)
# nope - it's a type of cross country skiing
as popularised by The Heros of Telemark... although I think it requires a flatter landscape than Edinburgh provides... with all of it's uphill bits.

Uphill? On Skis?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:01, archived)
# I thought it was a region in the south of Norway

/edit: yes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:03, archived)
# it is
it's where the technique comes from
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:06, archived)
# *enlighteneds*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:15, archived)
# everyday's a schoolday
except Saturday
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Now that made me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:55, archived)
# how's the weather with you?
We have snow you know - in some places it's almost ankle deep. HOW WILL WE COPE????!?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:59, archived)
# You won't.

And soon enough, we won't either. It's snowing in the south and it's rapidly coming to our middle of the country now.

OMG I see some flakes!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:02, archived)
# I've got about six inches.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:04, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:06, archived)
# wur all DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooomed
even if we survive the snowpockalypse, will there be enough of us left to stop the nuclear power stations going critical?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:08, archived)
# It's alright, I can work powerstations.
You've just got to push the right buttons.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:13, archived)
# phew
I thought I'd been spending all this time growing my moustache for nothing
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:14, archived)
# o_O


As in... Nawty Euro-plumber type moustache?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:15, archived)
# I'm not sure
I was thinking more like Landed Gentry twisty moustache me, in the dormitory of a girl's finishing school? with my reputation? type thing. I've been working on it for a while and it's coming along rather nicely. One day I hope to be able to look like a kung fu master... then everyone will be made to suffer!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:20, archived)
# \o/
I pride myself on my lack of ability to grow a moustache.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:29, archived)
# it's an important quality
in wimmins
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Indeed...


* Second CDC today - Wins!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:59, archived)
# He'll chill his "snow"balls
going round like that.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Got quite a bit of snow here though.
The first day we start back at lectures and it snows. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:09, archived)
# This dog is happy
because his cat friend has bought a panda strapon


Also: photobucket keeps deleting my CDC pics. But they always leave the nazi ones.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:43, archived)
# try doing a nazi cdc
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:44, archived)
# I've tried, but failed
they all turned out far too detailed

It just gets on my tits...they're all very very crude, and magenta....
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:46, archived)
# what are the rules there?
deviantart used to be fairly strict that arousal or fluids was not to be depicted in any form.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:48, archived)
#
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/edit: Mmmm example one of what they don't tolerate: 8.1 is patently offensive or promotes racism, bigotry, hatred or physical harm of any kind against any group or individual;. Looks like they fucked up leaving the nazi pics in.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Looks like I'm being monitored though
first, it took them several weeks to find and delete a CDC, now it's only a day
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:52, archived)
# hahaha you have offended the great gods of botophucket.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:59, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:04, archived)
# What the hell?!
Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:44, archived)
# try using a less shit webhost
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Thanks, but that's not really helpful
I have enough webspace to host a host of websites. But all my stuff is hosted there, and I can't be arsed to rehost it all. So I just rehost the CDCs.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:48, archived)
# i aim to please
i have all my hosted stuff backed up (admittedly in a spectacularly disorganised way) so i could rehost like that
*snaps fingers veeerrry sloooowwwllyy*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Hehehe
I've been thinking about throwing it all on dreamhost (I have about 80GB of space there), but that would also mean FTP-ing every new image to the server before posting.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:53, archived)
# I gotta RIS this for great justice
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:46, archived)
# That just makes things more confusing
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Think about it...
OTTER...SHOES...
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:49, archived)
# I must be missing something
I still don't get eeeet
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:51, archived)
#
dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/define/Schmerg/
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Sure, fine then.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Merm merm schmerg bleebs
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Dekion...MEDIOCRE?!?!?



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Hello m
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Good morning
How's Dutchland this morning?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Waiting for the snow that's bound very soon
and still at home with pneumonia :(

yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:54, archived)
# I'm fine,last day off work (just had ten off)
Snowed in but nevermind.


You've seemed to have beeen injured or ill all year so far!!!

Stop being ill and get well!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Hehe, I try

I don't know what's wrong with me. I've been to the doctor's three times this last 6 months. I've never been there before.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:05, archived)
# It's the snowpocalypse!


How has your day been adversely affected so far?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:42, archived)
# It hasn't! :D
I'm still in bed!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:43, archived)
# my tits are cold
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:43, archived)
# *warms*
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:45, archived)
# *spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:03, archived)
# somebody was mean to me
just because I was trying to perform a public service and provide information.

*sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Poor show, it's days like this when we should all come together as one to fight the unusual weather.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:45, archived)
# I for one
welcome our chilly 6-pointed overlords
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:50, archived)
# I was going to have my brakes done on my car.
Now I'm stuck inside on b3ta....bugger
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:45, archived)
# I meant to be at the dentist having my filling put back in.
But I'm snowed in....waaaahhh!

(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:46, archived)
# i have been looking at snow pictures all day.
meanwhile the dog is sniffing my arse :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:47, archived)
# I suppose it is 45 degree there?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:47, archived)
# nah im in sydney, the heat wave has been largly in melbourne and adelaide
forecast isn't that great though 42° C for the west on saturday.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:50, archived)
# I was in Sydney a couple of (your) winters ago, and the temperature was similar to our summer.
It made me rather sorrowful. But then again, snow!
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:52, archived)
# leaning tower of big ben?
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:16, archived)
# No snow in this one I'm afraid....


Quick and dirty, but since when did that ever stop anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:26, archived)
# But how does it smell?
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:28, archived)
#
Jamaica?
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:29, archived)
#
Alaska.
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:31, archived)
# kent
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Mornington Crescent!
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:36, archived)
# you can't do that when it's snowing.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:37, archived)
# you can if its in the first week of the month
or there was a full moon the night before
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:39, archived)
# only if it's a tuesday
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Are you not familiar
with the little know "Hot Tamale" rule which can be used to over-ride a snow-based veto provided there havent been at least 3 previous uses of the rule on previous Thursdays?
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:40, archived)
# ah but that implies the cauchy clause, which requires the day of the month to be in double digits
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Wasn't the cauchy clause repealed,
during the great "Alphonso Affair" of 1997?
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:51, archived)
# no you're thinking of the Eulerian mandate
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Oh yes....
...silly me..I always get those two mixed up.
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:04, archived)
# timbuktu!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Mmmm..extra steaks!!!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Can it be milked?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Carefully....
...very....very...carefully...
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Carefully is the best way
More fun that way.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:44, archived)

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