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Didn't turn out as well as I wanted.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:22, archived)

Pffffft!

Woo.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:22, archived)

Sheepdogs.

Haha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:23, archived)

No no

Shirley "Sheep-dogs", no?

What?

Oh.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:34, archived)

seam sheep dogs ftw

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:23, archived)

and its totaly seamless :)

(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:24, archived)

White fur, backlit do not a happy tattyshopper make.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:27, archived)

Well, i did think you'd done a good job anyway

I just wanted to shoehorn this pic in somewhere

(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:34, archived)

Only just got into that.

I was just coming out before I moved to Australia and by the time I'd returned it was still popular but I didn't want to start watching halfway through. Slowly going through the backlog on 4OD.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:36, archived)

Awww.... sweet.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:26, archived)

1)Yes
2)Yes
:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:28, archived)

1) But, I'm not hungry.
2) Mmmmmm..... dog milk....

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:29, archived)

The emergency back up milk. Outlasts all other milk. The thing is with dog milk is no bugger'll drink it.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:30, archived)

mum's dog muppet looks vaguely like a lamb.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:36, archived)

is this based on the story

of the people in Japan who had been buying poodles which turned out to be lambs?

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:41, archived)

Dum de dee, dum de doo...

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Ninj, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:15, archived)

ooh lovely

You made an arts

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:16, archived)

love it

Long Live Henry

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:17, archived)

Did we not see that yesterday?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:17, archived)

This was yesterday..

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Ninj, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:18, archived)

Ooo.. Sorry.

Woo to the new one then!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:21, archived)

TA WOBBLY

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Ninj, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:21, archived)

Will henry ever reach his destination?

Where is he going?
What is he doing?
Will Tuesday ever be a safe day?

All this and more, today on b3ta...

(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:17, archived)

I know where he is going

And I intend to shop it at some point :)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:18, archived)

Henry likes woods...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:18, archived)

Run you bugger, run!!!

What's chasing him...?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:28, archived)

DEATH!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:29, archived)

SHIT!

Run faster, you bugger, run faster!!!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:29, archived)

exquisite scrolling here

nicely done......i struggle like mad

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:20, archived)

Pffft, it's a fair cop.

You'll have to thank Bloop for the excellent scrolling..

*owns up*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:55, archived)

Damn you!

I've just made a Henry pic!!
Now I have to wait a while to post it!!

Nice pic BTW

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:18, archived)

why not just post it here

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:20, archived)

Cos I want it in a new thread.

For maximum effect.

/bigged it up way too much

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:22, archived)

ooooh HYPE ON

Right, I'm off to the dentist to have a tooth removed.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:23, archived)

have fun

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:23, archived)

don't forget to keep it

all going well a fairy will visit you in the night, and pay you

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:25, archived)

oh well

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:23, archived)

I could wait for a certain bandwagon to appear....

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:25, archived)

OH TISH...

...post away sir :)

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Ninj, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:26, archived)

See,

It's lost it's context in this thread...But posted in new thread in a while will prompt replies like "is that it?" or "whoop de doo"
etc.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:30, archived)

billionth repoast:

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Victor Meldrew, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:19, archived)

lovely

i still need a surname for him for facebook

bugger it i'll just make him a group

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:20, archived)

Henry.

His name is Henry Henry.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:21, archived)

sold

age?
location?

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:22, archived)

Hemel Hempstead

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:24, archived)

I see him as a sort of Clint Eastwood type

Credit him as "The Henry with no name"

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Victor Meldrew, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:22, archived)

this is wonderful

... I can envisage raptors just behind the tree line stalking him... :D

also - the ladies toilets outside my office is being refitted and the guy doing the work is whistling Christmas songs. It's put me in a surprisingly good mood.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:21, archived)

The christmas rapist strikes again

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Victor Meldrew, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:22, archived)

I somehow missed the word 'toilet' in that sentence

and pondered upon the exact procedure for refitting a lady.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:23, archived)

Hallo Ninj!

Lovely and atmospheric...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:27, archived)

Hiya Moley!

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Ninj, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:39, archived)

The British racing pig....

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:52, archived)

top bloody shop indeed moley!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:53, archived)

Cheers Freebs!

How's you?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:55, archived)

I'm fine and Dandy today

It's going to be a busy day

you?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:08, archived)

Busy? Why's that?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:10, archived)

Busy? What's that?

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DogHorse plop, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:12, archived)

It's what k3b/-\b is..

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:16, archived)

Busy? Where's that?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:15, archived)

hello freebles

I still haven't done whatever it was you asked me to do; I've been busy resigning, and getting stuck in snow and floods, and thinking up excuses and stuff.

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:11, archived)

how fast can he go?

very woo picture!

(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:53, archived)

hahaha

awesome

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:54, archived)

well, take it to the british racing green and let it go...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:54, archived)

hahahahaha

great stuff

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:55, archived)

Queeny! Hooray!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:56, archived)

good morning young fella

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:57, archived)

You okay?

I haven't seen you here for a while... I think we must keep missing each other.
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:59, archived)

just dandy sir

i've been about, keeping my eye on you.
trust you and yours are all sparkly and fine.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:03, archived)

hahaha woo!

1) Can I get a version of that in my sandwich?
2) Can it be milked?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:55, archived)

1) If you can catch it, yes.
2) See above.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:57, archived)

*tucks into sarnie and milkshake*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:58, archived)

Mmmmmmm..... pig milk....

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:59, archived)

It brings all the boys to the yard.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:24, archived)

Hahaha!

Fast bacon!!

Woo.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:55, archived)

haha

cripes

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:56, archived)

hahah

That'd make a great "Happy Hanukkah" greetings card

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:57, archived)

mmmmmm.... fast bacon :D

top 'shoppage, Moley!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:02, archived)

freaky futurism

pork scratchings will never be the same:)

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:02, archived)

Top of the Shop!

Have an *oink*, sorry...*click*

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Ninj, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:04, archived)

Woo

Yay to British racing pigs

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:05, archived)

lean bacon

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:07, archived)

Nice Pog!

Tail's a bit straight though.
'ning!
:D

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XLVII .uk, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:09, archived)

ning Xlvii

how be it hanging?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:10, archived)

It be too cold for any hanging!

It nearly be inverted!!

How you doing sir?
:)

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XLVII .uk, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:15, archived)

nicely done sir!

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:09, archived)

Ha ha ha

Reminds me of George Galloway making a teet of himself on Big Brother, excellent FWM.

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Q4nobody, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:10, archived)

HE'S GOT THE TASTE FOR HUMAN BLOOD

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:11, archived)

Woo!

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DogHorse plop, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:13, archived)

Oink Oink!

That's excellent ;)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:14, archived)

Aaaaaaaiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:46, archived)

Lime grenade?

(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:47, archived)

haha yaaaaaaaay

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:48, archived)

I wonder if there'll be many Brazilian hurdlers at the 2012 Olympics.

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zoldergoose, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:49, archived)

hahaha

magnificent

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:50, archived)

Nah..

But they'll win the shooting!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:53, archived)

run Rucky run.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:50, archived)

I Love Mr CDC Arms...

* Does my bomb look big in this?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:51, archived)

Fantastic!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:58, archived)

Acorn bomb?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:49, archived)

seambag terrorseam?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:50, archived)

My pics do come with a warrenty, but;

check the small print

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:55, archived)

That's so

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Frumbert has no sig, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:51, archived)

Run for the hills.

Sauce fluff

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zoldergoose, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:43, archived)

I think that may be an overreaction

*strokes tefal forehead*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:44, archived)

Hahaha

fluffah tiem!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:44, archived)

kittygnop

a whole new genre

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:45, archived)

GNOPS

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:45, archived)

I was wondering if it'd bindun.

Now we just need porn of it and the lifecycle of an idea on the internet is complete.

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zoldergoose, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:46, archived)

I say!

Click for bigger (207 kb)

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:45, archived)

woahhhh nelly!

*pats*

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:46, archived)

haha

UGLY.................but snugly

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:04, archived)

awwwwwww

bless

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:48, archived)

aiiiieeee

woosome

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:49, archived)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:37, archived)

My name's not Bill

but ok, here it is *slap*

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:39, archived)

Hahaha

Did Manhandel write Manhandel's Water Music?

EDIT: What is it with you and that number? You've used it before.

EDIT EDIT: Oh! Oh I see. You evil, evil man.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:40, archived)

yes.

yes he did.

Edit: I haven't used it before, Archie has I believe. I looked up Mandelson's number on google, and that is it. I called him, but he seemed to be very busy and slightly out of breath.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:45, archived)

It's also very close to my number which in turn is one number different from the PM's. I get a lot of cals for him and Working Title Productions for some reason.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:57, archived)

haha

work on your scottish accent.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:59, archived)

I like that font.

EDIT: Number needs to be more legible - how am I meant to call if I can't read it?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:41, archived)

Leave it alone!

you'll only make it rain!:O

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:42, archived)

Just check your mobile phone under "Home"

kekekekekekekekkeke ^_^

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:43, archived)

hmm, yes... I had considered that, but I'm not sure it really matters.

I'll alter it once I get home to the psd.

Cheers for the font praise, I think it's just brown enough.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:44, archived)

Oooh love his vinegar strokes face

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:44, archived)

I like the face too.

but everyone should be loving my brilliant fucking pun you bunch of bastards.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:46, archived)

I don't know who it is

Is his name Handel?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:48, archived)

Mandelson

hmm, I think in this case, my knowledge of the source may have made me think that it's obvious who it is... :(

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:50, archived)

That's Mandelson?

ah well, I don't have a clue what's been going on in the world since 1993 :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:52, archived)

indeed

here's the source
www.timesonline.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00090/gotw9_90132a.jpg

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:56, archived)

ahhhhhhhhh

Top sauce

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:58, archived)

guffaw guffaw

*declines offer however*..................:D

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:45, archived)

I like it

although it's a little bit too brown.

What an hilarious pun!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:48, archived)

you know

it doesn't sound sincere if you just read my thread and paraphrase everything I say.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:51, archived)

I agree

it wouldn't sound sincere if .. all the things you said.

Also, if you put it in caps it sounds like you're taking the piss

WHAT AN HILARIOUS PUN!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:58, archived)

I just don't know what's real and what's not with you anymore.

I think we should see a counsellor.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:00, archived)

Weeeeeeeeeeeee

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:00, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:02, archived)

Kitty beats Kid in cuteness

kittens: 1
kids: 0

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:12, archived)

Credit to JPG for the original photo :)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:14, archived)

This is always the case.

Kittins = win
Kids = fecking little shits all of them

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:29, archived)

weeee

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:16, archived)

HA!

Soon his little arms will snap!

(Fly Projector, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:02, archived)

Woooooo

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:03, archived)

Mop that up you dirty bastard!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:04, archived)

*waits for shoulders to dislocate*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:16, archived)

Needs more Do-it-Woman

Have you grown tired of her?

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Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:16, archived)

a 'lil bit

have posted a couple recently though. I haven't got access to the webspace in me office, makes it harder to keep track of them :(

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:48, archived)

Perfect for Valentines day...er... if you love Hertfordshire

And also NINGS!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 8:57, archived)

i fucking hate valentines day.

2 dead kittens.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 8:59, archived)

Me too

I'm having the usual game with Lady S of "Oh, I don't like valentines day it's all a con.... where's my fucking present? Is that it? THAT'S how much you love me is it?"

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:01, archived)

So you buy her a bottle of body sauce. Big whoop, I'll probably be coding something that evening

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:02, archived)

Men play that game too

"All I want is you (to suck my cock)"

I mean come on.. that's not romantic! :P

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:08, archived)

Yes it is.

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gareth_alien will be human again at, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:30, archived)

I've actually only once been with someone on a Valentines day

I've either been single, just starting a relationship or just finishing.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:17, archived)

Hahahaha

'ningles. My sister went to school in St Albans. We lived in lLondon which probablem the only person commuting in the wrong direction.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 8:59, archived)

Lady S does that now

but to Romford rather than St Albans.

Which is far worse

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:01, archived)

That is the wrong way!

Sod commuting I thought everyone was trying to get out of Romford

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:03, archived)

hahaha

my faaaaahmily's from Romford. Loveley.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:28, archived)

I didn't notice your knuckles dragging on the ground:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:30, archived)

Was ILondon invented by Apple?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:01, archived)

That's actually a lowercase L:P

but you are correct. iLondon was created by Apple. Apple, incidentally, was created by Tree™

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:03, archived)

the Llondon in south wales?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:39, archived)

Aren't Londoners smug enough?

Hmmm? Mehehehe.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:06, archived)

I'm sorry

I can't speak Bumpkin.:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:09, archived)

YOU DON'T WANNA GO DOWN THEEER...

WHAT IF YOU GOT STUCK IN A 'OLE? IN THE DARK,
ON YOUR OWN, IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT,
DOWN A 'OLE, IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!

WITH AN OWL!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:13, archived)

Sorry

Was that something about your filofax? Were you offering me some fizzy water and a wafer?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:16, archived)

NO IT WAS ABOUT AN OLE

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:17, archived)

Were it a gert ole?

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:09, archived)

hahahahha! yay :D

*eats all the Watford ones and bins the hemel sweets*

ningles everyone!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:00, archived)

Damn right

you never know what you might catch in their inferior shopping centre!

(Jeff Balls, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 15:39, archived)

I fucking hated Herts.

Went to uni in Hatfield and lived for a while in St Albans. Actually, St Albans was all right.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:03, archived)

I don't like stubbing my toe. It herts.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:05, archived)

Some good boozers in St Albans

The Beehive sticks in my mind

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:05, archived)

Worked there :D

Nice pub.

I was lodging with a girl who worked there aswell. I called in one day, saying I wasn't feeling well
and I'd probably caught what she had. The boss said "oh, got your period too, Chris?" Mmmnnnggg

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:08, archived)

bwhahahaha

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:11, archived)

hahahahahaha

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:14, archived)

I've never lived anywhere but St. Albans

& the Beehive is nice, even since it's shiny refurb

(fidsy, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:48, archived)

bloody students

/hatfield resident blog

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:42, archived)

Why is Hatfield so prominent?

I grew up in Hatfield so I win!
Or not.
Believe me there's a reason the uni is fenced off!

(TheProfessor For all your redbearded intellectual needs, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:05, archived)

hahahahah

/born and bred in St Albans but now couldn't afford to move back theer without winning the lottery blog

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:06, archived)

I've always thought someone like St Alban should be England's patron saint

I'd be much better to have someone who gave his life to save a priest than a genocidal Palistinian.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:12, archived)

I thought he was roman...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:15, archived)

As opposed to St. George

who was Turkish

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:18, archived)

I believe the was orginally from Palistine

His mother was palistinian and his father a roman. Lets just agree on the massmurdering part:P
And we get to share him wit about 10 other countries!
EDIT: Yup just check ed we share him with Aragon, Catalonia, Ethiopia, Georgia, Greece, Lithuania, Palestine, Portugal, and Russia.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:20, archived)

you don't share him with england!!

edit: nasty poo-plop ninja

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:23, archived)

Albanian, surely?

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:20, archived)

He was Dr Alban?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:22, archived)

why don't we just settle on asia minor?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:24, archived)

I was refering to St George, wikipedia says that he was a roman soldier

but apparently born in present day turkey.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:22, archived)

Yep, same

but I might move back and be some kind of pub-dwelling hermit

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greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:22, archived)

indeed

we'll camp out in the robin hood and live on guinness and bacon fries.

(Taskiira, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:05, archived)

Agreed.

How are things down south?

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greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:54, archived)

liver-punishingly gooood...

(Taskiira, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:05, archived)

Me too

Though I won the lottery so I'm back there

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sepang 's favourite day is, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:40, archived)

This needs more Cockfosters!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:09, archived)

I jusy don't find that name funny partly coz I grew up in Southgate and saw or heard that name from a very early age.

Although mainly as I'm so sick and tired of Aussies coming into my hostel off the plane and trying to share that name with me and expecting me to laugh.
Although it is quite a good game to play when getting the tube from Heathrow to see how long it takes for an Australian to piss themselves laughing and showing their mates.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:15, archived)

what the hell is cockfosters anyway?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:17, archived)

It's an area of outter London.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:19, archived)

oh my god and it's called cockfosters, that's unbelievably hillarious...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:25, archived)

Apart from

on the graffitii'd signpost at J24 of the M25 which regularly reads Cockfesters.

Must get more spray paint.

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MrHeed, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:54, archived)

It's a euphemism for warm frothy piss.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:24, archived)

mmmmm warm piss

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:26, archived)

I prefer CockCastlemaineXXXX

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:28, archived)

that's just as bad.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:34, archived)

It's the gateway to Trent Park

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fuscous, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:57, archived)

Yeah, keep it warm mate

/Paul Hogan Appreciation Society Blog

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:25, archived)

/That's not a Paul Hogan Appreciation Society Blog. This is a Paul Hogan Appreciation Society Blog.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:29, archived)

Hahaha

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:30, archived)

*plays a game of knifey spoony*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:31, archived)

I went to school in Southgate..

Born and lived in East Barnet!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:38, archived)

I lived near the Woolpack pub.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:41, archived)

I lived in the Prince of Wales

Well most of the tme anyway..

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:52, archived)

I was a Rising Sun person myself.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:34, archived)

Yeah - we used to go there before and after swimming in the evening!

* Yes I did say before swimming...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:46, archived)

I lived in East Barnet until last year...

..and then I moved to Watford. Well, Kings Langley which is near Watford. But posh. OK, slight less chavvy...

(FiatPanda, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:40, archived)

*CLICK*

Original.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:16, archived)

Hahahaha

ning joe!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:39, archived)

nings Barbs!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:57, archived)

yes yes yes yes yes

marvelous and well shopped

(

Elvis impersonator, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:43, archived)

yay

somebody herts me

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:43, archived)

hahah

I was about to send this to my mate then remembered he's from Herefordshire

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:51, archived)

hahahahaha

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:57, archived)

Watford FTFW!

NINGLES!

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Joliet, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:58, archived)

I grew up in Watford

fucking hated it.

(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 15:49, archived)

Brilliant!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:00, archived)

haha Original, and funny! tick!

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firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:09, archived)

Arrrrgh!

Hatfield! *shudders*

(Sneezy Badger can't wait to quit his job on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:31, archived)

That's not Tring buried under the packet is it?

No Berkhamsted, but then again, I guess they didn't do extra-wide Love Hearts.

You almost killed my computer with tea!

(Glis, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:14, archived)

Tring indeed

good spot

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:30, archived)

Hahahaha...

Very nicely done Joe! Have a massif *click* :D

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Ninj, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:15, archived)

Rubbish!

Completely South Herts biased.

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stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:53, archived)

All the northern ones were too long!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:29, archived)

What, like Hitchin?

(

gone, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:39, archived)

baldock?

I from letchworth originally ,...

(

willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:20, archived)

I live in St Albans and

I *heart* it.

(

Octo I ruin everything., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:06, archived)

Me too

Moved here from the hell on earth that is Suffolk. Couldn't leave there fast enough.

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DrPrunesquallor is determined to post more as of, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:04, archived)

ha ha! Brilliant!

*goes off and works on a "Love Wilts" version*

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:12, archived)

Woo!

I could throw a stone and hit Watford from here. In fact, I think that's my evening sorted.
And I hope you are all pronouncing St Albans as 'Snolbans', as is proper 'rahnd 'ere. innit.

(

TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:17, archived)

STA rep

brap

(

Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:31, archived)

what? no borehamwood?

...actually never mind. :\

(

ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:06, archived)

No Hitchin either!? =O

Me and my girlfriend both hate Valentine's day! =D

(Cockney_Jesus is targetting your mum in V.A.T.S!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 20:49, archived)

No Cheshunt either :O

;)

(Novak, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 18:52, archived)

That makes me (Waltham) cross.

OK, your Turn(ford).

(Seebeedee, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 13:33, archived)

Brilliant!

Awesomely excellently brilliantly fantabulastic, sir! Well done.

(purplegod counting down for Christmas!, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 8:12, archived)

Bad Puppy!!!

(Fly Projector, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 8:32, archived)

I iz in your plane eating your enginz

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 8:34, archived)

lol

smack him over the nose with a rolled up safety instruction manual.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 8:35, archived)

Damn it! Not again!

He'll be shitting chunks of hydraulic hose for weeks.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 8:36, archived)

Engines need fuel, not puppies!

This is not right at all!

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 8:42, archived)

That all depends on the engine, I guess

I once had a car that ran on faith in the economy and badger droppings

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 8:49, archived)

My car runs on pure faith

it keeps conking out every couple of miles. Going back to the garage shortly.

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:07, archived)

Whose tag is that?

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 8:45, archived)

It's not

he's trying to Derren Brown the mods into FPing it

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 8:47, archived)

Clever bastard

morning TCOY

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 8:48, archived)

It's me FP = Fly Projector

It's me FP = Fly Projector

(Fly Projector, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 8:54, archived)

I CANNOT ENDORSE THIS

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 8:49, archived)

We should start an online petition

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 8:50, archived)

erm?

that's brill:)

(

Elvis impersonator, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:51, archived)

Only 14 days till Pancake Day!

* I thought I would get in first with this one..

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 8:19, archived)

What crepe!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 8:21, archived)

Thank you...

I still don't like you much!

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 8:33, archived)

I like you less

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 8:38, archived)

Who asked you?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 8:45, archived)

You did.

Last Thusday over tea and scones.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 8:46, archived)

everyone should love kebab. apparently I'm a nice person.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 8:55, archived)

YEah right

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:02, archived)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:04, archived)

Oh YeaH, sorry

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:12, archived)

Lovely jam btw,

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:12, archived)

Hahaha. 'ningles all.

The voices made me do this.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 8:30, archived)

Hahaha

Nice one

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 8:32, archived)

Yea....

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 8:34, archived)

...h?

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 8:35, archived)

Voices?

Anal probing more like.

Arf.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 8:42, archived)

No the anal probe was just a bonus.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 8:45, archived)

Crêpeing all over the world.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 8:34, archived)

Pfffttt...

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 8:34, archived)

Nice to see a bit of Quoage there

(

the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:16, archived)

Have some arts

Sorry if I'm hogging the board

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 7:26, archived)

A frog with tits.

incidentally how did you make the mona kermit

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 7:28, archived)

FORGS PWN BEEEZ!!

Click for bigger (63 kb)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 7:29, archived)

frog will get pwnd as soon as he swallows it

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 7:33, archived)

the forg is far smarter than that, the bee will be processed.

btw there's a david jones tv add here, it has a little tune playing in the background, sound's like a guitar version of i love horses.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 7:49, archived)

Easy

Paintshop and using the oil brush tool

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 7:31, archived)

Missing an important element there.

Talent.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 8:36, archived)

^ Would

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 8:09, archived)

smashing.

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 8:16, archived)

Idiot Savant!

(Fly Projector, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:00, archived)

pfft

(

Elvis impersonator, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:52, archived)

Now you know why...

...BBC Three is unwatchable!

(Gannett, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 6:30, archived)

Good on him

working an honest job, etc.

oh wait...

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 6:34, archived)

he looks like a doer of good deeds and an all-round philanthropist.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 6:55, archived)

I'll pea this in here as the challenge is almost over.

BTW--over 50% real, alas.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 6:56, archived)

He's a little agitated

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 6:12, archived)

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNn

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 6:13, archived)

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 6:14, archived)

I have a friend who grew up in the philippines

His dad ran a factory and used to buy a big bowl of balut for the workers at christmas time and a couple of times fights broke out, they love their half-formed eggs so much.

Everyone used to grab as many as they could and then sit at their desks, guarding them with their lives and looking at everyone else suspiciously.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 6:20, archived)

They look grim to me.

What must they smell like.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 6:22, archived)

They smell like eggs

somewhere between eggs and chicken.

I tried one in china but I got a tiny foot in my mouth and had to spit the whole thing out.

I mean, I'd eaten scorpions the day before but those things? FUCK THAT.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 6:23, archived)

I hope to get through my whole life

without needing say the words "I got a tiny foot in my mouth and had to spit the whole thing out"

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 6:26, archived)

"and then i realised i'd swallowed the tiny shoe!"

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 6:38, archived)

thankfully it wasn't a sandal.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 6:47, archived)

because sandals are disgusting.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 6:47, archived)

I... HAVE... THE... PAUA!

or somesuch :D
VZZZZMMMMMMMMMM

(

Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 6:17, archived)

ahh tiredness.

this is not shell, this is eggthing.

(

Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:13, archived)

i'm scared

(munzor in the jungle, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 6:17, archived)

Still version

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 6:19, archived)

BALUT BALUT BALUT

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 6:20, archived)

eww, you and your sick filth are making me dry heave here.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 6:20, archived)

Is this your review?

Is it going on your blog?

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 6:24, archived)

WHO IS BLOG?

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 6:25, archived)

WHO ARE YOU? WHO ARE YOU?

WHOAREYOU!WHOAREYOU!WHOAREYOU!WHOAREYOU!WHOAREYOU!WHOAREYOU!WHOAREYOU!WHOAREYOU!

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 6:27, archived)

children are disgusting.

no more children, please.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 6:40, archived)

HAND.

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 6:58, archived)

B&.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 7:12, archived)

A FALSE IDOL

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 6:28, archived)

blogs are so ten seconds ago.

i'm in the future, hiding tiny feet in your foodstuffs.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 6:38, archived)

Eeee..

I got a cold shiver up my spine..

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 6:25, archived)

The kind of shiver that can only be fixed with a plate of balut?

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 6:26, archived)

Do they taste better with tomato sauce?

(

Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 6:43, archived)

Only if you're one of those heathens that put catsup on eggs.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 6:50, archived)

not ketchup/catsup, but real tomato sauce. or, chilli sauce, as i know it.

that is ambrosia.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 6:55, archived)

Spanish style (fresh fried along side) is not too bad, yes.

Although I'm not fond of the combo myself.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 6:59, archived)

i got some great paprika a while ago.

for a week straight my dinner was either an omelette or scrambled eggs with paprika and rice, in a tortilla. it was so good i had to stop eating it for fear i'd make myself tired of the dish.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 7:13, archived)

Yum that sounds nice!

Will try it tomorrow

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 7:36, archived)

they look delicious.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 6:29, archived)

Ooooh, that's a nice one.

*drools a bit*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 6:39, archived)

i had not heard of 'balut' before this morning

I rather wish I still hadn't

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 7:54, archived)

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 8:30, archived)

I don't blame him

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 8:44, archived)

haha....that's definitely"something"of the week..........

just not sure WHAT!!!!@#$%^&

(

Elvis impersonator, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 9:57, archived)

Texas Chainsaw Flufah!

(Fly Projector, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 5:44, archived)

UNHAPPY CAT IS VERY UNHAPPY

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 5:52, archived)

This doesn't look very safe

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 6:02, archived)

*unendorses*

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 6:13, archived)

Does this mean you previously endorsed an unsafe thing?

I MAY HAVE TO REVIEW YOUR ENDORSEMENTS

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 6:14, archived)

Haha woo!

And with that, once more unto the breech.

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 6:06, archived)

It is the cat's Glove-Puppet-Of-Revenge

The Cat is unhappy about the cone thing.

(munzor in the jungle, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 6:12, archived)

I warned you I would corrupt your cartoons

Playset now available in Mexico

(

Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 5:39, archived)

Is that Magda Szubanski?

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 5:40, archived)

No..

But that gives me an idea for a new Jenny Craig ad *evil laughter*

(

Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 5:42, archived)

HAHA

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 5:44, archived)

I'm sure she was on a weight loss ad recently.

I could be imagining it

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 5:45, archived)

Yes she was. I'm not sure which one.

Well i'm off! See you later b3ta!

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 5:54, archived)

Hey, Kelly can be a guy's name.

WOO AND FUCKING YAY

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 5:43, archived)

so can Kim. Especially in Korea

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 5:44, archived)

I'm the sexy stud

(

Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 5:48, archived)

What? I'm taking it back.

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 5:53, archived)

THIS IS GOOD

REMINDS ME OF THIS

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 5:46, archived)

Fudge

How did I fall for that!

(

Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 5:49, archived)

because of my enchanting greenybrown eyes?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 5:51, archived)

how many time have we all been to that page

i'm starting to like ponies now. AND I HATE THEM

(munzor in the jungle, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 6:13, archived)

^ Twunt

NING MATE - I can't believe I fell for that...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 5:57, archived)

now i know it's because of my enchanting greenybrown eyes.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 5:59, archived)

and cookies!

(Fly Projector, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 5:48, archived)

I'd eat that

I mean.. I'd.. eat that..

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 5:49, archived)

haha!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 6:02, archived)

Just as an aside - I had Shore Patrol duty in Olongapo, Philippines

back in the early 1970s and "Donkey Acts" were only a tiny portion of the entertainment available to patrons of the local establishments...

sure made "Navy Life" interesting!

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tubaman, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 6:32, archived)

Maria Callous

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 5:18, archived)

Each time she hears Paul Potts singing "Nessun Dorma", a kitten dies

Woo

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 5:21, archived)

last laugh is on her, she's dead.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 5:25, archived)

SOMEONE SQUEEZED HER TOO HARD WHILST SHE WAS SINGING AN F SHARP. THEN SHE OVERDOSED ON VITAMIN C.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 5:34, archived)

FUCKING HELL

it's ClanSoul's dad!

www.bizarrerecords.com/galleries/rockers/ratchell.htm

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 5:35, archived)

well one of them is

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 5:35, archived)

BUT HIS MUM DOESN'T KNOW WHICH

: (

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 5:36, archived)

THE TOP LEFT IS HIS MUM

BOTTOM LEFT HIS DAD

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 5:36, archived)

BOTTOM RIGHT => DEFINITELY GAY

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 5:37, archived)

TOP LEFT = Peedo!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 6:00, archived)

That's a really funny website.

Thanks for the link.

*bookmarks

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 5:40, archived)

WTF OMG!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 5:36, archived)

BLOODY HELL!

I'd try and keep that one a family secret.

This is his mum: www.bizarrerecords.com/galleries/bellydance/Habeba.html

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 5:37, archived)

ZOUNDS

I'm still marvelling at the notion of a girl group called "Fanny".
www.bizarrerecords.com/galleries/rockers/Fanny.html

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 5:44, archived)

In america it means "arse".

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 5:47, archived)

a description of their looks perhaps, as in a bag full of arses

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 5:49, archived)

fanny were actually very fucking good.

i think relistening now might not be so hot, but back when i was a grub, they kicked fanny.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 5:54, archived)

NEWSPAPER HEADLINE:

GUY LIKES BUTTS

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 6:09, archived)

RONG AGAIN: GUY LOVES BUTTS.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 6:20, archived)

We would like to report a correction to our earlier headline.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 6:25, archived)

SINCE WE'RE NOT ALLOWED TO SHOP HIS PICTURE ANYMORE

I PROPOSE THIS SUBSTITUTE

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 5:45, archived)

I read that as "Clansoul's Dead"

Never mind

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 5:59, archived)

THE BITCH

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 5:28, archived)

She could have probably made a good souvlaki or moussaka though

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 5:35, archived)

SPANAKOPITA?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 5:53, archived)

would!!

/ac

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 5:36, archived)

I AM SURGEING

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 4:36, archived)

IT'S RAINING PISS!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 4:37, archived)

ITS PISSING RAIN

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 4:46, archived)

AND LIGHTNING

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 4:46, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 4:46, archived)

I LIKE YOUR EYEHAT MR YELLOWMAN

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 4:47, archived)

HIS HAT HAS AN AIR OF TERRIFIED RELUCTANCE

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 4:49, archived)

image

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Ttssattsr, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 4:56, archived)

rainbows and thunderstorms!

*dances in the rain* yay

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 5:02, archived)

SUDDENLY, NINJA

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 5:05, archived)

hahaha

fuck yeah.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 5:06, archived)

*NINJAFIVES*

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 5:28, archived)

ono

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 5:04, archived)

HAHAHA

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 5:08, archived)

MERGE

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 5:11, archived)

Hahahaa

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 5:12, archived)

I AM PARTICULARLY PROUD OF THE LASERBIRDS

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 5:15, archived)

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 5:16, archived)

FANCY

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 5:17, archived)

blee!

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 5:20, archived)

Whoosh!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:29, archived)

GODDAMN SHITEATING FUCKS.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 5:15, archived)

HOLY CRAP THAT NINJA WAS A MONSTER IN DISGUISE AS A NINJA

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 5:17, archived)

IT'S BIGFOOT COME TO SAY HELLO

HE JUST WANTS A KISS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 5:29, archived)

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 5:45, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 5:54, archived)

LOL

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:38, archived)

it's pissing rain where I am, right now.

It took me a few moments to figure out what that sound was, as it's been too cold to rain for most of this winter.

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Shiksa, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 4:59, archived)

We've had a few really nice days here

sunny and fresh.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 5:07, archived)

Rain? What's that?

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 5:08, archived)

Its like melted snow or something

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 5:12, archived)

That wet stuff you lot aren't getting enough of

and that we often get too much of around these parts.

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Shiksa, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 5:13, archived)

It rained all day at bondi

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 5:46, archived)

OH GOD I SCRIBBLED ON IT AND NOW I DONT KNOW WHAT THE INSTRUCTIONS ARE FOR :(:(:(

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:59, archived)

Your lines appear to be all square.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 4:00, archived)

Cloudachinos

but with tea.. and.. sun farts..? *serious face*

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 4:01, archived)

Sun farts: Exotic particles. Eat them all up.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 4:26, archived)

that is not how it happens! You ARE WRONG!!!!!!!!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 4:30, archived)

IT HAPPENED EXACTLY LIKE THIS I SAW IT

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 4:36, archived)

Did the B3ta server fail?

I hadn't been able to connect for the last 15mins?

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 4:32, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 4:35, archived)

yes

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 4:35, archived)

Candles.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 4:36, archived)

no no no no no no no, yes the server did come down

/Jim Trott of Dibley

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 4:36, archived)

No no no no no no.. no

I loves him

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 4:56, archived)

BEHOLD THE POWER OF VIMOD

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 4:51, archived)

VIMOD DECREES: GET OFFLINE AND DO SOME WORK, YOU SHITS

VIMOD RELENTS AFTER ONLY TEN MINUTES

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 5:01, archived)

VIMOD?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 5:06, archived)

VIMOD IS GRONKPAN AND GRONKPAN IS VIMOD

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 5:09, archived)

ARGH

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 5:12, archived)

I AM NOT AFRAID OF VIMOD. I'M AFRAID OF NIMROD!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 5:11, archived)

I lost b3ta for a while, too.

I had to cheat on it with OTHER INTERNETS.
Sorry b3ta.

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Shiksa, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 5:00, archived)

yeah I just caught up on a couple of months of Patches

www.hingos.com/patches/index.php?pt=080723

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 5:02, archived)

catses!

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Shiksa, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 5:06, archived)

PRINT OUT INSTRUCTIONS

TAKE TO IKEA
DEMAND EXPLANATION
FILM ENTIRE PROCESS
SEND TO NEWSLETTER

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 4:52, archived)

I WILL EMAIL THEM IT AS PAYMENT OR SOMETHING

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 4:56, archived)

YOU'LL BE AS FAMOUS AS A HORSE

AND YOU'LL WIN A PERFECTLY FOUL EGG

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 5:09, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA -

AS LONG AS I CAN MAKE GLUE FROM THAT HORSE, I'LL BE HAPPY

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 5:12, archived)

While you're asleep, she'll lay her eggs in yer ear.

(muckluks notsureyet, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:56, archived)

I should be fine

I have my balloon to protect me

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arrangedletters, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 4:27, archived)

awwww

what a lovely big brown bear balloon.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 4:51, archived)

Evil balloon

is not necessarily evil, nor a balloon.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 4:53, archived)

And I'm done for now..

For those too lazy to scroll.. www.b3ta.com/board/9169689 Where not to stick your penis volume two

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:44, archived)

:D NICE PIXELS

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:45, archived)

:D NICE PIXELS

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Ttssattsr, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:47, archived)

There's a glitch in the matrix..

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:48, archived)

OMG

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:54, archived)

Pffft!

So much for the red pill

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:54, archived)

NEEEEERRRRRD.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:55, archived)

awwww

WNTSYP2 deserves its own thread.
www.b3ta.com/board/9169689

also: WHY NOT A MEATBALL SUB?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:48, archived)

Because I like meatball subs

and I won't appreciate anyone's penis in it

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:49, archived)

don't eat at Subway, then.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:51, archived)

But it's a moderately healthier choice for lunch!

And I like saying ball sandwich

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:55, archived)

How about a hot dog? Or a frankfurt by itself?

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:54, archived)

i resent that. some of my best friends are homeless crocodiles.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:49, archived)

THEY ARE ALL IN NORTH QUEENSLAND, EATING YOUR BABBY

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:50, archived)

what else are babbies for?

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:51, archived)

PASSING WIND

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:53, archived)

SILLY BARGEARSE, DINGO'S EAT BABIES

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:57, archived)

YES STICK IT IN A NEW THREAD!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:49, archived)

Why is the shrink wearing a pink skirt?

by the magic of the internets:
www.b3ta.com/board/9169689

and what's wrong with a meatball sub?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:49, archived)

ack, pissminds.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:50, archived)

He's wearing pink underwear

because it feels nicer.

Seriously, I just added it incase there were not laffs from the main joke :D

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:52, archived)

crossdressing mental health professional!

i like.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:49, archived)

Hahaha, oh yeah

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Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:59, archived)

EVERYONE START HUMMING THE BABY ELEPHANT WALK

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:51, archived)

YES LETS DO IT. WHERE'S HENRY MANCINI WHEN YOU NEED HIM?

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:52, archived)

BOUND AND GAGGED IN MY BASEMENT

DOO DO DOOODO, DOO DO DOOODO

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:54, archived)

HENRY MANCINI LOVED SIMILAR BASSLINES

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Nh49a8q2E4&feature=related

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:56, archived)

it's a pretty standard boogie bass, yes.

STOMP! STOMP!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 4:53, archived)

Poor Redex. Awww... If it ain't broke, break it!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:51, archived)

These are both lulli

Woo

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Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:58, archived)

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