"Never ever will have a flu vaccine again. Whe I was little my mom took me to get poisoned at the doctors behind me dad's back. Now my immune system is lower than it should be."
(The Alchemistking of the needlessly complicated,
Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:04,
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WTF?
polemics n. (used with a sing. or pl. verb) The art or practice of argumentation or controversy. The practice of theological controversy to refute.
that's exactly what I meant. I do not care for this pointless argumentation. This vainglorious theological controversy. This orgy of self-inflicted fear on uninteresting topics.
(The Alchemistking of the needlessly complicated,
Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:17,
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Slipped my tiny mind, I will get on it pronto! (and any improvement btw?)
(The magic of chutneyShakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:13,
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Yay :D
Nope :( I was meant to see a consultant last Monday but the snow meant I couldn't make it. So now I have to wait another 2 weeks to find out why the hell it happened.
Still don't know why. I'm not actually completely deaf, it is just my left ear has stopped working properly. I would blame it on loud music if it weren't for the fact that I mainly listen to folk, and I don't think many people have been made deaf by going to a rocking Al Stewart gig ;)
In general, a message designed to persuade its intended audience to think and behave in a certain manner. In specific, institutionalized and systematic spreading of information and/or disinformation, usually to promote a narrow political or religious viewpoint.
We are aware of the meaning of words before we use them and don't often need someone to quote a dictionary at us.
All your work is promoting a personal agenda and whilst it might not be meant as propaganda it certainly is meant to leave the viewer in no doubt of your anti-America stance.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:15,
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i have to agree, your images may be well produced but they are neither funny or fluffeh
(hekim66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:36,
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OMG WHY DO U HATE FREEDOM? YOU LIBERAL!
ahahaha
:D
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:07,
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"Everyone is mediocre"?!?!?
Now that would be some dumbing!!
(MstandotI suppose I should post more often.,
Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:08,
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america is screwed unless they get someone like ron paul
into the whitehouse,they have been well and truely shafted for decades,i think the NWO is ready for the final attack
(Rattleheadall time with the gay, forever touching,
Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:12,
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ron paul would never get in, as he actually seems to give a shit about americans
lets face it
same ol' same ol'
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:13,
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the people
that latch on to any conspiracy theory with glee are the real dumb ones. They don't need any help in wrapping their fragile mentality around any theory they have that blames someone else for the fact that their lives are 'a bit shitty'.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:12,
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well, you say that
but I went from buying tinfoil at iceland to buying it at marks and spencer and now I hardly get any mind control rays at all :D
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:15,
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Ah yes.
M&S David Icke strength tinfoil. Classy.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:16,
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haha
I don't think I could afford david icke strength
that dude's crazy
I think maybe he too too much of something while watching V
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:17,
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Theory or Fact?
conspiracy
Definition
Agreement between two or more parties to commission and carryout an offense, such as to commit murder or inflict injury, or to defraud, rob, or steal. In many jurisdictions the conspiracy agreement itself is considered a crime, whether or not the intended offense was carried out.
please don't insult me by quoting the dictionary at me. My vocabulary is vast and I am well aware of how to use it. I said theory and no amount of unsubstantiated rambling from ill-witted and emotionally disturbed individuals will make it fact.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:18,
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Mwah
(FlowerpotNo longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:20,
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*returns*
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:22,
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You insult yourself everytime you write
Mind altering drugs given to children Fluoride added in the public water Mercury in the vaccines Brain destroying chemicals in the food
These are not theories
So you have no clue how to use the word, give it up, you are hooked on MSG and are cranky and fat.
I want that. Yes there is MSG in my food, I put it in when I cook. As for the other things these are just words that you are using and expecting me to accept them as fact so to me they are just your unsubstantiated claims. As for fat? You cheeky fucker. For a guy in his mid-forties I'm as fit as fuck.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:31,
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Fugging hell, you are a real live one!
and no mistake
(The magic of chutneyShakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:32,
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it's clearly a lack of msg's floride and mercury
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:34,
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Fine.
Addicted to monosodiumglutamate or not (it is produced in the brain by the way - all proteins contain glutamate and sodium is everywhere) you are peddling THEORIES.
Why? Because you are suggesting that the levels of mercury in vaccines and fluoride in water are damaging the brains and mental abilities of those exposed.
That is your theory - true or false. If you are so unable to work through this trivial logic on your own, perhaps you should leave the grownups to talk...
(The Alchemistking of the needlessly complicated,
Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:37,
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(discomeatsThis canoe,
Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:43,
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Oh shit, fluoride in the water.
Bastards, making my teeth stronger and healthier than previous generations. You might also like to think slightly harder about the implication that people who devote their lives to health care are deliberately giving people dangerous levels of mercury. As for the mind altering drugs, most of the kids round here can get hold of them themselves without any help.
(The Alchemistking of the needlessly complicated,
Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:23,
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but many of the things conspiracy theorists have been saying for years are only
now being reported in mainstream news,its a fact that the american government has been commiting eugenocide on the american people for decades,and they are finding melomine in baby food,and mercury in soft drinks,both substances can alter the dna causeing cancer and what not
(Rattleheadall time with the gay, forever touching,
Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:16,
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Eugenocide
Definition
The killing of anyone named Eugene.
--- Have they really? The scoundrels!
(Barbarossais not my real name,
Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:20,
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I can't comment on that as
I have nothing to go on and would not like to guess. However the 'eugenocide' sic sounds like a good idea. I've long been a fan of the idea of eugenics for the advancement of civilisation.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:21,
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perhaps you would like to bow out first?
Eugenics just for others? are you the master race?.
Because you seem reluctant to use it when it comes to the term Eugenics. You'd prefer to use terms like 'master race' because it suits your propaganda. Eugenics has nothing to do with race.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:33,
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sick 'im!!
grrrr grr
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:41,
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nasty 'merkins
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:14,
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film was all going very well 'til the last few seconds
was that david ike?
also not entirely sold on the argument, *best way to subdue a population is to keep them fed and warm.
*may not work in france
(god save the queenmaking another unremarkable comeback,
Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:14,
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what could be more traditionally french than running around the streets on fire
:D
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:15,
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(Barbarossais not my real name,
Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:21,
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france didn't rule us that long
then came vikings
with helmets
and danish people
with.. erm
bacon
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:25,
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?
Anyway, something something something, France apparently has won more battles than its lost, or something, but we only remember the ones we beat them in, or something.
Look, I'm not Steven Fry, OK?
(Barbarossais not my real name,
Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:28,
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QI's a load of cobblers
no you aren't!
or you'd make a witty remark!
about cheese!
or something :D
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:33,
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*grins like a cheshire cat*
OH FUCK!
(Barbarossais not my real name,
Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:35,
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haha I'm confused now
:D
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:40,
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Then my work here is done
G'Night!
(Barbarossais not my real name,
Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:42,
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ahah!
but maybe that's what I want you to think
*adjusts parameters of mind control transmission*
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:44,
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well, yeah
still wonder about that princess diana thing
french concrete stopping german iron?
it makes no sense
*twiddles tinfoil*
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:22,
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If that really is you, David Dees, feel free to leave the Deesillustration.com tag on it
The artwork and photomanipulation is superb, but please, leave the agenda at the door here. We can appreciate good photoshopping and satire, but don't necessarily need to be preached at. Many have tried, all have failed. We're here for the fun things in life. there are plenty of other internet forums dedicated to discussing ongoing conspiracy theories. B3ta (in my own, humble, opinion) isn't one of them. Long may it continue that way
keep up the good illustration work though if it is you :)
(The Great Architectis still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:47,
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Shopped pics only please
(setimretlikes his metaphors mixed, not stirred,
Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:31,
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NOOOOO!!!!!!!
(Rattleheadall time with the gay, forever touching,
Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:02,
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is this one of those
new-fangled 'computer games'?
(Finite"Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:03,
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yeah new enough
(Rattleheadall time with the gay, forever touching,
Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:03,
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meh!
give me Half Life 2 and Rome Total War, and I'm happy :D
(Finite"Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:05,
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^this plus left 4 dead
do any b3tans have it?
(Rebel biscuitstercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:06,
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ah yes good point
quite a good game that.. Anything by Valve really
(Finite"Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:06,
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that bastard game, though... Installed the new DLC and the patch, and it killed the game....
(theoriginalsteve<this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:05,
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I'm getting more crashes
after the patch and when I tell it to add the expansion .esm it totally ignores me and just loads the base game. It's getting on my tits. But I started a new game this afternoon anyway.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:11,
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I just gave up and went back to playing Mirrors Edge....
I might go back and play through Mass Effect again before I bother with Fallout.
(theoriginalsteve<this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:17,
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Top n00b. Welcome, shop a ... oh you did. Edit: I hope other B3tards comment on this. If you did something wrong there would be a queue of people waiting to get shouty. Odd people, B3tards :)
(FlowerpotNo longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:08,
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I noticed no-one had replied.
Then checked older posts to see if was any reason why.There wasn't. I shell commment forthwith
(MstandotI suppose I should post more often.,
Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:14,
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I do not understand what is happening :D
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:12,
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'shop practice, probably
(FlowerpotNo longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:16,
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Nice twitchy cat face.
(MstandotI suppose I should post more often.,
Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:14,
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Oooh, she's won a Winslett
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:54,
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Hahaha
It's the Oscar she really wants though, you could tell...
(Barbarossais not my real name,
Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:55,
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hahaha
that's gerat
(bilbobarneybobsI'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:55,
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I forgot to match the bafta face to the body
and now I can't be bothered
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:58,
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it's still pretty damn good
like what you did with the skin
(bilbobarneybobsI'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:59,
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Paint Shop Pro chrome filter
smoothed, blurred and recoloured
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:01,
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^this
I don't have a clue how you did that by the way...
EDIT: Hahaha, now I do ;)
(Barbarossais not my real name,
Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:03,
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Ah, too good Sir, too good.
:)
(elephant riderproperty shark sighted!,
Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:55,
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It will involve little or no technical skillz (just as well) because it's "lounge" musics and there will be no dancing. I've always wanted to play ambient stuff because the range to choose from is so huge. It's very upmarket though so I will have to wash behind my ears before I play. I haven't accepted it yet though, I will see them on Friday to discuss things.
(FlowerpotNo longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:15,
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you'll knock em dead
although I'll not send my DJ Assault EPs then if it's a high class affair - I'm not sure how well ASS - TITTYS - ASS AND TITTYS - ASS ASS TITTYS TITTYS - ASS AND TITTYS would go down.
(TheRiddlerHmmmmm... I concur.,
Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:00,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
that's even worse
(theoriginalsteve<this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:01,
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He is now a meme.
He went past 'wagon status a lon time ago!!
(MstandotI suppose I should post more often.,
Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:01,
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(Rebel biscuitstercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:01,
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The thing about The Attack of the 50ft Woman is that
it is already a parody and more than likely created as a parody - so to parody a parody isn't funny like all those shit awful Scary Movie, Disaster Movie and Epic Movie type films the thing is boys and girls a parody of a parody isn't funny unless it's done with some sense of irony.
Now Airplane works in every sense. Why? because it took a medium that took itself far too serious, the disaster movie (not the terrible spoof I mentioned earlier) genre. This form of spoof works equally well as the TV series Police Squad because Police Dramas also take themselves too serious.
/end of blog
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:07,
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you say disaster movie twice
once negatively and once positively.. I am confused
"Disaster Movie" the stupid spoof straight to DVD crap
and Disaster Movies (as a genre)
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:10,
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but wouldn't disaster movie be spoofing disaster movies
and therefor not spoofing parodies..
Scary movie the analogy works for as scream was a parody of sorts of slash films.. but yeah.. I think the rest of them don't work as they're not funny :)
The sort of films that they were spoofing were already a parody of it's genre
Scream worked ok as it seem to take itself seriously at first but then got more silly.
But still anybody who grew up with slash horror films never took them seriously not like the disaster movies of the 50-60-70s where people just didn't see the silly side of it all.
What I find most disturbing is the current batch of gore horror movies that do take themsleves way too serious like Saw, and Hotel etc. for fuck's sake make it a little less realistic!
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:20,
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I saw a serious airplane disaster movie from the 60's
it had a lot of the airplane dialogue in it
can't remember what the hell it was called
ity was quite surreal watching a serious film with people saying the same stuff in it though :D
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:13,
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The Abraham brothers and Jerry Zucker actually bought the rights to the that film -
which you probably already knew
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:15,
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