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# Evil Koala says HI
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:21, archived)
# cute teddybear with ugly face

(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Hahah, that's ace.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Bloody arboreal ninjas

(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:24, archived)
# I read that as "aborigines"


(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Find a nice caption & compo it bud.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:28, archived)
# OH HAI I AM HOSTAGING YOUR EUCALYPTUS PLANTZ!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:30, archived)
# hahahah
also ning...God I haven't been on all day...
feckin work :(

*hmpf*
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:32, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:28, archived)
# I love those source pics
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:24, archived)
# He's lovely.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Either get in or CLOSE THE DOOR DUMBASS!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:25, archived)
# This is an accurate depiction of senior management
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:25, archived)
# 7 Shape ... ahem ... erm ... Me'ness

7-Shape Vector Logovend
(T-shirt Available, Poster Available)
-
If you want to be immortalised in this same way and be part of my project,
then just go to this page here. It tells you about the project and how you
can send me a picture and be vectored. Also you can suggest famous
people that you might want to see.
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7-Shapes Art: All art on one wall! Specially supped-Up for large resolutions
-
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Tip top sire :D
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:18, archived)
# awsomeness
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Outstanding as always, sir!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:20, archived)
# nicey!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Awk! Vectors!

(partly inspired by your work)
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Yay for vector parrots
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:44, archived)
# love this
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:18, archived)
# you really are rather good at these
splendid
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Brillo as ever.



(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Nice facial hair
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:36, archived)
# Thanks ...
I change it all the time but that's my usual winter tash!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:44, archived)
# Rather good!
You look like a school friend of mine, you're not called Alex are you?
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:55, archived)
# When I has cash
I'm buying either the brian blessed T or the Groucho one.. If i get lots of cash Ill buy both...
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Reworking of a classic

"Apologies for size" says Gort.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:18, archived)
# hahahahahaha
:D

*cleek*
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Hehehe
Blimey Mr Moon, it's great to see you back!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:19, archived)
# 'Ning Potty.
Yes, I have not frequented these boards for many a whiles.

Took me ages to re-learn how to animate gifs!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:20, archived)
# MASSIVE COCK!!
lol : D
massive pink cock!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:19, archived)
# It's
Magenta.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:21, archived)
# nice one that man
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Yesss!!!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:22, archived)
#
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:26, archived)
# ha ha ha How very odd
:)
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:30, archived)
# The Whey the Curds stood still?
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:37, archived)
# pffft
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:39, archived)
# nice
aces!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:11, archived)
# hahaha! OLD SKOOOOOL!!!!
But then you are!!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:27, archived)
# I am indeed.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:28, archived)
# Just been browsing
the First Derby bash pics you took,everyone looks so young!!!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:31, archived)
# You are as young
as you feel!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:15, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:35, archived)
# it won't go down...
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Hows he working out for you huh?
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:17, archived)
# uhh umm humm
It's a disaster, if we don't pass this bill it's a downward spiral could be worse then the depression. The End is Neeneeer!!!!!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:19, archived)
# And it's all his bloody fault ;)
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:20, archived)
# If only the previous guy could come back and sort out all the problems this new one's caused eh?
:)
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:21, archived)
# looks like Obama is a floater. He just won't flush....
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:17, archived)
# That Barack Hussein Obama,
he is a cheeky scamp!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:17, archived)
# .
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:03, archived)
# I do not care for these polemics.
edit: Oh youtube! Your comments are so foolish:

"Never ever will have a flu vaccine again. Whe I was little my mom took me to get poisoned at the doctors behind me dad's back. Now my immune system is lower than it should be."
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:04, archived)
# WTF?
polemics n. (used with a sing. or pl. verb) The art or practice of argumentation or controversy. The practice of theological controversy to refute.


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(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:08, archived)
# yeeeeeeeessss?
that's exactly what I meant. I do not care for this pointless argumentation. This vainglorious theological controversy. This orgy of self-inflicted fear on uninteresting topics.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Yay for words :D
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:18, archived)
# you smell!!

so there
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:21, archived)
# that's me told :)
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:23, archived)
# you mean "your inducement of olfactory repugnance is excessive"
?
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:26, archived)
# your gran :P
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:30, archived)
# no, your gran!
ner!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:31, archived)
# dammit the old double gran gambit :(

you win this time
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Until next time
*ninja bows*

*jumps gayly into the air after letting off a smoke grenade*
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:33, archived)
#

(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:34, archived)
# shit, lay off the beans, man
:)
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:35, archived)
# :)
Your words painted this picture for me
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:37, archived)
# \o/
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:38, archived)
# innit
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:23, archived)
# pffft
very good, tis happening in this country too
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Oh fuck!
We have Dek Mk II!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:05, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Thankfully,
you can never have enough lunatic conspircay nutjobs :D
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:13, archived)
# that's what they want you to think, man
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:48, archived)
# MIND CONTROOOOOLLLL
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:05, archived)
# where is the goat these days?
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:07, archived)
# He went (in his own words) "off grid"
Till "it" happens, the last thing I saw him saying was about how he planned to "ride out the storm coming to America"....
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Was this some crazy I missed?
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:12, archived)
# The first of a recent influx of Tinfoil Hatted "Truthers"
round here recently
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:14, archived)
# This seems to be his last rant....
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:14, archived)
# hmm
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:53, archived)
# I never thought I would,
but I actually miss his rants a bit :)
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:12, archived)
# who?
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:14, archived)
# The Goat.
He was a loon :D

b3ta.com/links/236198
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:15, archived)
# hahahahahahah! Dammit, how have I missed that!?! That is utterly brill!
:D
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Just one of dozens of mental rants he went on :D
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:21, archived)
# heheh
bless him
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:13, archived)
# ..
here?
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:10, archived)
# :P
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Gah!!!!!!!!! Soz fella
Slipped my tiny mind, I will get on it pronto! (and any improvement btw?)
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Yay :D
Nope :( I was meant to see a consultant last Monday but the snow meant I couldn't make it. So now I have to wait another 2 weeks to find out why the hell it happened.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:16, archived)
# You've gone deaf? Must have been all the Whoop!ing.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Well, possibly.
Still don't know why. I'm not actually completely deaf, it is just my left ear has stopped working properly. I would blame it on loud music if it weren't for the fact that I mainly listen to folk, and I don't think many people have been made deaf by going to a rocking Al Stewart gig ;)
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:17, archived)
# live bands get plenty loud before you even realise it
get one of them.. er... dB meter things to see how loud
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Aye, I concur.
But I very rarely go to big gigs though, mainly little intimate sessions and such so not loud at all :)
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:52, archived)
# dumbing down?
dumbing up, shurely?
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:05, archived)
# deliberate?
I think it's just mankind's standard stupidity and not wanting to deal with things.

fuck 'em all, that's what I say.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Mmm, I love the smell of propaganda in the evening.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:07, archived)
# HAHA
propaganda

Definition

In general, a message designed to persuade its intended audience to think and behave in a certain manner. In specific, institutionalized and systematic spreading of information and/or disinformation, usually to promote a narrow political or religious viewpoint.



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(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:12, archived)
# PropaGanda
Definition

Goose with fixin's as grandmomma used to cook it back home in Nebraska

:D
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Yes.
A perfect description of what you just posted.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:13, archived)
# This is the UK.
We are aware of the meaning of words before we use them and don't often need someone to quote a dictionary at us.

All your work is promoting a personal agenda and whilst it might not be meant as propaganda it certainly is meant to leave the viewer in no doubt of your anti-America stance.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:15, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:16, archived)
# ^
With added: Your stuff is well made and all that, it's just that I don't come here to have this kind of negative viewpoint rammed down my throat.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Ha! - thankyou for this :)
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:21, archived)
# stop being a self-righteous cock..you cock
Pronunciation self-rahy-chuhs

–adjective
confident of one's own righteousness, esp. when smugly moralistic and intolerant of the opinions and behavior of others.

Cock
Pronunciation COCK

-Slang: Vulgar
you're a cock, that's you that is
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:24, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:28, archived)
# You're bloody wonderful sometimes.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:36, archived)
# sorry to be blunt Catnipppp but
i have to agree, your images may be well produced but they are neither funny or fluffeh
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:36, archived)
# OMG WHY DO U HATE FREEDOM? YOU LIBERAL!
ahahaha

:D
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:07, archived)
# "Everyone is mediocre"?!?!?

Now that would be some dumbing!!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:08, archived)
# america is screwed unless they get someone like ron paul
into the whitehouse,they have been well and truely shafted for decades,i think the NWO is ready for the final attack
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:12, archived)
# ron paul would never get in, as he actually seems to give a shit about americans
lets face it

same ol' same ol'

(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:13, archived)
# the people
that latch on to any conspiracy theory with glee are the real dumb ones. They don't need any help in wrapping their fragile mentality around any theory they have that blames someone else for the fact that their lives are 'a bit shitty'.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:12, archived)
# well, you say that
but I went from buying tinfoil at iceland to buying it at marks and spencer and now I hardly get any mind control rays at all :D
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Ah yes.
M&S David Icke strength tinfoil. Classy.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:16, archived)
# haha
I don't think I could afford david icke strength

that dude's crazy

I think maybe he too too much of something while watching V
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Theory or Fact?



conspiracy

Definition

Agreement between two or more parties to commission and carryout an offense, such as to commit murder or inflict injury, or to defraud, rob, or steal. In many jurisdictions the conspiracy agreement itself is considered a crime, whether or not the intended offense was carried out.



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(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Again.
please don't insult me by quoting the dictionary at me. My vocabulary is vast and I am well aware of how to use it.
I said theory and no amount of unsubstantiated rambling from ill-witted and emotionally disturbed individuals will make it fact.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Mwah
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:20, archived)
# *returns*
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:22, archived)
# You insult yourself everytime you write



Mind altering drugs given to children
Fluoride added in the public water
Mercury in the vaccines
Brain destroying chemicals in the food

These are not theories

So you have no clue how to use the word, give it up, you are hooked on MSG and are cranky and fat.


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(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:25, archived)
# oh dear..
this isn't going to end well

you can call him a ginger cunt (I'm one too! yay) but fat?

that's rude!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:27, archived)
# BOB IS A GINGER.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:29, archived)
# YES, AND YOU WANT TO BE GINGER
DON'T YOU

DON'T YOU

well

you can't HOW ABOUT THAT!

YOU GOT RED FEVER BOY! RED FEVER!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:31, archived)
# :D
I ALREADY DID.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:31, archived)
# OMG! WITCHCRAFT!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Fuck away, there's no need for your inane conspiracy bullshit, nor your unfounded angst.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:29, archived)
# I don't think it's his stuff either
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Panasonic may be hooked on msg, cranky and fat,
but he's OUR hooked on msg, cranky and fat.
Go peddle your conspiricies somewhere else.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Of course there is flouride in my water.
I want that. Yes there is MSG in my food, I put it in when I cook.
As for the other things these are just words that you are using and expecting me to accept them as fact so to me they are just your unsubstantiated claims.
As for fat? You cheeky fucker. For a guy in his mid-forties I'm as fit as fuck.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Fugging hell, you are a real live one!
and no mistake
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:32, archived)
# it's clearly a lack of msg's floride and mercury
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Fine.
Addicted to monosodiumglutamate or not (it is produced in the brain by the way - all proteins contain glutamate and sodium is everywhere) you are peddling THEORIES.

Why? Because you are suggesting that the levels of mercury in vaccines and fluoride in water are damaging the brains and mental abilities of those exposed.

That is your theory - true or false. If you are so unable to work through this trivial logic on your own, perhaps you should leave the grownups to talk...
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:37, archived)
# MSG is found naturally in breastmilk.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:42, archived)
# How about the tinfoil in your hat?
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:40, archived)
# cheap tinfoil from iceland
he should get the good stuff from M&S

:)
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Oh shit, fluoride in the water.
Bastards, making my teeth stronger and healthier than previous generations.
You might also like to think slightly harder about the implication that people who devote their lives to health care are deliberately giving people dangerous levels of mercury.
As for the mind altering drugs, most of the kids round here can get hold of them themselves without any help.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:44, archived)
# You do know that words can also have meaning outside those defined in your chosen dictonary?
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Hah. totally this.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:23, archived)
# but many of the things conspiracy theorists have been saying for years are only
now being reported in mainstream news,its a fact that the american government has been commiting eugenocide on the american people for decades,and they are finding melomine in baby food,and mercury in soft drinks,both substances can alter the dna causeing cancer and what not
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Eugenocide
Definition

The killing of anyone named Eugene.

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Have they really? The scoundrels!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:20, archived)
# I can't comment on that as
I have nothing to go on and would not like to guess. However the 'eugenocide' sic sounds like a good idea. I've long been a fan of the idea of eugenics for the advancement of civilisation.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:21, archived)
# perhaps you would like to bow out first?


Eugenics just for others? are you the master race?.


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(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:28, archived)
# Where is your dictionary now?
Because you seem reluctant to use it when it comes to the term Eugenics.
You'd prefer to use terms like 'master race' because it suits your propaganda. Eugenics has nothing to do with race.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:33, archived)
# sick 'im!!
grrrr grr
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:41, archived)
# nasty 'merkins
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:14, archived)
# film was all going very well 'til the last few seconds
was that david ike?

also not entirely sold on the argument, *best way to subdue a population is to keep them fed and warm.

*may not work in france
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:14, archived)
# what could be more traditionally french than running around the streets on fire
:D
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:15, archived)
# How about eating garlic at the same time?
: D
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:18, archived)
# fuck, france has it all!
:D
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:19, archived)
# apart from a good war history
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:20, archived)
# QI disputes this
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:21, archived)
# france didn't rule us that long
then came vikings

with helmets

and danish people

with.. erm

bacon
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:25, archived)
# ?
Anyway, something something something, France apparently has won more battles than its lost, or something, but we only remember the ones we beat them in, or something.

Look, I'm not Steven Fry, OK?
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:28, archived)
# QI's a load of cobblers
no you aren't!

or you'd make a witty remark!

about cheese!

or something :D
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:33, archived)
# *grins like a cheshire cat*
OH FUCK!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:35, archived)
# haha I'm confused now
:D
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Then my work here is done
G'Night!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:42, archived)
# ahah!
but maybe that's what I want you to think

*adjusts parameters of mind control transmission*
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:44, archived)
# well, yeah
still wonder about that princess diana thing

french concrete stopping german iron?

it makes no sense

*twiddles tinfoil*
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:22, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha!
: D
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:26, archived)
# : O
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:15, archived)
# The Flynn Effect
Shows that this is total crap. IQ is increasing around the world, in all countries, from generation to generation.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Epic Fail
You nicked that picture from rense.com

At least Dekion posts his own work.

You complete and utter prick.

What the fuck makes you think you can tell us anything you cunt.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:34, archived)
# such is the way of the evangelist
they feel that they have something to tell us that must be heard, and lo, we must listen to this great new wisdom
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:37, archived)
# yes
wankers.......
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:39, archived)
# I've noticed this is also the way of folks who are off their tits on drugs
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Haha, true, very true
Come to think of the resemblance between the evangelical and drug induced off the faceness is quite uncanny
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:00, archived)
# If that really is you, David Dees, feel free to leave the Deesillustration.com tag on it
The artwork and photomanipulation is superb, but please, leave the agenda at the door here. We can appreciate good photoshopping and satire, but don't necessarily need to be preached at.
Many have tried, all have failed. We're here for the fun things in life. there are plenty of other internet forums
dedicated to discussing ongoing conspiracy theories. B3ta (in my own, humble, opinion) isn't one of them. Long may it continue that way

keep up the good illustration work though if it is you :)
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:47, archived)
# Shopped pics only please
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:31, archived)
# NOOOOO!!!!!!!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:02, archived)
# is this one of those
new-fangled 'computer games'?
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:03, archived)
# yeah new enough
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:03, archived)
# meh!
give me Half Life 2 and Rome Total War, and I'm happy :D
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:05, archived)
# ^this plus left 4 dead
do any b3tans have it?
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:06, archived)
# ah yes good point
quite a good game that.. Anything by Valve really
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Saw it on play for £25
Am tempted..... (360)
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:07, archived)
# its good but only if you have xbox live i guess
i think its £20 for pc
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:12, archived)
# If you're using a PC:
Add the 5punk group and the B3ta group on Steam, and join the 5punk xfire clan.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Yes!
Join my sig :)
It's a b3ta steam group :D
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:18, archived)
# cor!
I'll join that :D
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Awesome :D
More members = more fun! :D
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:22, archived)
# And you shall know me by my symbol
and my name, which is the same as here.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:16, archived)
# GO FOR THE HEAD!!!
GO FOR THE HEEEAAAAARGGGHH!!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:04, archived)
# 95% on the left arm,BOOM thats his shopping gone
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Nicely!!! I laughed so much 3 teeth Fellout!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Did I read
FALLOUT 3 IN THIS POST?


Not sure... hmmmm

(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:06, archived)
# no groin option?
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:04, archived)
# heheh!
that bastard game, though... Installed the new DLC and the patch, and it killed the game....
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:05, archived)
# I'm getting more crashes
after the patch and when I tell it to add the expansion .esm it totally ignores me and just loads the base game. It's getting on my tits. But I started a new game this afternoon anyway.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:11, archived)
# I just gave up and went back to playing Mirrors Edge....
I might go back and play through Mass Effect again before I bother with Fallout.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Arf!
So is the new expansion any good?
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:35, archived)
# haha!
*equips plasma rifle*
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:46, archived)
# by popular demand, KITLER!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Yay!
Top n00b.
Welcome, shop a ... oh you did.
Edit: I hope other B3tards comment on this. If you did something wrong there would be a queue of people waiting to get shouty. Odd people, B3tards :)
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:08, archived)
# I noticed no-one had replied.
Then checked older posts to see if was any reason why.There wasn't.
I shell commment forthwith
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:14, archived)
# I do not understand what is happening :D
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:12, archived)
# 'shop practice, probably
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Nice twitchy cat face.



(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Oooh, she's won a Winslett
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Hahaha
It's the Oscar she really wants though, you could tell...
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:55, archived)
# hahaha
that's gerat
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:55, archived)
# I forgot to match the bafta face to the body
and now I can't be bothered
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:58, archived)
# it's still pretty damn good
like what you did with the skin
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Paint Shop Pro chrome filter
smoothed, blurred and recoloured
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:01, archived)
# ^this
I don't have a clue how you did that by the way...

EDIT: Hahaha, now I do ;)
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:03, archived)
# Ah, too good Sir, too good.
:)
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:55, archived)
# JESUS FUCKING
TRIFLE
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:55, archived)
# ha ha ha
... and the winner is... EVERYONE

:)
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:55, archived)
# holy shit thats good!
its a really good film too!

She is steamingly hot in it at the beginning!

I liked this more first half of the movie... it was a film based in germany not to do with the war etc.. but oh.. wait.. doh
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:56, archived)
# both her nominated films sound like unwatchable drivel
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Revolutionary Road made me cry in the bath
like a snotty mermaid.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:58, archived)
# You watched it in a bath?
what an odd cinema
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:01, archived)
# It's genius actually
Swimema (tm)
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:04, archived)
# it was good
but also probably the most depressing film I've ever seen
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Wall-e was the saddest film I ever saw.
;_;
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:06, archived)
# *climbs in bath*
IT'S ALL SLIPPY.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:04, archived)
# hahahah, yup :D
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:01, archived)
# she is steamingly insipid
like a duck.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:58, archived)
# I quite like her acting
In other news, it seems I might start DJing again for a 2 month stint but I will have quite a free rein (I wouldn't do it otherwise).
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:04, archived)
# *high fives*
I can't stand her acting - but I've never forgiven anyone who was involved with Titanic.

Your news is good news - get out there and educate some fools. I'll send you my DJ Assault EPs and you can flip reverse it on them :)
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Arf
It will involve little or no technical skillz (just as well) because it's "lounge" musics and there will be no dancing.
I've always wanted to play ambient stuff because the range to choose from is so huge.
It's very upmarket though so I will have to wash behind my ears before I play.
I haven't accepted it yet though, I will see them on Friday to discuss things.

(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:15, archived)
# you'll knock em dead
although I'll not send my DJ Assault EPs then if it's a high class affair - I'm not sure how well ASS - TITTYS - ASS AND TITTYS - ASS ASS TITTYS TITTYS - ASS AND TITTYS would go down.

I'm very glee for you
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Arf!
I was very happy for Mickey Rourke at the Baftas the other night :)
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:56, archived)
# hahahahah! outstanding!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:59, archived)
# hahahaAceness!




(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Eep! (yet woo)
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:05, archived)
[challenge entry] that hurts
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Harsh
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Hash
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Marsh
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Ides of
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:48, archived)
# BEWARE THE JUB JUB BIRD!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Murders in the Rue Morgue
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:51, archived)
# you can tell the pen pushers down at city hall
I'm handing in my badger and going it alone!!!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Revive the aadvarks and lets blast this joint
My Molars are planning a revolt
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:55, archived)
# you've got 48 hours
I've got the DA on my back
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:55, archived)
# MY GOD you're right
and he's wearing a tiny jocky's outfit and high heels.

I'll do what I can! If I'm not back in 1 hours, wait longer...
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Tell me why....
I don't like Tuesdays...

tell me why... etc
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:51, archived)
# ...
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:52, archived)
# that is actually a very good summary
:D
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Agreed.

(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:56, archived)
# this is getting better
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:57, archived)
# I love this.
Have you added the horses since its last outing?
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:58, archived)
# I can't remember
but I think I've finished now :)
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:59, archived)
# The clock is one of my favourite things ever.
:)
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Cheers ;)
I had to 'shop the hand from monday to tuesday...
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:05, archived)
# hahahahahha, I can really sympathise with the guy :D
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:03, archived)
# I saw that this morning... nice one!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:02, archived)
# That's because she's been inside your mum's bra
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:52, archived)
#
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Peanu Reeves
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:39, archived)
# hahaha that's the craziest thing I've seen today
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:41, archived)
# no Mirrors where you are then?
;) ™
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Pfffft
No.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Pia...Pia...Piano, Piano, Piano
Pia...Pia...Piano
Pia...Piano

Woo
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:41, archived)
# oh, hell... Damn you. DAMN YOU TO HADES.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:42, archived)
# *da-das the Dambusters theme*
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Vio...Vio...Violin
Violin
Violin
Vio...Vio...Violin
Vio...Violin

/campfire blog
*awaits many more instruments* ;D
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:45, archived)
# *climbs clocktower and loads rifle*
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Glocken...Glocken...Glockenspiel
Glockenspiel
Glockenspiel
Glocken...Glocken...Glockenspiel
Glocken...Glockenspiel
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Oboe
oboe
oboe-boe
oboe-boe oboe-boe
*etcs*
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:48, archived)
# NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:41, archived)
# AHAHAHA
I CAN DO THIS
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:55, archived)
# MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:55, archived)
# AHHHHH!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:57, archived)
# penis reeves?
I was expecting that
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:42, archived)
# This made me choke
on my almonds :D
Christ, how middle class does that sound?
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:43, archived)
# very
*stuffs another hobnob into coffee cup*
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:49, archived)
# Hehehe
Your mind must be a strange place. :D
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:45, archived)
# A Blue(ish) man with a funny head...
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:39, archived)
# O...K...
That's creepy
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:40, archived)
# NO DEAL, NOEL.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Yeah...
Think I'm going to have to do the ignore thing with you, I just, you know get this kind of griefing vibe. It's unsettling my wa a little.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Haha - I'm only playing. :(
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:47, archived)
# It's too late I have ignored you
..and therefore have been unable to read what you did write. On top of that I am now emotionally unable to draw another bus.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:49, archived)
# Oh no. Well, in that case, in the following post I will call you a rude name.
You wont be able to see it. But everyone else will. They'll laugh and say it's true.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Capt Lamb is a mossbutt. He has moss on his butt.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:53, archived)
# lol
that's true!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:33, archived)
# HAYTAR!
You were looking for wowowowow earlier. I look at her on the book of face. She is alive and that.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:49, archived)
# I don't have her on vasebook. I will drop her a texty later.
HELLO, SPARKLES. HOW ARE YOUR FINGERS?
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:52, archived)
# FOUR OF THEM SAY HELLO
THE OTHERS ARE READING INKY TEXT WITH THEIR PRINTY FACES.
X
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Hello findles, I'm going to draw a face on my knee.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:56, archived)
# Obama??
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Everyone hated Monday morning...
...and Plateface Jones was no exception. ;)

WOOO and a *clicky* for you sirrah!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:49, archived)
# I just got utterly busted making this:


CFB

So I hope you appreciate it.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:35, archived)
# boss caught you?
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Ooh we do, as always, here have this...
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:38, archived)
# very nice
and yes I fucking hate that song too.. the Scottish Parliament needs to issue an official apology for Aztec Camera
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:38, archived)
# I love that song.
And this is gorgeous.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:38, archived)
# top stuff, Vaga!
verbal warning, this time then?
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:39, archived)
# man
I hope you came up with a good excuse on the lam...

It's lovely though - very very woosome.

Why is it always so Dr. Hoops and the Cybermen in your pics?
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:39, archived)
# This
is one of the best things you've ever done
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Why is it always Battersea in your pictures?
This is very good.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:40, archived)
# 'Proper arts on B3ta shocker'
Nicely! :D
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Why is it always Us Embassies in your images?
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:52, archived)
# : D....grrrraaAAAArrrrrrrggggh!!!!!!!!!!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:35, archived)
# pfft
x infinity
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:36, archived)
# that was EPIC!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:36, archived)
# that is god damn awesome! *clicks*
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:37, archived)
# So that's
why I was never allowed out to play...
oh and WOO!
*CLICK*
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:38, archived)
# This
is the Tits.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:40, archived)
# this is aces
*salutes*
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Hahaha
Nicely done!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Pure fantasticalness!!
This has me gleeeee-ing like there's no tomorrow!
*enclickens* :D
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:47, archived)
# : D
took me about 1 and a 1/2 bloody hours!! lol!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:52, archived)
# ace!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:55, archived)
# fuck yeah!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 19:17, archived)
# hahaha graaaaah!! :)
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Eye of the Hamster
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Haahaha I could watch this all day!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:30, archived)
# You've got work to do >:(
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:35, archived)
# How do you know?
You're right, but...
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:39, archived)
# We work in the same office.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Are you the one with the big tits
or the one that smells like a drain?
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:54, archived)
# The drain one :(
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:57, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:34, archived)
# You're not fooling anyone, you know
that one on the left is an owl in disguise
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:43, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:50, archived)
# I will break you!!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Go
for it.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Mouseblog, 10th Feb:
Punched picture of cats arse.

Did a shit in sawdust.

Sat in sawdust.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:36, archived)
# and i would walk 500 miles,and i would walk 500 hundred more.....
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:19, archived)
# heheheheh!
needs more sturdy girl though :D
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:20, archived)
# and David Tennant in a kilt
yum

EDIT: I'm the only one who remember the video for that bloody video then?
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:20, archived)
# I have to say, I thought you were making a random wish, there... :D
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:41, archived)
# well, that too...
; )
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Ah, Sturdy Girl.
She gives me the horn.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:21, archived)
# *starts daydreaming about Sturdy Girl*
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:24, archived)
# whos sturdy girl?
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:26, archived)
#
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:28, archived)
# she looks like your woman from 2 pints of shit and a packet of cock
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:29, archived)
# *draws on your face*
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:26, archived)
# WHO AN EARTH IS HENRY?
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:26, archived)
# .
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:28, archived)
# WAS IST DAS? HALLO?
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Loving
the walk of shame one
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:39, archived)
# cock time!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:08, archived)
# The water's cold then?
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:09, archived)
# looks hot to me...
*weeps into beard*
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Jumps on graph bandwagon & drops off here for perfect timing (if that's ok.)

(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:10, archived)
# I gots a tub of haribo tangfastics...
there's a drawing of the keys one.. and it doesn't half look liek the penii you draw.

It almost put me off them if they weren't so sourly delicious.

*is 6 sweets away from finished 1.25kg of sweetage in under 3 days*

EDIT: it is now empty.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:11, archived)
# I end up rubbing the roof of my mouth raw
with their sugary goodness.

EDIT: Shirley it should be mouth ceiling as it's internal?
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:22, archived)
# dirty bugger :)
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Top creature, top willy
but I am distracted by the background. It looks so magical that I want to get lost in it and meet Aslan.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Ooh Lully!
Top reflection Toastie! :D
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:12, archived)
# this
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:12, archived)
# ooh yes
reflectotodger :D
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:20, archived)
# COCK TUESDAY!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:12, archived)
# ^this
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:25, archived)
# lovely
happy little splashy thing.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Lully As usual Mr Toast :)
TJ what's happened to Jolly Jack
TJTJ what's happened to glassco.cx
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Where's Wowowowowow? :(
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:19, archived)
# No, really. Where is she?
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:27, archived)
# ^this
there has been a serious absense of a number of b3tans....
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:36, archived)
# JollyJack got kidnapped by Anti Yiff terrorists
who subjected him to 72 hours of non animal related pr0n in an attempt to "break" him.

It didn't work, he was out fucking badgers in the arse within an hour of release
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:19, archived)
# I have never seen a live badger
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:20, archived)
# that's because JJ always gets to them before you
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:21, archived)
# There usually isn't much left to stick my cock in, either!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:23, archived)
# I'm sure your cock would prefer a nice foaming hen
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Mmmm, frothy!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:31, archived)
# you need to sort of roll them up

(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:36, archived)
# GET OUT OF THE FUCKING STREAM.
THE WOODLAND IS ON FUCKING FIRE.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Stream is probably the safest place ;)
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:19, archived)
# That's where you're wrong. I did a poo in it. Right in it.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:22, archived)
# OK you win
I really haven't got an answer for that ;)
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:25, archived)
# hahahahh! he looks so Happy about it, too!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:20, archived)
# you are a fantastic artist
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:21, archived)
# why is it always penis in your images?
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:22, archived)
# I think the real question is "why isn't there penis in everyone else's images"?
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:28, archived)
# That is a good question
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Yes
I would like to see Jeremy Paxman discuss this in question time.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:41, archived)
# That is very nice...

* Could you all please slow down because I have to do some work and I can't keep up!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:32, archived)
# ha ha!
: D
he's just dippin' the end in the water : D
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Tom Clancy's Rainbow 6
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:05, archived)
# nice :D
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:08, archived)
# :D
where's george?
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:08, archived)
# He's bin shotted....
...they 'Bungled' a mission...
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Pfft
Needs more george :)
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Hahaha
brilliant!

(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Howdy Barb!
:D
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:27, archived)
# :D
Nicely...
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Hiya JP!!
:D
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Svennry.



bindun?
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Hahahah!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Svenno where have you been all these years!
He gets about, last seen as the Lunchpack of Notre Dame
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Pfft ! Bring back the 50 ft woman wagon I say !
Getting tired of this henry guy..
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:00, archived)
# no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
that's even worse
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:01, archived)
# He is now a meme.
He went past 'wagon status a lon time ago!!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:01, archived)
#
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:01, archived)
# The thing about The Attack of the 50ft Woman is that
it is already a parody and more than likely created as a parody - so to parody a parody isn't funny like all those shit awful Scary Movie, Disaster Movie and Epic Movie type films the thing is boys and girls a parody of a parody isn't funny unless it's done with some sense of irony.

Now Airplane works in every sense. Why? because it took a medium that took itself far too serious, the disaster movie (not the terrible spoof I mentioned earlier) genre. This form of spoof works equally well as the TV series Police Squad because Police Dramas also take themselves too serious.

/end of blog
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:07, archived)
# you say disaster movie twice
once negatively and once positively.. I am confused

:P
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:08, archived)
# "Disaster Movie" the stupid spoof straight to DVD crap
and Disaster Movies (as a genre)
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:10, archived)
# but wouldn't disaster movie be spoofing disaster movies
and therefor not spoofing parodies..

Scary movie the analogy works for as scream was a parody of sorts of slash films.. but yeah.. I think the rest of them don't work as they're not funny :)
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:13, archived)
# The sort of films that they were spoofing were already a parody of it's genre
Scream worked ok as it seem to take itself seriously at first but then got more silly.

But still anybody who grew up with slash horror films never took them seriously not like the disaster movies of the 50-60-70s where people just didn't see the silly side of it all.

What I find most disturbing is the current batch of gore horror movies that do take themsleves way too serious like Saw, and Hotel etc. for fuck's sake make it a little less realistic!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:20, archived)
# I saw a serious airplane disaster movie from the 60's
it had a lot of the airplane dialogue in it

can't remember what the hell it was called

ity was quite surreal watching a serious film with people saying the same stuff in it though :D
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:13, archived)
# The Abraham brothers and Jerry Zucker actually bought the rights to the that film -
which you probably already knew
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Is it not Airport (1970)?
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:25, archived)
# Zero Hour
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:30, archived)
# You completely missed my sarcasm.
Henry being shopped over and over is just as tedious as the 50 ft woman wagon.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 9:24, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:04, archived)
# You bloody should have been!

woo
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:04, archived)
# fused!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:04, archived)
# is that shopped?
I missed this the first time round.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:08, archived)
# this is a shopped picture...I have only added the alf stuff lunch box and glasses
he was dressed as a foodstuff before..
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Heatwave hits in 2012
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Bor-ice cream?
Edit : Or a relative of Tony Harrison?
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Hello liquify brush!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Ooof!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 15:55, archived)
# to be fair he did cut it out
some of that hair looks a bit tricky
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:20, archived)
# BAN THIS SICK FILTH!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Christy!!



(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Boris Meltsin
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:41, archived)
[challenge entry] bastards...
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 15:53, archived)
# hahaha :D
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 15:53, archived)
# poor poor man.
bush should show those fuckers who's boss
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 15:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Yummy :)
Please excuse the pearoast for the compo

(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:16, archived)
# *clicks*
I remember this. One of my favourite images on b3ta ;)
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:17, archived)
# whythankyousquire :)
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:23, archived)
# NEAR THE TOP!!
Double FP woot! Cheers folks, and the magic donkey :D
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Double FP!!!
Bastard!

Woo!!!! :D
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:42, archived)
# KIROV REPORTING!
:D
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:33, archived)
# hehe... old idea though

(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:44, archived)
# blimp
There's something so pathetic about this blimp that makes me smile every time; good work!
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:54, archived)
# this is one of the few images
that I actually linked to some of my friends.. an alltime fave
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Wonderful!
:D
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:34, archived)
# That's awfully lovely.
Airships for everyone please.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:09, archived)
# fucking genius
you bastard clever arse.

I wish I could think of stuff like that
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 18:02, archived)
# WOOT!!!!!
Likes :)
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 18:50, archived)
# thank you squire!
:)
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Right on, commander!
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:14, archived)
# ZOMG
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 17:55, archived)

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