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# Cock Tuesday you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:11, archived)
# BIG ROUND NUMBER WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:12, archived)
# GRATS
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:12, archived)
# My 3000th is coming up.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:12, archived)
# I am only 560 away from the big 10k !
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Bugger...
560 559
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Fucksocks
559 558
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Hairy Twaters!
558 557
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Oh Tits!
557 556 !

I GIVE UP !
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:16, archived)
# big ten k my arse im a week and a bit away from twenty.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Christ - You must have really bored the shit out of a lot of people!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:30, archived)
# hold your breath until you get there

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:14, archived)
# grats!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:15, archived)
# kill it with flaming hammers
arghhh
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:16, archived)
# is that you?
*giggles* unshopped?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Fraid so
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:18, archived)
# good grief :S you don't look like what i thought you should look like
please rectify this by masses of plastic surgery.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:19, archived)
# people often don't
what do you think I look like?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:20, archived)
# male, sortof a long face clean shaven short hair deranged expression.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:21, archived)
# i'll field this one
i think you look a bit like you've had a stroke, and have seven fingers on each hand
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:23, archived)
# haha closer
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:24, archived)
# haha!
do me next!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:29, archived)
# you are Alfie Patten AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:17, archived)
# pfft

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:20, archived)
# At least he's getting some!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:22, archived)
# I should think he's too scared to ever get his little peepee out again
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:25, archived)
# DEMARCATION!!!
edit: I've just learnt demarcation doesn't actually mean 'hoi don't take my job'
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:25, archived)
# I seem to have an infestation

It didn't say anyhting about this in the little booklet that came with the birdbath
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:01, archived)
# arf!
that's cute
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:02, archived)
# This has cheered me up after my grump with Photobox.CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:05, archived)
# man i wish there were .cunt web addresses
i'd buy them all
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:08, archived)
# The fuckers refused to print my images
DON'T THEY KNOW WHO I AM?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:11, archived)
# yeah, they'll only print the pictures of the really sexy kids
the fucking picky bastards
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Please rush me my
portable hippo removal kit!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:05, archived)
# GLOMPH!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:06, archived)
# That's prehippoposterous!
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Ha Ha!
You're having a giraffe!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:29, archived)
# w'allo, Dave!
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:52, archived)
# and a hideous Bird-Bath!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Gaudi?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:27, archived)
# better not go in there,
one of them has the flu
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:34, archived)
# I decided to put my own spin on those contoury thingies I've seen around here.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Contour-advective semi-Lagrangian?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:02, archived)
# oooh
That's nice. Have you a wallpapery-sized version perchance?
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Not yet, I'm planning on playing around with it a bit more :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Why is it always Contours in your images?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:13, archived)
# oh - now then
oh cocks you can't read it this small CFB innit

more of this shit coming - this is where I will put them all
(I helped save b3ta! chimp-donk Sink the Rock, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Make-up.

Hmmm. Probably shouldn't post an irresponsible image like this at half term.
Never ever put a plastic bag over your head, kids.
Even if it's raining.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:54, archived)
# I think you may be mental
but I love this
*click*
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:55, archived)
# is this what happens when he gets sent back to America?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:55, archived)
# so. much. glee.
still would
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:55, archived)
# a welcome return i'd say!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:55, archived)
# ace!
Their expressions are wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Oh this is so ace.
So ace.

Where's the previous Beckhams one? Link it up, please?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:57, archived)
# They're all
collected here.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:02, archived)
# They are all
WIN. The redface one made me spit out my mouthfull of tea and biccies.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:13, archived)
# I love you.
In a sexy, possibly illegal way.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:23, archived)
# click on his blog

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:02, archived)
# this is of the beauty
and the clown make up is well done :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:58, archived)
# This is without doubt,
the funniest thing I've seen on /board in a long time!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Your brain is a strange but wonderful place.
*clicks furiously*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:59, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Hahahaha
woo + yay
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:00, archived)
# WIN
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Office chortles
Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:02, archived)
# amazing
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:03, archived)
# she would be a sexy
tranny
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:03, archived)
# I fear the thought process that led you to this conclusion
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:12, archived)
# BWAHAHAahaha
That is all the funny.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:07, archived)
# best thing ever!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:28, archived)
# That's absolutely awesome!!
*clicking like a madman*
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:30, archived)
# This made me laugh out loud absolutely fucking loads!
FP this RIGHT NOW!!!

Have a click and have this too;

(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)
# hahahahaha!
pure genius sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:10, archived)
# hahahahahah
I love this! Specially his eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Thief!

Gift them back!
(mralston Matt, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:16, archived)
# hahahaha *laughing like a loon*
clickywoos
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 20:31, archived)
# I love this
Where are the gloves?
(Doktor Mangler is drowning in cables, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:30, archived)
# I love this!
(why isn't it on the front page?)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 0:16, archived)
# More worthy
of a FP than most stuff that's on there!
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:08, archived)
# hahahahhahahaha!
*emails to office*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:30, archived)
# THIS
= all the WIN in the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:51, archived)
# I really loled
not just typed the letters lol with a straight face like I imagine everyone else does when I see lol. Seriously funny.
(anotherlogan and the whit he shites, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:32, archived)
# simply the best!
I laughed and clicked a lot.

Maximum woo!
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Wow
That is permanent, made me cry with glee WIN
(B3taByter Meh, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 0:17, archived)
# I did this...
then realised it looked like blood (like the Burger Shot logo in GTA IV)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Arf!
But...er...five?
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Is there a set number of udders, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Each cow has one udder
with four teats.

(Normally)

/20 years on a dairy farm blog
(I helped save b3ta! teedyay, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Well.....
now you mention it, I must admit I haven't got a fucking clue
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Ubber allez
the other way up?
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Hahaha
I like this
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Cheating, surely?
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Way more fun than jumping normally
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:41, archived)
# now you see them side by side
the face on a space-hooper doesn't represent a kangroo much does it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:42, archived)
# I didn't know it was supposed to.
You live and learn!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:43, archived)
# is it?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:43, archived)
# dunno
I think I thoght for a moment that it was meant to, but now I just don't know
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:45, archived)
# are you sure?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:46, archived)
# seemingly not
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_hopper

but they are known as Kangaroo Balls!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:47, archived)
# how do you know?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Get. Out. Of. My. Head!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:43, archived)
# but there's soo much space in here!
:)

(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:45, archived)
# I have big plans for that space
The bouncy castle arrives at 3pm
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:47, archived)
# wahey!
can I have a ticket?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:48, archived)
# *removes shoes in anticipation*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:50, archived)
# *helps*
come on Raffles, out of young Joliet's head now. There's a good chap

*grips him by the ears and pulls*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Yowch!
that's not my ear...
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Is THAT what it's supposed to be?
*learns*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Is it supposed to?
Kangaroos don't have horns do they?
(Girlyboy is going to be a bridesmaid!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:46, archived)
# my new army of genetically modified mega-kangaroos will
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Hee hee
He looks like he's enjoying himself.
(Girlyboy is going to be a bridesmaid!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Perhaps it's one of the 'special interest' space-hoppers with the third horn...
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:44, archived)
# one cancels out the other
and you end up with a static kangaroo
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:44, archived)
# not with the new deflated space hopper it isn't


excuse the shadow

EDIT: how rude... woo! :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:44, archived)
# fucking terrifying
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:31, archived)
# hold me, I'm scared...
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:32, archived)
# *holds*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:41, archived)
# *enjoys*
noongles freebs, how's stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:42, archived)
# not bad ta
you?


(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:43, archived)
# yeah not too bad either
I have new glasses that enable me to see exactly how crap my work is. Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:43, archived)
# glasses?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:47, archived)
# spectacles, old bean. I was hoping for a monocle but apparently both my eyes are shit.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Hahahaha...
*Clickerty Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:33, archived)
# 'lo Ninj
and I whilst I welcome B3taday greetings... it ain't mine
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Oops sorry Joe...
...That was meant to be 'Hahahahaha'...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Ha!
I managed to get half-way through countryfile on Sunday before giving up to do something more interesting. That's a personal best.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Sunday mornings
Scrapheap Challenge all morning on More 4
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Joy!
aaah, Lisa Rogers. *daydreams*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:39, archived)
# yes. mmmmm.
and Robert Llewellyn is simply Kryten in real life
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:41, archived)
# They're filming the new series as we speak
*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:42, archived)
# shc?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Que?

*Edit* Red Dwarf
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:44, archived)
# we'd best keep speaking!
I hate the fact that is the US it is 'Junkyard Wars' en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scrapheap_Challenge#Junkyard_Wars_.28USA.29!

Junkyard - fair enough, but Wars? It's not enough to be a challenge, they have to emulate killing each other too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:43, archived)
# I simply CANNOT watch the US version
with its ridiculously over-the-top presenters and intrusive background 'music', and lack of Lisa Rogers.

grrr

(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:47, archived)
# I'm a bit fed-up of SHC
and Time team just bores me witless, "We have 3 days to excavate nothing and then make it all up at the end with some computer graphics"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:42, archived)
# ^ this to Time Team
but you leave SHC out of it!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Haha
nice sneer
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Hee hee
Funny!
(Girlyboy is going to be a bridesmaid!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Terrifying
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Crivvens!
I mean Cravens!

Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:53, archived)
# The Ambassador's receptions are noted in society...

..for their host's exquisite cakes.

Click for bigger
The cake
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Pffftttt....
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:23, archived)
# You're really spoiling us!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:24, archived)
# :D
FP this now (even if it is too big, its never stopped the mods before)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Hee hee
(Girlyboy is going to be a bridesmaid!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Ace!
Don't mean to be a dick but the last 3 threads are shaking my browser to the bone. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:27, archived)
# they're all over the limit!
is this a coordinated rebellion? I don't know, you give 'em an inch....
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:29, archived)
# If they're lucky!
It's really cold.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Sorry
I shrank it to the bare minimum so you could still see the dancing cocks.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:29, archived)
# The meat of the argument, if I may say so ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Its good but could you
look here and then trim it down a bit please? 400k is a little large. Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:29, archived)
# I did try, honestly
But it's nearly 50 frames.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Use scanlines,
After colour pallet and frame numbers, scanlines are probably best at reducing those Kbs.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:32, archived)
# The usual solution is to post a still
that links to the animation.

Woo to the anim though!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Or this, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Ok Pasanonic
Jesus, so much fuss over 9k
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:37, archived)
# What? 9k?
It should be half the size it is.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:49, archived)
# ashally the FAQ now says animations can be 400kb
not sure when that came into effect. If a few 400kb anims get posted in a row, my poor old browser really starts to struggle.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:52, archived)
# It was a bad move.
Generally, there is no reason an animation needs to be that size. The whole link to big stuff idea worked better and stopped the board shuddering to a halt with massive gifs.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Hahaha
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:40, archived)
# The best way to see the sights of Shanghai...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Oh noes!
You're posting something like that on a Tuesday when you know Wormulous is around?

Reckless fool!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:21, archived)
# As little Jimmie Cranky used to say...
...Jebus I can give you a blowie without sitting down!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Chaos theory in effect.
If a manbird flaps its wings over Shanghai, an earthquake will destroy the city. THIS IS SCIENCE, PEOPLE.

Edit: And you! OPTIMIZE!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Cool!
(Girlyboy is going to be a bridesmaid!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Ooh, it's Q The Winged Trouserserpent!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:26, archived)
# nice wobbly city effect
as it's known in the animation business
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Great
makes me feel a bit queasy though
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Weekend At Amy's
(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Hahaha
I've noticed that they're playing all her stuff again which means she's emerging from Rehab soon.

/The said I should go to rehad and I said more, more, more blog.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:19, archived)
# she used to be such a pretty girl
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:19, archived)
# 'Tis true
I think.
(I helped save b3ta! gareth_alien will be human again at, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:22, archived)
# not especially
rather she went from plain to scrawny crack witch
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:24, archived)
# hahahah
she's not is she?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:27, archived)
# it's difficult to tell, to be honest
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:27, archived)
# :)
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE OPTIMIZE YOUR ANIMATION THOUGH
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:31, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:17, archived)
# you're NUTS
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:17, archived)
# You're Zoo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:18, archived)
# I AM PIN COLLECTORS MONTHLY.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:18, archived)
# I'm Doily Weekly.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Looking for something....
A little "Sharper" sir?

Have a look in the back room, dont keep them on public display.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:20, archived)
# I DONT DO NAILS, SORRY.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:22, archived)
# ARF!
Shared obscure book reference
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:52, archived)
# You're...
...in NUTS ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:18, archived)
#
"Hi Mr Gravytrain bloke

My name's Adam Ralph and I write for Nuts magazine. I also put together the Spam page in Nuts and, with your permission, we'd love to publish your 'Triffic' effort."

i missed this message cos I was fannying around in south america at the time. i now feel like one of the gang.
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Stop pointing!

* Tucks them back in and zips up
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Top work!
I feel another Henry coming on. Project for the afternoon!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:18, archived)
# ALL HAIL HIPPOTOAD!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:14, archived)
# biggity!
Hahaha

*shuts up as it's an animationinoninon*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:14, archived)
# I've had her
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:14, archived)
#
I had sloppy swampy seconds
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:15, archived)
# ?
I thought that picture was of you?

In that case, I may not have had her.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:25, archived)
# You've only have me coz of my manners1
I did say after you!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:30, archived)
# are you one of those talkbots that randomly selects a response from one of 30 odd possible answers to any given stimuli?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:17, archived)
# ^ What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:25, archived)
# hahahah, awesome :D
sorry for the TJ, but can anyone recommend some really good horror movies? Zavvi are still selling stuff really cheap, and I want to put a dent in their horror section...


EDIT: Cheers ya all, lots of stuff to add to my list now... Going go check it out now :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Yes. Black Sheep
It's New Zealand's Shaun of the Dead!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:17, archived)
# got it... classic, that :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:18, archived)
# OK
What he said below then:P

EDIT: Although i hate to admit i'm quite liking Being Human on BBC iPlayer.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:20, archived)
# High School Musical 3
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:17, archived)
# I just want horror movies, not something I'll need counselling for afterwards :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:19, archived)
# what sort of horror? evil dead horror, cannibal holocaust horror or hammer horror?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:17, archived)
# not that fussed, But I do prefer the subtle sort (Orphanage was good)
a good zombie movie never goes amiss... Rec was awesome...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:22, archived)
# i've not seen that one yet.
not a horror movie but one that i recommend nonetheless, "City of lost children". french gothic fairy tale by jean pierre jeunet.
also I am Omega is worth checking out. very very low budget version of I am legend. but actually really quite clever in its own way.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:27, archived)
# city of lost children is cocking phenomenal
but make sure you get the original language version... I got the english one by mistake. There is something worse about dubbed films when they're dubbed in English accents.

not as grand as the Ichi the Killer cockney gangster dubbing though.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:32, archived)
# i've got the french one but it has the dubbed one as an extra
the dubbing isn't actually that bad on it i thought. obviously the french one is better though
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:34, archived)
# I have replaced and upgraded :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Hammer produced 'The Devil Rides Out' a brilliant little film
where Christopher Lee plays the good guy for a change
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:27, archived)
# aye, thats a great one
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:30, archived)
# The Hammer stuff is on 4OD atm!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:30, archived)
# do you like your horror movies bloody and gory, or more 'inferred, and more creepy'?
general ideas would include:

Dagon
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake (yes, not the original, the remake has very little incidental music, and the shocks when they come aren't built up with music, makes it much more effective)
Saw I & II, beyond that, don't bother, it's only gore filler
The original Halloween is also a good one
The Dawn of the Dead remake is excellent
perhaps something like Outpost may also appeal

and if they have it, The Orphanage. A very good film.


(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:18, archived)
# probably the creepy subtle sort. Although I do like a bit of gore
edit: hmmm.. I always get fussy when it comes to remakes, but I might try TCM then...

Dawn of the Dead and Orphanage were excellent
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:20, archived)
# did you see channel 4's
"dead set"? Twas quite good, and probably on DVD by now.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:30, archived)
# yeah, had to get it on day of release due to missing the last two eps...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:32, archived)
# A few years back, me an the better half decided to go to the flicks...
little realising it was Halloween and horror movies would no doubt be on. Deciding against going for something
'nicer' we opted for the Texas Chainsaw remake, both expecting it to be fairly mundane hokum.
The cinema was packed, mainly with teenagers and young couples etc, so I was expecting nothing more than popcorn horror fodder.
it was the only time I've been to the cinema where the lights came up at the end and nobody said a word, there was complete silence as everyone shuffled out, all a bit stunned by the film.
the lack of incidental music made the 'shocks' just that little more brutal when they did come, as you weren't prepared for them by the inclusion of 'suspense' music.
It's not a classic horror, but it does deliver when it needs to.

also, pick up Dagon if you can, fairly humdrum horror hokum, good story, and has one of the nastiest special effects jobs
in a horror movie I've seen
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Don't forget Bad Taste!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:24, archived)
# not exactly 'classic' horror, is it though
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Hahaha no.
What about Gordon Brown the Movie?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:31, archived)
# brain dead was betterer
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:27, archived)
# I saw one about six months ago but i can't remember the name
I only remember it coz it had the best dying words of a baddie ever.

'I think it's sorta, er, oh.'

That was it, it was Zombarella.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:33, archived)
# no, I think ALL horror filums are shite
I think ALL horror filums are shitesorry


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Controversial, but
I really rate the first Resident Evil movie
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:20, archived)
# OLD AGE LESBIANS ANAL FISTING.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Severance,
Hellraiser :)
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:21, archived)
# got both.... Severance was brilliant... I always prefered HR2 to the first...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Perfect Blue (psychological anime horor thing)
it depends if by really good you mean trashy amusing shlock or genuinely scary?

EDIT: Time Crimes.. although I'm not sure if that's released in this country yet.

Dance of the Dead (terribly titled hysterical zombie horror comedy hting)

Living Dead atthe Manchester Morgue (spanish zombie film set in the lake district.. has nothing to do with manchester)

Tetsuo: the iron man

Gozu.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Hmmm... never saw Perfect Blue....
I prefer genuinely scary, but I sometimes go for the crazy gore nonsense...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:24, archived)
# bottom two are crazy nonsense.
especially gozu.

Perfect Blue is very good. not a tentical in sight.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Tetsuo does sound good...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:31, archived)
# if you can take the mental japanese
tetsuo is a brilliant yet confusing watch. has some ace low budget special effects and some amazing flying around tokyo stopmotion sequences.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Woo

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Well I think it's worth a comment.
pfffft

What an odd source image.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Hahaha
'ningles b3ta

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaays!

I have an entire weeks off!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Then what are you doing here!?
Go out and enjoy the Real World™!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:20, archived)
# I've had a snooze.
I'm going to sort out some WoW stuff today, then I'm off tomorrow to sort out a sound systems for an old mates studio. I shall then be lying around fondling sunbeams eating tiramassu with a long spooon.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:24, archived)
# OH DEAR LORDY LORD NO ITS THE RETURN OF B3TARDS-NAMES-INTO-PICTURES OR SOMETHING


I know what hasn't been done in a while, the Duke of Prunes DTF Lunch Post. I will make such a scene if it doesnt make a return soon.
HELLO LUNCHTIME B3TA, IM HAVING GIANT BISCUITS AND FRUIT. WHAT ARE YOU HAVING?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:00, archived)
# ahhh, that's lovely
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:01, archived)
# DOCTOR!
He's come down with Welsh disease!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:16, archived)
# he's under the bridge
because he's ignoring everybody
everybody me
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:01, archived)
# I can't wait until you get to 'W'
good luck with Wormulus.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:01, archived)
# I did have a To-Do list about 20 long
Alas! That has also been lost to the depths of time and space and many reformats.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Consider me top of your new list.
Get cracking.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:03, archived)
# >:(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:07, archived)
# \o.
Please Mr. Lemon may I go on the list?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:07, archived)
# how are you going to do montyyouterribleCUNT
and make it SFW?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:05, archived)
# just draw a gaint foot, have someone call it a terrible cunt
and then have riverghost ignoring it...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:07, archived)
# ^ This!

and I am eating Ham & Pickle rolls with Hula-Hoops and a Chunky Kit-Kat.

When I am done with that, I am going to carry on licking the smashing orangy bit off Mrs Wobbly.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:12, archived)
# I had cheese on toast.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:15, archived)
# A vegetarian kebab?
How obscure?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:27, archived)
# It's not just water under the bridge!
Love it
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:03, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:10, archived)
# I shall be having fresh pasta with delightful homemade bolognaise sauce.
One of the few benefits of being laid up in bed feeling like shit is a decent lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:03, archived)
# BRAW! and also very much UN-BRAW!
Get better now!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:06, archived)
# he so wants to be a bridge ghost
but circumstances prevent it :(:(:(
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:05, archived)
# :'( PORR GOST. U R NOT VERY GOOD RELY R U?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:08, archived)
# pssst!
Tell him to have chips with that


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Oh crap how could I forget the chips?
HAVE CHIPS WITH THAT!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:16, archived)
# pfft how are you going to manage me?
Actually...I'd like to see prodigy69...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Keith and Maxim in a circle of love
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:07, archived)
# and the Dixon Bawls award for most unpleasant mental image of the day goes to...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:09, archived)
# oh come on harden the fuck up there's nothing unpleasant about gay guys sucking each other off.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Even Keith Flint?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:14, archived)
# well the tounge stud might be an interesting sensation...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:16, archived)
# its awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:18, archived)
# :(
thank's for letting me know.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:19, archived)
# The DTF 'what are people eating' list was always shit
may it never return
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:06, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:09, archived)
# >:( >:(
Double Harumph
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:09, archived)
# I don't like them either.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Thinking about it, where the hell has the Duke got to?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:14, archived)
# he posted last week...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:21, archived)
# >:(
Harumph
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Ace ghostage!
I am having a nervous breakdown.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Nervous breakdowns are decidedly UN-BRAW!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Particularly at lunchtime
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:13, archived)
# actually I can't decide if it's a nervous breakdown, a mid-life crisis, or just hunger.
How do I tell?
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:15, archived)
# I'm having
a prawn mayo roll and a nice cup of tea.
(Girlyboy is going to be a bridesmaid!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:12, archived)
# BRAW!
This is a better lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:14, archived)
# good choice there!
And top marks for your choice of beverage.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:16, archived)
# i just had a bacon and sausage sandwich in a white third with BRAWn sauce
this is lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:12, archived)
# *Honorary DTF Lunch of the Day*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:15, archived)
# *cherishes*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:19, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:24, archived)
# I just had breakfast
Blueberries, blackberries, grapes, yogurt & muesli
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Have chips with that.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Three bee's knees and a butterfly's fart
sherbet-dip-dabs Dave


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:13, archived)
# I really want a sherbert-dip-dab now.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Two bottles of wine!
I'm on teh hollydaze!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:16, archived)
# YOU ARE ALSO A PICTURE NOW!
HURRAH!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:18, archived)
#
On my first glass bottle with straw mind you:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:20, archived)
# NONONONnonononno
THATS YOU UP THERE THAT IS. RIVERGHOSTY RIVERGHOST BRIDGE GHOST MAN.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Yays
I hope that river is wine!

If not i blame jebus!


*manhug*

I haz profiled it as it is some kind of wundifall!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:26, archived)
# tea -earl grey
all proper tea is theft
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay
I had chips and beans with Diet coke (citrus zest)
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:09, archived)
# HAVE.
CHIPS.
WITH.
THAT.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Happy Cock Tuesday
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:58, archived)
# K3b/-\b's about to get laid
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:59, archived)
# now we can't talk about that anymore, we'll upset the b3ta content monitor.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:06, archived)
# it's a shift in the entire zeitgeist paradigm
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Its ok, I think the magic donkey died a while ago.
He never once answered my prayers.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:11, archived)
# im talking about the content monitor in the hat.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Well who could have seen that coming?
no pun intended.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:59, archived)
# ROLF NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:01, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
there goes me thinking i had some sort of magenta CDC immunity!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:16, archived)
[challenge entry] One used to be somebody!

Wealth removed with the new "Rich2Rags" Plugin in Photoshop CS4!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:57, archived)
# still would
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:58, archived)
# You and your Corgis!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:59, archived)
# "Wealth removed by purchasing Photoshop CS4"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Ha ha, excellent
As if you pay for it! (CS4 that is!)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:00, archived)
# I paid for CS2, haven't been able to afford the upgrade still
so don't have it, or 3. Did they actually add anything worth paying the stupid amount more for?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:01, archived)
# There's a new start-up pic!
And they plus'd 1 to the title. That's about all that's noticable on a daily basis, so not really.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:05, archived)
# That corgi reminds me of the stuffed dog from the new anti-drug ads.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:58, archived)
# I like David Mitchell
but he's in danger of doing a Slattery
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:03, archived)
# she wouldn't survive long enough to even get hungry
once the revolution starts
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Just another day at the office
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:50, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:52, archived)
# if only there was some way of merging these images
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Unpossible
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Hahahahaha no shark - fake ... er ... what?
In other news - "It seems so simple but they just don't get it ..."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Nice Pixels
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Funnily enough
it was for a game...

(I wish I could make a game out of this).
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Fake!
No colour clash
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Hahahaha
Has this bindun yet?
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:50, archived)
# it will be once they get £2,000,000
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Yay
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:16, archived)
# I saw one
it helped me carry my shopping.

snot an enemy at all.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:57, archived)
# anybody seen my lunch box?
(calpex, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:46, archived)
# :)
I want to watch his little vid about the iphone now :)
(waxdart hello., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:47, archived)

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