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# Preacher
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This was a tough one, the order was for a sweaty fancy pants warthog evangelist preaching fire and brimstone. Started with a sketch with soft prismacolor pencil on tracing paper. Here you can see it was very rough, but that is all i needed to go by, as I layed the warthog skin in it is easier to see the dimensions and angles of the head. Funny that I don't draw well, but I can paint great. Go figure.

So i pulled reference off of google images, found plenty of great warthogs, and drew my sketch from these, and found high res pics for the skin texture, but never could find a good nose, so I took a pig snout and angled it, and colored it to fit. The tusks were made by simply bending photos into place and airbrushing.

As you see in the original drawing i had a microphone, but it is best to take out anything that is distracting and not helping the momentum of the piece along, so I went for a finger pointing at heaven instead. And comparing the two you can see I was able to give it a stronger more aggressive mouth and jaw.

Could not find a bible in the correct position so had to draw and paint one, same with the pulpit, simplified it way down. Cut up a wood grain pic to build it. Same with the stage floor, just wood grain colorized.

Used actual warthog skin and hair, cloned it off a high res pic, and then added the fine hairs to bring it up nice and nasty. The sweat rolling around the warthog skin I always thought was a lovely touch. And the spit blasting out. The tongue was modeled from a pic of a dog's tongue, and the teeth too. The ears were taken right off of a pic of a warthog.

I Freehanded the fancy suit, and the audience, although they look pretty half baked, could not really figure out how a warthog looked from that angle.

Chose the hot white lighting to pop the darker warthog away from the background, and the cool blues and purples to contrast the yellow and brown preacher.

That is all it is to it. Start with a sketch and then bend photographs into the lines, cloning various textures, and layers, ended up with about 50 layers usually.

Composition is the key to a strong piece. People tend to read left to right, so i design that way, here, I have the light beam moving left to right.

Cut away dead space, unless you need it for effect. Think of the whole piece in percentages. And treat it all like a communication, let the main image take the greatest percentage of piece, and drop less important parts way back in percentage of the overall image, into a secondary size. Exaggerate the size of things you want to stand out. In this case I went for a big ugly snout, eyes, and tusks.


Good luck and happy painting.

d


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(Catnipppp, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:36, archived)
# words and words and words and words and words and words and
words and words and words and words and words and words and words and words and words and words and words and words and words and words and words and words and words and words and words and words and words and words and words and words and words and words and words and words and words and words and words and words and words and words and I love the image :D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:37, archived)
# ^ What she said & /talk is that way -->
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:38, archived)
# His earlier posts were always followed by people asking how he does them.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:40, archived)
# my earlier posts were followed by people telling me to fuck off
and yet I am still here
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:41, archived)
# ^ Office lol...

* Fuck off MontyyouterribleCUNT!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:42, archived)
# FUCK OFF
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:42, archived)
# still here
calmer than you dude
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:43, archived)
# FUCK OFF
I hope you didn't think I was serious!
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:46, archived)
# not on my monitor you're not
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:45, archived)
# you are Riverghost
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:48, archived)
# being able to post complete paragraphs and using sentence constructs other than banal catchphrases doesn't immediately mean someone belongs on /talk
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:43, archived)
# ... But it helps
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Haha
next time I will do it with banal catchphrases.


this is all for my tutorials, I want to get back to basics, and just post. As soon as i get out of prison I will join all you guys.

d

(Catnipppp, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:48, archived)
# good show, keep 'em coming
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:49, archived)
# the tutorials are good as are the images
post some nonsense damn you, and chat more, we're a bunch of arseholes but we do like some chat and nonsense.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:51, archived)
# you have access to photoshop in prison?
don't let the mail find out.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:51, archived)
# you want the talk board
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:37, archived)
# *goes blind reading all the words*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:39, archived)
# very nice
when /talk and /board collide.

edit, 'tis very nice and cheers for the tips, now post some hastily knocked up old nonsense and prove you're human

(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Said George Pal to his bride
I'm gonna give you some pics and some skills
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:40, archived)
# That's rather clever. I like the explanations you've put under posts recently
Woo to the final pic too, it's most good.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:39, archived)
# don't encourage him
he's a gobshite
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Pffft
Why did Riverghost ignore you?
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:42, archived)
# coz he's a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Fuck off!

* lol
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Woo!

edit: are you all logophobic or something? Kinell.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Excellent work as always
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:40, archived)
# rather good work that
i watched some televangelists on TV when I was in Texas. those guys have hit the motherlode, simultaneously lowering the potential of vast swathes of the human masses and getting stinking rich while they do it. yes sirree, God Inc. is where the smart money is invested
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:40, archived)
# I like this image
people on this website are scared of words

haha

WORDS WORDS WORDS!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:41, archived)
# I'm not scared of them.
I'm not.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:42, archived)
# oh yeah, well
*rubs mofaha with a dictionary*

AHAHAHAHAHAH

NOW I AM THE MASTER!

O_o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:45, archived)
# I was afraid of worms, Roxanne! WORMS!
Ooops, my eyesight is as bad as my hearing.
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:45, archived)
# *inflates trumpet*
let's put that hearing to the test!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Many many words!
If you're going to make a habit of this (and don't get me wrong I'm sure that the tutorial side of things is appreciated by people who know more about photoshopping than I), then it might be worth your while setting up a blog or something with the tutorials on them, and you can link to it from here.

Even this number of words is making me feel a bit dizzy...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:41, archived)
# actually the blog idea for tutorials is a great idea
thus people who see his guy's photomashes for the first time then have a place to refer to for the rest of the stuff he's done, and it keeps all the explanations in one place
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Its Fred Phelps
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:42, archived)
# You stole my idea :O
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:48, archived)
# I looked in your brain
and stole everything inc the porn files
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:50, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Does anyone else find this patronising?
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:43, archived)
# I quite like finding knowing the technique behind stuff like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:47, archived)
# It is I suppose
I just find posting a tutorial directly onto /board akin to christian missionaries showing up in my village and telling my all my gods are wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Depends how keen one is to take offense.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:51, archived)
# HOW DARE YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:51, archived)
# your gods are wrong
I think it would work better to post the image then post the details separately (or link, then the image can be seen on its own. Its clever stuff.

I shall add tootoirals to my shit i think...
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:52, archived)
# depends on the context
I am currently feeling like he is frequenting my place of business
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Nah.
It's interesting to see how an expert works, and pick up tips.

I'm a bit hindered by being completely unable to draw, however.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:49, archived)
# this^
although i think most of us do a fair bit of all that stuff without the base drawing or any clear idea of where the image is going anyway.
i make it up as i go along, i expect it shows.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:54, archived)
# It does read a little like that yes :(
but that's down to it being written in a style more suited to the writing of a blog than a tutorial.
In fact, I wouldn't go so far as to call it a tutorial, it is only an explanation of basic photoshop techniques used.
Still, interesting to see the final piece and read the explanation, it's a cracking end result as well :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:04, archived)
# it's more of a
"I'm sick of you mere plebeians commenting that I don't make my own material so just to shut you up before you get the chance to start here's a brief overview of how I'm so much better at this than you".

As I said. If you want to show your working out then it's supposed to go in the margin. Or link to it on your blog/tutorial site.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:12, archived)
# That's a bit overly-suspicious and paranoid, don't you think?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:44, archived)
# what have I got to be paranoid about?
He's certainly not technically better with photoshop than I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:53, archived)
# I was more getting at the whole assuming he thinks he's better than you bit.
Maybe he's just sharing.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:06, archived)
# that's actually quite interesting reading the process... Outstanding pic too!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:43, archived)
# very woo as per :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:52, archived)
# You talented bastard

*grooms*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Nice! :D
I like the tutorials.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:58, archived)
# You damned talented beast, you!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:10, archived)
# top job---bloody GREAT!
bible-wielding beasty.....i must have a go at something like this....all the different bits you blend superbly:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:33, archived)
# We're all FUUUUUCKED
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:36, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:37, archived)
# hahahaah
(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:38, archived)
# What indeed
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:42, archived)
# NSFW!!!
He's got no troosers!
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:39, archived)
# It just... popped in there...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:28, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Haha
500 posts! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Congrats
and nice dancing, too :D
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Thank you ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:36, archived)
# *crosses off the list*
I must be near to "Bingo" by now ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:31, archived)
# mother puss bucket! - nobody steps on a church in my town!
woo, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:33, archived)
# hahahaha!
ace
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:43, archived)
# cool
(waxdart hello., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Cheesy Ciabatta!

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Mr Heap knows his Ciabattas
He also knows the best music videos to be in
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LY4VbtaoKW0
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:25, archived)
# yay for four tet
I'm assuming it is smile around the face... although he could be in another music video.

going to watch it again now. although I think I prefer serious as your life is. Morris dancers are win :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:29, archived)
# i've no idea who he is
and you call that music, you young people have no idea, bloody row and the cameraman couldn't hold the damn thing steady.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Tchhh
And I hyperlinked his name on the image and everything. You don't know how lucky you are.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:39, archived)
# so you did, frightfully clever
and i even watched some of greenwing all actors should be made to wear name badges on screen.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:43, archived)
# GRANNY QUIM
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:27, archived)
# too moist
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:28, archived)
# DOWDY BRISKET

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:28, archived)
# how does your cheese ciabbata make you feel mr heap?
"Anger.

Pain.

Fear

Aggression."
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:32, archived)
#

Just to clarify, this is my render - not all the meshes are, though. Just so *they know who they are* don't do the usual toys/pram ejection scenario.

And ta for all the lovely comments!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:17, archived)
# that's awesome
and a bit scary
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:18, archived)
# he's after your braaaaaaains.......
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:19, archived)
# adding a metal shader to the grey parts might be interesting
especially if you stick in an environment map.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:21, archived)
# I'm playing around with it a bit
this is a first run, I'm trying some options - and ta for the suggestion!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:25, archived)
# no probs, another tip - rimlighting
a pale blue light at about 0.2 intensity from behind, down and to the right will give an interesting extra zing and help pick out detail.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:28, archived)
# I like the cut of your jib, sir.
I always prefer jiggering around with the lighting rather than maxing out the textures. I'll give your suggestion a try.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:29, archived)
# I reckon
it needs some kind of pink...hmmm...maybe magenta logo. A magenta obelisk perhaps.

Heh just kidding. It's ace. Can I nick it for my band's logo?
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:29, archived)
# check your gaz
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:31, archived)
# fecking hell, 'futtocks, that's bloody AWESOME!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:19, archived)
# That's a work of ludicrously good quality.
Have this smorgasbord of enclickagement.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:20, archived)
# ooh that is some lovely looking shape-ages right there
evil wasp meccano ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:20, archived)
# That....
is absolutely bloody amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Wow
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:21, archived)
# This I like
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:22, archived)
# sweeet
hope you could make a real one in the future, it be fucking awesome.
(Cockroach Lad on the Wigan Pier, on july the sixth!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:22, archived)
# By 'eck, that's good
Now I feel guilty for posting above you.
Sorry.
Have a biomechanical click for the inconvenience.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Don't be silly, you nana!
It's all good :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Err...let me think now...Oh! That's it....
....AWESOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME!!! *click* :D Pure class
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:25, archived)
# ooohhhh wow
how did you make that
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:25, archived)
# It's cobbled out of some 3D meshes.
This shading is a bit basic, but I'm trying out some options to see what comes out.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:28, archived)
# looks
like it was made in zbrush
(mr miagi, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Nope, just boring old Bryce
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:32, archived)
# wow!
how do i begin do produce stuff like this? amazing work!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Well, don't follow my example.
Buy a decent machine with a good graphics card, that's a fine start.

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:34, archived)
# This contains significant amounts of Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:37, archived)
# CONTEMPORARY NUMBER OF POLY
IS IT FOR A GAME?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:44, archived)
# I think he likes you


Click for bigger (121 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:10, archived)
# a burry fanana?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:11, archived)
# I dunno
I found him wandering around so I took him home.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:12, archived)
# so you didn't shop it?
poor form.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:14, archived)
# oh god no
that's a real photograph you know for RPT (Real Photo Tuesday) **










**may not be true
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:16, archived)
# hmmm
hmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Hooray!
Have a spong:

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:14, archived)
# MMMMMM... Peter Lorre
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Your hairy banana's showing
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:17, archived)
# yay bananas
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:17, archived)
# "Sure, they're cute now, but in a second they're gonna get mean, and they're gonna get ugly somehow, and there's gonna be a million more of them!"
top stuff, sir :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:21, archived)
# he's lovely!
*hugs*

*peels*

*eats*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:27, archived)
# I helped wally
I helped him out of his misery.

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:05, archived)
# this is a pea from a very long time ago
The elephant crab wars


Click for bigger (282 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:08, archived)
# WHERE SCRAB?
That crab needs to get his shelled ass a sun tan.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:11, archived)
# white blob 3 people up
job done :)

EDIT:from the left bottom corner.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:11, archived)
# hahahahahha, poor old wally!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Hahaha
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Yay for snipers
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:12, archived)
# well, it's a good job.
(venort apparently exists, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Yes!
Also, Iannucci related amusement
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:14, archived)
# uh.. no? Actually I'm smarter than you, and i'm not a fuck. Croatia is wor-torn. Get over it. Move to fucking Iowa or some other place if you really care.
I love youtube.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:16, archived)
# wtf i supose it would kep people in shape plus i didnt know people from croatia where so nice and mean at the same time lol
Me too.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:18, archived)
# this clip is with very dark humor but ilmao hehehehe i liked the pizza guy :)
oh fuck off you frekin german, we kicked you arses in ww1, and we can do it again! now fuck off!
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:29, archived)
# I was going to make him fall down
but making his head axe-plode was far easier to do :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Gunned down in his prime
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:12, archived)
# it almost makes up for years of frustration as a kid
and the americans calling him waldo and that shitting horrible cartoon.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Woo, headshot!
You're having more success than sniper kitty
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:15, archived)
# sniper raining says shoot for the body
but this fella's a renegade.

also nicely nicely.

there is a face in the tree as well. it is frowning and has googly eyes. :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Sniper raining?
*grabs kevlar umbrella*
and cheers, I hadn't noticed the treeface
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:22, archived)
# yes,
wasn't at all a typo. not at all :D

*snipes in face*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:28, archived)
# ....fucking sandwiches again!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:04, archived)
# that background bluring out
fucks me eyes over. well done
(waxdart hello., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:07, archived)
# good stuff
have chips with that
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Come ere gorjus....
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:00, archived)
# * Comes in gorjus' ear!

* Ear Cataracts?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:02, archived)
# ear cataracts?
(venort apparently exists, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Mwah

(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:03, archived)
# haha
what's the music?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:08, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:19, archived)
# In my head
he is singing a Bing Crosby song

woo
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:03, archived)
# thats odd. he singing that song sat in front of me.
(waxdart hello., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Get out of my head!
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:08, archived)
# awwwwww.....

(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Cock Tuesday is WIN


View image for bigger.

What are YOU doing to celebrate this glorious day?

Hey God, it wasn't trolling, as you can see from the replies below. Mental case!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:59, archived)
# i'm getting angry on the internet :D
grr, roar!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:00, archived)
# I'm going to adblock, right party animal me
/I've got who the two on the right are meant to be, but the one on the left?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:00, archived)
# dunno
but superficially resembles Manley.

Who's on the right (I mean the non-KK one)?
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:07, archived)
# The far left is Captain Cock Tuesday.
He is invented and does not walk this Earth.

Sorry for the delay in replying - someone oversensitive stepped me.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:27, archived)
# now this is more like it

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:02, archived)
# People need reminding that Magenta and Cocks are what b3ta is for.
Not deviantart tat.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Really?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:04, archived)
# meh, i was being ironic.
b3ta's sposed to be funny. this isn't very funny. i agree with you about deviantart wankery however, but hey ho.
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:07, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:13, archived)
# I like this, muchly.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:25, archived)
# I'm being blocked by people!
probably :S
(venort apparently exists, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:02, archived)
# WEll I can still tell you to fuck off.
so I'd not block you, just for that reason.
(waxdart hello., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:04, archived)
# im about to leave the house
god forbid...
(panda-chan i give good advice but seldom take it, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:02, archived)
# The fun never stops on /board.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:03, archived)
# I'm making a new one RIGHT NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:04, archived)
# A new what, board?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:07, archived)
# *registers b3bo.com*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:10, archived)
# A new lovely wallpaper, for the lovely Cock Tuesday fans.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:27, archived)
# I can hardly contain my excitement
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:28, archived)
# I will have to avoid poking fun at anyone in my next one though.
This one caused some mighty upset, I can tell you.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:34, archived)
# I am wanking as I write this*
*NB - I am not wanking as I write this
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:07, archived)
# this is ALL true
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:12, archived)
# I'm posting my first
 
crudely drawn cock.


 
Amidoinitright?
 
(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Yes, I applaud this!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:53, archived)
# 100th post!
presenting 5 facts about me you don't care about:
fact the first: I own a genuine russian hat.
fact the second: I'm anti-ipod.
fact the third: I have literally no religious beleifs.
fact the fourth: I'm currently reading dune messiah.
fact the fifth: this is my 100th post between main and talk, not counting off topic or qotw.
well, that's it until the next milestone. is it 250, 500 or 1000? I forget.
oh, and have a pea:

the peng, a rare species of baboon.
(venort apparently exists, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Try reading the FAQ to celebrate.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:51, archived)
# any particular part?
(venort apparently exists, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:52, archived)
# All of it.
Reposts in new threads push other peoples' work off the board, so they are a no-no.

Another thing to bear in mind is that if something took less time to make than post, then it's not worth a thread.

If you're desperate to peddle this information about yourself, why not wait until the gayshift when things are a bit slower.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:56, archived)
# For the uninitiated:
Gayshift = approximately midnight until around 8am. It's a lot slower on the board and general complete nonsense or quick'n'dirty photoshops are more welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:58, archived)
# it's also where the bad gays live.

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:58, archived)
# are you kidding
the gay shift is the fastest thing alive. no one would have time to read all that information when there's Vimod and bananas to be posted
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Can someone explain Vimod to me.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:59, archived)
# your a bit new to be a nazi
is this a case of the abused becoming an abuser?

He can do what the fuck he likes
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:21, archived)
# If everyone did what they wanted then the board would be rubbish.
Telling him the rules when prompted does not qualify as Nazism. That's moaning when someone posts slightly over limits or creates threads slightly too quickly.

I can also do "what the fuck I like" by your reasoning, so what are you doing complaing about my actions?
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Can
I be a nazi then? My mum will be so proud that I've achieved something.
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:49, archived)
# haha
well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:52, archived)
# I'm guessing your sig
is a left 4 dead reference?
(venort apparently exists, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:53, archived)
# I LOVE SHOOTING ZOMBIES
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:54, archived)
# I once glitched bill on single player.
no idea how, but he spent no mercy level 3 shouting "tank!" repeatedly. I think he was having flashbacks...
(venort apparently exists, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:55, archived)
# aaaaahh... with each pearoast, b3ta becomes more and more like "Dave"

(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:53, archived)
# that image may become ironic.
this is why it, sadly, must never be used again. D':

edit: oops. fail undone.
(venort apparently exists, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:54, archived)
# that image my become ironic.
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:56, archived)
# maybe his legs had just grow?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:57, archived)
# oh god
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:57, archived)
# maybe its legs had just grow
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:57, archived)
# *high five*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:58, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:59, archived)
# All the cut will be absorbed by it been a penguin

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:26, archived)
# true, but I'll never post it in a new thread, so I think I'm ok, thanks
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:57, archived)
# tell me about your figurative religious beliefs

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Have I clicked on Facebook?
Venort: When you make a new thread, you push someone else's work off the bottom of the page. In some cases, that image may have taken them many hours to make, in others only minutes, but either way it makes people unhappy if their work is pushed off by a repost. Frankly, it's more than a little disrespectful, so try not to do that again please.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:54, archived)
# and when you post a four line reply you help push someone else off!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Push me off baby
harder harder.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:58, archived)
# haha its like you have no idea what you're doing
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:55, archived)
# All together now...
F.A.I.L.

everybody sing
F...I.A.L...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:56, archived)
# *sings*
typo intentional?
(venort apparently exists, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Yup!

* This post contains a lie
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Bad form to start a new thread for a repost...
This thread died so yours could live
www.b3ta.com/board/9194432

Can we have a moments silence in respect to the fallen please...

[edit] and now it's back. Did someone delete a post?
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:58, archived)
# the repost is there to make the post slightly less crap.
it's merely a side-effect of my 100th post.
(venort apparently exists, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:07, archived)
# What you lost by being 'anti-iPod'? What kind of retarded stance is that?
you gained by having read Dune.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:58, archived)
# ipods have taken over the world.
it is my right as a consumer to use a sansa e250!
(venort apparently exists, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:01, archived)
# You're going to be disappointed
by dune messiah.

It's a bit shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:07, archived)
# damn.
ah well, at least I've got my hands on hunter's planet to read after it.
(venort apparently exists, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:10, archived)
# yeah. i quite enjoyed the third one
but god emperor was a definite return to shitness. a bit like star trek films i suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:11, archived)
# you are not allowed to read Frank Herberts books.
you are however, allowed to read his son and Kevin J Andersons books because I do not care about them.
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Bastards! Where is my package?
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:36, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Down the front of your trousers you dozy twunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)
# pffft!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:40, archived)
# i've not seen one of them in years
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:42, archived)
# a redex?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:43, archived)
# an actual red x
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:44, archived)
#


(may require IE)
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:46, archived)
# The giraffe is my favourite...
* Nice hat by the way!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:45, archived)
# thanks
and thanks



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Blimey! Ink's hardly dry on this pearoast.


Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:42, archived)
# hahahah, brill :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:43, archived)
# like this



ASLO
look at these - mashup tastic to be done
www.smashingmagazine.com/2009/02/15/35-beautiful-examples-of-animals-photography/
(waxdart hello., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:43, archived)
# good find

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:49, archived)
# FedEx is a cleverly designed logo
There's a white, rightward pointing arrow between the E and X, which you can't unsee once you realise it's there.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:45, archived)
# i always see that arrow on fire exit signs
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:58, archived)
# There is also a small spoon in the letter E.
the same used for giving calpol to a child.
(waxdart hello., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:01, archived)
# nicely done...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:48, archived)
# packet delivery failure


I have just had the pleasure of finding out that Ebuyer/CityLink can't deliver my new equipment today even though I paid for it to be delivered today.
So, that's another Ebuyer order cancelled. They really are shit. Last time they screwed up was because they didn't give the courier my address.
Waste of a day off.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Redex!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:06, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Yay!


Click for bigger (68 kb)

...I do have a sinking bindun feeling
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:36, archived)
# more cunning than a fox that's just been made professor of cunning?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Madder than Mad Jack McMad, winner of last year's madman competition
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:39, archived)
# stickier than when sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:48, archived)
# I'm a bit RIS.. but I think I can piece it all together
It's a bit like a cryptic crossword clue though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)
# ahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:40, archived)
# spiderwoos!
and good use of teh sans.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:40, archived)
# I helped


Click for bigger (86 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:36, archived)
# I wasn't really helping
I just wanted to stick Henry on it.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:42, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Why is it always fucked up in your images?
P.S. I liked the cheery London one ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Oooo... In a new thread... Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)
# I made one with a CFB :]

Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:29, archived)
# FACERAPE!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:32, archived)
# you win 12 pounds for the Starship reference down there
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:37, archived)
# it's like that bit in the lawnmower man
now there was a chronically shit film
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Never seen it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:48, archived)
# don't watch it.

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:49, archived)
# my tablet is broken, drawing with a touch pad is hard
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived)
# is it offically dead? never to live again?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:28, archived)
# i need to find someone to solder it for me or buy a new pen
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:31, archived)
# :(:(:(:(
got a physics dept at the uni?

go find it, knock on a lab window where they might solder and try your luck. When I worked in one there was more than a few people that would have done it. and it did happen...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:33, archived)
# i've no idea where the physics types are.
after this lecture i'm going to have a word with a new computer repair shop thats just opened in our union. the main computer tech department don't "have the facilities"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:34, archived)
# um google your uni and physics?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:35, archived)
# actually... i know a guy who does electronic engineering....
i'll have a word
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:37, archived)
# boom cheapy solution more money for grog.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)
# you drew that city with a touch pad?!?!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:28, archived)
# and rock and roll
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:32, archived)
# And rock and ...
Bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:34, archived)
# rock and bollocks?
That's not right!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)
# They've run this strip for 14 years and nothing ever happens...
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived)
# I always thought Walter the Softy would adopt him if anything ever happened to Dennis...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Do they still have Walter the Softy?
Not very PC in this day and age is it...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:28, archived)
# they a few years ago when I finally stopped reading it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:29, archived)
# slow reader, huh.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:29, archived)
# pffffft. I don't know what's worse, that joke
or reading the beano at 16-17
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:30, archived)
# i could take a guess...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:33, archived)
# go on then
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:33, archived)
# *guesses*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:34, archived)
# what was your guess?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:35, archived)
# your guess is as good as mine
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Sorry, that's on a need to know basis
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:40, archived)
# i'd like to see walter go mental and stab dennis in the face with a pen knife
either that or some out of the closet properly and shack up with the equally camp cuthbert from the bash street kids
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:30, archived)
# surely curly or pie face would take him in.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:28, archived)
# ha
cool!
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:28, archived)
# haha
Horrid Henry FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Didn't he dig up a femur once?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:29, archived)
# hahaha
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:35, archived)
# I love this
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Greyfriars Robot
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Help populate where's wally

He was so alone
www.b3ta.com/board/9192059
i'm shit company please help



Click for bigger (85 kb)
(bowi555 built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:21, archived)
# What's all this now then?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:22, archived)
# is it?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:22, archived)
# how many?
I still haven't been out yet
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:23, archived)
# more than 7
but less than a million
(bowi555 built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Can you be any less specific?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:25, archived)
# maybe 5?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived)
# less than 2 million
there but i don't think there are that many pixels
(bowi555 built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:27, archived)
# in the world?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:30, archived)
#
he's in the top-right
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:25, archived)
# I think he'd be glad of lack of people. It's not like anyone ever respects his personal space...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:27, archived)
# it makes the sniper's life much easier though

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Is that what the Where's wally books were about
camo tactics
(bowi555 built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:30, archived)
# it never helped that he always hung around with pirates
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:28, archived)
# You've pulled, wally!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:29, archived)
# HAHAHAHAH
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:29, archived)
# he's awfully lonley.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:32, archived)
# BIGGA!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Tut tut, the kittens of today.


Make my day, play with my Sauce
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:19, archived)
# hehehe
thos things look so practical
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Kittins!
TJ: Hooray! Westboro Baptist Church are coming to the Basingstoke to protest against an anti-homophobia play!

Gods hates fags all 'round!

Who fancies going along to stare, point and laugh at them?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Haha link or it's bollocks!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:24, archived)
#
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/religion/4678943/Westboro-Baptist-Church-justifies-UK-picket.html
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Oh my stars that interview is solid GOLD!
You need to get that up on /links!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:39, archived)
# set up an anti anti anti homophobia protest.
"fags hates gods who hates fags"

that sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:25, archived)
# I think you should protest their protesting
show them how it's done... get a nice big placard which says:

"God is infinitely merciful and just and would like less hatred"

or

"God hates fags - he prefers to put a nice thick pipe into his mouth and enjoy a rough shag"
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Either of these suggestions should be implemented immediately.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Nice ideas
Maybe I'll make a 'My God hates fags more than your God' placard
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Hahahahaha
"Your god might hate fags but MY god ... well he REALLY hates them!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Wait...
For some reason this is taking some sorting out in my head...

protest against anti-homophobia

You're right, God does hate fags!
*Ridicules*
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived)
# No that's the whole point
Westboro BC are protesting about an ANTI-homophobia play. IE - they think people SHOULD be homophobic.

They're famous for their "God Hates Fags" placards.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:33, archived)
# anti anti-homophobia will be met my
anti anti anti-homophobia recursively
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
It's Andy Cat!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:24, archived)
# this is very
yes
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived)

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