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# It's still COCK TUESDAY! EDIT : SHOW ME YOUR COCKS!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:33, archived)
# are the nuts hanging out one side and the shaft the other?
or is it a dong going up one leg and coming out the other?
(waxdart hello., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:34, archived)
# this hentai confuses me
2/10
see me after class
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Floppy reporting for duty
Teach, 'sup?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:36, archived)
# *tentacle rapes*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:37, archived)
# ten rectal apes
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Hen
Japanese for strange.
Tai japanese for huge rape devil cock rape pictures.

50% true
(waxdart hello., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:37, archived)
# It's a pink mamba
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Yes, yes, yes
All female tennis players should have a magenta penis attached to the middle of their thigh.

Nothing turns me on like a muscley woman with a thigh-cock
(Obamanable Snowman, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:37, archived)
# 0_o
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:39, archived)
# well, you heard the chap
and it's hard to disagree with his sentiments
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:07, archived)
# cooooorrrrrr :P
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Andrea?
HAPPY INTERNET CANDLES
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:40, archived)
# thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Happy B3tatiems
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:41, archived)
# thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:54, archived)
# may b3ta bless you
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:42, archived)
# thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:54, archived)
# HB!!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:52, archived)
# thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:40, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:45, archived)
# oh lordy they have teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:47, archived)
# hahah
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:49, archived)
# If H. R. Giger did CDCs...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:02, archived)
# WIAT A MOMENT!
ive seen taht cock before

www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmkxLUaN6fE&feature=related
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:51, archived)
# wohoooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:42, archived)
# OK
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Hooray for Tuesday
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:44, archived)
# haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:45, archived)
# NO!
I will show you my tennis



why make Tuesdays worse by addending "cock"
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:48, archived)
# haha
:D true lol
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Ok - There you go...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:51, archived)
# *strokes and feeds*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Han hated the new bathroom.
(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Feed Me
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:31, archived)
# I have Jaffa biscuits (without the smashing orangy bit)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:33, archived)
# What madness is this
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:38, archived)
# i ran out of the
orangy bit
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Well at least it was for a good cause
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:49, archived)
# Seymour
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:33, archived)
# *winner*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:37, archived)
# *dances*
I aint seen that film in aaaaaaaaages.

some qwunt has my dvd.. god knows where it vanished to :(
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:41, archived)
# I've got some battenburg
and a packet of ready-salted crisps.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Mmm, am liking this
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Do you want the pink battenburg squares, or the yellow ones?
If you have the pink ones, then you mustn't chew them on the left-hand side of your mouth. If you have the yellow ones, then you must remove the marzipan first and eat it separately: one bite of cake and then one bite of marzipan, but you mustn't mix both in one mouthful.


(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Not SO scary now eh Snake?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:25, archived)
# eeep!
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Hahhahahahahahahha!
I watch the two movies again the other day, having not seen them for a long time... The second really isn't very good (aside from the very end)

edit: "I shut down the third world, you win they lose. I shut down America, they win, you lose. The more things change, the more they stay the same..."
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:26, archived)
# the right hand side of his face looks like a friend of mine
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:27, archived)
# AAAARGH!
Still pretty scary ackchelloi
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:27, archived)
# ooh that is special
well done :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:28, archived)
# FANKOO...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:36, archived)
# New pet found


Click for bigger (209 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:19, archived)
# looks right at teh cock.
:( thanks brain
(waxdart hello., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:20, archived)
# i did that too.
then scrolled down. needed to double take. scrolled up. looked right at the cock again
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:21, archived)
# that means you love dog cock
dead dog cock
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:23, archived)
# and how!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:24, archived)
# take that as a given.
but why look at it so much?! :(
(waxdart hello., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:25, archived)
# PENIS!
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:20, archived)
# awww he's cute
*tickles tummy*

*loses fingers*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Definitely a job for the flaming hammers.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:21, archived)
# RUBBER CHICKEN
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:28, archived)
# O_o
Doggy looks dead :(
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:31, archived)
# haha.
look at his super head crest.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Poor Phil and co, now who will the rich people buy houses from?


Click for bigger (81 kb)
click for poor Phil news (warning, goes to a Daily mail page)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:14, archived)
# and this year it's all about Repossession, Repossession, Repossession
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:16, archived)
# *pitches idea to channel 4*

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Has Phil shrewdly started up a new Bailiff service?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:17, archived)
# fucking hope not!
(waxdart hello., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:17, archived)
# The bastards won't even give me a mortgage
despite the fact I have about the safest job in the world right now
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Repo man?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:18, archived)
# whore?
(waxdart hello., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:19, archived)
# I'd rather not
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:19, archived)
# safe manufacturer

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Do you have the trademark for the abominable phrase
"Credit crunch" and plan on suing the irritating amount of people using the phrase?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:22, archived)
# I would prefer a time machine
Go back 18 months and shoot the fucker that first coined the phrase...
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Head of a bank that's losing 12bn a year?
I hear they are pretty safe and even if they get the chop they can look forward to hefty pensions ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:22, archived)
# it does seem to be counter intuitive to stop people getting mortages and increasing the bank's profits
fishmongers do not prevent you buying fish with impossible sales conditions. they sell you a fucking fish.

(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Stopping lending stops giving away money you don't have
Stopping selling fish (which you do have) is different in that you're selling fish you have, as opposed to fish you claim to have but can't give because you don't actually have it.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:26, archived)
# but not selling fish makes fishmonger go out of business
-oh, i see. banks are just like fishmongers after all.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Bingo
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:29, archived)
# The banks do not have any money to lend to you.
they pissed it all up the wall and or lost it on other bets. Mostly giving all the money away to cunts wanting 17times their income for a bedsit somewhere.

They can't borrow the money from other banks, cos no fucker thinks the other fucker will be about in 3 months to pay them back.

The credit crunch is also fucked by a big world recession. So I'm not going to lend X cash to you cos if you can't pay it back the house will only be worth 1/2 X.

All in all its fucked.

i'm not going to lend you any money to buy fish either. Your fish selling business is a risk too far. No one has any more to buy fish. You'll not be able to sell fish for a profit and the world fish value will have to drop. So even if you sell 100% of fish, you'll only be able to pay back 70% of the fish loan.
(waxdart hello., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:23, archived)
# hahahahah, brilliant :D

(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:29, archived)
# I'd really like to stick my cock in Kirsty Allsop's mouth
if only to shut her up for 5 minutes...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:28, archived)
# me too
but not at the same time, obviously
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:30, archived)
# OK, you take the mouth
I'll take the arse, then we swap after 5 mins, k?
(Goatse not a comedy account, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:38, archived)
# yep, that'll work.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:54, archived)
# It's only gay if our balls touch
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Hehe
That gives me a nsfw idea. I might tone it down totally though.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Ssssshhhhh....
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Chewbacca's baby?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Chewbaby!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:13, archived)
# *cough*

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:20, archived)
# yay!


(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:20, archived)
# vagina mouth
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:21, archived)
# this makes me think of the film bad biology
vagina masks all round.

*it's out on dvd soon.. yayayayay!*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:24, archived)
# WOOF!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Cayoot!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:14, archived)
# DOGS IS NOT PEOPLES
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:14, archived)
# *Punches*
Hahaha, you can't run away, you have no opposable thumbs.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:17, archived)
# aww!
luffly :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:21, archived)
# I'll sneak him in here...


Should a lightsaber cast a shadow in bright sunlight do you think?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Henry does not want!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Is this real?
goddamnit.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Yea, can you believe it...
I was just walking along by the lake when I saw your mum and Henry.
Quick as a flash, I whipped my camera out and took this shot.
* Sorry it is not shopped.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:11, archived)
# My mum is blond
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Ha ha ha... That is what she is trying to convince herself....
* All Essex Girls with brown hair try to pretend to be blond.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:34, archived)
# coooorrrrrrrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Happy B3taday!
Ooh, tasty cannibal candle facts
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:17, archived)
# oh shit, didn't even notice
Thank you :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:37, archived)
# HOLY MOTHER OF GOD
I'm in love
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:10, archived)
# ^
sauce!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:00, archived)
# GUNT
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:13, archived)
# lol
anyone else see two eyes and a smiley face on her belleh?
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Ban this sick filth!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Support!
For the love of god, get some SUPPORT!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:14, archived)
# help
my body has no idea how to react to that
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Roll it back into the sea! It should still survive!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:18, archived)
# oh god, the source image
it's porn isn't it

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:21, archived)
# I... errr... don't know quite how to react to that....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:25, archived)
# It's.. It's... It's like a lava lamp
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:45, archived)
# I really dont know if I should be
aroused or scared....
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:50, archived)
# no, its a light source itself.
and its energy so not technically physical.


umm.... i think :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:05, archived)
# are you asking really?
if you are then no. it should be a light source that will affect the shadow from the main light source ( as in weaken it ).
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Figured as such.
But that got really complicated for me to try and achieve. I'm shit with light and don't know how it would affect the main shadow.

Shouldn't have brought the question up I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:14, archived)
# simplest thing I can think of is that it will
first create a second shadow to the subjects left, but not be as strong ( as in fade it out ) then select the areas where these overlap and do a gradient fill to transparency on the axis of the source and make it feathery and blurry.
But that's just me thinking on the fly and I have to mess with these things to get them right. So yeah, stop asking difficult questions ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:18, archived)
# It will also cause a glow that will illuminate all objects close to it
I.E, the bloke's stomach, arms and legs.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Humm I'm sure this is nothing like correct
But it's the only thing I can come up with that looks remotely plausible...



back to the drawing board...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Oh yes of course.
I was just dealing with the shadow part. My head had not gotten around to the ambient light cast ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:38, archived)
# I'm no expert on light sabers
but I would imagine it wouldn't chuck out much light compared to that bright sun so I'd say there would be a weak shadow.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:13, archived)
# More to the point
Why is the shadow going one way; but the highlights on the other side?

lightsaber - shop a dozen and see what looks right.
(waxdart hello., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:24, archived)
# it'll have a shadow if it's a plastic one from Woolworths RIP *weeps*
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:35, archived)
# What's that coming over the hill...?

CFB (B=Blog)
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:02, archived)
# * Comes over the hill!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:04, archived)
# so many zombie films
if you haven't already... see Dance of the Dead it is quite good :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Yes, I enjoyed that one muchly.
However my housemate preferred Night of the Living Dorks, and my girlfriend liked the stupid Samantha Mumba 'Boy Eats Girl' better. They're all teeny zombie flicks but nowhere near as good as Dance of the Dead.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:06, archived)
# We've had a few good chats
about these films in the past and I'm sure you remember that I think 99% of them are pants.
But I'd be interested in your take on the whole Quarantine / REC thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:14, archived)
# REC is amazing.
Don't want to see Quarantine on principle really. I mean, a shot-for-shot remake just because the original had subtitles? Good grief, do they think we're all morons, or is that just for the Americans...
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:16, archived)
# I'm not a big fan of any of the
shaky, hand-held camera stuff, especially when it's pitched to me in a way that I'm expected to believe it's a true event. However I enjoyed REC ( I never shy from subs and my Spanish is ok enough to watch the likest of El Orfanato and El laberinto del fauno without them )
REC was quite good having said that but still not WOW enough for me. I can't get my head around the 'Dark and shaky' concept, makes me feel that the script must be weak and they have to employ gimmicks to bolster it.
As for quarantine? Yes you are correct. I could not understand the point.

edit:// apologies for the delay responding. I had a house full of kids descend upon me.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:37, archived)
# I rilly don't get zombie flicks
They're the rubbishest of baddies - defence is "Walk away quickly from them."

Obviously 28 days later made them a bit better, but they're still pretty rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Nah, you can only walk so much
then you need to sleep, eat, toilet. They can just keep on coming at you in larger numbers... They'll get you eventually.

/edit : 28 days later aren't zombies....
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:12, archived)
# 28 days later are zombies. come on - play clever.
And, with the use of one car and a full tank of petrol, you can get out of the way of zombies.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Not really.
I would say that it is a zombie film just without the Zombies. Hence why I have included the film in my blog. (Well, 28 months later anyway).

Same goes for Evil Dead. Not zombies.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:21, archived)
# I see I've offended you. I apologise.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Pah, it's all good.
Everyone thinks one way or the other.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:30, archived)
# I watched Doomsday
on blu ray the other day.

It did not make it any better ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:42, archived)
# the real horror of zombies is that there's always more of them
the don't sleep, ever. you can walk quickly away but they'll still follow you. even if you cross to an island they'll follow. zombies are scary because you can't kill all of them.

read World War Z. best portrayal of real life zombie apocalypse ever.

and fast zombies are shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Everything you just said is 100% correct.
(Except I'm ashamed to say I've not read that book yet.)
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:18, archived)
# no way? its bloody ace.
tell you what actually, the audiobook is cracking, mark hamill is the narrator. its really well executed.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:25, archived)
# real life zombie apocalypse? Hahahahahaha
So zombies can swim?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Hell yeah.
Zombie Lake, Shockwaves, Land of the Dead to name just 3 films.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:22, archived)
# So ... how come you never see them driving, or flying planes?
Zombie banger racing or something? Zombie Ultimate Fighting Challenge. Zombie Olympics?

How come zombies don't eat other zombies?

How come ...

Oh it's just too silly for me, I'm sorry.

I far prefer computers that mess with your sense of reality then break, and you don't know whats real or not, and so when you find yourself killing someone don't know whether to worry about being done for murder or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:29, archived)
# part the first: zombies retain basic motor functions and instincts
swimming is instinct, driving isn't.

part the second, zombies eat living flesh, perhaps they seek living flesh because it passes the contagion. viruses only exist to self perpetuate like the rest of us.

part the third: yeah those movies are cool too. check out cypher
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Hmmm.
Seems vere silly.

All one would really need is to find a military base to live on, then. Basic motor functions don't include how to get over an anti-climb fence.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:40, archived)
# exsitenz for the win
:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:47, archived)
# c'mon... broaden your horizons here.
after all, the premise for the Nolan Batman movies is "what if batman was real"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Not really.
It's still just fantasy. Or at least - thats how I took it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:30, archived)
# of course :)
i just like pretending it could be true. life's more exciting that way
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:37, archived)
# They don't need to swim,
they're dead so they can just walk.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:33, archived)
# So all one need do is cross a relatively deep, fast-flowing stream or river then
And one's home free.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:34, archived)
# unless they're on the other side too =D
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:38, archived)
# running zombies are pants
although Dance of the dead has an interesting take on it.

The fresher the corpse the quicker it moves.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:18, archived)
# i've posited this in debates with friends but i eventually decided i didn't like it
if they keep decaying then all you have to do is just wait them out.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Provided you can get somewhere safe to wait it out,
and have supplies and stuff then you're probably right. But nobody ever gets to that situation in the movies.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:24, archived)
# well it wouldn't make a great movie if they did would it :)
land of the dead is set long enough after the original outbreak that you'd expect the majority to be decayed beyond threat.

though i don't consider that movie Romero canon. as they decay they get smarter... hmm..
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:29, archived)
# WHY CAN'T THEY JUST CO-OPERATE
damn power struggling swines!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:32, archived)
# which movie has the highest rating from you thus far?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Zombie Flesh Eaters is the best film overall.
Zombie Lake is ace for it's sheer Eurohorror awfulness and OTT nudity.

Plus there's Braindead obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:07, archived)
# yeah i've seen braindead. I'll try and get my hands on those two.
any idea if lesbian vampire killers (or what ever its called) is supposed to be any good, or is it just gavin and stacey with vampires?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Dunno really
but I read in an Empire feature that those 2 guys don't even like horror movies. I hate people who star in horror films and then pretend they're actually something else. What's wrong with horror?
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:17, archived)
# that article is more or less all I know really
it looks like its going to just be a poor pastiche of Shaun
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:31, archived)
# [ I watched the N-otLD, and Day-otLD t'pther day.
they're rather like having a favourite album on in the background!

woo to the pics and reviews btw! ]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:05, archived)
# I keep watching old horror films and hearing clips that I recognise from White Zombie songs.
Like 'I know the supernatural is something that isn't supposed to happen, but it does happen...'.
I wonder if i'll ever see all the films they took the quotes from?
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:11, archived)
# oooooh nice
im loving zombies at the moment

i do love dawn of the dead (new and old), and also the resident evil games back in the day.
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:14, archived)
# nicely
love your work!
woo yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:15, archived)
# I miss my tablet
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:49, archived)
# I just ate a bit of bread that looked like a dragon
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:50, archived)
# And then one what looked like Cornwall.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:50, archived)
# do you cut your bread into awesome beasts and county shapes?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:51, archived)
# No, I rip it and dunk it in soup.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:52, archived)
# OH WOW THAT ONE LOOKED LIKE A WOLF
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:52, archived)
# whatever next?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:55, archived)
# I ate all the bread.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:59, archived)
# to the clouds!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:02, archived)
# well then take it now
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:50, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:52, archived)
# This is full of truth
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:51, archived)
# yay \0/
dragons are extra super.



Click for bigger (194 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:51, archived)
# talented sod :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:54, archived)
# nonsense!
I did that a long tome ago when I did not have a clue what I was doing. Too much wrong with it, but as the song says, you can never go back. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Even without legs or arms?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Haha
Phalidragon!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:04, archived)
# especially :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:00, archived)
# HURRAY FOR DARGONS
Best of all the mythical beasts

(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:55, archived)
# he is spitting tomato sauce and mustards/bile out for passers by to use as condiments!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:02, archived)
# He's a friendly dargon!
And he gets a kickback from fast food companies
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Yes
Yes they are
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Luckily at the oscars, it's mainly about the dress.
(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:46, archived)
# hahahahahhah! like that kid in FamilyGuy :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:49, archived)
# :D
*hasn't got a clue who it is and is not turning self upside down to see*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Rice?
With a spoon?
(ShaunyBoi has been surviving fires since, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:04, archived)
# David Bad Eel.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Uncanny!
WTF was it originally?!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:39, archived)
# It's a wolf eel.
www.elasmodiver.com/BCMarinelife/images/Wolf-eel.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:43, archived)
# I love that real wool feel
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:45, archived)
# :D
Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Handsome fella
Looks more like this guy Rocky Dennis
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:46, archived)
# sad story
he had an older brother you know. He died 2 years after teh film was made
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:48, archived)
# but at least he gets to post
millions of messages on b3ta each week to cheer himself up now.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:50, archived)
# oh dear
why the username anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Age?
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Sex?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:48, archived)
# I just like the number
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:48, archived)
# *really witty, dry and ironic comment, followed by contrived laddish football chat*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:42, archived)
# oh god
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:42, archived)
# haha christ
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:43, archived)
# hahahahahahha, dear oh dear, now where's my spanging pan?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:46, archived)
# one morning in poland...
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Heehee!

Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:21, archived)
# this is great *click*
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:34, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:35, archived)
#
...that shits the fuckin wack!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:36, archived)
# How're you then, Zank?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:37, archived)
# its mildly fucked
the aircon where i work has been chugging on bushfire smoke for 10 days.
The smoke has cleared (for now) but all we can smell inside is bushfire!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:40, archived)
# I told you that wax was too hot
You'll end up with a burnt Brazillian
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:42, archived)
# shoulda' back burned first!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:45, archived)
# The benefit of hindsight
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Oh dear D:
Is everyone ok?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Hahaha - nutter!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Hehe - top stuff!
not 'scheisse'! :D
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Hitler's a fucking ROBOT and you're picking up on foreign spelling inaccuracies?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:49, archived)
# they've done the arbeit, now it's time for the frei

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:28, archived)
# The in-park fast-food outlet should serve
Arbeit Macht Fries.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:31, archived)
# sorted...

Work means chips?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:32, archived)
# \o/
Do they use microwaves ...

or ...

gas ovens?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:33, archived)
# ARBEIT MACHT HEINZ
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Mmm, beanz, meanz, farts
In other news, my cousin got me that Heinz baked bean tin which you store your valuables in, stick it in a cupboard and burglars don't know where your valuables are. Thing is, I buy own brand beans which means burglars are going to know EXACTLY where my valuables are if I were to use the tin
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Sell your valuables and buy lots of tins of Heinz to help it blend in.
Simple.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Weeeeee!

Why doesn't the coaster go on those center tracks?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Probably a different set of tracks that no-ones on at the moment.
I mean, how bad would Auschwitz be with just the one rollercoaster?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:30, archived)
# I imagine it would be pretty bad
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:34, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:35, archived)
# closed
due to maintenance!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Those nazis just know how to run a theme park, don't they
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:35, archived)
# yeah.......
what about all the good things hitler did!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Giving the trade unions may day off was lovely of him :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Stig takes an afternoon nap in Blackpool
/Dave
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:37, archived)
# look out below
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:12, archived)
# winkey touching a bit of grass
woo
(waxdart hello., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:13, archived)
#
*scrolls down the board like a loon
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:13, archived)
# it's not that far, I'm just waiting for the appropriate-ish time
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:13, archived)
# this was it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:14, archived)
# haha
i knew there'd be a part 2
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:14, archived)
# * like this?

LOOKOUT BELOW!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:19, archived)
# yep, that's fucked it up
ta :P
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:23, archived)
# BOBBY VEE.
AICMFP!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:13, archived)
# meh, this'll do

*edit - RESULT! :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Don't you need to cut a bit off the edge?
Edit: That looks pretty good actually.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:16, archived)
# only if I wanted to be weirdly precise
and worry about people sticking rulers against their monitor to see if I'd bothered to make it the same
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Piss off, I have OCD ;]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:18, archived)
# the ball appears to drop
approximately 1.36 inches to the right of its initial position. I find this highly improbable given the prevailing winds.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:19, archived)
# hee hee! perfect!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:16, archived)
# this is fucked up
I keep looking to see if the timing works :)
(waxdart hello., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:16, archived)
# there appears to be a tear
in the space-time continuum captain :(
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:16, archived)
# you are tooo clever Mr Toast!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:24, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Hahaha
Awesome!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:40, archived)
# this reminds me of something but i can't think what
maybe trap door if he was blue.
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:15, archived)
# it's rod from trapdoor
but rod was yellow/orange
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:17, archived)
# here comes the brother with the O-beat flow.
I never worked out what an O-beat flow was. but I received it onreliable informations it was inreference to the quantity of ejaculate produced at the point of orgasm.

"yay" for the Outhere brothers
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:18, archived)
# O could stand for Outthere?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:24, archived)
# this is fucking ace!
one of your frames as he catches the ball is a bit fooked, the previous hand layer is visible behind the catching hand layer
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:38, archived)
# yeah, it was fine in the preview
something went screwy in the optimizing I guess, never mind
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:16, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:41, archived)
# There really is one in every town!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:11, archived)
# *served up*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:11, archived)
# The problem is
its a cable car 500ft up!
(waxdart hello., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:12, archived)
# hahaha1
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Will you be paying by card or cash?
*cuddles*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:38, archived)
# card in a macdonalds??
how many fucking happy meals are they buying?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:28, archived)
# That's a scary picture!
"Have you, um, got sauce?"
(I really mean: how/where was the original picture was taken?)
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:12, archived)
# roar hoot
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:10, archived)
# :)
I got me mash

thanks
(waxdart hello., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Have chips with that!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:51, archived)
# hahah
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:11, archived)
# *pets*
IT IS MINE NOW!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Hahahahaha
looks like my cat
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:12, archived)
# that's a sad looking liowl
:(
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Aww
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Likes that
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:29, archived)
# Give us a Werthers 'n' I'll show you me tits
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:07, archived)
# No
bad Dot! These are my Werthers!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:08, archived)
# obligatory 'would'
etc
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:08, archived)
# i've always disliked vordaman
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:08, archived)
# confused
would/wouldn't/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/wouldn't/
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Paper bag.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:09, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!
that's far too confusing...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:09, archived)
#
arousing
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:31, archived)
# I scrolled up slowly for this
boy was I disappointed*

*secretly very happy as is a gerontophile**

**isn't
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:09, archived)
# This gives me pecker wood!
*licks*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:59, archived)
# What does Dot Cotton have on either side of her cunt etc
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:18, archived)
# a
putsi.co.uk/default.aspx
(lib319, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:03, archived)
#

and you have been a member for 6 years, 4 months and 4 days, posting 637 messages on the main board?
WTF are you doing man!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:04, archived)
# *joins you in the head scratching*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:06, archived)
# *scratches Wobbly Bloke's head*
hmmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:07, archived)
# That's not his head!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:09, archived)
# I thought it felt a bit testically
to be his head... it's probably his elbows, or his testicles.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:13, archived)
# An easy mistake to make as my testicles are indeed the same size as my elbows.

* Yes I am a flid
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:16, archived)
#
just keeping it real
(lib319, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:06, archived)
# someone needs to.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:07, archived)
# *employs sniffer dog*
what the fuck exactly?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:04, archived)
# wtf?


Paedo?
*fetches lynch mob*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:06, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:06, archived)
# i'm sure in time this will make perfect sense
for now though ????????????????????????
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:06, archived)
# everytime you do this God cries AIDs into a little kid's mouth
think on that in the future and be forewarned.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:06, archived)
# http://www.b3ta.com/board/9194905
GooD!

Keep posting mate!
(waxdart hello., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:07, archived)
# I spy with my little eye
something beginning with c
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:08, archived)
# I hope it's a crab.
Crabs are casual.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:09, archived)
# I wish it were crabs now
:(

*prays for stats quote*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:39, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:08, archived)
# T?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:10, archived)
# I would also have accepted:
"H? I don't get it..."
"HS? I don't get it..."
"WOR? I don't get it..."
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:18, archived)
# seriously,
what the fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:10, archived)
# you hankywank
Guards! Arrest this man!
(fancyplants slippery, like an owl, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:13, archived)
# squee!
He lovely!
(fancyplants slippery, like an owl, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:15, archived)
# He likes you too
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:25, archived)
# eh?
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:14, archived)
# I've seen "Ethical water" for sale
This is a logical continuation
(Whitepaw I write computer games for a living, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Hello n00b please read the FAQ's
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:00, archived)
# FAQ's what?
etc etc

;)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:01, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:01, archived)
# I shall join Tom in asking
"?"
(Whitepaw I write computer games for a living, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:11, archived)
# I agree with the above
It could be optimized more, but why?

Nowt wrong with it, and I enjoy a good watery pic.
(I helped save b3ta! gareth_alien will be human again at, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:22, archived)
# It's 47k.
I'm RISing here.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:38, archived)
# My neice comes out in a rash if she's fed food labelled as organic
TRUFAX
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Is it too late to jump on the Angel of the South bandwagon?



Yup. Thought it might be.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:58, archived)
# to late to jump on it?
it isn't even built yet.

a Fiver to the first one who gets a traffic cone on it's head though :D

EDIT: *when it's built and in real life*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Personally
I think a whacking great Tripod would be most excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:00, archived)
# I apologise sincerely, then.
*jumps off*
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:02, archived)
# yay for the Tripods!
I only found out recently there was a prequel written to the original trilogy (obviously now a quadrilogy)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Oh?
*hits Amazon.com*
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:15, archived)
# It's never too late
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Tripods!
Way better than a horse.
(Mowgarr, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:02, archived)
# Excellent work Enzyme
Brings back happy memories of books from my youth.

Probably has more to say about the state of Britain today than a wanky horse.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Tuesday
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(Ian Fat Boy Pearce, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:52, archived)
# i'm dressing up as adam ant on friday.
i will be the sex
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:54, archived)
# I am dressing up as sex on friday
I will be the adam ant
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:54, archived)
# i'm going to stick my dick in an ants nest
just to see what happens
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:55, archived)
# My dick is an ants' nest
I spluff soldier ants
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:56, archived)
# The soldier ants
Will try out a new helmet!
(Ian Fat Boy Pearce, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:57, archived)
# hahaha
a landscaper's life s never dull :D
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:57, archived)
# I know of a link
where you can see what might happen.

wrongness.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:01, archived)
# ...
...really?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:11, archived)
# are you sure
are you really really sure

are you really really really sure

then you are adamant
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:55, archived)
# The big gay
"Dandy Highwayman" who spends his cash on looking flash and grabbing Riverghost's attention!
(Ian Fat Boy Pearce, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:56, archived)
# From his golden, New Wave era
or from his "Getting laughed at in pub for wearing a cowboy hat and going a bit mad" era?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:56, archived)
# i'm aiming at antwarrior era, not the throwing a carbouretta through a pub window era
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:58, archived)

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