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[challenge entry] The direst of extremes...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Honestly - HONESTLY
I could punch that man's face in all night.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Well I was thinking 'who is the absolute nadir of so-called 'light entertainment'?
It didn't take long to reach this conclusion...

...oh, and filename ftw.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)
# who is he?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)
# You are so better off not knowing.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)
# *revels in ignorance*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)
# TEST YOUR STRENGTH
RESIST
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:23, archived)
# This. x 47.239
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Why use fists
when there are perfectly good steam irons readily and cheaply available?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Because it feels so much more personal and sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Phwoar.
*beats self up good and proper*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)
# *gets the horn*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)
# that belongs to the Unicorn and you know it
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Not since I raped it it doesn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# The gratifying sensation of cartilage crushing under your knuckles?
Humm there we go again. Must be nicorette o'clock again...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)
# 3 poofs, Terry Gilliam and a twat
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:23, archived)
# I'd not spotted Gilliam!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)
# ... go into a bar...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)
# ...oof!
It was an iron bar.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)
# ...and the barman says...
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)
# ... I fucking hate Unicorns ...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)
# ...with their feathers and their beaks and their stupid talons...
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)
# ohhh ahahhahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Oh that's lovely.
Baby librarian! *offers nana*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)
# I've seen more of your and your workmates bodies than I have of someof my closest friends.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)
# UUUUUTTTTTAAAAAANNNNN!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.

That's an acer.

Right there - that's an acer.

Woo-hoo!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Nup, silly vagabond, acer is tree.
I know that as I have two dead ones outside my flat. I HAPPENED TO THEM.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Silly Captain Wow!
Cheap computers is not tree!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Dead tress is not win.
Our neighbour napalmed their garden and killed our tree in the process. It then rotted and fell down and I had to chop it up and dispose of it in the pissing rain and hail and cold on a Sunday afternoon.

A Vagabond does not like deaded trees.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)
# These are little ones in pots.
They didn't like the rain.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)
# I hope you disposed of it up your neighbour's rectum
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Sadly they'd moved out by then.
Bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:19, archived)
# :(
in which case I hope they were replaced by less bastardly neighbours

(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)
# They were.
Thank you. Trees is lush. Sitting in them particularly so (not that ours was big enough to sit in)
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Stretch the turd of truth!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)
# and avoid the chewy chunks of degredation
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Top monkey.
I assume you've glued its hands to that bit of wood so it can't wank in front of the children on their school trip?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)
# my first monkey of the day
thankee he's ace
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)
# :)
:D
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Hurrah!
He's ace
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Fantastic!
I came across a really funny quotation about an orang-utan the other day. "I must make a mental note," I thought. And then I forgot.

So I'm just left with a sense of loss.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)
# that's proper lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Fewer than.
Oh, c'mon.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)
# That's lovely and I'm going to have a cry now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)
# This makes me sad.
Librarians is all of teh win.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)
# i like them a lot more than humans :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)
# GRAMMAR!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)
# SYNTAX!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)
# what?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Do they all live together
in a town like, oo I don't know... Bolton, just to pick a town at random?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)
# it would explain the accent....
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)
# I thought it was in the hundreds.
Though that could be in the wild.

One final push, and we'll have got rid of 'em all, though...
C'Mon!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)
# :(
The most recent estimate for the Sumatran Orangutan is around 7,300 individuals in the wild[21] while the Bornean Orangutan population is estimated at between 45,000 and 69,000.[22] These estimates were obtained between 2000 and 2003. Since recent trends are steeply down in most places due to logging and burning, it is forecast that the current numbers are below these figures
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Good
Cos I bloody hate monkeys. The wank in front of your Aunties.
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)
# the little laser pulse that could...

(click for 2x bigger 155k anim gif)

Yesterday's NPV: 9239646
(haberman is singing in the changes, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:07, archived)
# It's very pretty Bishop, but what are we looking for?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:10, archived)
# *big smile*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)
# God I love this place
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Say again?
All after incinerators?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)
# every paycheque a fortune, every meal a banquet!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Are you sure this is the right forum for your
CRAPPING LASERS
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)
# .
9239682
(haberman is singing in the changes, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)
# thats a neato
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)
# CONFUSION
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)
# ... is a fundamental sta-ate of mind
It doesn't seem to matter if I figure it out,
I always seem to wind up in a state of doubt
Insanity is a full-time job
In a world that is always changing ...

/Bad Religion
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)
#
I love you, yes i do
'cos i know that you love me too
I love you, yes i do
gona spend all my money on you

/Bad Manners
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:18, archived)
#
Bad news! For you and you and you!
Bad news! For you and you and you!

/Bad News

That's all I can remember...it's been years since I heard it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)
# numerical method or it isn't true.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)
# 1d
FDTD
(haberman is singing in the changes, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)
# I tend to frown upon finite difference so
:(

there!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Please ....
send me details of your infinite difference scheme, so that I can upgrade forthwith!
(haberman is singing in the changes, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)
# This means nothing to me!
OH VIENNA!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)
# sciencelols
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)
# I don't think I have ever seen a 800 frame gif on here before.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Filth!
I like.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:00, archived)
# i'm think putting these up on zazzle if anyone would be interested?
nice hot mug of steaming tea!



www.zazzle.com/i_fucking_love_tea_mug-168904044774787593

www.zazzle.com/i_fucking_love_coffee_mug-168973181361315284
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:59, archived)
# I fucking love coffee
but tea is almost as good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:59, archived)
# your words are full of truth and win
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:00, archived)
# As always.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:01, archived)
# i concur, i could do a coffee one as well
wouldn't be hard
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Don't push yourself or anything.
Rest that pretty head for the contemplatings of the religions.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)
# I agree with this sentiment
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Fuck yeah
Count me in for a coffee one.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)
# *gets cracking*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Make it look really shouty
I FUCKING ¢¾ COFFFEEEE!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)
# *holds cup high to honour the god of tea*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)
# I'd buy that for a dollar
or slightly more
(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)
# I fucking love tea too :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Well I fucking hate tea. but this would make a nice mug for people that did like tea.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)
# that's an interesting consideration
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:05, archived)
# my tea doesn't taste the same
without swearing
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:09, archived)
# I'll have one for my profile if you're making :)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)
# This is splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)
# this makes me want a nice cup of tea
but I'm not going to have one

I'm going to have a glass of coke

hah!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)
# I would buy that
as long is it's big enough for my large dose of fucking lovely tea
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)
# doesn't that burn your cock?
(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)
[challenge entry] ITV shipwreck
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)
# With any luck those ballroom twats'll freeze then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Lovely ripples.
That's 'ripples'. With an 'R'
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:56, archived)
# rippers!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)
# i was just thinking that
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Top wave-age and reflection!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Lenin gets a makeover...
(Milt I like gin., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)
# He looks like one of those dog toy things. With the pressy nose and the flappy ears.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:38, archived)
# just in time for Easter
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Woo!
I like his festive holly cheer.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:40, archived)
# He also looks a lot like cowjam.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Also available in spots...
(Milt I like gin., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:41, archived)
# I like this one better.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Russian polka?
(Milt I like gin., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:44, archived)
# oof!
SPANG!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)
# This is proper ace
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Nings

De-ris
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:35, archived)
# I'm twenty fucking four, stop making me feel old and fuddy-duddy.
Cedilla's one of my favourite words.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:36, archived)
# 24? Hahaha
n00b :P
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)
# and an -ile to that, old man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:44, archived)
# *lechs*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Hey, I'm Anne Bancroft to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)
# are you trying to seduce me mrs. robinson?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Benjatom, I am not trying to seduce you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)
# You're a noobophile?
Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)
# You better believe it.
I've got a finger inserted in many a large user number pie.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:47, archived)
# mmmm
pie
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Oh I'm sure!
*becomes dust*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)
# *snorts*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Lee Scratch Perry FTW
"Tha cedila, a chincilla. I'm gonna put all yar fornicha in da garden, an aall ya plantz in da howse. An ya won't like DAT."

Scratch is completely, and utterly mad.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:45, archived)
# The fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)
# The Godfather of Dub
Get yo ass lernt: Lee Scratch Perry
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:48, archived)
# *makes a note*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Godfather my conquering lion!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Come on.
To your taste or not the Black Ark was one of the foundations.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Yeah I know.
I was just being confrontational.

Rawr. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)
# ^^^
Too messy for my tastes. Tubby ftw.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Tubby kicks bott.
I walked into a biker pub with a tubby t-shirt on a few years ago. There was a group just buying a round - "Dave - you'll have one. Jon - Krony? Spiv - another?" so I piped up "And I'll have Guinness!" (what the FUCK was I thinking?!). The guy turned to me, proper looked me up and down, and goes "I don't think so ... Tubby."

I looked down at my t-shirt, held it out (what what what am I doing?!) and coughed deliberately.

The biker goes "Alright then. I don't think so, KING Tubby."

How I managed to not get my head kicked in is a mystery.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Speaking as someone who's lived with more than her fair share
cojones go a long way *has asked a large group of men from the HA to step outside before. Thank fuck they didn't agree.*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Hahaha
I'd love to believe it was a really polite request, too: "Now listen here: you're acting the twat and I'd thank you to step into the car park and settle through the discourse of fisticuffs."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Knowing me and what I was drinking
it was probably something a little more agressive. I'm still here though (British HA are a bunch of pussies).
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Reminds me of an episode of Monk
Biker parks in front of an office building.

Cop says to him "hey, that spot's for disabled people"
To which he says "it's okay, i'm psychotic."
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:59, archived)
# \o/ nice line, I shall remember it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:01, archived)
# That
Is ace. Reminds me of the Young Ones with Madness:

"Do you do any Cliff Richard?"

"You hum it - I'll smash your teeth in."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Despite your de-ris,
I am still rising :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:36, archived)
# J Dilla was an American hip-hop producer and former member of Slum Village
A cedilla is the little hook appended to certain letters to soften their sound. Speakers of French are more likely to be familiar with them. They are most commonly seen on the letter c.

As for the source, well, I wanted to get the J Dilla/Cedilla pun, and stumbled across this picture while searching.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Ah I see!
I never knew that was what that hook was called :D

Have an Arf in lieu :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:48, archived)
# That is superb!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Thank-ee
:)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)
# That's obscure even with the De-RIS!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Does the de-RIS come with a de-RIS of its own?
(And isn't "Electricity and Lust" a Pavement reference? "Zurich is Stained", anyone?)
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Trigger Cut
Pavement and Pixies in the same morning? its like I'm 17 again
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)
# So it is...
Right album, so I'm in the vicinity.

It's the perfect summer album. Put it on a stereo - importantly, NOT a personal stereo - and lie on some grass. If there's the distant sound of a lawn being mown, so much the better.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)
# same is true of all their albums
but Brighten the Corners was when they jumped the shark, Wowee Zowee is my fav
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:09, archived)
# I love Pavement, and am also a fan of Malkmus's other projects.
As far as I can tell however, the reference in the url is just the name of the blog where the source is hosted.

Additional de-ris: www.b3ta.com/board/9243235
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
# OK
Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Guessing game time...


Which country is this?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Argentina.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:27, archived)
# gah
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:28, archived)
# I think you're right.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:28, archived)
# \o/
today I saved £400 on my car insurance
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)
# You've been hanging around with that Hugh Dennis again...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Either you are very good
or that was too easy.

Congratulations, you win this half a Hob Nob.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:28, archived)
# *speaks rudimentary French*
Sorry chap. If I'm getting them they must be easy, I'm only 40 watts. Or Curly Watts, never too sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Frank Butcher?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Pat, Pat, I loves yer Pat.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Franceturneria!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Coinyhairland?



I know really :)
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Rhianna and Tina both like being knocked about?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Rihanna :( <3
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Argent-Tina?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Good, but too slow.
No Hob Nob for you.

*smashes*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Cointown...
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Is it The Day the Magnet Stood Still?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:28, archived)
# For a Few Magnets More?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)
# frank turner?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Out of the Pixies?
Is that even his name? I'm so uncool.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Charles Michael Kittridge Thompson IV?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Now you're just being mean, Nibes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:33, archived)
# sorry
yes, him
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Attachap.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Good old Black Francis. I had a day of Pixies and his solo stuff not too long back. So good.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Good question, who is the guy out of the pixies?
Is it:

A: Jack White
B: Frank Black
C: Jack Black

CLUE: He was also in Frank Black and the Catholics
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Is it Engelbert Humperdinck?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Yes
it was a trick question. Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:45, archived)
# See, I knew I was wrong.
Fuck this *goes back to listening to Jethro Tull*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)
# But you're too old to rock and roll!
Although, you're too young to die.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Joey Santiago?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:38, archived)
# This is clearly wrong.
The correct answer was Engelbert Humperdinck (see above)
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:47, archived)
# now I am going to listen to Teenager of the Year
while doing the ironing


/in-my-30s-blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:41, archived)
# love that album
Paddle the paddle to the side to the side
To the side to the side to the paddle the paddle
Paddle the paddle the side to the side
Pong
Ball in the machine
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)
# That be Frank Black miss :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Ha!
That was my first thought also :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:35, archived)
# I spent 2 weeks last summer in
Francbetshegoeslikeafuckingsteamtrain
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Haha, you should see a doctor about that then
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:31, archived)
# did anyone burn your neck?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:31, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Let's begin at the beginning,
we're lovers and we're losers!
We're heroes and we're pioneers!
We're beggars and we're choosers!
We're skirting round the edge of the ideal demographic!
We're always on the guest list,
we're always stuck in traffic!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:38, archived)
# *high fives*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)
# *Low fives
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:49, archived)
# The Magnet?
Steamy Magnets?
What's Magnets Got To Do With It?
Thundermagnet?
Private Magnet?
We Don't Need Another Magnet?
GoldenMagnet?
Sometimes When We Magnet?
Let's Magnet Together?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:32, archived)
# I fackin' love you :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:33, archived)
# :D
Magnets always make me laugh. However, my laughter was slightly abated by my shocking ability to reel off so many Tina Turner songs, there are more, but I stuck to the ones most people probably know.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Nutbush City Magnet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:34, archived)
# River Deep, Magnet High
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:35, archived)
# yeah, yeah, yeah, if I repelled you would I cryyyyy?
I thought you had me on ignore, it's nice to know you don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)
# eh? Why on earth would I have you on ignore m'dear?
/I have nobody on ignore
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Don't know, we've just kind of not spoken in a long time.
I'm a paranoid person, don't worry about it *foil hat*.

I have a few on ignore. Mainly the 'oh, it is so fun to post NSFW images in the middle of the day' crowd.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:41, archived)
# haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Moneyland.
Where's the newsletter? I want to read about how I won last weeks compo dammit.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:32, archived)
# It's 11:35 and he's probably not going to the zoo today.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:35, archived)
# He's on links
moaning about Word.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Tell him to get on with it
I have to go to Egypt in a few hours
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Coins-OldBag?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Wrinkly spam-purse
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:34, archived)
# ^ Wins..
I iz in your post, sniffing out your odours..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)
# I think I speak for all Wrinkly spam-pursians when I say ^^THIS^^
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Coin slot?
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)
# face huggerness!


Click for bigger (30 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:14, archived)
# yay! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Oh god
I'd managed to forget about that Olympic symbol :O(
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:16, archived)
# tis shite huh!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:19, archived)
# hello timmy!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)
# hello!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Ooh
Ver nice young sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:15, archived)
# thanking you!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Or 'skittering twats' as my mum calls them
Alien game on the PS1. The one that the cheat was 1GOTPINK8CIDBOOTSON.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:16, archived)
# hahahaa
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)
# NEEEEEEEEEEEERD.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Proud of it, Holmes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:19, archived)
# TOCA World Touring Cars - Ps1
Madcab - invincibility
Glycerine - boost
Kerbkrawl - exploding apex's.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Ah, I never played that.
I was all about the Gran Turismo or Wipeout if I wanted to race.


Edit: or this Yaroze special which was a bit like Wipeout if you'd designed it whilst on a lot of drugs and viewing everything through a kaleidoscope.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Oh my! The original GT was pretty great fun. Still got a copy laying around.
I was all about Destruction Derby 2 and Syphon Filter.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Alien whatever it was, TR 1+2, Medievil...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:28, archived)
# YES
That yaroze game was awesome. Not quite as good as Bouncer 2 or Haunted Maze, but still great.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:30, archived)
# I'm glad someone remembers it
most people don't even understand what Yaroze is/was. I fucking wanted one of those machines.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Back when I was a kid
I used to team up with a mate and buy old playstation magazine demos from a second hand shop for 50p each. Hours of fun.
Net Yaroze was a brilliant scheme, they should bring it back!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Ive STILL GOT all the yaroze games :)
ive got all ps demos from issue one to 30 i think
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Go play Bouncer 2!
More basic than your average flash web game these days, but I thought it was ridiculously addictive. Come to think of it, my Playstation is hidden under a pile of stuff in the corner of my room....
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Rebel Assault on the PC
Falcon - access all levels
Ackbar - did something
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Made your eyes almost fall out of your head.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:27, archived)
# :D Nostalgia trip.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Try this for size - Sonic 2 on the megadrive
sound test screen

play sound 19,65,9,17 for level select

1,9,9,2,1,1,2,4 supersonic
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)
# The wife'll know those
not only do we have a megadrive covered in stickers from the original Sonic Magazine, but we also had a very sad day of realisation when we encountered the last Sonic game we bought (I can't remember which right now, but not too long ago).
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:33, archived)
# I found all mine in my parent's loft the other day
So under my 40 inch telly and ps3 i have a megadrive + mega CD + 32x with sonic and knuckles connected to sonic 3! Its about 5 foot tall, brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Mega CD?
*jealous* you cheeky bint.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)
# ohhhhh yes
Sonic CD ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Godly.
I never had one, myself. But I played Roadrash with a buddy all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:36, archived)
# ROADRASH
If I could love you any more, that'd just have made it happen.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Aww, it's sleeeeeeppppiiiiing.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:19, archived)
# it is
the nice man is here to give him his morning cuppa! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Who can you call?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)
# It's slimer
here's the mother of slimer

*ectoplasms*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)
# No no no no no no no no no.
No no no NO no no no no no no. No no no no. Nnnnoooo. No no no no no.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:12, archived)
# There's no Leeeemeeeet!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)
# "reach for the sky*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:14, archived)
# *climbs every mountain higher*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:18, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:12, archived)
# That looks really satisying
The sort of poo I'd make a note of in my diary.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:15, archived)
# You note poo in your diary?
So it's a diarrea ?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Captains log.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Fred Elliot from Coronation street?
That Peter Mandelson, I SAY THAT PETER MANDELSON!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)
# you could
if you had his number
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:10, archived)
# I've knocked on his headstone
he's not in
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:11, archived)
# lazy bugger
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:12, archived)
# officelol
*clicketh*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)
# he's ... looking at me...
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:11, archived)
# ugly little spud, isn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:12, archived)
# oh fuck it, i am going now
Good Slimer
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Nicely done, young sir.
Updates: Pakistani black and gold seal back in Aylesbury apparently. Hmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)
# *waits for it to animate*
[edit] lots in Camden too, though this is apparently Afghan :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:14, archived)
# What is this, 1998?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:16, archived)
# It is very studenty isn't it?
Still, not complaining...those little black snakes are brilliant when you're out of green \o/
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:19, archived)
# :D I remember the first I had of it.
The sausage was about 5mm wide, I didn't know what I was doing.

That was an awesome day.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:19, archived)
# is this code?
The devil plays the piano at dusk
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Not in the slightest.
Loldrugs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)
# DAN ACKROYD NEEDS TO GET OVER HIMSELF AND STOP SINGING THE THEME TUNE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:21, archived)
[challenge entry] With a budget of £1000 there were some very impressive projects...
albeit on a much smaller scale than we were used to
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:56, archived)
# nice
I really must go now, back later

bye for now
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Woo!
And it's pearoast-tastic today!

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:04, archived)
# it's almost tooooooooo weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)
# meh!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)
# DO. NOT. WANT.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Open your eyes
it's gone now
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
YOU TRICKED ME!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)
# mumblecat agrees

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)
# this kitten appears
to be having an epileptic fit?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)
# He is singing the music from
the breakdown in Paranoid Android :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:55, archived)
# No. He is explaining
Plato's treatise of the concept of reality.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Dear Christ *takes glasses off*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)
# That doesn't work, it is blurred to me and I can still make it out to clearly
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)
# *blinds with acid*
there you go
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)
# YOU'RE WELCOME
jesus some people
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:04, archived)
# i can't see can i, someone chucked acid in my eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)
# a thank-you would be nice
that's all I'm saying
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:15, archived)
# ARGH!!!


Click for bigger (82 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:48, archived)
# arrgggghhh
kill it with spanners!!


tj: im thinking of getting a snake tattoo going up my spine, any suggestions for the type of snake?
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Jelly
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)
# adder
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)
# this is the first one that popped into my head
but im kinda mental lately so i could have been wrong
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:53, archived)
# This^^^^
But it has to be the one from The Animals of Farthing Wood.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)
# trouser
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)
# ^this
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)
# One with lots of ladders round it!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:50, archived)
# SOLID SNAKE!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:50, archived)
# SNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAKKKKKKKKKEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:50, archived)
# BADGERBADGERBADGERBADGER
MUSHROOM MUSHROOM
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)
# you have misunderstood me
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)
# daayyym
:(
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:56, archived)
# earthworm
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)
# A pink one.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Jake the
'ning
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Ningles Ariel the Little Mermaid
what time do you call this..?

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:55, archived)
# sexy time!!
*does sexy dance*
*gets out of breath*
*coughs and wheezes*
*lights ciggie*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:59, archived)
# battenberg
oh - sorry - I thought you said 'cake'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Plissken
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Quetzalcoatl
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:56, archived)
# How about a Boomslang?
Or a Diamondback Rattlesnake?
Rhinoceros Viper/Gaboon Viper?
Green Tree Snake?
Sidewinder?

All very cool and unusual I might add.
/though the spine area will hurt like a bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:01, archived)
# i know it will
*googles all those snaykes*
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:02, archived)
# why not just draw a smiley face on your hand
in biro?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)
# doesn't quite have the same effect :)
a fresh tattoo is a glorious thing to behold
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)
# california king snake
they're very pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:15, archived)
# hmmm
so far, an adder or a gaboon viper seems to be the best idea
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:28, archived)
# that is scary and it suits him
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)
# *finds glasses on the floor*
*wears*
*jumps out of window*
*wanks furiously*
*post-wank guilt sets in*
*has coffee*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)
# is coffee the remedy for post-wank guilt?
I've been doing it wrong all these years
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Dip your end in it. Refreshing!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)
# also available with ladies :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:50, archived)
# mines better
*sulks*

of course I really should have checked first anyway...
images.google.co.uk/images?q=borat%20obama
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)
# where do laddies come from?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Scotland
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)
# about 12 inches away if I've got anything to do with it...
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:53, archived)
# I can't believe how well that works
You are a bad but brilliant person.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:59, archived)
# well thank you
Obama's skin is actually lighter that Borat's
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Ace!! *click* to you sir! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:01, archived)
# cheers Ninjy!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Made this for a James Bond theme dinner


Click for bigger (484 kb)

As I am by no means of ex-Bond girl proportions, (more like an ex-XL Bond girl, finding a suitable outfit that looked decent was a challenge. So, I painted a half-decent facsimile of Ursula Andress' bikini-clad bod on a black shirt, and I think it came out pretty good. In the darkened room, it was perfect!

Edit: Wow, thanks for the nice comments everyone :) I love yous all
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Brilliant!
I am singing "Underneath the mango tree" in a piss poor scottish accent for your efforts
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)
# ye wee bochle
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# I did what now?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)
# aye
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:40, archived)
# very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)
# woo!
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)
# Hahaha, marvellous
and I can definitely see a market for it
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# phwoar
that's especially nice buckle work
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# it's nice to find someone who appreciates
good buckle work
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You'll be getting Pussy Galore!

Yes, I know that is not Pussy Galore.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# That would be nice, if I wasn't a girly
But yeah, I can see it working for the boys!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)
# A girl?
On the internets?

A/S/L? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Not inconceivable, just improbable
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Coool...
That's very good!

'Course, in the book, she's naked except for the knife-belt. Which is waaaaaaay cooler.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# I really need to read the Bond books at some point.
I love that quote that Stephen Fry used in QI.

"For Bond, the best drink of the day was the one that existed in his head before the first drink of the day."
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:40, archived)
# :)
I got given a Penguin box set of the books at Christmas. They're very silly, but immense fun...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:41, archived)
# I shall check them out henceforth
and forthwith!

My dad bought me this a few years back! It is awesome :)

www.play.com/Books/Books/4-/323300/James-Bond-Movie-Posters/Product.html
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:44, archived)
# moonraker is awesome
all set in East Sussex
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Ha!
Which James Bond book is Chitty Chitty Bang Bang in? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:44, archived)
# ^this^
my fave of the novels
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:44, archived)
# i have read most but
had to give up on Live and Let Die as i couldn't get the picture of Roger Fucking Moore out of my head.
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)
# L&LD is one of my favourite Bond films.
The book is a bit embarrassing, though: Ian Fleming clearly had no qualms at all about the word "nigger".
:|
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Different times dude, different times.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Absolutely.
Dr No is, if anything, even more racist.

There comes a point at which it just becomes funny... you kind of get inured to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:56, archived)
# I love the bit in the film
when he tells Quarrel to 'fetch my shoes' and they're about a foot away from him
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Roger Daltry fucking Patric Moore...?
sexeh!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)
# I've always been able to
get most images out of my head but the thought of Daltry pounding Moore is something I will have to live with forever
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Roger Moore is great
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Even with a screen-name like yours?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:53, archived)
# its on page
79...maybe..apparently

got to go, need to fix something in the bathroom
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Never trust a man with a beard
says he in Moonraker
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived)
# As remarked a couple of days ago:
The best line from that film -

"Mr Bond, you re-appear with the tedious inevitability of an unloved season"

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)
# FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# that's very good indeed :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Oh cool!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:41, archived)
# You dropped this:
)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Nice!
I'm thinking you ought to do a tuxedo on the back - that way you have maximum versatility!

889
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:41, archived)
# I was going to paint the back too
But I ran out of paint - plus it might have given the boys some ideas. Hmmm, maybe I SHOULD have just bought more paint! 8)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:50, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Knify dildo
That is great, but how does it look on
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Meanwhile...
... if we're on a fancy dress tip, I went to a Heroes and Villains party a couple of years ago. I may have misunderstood the "hero" bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Aha!
I like it!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You funny twat :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)
# :)
I was going to be Danger Mouse, but happened to see a Cadbury selection box at the shop as I was about to prepare the costume... and the lights went on.

I used all the purple spray-paint in North Staffordshire to make it.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:50, archived)
# That is really very good, you know
And one can never wear too much purple.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)
# that's awesome
last time I did fancy dress (many moons ago) I couldn't wash the green hair dye out for over a week
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Did you go as angry hulk
to account for your general bulkiness?

LOL!

*runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:55, archived)
# two words.... 30... Rock...
/joker, when I was younger, and more svelte
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:58, archived)
# :D nice
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)
# That is rather superb!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Ha, says The Man With The Golden Gun
I always think of the villain Scaramanga when I see your sig, hope you don't mind
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:56, archived)
# He's my brother
We don't get on, what with me NOT being an international hitman
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Last time I'll ever appear in a bikini!



The DJ did comment on how disconcerting it was every time he looked up and saw a disembodied, well, body, flitting about the room.

(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived)
# hahaha, it works well, top job :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)
# It was amazing how many fellas had to try it on after the dinner!
This was the normal reaction...

(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:53, archived)
# hehehe
breasts....we all want them
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:56, archived)
# That's really impressive.
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)
# haha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)
[challenge entry] They couldn't pay Trevor McDonald's salary any more

I think he deserves a chance, don't you?
(EuroSong I love horse meat: best of all the animals, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Hahaha
BBC have got Joel doing the idents
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# GOMA GOMA GOMA!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# The mayor of Goma is called Polydor
trufax
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:40, archived)
# wow man
deep
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Quick Hello from me
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Woo!
Ace as usual
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Hey!
I left a comment on this this morning on your site and it didn't save it!

hurrumph! I'll just say it here then.

I wish I had a spacesuit for the beardedwife for when he trumpets one out!

Hmm. Doesn't sound as funny in my head the second time around
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)
# I'm sorry for your loss...
of comment :(
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:30, archived)
# No matter
As you can tell, it was hardly thought provoking stuff in the first place :)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:31, archived)
# That comment now is floating around out there in teh interwebs, looking for a home
I wonder where it will end up?
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:35, archived)
# It'll probably be drawn to some forum about big band music
Or space fetishists
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)
# Ha, it was flagged as spam...
That's what you get for trying to flog v14gr4. Go on, admit it, I know it is you send those emails out to everyone
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)
# It's the credit crunch making me do crazy things!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:57, archived)
# It's Friday morning poop-joke time!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:25, archived)
# hehehehe!
splendid as per
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:25, archived)
# HAHA! *peas*
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Swedes in spaaaaaaaayce!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:28, archived)
# haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Oof!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:28, archived)
# heh, they should try working for heinz...
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Where's Pandemonium in my underpants when you need him?
Quite topical
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:57, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)
# *connects dots...*
Aha! Nicely!

Edit: Dammit! *watches 6000 fly by*

EditEdit: Did anyone else think this was Richard Hammond and was waiting for a car joke?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Ah well. Only worth making a song and dance about the biggies anyhow...
*gulp* only 900 more to 10k...

Edit to your Edit Edit - yes.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Ooh goodie!
*makes a note to stalk bhw till the 10k*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:25, archived)
# I'm not Captain Wow or k3b/-\b you know...
I can spin 900 posts out over a good number of weeks
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Meh, it's a slow day at work
I'd much rather be stalking

*dons camouflage and lurks furtively*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:32, archived)
# You may be there some time...

890
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:40, archived)
# *peep peep peep peeppeep peep peep* Come by, come by.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:12, archived)
# hehe, toilet people...
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:12, archived)
# now that is odd
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:14, archived)
# There's a toilet in my thumb
and it smells like someone's bum
There's a man having a shit
I'll leave him a little bit
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Ah, bog despair and interruption fury.
Is there anything more to life?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:20, archived)
# Silly man
Pooing with his pants on.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:13, archived)
# it won't end well
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:15, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)
# A genuine excuse to pea this

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)
# I find that offensive! My grandfather was at Auschwitz
he drove the trains
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:20, archived)
# My grandfather died at Auschwitz!
He fell off a guntower
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:22, archived)
# My grandfather die hair at Auschwitz!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Ha! Another classic
as long as you choose to ignore the murder of 11 million people, like wot I is doing *burys head in sand*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:29, archived)
# hehehe

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:19, archived)
# impressive calves
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Noel's Vigilante TV show steps up a gear

"Mandy Slimed" News
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:01, archived)
# pffft
Top reflection
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:02, archived)
# This
bloody hell, Toast.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:03, archived)
# shame I couldn't crop the image right
Noel's hand is missing along with Blobby's arse :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:04, archived)
# you photoshop for the Daily Mail
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:05, archived)
# that's no coincidence
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Hahah didn't spot that!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:06, archived)
# I honestly didn't notice.
You're a bit good, lad *ruffles beard*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:06, archived)
# I didn't know you had a beard
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)
# All beards belong to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Ah damn, you beat me to it.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:09, archived)
# I don't actually have a beard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Ever considered a twee moustache?
Mornin' Wwowowowowowwowowowowowow.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:12, archived)
# My genes dictate that I will have a handlebar when I'm old.
Morning tattssattssattssaBOOMBOOMbompbombompttssttssttsdoddlybompbomp.

Paradiddle.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Oh my! OH MY.
Todays music:

Nudge, Greg Davis and Cat Power.

Have you anything in the pipeline?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Well I'm at work
were I not, though, it'd be the new prodigy record with maybe a little bit of Dillinger or something for variety.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)
# :D
*secrethug*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Awwww. glee
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)
# great minds and all that

* sulks about having thunder snatched
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Oof!
That's a bit good is that!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:12, archived)
# shame my timing was off by seconds
curse you toasty
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)
# The sad thing is
my designer's pedantry made it the first thing i looked for :(
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:05, archived)
# you're sick
get help

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:06, archived)
# hey cap'n!
missed you
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:03, archived)
# haha
great work
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:03, archived)
# hahaha, three cunts in some photo :)
Can't sit here all day chatting, go things to do. Glasses to pick up and clothes to buy, wood to paint and bills to pay.

Also I hope that that is highly toxic, well more toxic the Mandleson
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:03, archived)
# BLOBBYBLOBBYBLOBBY
heheh
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:05, archived)
# I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)
# Hahaha
If only it was radioactive!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Hahahaha!!! You absolute star!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Moss Bros!
No, wait, that's wrong.



Oh yeah! Top Shop!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:12, archived)
# hahahah
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:13, archived)
# Fucking ace
:D
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:35, archived)
# I really hate that pink odious little shit
also, I have a strong dislike of mr blobby

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)
# this is great
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Ningles
(MattDP (Squiggle), Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Woo!

I just hope the company will issue more of these.
I know of some places that would benefit immensely
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:08, archived)
# hehe
see if you can take out Chertsey as well
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Have you used a screenshot from Emmerdale?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Haha
Possibly. The joy of google image search is never having to pause to work out where it came from :)
(MattDP (Squiggle), Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:13, archived)
# I hope it isn't. I'd be very ashamed if I had recognised it from Emmerdale!
I very rudely didn't give you the proper kudos for the pic!

Tis very woosome!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:16, archived)

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