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(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:43, archived)
# love those guys,but i dont get this joke
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:44, archived)
#
don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:45, archived)
#
Metalica/ Mitalica
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:45, archived)
# sorry,still dont someone tell me
*oh,italic,sorry about the being slow today*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:46, archived)
# ITALIC
italic
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:47, archived)
# I just got lost in a daydream of you and me crawling over the naked, trembling body of James Corden
making his face go all XO
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Careful, you'll overturn your desk if you carry on like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:50, archived)
# *prepares video camera*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:52, archived)
# *prepares desk*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:04, archived)
# *warms hands*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:05, archived)
# I shall be retiring from the remainder of this compo
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:47, archived)
# haha
office lol
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:47, archived)
#
wait a mo...
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:45, archived)
# italica?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:50, archived)
#

S P A N G
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:45, archived)
# HA!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:45, archived)
# SPANg!
I think Jaymz has stuck his ESP up Trujilllo's Ar$e
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:47, archived)
# NOOOOO!
It'll be all sticky!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:48, archived)
# fleffeh spang tiem
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:50, archived)
# yay!
See it coming but refuse to get out of the way of kitty
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:50, archived)
# they have lots gigs for free download on their site,
theres a good one from donnigton 86
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Heavy Mital Spangor . . .
you know you just gotta love it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Is it Martini Luther King Day?

edit: Yes, this is the famous "I have a drink" speech.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Hahaha
That sounds like a WImbledon winner!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:39, archived)
# that sounds like a tnnis tournament
:p
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:40, archived)
# "I HAD A DRINK...."
whaa yoo gonna doo bout tit?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Willis?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:11, archived)
# dry and dirty
the only way to have it
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:40, archived)
# wet and clean - no better way
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:40, archived)
# I disagree
on two points. Firstly: Dry. Point the second - Dirty... I refer my learned friend to JPease, witness for the defence
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:41, archived)
# I would have to argue strongly on the wet point
because how else would you get the Whale to move?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:43, archived)
# hahaha
this is ace
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Head drills FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:40, archived)
# wow
oh hang on - where's the amazingly and subtly executed tag?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:45, archived)
# much better
*office giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:46, archived)
# *searches for tag*
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:56, archived)
# Wonderful!
*big fuck-off LOLs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:40, archived)
# haha, he knows how to have a good time!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:44, archived)
# he DOES have a bream!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:47, archived)
# \o/ for Bream!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:53, archived)
# belated woo
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:58, archived)
# old fucking gold
*notalgic click*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:28, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9267689
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:44, archived)
# fab :)
(I helped save b3ta! KateCal it's the wind...the wind....., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:45, archived)
# haha
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:59, archived)
# yes,its shit is steel
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:33, archived)
# hehe nice !
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:35, archived)
# I certainly didn't expect that!
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:35, archived)
# :D
www.flickr.com/photos/nickisconfused/sets/72157611113065419/
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Unexpected horse
It would make an awful mess if Luke cut a hole and threw a grenade in that!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:39, archived)
# President Abraham Palmer
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:27, archived)
# You, sir
are on a (particularly tasty cheese) roll!

Oh, and *that thing I do when you post stuff* - but you already knew that, right?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:28, archived)
# *gets the changing mat out*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:29, archived)
# Excuse me!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:30, archived)
# This'd be a hell of a lot quicker if you'd stop fighting me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:30, archived)
# *succumbs*
Inevitable, eh?

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:31, archived)
# and..... legs up
up in the air, precious.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Shouldn't I be saying that to you?
*is shamed by having said that out loud*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:34, archived)
# works for me, either way
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:34, archived)
# You're so versatile.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Mostly.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:47, archived)
# wind totally taken out of sails, there.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:48, archived)
# :D hahahahaha, naughty
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:35, archived)
# *blushes*
I really am sorry, that was so uncalled for.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Not in the slightest
it makes me feel more normal when all my mates filth up a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:41, archived)
# I appreciate the dispensation,
I'd better not make a habit of it though....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:45, archived)
# *bad influence*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:45, archived)
# And you know I love it, you temptress, you....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Of course I do!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:57, archived)
# *Rugby Tackle Hugs*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:57, archived)
# *grabs the talcum power and runs off*
hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee!!!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:37, archived)
# *SURPRISE TICKLE ATTACK*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Ahhhhhhhhh!
You fiend!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:33, archived)
# *CONTINUES*
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(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:34, archived)
# AAAaaaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA!
Stop!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:36, archived)
# ok, I'll stop.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:38, archived)
# NOT REALLY
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(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:39, archived)
# B'stard!
AaaaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA!AaaaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA!AaaaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA!AaaaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA!AaaaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA!AaaaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA!AaaaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA!AaaaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA!AaaaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA!AaaaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA!AaaaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA!AaaaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA!AaaaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA!AaaaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:40, archived)
# The annoying screaming always works as a deterrent...
;-)

Edit: *almost* always...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:39, archived)
# he is
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:31, archived)
# You sir...
...are smashing! I thank you and shall toast your health tonight
with a can of Tesco extra Strength lager as I kill the Helghan hordes
in Killzone 2. I shall toast your good health and good wealth! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:31, archived)
# I might spend the evening moving things around
...

Greenhouse dismantling tomorrow!!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:33, archived)
# You are so rock n' roll...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:34, archived)
# No - Don't do it!
Not the Tesco's stuff.

Try this instead - www.kasteelcru.com/us/

Beer of the GODS!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Oooooh...
...that looks teh nice! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Completely class, sir
Beer made with Champagne Yeast. It doesn't get any better than that.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:37, archived)
# he fits into that 'old men who look like old women' category
Tony Robinson is another one
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:31, archived)
# ha ha ha
I want some cake!

I've been a good boy all day and I deserve cake
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Aha!
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:24, archived)
# is Heston the good or bad voice in his head?
(waxdart hello., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:26, archived)
# He seems relaxed about it
I'm guessing he asked the bloke to do it, as part of a lolzany recipe.
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:28, archived)
# That is not Morton Harket
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:26, archived)
# You know, Ghostie,
You could be right there.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:29, archived)
# I'z teh clevverers!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Indubitably so, sir
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Aha, with more chin stroking
and less shit songs.
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:30, archived)
# The Fat Duck
Tonight's special

The Shits

followed by

Thunder Chunks Surprise
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:27, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:29, archived)
# I might go round there and say out loudly 'Don't eat the food, it gave me rusty water for 3 day'
and then walk out
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:33, archived)
# why is the rock chasing thats vomiting man?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:27, archived)
# CAN YOU SMEEEEEELL WHAT THE ROCK COOKED THEN GAVE TO HIS GUESTS CAUSING THEM TO BE SICK??!!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:32, archived)
# compo it
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:28, archived)
# WAYNE'S WORLD!
PARTY TIME!
EXCELLENT!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Horne and Corden
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:19, archived)
# :)
(waxdart hello., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:20, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:27, archived)
# "Rancor Keeper"
sounds like a village in cornwall
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:52, archived)
# James Corden'd get it until he broke.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:20, archived)
# You're quite the wrong un
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Why?!
What's wrong with him?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:25, archived)
# He's lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Very much so.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:32, archived)
# and that from you
:P
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:33, archived)
# *groans*
that is bad
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:24, archived)
# It's so not. You're all weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:26, archived)
# I am weird :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:28, archived)
# but also nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:28, archived)
# You certainly seem so.... :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:30, archived)
# yes I am :)
and so are you
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:36, archived)
# ^oh yes, absolutely this
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:30, archived)
# *HUG*
see, someone sensible.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:31, archived)
# I never knew who he was - I kept seeing him on the occasional UK TV show like Buzzcocks
So would. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:32, archived)
# I'm a sucker for a chubby funny man.
We both are :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Ohhh yes.
/Churchill
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:33, archived)
# *high five*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:36, archived)
# I did like the skit show:)
Also I'm going to submit this to silly name corner for next week. Just got this off the council.

One is totally brilliant and the other is Fatboy Slim!

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Tot's not a name, she must be a right mental.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:23, archived)
# or top totty:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Waste management, yes.
Look what he did to Take Yo' Praise.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:30, archived)
# ZOMG she nicked off him!:)
I am aware of this.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:37, archived)
# what??????????? they blew up the world trade center??????
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:22, archived)
# I am going to watch it, but I know it is shit before I see it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:23, archived)
# it wasn't as bad as i thought it would be
the school sketch made up for alot

EDIT as indicated below
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:25, archived)
# I liked the burger one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Me too.
I think the whole thing was quite innocent humour.

EDIT: Although the, 'If you have the time, do the line.' bit made me think of b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:29, archived)
# that was good
but thought that the fat jokes got a bit boring
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:29, archived)
# This is what I tought
Is genuinely pretty funny. A couple of bottles of dog before hand works as well:P


Not that I'm calling you a cock.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:25, archived)
# I'm not even going to bother with the first bit.
BBC3 = evacuated bowels
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:26, archived)
# I'll tell mr wheatley you said that!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:27, archived)
# You can tell the Pope, as far as I care!
:D

Back when I was 'A Man From Auntie' BBC3 brought shame to us all.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:31, archived)
# BBC3 has been a great showcase for some amazing (obviously I'm not including the likes of Grown Ups in this) new comedies.
Including Boosh and B3ta's own Wheatley with The Wrong Door.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:38, archived)
# The Wrong Door is the exception, I'll grant you.
but the Boosh, don't even get me started on them.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:01, archived)
# But the very fact you don't like it is a good thing.
It's their experiments channel. If stuff went out that panpered to every taste then there'd be no great new stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Iplayer is the only way
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:28, archived)
# lol they're pretending to be gay, lol!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Memories!!!!
Ooohhhhhhhh.......

It's my story of pop
When music was top
We drank lots of pop
And danced and jived till we drop
because the music don't stop
like on Top Of The Pops...

Something esomething...

Bill Haley's Rock to Gary Numan...

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:28, archived)
[challenge entry] FUN with FONTS!


Inspired by selfadhesive's earlier post
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:14, archived)
# woo yay hoopla
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:15, archived)
# panowie. dibnah
soup herb
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:17, archived)
# egg shell ant!
fanta stick
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:18, archived)
# blue dee Brill
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:19, archived)
# fu king ace
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Egg Fu Yung
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:20, archived)
# wow
that's bloody ace

have a *clock*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Cheers
I need a clock, please be a CUCkoo?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:22, archived)
# It IS a cuckoo
but it's got the heard of a horse

and plays DeAgostini at Lunchtime
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Cuckoo Centaurs,
Best of all the animals.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:25, archived)
# wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Oh hell yeah, that's awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Oh hells! You're GOOD.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:17, archived)
# And you're too kind.
Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:34, archived)
# Consider yourself *clicked*, sir
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:19, archived)
# I'll considered it as done!
Good Gruntfuttock!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:36, archived)
# black end cock M
(waxdart hello., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:19, archived)
# sweeeet
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Mmmmm, Sweets...
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:40, archived)
# hommer simpstien dead for eur shins
ist gut
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:19, archived)
# My word, this is excellent.
It deserves my oldest and favourite woo!

(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:19, archived)
# hi cockalorum
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:21, archived)
# I motion-captured myself doing badass tramapomoline stunts.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:23, archived)
# thats good weight you've done
Did you do it by eye or use a film for frame of reference?
(waxdart hello., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Done all by guesswork using some crappy frame-by-frame freeware tool.
Those days in IT Support were terribly busy.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:25, archived)
# Hi cockalorum!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Now do one with the word COCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:20, archived)
# *glees* that yam very cleverer!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Blimey, that's a bit good.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:23, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Have a click from me
Wasn't expecting the full face, top banana!
(I helped save b3ta! Sammo, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:25, archived)
# superbly done
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:55, archived)
# yes!
nicely done :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:26, archived)
# Yes indeed!
Thanks Mel
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 1:43, archived)
# Awsomeness
Everything you do is wonderful :)

I just watched "nobody & joe"

Also, Wart and heart is tentative daring rhyming ;)
(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:46, archived)
# Ha, ha, thank you very much, glad you enjoyed the site
I made that "Nobody" animation a few years back for a BBC competition.
Thanks again!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:31, archived)
# last nights squirrel
but umm proper nsfw

www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/sandeewestgateskwirrel2n.jpg

go on shout at me, call me names I don't care.

(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:06, archived)
# VERONICA*
I can't click it, I'm at work.

* the most horrible name I could think of
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:07, archived)
# It's a
jamrag jamnog image. Use your imagination (or don't!):P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:35, archived)
# you sprout jumper!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:07, archived)
# it's like a button that says "DO NOT PRESS"
you know you shouldn't, but you really want to...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Danger
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Danger
High Voltage
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:09, archived)
# DANGERWILLROBINSON
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:10, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:13, archived)
# i pressed it
now where's my donut?!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:13, archived)
# It's streaming as we speak
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:17, archived)
# it's a bit low polly
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:18, archived)
# but think of the jam, WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE JAM!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Ewwwww
thanks for fucking up my sexdrive.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Have you tried
fdisk?
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:10, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:10, archived)
# yw ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Goddamn furries.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Know what annoys me more?
People that pronounce the word 'fairy' like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Poof is a much clearer word.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Oh Mykey Mykey Mykey
invading early? The OMGDRAMA's already fucking started.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:12, archived)
# It has?
it really doesnt need to, its just going back to the way things were
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:14, archived)
# This is going to be a millennium bug thing.
Everyone without a sensible head on their shoulders will flap about, screaming and wetting themselves and chucking insults about like they'd actually have the stones to do it in real life, and then nothing will happen.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:15, archived)
# *parties like it's 1989*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:16, archived)
# I predict a wave of probably well deserved bannings
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Weeding, I'd call it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:19, archived)
# I'd just like people to work on the principle
that if you would not consider saying it stood next to the person in a bar then you really have no rights to say it to that person on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:30, archived)
# well speaking as one who has had their teeth smashed in
I tend not to say anything I wouldn't say anywhere else. Normally quite nice things

however I wouldnt dorb a picture of a naked woman on the wall and start having
a conversation about bevil, mores the pity. hope your well etc

(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:47, archived)
# I'm good thanks.
And I'd probably have a laptop to hand so would be able to swap tips.
Besides, in the absence of a heavy glass ashtray in the pub these days, a laptop makes an extremely handy 'teeth-smasher-in'.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:53, archived)
# usb shaped scars !!!!
may is going to be a blast I havent been to one of these things before. I'm not sure how well my tips will translate into photo shop but allot of it seems transient.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:14, archived)
# you are the poster boy
of british mental health week AICMFAUD!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Like an open fly zipping up, combining, interweaving,
keeping the cocks inside.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:18, archived)
# they do it
its like a cry for help... or halp
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Ha!
Someone said "paytronise" to me the otherday. I seethed quietly.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:12, archived)
# The wife told me to get back on the SIDEWALK last week.
He was summarily punished.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Eeew!
Oh hey, some advice please.

I'm buying a new pair of Dr Martens, but I thought I'd go for a good looking pair of steel-toed ones this time, instead of my usual boring shiny black ones. The question is: do I get the matt black ones, or the dark distressed leather look?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:16, archived)
# pink
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:17, archived)
# BRIGHT. FUCKING. YELLOW. BOOTS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:19, archived)
# I have yellow trainers
they're fucking cool
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:20, archived)
# I reserve judgement!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:25, archived)
# I'd go with distressed, new docs always look dead odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:17, archived)
# I was edging towards that, but I only wear black boots, or black shoes - these are dark brown.
PANIC PANIC.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:19, archived)
# I'm wearing brown boots.
Get into the zeppelin headspace. Doesn't always need to be black.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Yeah, but I bet you look hot in yours :D
ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41HB8DVGtUL._AA280_.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Try cloggs.
The site, they've got shedloads of choice.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:26, archived)
# I will, thanks Wowowowowowowowowowow.
Sideways heart.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Aww, innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Matt black
14 hole 1914 cushioned collar for me.
But I'm very olde fashioned.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Steel toed?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:39, archived)
# yes.
I doubt you could find them now
I've had them 20 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:48, archived)
# sometimes i wonder what's wrong with this website.
others are just throwing away pictures of naked women. here we're covering them with fur.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Yiff
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:11, archived)
# i left that part out on purpose.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:12, archived)
# b3ta.com/furry
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:13, archived)
# gah
first i am fooled by the wikkifurry joke
now this!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Very nice!
*clickity-cloo*
(Davethefan began lurking again on or around, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:12, archived)
# try leaving it in a railway siding
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:14, archived)
# IT'S A BIT WEIRD ISN'T IT
I MEAN IT'S REALLY QUITE A BIT WEIRD BUT I AINT JUDGIN' OR ANYTHING BUT IT IS WEIRD
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:18, archived)
# OF COURSE ITS WEIRD THATS THE IDEA
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:21, archived)
# its not nswf but it is very nice
i want to see straight up lady squirrel porno
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:21, archived)
# with garfield and piss
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:22, archived)
# yes!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:23, archived)
# on fire?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Dear Christ!


I am sorry. Really.



Goodbye.

*runs like the wind - and I am not talking gentle zephyrs here, I mean like a fucking hurricane*
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:04, archived)
# face-off 2
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:06, archived)
# BEER, BEER, BEER, BEER
BEER, BEER, BEER, BEER, BEER

I'm SO THirsty
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:08, archived)
# excellent work there
perhaps could use a little saturation and brightness down on his face but top work.
I'm beginning to sound like someone else
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Ta!
I spent far too effin' long pintlin' around with saturation and levels and ended up making it worse. Not untypically.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:38, archived)
# dont worry the form is there
bad example1
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:01, archived)
# matching a source to a trget is all about
the birghtness and contrast really thats why you see allot of horror films in the 90's are dark. it saves on special effects because the mind fills in the bits you cant see. there are loads of little tricks, and I dont know how to do most of them but with a bit of practice it gets easyer. The joke is more important than the image quality I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:05, archived)
# This for a Birdie...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:53, archived)
# *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Birdie-Num-Num ?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:00, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHH! I love that film :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:08, archived)
# haha
link to the sauce!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:54, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:54, archived)
# oh this is ace
really. I'm impressed. Look. This is my happy face.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:55, archived)
# wow!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:55, archived)
# dangerous....
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:56, archived)
# I'm nervous
Really. Look. This is my nervous face.


Help me Grunty!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:00, archived)
# wow
you're alive with emotion
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:01, archived)
# I am abivalent with expressions
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:01, archived)
# well I'm ambidextrous with mine
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:07, archived)
# I'm equivalent with expression
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Are you suffering from CSS poisoning?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:01, archived)
# :O
I totally forgot, but I booked the room for the Derby bash last night :D

Don't worry, this doesn't mean I'm going to start harassing you all. Yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Is this our *special* room -
You know, the one we're not telling the Prof about?

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Hahah, yes
...though he even helped me arrange it
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Foiled again!
:)

What do you need me to do, by the way - Have I been allocated tasks?

*puts on pinny and rolls sleeves up*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Hmm...
I don't know.

This year I'm hoping to arrange some proper live music (or rather, a proper sound system so people can hear it) but I'll obviously allocate that to my musical missus.
I'd like people to bring mix cds again so we've got a good range of stuff to play inbetween.
I quite enjoyed Dixon's cakes (fnarr) last year so hopefully the tasty man himself or else 'someone' will bring similar this year.

What would you like to be in charge of?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Drinking.
You haven't allocated that job out yet, have you?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Bloody hell! Can't believe I forgot that!
You can be my chief drinker and the good Cap'n can be our resident temptress.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Well, I'd suggest you both share *that* role.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:28, archived)
# FREEBS!
*glomps*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:02, archived)
# Jessie!!
*glomps back with Verve and Emoticons*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:06, archived)
# naughty, naughty, smackie handies!
only use that for spam and trolls!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:01, archived)
# dammit - I should have said that instead....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:02, archived)
# hehehe, i was watching Danger Mouse yesterday, and that came from the "Custard" episode.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:05, archived)
# :D
I hate golf though - partially because I'm shit at it
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Hmm
you might even say you make a balls of it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:57, archived)
# I would never say such a thing
I swear more
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:58, archived)
# oooh
That's dead good.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Wonderful.
We love a bit of arts round here, we do.

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:56, archived)
# *daubs wildly at a canvas*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:57, archived)
# *applauds wildly*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:00, archived)
# *uploads wildly*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:03, archived)
# *replies avidly*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:07, archived)
# *answers with Quantel*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:08, archived)
# YES!
can i have a big one for my desktop?

I have the last one at the moment but this one is even betterer!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Ah...
I've only got in this size, but gaz me if a larger one than that is required.

Edit: By the way did you catch this one:

huge version.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:14, archived)
# wow!!!
that is the best one!!!

i was hoping/praying it wasnt i love horses. It would have got me good for the 6th time! :D

How did you do that btw?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:43, archived)
# *lights each one, tries to inhale*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:09, archived)
# hehehe
nice one.

*toddles off to have a ciggie*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:15, archived)
# nice one that man/woman/ fluff
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:57, archived)
[challenge entry] hehe! golf FTW
can i slide this in? its not worth its own thread! :)

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:57, archived)
# well
i think it am being best thing in this comp so far!
(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:00, archived)
# That is utterly worth its own thread
and I have clicked "I like this" in protest at your modest stance.
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:00, archived)
# swap the I and the c around in italicised, chappy
apart from that it's all good in the hood and shall be getting a click.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:00, archived)
# thanks!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:01, archived)
# and stick an a on the end of it
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:01, archived)
# when's-a YOUR drive like a bell end day?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:03, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:01, archived)
# ^ what he said
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 8:28, archived)
# *donk* *donk* *donk* *donk* *donk* *donk*
new keyboard please
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:02, archived)
# paypal?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:04, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:05, archived)
# well played!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Now there is NO excuse why you can't ALL sing along!
tubedubber.com/#_Q-6H4xOUrs:sFacWGBJ_cs:0:100:3:0:true


Well done OP
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Excellent work
*clickety*
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 4:34, archived)
# Cor
You've got this Photoshop lark down to a Tee.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:59, archived)
# hahahaha...
;D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:00, archived)
# I hate you
Please set your standards lower so the rest of us - esp me - dont feel so inadequate

this is ace
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Aw bless!
You're smashing! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:07, archived)
# hahahahah, wonderful stuff :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Top re-artage!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:08, archived)
# That's a wonderful idea
beautifully executed.
Well deserved fp :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Thanks sir!
Thanks sir, most appreciated! :}
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:13, archived)
# Oh my yes! *applaudes*
Bloody marvelous! All is forgiven! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Err thanks...
...what did I do? :( I can't remember!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:16, archived)
# hahaha that's quality
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:50, archived)
# Fine stuff
I suspect the original's like that really, and you're trying to fool us.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Thankee sir!
Your recent FPs have been wonderous! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:14, archived)
# simply
superb
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Thanks Flash!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 15:35, archived)
# oh my!
effin' brilliant
(william_shatner, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 22:43, archived)
#
great stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:24, archived)
# Very very cool....
...but that chick isn't gonna do very well, using a putter in the rough.

She needs something with much more loft.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:00, archived)
# I have no idea why...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Berlin
Berlout

Negerin
Negeruit
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Muppets
Mdownets


That one doesn't quite work sorry :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Nicaragua
Polypeptide
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:56, archived)
# JEWS JEWS JEWS

JEWS
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Bloody Hell....
every time.... every bloody time....

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:57, archived)
# I realised later that 'Persecution' would have been a far better album title. But...you know...
I'm a lazy cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:58, archived)
# *buys you several pints*
Not in the slightest, sir
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:04, archived)
# pfft!

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:58, archived)
# bbc basic!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:03, archived)
# your keyboard is working!
you told fibby-wibbs!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:05, archived)
# all i ever wanted was a new keyboard
i am sorry, i was most rude about your picture, when in fact it made me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:11, archived)
# on/off
(waxdart hello., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Hehehe
*wheels this one out again*
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Here's the rest of them


Click for bigger (314 kb)

Objectify at will!
(Robutt Two pearls in a cashmere sky, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Who they?
The Polyphonic Spree?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:48, archived)
# OH GOD!
are you the one sat down?

please stop posting these in new threads
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:49, archived)
# yeah that's me sat down
sorry for the posting i will go away now [sad face]
(Robutt Two pearls in a cashmere sky, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:54, archived)
# posting them is fine* just not in new threads
however don't delete it either now COS THAT'S WORSE!




*others might disagree
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Her first from the end dressed sensibly.
She's alright.

She doesn't really work there, does she? You've borrowed her from Outside.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:49, archived)
# do you mean second from the right?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:50, archived)
# le/la/der/die/das
you knew what I meant.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:51, archived)
# I thought you mean the one on the far left
in the grey trousers
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Blonde one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:55, archived)
# with the nice tits
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Just to clarify, yes?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:57, archived)
# ^ would

* Peasemould Gruntfuttock that is, not the blond one with the nice tits!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:03, archived)
# as long as nice means 'barely visible'
*peers*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:58, archived)
# we might need diagrams here
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Never did I think eugenics was a good idea
but ive changed my mind

they look a 'fun' bunch
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:49, archived)
# You don't have to be devoid of personality to work here
but it helps.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:53, archived)
# what the shuddering fuck are you doing?
GET OFF MY INTERNETS
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Fucksocks
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:50, archived)
# fast work FD
fast work
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Lets get BEER!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Oh... OK...
FINE TITS on the left!
(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:51, archived)
# yes
she's gone from MIGHT to WOULD
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:52, archived)
# I'll see your WOULD
...and raise you a HAVE?
(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:55, archived)
# I'll see your HAVE
and raise you an AM!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Congratulations. No, really, I am very impressed. It's very good news. I'm genuinely happy. Look, this is my happy face.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:51, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:53, archived)
# \o|\o
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:51, archived)
# how do they stay up there?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:53, archived)
# magnets
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:54, archived)
# cool
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:54, archived)
# WEAR AN ANTI-GRAVITY RED ITEM TO WORK DAY
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:54, archived)
# That's nice, dear.

Now please stop doing this, or I'll have to skullfuck the lot of you
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Do it , do it!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Now, that really wasn't such a great idea.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:52, archived)
# lololololol
(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:54, archived)
# i've been mostly lurking and doing other stuff
but i'm minded to wade in with a similar comment to those you've already had, but i really can't be arsed and you look far to zany and cool for me to even attempt to belittle anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Fucking cunting Arsenal supporters!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:12, archived)
# where's the racial diversity in your workplace eh?
EH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:16, archived)
# one of them's a jew
I think... er...
(Robutt Two pearls in a cashmere sky, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Sorry, but it's friday...
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:41, archived)
# is this TOAPIFOTI?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:43, archived)
# niagra solid
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Generic Porn Cat is roast chicken.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:43, archived)
# It's supposed to be a raincoat...
but this is also pretty good ;).
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Not nearly as annoying a font coming from space...
(Wheatabeat The hoi polloi, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:26, archived)
# OMG NASA uses Vista?
also - is /talk being killed off?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Well, that would mean the goat sacrifice was worth it, at least
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:30, archived)
# apparently they'll be gone in 15 days
I say we welcome our cousins from the other board with open arms... perhaps we could have a wee change of the rules
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:32, archived)
# To "personal attacks are allowed"?

I kid, I kid.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:33, archived)
# it was them
pasting pages of inane talk crap in new threads that spawned talk. Trust me, you don't want that back.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:34, archived)
# I tought it came about when 4rthur went to the wall
... although I don't know.

I'm a little conflicted, as a /boarder who seldom posts a new image...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:36, archived)
# I'm conflicted too.
If we could just do away with the archaic code and use a proper modern bulletin board then none of this would matter. You could go where you chose, you would only see what you chose, you have a thread all for your own image.
It works quite well for the rest of the fucking internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:39, archived)
# I quite like it being different to the norm.
I'm sick of seeing PHPBB everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:41, archived)
# I agree with this.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:53, archived)
# it affects the style of stuff we produce
meticulous and boring pics lose out to fast and fun stuff, the conversation flows more fluidly, and the threading is much, much better than phpbb
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:09, archived)
# ^this
and this

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Damn I am HOT
spelt H-O-T-T-I-E
(Robutt Two pearls in a cashmere sky, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:52, archived)
# That's the woerst news ever
and if 15 days time was April 1st I'd not care. Can you imagine what the death of talk would do to this board? 1 picture every 20 threads and 90% of threads nothing but faq nazi battles?

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:31, archived)
# well, I'd certainly get more work done....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Yeah,
that's exactly what things were like before /talk was created. No funny and original pictures at all. Everyone just shouting about things being over 50KB and being generally unpleasant.
(MooCow_Byter, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Plane Crash!
but baldmonkey survives

*edit* what are you talking about and what brings you to say this?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:31, archived)
# not sure if it's true or not
www.b3ta.com/talk/5998619
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:33, archived)
# no - I don't either
but I'm over there now - Observing...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:41, archived)
# hahaha
b3ta.com/talk/5998743
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:45, archived)
# What the hell is /talk ?
it looks like a broken version of the board.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:32, archived)
# It'd make it easier for us cross-posting traitors.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:32, archived)
# yeah
interbordal race traitor :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Couldn't give a shit, me.
It's all names on the internet, I don't care which link I click on in order to get to them. *shrugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:36, archived)
# :D
we could all learn so much from you... I hope the /talkers come here and they we all get along well... It'd be nice to have GMoS back and things.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:37, archived)
# People will just have to stop taking the internet so seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:39, archived)
# cue "Internets: Serious business" posts
...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:41, archived)
#
*cues*
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:51, archived)
# What happened to GMoS?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:42, archived)
# I thought he went to /talk
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:45, archived)
# hooray for the biboardians!
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:37, archived)
# *high text AND image based fives*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:39, archived)
# By this reckoning lurkers are asexual freaks.
Maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Yes.
/Talk's being shut down.

We're all discussing where to head next.
The common consensus is that they'll follow me, b3ta's leader and all round good egg.

JMG.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:41, archived)
# well - like mexico in The Day After Tomorrow -
we have plenty of room and we're a jolly sexy bunch...

also - how much is Rob shy - what if we all passed the hat around?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:43, archived)
# I best take the collection money.
I want an iPhone for starters. Then we can look into some kind of cheap hosting service with porn ads on the side.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:45, archived)
# maybe we could have a car wash like they do in filums
...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:49, archived)
# *prepares fwapping trousers*
You may proceed with the suds and the bikinis and the wetness.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:09, archived)
# I thought that you might grow out of this
but here you are with the "if I tell them how fantastic I am they will get angry and I can laugh at how empowering this is for me " 2 years on.

Your local authority will usually have decent mental health department and it's no shame to seek counselling to address your feelings of inadequacy.

( am I right Broon or am I right? )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:49, archived)
# This should be worth staying up for
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_projection
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:52, archived)
# shall I answer for Herr Doktar
Its more delusional. Poss psychotic disorder (schizophrenia, mania if bipolar etc..,)

serve with lithium based drugs and all will be well
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:53, archived)
# sorry I have to keep my
diagnosis of delusion for people of Catnippp's calibre.
JMG is like an itch compared to the tsunami of paranoid delusion that is catnippp.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:58, archived)
# here is the checklist - DSM based I think, for delusional
1. The patient expresses an idea or belief with unusual persistence or force.
2. That idea appears to exert an undue influence on his or her life, and the way of life is often altered to an inexplicable extent.
3. Despite his/her profound conviction, there is often a quality of secretiveness or suspicion when the patient is questioned about it.
4. The individual tends to be humorless and oversensitive, especially about the belief.
5. There is a quality of centrality: no matter how unlikely it is that these strange things are happening to him, the patient accepts them relatively unquestioningly.
6. An attempt to contradict the belief is likely to arouse an inappropriately strong emotional reaction, often with irritability and hostility.
7. The belief is, at the least, unlikely.
8. The patient is emotionally over-invested in the idea and it overwhelms other elements of his psyche.
9. The delusion, if acted out, often leads to behaviors which are abnormal and/or out of character, although perhaps understandable in the light of the delusional beliefs.
10. Individuals who know the patient will observe that his belief and behavior are uncharacteristic and alien.
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Thank you user #47549.
Thank you for your input.
Yes. I am laughing at you people. Two years on.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Oof.
Speaking of Space, TEH BLESSED is on Space 1999 on ITV4 right now, and if that wasn't enough, the alien planet cell in which he has the good guys has woodchip wallpaper and coving. Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:29, archived)
# you're kidding!
I used to love that!

in other news! Noon Chap!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:33, archived)
# I'm not kidding.
THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

Hello BBBbBbBbB
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Yay Space 1999
Didn't know it was on again will set phasers to stun and record it
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:34, archived)
# I watched Alexander
on Blu Ray last night ( don't ask me why, I'm collecting blu-rays ) And I had forgot that Blessed was in it. What it does mean is super hi-res screen grabs of blessed for pictures instead of the shitty, grainy, small, ones that google finds.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:42, archived)
# a brut of a font?
(I helped save b3ta! Fitbin, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:25, archived)
# googles
"boxing black and white minstrel show"

This better be a good font.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:28, archived)
# well its not
the lesser used "keegan light"
(I helped save b3ta! Fitbin, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Hee hee
I was trying to do that to Tommy Cooper but now I won't becuase it wouldn't have been as good.
(Girlyboy is going to be a bridesmaid!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:28, archived)
# is that Kevin Keegan?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:30, archived)
[challenge entry]

Latin




Wide Latin
(Girlyboy is going to be a bridesmaid!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:21, archived)
# people called romans they go the house?
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Hahahaha
Conjugate the verb "to go".
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:25, archived)
# it's motion towards isn't it boy?!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Ah. Ah, dative, sir! Ahh! No, not dative! Not the dative, sir! No! Ah! Oh, the... accusative! Accusative! Ah! 'Domum', sir! 'Ad domum'! Ah! Oooh! Ah!
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:29, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:29, archived)
# 'People called Romanes they go the house'?
/predictable and probably late. ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:25, archived)
# mind piss!
edit - bah, yours is more accurate too
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:25, archived)
# That scene always makes me gigle liek some sort of spazz.
(Girlyboy is going to be a bridesmaid!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:28, archived)
# ROMANS EAT DONUTS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:49, archived)
# ramones cunt domo?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Anagrammy fonty wonty

glassy cocky
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Warn Weirdo
Reward Wino?
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:21, archived)
#
Air Nerd Wow
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Not to be confused with:


Click for bigger (206 kb)
(runge got stuck to a vertical surface on:, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:15, archived)
# what exactly is going on here?
are you just writing obscure font names on random pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:16, archived)
#
Tahoma and Verdana aren't that obscure (esp the latter) - they're entries for Image Challenge which, according to Barry below, means they pop up on /main as well
(runge got stuck to a vertical surface on:, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:17, archived)
# oh ok.
No you are correct. They are not obscure.
It was the joke that was eluding me.
If you have any more be a darling and put them in the same thread so as not to push other people's work into the archive.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:18, archived)
#
duly noted
(runge got stuck to a vertical surface on:, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:20, archived)
# You know what? you're alright!
*looks around* guys, this one ain't so bad actually!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Disc-o-vary
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:11, archived)
# elvis kidney?
Travolta womb?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:11, archived)
#
note the fallopian tube and the platforms
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:12, archived)
# You need anatomy lessons
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:12, archived)
# is that an offer for sexing?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:17, archived)
# you mean there are non-sexing offers made here?
this gives me a whole new perspective on the place
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:20, archived)
# You know what,
I think you're safe there.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:12, archived)
# What is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Check the filename.
(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)
# arf
*sigh...*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:15, archived)
# hahahahahah, blimey....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)
# I had to filename it
but hahahaha.

have a psang
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)
# I've stuck it on the title now
Since I'm certain noone's dun it.
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Nice.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:17, archived)
# sheep ovary?
ah - file named :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:17, archived)

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