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Follow the intructions for $2,500

It can't be this easy, can it?

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g_j_p, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:08, archived)

That baby looks special

oh so special

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)

You're right

I don't think he's going to get the $2,500

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g_j_p, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:11, archived)

hahaha

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inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:14, archived)

He looks like Thom Yorke

oh, yeah I see what you mean

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:13, archived)

That's great! What kind of font matching algorithm are you using?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:11, archived)

font-o-matic

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:12, archived)

I'm not a graphic designer

You found me out :-(

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g_j_p, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:13, archived)

new-fangled 'look-and-guess' technology

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:16, archived)

trying to ram them into the post box is tough

on a related note...how many compo entires will we see that rip this off?

crystalsbouquet.wordpress.com/2009/02/28/baby-warning-instructions/

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herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:15, archived)

are men not allowed to breastfeed now?

fucking feminists

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)

it's a lesbian conspiracy

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herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)

I read that as Baby WARMING Instructions

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)

30 seconds on Defrost does the trick

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:29, archived)

...and...

*breathe*

That set is brilliant! I'm a good parent: I've only done 4 of the "WRONG"s...
Edit: But it's blatant theft from this book.

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Bee Nice |-|, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:41, archived)

I like this challenge... it's good.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)

hahahaha

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:19, archived)

heh

www.amazon.co.uk/review/RR3F4KAONA0GI/ref=cm_cr_pr_viewpnt#RR3F4KAONA0GI

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The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:19, archived)

hahaha yes! I remember this!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:20, archived)

hahahaha

I imagine your review of The Neverending Story was equally negative?

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:28, archived)

News AND Image Challenge in one go!

news

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)

Hahahahaha

I think you've got everything covered although a knitting needle is more effective than a coat hanger. It gets in deeper
*Thinks about that, grips knees*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:08, archived)

hehehe

I predict that that's going to be seen shortly by people visiting the welcome page of this website*

*Clever wording to avoid the dreaded curse - I think I got away with it

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:08, archived)

sir you are a very talented tiger

WOO YAY HOOPLA... PANOWIE!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)

your name changes are quite remarkable :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:14, archived)

this one was a bit of a

necessity - someone borrowed PunderC... but I think I'll stick with it for a while.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:16, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:33, archived)

why :(

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)

I thought you meant someone

had cybersquatted your normal name/stopped you using it

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)

this did happen

but - it's not really that much of a problem as long as they cleaned it afterwards

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:01, archived)

oh god

hahaha

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)

Pff

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)

I think birth control is a very important issue.

I've looked into all the options, and I think I'll use the frog.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:12, archived)

I think this is a good thing...

Hiding stuff like this is what what's got the 'youth of today' into the state its in now.

Or something

WooYayHoopla

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:13, archived)

Hang on, hang on

There's condom adverts on in the Simpsons ad break

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The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:15, archived)

heheheh

ouch!

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)

Hahaha

We have abortiion leaflets here

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:19, archived)

hehe

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:19, archived)

hahaha christ

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:22, archived)

Lovely.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:25, archived)

Hi Dr.Nick!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)

From the article:

"Currently, Channel 4 is the only channel where condoms can be advertised from 1900."

That was some remarkable forward planning!

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IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived)

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hYpe is haunted by humans, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:05, archived)

hahaha

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:06, archived)

I'd like to order one in pink please.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:06, archived)

haha :D

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:06, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)

Hahahahahaha

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)

hahahhahha!

(ivor_the_engine, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:11, archived)

\o/

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:12, archived)

ha ha ha

soup herb!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:13, archived)

hahahahahahah! office lollage, damnit!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:13, archived)

Great stuff!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:36, archived)

hahahaha

Might try this later

(Stoopid_Faaka, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)

HA!

YES

(abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:39, archived)

Haha Great Stuff

*click*

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Sheep!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 15:31, archived)

hahaha

I have actually used a baby bouncer as a cat catapult. I think it would work better with a baby. They don't have claws.

(Marmite Omelette ...but I feel better having screamed, don't you?, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)

Morning Ritchie, morning everyone

Have a quick concert paninist

(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)

RUBYRUBYRUBYRUBY

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:46, archived)

Think that's a tommy

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:47, archived)

Tommy tank?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:52, archived)

morning twinkle toes

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:50, archived)

O_o

Are you broadcasting from a parallel universe?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:52, archived)

we ar.. dcastin... n... neural net..rk 79 th.. ear is 5098

w... re... all that remains of the hu..n race...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:55, archived)

ooh handy

Do you have cornettos there?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:56, archived)

...hey ..ied out in the gr..t an....rible robot wars of 2826... we st...l ...ve vienettas

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:00, archived)

Cool

ASL, What are you wearing?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:01, archived)

*sigh*

I ..m 300 ye... ..ld, slim, toned, mu....r .... ark hair.... 11" c...; we hav.... volved beyond the ne...or clothes.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:04, archived)

fuck yeh

Got cam?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:05, archived)

22 male sydney.

cotton pyjama trousers and a flanno.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:04, archived)

What's a flanno?

Is it like a spanish quiche?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:05, archived)

No a spanish quiche is: ole *spluff* done.

a flanno is a sexy garment, kindof like a lace bodice for aussie men.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:08, archived)

well, that works for me

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:09, archived)

*tries hard not to imagine*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:11, archived)

I was going to reply some lyrics

but that's the only bit I can remember

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The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:50, archived)

Why won't anyone go "ahhhahhhahhhahhhahhahhhhhhhh"

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:51, archived)

I've just logged on and about to

check back in 30 seconds

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:00, archived)

Please, no.

No no no.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:51, archived)

Too late

IT IS IN YOUR DUTCH BRAIN LIKE A COCKROACH LASERBEAM

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:52, archived)

It is!

And I'm even playing completely different music

Satan doesn't like black metal. This is his theme song.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)

Whatcha listnin 2

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)

Edge of Sanity at the moment

I'm not particularly enjoying it, so I'm thinking what to change it to.
Maybe some Einsturzende Neubauten. I like them.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:05, archived)

Don't know Edge of Sanity, but I do know Einstürzende Neubauten

I would try somma that

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)

They released some great albums

I like Perpetuum Mobile and Tabula Rasa best. I think.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:13, archived)

I listened to Mama's Always on Stage by Arrested Development on the walk into work this morning

... mmmm - that's a good track!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:08, archived)

Don't know it

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:12, archived)

Ooh, it's all kicking off

I predict a riot

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The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:53, archived)

Its comments like that that make me realise

everyday I love you less and less

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:56, archived)

Just wait a few minutes

until the heat dies down

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The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:59, archived)

It does not move me

It's not the kind of thing that I like

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:06, archived)

*nervous tracks*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:09, archived)

*mixes it with Billy Jean*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:13, archived)

man - this song goes with EVERYTHING

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:14, archived)

IT'S YOU!

Only the Prof would wind me up like that.
*SPANG*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:16, archived)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:25, archived)

nananananana

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)

The best/worst earworm song for a long time

due to the fabby chorus.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:14, archived)

right - let's nip this in the bud

before someone says something they regret

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)

It's not very pretty I tell thee

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:03, archived)

See, this is where my knowledge of post 1993 music lets me down.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:04, archived)

I was listening to Coded Language the other day thinking

"God damn this is good music - so cutting edge and fresh... I wonder when it was released..."

1999 - 10 fucking years ago.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:12, archived)

aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:01, archived)

xxxx

MWAH :)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:04, archived)

Good morning Bill. Marvelous that.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:48, archived)

nyom nyon nyom

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:52, archived)

that man has a fuzzy face and hair and a beard

\o/

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:53, archived)

Haha

Brilliant

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The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:53, archived)

Also, I'll just slip this in here

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The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)

Haven't you just nicked that off the Ryanair website?

; )

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:59, archived)

hahahahaha....

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:11, archived)

did you get anything from Ryan Air for this

... ?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:01, archived)

Nope

emailed them, but to no avail.

Not sure what else I can do, tbh

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The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:02, archived)

cunts

you spoken with Archie about it - I think people pinch his things all the chuffing time...

not sure what the dillio is given that you doctored one of their images...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:06, archived)

Quite

But I think I should win the competition.

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The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:13, archived)

hahahha! damn this is making me very hungry.....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:01, archived)

Hot damn! Did someone say "Instructions"?

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The Neville What what what, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:43, archived)

hahaha and not a slat in sight

woo.

EDIT: ANd happy meatenburg day everyone.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)

did the MK II work?

Are there links and pics?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)

Haha

(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:45, archived)

Hot damn!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:47, archived)

ha ha ha

broken fingers are funny!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:48, archived)

this is how many of my diy jobs have ended up

and have a not very related to the compo roast anyway

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:49, archived)

"add the fucking mixture to the..."

pan? gap? nan? aaa? ... qnp?

I guess there are something we're just not supposed to know the answer to!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:52, archived)

it's nan

you were right

pour it all over her the fucker

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)

I have better recipe for Ramsey

1) add 1 kilo of butter to a saucepan
2) heat slowly until melted and continue to heat until butter is smoking
3) throw into wrinkly foul-mouthed face
4) add salt to taste
5) prophet

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)

there's also these omelettes

Student Omelette: First borrow 2 eggs...
Liverpool Omelette: First steal 2 eggs...
Pervert Omelette: First fuck a chicken...

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:56, archived)

haha

Clicky from me.

(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 20:21, archived)

I am tempted to go around Ikea...

... and slip these into random boxes.

Love it!

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Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:52, archived)

Photos or it doesn't happen

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:56, archived)

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The Neville What what what, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)

See, those are *proper* pants

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:01, archived)

*nods*

It's such a shame that they are no longer popular. This has lead the Neville to create instructions lest we forget the proper method of using them.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:12, archived)

I'll keep the flag flying :)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:32, archived)

Ahhhhh, that had me in stitches, too!

Fab.

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Bee Nice |-|, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:08, archived)

hahaha

everything seems to be in order here

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:15, archived)

Yay!

And welcome back!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)

This made me laugh.

I laughed from my diaphragm, so I did.

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:15, archived)

Darth Mall

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Ninj, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:28, archived)

hahahahha, oh dear lordy..... "ignites spangsaber"

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:30, archived)

the pun is strong with this one

b3ta has taught you well...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:47, archived)

I find your lack of spanging disturbing.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:02, archived)

oooh the purtiness

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:30, archived)

oooh, there's a sale on at Toydarians R Us!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:31, archived)

It's still bloody expenSith.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:38, archived)

Hahaha ace

Does anyone know the Pearl Jam parody, sort of like "Evenflow"?
It was a big laugh a few years hence. Wanted to hear it again.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:31, archived)

In fact

I think it was a range of parodied artists on one theme.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:38, archived)

D'you mean this?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLt5ZRdXgvg

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:39, archived)

That's not it

But nice - ta!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:53, archived)

woo

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:32, archived)

*goes to Top Man(delorian)*

Woo yay you spanky spanky person

ningles everyone

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:37, archived)

Congrats lully!

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Ninj, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:38, archived)

thanks - *gulp*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:40, archived)

Excellent stuff...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:38, archived)

Oh FUCKING HELL Ninj!

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:39, archived)

WOW!

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Frogbeat, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:39, archived)

Darth Mall - isnt that where Dawn of the Dead is set

this is aces

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boff FL OZ, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:41, archived)

haha you loon.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)

This tweaks well to the musical stylings of Billy Talent.

Specifically, Pins and Needles.

(King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:30, archived)

right thats it.

im going home. :D *clicks*

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:15, archived)

TOAPTOAPTOAPTOAPTOAPTOAP etc...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 8:58, archived)

This gets a HELL YEAH from me!

I fucking hate Monopoly!

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Joliet, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:00, archived)

Is it wednesday yet?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:01, archived)

^ What she said

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:08, archived)

Don't blame me

i suggested a perfectly adequate challenge that was ignored

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:12, archived)

Not by me!

*three times*.
Click here thank you ta

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:12, archived)

I'm aware of this merci

I awoke this morning convinced of a brief fleeting moment of glory

Once again, my dreams lay dashed and shattered at my comedically over-sized feet

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:16, archived)

the only way I'd blame you was if your name was Fraser and you picked toap challenges every week

and I voted for your idea :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:14, archived)

not by me - i voted for it

even prepared a pic :(

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:20, archived)

Can you use the b3ta hosting? *grovels*

The source url for that comes up as blocked for being a "hacking site".
At least with www2.b3ta.com I can change the www to an s to see it.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:25, archived)

b3tards.com is far better

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:28, archived)

But you can't delete files

Unlike... er... never mind.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:33, archived)

why would you want to?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:39, archived)

You can always

upload a blank image named the same thing which will replaces it.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:43, archived)

oooh sorry

it's image shack hosted.....didn't think there would be a problem, thought lots of people used that

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:28, archived)

I can't see b3ta hosted stuff at home

No idea why, it's not like I've got a super sturdy firewall setting.

I blame Vista

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:31, archived)

Vesta? as in the curry

They should bring that back perhaps as a Home premium edition with added poppadoms

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boff FL OZ, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:39, archived)

Can I be the car?

I've actually played many an enjoyable game of monopoly at ms. mediocre's place. They have a special set of rules that make the game about 5x faster.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:13, archived)

Summary?

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IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:20, archived)

"You only get to go around the board once"

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:26, archived)

Haha

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:39, archived)

No mortgages (you sell your streets to other players if you're short of money)

After almost all the street are sold, there's an auction for the remaining streets, then a market opens to trade streets until everyone has only complete towns.

You may only buy houses for every street in your town at once.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:41, archived)

Does it involve taking large amounts of cocaine?

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:48, archived)

That goes without saying

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:51, archived)

FUCK OFF ALL OF YOU CUNTS

I'm having the car.

It's a fucking stupid game anyway.

'lo b3ta

(Obamanable Snowman, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:14, archived)

Hahahaha, aint it 't truth?! :)

I don't care if this challenge is toap, this is funny as hell

(

Victor Meldrew, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:25, archived)

this has all the truth

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:41, archived)

Hear hear!!

*clicks* :D

(

Ninj, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:46, archived)

hahahahahahaha

funnycauseitstrue!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:48, archived)

So true.

Just so true. Nicely done.

(

Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:49, archived)

Where Eagles Dare

I haven't seen it in aaaaaaages

(sephjnr, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:07, archived)

BLOKES- look away now

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 8:53, archived)

Shirley

the bloke would just come back with some witty retort about the woman's fanny being about the size of a bucket.

Nicely done though! *clicks*

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Joliet, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 8:55, archived)

You'd think so...

but in our enlightened times women are entitled to belittle men at every opportunity, but the reverse no longer applies.

(cf. every fucking advert on the telly at the moment)

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 8:59, archived)

I blame Germaine Greer

Just in general, for everything

(

Joliet, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:01, archived)

awwww never mind

only another 2000 years of abuse to go then we'll be quits ;)

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:05, archived)

you realise you are effectively saying that the last 2000 years of sexism were entirely justified.

well done.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:54, archived)

how...

does saying that 2000 years of revenge will rectify an original wrong imply that the original wrong was justified?

(Pingoo likes cheese, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:35, archived)

I saw one last night

for an oven cleaning product that literally* used the line "so simple even a man could do it".

*possibly ironically, who knows?

EDIT: here you go: tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/oven-pride-oven-cleaner-in-a-bag/

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IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:08, archived)

I've seen that

the oven bag thing... almost as bad as the fajita one where the woman claims her bloke's cooking is going to poison her.

I'm sure 50s ads were never that bad

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:11, archived)

In fairness, I think they were quite unfair, quite often.

It would be interesting to do a comparison.

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IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:20, archived)

I want to punch the woman

Just for the silly "he Heh!" laugh at the end.

(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:13, archived)

fortunately I've

blocked it from my conscious memory.

It's just the nightmares and general feeling of malaise for me.

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IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:19, archived)

phones trading standards office

..gets them to add,,"with a litle help first time" ;)

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:13, archived)

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IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:17, archived)

"...once he finds the kitchen."

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:18, archived)

I think it's amusing

that they think we would clean a oven anyway.
Just fire it up to max for a few hours normally gets it sorted.

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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)

no competition

when fanny and willy insults are traded, it's the men who generally end up in therapy ;)

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:01, archived)

don't get me started about what men think of women

and vice-versa.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:07, archived)

haha! testosticles is a good word

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spacefish bong!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 8:55, archived)

I should have taken your advice... reading that made me wince...

*shivers*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 8:56, archived)

Woo! Mind if i slip this in here?

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Gooch Is neither here nor there, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 8:57, archived)

Haha I'll just leave this repost here then

Click for bigger (151 kb)

(??no-idea??, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:35, archived)

Everything's got instructions for the thickies these days

And, yes it doesn't fit the compo but by 11 o clock no one will give a shit anyway

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 8:32, archived)

hahahaha! brill!

subtle taggage too :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 8:35, archived)

what about if I want to used a mars bar as a sex toy?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 8:38, archived)

You get Careless Wispa by George Michael

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 8:40, archived)

*googles* ah it's a chocolate bar.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 8:42, archived)

you sure you would rather it were a Double Decker?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 8:42, archived)

would you like me to explain what I would like?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 8:44, archived)

I suspect it would be somewhat NSFW.

or maybe NSFA

:D

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 8:47, archived)

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 8:38, archived)

So true

I saw instructions on a box of Coco Pops for making Coco Pops with hot milk. If you're too fucking stupid to work it out from the name, you don't deserve Coco Pops with hot milk.

(

Bob Todd whee, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 8:39, archived)

You don't deserve breakfast!

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 8:55, archived)

Nyom nyom

Ningles Joe

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 8:46, archived)

Yup I concur

(

boff FL OZ, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 8:48, archived)

Hai popular fish!

(

Joliet, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 8:53, archived)

a double brill

as they say in japan

(

boff FL OZ, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 8:54, archived)

Blimey, there's never a suitably sized spanging pan when you want one!

(

Joliet, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 8:56, archived)

i had a brill a few weeks ago

i bought it purely on the basis of the fishmonger's limited but enthusiastic brill pun routine. it was actually rather well-named

(

spacefish bong!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 8:54, archived)

oooh thank goodness, now i can eat

(

spacefish bong!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 8:52, archived)

morning all

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 8:03, archived)

Hahahahahaha

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 8:07, archived)

This is normally what happens when I try to make a paper dart.

(

Bob Todd whee, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 8:11, archived)

hahahaha!

'ningles everyone!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 8:11, archived)

good morningles

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 8:12, archived)

top o' tha mornin' to ya!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 8:18, archived)

I trust all is well at theoriginalsteves?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 8:43, archived)

it is indeed! Aside from the fact I need to get my grubby mits on an A3 lightbox....

I just can't be bothered to make one.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 8:47, archived)

nings stevie

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 8:25, archived)

howdy doo JS

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 8:33, archived)

Is that the joint strike fighter?

I guess that's how they actually make them, out of steel plating

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 8:12, archived)

I thought it was the F22

but the final panel shows a bin and not the California desert

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 8:19, archived)

Area 51a

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 8:20, archived)

Heh heh heh heh

'Ningles peeps

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 8:20, archived)

Ning Petunia

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 8:27, archived)

Good morning

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 8:44, archived)

hehehe!

ningles all

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 8:25, archived)

morning

is that an Ikea paper plane?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 8:27, archived)

ning, B³ - these name changes are really confusing!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 8:40, archived)

not worth its own thread

news

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 8:29, archived)

I'm with God on this one; I hate movies with happy endings too.

All the principle characters should all be killed off, leaving just the mentally disabled hanger-on of the characters to survive due to a series of strange events, leaving the audience felling somewhat bemused and irrate.

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 8:39, archived)

hahahaha!

wonderful as ever, mr toats

(

spacefish bong!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 8:56, archived)

very good

I like this.

(Obamanable Snowman, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:17, archived)

lovely

(

mozza, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:25, archived)

Nidzica is a town in the Warmian-Masurian Voivodeship in Poland, between Olsztyn and Mawa. It has a population of 14,798 (2004). It is the capital of Nidzica County.

(

Mystery_Bob, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 6:50, archived)

Mod secrets!

Woo.

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 6:55, archived)

HAHAHAHA

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 6:58, archived)

Richard Branson?

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 6:58, archived)

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 7:08, archived)

Branson doesn't need a lifejacket, he has a self-inflating neck.

Hi gronkpan.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 7:14, archived)

Bronson would need one.

Bronson Pinchot would require a life jacket.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 7:16, archived)

O HAI cousin Larry

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 7:18, archived)

So you have $200,000 worth of cola

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 7:21, archived)

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 7:21, archived)

Get out of the city!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 7:25, archived)

ha ha ha ha

(

@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:00, archived)

Oooh I bet that boy is under aged

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 7:04, archived)

Ace

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 7:14, archived)

Rush job

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 6:08, archived)

ROWAN WILLIAMS LIKES THIS

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 6:12, archived)

This is good.

Or evil, depending on your deity of course.

*click*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 6:18, archived)

ohhh, new compo, so here's the instructions for Riverghost's bed from Ikea :)

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 6:20, archived)

my bed did this very thing last night

which is one of the reasons i was up at 5am

that and the cat being sick

:/

(DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 6:43, archived)

hahahaha

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 8:29, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 5:49, archived)

STOP SCREWING YOURSELF!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 6:02, archived)

RIGHT IN THE FUCKING HEART

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 6:03, archived)

after all these years this has lost none of its charm

www.funfreepages.com/flash/fuck_shit_piss.php

for added enjoyment, open several at once (at random intervals)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 6:02, archived)

it has the seal of approval by the National Tourettes Association

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 6:08, archived)

PIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSS.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 6:09, archived)

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIT

Oh hang on... I think that was uttered by Sean Connery

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 6:13, archived)

ah well now I'm listening to the kitty cat dance

AND I MEOW, MEOW, MEOW
AND I MEOW, MEOW, MEOW

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 6:24, archived)

Always use the right tools for the job.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 6:13, archived)

SHE SAW THAT!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 6:14, archived)

that's hot.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 6:14, archived)

Also very quick and dirty.

I'll try to do a better version sometime
when I have less things on my desk.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 6:17, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 5:28, archived)

Don't you just hate when that happens

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 5:29, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 5:30, archived)

HE SEES INTO MY SOUL

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 5:33, archived)

HE WANTS YOU TO GET HIM SOME ORANGE SHERBERT

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 5:35, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 5:55, archived)

That's a good one.

I hadn't seen it before

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 6:03, archived)

I've never posted it before.

UNLIKE THIS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 6:06, archived)

Dear little freebase

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 6:12, archived)

THIS IS ACE!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 5:34, archived)

VIMOD should have leant him his shoephone

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 5:32, archived)

SORRY ABOUT THAT, CHIEF

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 5:34, archived)

I REQUEST THE CURRY OF SILENCE!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 5:37, archived)

A rare curry indeed.

PARP!!!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 5:43, archived)

I smelt that one. It was an SBD!

(silent but deadly)

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 5:47, archived)

THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE CALL CENTRE.

(

postbear has metal knees, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 5:38, archived)

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 5:40, archived)

(

Microwave, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 4:50, archived)

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is your best work yet.

GJM!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 4:54, archived)

WARNING, INCOMING GAME!

> take sword
You take the sword.
> GJM
GJM is not a valid command.
>

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 4:54, archived)

bollocks!

10: goto 20
20: print "GJM"
30: run

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 5:01, archived)

GET YE SWORD

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 4:59, archived)

'S-WORD' MEANS 'SHIT'.

THAT'S GROSS.

(

postbear has metal knees, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 5:05, archived)

S IS FOR SYPHILIS

WHICH IS A DISEASE I DON'T HAVE, BY THE WAY

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 5:10, archived)

YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT. WE NEED PROOF!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 5:11, archived)

On a totally different note, I need another beer.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 5:21, archived)

drippy green beer.

(

postbear has metal knees, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 5:24, archived)

I'm drinking Carlsberg right now, so I guess it is!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 5:36, archived)

OKAY IT HAS BEEN OVER A YEAR SINCE I GOT TESTED AND SHIT

BUT YOU CAN TRUST ME, BABY

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 5:26, archived)

Helen Clark said them same thing...

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 5:37, archived)

well it got her into the U.N.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 5:50, archived)

I DON'T EITHER, THE RANCID POISONS IN MY COCK WON'T LET THE SYPH IN.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 5:17, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 4:29, archived)

AAU

The mouth is odd, yet fits really well there.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 4:37, archived)

Cheers

Yeah I approached it a little differently. I'm liking those acute angles at the moment.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 4:40, archived)

VERY CUTE.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 4:41, archived)

you know

it's almost like cubism

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 4:42, archived)

ALMOSTISM!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 4:45, archived)

almostism was a movement that began in nearly, france.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 5:39, archived)

: )

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 6:09, archived)

PREPARE TO LYNCH

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 4:40, archived)

I don't know who she is, but I like her eyes and eyebrows

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 4:42, archived)

i like this. i do.

(

postbear has metal knees, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 4:52, archived)

BANG BANG COPS AND ROBBERS

BANG BANG ROBBERS AND COPS

BANG BANG, ROB THAT BANK

PUT ‘EM IN JAIL, PUT ‘EM IN JAIL

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 4:57, archived)

YOUR WIFE IS NANCY SINATRA!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 5:01, archived)

SLAP THE BUM

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 5:09, archived)

Nice :D

I especially like the multiple overlapping layers down in the bottom left. Beefs out the picture :)

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 5:01, archived)

Ex Commupence

(Spiffing, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 3:56, archived)

Prepare to Lynch? OK THEN!!!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 4:00, archived)

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 4:01, archived)

In 1780, an Irishman invented the toilet seat. In 1810 an Englishman put a hole in it....

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 4:00, archived)

In 2009

women of all nations await the coming of the first male able to piss through it accurately

(

cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 6:56, archived)

aaaaaaaahhhhhahhhhahhah

I like this

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 4:01, archived)

APE RAPE.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 4:06, archived)

Where to Buddy?

it's my b3ta birthday!
not so great without an icon
i'm working on donating this week!

(Fly Projector, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 3:10, archived)

Seaworld please!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 3:11, archived)

awwwwwwwwww

water taxi?

great 'shop, nice work on the lighting and opacity.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 3:11, archived)

^what he said also

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 3:12, archived)

Nearest school for girls, and step on it!

Nice, woo.

edit: Happy b3day!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 3:12, archived)

ROOM FOR ONE MORE?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 3:14, archived)

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.

Although without the question mark.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 3:19, archived)

I'VE GOT MY PAEDO HAT ON

HIP HIP HIP HIP HOORAY

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 3:24, archived)

I'M EATING A FRITZL RIGHT NOW

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 3:25, archived)

LUCKY EPHEBOPHILE JACKET PLUS A BUCKET OF LARD AND YOU'RE ALL SET.

List of local criminal lawyers might be handy too, actually. LOL.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 3:31, archived)

YOU BASTARD I HAD TO LOOK THAT ONE UP

A subtle distinction to be sure.
but I see the kids on the bus and I'm like AWW HELL NAH
a school uniform is NOT a turn-on

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 3:36, archived)

it is on a skeleton holding a balloon.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 3:37, archived)

yeah, but you're weird like that

(

deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 3:45, archived)

we're all weird like that.

i just don't hide it.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 3:48, archived)

no skeletons please

a nice plump midget, maybe

(balloons optional)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 4:04, archived)

PLUMP MIDGET SKELETONS.

QUICK SOMEONE GET THE CHINESE CHARACTERS OF THIS TATTOOED ON YOUR FACE.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 4:06, archived)

so many students dress like buttprostitutes these days.

I was on the bus this morning thinking SURELY WHEN YOU GOT UP AND DRESSED YOURSELF TODAY YOU WERE FULLY AWARE YOUR NIPPLES ARE POKING RIGHT THE FUCK THROUGH YOUR SWEATER
of course when I noticed the paw print tattoo on her right breast I knew I was looking at ONE CLASSY LITTLE LADY.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 4:07, archived)

i overheard one tart explaining the concept of 'DILF' to another on the streetcar a while back.

while they were annoying they did at least show an appreciation of the older men.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 4:14, archived)

LITTLE BASTARDS LIE ABOUT EVERYTHING INCLUDING THEIR AGE.

SO COVERING ALL BASES IS THE BEST PLAN.

Just sit in the dugout and the lard propels them off as they run in.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 3:42, archived)

it only hurts for the first twenty miles.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 4:05, archived)

Bit of an exaggeration there.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 4:09, archived)

...AND CIRCUMCISED THE SKIPPER.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 4:14, archived)

Rough sex of that sort is all too rare these days.

Waite, I'm wrong. Jar-man is still making the rounds on the blogs and sites.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 4:18, archived)

i sent that to a few people, tagged 'DON'T WATCH THIS'.

they blamed me for their own curiosity.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 4:23, archived)

HAHAHA!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 4:30, archived)

WELL HOW FAR WOULD YOU CRAWL, TAHKCALB?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 4:19, archived)

Rumor has it she's more interested in girls.

That said... I might give it the full five miles for those dancer thighs of hers.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 4:26, archived)

dude, I don't even know who that is.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 4:30, archived)

Julianna Rose Mauriello, aka Stephanie.

The girl from Lazy Town grown up a bit more than when she did that show.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 4:34, archived)

ah okay

I kind of guessed that from the file name
but I wasn't sure
I haven't seen the show, I only know her as an Internet I SEE A PAEDO meme.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 4:41, archived)

She reminds me of Alizée

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 4:44, archived)

Not even a tenth as slutty.

Also has some talents. Not that any of that matters when one is looking at tarts. [/;-D

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 4:48, archived)

pedo bear applauds

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 4:19, archived)

wow

really nice work :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 3:12, archived)

Thanks! ...these type take a bit!

(Fly Projector, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 3:15, archived)

Octopuses have a beak, I am amused by this

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Shlvng, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 3:12, archived)

ALSO: happy b3taday! {:¬D

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Shlvng, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 3:23, archived)

Tanks!

(Fly Projector, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 3:30, archived)

HAPPY B3TADAY YOU FREELOADING CUNTMOP.

I'M FROM PAYPAL AND NOW I HAVE ALL YOUR MONEY.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 3:32, archived)

No worries...i'm gonna make a bank account just for that!

Sides i want a Flat Eric doll from ebay! :P

(Fly Projector, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 3:37, archived)

I WANT TEARS.

TEARS AND CAKE.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 3:42, archived)

you light up my life, postbear.

an excellent idea but that shit is so fake.
I WANT TO SEE THE REAL FUCKING THING

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 3:51, archived)

we must sometimes create our own fun.

if we had unlimted funds we could make real eatandcry videos.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 3:53, archived)

we could do it with babies but those fucking things cry all the fucking time anyway.

except when they're dead.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 4:02, archived)

i guess the irish could prove useful.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 4:07, archived)

HAHAHAHA

This is a good reason not to have children

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 4:25, archived)

not to mention when they shit themselves and stink up the whole god damn place

WHICH OCCURS ON A REGULAR BASIS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 5:11, archived)

this is really rather good

top notch

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 3:40, archived)

Do what I did.

Set up a paypal subscription for a quid a month. It's set-and-forget. Helps out and doesn't break the bank.

and happy not-quite-candleday :-)

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Ratsta, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 3:57, archived)

He loves his nutmeat

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 2:53, archived)

NUTMEAT, FULL OF DICTATORY GOODNESS

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Shlvng, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 2:57, archived)

AND NOT AT ALL PABLUMESK

NO SIRREE ROBERT

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Shlvng, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 2:58, archived)

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Shlvng, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 3:08, archived)

ENDORSED

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 3:10, archived)

ROLLIN' THE OPPOSITION FLAT!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 3:11, archived)

GOT TO SLIP IT UP BEFORE THE RUSH GETS GONE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 3:12, archived)

I've got to feel it with the hot mind on.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 3:30, archived)

HEY NORMAN, WAS IT THROWN WITH A BROKEN ARM?

Bottle it up, to keep it warm.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 4:03, archived)

Death by Emo!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=i614darHcGQ

(Fly Projector, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 3:25, archived)

THICKY MCTHICKY THICK-THICK NOMS HIS THICKY NUTMEAT UNTIL HE IS THICK TO HIS STOMACH.

Thick fucker can thick off.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 2:57, archived)

made from the meaty nuts of his compatriots

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 2:57, archived)

NUTMEAT: OPPRESSING THE MASSES SINCE 1980

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 3:10, archived)

NO NUTMEATS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS ANIMATION I HOPE.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 3:38, archived)

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Microwave, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 2:12, archived)

Have you been hanging out on 4chan again?

Come back, microwave! We miss you!

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Ratsta, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 2:13, archived)

24/7 NEWS DON'T CARE BOUT BLACK PEOPLE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 2:14, archived)

what are you talking about

theyre reporting on niggerdeath extensively

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Microwave, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 2:15, archived)

TALK IS CHEAP

THE SQUARE JAWED BABY EATING FUCKS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 2:16, archived)

100% fact!

FUCKING ENDLESSLY TWENTY FUCKING FOUR FUCKING SEVEN, THE FUCKERS!

Also
Sand, bean and dot.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 2:30, archived)

NO ONE CARES ABOUT DON KING ANYMORE EITHER

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 2:18, archived)

AL ROKER BETTER WATCH OUT

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 2:16, archived)

I LOVE YOU LITTLE AL ROKER

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 2:19, archived)

i have the same nickname for my penis

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 2:21, archived)

True to life, alas.

Also

ALSO
GJM

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 2:16, archived)

ROADSIDE CAVITY SEARCH.

In caps for extra emphasis.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 2:17, archived)

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Shlvng, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 2:37, archived)

Ahh yes, the polite pablumesk twattle of the BBC.

The ultra superior tone and euphemistic slagging of anyone worth
less than a million pounds. Suck holes and posers the lot of them.

edit for edit: HAHAHA! Nice try, Dear.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 2:42, archived)

PABLUMESK

will be my word of tomorrow

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Shlvng, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 2:44, archived)

YAY!

It fits most broadcasting, so the BBC is
hardly unique in that regard. [/;-D

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 2:47, archived)

topical.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 3:43, archived)

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