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#

Closely related to the vagina monster
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 14:22, archived)
# silliness!
woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:17, archived)
# haha
what a nice new word
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Inspired by a remark by Shalroth:
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 13:01, archived)
#
Gonk Merkin
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Hahah
my new phrase!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 13:08, archived)
# WIL, sorry to TJ, but I don't want to start a new thread...
Epiphany requested a dinosaur, so here it is:


bit bigger.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Rather woosome there.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Aha! you're back to you, sir!
Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Indeed. Identity crisis over.
Although I was very tempted to stick with it after I got my first FP after 2 days as Sleeper Service!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Well, that would be fully understandable!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)
# That is not a dinosaur.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Oh bloody hell, here we go...
I'm going to regret asking this, but...why?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Because that is a Pterosaur :P
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 14:11, archived)
# *applauds*
Yes, yes it is.
My terms of reference went as far as 'it was in one of the Jurassic Park movies, and was from the Cretaceous period, so it'll do'.

If you want the Natural History Museum, it's down in Kensington.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I AM THE NATURAL HISTORY MUSEUM! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 14:16, archived)
# You really aren't you know.
On second thoughts, if you really do think you are, I'd suggest therapy. You're still young; Marvelous things can be done.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Never!
*runs into the garden and dances in pants*

Hells yeah! It's the sexy pants dance!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 14:20, archived)
# *geek hat*
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pterosaur
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 14:12, archived)
# We rock ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Hmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 14:14, archived)
# We are grim, I know
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 14:16, archived)
# You've nothing to apologise for, sir
:)

I've never looked at your profile before - What staggeringly good photographs!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 14:17, archived)
# :)
What a lovely thing to say!

Cheers mate
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 14:20, archived)
# OH FUCKING YES :D
Thank you muchly you talented talented man :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 14:15, archived)
# No worries, apologies for the delay.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 14:19, archived)
# I love this
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Something for the /links crowd
*opposing light sources*

I'm off to watch City Of God.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)
# the last stage of goat development is catnippp
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)
# The xenogoat
Is Catnipp still around? I thought it was just a regular being a troll
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 13:09, archived)
# yeah he posted yesterday i think
im not sure if its a troll or not

i think he has a website
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)
# It's extremely hard to tell if a nutter is a troll
like some sort of version of the Turing Test.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 14:11, archived)
# pfft
also, i've just done this quiz

(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Can I be a boarder even though I can't draw please?
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)
# You know full well that being able to draw is no pre-requisite
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)
# according to a graphic in the FAQ...
As long as the picture took 3 minutes or more to make, it is worth posting.

I could be wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Shit! I better never post a new thread again then :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 13:01, archived)
# I'm really shit and somehow I manage.
Somebody liked one of my pics once. I liked it.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Haha!
Shows a distinct lack of judgement, having a public go at cr3 on a messageboard that he codes.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Are you seeing something in this picture
that I don't?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Yesterday...
thread since deleted...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 13:44, archived)
# But look at the evidence
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEImD_r6D8o
blah blah blah, 7 paragraphs of shit
http://www.prisonplanet.com/chinas-hi-tech-death-van-where-criminals-are-executed-and-then-their-organs-are-sold-on-black-market.html
blah blah blah, 3 paragraphs which has nothing to do with the links
some bollocks conspiracy theory
(sanguine_badger, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Heh
I love goats
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 13:11, archived)
# :D
Great filum, enjoy...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Enjoy City of God! It is aces! After that, buy and watch the TV series!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 13:20, archived)
# If B3tards flock together to ban the goat
Doesn't this make us all sheep





/Baaaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Way to ram home the point ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)
# They can't pull the wool over my eyes
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Give me Aries-on why not?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 14:29, archived)
# I have a collie/doberman cross
I will set my mutt on anyone who tries
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Sheeple!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 16:08, archived)
# heheheee
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 16:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Wrong instructions at a number of levels...
Photoshopping WW2 history. My bad.
(AnnaPhylaxis All fish and no aquarium, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)
# *burps in ear*
*runs off giggling*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)
# I sneezed while pissing before
i heard it wasn't possible

i just hope i haven't borked any internal organs
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Methunks that you may be confusing it with sneezing with your eyes open.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)
# I often sneeze while shitting
It can be painful and messy
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 13:32, archived)
# We've all been there.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 14:17, archived)
# I love you Chutters :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Funniest thing I've seen ages!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 21:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)
# honoured
My shiny penis thanks you from the top of his highly reflective helmet.
(AnnaPhylaxis All fish and no aquarium, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 18:48, archived)
#
the day will come when regret what you say about jade
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Perhaps, but I will be long since in the ground when that day arrives.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)
# In several different pieces if that bloke is to be believed ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)
# hehehe...
quite so.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 13:44, archived)
# With a sign like that
they won't want to go.
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)
# It's in English....
...They won't know what it says. Well, some will, but others will think its a joke...
(AnnaPhylaxis All fish and no aquarium, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 18:53, archived)
[challenge entry] bit bigger than i expected..but it is a slow day ;)

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Hahaha deaf cunts :D
I just tried to draw an F1 car,but failed :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)
# lol bottom right is the goatse signal for the deaf
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Haha, funny.
But that's a horribly difficult font to read.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Aircraft death lols
According to science, aircraft safety belt buckles are often pushed by panicking people, thus dooming them.
I saw it on horizon so it must be true!
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Erm. WHat did you actually photoshop there?
I also think that the fact that the plane is plummeting to earth at terminal velocity is probably more directly involved with their impending doom.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:49, archived)
# I haven't been on a plane in a good few months,
but I am pretty sure the buckles don't actually say push when you are meant to pull them ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
# pretty good shop there eh?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)
# GIANT MUTANT STRAWBERRY TJ!!!

with objects for size reference.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)
# That toothbrush looks like it's been in bad places
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:06, archived)
# What? Slough and Wales?
It's got one of those fucking useless tongue cleaners on it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:08, archived)
# and some vaseline
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)
# No that's just on my butt plug.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)
# I remember a doctor once telling me "don't rub the tongue as it can cause trauma"
make of that, what you will
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)
# What?
Even if it's in my sandwich?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)
# *ESPECIALLY* if it's your sandwich
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Its all bollocks, just another marketing scheme
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Re you implying its been contaminated by Riverghost's "Reggae Reggae sauce"?
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Who's this Riverghost person? Is he like riverghost?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# I thought it was
Rectal Rectal Sauce.

I guess reggae makes slightly more sense.
(Fidoh, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
# kill it with hammers!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Would 'eat it with cream' surfice?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:18, archived)
# cream hammers!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)
# I wish the air hostesses had pull written on the though:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Depends which airline.
Virgin and BA, yeah, prolly.

Easyjet? Get fucked!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)
# ralph fiennes banged a qantas hostie a couple of years ago. christ what an uggo she was.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)
# poor guy,
and that's unfortunate for Raplh too.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:05, archived)
# that's so australian*
"hostie"

no doubt on the "planie"

flying to the airportie

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Ha!
Those crazy Criminalies :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Hostie = Trolley Dolley
Fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)
# trollie dollie
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Instead of the stewards.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)
# the plummet doesn't do very much. it's the mandatory landing.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Thanks
I'll take it as a giant compliment that my photoshopping is seamless!
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
# :)
I can obviously see it now that I have finjished my second bacon muffin with reggae reggae sauce:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Nah,
it's after it's crashed, and you've got to rapidly exit a burning aircraft

I was watching a program yesterday about a 747 which took 30 minutes to crash, and then the survivors weren't reached until 14 hours later. That must've been shit
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)
# hey you whats happening with the l4d night..
you got some steam names yet?
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)
# To be honest matey,
I don't think I can make it :( - unless we make it earlier on, say 6pm?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)
# awwwww maaaannnn
u organised it lol

u should just delete it then as only me and rebel biscuit seem to have steam names to set this up anyway
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:56, archived)
# I know, I'm shit
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:01, archived)
# If it took that sodding long
You could have waited for it to get near the ground and step off at your leisure!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)
# :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)
# I can't see any pictures!!
It's like being on/talk!
ARRRRGGGHHH
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)
# That's a good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:56, archived)
# They've appeared now!!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Surely in a plane they do fuck all anyway
unless you hit something on the runway.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:57, archived)
# They stop you falling out of your seat,
whilst your seat is falling to the ground!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Happy days.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Well, turbulence can get pretty bad
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Day of the Tentacle :)


Click for bigger (124 kb)

de-ris : en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Day_of_the_Tentacle
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:15, archived)
# I like this :D
How do sir? How are the mini ones?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:16, archived)
# howdy! :D
the mini ones are evil as always! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Lovely!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:30, archived)
# nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:16, archived)
# yay
cheers! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)
# this was a computer game.. no?
I like it.. it is well arted :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)
# yeah an old one!
i recently found it and its ace! :D cheers! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:18, archived)
# tentacles? MOAR!!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:18, archived)
# no tentacles
in this one! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:19, archived)
# All I remember about this game is washing that fat one's car and it raining and him complaining.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:26, archived)
# i played it recently
it rained once when he was cleaning a cart :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)
# that's the one,
something about going back in time too.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:31, archived)
# hahaha
Loved that game. Also yays to my bacon muffin with reggae reggae sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:28, archived)
# damn you sir
not eaten yet :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Been trying for a chance to cook it all morning
It's a little burnt due to some 'tards coming round to leave some hostel flyers and taking ages to grasp the concept that if they didn't bring any stands, I was not going to chuck other flyers out and put their's in the stand the previous company provided for their own ones.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:34, archived)
# idiots!
where do you work then??
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:36, archived)
# I have a backpackers hostel in Earls Court.
I thought I was comon knowledge:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:41, archived)
# that rings a bell!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
# what is reggae reggae sauce?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:32, archived)
# :)
www.reggae-reggae.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:38, archived)
# ^this.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)
# oh...kaaaaaaaaay.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)
# I have just polished off ham with scrambled eggs and hash browns.
NOM!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Hell YES!

Well, kiddies, it's been more fun than a jump-suit full of weasels. Now kindly get your freekish hide out of my home!

*cleeeck*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:30, archived)
# hahahaa
good old dr fred :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:31, archived)
# yay SCUMM
Needs more fake barf
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:35, archived)
# and transvestite
future humans! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Aaaand frozen hamsters
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:47, archived)
# and singing mummies
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Ohhhh fuck I loved that game.
I wonder if its out there on the internets somewhere and if it can even be coaxed into running on vista.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:41, archived)
# look up ScummVM
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Interesting
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
# i found via a torrent of lucas games
it run fine on xp :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)
# woo, sir!
"hey, Bernard, float over here so I can PUNCH YOU!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)
# hahahha
the chrono-a-jon! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)
# OH FUCK YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i whacked dott on the other day just to let my little bro hear hoagie speak hahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:49, archived)
# i couldnt
get the audio to work :( bah!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)
# yes!
wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:57, archived)
# thank you
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:10, archived)
# This is reeeeeeaaalllly charming
I love it and I love you.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)
# heeeey you get a w/y/h
for mentioning one of the bestest games evah
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 13:58, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm having trouble with this compo
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)
# COCKLOLS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)
# that's a website I'd subscribe to
LOLCOCKS

OH WTF! I NOT GO IN DER AGAIN

OH HAI I VOMTED ON MY SELF LOLOLOLOLOL
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Pfft!
Your MP was on the radio yesterday. He is a twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Mercer?
fuck yeah he is.

Newark voted Labour once.. Fiona Jones.. she ended up embezzling a fuck heap of money and getting kicked out.. and they made a joke about her on Have I Got News For You.

\o/

Not a chance that Mercer isn't going to get re-elected though as he has become some what of a media whore.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Aye, he does seem to be on something or another
all the time. Still, at least he seems to know a bit about whats going on. When my mate died in Afghanistan a couple of years back, my local MP didn't even know until I told him in the pub. Now that is conscientious Ministering ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:32, archived)
# I just wiki'd him..
"Mercer completed nine tours in Northern Ireland and latterly commanded his battalion in Bosnia, Canada, Germany, Tidworth and Uganda."


AHahahah!
Canada and Tidworth.. those most notable of troubled hotspots... :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Ha.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Needs more edging.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:22, archived)
# ARF!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# 'ningles all.

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
In other news, I finally started watching The Lone Gunmen this week, the spin off from the X-Files with Byers, Langly and Frohike. Why was it canned after the first season? :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Because it was a spin off of X Files.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)
# The X Files was brilliant!
Until Mulder and Scully left :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Exactly.
It's like doing a new Mr. Men series and not having Mr. Men but usng Anne Diamond instead.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Anne "Cot-Death" Diamond
and Roy "Cancer" Castle?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:32, archived)
#
Until Mulder and Scully left they introduced those tedious story arcs.
I preferred the earlier episodes because they were stand-alone.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Well yeah, you are kind of right I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)
# no one likes hairy geeks.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Oh stop that
I can smell your self pity from here.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:12, archived)
#
self pity cheesy wankstains
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)
# well really it's both...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:18, archived)
# they compliment each other beautifully
such a heady bouquette
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:18, archived)
# not to be sniffed at!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:32, archived)
# BE QUICKLY MR POTTER! THEIR ACTIVITY IS POINTLESS END IT PURPOSEFULLY!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)
# vroooom
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:50, archived)
# The mother of all stunt jumps
I bet he started in Sydney Harbor
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:53, archived)
# they're mentalists!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)
# vrooooooooooooooooom!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:58, archived)
# ARf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:05, archived)
# That's what happens when you fill your tyres with helium
's true. Saw it on TV.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)
# nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:14, archived)
# vroom vroooom

Oh, that makes me want to listen to King Crimson
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)
# that's fab...shame he's fucked off out. :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:13, archived)
# some people!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:14, archived)
# what a tit!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Poor effort.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Well I stuck my finger in the wood peckers hole and the woodpecker said...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:14, archived)
# get yer finger out my hole ya cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:20, archived)
# No that's not him, i stuck my finger in a different woodpecker's hole
:)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:21, archived)
# You nicked this picture? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:25, archived)
# but didn't apply the rain filta!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:25, archived)
# yes..one of many
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:28, archived)
# You bastard! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:31, archived)
# that's how I roll
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr Dre! LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:35, archived)
# gran' masta coffee gloop
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:42, archived)
# what's white, smells of shit and you don't see them much anymore


Eminem..uber LOL
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:44, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
What's black and dead and isn't a case of beer?

2pac. LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Nicely.
Is it HT's b3taday? That should be some form of national holiday.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:16, archived)
# It's also the day where i finished mostly marking first year assignments
was annoyed by my beer being too fizzy, and my code seemingly worked for the first time. I also have a pimple which is sore.

I'm extremely bored.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)
# It's also the day (or possibly the day after) I got my first FP!
It's pathetic how chuffed I feel as a result.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:19, archived)
# I'd tell you to get a life but then that's all a bit childish and hypocrital.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:20, archived)
# and a damn goodone it is too
I voted

I got one FP'd then taken down again..
that was a real downer
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:29, archived)
# wtf can they do that?
*screen caps*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:31, archived)
# I know its silly but you do get a massive buzz wheen you FP
therefore the oposite happens when it gets taken off again

:-(
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:36, archived)
# yup sucks doesn't it :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:31, archived)
# This ^^
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Your one that got taken down
was perhaps the most appropriate and worthy FP ever, just a shame Rob got asked to pull it due to sensitivities on behalf the family, which was only fair I guess
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)
# yea, I had no issues with it What-so-ever

it's still in my profile though
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:40, archived)
# To me it seemed like the perfect way to say adios to someone you knew on an internet forum
and I think the rest of us agreed

but such moments are always sensitive afairs
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:44, archived)
# That's bollocks, that is
what image was it?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)
# This for the "what goes into Food"


(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Eh?
Why?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Dunno
I'm sure there was a reason but I never found out

Joel liked it - even linkied it on the Rathergood newsletter so it wasn't him.
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Bad times :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Rabbit poo?
Surely that's a lot more innocuous than the other scat we see on the FP, or am I reading it wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)
# err not quite
look at rathergood.com/demon.....
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:16, archived)
# There, there, tomorrow's Sunday
And you can relax. Unless the lawn needs mowing or something.

I'm going driving!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)
# my dad mowed the lawn today.
I'm meeting my supervisor monday :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:31, archived)
# I read that as moved the lawn.
Crazy sweatys!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Aargh!
Scary stuff. Are you prepared?
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# I'm a phd student. (means no)
I have some stuff I'm messing with now that seemingly works.

I have made a fair bit of progress between last week and now. but would have made more without math1001 assignments, long lunches, etc.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:40, archived)
# You never have a short lunch though!
It takes a while to eat 6 pie floaters with 10 side servings of chips you fat bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Nicely!
In other news, I have just ordered 4 pairs of glasses to try out! Bring on actually being able to see again :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)
# My other news is far more interesting.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:19, archived)
# Are you pregnant?
That would explain your fat genis!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Imaculate conception?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:26, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Is that the one with no hair??
Imac - ulate (awaits spang)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)
# That's excellent!
Woo hoo and happy candle day Chris!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:34, archived)
# May your B3ta day be free of cat harassment, Happy Toast!


/yes, that's my cat resting his foot on my breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)
# Hahah
Felines are so sinister
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# good to see only the finest of toast spreads there.
I had a big argument with mum to get my vegemite, she tried arguing that aldi's whippet shit was the same.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Blasphemy! You done good
Whippet shit. Hmm, I like that.

Edit: erm, the name, not the actual item.

(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)
# too late, i'm already imagining you smearing it all over yourself
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:41, archived)
# You are a sick, sick, man
I only use the finest rocking horse shit for all my skin's beauty needs. Which explains a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)
# hahha
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)
# yoink! :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:42, archived)
# VEGEMITE!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)
# MARMITE WITH TRAINING WHEELS!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)
# I don't get along with Vegemite, prefer Marmite,
whatever happened to it's nemesis Bovril btw, is that still around?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)
# :(

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:57, archived)
# WINNAR!!!!
YES!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Don't mess!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:30, archived)
# I would just like to say that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:57, archived)
# MOTHERFUCKING TOATS!
YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Ohh, yes, and that!
happy b3ta gay!

(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:56, archived)
# Hahahaha
I soy a template:P

^what she said.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Repost for compo...
(dibs, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 9:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
How rare :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 9:19, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 9:20, archived)
# haha!
very silly
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 9:20, archived)
# MORE OF THIS SORT OF THING ON THE FP
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 9:22, archived)
# Perfect for Ravers.
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 9:22, archived)
# Well it will certainly help you blokes find your way around in the dark
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 9:28, archived)
# Some sort of beeping innovation might be necessary
Sort of like the thing they use for blind kids to play softball.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 9:33, archived)
# Good job you didn't say a whistle
reminds of the joke where a woman goes to the doctor.
"Doctor everytime I walk my fanny whistles!"

"Feel free to demonstrate I'll get my tape recorder as I'll probably want a second opinion on this as it's very rare and I've never come across it before." said the Doctor.

Later the Doctor plays back the tape to his consultant friend an expert in this field.

"What do you make of this?" *whistle whistle whistle*

"Hmm... sound like some c**t whistling to me!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Pfft
That's rather good
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 9:40, archived)
# Heh
how practical
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 9:37, archived)
# FP - WTF!

Woo though!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 9:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Glowing genitals ftw!
(Congratulations on the FP as well)

Think I'll just slip in my own (very tenuous) compo entry here...

I suspect this has been done, so apologies...
(LongJohnBaldry, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 9:47, archived)
# That
Is Manowar, that is.
Manowar TV would ROCK. Lolz.
Blow your speakers.
(darfbozo, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Pffft!
Fanny by Gashlight!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 9:48, archived)
# :-D
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)
#
hahaha... funny fucker. Do more!
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 9:53, archived)
# reposting cunt


well done I guess
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)
# yup this. Imagine where /board would be if he made new stuff...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:00, archived)
# we'd be in a better place...and down there a bit?....v
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:08, archived)
# but there is mild nastyness down there :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)
# no that's just someone with a soggy handbag
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:16, archived)
# arf!
why did I instantly thing of a monthly troubles joke? I am corrupted.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Haha!
Grats on the FP. My Death Star thing got FPd as well! Get the flying fuck in there!!

*High fives*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:01, archived)
# i think you should patent this as a clitoris finder
:)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:02, archived)
# What a brilliant thing to see when you log onto b3ta
hahahhaa
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:06, archived)
# thankyou all
It's a repost from about two years ago, but I couldn't resist when I saw the weeks compo. Only new stuff from now on, I promise...
(dibs, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)
# The last frame really makes it
Top stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:33, archived)
# oh dear god
/clitolite gag
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)
# That's a beauty.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)
# I gotta mangina!
and light comes from in it :-D
(lindsay3119, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 16:23, archived)
# and in a charming display of synchronicity …
nsfw
(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:08, archived)
# lost
Is this for on an aeroplane or in a cinema? I'm easilly confuzed.
(pobhockle, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:14, archived)
# I was looking back to see if you were looking back at me to see me looking back at you:


Clonk fur bling
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 8:47, archived)
# rain's stopped!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 8:49, archived)
# What rain?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 8:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 9:12, archived)
# now that is a vagabond picture.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 9:14, archived)
# Why is it always raining in your images?

EDIT: So is that how its done?
- Take a picture (or steal on of the net)
- Apply Rain Filter
- Post on b3ta
- Profit
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 9:14, archived)
# it's because he lied when he was, um, full of jizz
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 9:16, archived)
# You've taken pictures from the net
You've used filters
You've posted on b3ta

what's your point caller?

and I used a bit of software for the rain/ snow effects


(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 9:22, archived)
# That snow is ace but needs a few more frames to
loop better I think.

Ning Prodge! How do?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 9:25, archived)
# it does loop and looks lovely....but it's feckin' huuuuuge, 2MB to make it look good :)

I'm a bit nervous about getting our arses handed to us today in the Holland game :D

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 9:28, archived)
# Bah, look on the bright side,
at least you have nothing to lose pride wise.

Also, reminiscing about the good old days of John Barnes ;)

b3ta.com/board/9312202
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 9:30, archived)
# I remember reading that after a nightshift...and laughed at the genius

then it got voted as top pun on the big breafast...by that time it wasn't as funny..

wankers! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 9:37, archived)
# Ha!
I kept seeing it on the back of the papers during my paper round, and it was so fucking genius I didn't get it for ages.

And yes, Johnny Vaughan had a great talent for ruining things!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 9:38, archived)
# My first Footy match was Watford vs QPR back in the eighties
with a youthful John Barnes on the pitch

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 9:40, archived)
# The good old days :)
I can't remember my first match really as I was so young. It was most likely at Selhurst Park in 1989, when the might of Charlton Athletic had no stadium :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 9:47, archived)
# I keep watching that and I think I am about to fit!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 9:25, archived)
# Fit where?
a small crevice, a nook, a cardboard packing box, under the sink, an airing cupboard, a closet, a tiny tunnel dug by pigmies?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 9:30, archived)
# Ex-fucking-scuse ME
But I do NOT steal pics from the net for this stuff.

They are ALL my own, thank you very much.

The only time I nick pics is to do sillys.

FFS. Sorry to have upset you so.

Jesus.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Yeah I remember you saying a few times you take all your own pictures
I'm not sure whether the comments are directed against you though, Vagabond, they might be posted in reply to Prodigy's animation? *shrugs*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)
# listen up filter boy
If you want to bitch at someone, bitch a wobbly bloke, he was the one who said it, not me.

I was actually backing you up..muppet! :(

cheers xx
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)
# chill. I think a bit of sacasm has been missed right from the start...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)
# Not here.
F***ing mountains.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 28 Mar 2009, 9:08, archived)
# Nice.
In other news, I am making rainbow jellys for my nephews birthday today, and I would just like to say that Jelly is shit!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 8:54, archived)
# Silly Sushi!
Jellies is nom!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 8:56, archived)
# They are nom, yes,
but the nomness of any food is in direct negative correlation to how long and pain in the arse it is to make. Rainbow jelly takes forever!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 8:58, archived)
# dont bother, the little cunts are just going to grind it into the carpet and each others hair.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 9:00, archived)
# Cheat!
Make sheets of each colour in set of flat pans and cut+stack em
when they are almost fully formed. No one can tell the diff.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 9:03, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Not worth the mess and hassle surely? Only got this latest layer to set and then the last one. Then I can reclaim my life!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 9:09, archived)
# Actually, it works really well.
Bag of 6 cheap aluminum trays and you're good. Just turn them to stack
and use the cups like a cookie cutter. Flat sided plastic rather than the
fluted shape cups work out the best. Just twist a bit as you cut downwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 9:19, archived)
# I may try that next time! Too late now.
But thank you for the Jelly making advice Sir Tahk of calb :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 9:23, archived)
# Anytime, and too late now for me. Must sleep.
Nite all.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 9:24, archived)
# Night fella!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 9:25, archived)
# The things you learn from b3ta...
*stores*
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)
# be greatful it's not cod chowder.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 8:57, archived)
# What's wrong with Cod Chowder?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 8:58, archived)
# cooking it and eating it when you have an aversion to fish.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 9:00, archived)
# How can a fucking Syder have an aversion
to fish? Isn't it about 90% of your diet?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 9:07, archived)
# hated the stuff since i was a kid. it's got worse as I've got older.
I used to be able to eat canned tuna and salmon and put up with fishy sauces and so on.

It was nearly pavement pizza time when I got a free nibbly with tuna in it at uni a couple of months back.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 9:13, archived)
# Awww!
You poor thing!

Grab a Chiko Roll instead next time!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 9:14, archived)
# I must admit that I've never had one.
but there was at one time, a politician (state opposition leader) named Kerry Chikarovski. When she was ousted by her party, the papers screamed "CHIKO ROLLED!"
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 9:17, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Brilliant :D I have been fascinated by them since my Sydney born mate told me about the wonders of them.

In headline pun related news, a few years back we had the best one ever! Celtic were trashed by Inverness Caledonian Thistle in the Scottish Cup. Celtic are one of the best teams in Scotland, and Inverness Caledonian Thistle are a terrible team. The headline?

Super Cale go Ballistic, Celtic are atrocious!

Pure unadulterated win!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 9:22, archived)
# poor hoops.
first a thrashing and then the finest of headline puns.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 9:32, archived)
# I personally think that they were paid
to throw the match by the headline writers, just so that they could use that headline!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 9:36, archived)
# haha..no we're just shit :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:06, archived)
# That is a 100% fact.
Custards and puddings are much much better.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 8:59, archived)
# True dat!
I WANT BANNOFEE PIE!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 9:03, archived)
# I had cheese cake yesterday.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 9:04, archived)
# That's why you're fat!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 9:08, archived)
# pffft you can talk...I've seen the pictures!
or was it your time of the month and you were retaining water?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 9:15, archived)
# Ha!
Depends what photos you were looking at. In the last year I have had a tapeworm or something!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 9:18, archived)
# I just went for the sexiest.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 9:49, archived)
# i was just staring at your bum
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 9:15, archived)
# *casts stats board spell*
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Hey...YOU GUYS...wait up!

This was actually a lot harder than some previous ones I did
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 8:22, archived)
# nice teefs :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 8:26, archived)
# The eye adds bit extra there.
Nicely done. WYH
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 8:31, archived)
# very nicely sir :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 8:32, archived)
# No I won't wait. not a bad shop.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 8:35, archived)
# Very nice
just popping in to say Happy Candle day to me, then fucking off out. :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 8:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 8:46, archived)
# he's such a cutey
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 8:47, archived)
# Thx. Victorian freakyness is sooo freaky I can't help but use it over and over.
I should have made you a custom one too. Perhaps I will later today/tomorrow, 2am here and now.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 8:54, archived)
# Happy b3taday toasty! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 8:49, archived)
# cheers chap
Any suggestions for next Draw Off? I'll try and announce it Monday lunchtime (or do a poll) and then post at 3pm on Tuesday as before
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 8:52, archived)
# women in the nuddy.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 8:54, archived)
# hmmm
classic tv shows?

there has been that may draw offs I'm struggling to think
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 8:54, archived)
# presumably the a team has been done...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 8:58, archived)
# probably
b3ta.com/board/9312183
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 9:14, archived)
# Alf?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 8:59, archived)
# well it's a classic..so yes :)
that kind of idea
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 9:13, archived)
# What about Bone?
It's the only comic I remember really well from my youth :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 9:02, archived)
# TMNT?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 9:05, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 9:12, archived)
# Heh
happy candleday
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 8:52, archived)
# fine fuck off then.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 8:52, archived)
# *eats cake and then fucks off*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 9:00, archived)
# enjoy your fucking off fella
twas my b3taday yesterday :)

(although my profile suggests it's still today for some reason)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 8:53, archived)
# happy b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 9:17, archived)
# Bapp Hirth Day!
Click for bigger (191 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 9:17, archived)
# Hurrah and congrats of 3 years of making the rest of us look like
the untalented gimps we are!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 9:22, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 8:58, archived)
# worth the effort though
he's vere woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 9:16, archived)
# Getting it out of the way

De-ris
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 7:34, archived)
# Use the body to help shore up the banks
(I helped save b3ta! Furrymeatloaf 's name is a killing word, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 7:36, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 7:47, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 7:47, archived)
# nice bubbling
why am i awake?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 8:05, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 8:20, archived)
# I can't be arsed to turn that into Zalgo
and it's probably already bindun.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 8:06, archived)
# give up on the zalgo, people
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 8:07, archived)
# Sigh.
If you read that again, you'll see that I couldn't even be bothered to start on it, therefore I have nothing to give up.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 8:10, archived)
# In my defence
I think this is only the 2nd banned wagon I've jumped on.



and I used it as practice in learning GIMP
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 8:41, archived)
# have you got 'groking the gimp'?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 8:53, archived)
# dunno
will google heem
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 9:19, archived)
# I don't grok that
:D
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Heh heh
Knew somebody would!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 9:47, archived)
#
(Fly Projector, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 8:18, archived)
# not seen fargo...looks good though
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 8:21, archived)
# It's a nice fillum
worth watching, I think
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 8:26, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 8:22, archived)
# Ning!
(Fly Projector, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 5:48, archived)
# Hi there they aren't going to be happy at take off time.
no dykes for summer bay
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 5:49, archived)
# Actually Clover is going to be upset with that news...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 5:54, archived)
# my mate told me he thought my mum looked like a femist lesbian the other day :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 5:57, archived)
# So what did you reply?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:39, archived)
# I agreed with him.
I did think about 'my mum would have your mum any day.'

but given the fact I've met his mum, when she was sloshed off her gourd, I reckon I'd be in with a shot...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:41, archived)
# Your friends mum must have been beaten with the ugly stick
/austin powers
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:46, archived)
# He looks like a skull with hair. His mum doesn't look any better
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:47, archived)
# He should be a candidate for the Archibald competition
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:51, archived)
# I put a caricature of him on the filing cabnet next to his desk, he wasn't happy.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:52, archived)
# Give him a stimulus package, that'll cheer him up...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:53, archived)
# He's declined on a number of occasions.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:58, archived)
# Then give him Julia Gillard
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:59, archived)
# he already has a mildly more attractive alternative.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 7:02, archived)
# Don't let that stop you.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 7:03, archived)
# what from doing him? his bird? or Julia?
At once?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 7:09, archived)
# All of the above. COME ON MAN! CAN YOU NOT MULTITASK?
VIMOD IS EAGERLY AWAITING YOUR RESPONSE
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 7:17, archived)
# Oh I totally would.
make a great porno. even better because the rape scenario would seem so real...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 7:23, archived)
# hahaha
I'll be watching in the background drinking a beer.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 7:29, archived)
# Strewth Ailse!
*remembers Finlay*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 5:56, archived)
# ?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 5:58, archived)
# ah. /never seen more than trailers of home and away.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:02, archived)
# I want to nuke Summer Bay
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:40, archived)
# Perhaps they can add some stabbings and explosions to make up for it.
That stuff never seems to cause any specific viewer backlash. Just a general
wringing of hands over the level of violence in unspecified shows.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:08, archived)
# "It's sad that in 2009 a kiss is considered more threatening to advertisers and family values than stalkers, serial killers and kidnappers, all of which sustain Summer Bay story-lines on a regular basis"
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:26, archived)
# yes but two hot women? that's just disgusting.
www.veoh.com/collection/TheGoodies/watch/v1641716cNPZ4qJ8

(half an hour long video)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:33, archived)
# Why did the Two Fat Ladies, pop into my mind?
Argh
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:44, archived)
# Freudian thing? A Freudian slip is where you say one thing
then do your mother.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:53, archived)
# Right now i'm doing coffee.....
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 7:04, archived)
# I'm into a different type of brew.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 7:11, archived)
# and perhaps they should make up lost revenue by having product placements of Sanitarium Nutmeat
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:42, archived)
# Not seen the show, or even heard of it until now.
But after a quick overview I would bet they have already done so.
Or the makers are part of the same industrial combine.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:45, archived)
# You haven't missed anything.
Its a crappy, juvenile, mindless and cheap Aussie soap that just keeps on going in the same way as Eastenders and the Bold and the Beautiful. Everyone has bonked each other senseless and therefore everyone is fighting over everyone's babbys so then everyone murders everyone - nice.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:50, archived)
# Sounded like endless revenge porn and tear jerking tragedy from the overviews.
Nutmeat is a perfect fit for that market.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:53, archived)
# this is because its 100% nutty
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 7:00, archived)
# Mmm... There's nothing like a good old fashioned sliced bird.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 5:55, archived)
# big birds at that!
(Fly Projector, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 5:59, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 5:59, archived)
# So where did the birds come from?
I dunno guv, they just appeared out of Finnair...
(alloydog, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:07, archived)
# Oh christ
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:25, archived)
# *spangs
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:47, archived)
# Mr Cleese loves his CDC
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 7:03, archived)
# 'Oo doesn't?
*mock laughs towards the camera*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 7:13, archived)
# Good morrow

Why the hell am I up at 7 am on a Saturday?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:21, archived)
# The horse kicked you out of bed for farting, again!
Just a guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:25, archived)
# You're not far off there
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:27, archived)
# Don't/rarely fart when asleep?
I'm like that, and the cramps will awaken me much too early.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:41, archived)
# I'm more of the 'silent killer' type
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:51, archived)
# The silent ones are the worst. They can strike at any time
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 7:00, archived)
# For great justice!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 7:27, archived)
# If it was the otherway around, you'd have a hard time pushing the horse out of the bed - if it farted
and if it did, the smell would be so great that you'd have to leave the room!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:52, archived)
# Funny you should mention that.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:58, archived)
# Why is that? Are you currently installing a high powered ventilation system with a six-foot boot for the horse?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 7:02, archived)
# Yes, but it's actually for a donkey
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 7:08, archived)
# I just made a pot of Tea!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qukceAyzf4E

(Fly Projector, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:44, archived)
# Nice, I like frogs.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:51, archived)
# Ah frog tea. I'd like some please!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:54, archived)
# Toad for me, thank you.
And spoon of fly agaric.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 7:05, archived)
# b3ta.com i quit forever
not because of this picture though dont worry.

i like this picture.

also im quitting b3ta forever.

this is my last post forever.

bye.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 7:33, archived)
# If you're not being silly, my best to you. You are and always will be a firm favorite of mine.
If you are being silly, then the same applies. Be well, Doc.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 7:38, archived)
# Oh now. You know perfectly well that you can never leave.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 7:48, archived)
# Hark!
In His presence shall we eat eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 5:11, archived)
# And the man at the back said everyone attack and it turned into a Zalgo blitz
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 5:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:08, archived)
#
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 3:16, archived)
# Where is the cow going?
Where cow go?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 3:23, archived)
# Cow go mission.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 3:28, archived)
# Many luck, cow.
Many luck.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 3:29, archived)
# cow is destined for great thing
(munzor in the jungle, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 3:48, archived)
#
cow with cock not udder = bull?
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 4:08, archived)
# sports bra
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 4:09, archived)
#
and a bovine model strapon? You can buy just about forking anything these days!
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 4:11, archived)
# Are you looking at its rear leg?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 4:16, archived)
# your suit appears to be constructed from a toilet.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 3:23, archived)
# You know how cows are.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 3:27, archived)
# sluts, the lot of them
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 3:28, archived)
# heheh wut?
meanwhile what is a fancy word to describe a bloke that is a bit of a pansy?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 3:49, archived)
# Describin' yourself again?
Dohohohohohoho.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 3:51, archived)
# nah mate of mine...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 4:04, archived)
# YOU RUINED EVERYTHING.
HURRUPH.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 4:08, archived)
# "prickmedainty"
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 4:09, archived)
# I went for 'pantywaisted'
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 4:14, archived)
# one thing
how do i buy a i ticket for a ride?
d
(Catnipppp, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 4:22, archived)
# you go to the man in the box, and ask him for a ticket. He will tell you how much money you should give him
Give him that amount of money. You will then get a ticket.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 4:30, archived)
# Also, while you speak to that man. Do not park in the wrong spot, the inspectors are out and you might also get a ticket.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 4:57, archived)
[challenge entry] The man was a genius.
(thanatos, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 2:20, archived)
# Took me a while
But then it's been a while.

Man, that takes me back. Palmer method cursive instruction. Those were the days.
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 2:27, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 2:35, archived)
# yes
thanks for the guide.


i remember doing the sam concept, but with my eyes closed, face to face with the VAG, but i never thought of a fancy alphabet like yours, maybe that was the problem, no gaz, if you know what i mean.
(Catnipppp, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 2:50, archived)
# I haven't a fucking clue what you're saying.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 2:53, archived)
# That's because he didn't put the inane line feed and full stop at the end.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 2:56, archived)
# All I noticed was there's no link to a pseudo-apocalyptic youtube video
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 3:04, archived)
# :o
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCXjYW_0Vqc
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 3:23, archived)
# penn and teller are great
(munzor in the jungle, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 3:59, archived)
# OK
Penn and teller said that that when you lick a pussy to spell the ABCs and the girl will be in heaven, that is what i meant.
d
(Catnipppp, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 4:25, archived)
# The ex...
.. liked it when I did the Greek Alphabet
(thanatos, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 4:04, archived)
# I never get beyond C
probably why I'm single!!

and woo by the way
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)

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