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(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# hehehe
i likes this! :D
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Racism!
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Hahaha
YES!
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaay!
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:16, archived)
# One day in Harry Hill's over ground sex tree... a giant potato has happenings.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)
# This message promptly applies mindpiss relief
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Why is it always flooded in your images?
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:38, archived)
# OH FUCK, IT'S A MASHUP!
:D
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)
# PotatoRape!
No means No - unless it's for mash or chips.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# "FRXXXFRXXXXXFRXXXXXXX" - that's the sound a potato makes when you sex it
at least it is when I sex them.

but then that could just be potato for, "Hurry up and get off me you ginger drunk fuck."
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# pfft.
But are they often giant potatoes?
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# yes.
but then I am very small.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)
#
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)
# hahahaa
:)
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# hahaha :D
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:37, archived)
# thank you printmeister for the inspiration :)
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:02, archived)
# :D
haha the original is great too
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:02, archived)
# cock a doodle banana
or something

:D
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:04, archived)
# thats ace sir
i think HD did one like that too! :D
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:03, archived)
# I'm treading on everyones toes :(
:D
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:04, archived)
# hahaha no hd's been doing this sort of stuff for years!!
he's a photoshop animangle god :D
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:06, archived)
# I am aware of his excelence :)
it is truely excellent.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:09, archived)
# oh! that's great
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:04, archived)
# thankies :)
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:05, archived)
# Hmm both a a tasty fruit and yummy chicken
but the beak and the eyes might be off putting.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:05, archived)
# no one likes food that can peck your eye out while you're trying to eat it
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:05, archived)
# Om nyom nyom ouch om nyom ouch! nyom nyom my eyes my beautiful eyes
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:12, archived)
# sheffield
you live in sheffield!

i have just moved here / there.

woo sheffield.
:D
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)
# Yes Sheffield
Are you a student? If so you can't have a student fare on the Number 40 route - just thought I would clarify that as it seems to be the most asked question for us busdrivers ;)
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:19, archived)
# nope...
i'is a proper grown up...

like what seems to be 90% of the working population, i work for one of the uni's.

where does the 40 go? i am currently looking for where to buy a house... need to know where the reliable bus routes are like...
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)
# No. 40 City Centre to Crimicar (via Hallamshire Hospital, Broomhill, Fulwood Road, Ranmoor, Nether Green)
No. 42 Crystal Peaks to Hallamshire Hospial (Via City Centre)
No. 41 City Centre to Halfway (via every bloodywhere)

No. 51 Charnock to Lodge Moor (via City Centre)
No. 94 Birley to Walkley
No. 95 Dyke Vale Road to Walkley

Probably the most served route with buses would be Ecclesall Road

Best place to buy a house anywhere prices are cheap now it's a buyers market. But avoid The Manor
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)
# I'm not a student
but can I just sit on the bus that runs that route

and stare at people

and sometimes laugh loudly

then go back to staring?
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)
# no
not without the required permit anyway
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)
# And the special hat.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)
# Can it be fucked?
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:05, archived)
# it depends on your girth
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:06, archived)
# I have a normally girthed fanny I believe
I have reason to believe that the beak may present difficulties i.e. injury to said fanny
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:14, archived)
# use the other end
it's got claws.

(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# I have reason to believe that claws may injure fanny
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:41, archived)
# Toucan etc.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:07, archived)
# Toucan play that game!
LOL!
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:07, archived)
# bananaface!
lovely job :)
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:07, archived)
# hahahaha
duly clicked!
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:07, archived)
# I forgot the legs :(
oh well.

also shirley you mean clucked... etc.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:08, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:14, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Mk. 1 Borisette loves this.
She's a big Button Moon fan and she went 'Banana biiirrrrd!' when she saw it.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:15, archived)
# yay!
*only has vague memories of button moon not one of which includes a banana bird...*
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)
# First episode, I think.
I, too, have only cloudy memories of it, but we bought a DVD of it for the minions as it makes a change from the usual "POW POW POW BUY THE FUCKING TOYS" type of kiddies program you see so much of nowadays.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)
# Nicely!
What's all the biffing going on down there about the front page?

After 5 years I finally get something FPd, and now everyone's slagging the frontpage off?

Pah!
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Not everyone
Just a troll/odd person with odd chip on shoulder
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Yes it's a very odd thread that one...
lot of anger at work.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# front page
more like front RAGE amirite
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)
# I've still managed not to get stuff on it quite successfully
doesn't say much for my humours.

ho hum.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# YEAH!

(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Skugnana!
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# I like the old skool portable radio entertainment system
:D
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)
# its long gone
didn't have a tape player or a power lead... :(
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)
# barry stole my comment
DAMN YOU BARRY!

nicely :)
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)
# :P
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Brilliant
Just brilliant
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:20, archived)
# tanx
:D
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)
# That bird, is coming out of a blaaaaadaaaay banaana!
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# SHIT, IT IS THE BANANA!
SOME ONE CALL THE FRUIT POLICE WE HAVE A ROGUE FRUIT ON OUR HANDS!!
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:26, archived)
# haha
"the fruit police"

oh my, that's at least worth a musical
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:05, archived)
# Haha! Nice!
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)
# thanking yew:)
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:32, archived)
# bananananananananananananananananananananananananana!~
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)
# needs more a and n
:D
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:32, archived)
# easter banana
chirpy and a-peeling:)
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)
# Well . . . Pluck Me !
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)
# wunderbar!
I salute your fluffy 'nana!
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
# ^ COCK!
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:41, archived)
# Today has been bloody awful
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:54, archived)
# PISSING ON KERMIT HERE
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:55, archived)
# nicely!~
ALSO... WTF!!

glassco.cx/search/?q=id:58355&board=main&order=d

EDIT: IS THIS THE DEATH KNELL OF A MEME?
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:56, archived)
# i'd buy that domain if i wanted a domain
did you somehow manage to magically do a glassock search or am i missing something here?
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:56, archived)
# Glassco.cx has been up for sale for ages hasn't it?
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:56, archived)
# hold me
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:00, archived)
# *holds*
When are you gonna make some new music you git?
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:07, archived)
# funny you should mention that...
we were working on a couple new songs this weekend. :)
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:12, archived)
# Yay :D
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:13, archived)
# glassco.cx has been dead for ages :(
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:57, archived)
# years ago it went out of service
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:58, archived)
# but not up for sale... I thought it was resting
or Micto/CR3 we're up to something majikal

*sobs*
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:59, archived)
# i was wondering why b3ta's internal search thing still suggested to use glasscocx
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:01, archived)
# I wish someone would sort out the b3ta image hosting, every time I uploaded to it, it fucks up
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:03, archived)
# only for you
and there's a reason for that.

*strikes cruel blow and relurks
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:06, archived)
# it does not have a flavour
No, doesn't really work that well.

Woo to your phat rhymes.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:56, archived)
# Thanks, I tell it like it is.

(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:59, archived)
# fucking hell, the feet, the feet
he walks on his heels
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:57, archived)
#
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:04, archived)
# he has probably had a stroke
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:04, archived)
# I just listened to your mp3, and I must say, I'm .... aroused
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:09, archived)
#
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:12, archived)
# You have a sweet sexy, yet slightly robotic voice
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Fuck I've run out of amiga samples now.
NEED. MORE. SAMPLES.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)
# FROG FUCKS DINO!
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:00, archived)
# haha and ewwww
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:01, archived)
# i love that!
:)
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:03, archived)
# this is bountious
and somes up the subtext of all preschool kid's TV programs
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:07, archived)
# aaaaah..drools
my favourite fetish...:D
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Attack of the 50ft Magenta Dinosaur!
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:41, archived)
# FP pissing you off, want to stay dry but your prick of a husband can't use the computer!
Then the solution is clear Angry Tena Lady
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:54, archived)
# hahaha
I laughed when I saw the ad for the one for men
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:55, archived)
# haha gross
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:55, archived)
# ^
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:00, archived)
# Hahaha, ewwww.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:56, archived)
# i'll buy those for a dollar
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:57, archived)
# uugghhh, nasty...... hahahah!
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:58, archived)
# I bet that tastes pissy
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:05, archived)
# hahahaaa
:)
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:07, archived)
# oh dear
:P
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:13, archived)
# *sicks a little*
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Cheeky pea?
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:21, archived)
# Cheeky pee?
hehe that's great haha
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)
# evening :)
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Evening Jesse!
Lovely :D
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:52, archived)
# evening
ta muchly :D
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:54, archived)
# Giant Flying Watersaurus Attacks Airships!
More at 8!
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:53, archived)
# is it realated to angry wife and prick husband?
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:54, archived)
# hahaha
looks forward to the update :D
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:54, archived)
# 3rd times a charm :D
Love it sir, that is what goes on in my head :)
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:53, archived)
# hehehe
yeah i know - post it everywhere - eventually someone will know my genius! :D
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:55, archived)
# I know it sir :D
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:56, archived)
# woop!
just 50 billion others to convince!! :D
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:57, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:56, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:58, archived)
# there should be more airships in this world
I think the world would be a nicer place if we all had airships
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:56, archived)
# yes i agree with this
more airships - less pissing in knickers! :D
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:59, archived)
# just ponder, you'd get into your airship
fly to the butchers

get a lump of meat

then fly somewhere else

maybe get some potatoes

then you'd cook them on the airship

have a nice meal

shit over the side

and then go to some other place and do stuff to be determined

what fun :D
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)
# this makes me
want one even more now :D jsut realised i didnt put any people on the ship :D
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Around the . . . everything . . . in any amount of time . . .
up up and away !
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:57, archived)
# just need a lion, cat mouse,
indian tiger and some other characters and we've got a tv-show/cartoon :D
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:00, archived)
# its "aww"
but without being "groan"
so yes, :D nice balloon and flying dealiebop
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:58, archived)
# hahaha
cheers! dealiebop - thats the name of the thing :D
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:01, archived)
# Lovely Jesse
but you knew that didn't you sweetheart ;)
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:59, archived)
# hahaha
well i try - took me bloody hours to do - clouds are hard to do - did u see this





(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:02, archived)
# Very nice you have a great artistic touch
but I like your gothic mystical pictures best. I love anything Celtic and involving Castles and all all that fantasy art - Draw me a lovely Celtic Dragon please *bats eyelids* and if you could include my cletic knot design


sorry asking too much there. but I do love your stuff.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:09, archived)
# i could try
i'm not great at dragons
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:11, archived)
# well anything really castles, elves, fair maidens etc.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:13, archived)
# i cant draw you
i dont know what you look like ;) (ooooh i'm so funny!)
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)
# i rather like this
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:00, archived)
# thank you!
:)
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:03, archived)
# loooooooooooooooooooovely
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:05, archived)
# thank ya kindly!
:)
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:05, archived)
# phwoar!
I'm glad I started scrolling down the page.

lovely lovely lovely

:)
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)
# cheers mate!
:)
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# How lovely :D
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)
# thank you!
:)
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
#
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:48, archived)
# Sandi can call my spluff any time
even if she does bat for the other side.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:51, archived)
# It always amazes me that her first language isn't English.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:51, archived)
# you do realise you said that first bit out loud?
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:52, archived)
# a dead man, a vegetable and a lesbian
walk in to a bar
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Is whatsisface a vegetable now?
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:52, archived)
# probably, he must be at that age now
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:52, archived)
# You're wrong dude, so wrong
He's still doing the sax solo from Baker Street at Ronnie Scott's.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:54, archived)
# sex solo?
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:55, archived)
# Here Spluff . . . c'mon . . . . here Spluff !
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:55, archived)
# I can see the fuschia
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:36, archived)
# PISSING IN MY KNICKERS HERE NOT
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:36, archived)
# hahaha
Catchphrase of the year
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:40, archived)
# Talking of which, I'll stick this here.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:49, archived)
# me too
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:53, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:36, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:36, archived)
# Haha
FP this, that'd fuck everything up.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:37, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:37, archived)
# That will mess up the Space Time Continuum causing untold chaos
Chaos...chaos... HE COMES...
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:42, archived)
# Or even worse, THE HELVETICA SCENARIO
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:44, archived)
# Is that like the DaVinci Code but with a bold typeface?
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:44, archived)
# Far, far worse
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:45, archived)
# Crikey that was scary
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:03, archived)
# this thread is doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomed
:D
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:37, archived)
# Doomed, doomed!
WE'RE ALL DOOMED!

O, the humanity, etc.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:43, archived)
# now now! steady now!
let's not be having a conniption!
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:45, archived)
# It's okay...
...a Rev. Jesse thread followed and I was immediately calmed.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:54, archived)
# What happen? (main screen turn on)
Did we have a Troll?
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:37, archived)
# Here you go sire :D
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:38, archived)
# O_o
what was all that about eh?
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:41, archived)
# Fuck knows,
probably a troll :)
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:43, archived)
# A troll, where?!
p.s you smell!
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:44, archived)
# ROFFLE!
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:44, archived)
# ris?
Edit: *scrolls down*, aha!
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:38, archived)
#
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:38, archived)
# I'm rissing like crazy here... anyone wanna explain?
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:38, archived)
# Not to you ya fat faced cunt.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:38, archived)
# Well, to put it calmly
my angGRRGARY HUPSBOSNDAN! sis ANGRY!!!! and cana't use a compudtR!

aFUCK1 !! 1!

GR!!111

and that is pretty much it.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:39, archived)
# Ah yes, I scrolled down. Lovely.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:39, archived)
# either her or his time of the month I guess
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:43, archived)
# I iz your angry wifez, mi prick husban make better compicture withz compootlar
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:40, archived)
# GAGARG!!! GR!!!!r!!!
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:43, archived)
# I DRAW MAN AT COMPUTORZ!!!!111ONE


(thats you that is)
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:48, archived)
# he's ripped out his own spleen in disgust!
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:50, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:38, archived)
# Hey...
I understand 95% of what goes on here despite being American. I'm biligual...English and Murrican.

On the other hand, I don't understand most of what goes on in the US...dyslexic?
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:38, archived)
# My train of thought:
US... dyslexic... SU... Students' Union... God, yeah, I don't understand what goes on in there either. Who the hell came up with Ribena and piss-lager. Oh, wait.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:40, archived)
# well, in america it's all about fun!
lol! first they employ a coke headed playboy to spend all your money!

then he went to south america to count houses.

then they brought in o-b-a-aaaaaaaamessia

and he spent what was left, then his friends loaned him some more, but it's ok, he's not paying it back, because it's funny! and they are his friends so you pay it back.

due to mr playboy and mr shill americans will be in debt for 1 MILLION YEARS

now that's chains you can believe in

ARG!!! ARG I'm picking up paranoia

*adjusts tinfoil*

ahhh, radio 4, that's better.

Sorry, what was the question?
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:43, archived)
# I think the answer is 7.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:44, archived)
# Do you write for The Spectator?
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:44, archived)
# I was too right wing for them
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:48, archived)
# This is true.
I wish we had somebody who watched pr0n on tax dollars...wouldn't get in as much trouble.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:51, archived)
# WHAT!
THAT'S A SHOCKING SUGGESTION

someone like that should be immediately impeached!

it's one thing to destroy a nations reputation while bankrupting it in the process

but knobbing some munter while watching filth!

Unconscionable!
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:56, archived)
# angry wife and prick husband are pleased with this front page
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:39, archived)
# it does not have a flavour
ther front page of late

yes they are technicALLY good, but thats about it

WHAT HAS B3TA COME TO, I AXE THEEES.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:44, archived)
# I propose "it does not have a flavour" be added to the pool of standard image responses, along with "can it be milked?" and "would"
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:48, archived)
# but it can has flavour?
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:49, archived)
# i dunno, i don't think that phrase has a flavour
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:49, archived)
# This bacon is too political.
FUCKING COOK IT AGAIN, YOU WHORE!
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:50, archived)
# silly me
nearly clicked on messageboard:)
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:51, archived)
# FUCKIN BANG!
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:28, archived)
# hahaha :D
It is flounce wife, taking her anger out on us. Because her husband wont give her a good a shagging
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:30, archived)
# i cliked
this v. good:O
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:31, archived)
# I love it when things explode for no reason
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:31, archived)
# hahahaha :D
Is that one of their kids?
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:32, archived)
# *snorts*
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:33, archived)
# angry wife and prick husband don't like your front page
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:33, archived)
# maybe my legs had just grow
then I can challenge him

TO A DANCE-OFF!
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:35, archived)
# sorry to disappoint
but harry has his reasons!
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:36, archived)
# everyone got their reasons man
they take their reasons to the chair

then the man takes them and their reasons to the ground

so much for reasons, man

:D
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:38, archived)
# hahahahahah
top kablamming
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:31, archived)
# haha
Boom!
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:32, archived)
# weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *BOOOOOOOM* :D
Were is I can getting be wheels meat picture?
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:34, archived)
# I don't know now it was such a look time ago when I made that
have you tried googling meatwheels
images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=meatwheels&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2&aq=f&oq=

there you are padawan make me something funny young jedi.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:36, archived)
# ta, saved me doing it :P
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:38, archived)
# MEATWHEELS!
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:37, archived)
# not meatwheels
/running out of memes blog!
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:50, archived)
# hahahaha
absolutely menthol...love it
clicks
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)
# this demo guy reminds me of
a younger me
brilliant!
edit : now i am away to kill monsters in guild wars
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:32, archived)
# I saw this earlier. Is anyone else going?
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:32, archived)
# A bit of arrow consistency, that all I ask for
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:36, archived)
# Although it looks blue in the picture...
The arrow is a brilliant magenta. I'd like to do some editing one night...
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:40, archived)
# Cherwell District Council use CDC too
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:00, archived)
# Woop!
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:34, archived)
# Hello Stranger!
:)
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:38, archived)
# KABLOWW
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:36, archived)
# hahahaha
love it
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:45, archived)
# Gone with the wind doooooooooow !
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:50, archived)
# I hope Ice T doeant mind
coco-nicole-austin_75680
Say hello to coco
source
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:19, archived)
# Haha!
Awesome squirrel with tits.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:20, archived)
# you realise you are now a one man gendre
you'll probably have a demanding public by now :)
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:21, archived)
# I exctreemly doudbt that
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:21, archived)
# heh
give it time :)
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Wrong.
*Raises hand*
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:35, archived)
# The future will be full of genetic engineering
and real furries
and real 50ft women
and people covered in nipples
and other alarming creatures.
I look forward to it.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:29, archived)
# the planet's just going to end in one great big frothy orgy
:D
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:31, archived)
# YES YES YES!
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:22, archived)
# I stand corrected
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:22, archived)
# time given
:D
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Did you get a stiffy doing this?
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:22, archived)
# you will have a stiffy
on a little dishy
you will have a stiffy
when the squirrel comes in
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:23, archived)
# before i made it but not during or after
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:23, archived)
# a stiffy, pfffffft
God, used to say that when I was 8
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:29, archived)
# I still find it funny at 28
ho hum..
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:32, archived)
# You sir,
have issues ;)
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:23, archived)
# tissues*
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Rofl
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:26, archived)
# re source
i rekon her tits have been ps'd to baloon size
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Back with the squirrel pron again
I would expect anybody doing a Google search for furry squirrel porn will get all your collection. Well if it get's their nuts off ;)
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:27, archived)
# acorn't dissagree there
(fuck that was tenuous)
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:28, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:29, archived)
# top work
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:30, archived)
# ty
:D
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:32, archived)
# Nice . . . neck tie !
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:54, archived)
# Two aligators got on an inflatable crab, one says to the other:

And so.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:18, archived)
# Yay BattleSnails are Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooo....ing soon.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:19, archived)
# He should really use a rocket launcher to make himself go faster.
But it doesn't work as he has no arms =(
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:22, archived)
# I likes :D
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:19, archived)
# Oh you silly alligators
We've all been there, but the crabs are just so tempting .The way they bounce, the way they float, the way they hover in the wind. But NO! IS TOO SMALL! FOOLISH GATORS! Why must you make a mockery of their reptilian excess ? :(
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:19, archived)
# I can see this taking off
in a big way
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:20, archived)
# Especially battle snails
He should be saying "Charge!" in an ironic fashion.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:22, archived)
# Now draw,
"I'm getting too old for this ship!"
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:22, archived)
# Battle snail!
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:23, archived)
# edit: actually i can't be bothered repeating that phrase.
by the way you are awesome :D
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Haha
Thanks =)

I'll be submitting the rest of the thread as I do it, and eat my nuts.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:28, archived)
# I'm not sure what's going on, but I agree with it wholeheartedly
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:24, archived)
# This
b3ta.com/board/9317606

I'm currently eating japanese sort of ball peanuts.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:26, archived)
# sort of ball?
oh

I see

now I understand completely :D
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:28, archived)
# This sort of thing
www.driedfruitmall.com/images/mixed-coated-peanuts-bulk.jpg

They're omnomnomnom and supposedly peanuts are good for your brains.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:33, archived)
# they look scary
I'm scared
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:35, archived)
# The Cranefall in Manchester is much higher than average.


Click for bigger (144 kb)

I took this on Sunday, it was a good find.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:16, archived)
# this picture would have been more amusing if the crane had fell on the vehicle labeled "hurt"
:D
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:17, archived)
# Pfft yes.
SO WE DEMAND YOU GO BACK IN TIME AND USE YOUR MIND POWERS TO MOVE THE PLACE THE CRANE LANDS
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:18, archived)
# yes
your mind power.

your most heinous telekinesis

provide us with limited amusement :D
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:20, archived)
# I don't have that power!
I am limited in my time travel abilities as well. I mean I can travel in time but sadly only forward and at the normal speed.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:23, archived)
# bah!
where's catnipps CIA contacts when you need them
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:24, archived)
# was your husband working crane and your wife had a flounce, because others were better
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:18, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaa
hahahaha

could this be the birth of a new meme :)
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:25, archived)
# i thought it was illegal to shoot cranes
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:19, archived)
# nice crane eyes :D
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:21, archived)
# I am outraged
my husband could have done better with some dried dog food and a cat turd!!!
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:22, archived)
# It's a mini adventure
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:29, archived)
# that's what happens when the husband drives when he's angry
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:32, archived)
# I don't think
He asked for a £3 car squash
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:34, archived)
# Bloody hell, great find
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:20, archived)
# You are a clumsy cuct....
You posted that earlier!
www.b3ta.com/board/9318287
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)
#
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:58, archived)
# Oh that's lovely :D
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:58, archived)
# So goffik, Morhobhfo.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:59, archived)
# O HAI THAR TTSSATTSR
howdo?
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:12, archived)
# im rly good w8n 2 go 2 the pub. hw r u?
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:20, archived)
# i yam not bad, ta
though suffering a bit from '*sigh*, It's Monday'-ness.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Grab a beer :)
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:28, archived)
# PLAN!
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:47, archived)
# Oh Hai Simmons Lovechil :D
Lovely sir!
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:00, archived)
# Great stuff
as always
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:01, archived)
# OMG YOU DREW THIS WUMMIN
BUT YOU DIDN'T MAKE HER YOURSELF

MY HUBSPAND DRAWED BETTER AND HE HAS 8 LEGGS APPEARING FROM HIS LEGS

A?ND HSId leg;sd'x

lgs.

EGS

I like picture tho
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:07, archived)
# LOL!
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:08, archived)
# shit man, I've finally gone over the edge
:D
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:15, archived)
# Egg, egg, you said egg!
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:08, archived)
# haha, eggs are funny
because they represent aborted chickens
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:15, archived)
# Chicken periods.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:19, archived)
# nom
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:22, archived)
# EGG LEGS
DRAW THIS, NOWS
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:08, archived)
# I darwnd all FNizlegs!


angry hubspaned is angflr!

GR¬!!! GR&!
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:13, archived)
# hahahahaha
Angry family
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:15, archived)
# Hahaha,
That reminds me of this epic saga*

*taken from the game Gunlimb
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:25, archived)
# hahahahahaha
that's mad enough to be real

:D
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:30, archived)
# I laughed so fucking hard at this.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:08, archived)
# *glee*
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:16, archived)
# this
.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:09, archived)
# is all that can be said
:D
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:16, archived)
# Who the fuck are you anyway hahaha
tell your spider husband to draw something better!!
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:14, archived)
# I has drawed all cpipcthures!
and dmyy angrdy hupsdbad is bursted on walls!

he burstpooed at walls!

council is angry :!
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:16, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUUUUUCK.
I proper love you, Discomeats.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:21, archived)
# \o/
hahahahaha
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:25, archived)
# I hope they are both crying now
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:14, archived)
# they cry coz ppabby p is in headen and is fried dead babby in batter
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:18, archived)
# fantastic as usual
what's the noise on that? looks like some sort of egyptian script!
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:08, archived)
# I haven't had a chance to say this to you for a while, but...
I'M SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU! YOUR PICTURE IS TOO NOISEY!
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:12, archived)
# My Hubby could've done this, and he's a prick. Knows nothing about computers
I mean.. woo!
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:13, archived)
# that is very nice
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:16, archived)
# it has dancing cosmonaut tiem?
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:50, archived)
# i like the flashing spazzbars
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:52, archived)
# spazz
is yes.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:53, archived)
# I like the term
flashing spazzbars

I would make it Flash Spazzbards though.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:54, archived)
# Anyone want to join my band?
The Flashing Spazzbards. We'll have an album called 'Ikea'.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:56, archived)
# Do we have to flash?
I've left my crotchless panties in an alternate universe
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:59, archived)
# Are you bioluminescent?
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:00, archived)
# No
But i once pretended I was a glowstick to get into a rave undetected.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:11, archived)
# Haveyou also tried impersonating a Big Fish, a Little Fish and a Cardboard Box?
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:18, archived)
# Funny you should say that
I haven't, but a big fish just walked past my window carrying a little one in a cardboard box
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:22, archived)
# How bizarre
this should be shopped.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:25, archived)
# He has plenty of pairs to go round
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:00, archived)
# THEY'RE ALL FOR ME. QUIT COVETING THEM.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:01, archived)
# I ONLY WANTED TO BORROW ONE FUCKING PAIR
IT WAS FOR A JOB INTERVIEW
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:03, archived)
# Did someone say pears in crotchelss panties?
No? Oh well

(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:15, archived)
# Oh my.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:17, archived)
# You lie.
Those aren't crotchless panties.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:20, archived)
# Look at his eyes man
He's bloody CONFUSED. He's just woken up in the doorway of a nightclub in soho, and he doesn't even live in London! He's mental man, he doesn't know, he just doesn't know.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:21, archived)
# So bloody confused.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:22, archived)
# Does the song Ikea go:
"I'll fuck your kids in another dimension,
In Cyrogenic suspension."
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:08, archived)
# Yeah - over the rippin' jug solo.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:09, archived)
# In MOTHER RUSSIA, dancing is you
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:53, archived)
# Adrien Chiles?


(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:55, archived)
# doesn't look pissed off and suicidal enough to be Adrien Chiles
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:58, archived)
# Can we FP this to piss off someone special
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:57, archived)
# Who?
I like the way that they didnt reply to any of the flames just rolled back to their KFC bucket
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:58, archived)
# hehe and feeding the kids deep fried mars bars
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:01, archived)
# hehehe he/she has seriously prejudiced Banana Chicken getting on the Front Page now!
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:10, archived)
# I'd vote for this and by god I will
*click*
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:16, archived)
# hahahaha
I am John Sergeant and Todd Carty all rolled into one!
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:20, archived)
# Clicks
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:16, archived)
# id always assumed you slept with someone to get an fp
which is a perfectly reasonable system
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:19, archived)
# OI
BANANACHICKEN

GO FIND YER OWN THREAD FOR ROOSTERING FPS YA FP JUNKIE.

(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:21, archived)
# ASTRONAUTS ARE YOU READY?
DJs, are you ready?
3
2
1
DANCE!
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:58, archived)
# Did I ever send you that Larkin book/
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:01, archived)
# No :(
I've been sat by the computer for the past 2 weeks staring at my inbox just waiting for it to flash up.


Actually I'd forgotten too :P
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:09, archived)
# Arf!
Fuck knows why I hadn't sent it. I scanned it ages ago :D

Now sent :D
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:16, archived)
# This is groating my sprockets!
I think I may have a wank!
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:59, archived)
# just
what i had in mind.....hawtttt
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:01, archived)
# is
also dancing selky tiem

:)
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:05, archived)
# is that
one of those sleeping bags that i saw somewheres on the lcd television monitor?i want one for festivals for summer. just stay in em allllday and the nightime, also.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:07, archived)
# tis
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:11, archived)
# fook yes
genius invention, that
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:13, archived)
# Captain Wow's ManCher


I'm not sure if it looks very Cher like. I'm not so good at likenesses.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:45, archived)
# Wait... is that me? Fuck.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:46, archived)
# Silly toaster
Cher is not you
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:46, archived)
# YAY!
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:46, archived)
# very nice
But Cher is already man Cher
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:46, archived)
# I was attempting more manly.
By the way, she has an interesting nose. It's very long and thin.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:47, archived)
# same as her cock then :)
She has been attempting more manly for years, now she has to have scaffold to hold her face in place
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:50, archived)
# noooooosssse joooobbbb
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:50, archived)
# I turned on my bathroom tap this morning
and I heard music coming out of it

"I've got you babe, I've got you babe!"

Apparently I have Chers in Water.

which is nice ;)
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:50, archived)
# pfffft
I laugh, but that was bad :D
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:53, archived)
# bad is the new good
;)
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:55, archived)
# Being bad is good, some times ;)
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:59, archived)
# regular me
likes your drawing of native american me
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:48, archived)
# Legolas?
They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard
They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard
They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:49, archived)
# Pfft.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:00, archived)
# ARGH STOP BEING ABLE TO DRAW!!!1!!!11!!
Why am I the only person who can't draw a human being without it looking like their barely survived hiroshima. How am I supposed to draw sexytimefun now?... *sad face*

N.B. Did you actually use a reference for that, if no I will have to kill you.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:05, archived)
# Haha yes I used reference as a guideline to what she looks like.
I can't draw people from memory. Not even myself.

Also I don't count myself as having any sort of natural talent. I like drawing, and just do, constantly. Such as on the bus and when I'm bored and when there's nothing else around to do.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:10, archived)
# Yeah but presumably she didn't look like a man in the pickter, so you've managed to draw that.
I just physically can't do construction or anything even vaguely imaginary, it sucks.
But I can draw from an object or photo ad naseum without too much difficulty, but that's just boring and would require me finding a horse and a nubile boy who looked like Cloud Strife to realise.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:14, archived)
# yays
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:41, archived)
# Yeah!
Wait....?

Yeah!
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:43, archived)
# but it brown people shooting each other, *bang* *bang* you is dead now
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:44, archived)
# ono
all my livfe b4 my eys
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:44, archived)
# sith africa?
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:46, archived)
# I'm a driving instructor!
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:46, archived)
# you do drive by shootings then?
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:50, archived)
# arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, more Policeings Academys
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:43, archived)
# Have you been reading Fark? :)
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:45, archived)
# I don't know what's happening here
But I approve of the yays.

yays

Edit: Aaaah, ive just read the news and the world is vaguely more coherent. Woo.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:47, archived)
# marvelous
marvelous
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:53, archived)
# Front Page ????
FRONT 'KING PAGE ????

Have I missed something ?
..............Hilarious

And THIS?....... Pissing in my knickers here (not)





Again FRONT page ????? By Christ we must be getting desperate

................and I'm not even going to give THIS credence at all.vash.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Pics/help-me.jpg

My Hubby could've done both of those, and he's a prick. Knows nothing about computers.

What's going on, is someone shagging someones sister / brother / father / Mummy ?

Quite pathetic gang.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:37, archived)
# kingsuperspecial, pleased to meet you.
and you are...?
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:38, archived)
# Hey there fuckwit.
Fuck you.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:38, archived)
#

(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:42, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:44, archived)
# EPIPHANY.GIF


DEPLOYED.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:45, archived)
#
Now you're not gonna see the cat I made for you :(
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:46, archived)
# :( oh no :(
pls
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:47, archived)
# OH FINE
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:47, archived)
# I'M FINALLY REAL!
Before today I was a chatbot.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:49, archived)
# It was only for one day
Now back to your scripts
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:51, archived)
# Why back to your scripts?
What is your name? I'm T.T.S.S.A.T.T.S.R.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:55, archived)
# You said you were a chat bot
Therefore scripts/coding dictate what nonsense you spout :D
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:56, archived)
# :-) Yes I am an artificial intelligence.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:58, archived)
# I wouldnt say intelligence ;)
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:59, archived)
# :-) So what would you say?
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:02, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:47, archived)
# hahahahha
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:47, archived)
# OM PIGG

(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:00, archived)
# Ha, yes. This is how I imagine Wibih.
"OH NOES! I HAV FALLEN AND I YAM TOO FAT TO GET UP!"

edit: www.myspace.com/wibih

??
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:44, archived)
# Fugly fat chick warning!
edit:wat
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:47, archived)
# Tuesday?
This really is a waste of the internet.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:38, archived)
# i like the dancey one
and the kitty one. but not FP material for the latter.

p.s. if ur really a woman post a pic of ur boobies

edit: ITS PASASONIC!
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:38, archived)
# Almost as pathetic as reposting other people's work (in a new thread) just to bitch about it
However, I'm sure you could do much better and have some real stunners of pics on the way.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:38, archived)
# You don't like something someone else does?
Oh shit
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:39, archived)
# OK then, show us what your prick of a husband can do, maybe it'll get FP'd.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:39, archived)
# this site isnt all about funny
Its about talent aswell

And about posting STUFF YOU MADE IN NEW THREADS
not complaining at something that other people have spent alot of time doing for others benifits
Stop complaining
Fuck off
And dont come back
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:40, archived)
# I've posted funny things,
I've posted arty things
I've worked on my skill, I've improved, I've put lots and lots and lots of time and effort in.
A load of shit gets on the front page, and NOTHING I have ever done is up there.

I think at least a couple of things I've done were FPworthy :(
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:44, archived)
# Don't worry, I haven't had any either.
However, that's just because my stuff is shite.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:46, archived)
# I really like a few of mine:
This and this, among other things.
They're two of my favourites.

And your stuff's lovely.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:48, archived)
# I've got four images in my profile which I thought were both bizaare and well done yet none of which even got more than five replies to my memory.
But yet my Cat in Space strip is at the top of the popular page. WHAT THE FUCK?!
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:49, archived)
# I love this
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:52, archived)
# It's difficult to believe that the cat jumping in was actually ginger and the one flying out was black.
I didn't even paint them, they just went that way when I did auto colour adjust.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:54, archived)
# Hahah
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:59, archived)
# whinge whinge whinge
fuckin moan - do go on.......
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:57, archived)
# :[
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:00, archived)
# I liked your drawing of the frontpage of a newspaper
that should have been fp'ed

:D
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:01, archived)
# Which was that?
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:03, archived)
# my god man!
don't you remember!

it was just after the end of the boer war

and I'd just invented the photocopier
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:07, archived)
#
invented invaded

Many toners died that day.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:09, archived)
# At the risk of giving Wibih the oxygen of attention...
...I agree with you.

And what's more, this site is supportive of learners in a way that others aren't. I really appreciate the tips and constructive advice I've got here, even when I've been crap. Which is most of the time.

(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:49, archived)
# are you drunk?
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:40, archived)
# frontpage this now!

(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:40, archived)
# right, you get the goose picture
Photobucket
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:40, archived)
# I dare say "he's been goosed"
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:03, archived)
# Wheras all the pics you (or your hubby) have done are just great
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:41, archived)
# on a pr0n site
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:44, archived)
# So er... Where's all the funny pictures you made then?
Saving them for later? Cool. I look forward to seeing them. I'm sure they're hilarious. :)
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:42, archived)
# ^
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:42, archived)
# Hello you're a very special person
we do not question the front page images it's a sort of random affair and that makes it more fun.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:42, archived)
# LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME
¬¬
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:42, archived)
# I'm looking at you, you Blades fan you! ;)
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:44, archived)
# :D
Oh no.. now i feel all self conscious. Erm...

Hi?

No wait, I can do better than that...

Hello Maiden! Up the Blades!
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:46, archived)
# Hmmm... whilst I'm not much of a football fan being female an'all
but I'm from the other end of the city - Yay Up T'Owls. hehe
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:48, archived)
# Well, you couldn't be a football fan AND an owl ;)
But hurray for Sheffield anyway
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:52, archived)
# Best city called Sheffield 100% FACT!
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:56, archived)
# SUCK MY BALLS SUCK MY BALLS SUCK MY BALLS SUCK MY BALLS SUCK MY BALLS SUCK MY BALLS SUCK MY BALLS SUCK MY BALLS
AND MY COCK AND MY COCK AND MY COCK AND MY COCK AND MY COCK AND MY COCK AND MY COCK AND MY COCK AND MY COCK
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:49, archived)
# we?
who the fuck are you anyway?...clown
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:50, archived)
# FP THIS NOW
Well crashing ducks make me laugh...
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:21, archived)
# MEGALOLZ!
...why complain? just post something else innit!

I'm working on a proper piece of crap involving old pictures of germans! if it makes the front page, i'll complain to my useless local MP! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

..P.S. Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh!
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:50, archived)
# Are you wearing a jacket?
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:53, archived)
# Strapped and drugged to the eyeballs! (prescription)
LOL! no, but i reckon for the common good of the population of abysinian lamp mongers i ought to be!

BEEEEEEEH!

...
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:56, archived)
# Quite
Beeeeeeeeeeeh indeed
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:57, archived)
# Good Man!
Right let's give those germans a good licking!! LOL

..FU'U'U'U'CK!! (green/orange pills once a week and blue/yellow pills twice a day!! ...OOOOPS!! easy mistake to make when taking pills for colour blindness!)
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:01, archived)
# Make us a picture and show us how it should all be done you lazy tyke
lest thee become like one of those big fat objectionable food critics who, when not out in some fashionable eaterie, sit at home in their pants, crying into a tin of cold baked beans about the state of their lonely lives.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:52, archived)
# Haha...
Cunt.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:56, archived)
# FP everything in this thread NOW!
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:58, archived)
# does your hubby know you have a penis?
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:59, archived)
# Hahahhahaha
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:00, archived)
# OH I GET IT NOW
:D

it's all slotted into place.

Wibih, that think you think you are, you aren't.

so stop acting like you are.

:D
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:05, archived)
# um
what?

um, what?


UM, WHAT?
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:59, archived)
# That's right. I represent the nepotistic clan of humourless artists that has taken over b3ta.
There's going to be some changes around here. The future is all about aesthetics, and difficult words. I'd like to let you know that we're going to urticate you. We're going to catch you, and then we're going to urticate all over you. This isn't a joke. We don't like jokes.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:05, archived)
# Humus is gones now?
...i must telling my family to pck and move house things by the horse cart to west, this not good times again, worsings than under soviet weight lifters with more demands than humours on my families and mees, can UN intervine beeforz we are getting shotted in the bums by the new regime of humusless peepholes? i hopings so that my familiars can move back to villij in safeness and not worry for jooks we are telling to neighboooooors hooo can report to new regime.

These days are sad days, i lose my farm and tractor wheels. :o(
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:16, archived)
# You have a horse cart?
Kulak.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:22, archived)
# YOUR TITS SMELL OF PISS
how d'ya like them potatoes?
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:05, archived)
# sir, I find this potatoes reprehensible
for they too, smell of piss
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:14, archived)
# Madam, that is because I pissed all over them
pisspotatoes, best of all the tubers
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:03, archived)
# i loved the cat one
what's so bad about that?
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:11, archived)
# gang?
are you gary glitter

i never look at the front page anyway
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:17, archived)
# sorry lol
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:18, archived)
# hahaha
I reckon you and tits planned this just to get some back-door reposts in!

:o)
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:30, archived)
# They got front paged because they are both ace
and deserve to be there.
x
'pot
p.s. Please fuck off.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:19, archived)
# Cock Knocker
Bet you and your imaginary Husband can't even draw.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:21, archived)
# Using my l33t mod skills
...Wibih is banned for a bit.

- Don't waste threads

- Don't flame other users (unless they deserve it)

- Keep talk on the talk board

- Read the FAQ

That is all.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:24, archived)
# You magnificent flouncer!
Make with the happy time, and quickly.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:50, archived)
# FP this ---\/

(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:19, archived)
# I liked that pic
I've been on here many years
as different id's and never
had one FP get over it!
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:51, archived)
# pac-man birthmark
Should I tattoo this next to it?
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:17, archived)
# We need a photo expert
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:18, archived)
# 3 photographic experts say this image has not been molested - but there is still time.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:32, archived)
# it is man in costume, not ghost, sillys
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:34, archived)
# personally I think it's a hole in the wall and the light is highlighting a pattern of the brickwork
which just happens to look like a face.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:37, archived)
# no, it is a guy in a costume. There is a fence in front of it, meaning that there is access up to it.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:42, archived)
# yes.
or at least get aprofessinal to do it
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:18, archived)
# well yeah
I just kinda scribbled that on with a felt tip
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:20, archived)
# I can do it with a branding Iron
All you have to pay for, is the fabrication of the branding iron and my time
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:21, archived)
# I thought you couldn't do that with a closed brand
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:25, archived)
# Do what you like, but do it well
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:26, archived)
# You just need a domestic clothes iron and
cut out the tattoo pattern on some paper then hold the iron on his skin. I might not have thought this through properly but only tests will tell!
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:39, archived)
# If the birth mark is on your face - maybe no.
If its on your arse - get more.

Just did a google for "pacman tattoo" best not bother.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:19, archived)
# homer tattoo is much nicer!
tho' NSFW
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:25, archived)
# I know that one without having to look at the web
must go outside a bit more.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:26, archived)
# I don't know that one
but exposure to the web means I can imagine what it looks like

I also need to get out more
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:28, archived)
# Looks more like a yeast infection
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:19, archived)
# get a CDC done :D
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:20, archived)
# i could turn it into mrs pac-man
sucking a large magenta wanger
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:21, archived)
# ^ this
on the face - so I looks like you're getting mouth fucked.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:22, archived)
# haha :D
yes
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:21, archived)
# Turning hideous physical deformities into cartoons?
Sounds good.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:25, archived)
# this would be more better
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:28, archived)
# indeed, happens a lot
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:30, archived)
# pacman is crying emulsion
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:31, archived)
# shoddy excuse for a shameless pea
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:37, archived)
# yes!
this took too long

(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:44, archived)
# Haha I can only imagine that being said in the style of Bruce Campbell in the alternate ending for Evil Dead 3 now.
"This took too long! AhahahaHAHaha"
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:56, archived)
# Please tell me that was done on LOGO
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:06, archived)
# sorry
plain old photoshop
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:16, archived)
# today, this happened.

fuck you, cat.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:08, archived)
# cats are evil
and this proves it
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:10, archived)
# This is the photo that proves it
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:11, archived)
# Cat does not understand what it did wrong.
And it does not accept blame for the fact that humans are stupid enough to use a form of locomotion that imbalances them continuously.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:11, archived)
# My cat falls over all the time.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:12, archived)
# Cats are cunts
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:12, archived)
# ^this, Dogs>Cats
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:14, archived)
# Especially ones dressed as people dressed as food
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:14, archived)
# hahaha
Yes!
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:15, archived)
# i usually like cats
but this one was a real bastard
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:13, archived)
# Did you trip over the cat?
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:11, archived)
# yes
it came out of nowhere and disappeared before i could get up and chase it
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:13, archived)
# where you then bad and kick it?
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:18, archived)
# no, i like cats too much to kick them
but i know it's just waiting out there, planning its next attack.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:26, archived)
# they do, they wait, they attack
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:45, archived)
# The cat wore wellies whilst you patched a hole in the wall with your chin?
You're maaaad.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:11, archived)
# its his own recreation of that dutch story about the boy and the dike
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:13, archived)
# Wunderbar!
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:16, archived)
# eep =|
i wonder how i've gone 15 years without doing this, because mine really does try.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:11, archived)
# What?
Your brain turned normal? And not full of lines?

Woo!
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:12, archived)
# my head's still a bit too fuzzy to draw anything complicated
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:15, archived)
# Haha, as I said up there
Cats are cunts
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:16, archived)
# And this was taken just before the violent anal rape?
Woo
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:12, archived)
# ouch!
last time i tripped over the cat i dislocated my kneecap. much swearing ensued.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:12, archived)
# hahaha...sorry for laughin'
on the bright side y'should see lots of pretty stars:)
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:14, archived)
# aha! The old tripcatchinwhap!
woo and ouchie.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:17, archived)
# I have cat on my lap right now
luckily it is looking th e wrong way and can't see thi otherwise it might get ideas
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:18, archived)
# Cornered again !
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:18, archived)
# That b'stard was lucky!
My freekin cats sit at the top of the stairs at night! on 3 occasions a midnight cigarette has nearly cost them their lives!! LOL
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:20, archived)
# LOL!
b'stards!
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:31, archived)
# FUCK YOU CAT
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:37, archived)
# eeerk
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:00, archived)
# I surrender
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:00, archived)
# mum?
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:01, archived)
# nice
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:02, archived)
# No assemble number 5
number 5 is on a budget.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:02, archived)
# You remaking short circuit?
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:03, archived)
# I loved Number 5.
Aibo, Robosapien, Spykee?

Disappointments.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:08, archived)
# He has a fork!
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:03, archived)
# and a Soldering Iron
he will burn us all
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:08, archived)
# he's employing the ol' stab-melt tactic
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:09, archived)
# also: anyone know how to fix xbox's?
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:08, archived)
# Whats wrong?
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:12, archived)
# Red light of cancer
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:15, archived)
# no need to fix an Xbox
they can't reproduce
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:13, archived)
# kick it
and then take it back to the shop and get your money back
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:27, archived)
# Fish, plankton, sea greens and protein from the sea.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:07, archived)
# i don't quite know what's going on here
but i like it
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:12, archived)
# Apologies to Prodigy69 for ploughing him off the bottom of the board with this;
Photobucket
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Sure are some raw curtains.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:59, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:59, archived)
# labialols
:)
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Aaaaaah I just loves that fresh scent !
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:07, archived)
# If you tickle the filets you get a burst of fragrance.
It's like Airwick, but meaty.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:10, archived)
# pffffft
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:16, archived)
# www.
well-hung.com
shud be real
(, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:18, archived)

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