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Mmmmmm pig bollocks

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sepang 's favourite day is, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)

I had sausages and mash last night.

With added black pudding. Was fucking lush.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:48, archived)

OMG

I had sausages and mash for dinner last night too.. sausage casserole with beans in it and the mash had goat's yoghurt in it!!

NOM NOM NOM!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:02, archived)

*bokes*

the B word. Ugh.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:04, archived)

beans are good and delicious

it wasn't baked beans it was a selection of different and delicious beans

nom nom nom

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)

I had sausages and mash lastnight also...this is getting weird

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)

WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

I had chicken! *cries*
Bah!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)

SAUSAGE MONDAY!

... I also had home made apple pie and some cheese and biscuits... it was like Christmas dinner :D

was around at a friend's place on Easter Road for dinner

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:10, archived)

I had meat-free chicken-style kievs.

They are brilliant, but should in no way be compared with or likened to actual chicken kiev.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:11, archived)

mmmmm... apathetic pork products!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:48, archived)

Haha I'd probably pay extra for such a package design

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:50, archived)

I'll make some stickers for you to add to all your products for the right fee

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sepang 's favourite day is, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:55, archived)

Hahaha

I didn't notice for a while

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)

I like this

and I'm sure Hugh would approve.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:03, archived)

Demon pigrat is looking for brainz

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)

Has he got none of his own then?

poor brainless zombie rat ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)

Racist.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)

he won't find any here

lolz

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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:21, archived)

B.b.b.bird bird bird, bird is the word.

(birdequaltoword, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:35, archived)

this is brilliance

I also like the fact you have named your self according to this post.

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arrangedletters, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)

The bird, bird, bird, yes the bird is the word

it go one for the treble
two for the time
three for my homies
and four for the dimes
singin' lemons to the limes till the break of dawn
Excuse me
6 minutes
Everlast, you on

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)

Why is Everlast good?

By all that is good and holy I should find him really annoying, but I don't.

I enjoy his musical stylings, and I don't know why. Possibly because they call me White Devil, Black Jesus, and it helps me identify with him.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:07, archived)

Word to your bird

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)

haha

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)

SCIENCE.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)

haha!

i like the way you've named yourself after this. welcome newcomer

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spacefish bong!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)

this is an outstanding display of madness! woo!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)

Hahaha excellent :)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:40, archived)

everybodies heard, about the word...

the birds eye, birds eye chicken's the word.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:42, archived)

I like this

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)

ha ha ha you loon

I can see a bright future for this young un. His heart line and woo line are long

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)

pfft tremendous

welcome

(Darth Penders, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)

HAHAHAHA!

Superb! Genuine laughter from me.

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Shlvng, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)

Best. Song. Ever

well makes me smile anyway

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sepang 's favourite day is, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:56, archived)

Surfing birds rule.

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George Spiggott, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:19, archived)

along with brown paper packages,

(tied up with string, this is one of the few
of my favourite things.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:23, archived)

pah pah

ooh mau mau, well done!

(some fucker eat lead | shit bullets | wipe with brie, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)

Hello

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Flash_Bastard, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:53, archived)

Here we go!

(timtam h4x0rd @, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:14, archived)

Oh dear

That is not going to end well.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:15, archived)

Nice start, Wilkommen auf B3ta!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)

Hiya :)

Wilkommen auf sie b3ta

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)

Hooray! Welcome to b3ta!

Hope you don't mind if I slip this re-worked pogo roo in here....

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)

:D Ace

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:19, archived)

ooh they somelovely floppy ears :D

is that an added puff of dust too?

lovely :)

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arrangedletters, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:20, archived)

A little puff of dust goes a long way!

New ears, eyes and lots of tidying. Took me far too long, but there's something about it that I really like...
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)

Haha I could gaze at that all day!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)

Only if I can use your TJ to whore my stuff too ;)

b3ta.com/board/9318788

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)

That's brilliant!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:28, archived)

Yay raptors!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:31, archived)

That's awesome!

Look what I did!

;)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:33, archived)

Hahaha you cunt

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:44, archived)

He looks

really pleased with himself - has he just learned to ride?

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enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:42, archived)

hahahahha! now all you need is one fo bungie jumping

welcome to b3ta, sit a kitten on a stool and go shopping or something; you'll never leave

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:19, archived)

Herzlich Willkommen auf b3ta

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:20, archived)

this is some mad sort of genius.

that's what it is.

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arrangedletters, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:21, archived)

;)

thank you all - I have been sitting on the side lines enjoying this site for a long time now - I already realized I was never going to leave, so I figured I should be contributing!

(timtam h4x0rd @, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)

THIS IS WHAT TUESDAYS ARE MEANT TO BE FOR!

All hail the n00b!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:26, archived)

Don't forget the cocks...

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)

indeed

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:35, archived)

Good, good.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)

hello and welcome :)

this is lovely, I'd start tagging your work if I were you

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:36, archived)

i like the way she has her locker key tied to her leg

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spacefish bong!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)

I thought that was her billycord...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:26, archived)

Are you sure it's a she it seems to be wearing trunk(s)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:26, archived)

*pummels*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:33, archived)

i wouldn't like the tusk of finding out!

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spacefish bong!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)

haha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:26, archived)

Very nice.

I'm just imagining the kind of horsepower the boat would need to get that heffa skiing properly.

Pull up, shop, leaf etc

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:25, archived)

Why all the German?

Are you a German?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:32, archived)

not german

and not Austrian - Australian!
.....I have no final solution ;)

(timtam h4x0rd @, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)

timtams are lovely though

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spacefish bong!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)

That's no elephant.

Woo!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)

lol toap

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:15, archived)

we should all be like Bruce and return to nature

original monkey

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arrangedletters, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:50, archived)

I'M WITH YOU, BROTHER!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:56, archived)

albino gorilla attenborough and the brunkey

brothers in furry arms

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arrangedletters, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:59, archived)

I love this!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:04, archived)

Forsyth gives me teh fear!

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)

this seems like perfectly normal behaviours to me.

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arrangedletters, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:01, archived)

Holy moley!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:04, archived)

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:09, archived)

Hahahaha

Epic gurnage!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:11, archived)

hahahahhaha! bloody hell, that is ODD!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:12, archived)

this

was clicked

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:12, archived)

Eeeeek!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:13, archived)

beautiful

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arrangedletters, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)

That's one of the nicest images I've seen on b3ta.

He looks wistful.

Wait for it, wait for it....

how does he smell?

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:25, archived)

wow thank you very much :)

and quite nice really

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:57, archived)

Bloody Nora

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Shlvng, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:21, archived)

hahahahha, top 'shoppage!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:59, archived)

fanking you, sire :)

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arrangedletters, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:01, archived)

Excellent shopping!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:03, archived)

cheers darlin'

:)

EDIT: that's some primo quality reverse of what I did shopping as well :D

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arrangedletters, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:04, archived)

HE COMES!

that's awesome!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:15, archived)

hahahahah

Agggghhhhhahahahha

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)

Hahahaha

Nicely!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:11, archived)

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arrangedletters, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:16, archived)

I already did!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:19, archived)

yay! You shall survive the comming winter.

Survival is my gift to you.

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arrangedletters, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:22, archived)

Huzzah!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)

WHERE'S YOUR HEAD AAAAAAT?

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)

you bastard!

Now I've got that song playing in my head but it's with my heads crap attempt at Bruce's voice with ocassional "good game, good game" thrown in there as well.

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arrangedletters, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:28, archived)

ACE!

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)

COCK TUESDAY!!!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:27, archived)

Noel Gallagher is looking worse for wear these days

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:28, archived)

~~worse for wear~~ better

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:36, archived)

Hazel Blears?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:29, archived)

aAAAAAHAA!

*cannot unsee*

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arrangedletters, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:30, archived)

*does the victory dance of splendiferousness*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:30, archived)

*joins in the rhythmic oscilation*

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arrangedletters, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:32, archived)

Your little colourchangy dance makes me a very happy captain.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:33, archived)

good job I've packed that jumper :)

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arrangedletters, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:53, archived)

My eyes!

*weeps*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:29, archived)

that is an impressively pasty lunge

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arrangedletters, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:30, archived)

Oooh I could murder a pasty.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:31, archived)

*applies fake tan*

no pasty people round here...just us tanned folk.

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arrangedletters, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:32, archived)

I'm dead pasty.

I'd look fucking silly with a tan.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:32, archived)

DAYWALKER!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:31, archived)

hahahaha

at least you can hear him walking

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:32, archived)

What the shuddering etc...?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:38, archived)

Danny Kendall?

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Shlvng, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:45, archived)

HE COMES....

www.maidenart.co.uk/images/flash/namelessone.html

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:46, archived)

oooooooo

spooky :)

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:49, archived)

That's rather good

Woo.

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Mod Edit, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:49, archived)

Ooooh

That's the sex right there.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:51, archived)

floaty heads! brill :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:52, archived)

*shudders*

fantastic stuff

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:08, archived)

COR! Proper trippy

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Shlvng, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)

Jeebus!

Nice heels...
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:05, archived)

*boke*

hahahaha

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:41, archived)

b3ta Children's TV proved unpopular with parents...

my last picture for a while

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 8:35, archived)

I would pay to watch that!

When you say a while, you mean a couple of hours, right?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 8:38, archived)

More like a couple of weeks

at least :-(

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 8:39, archived)

Oh, that smells...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:04, archived)

BEARS

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:04, archived)

hahahaha...

Well, there is fuck all else to do round there

*exits...*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:10, archived)

*follows in a bear suit*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:10, archived)

*puts on deerstalker and loads gun*

be vewy vewy quwiet! I'm huntin' bears!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:13, archived)

*dons ladies clothes*

*tweaks nose*
*gives kiss*
*runs*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:17, archived)

*benny hill music*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:20, archived)

*watches*

*fwaps*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)

TAKE ME WITH YOU

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:11, archived)

Only if you've got a bear following you

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:16, archived)

what if I've only got a Fieldmouse riding atop a nine banded armadillo following me?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:28, archived)

What did I just say?

;)

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:37, archived)

I'm not suprised the parents were upset.

Broadcasting a ginger before the watershed.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 8:40, archived)

bad luck for crop harvesters

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 8:41, archived)

hehehe

First post I see is a 2 dancing cocks :).

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 8:40, archived)

hahahaha

it is tuesday

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 8:42, archived)

*spits out coffee*

Damnit, it is tuesday!!!!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 8:53, archived)

You are a vile individual.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 8:54, archived)

I know, I know ;).

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 8:58, archived)

:D don't worry

I'm just happy to say it to someone else for a change. My friends do silly things like saying 'you can't show me anything worse than tubgirl' whilst eating a sandwich. Obviously I 2G1C'd him.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:00, archived)

that'll learn him good.

Morning the cap'n
Morning the board
I only woke up 25 minutes ago, yet was not late for work thanks to RUSHING^TM

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:14, archived)

Morning Bird

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:16, archived)

arf!

They never learn, do they? :)

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Ratsta, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:28, archived)

O_O

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 8:55, archived)

eeeeeep!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 8:56, archived)

First office lol of the day.

*clicks*

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 8:56, archived)

On seeing this

I nearly LOLed and re-enacted the picture.

(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)

hahahahha, that is BRILLIANT! *click*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 8:41, archived)

Cheers :D

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 8:47, archived)

Dear lord.

Morning all. I had about three hours' kip last night, and about the same the day before. Chances of me making it to 6pm without falling asleep at my desk?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 8:44, archived)

*offers coffee*

I had the same problem all last week. I bought a down duvet this weekend, and it seems to work for me.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 8:47, archived)

I can't have coffee, it's making me feel sick.

Something is obviously up, I've had at least two cups a day since I was a nipper.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 8:48, archived)

No coffee?

That sounds so...wrong

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 8:55, archived)

Doesn't it just?

I'm surviving on tea and coke. Coke the drink (coke zero, actually), not Colombian marching powder.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 8:56, archived)

try some AGWA

alcoholic liqueur made from Coca leaves.

although drinking on the job probably would be frowned on.

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arrangedletters, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:00, archived)

I don't drink unless JPG's around.

This is actually true. He's got damn good taste in champagne, and it's all I CAN drink.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:01, archived)

champagne is the work of the devil

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arrangedletters, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:03, archived)

It's the only thing that doesn't give me week long hangovers.

I used to drink Newcastle Brown by the gallon, but now.... alas. Three of them and I'm puking my guts up and I've got yellow sclera the next day.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:04, archived)

I'm quite the dispicable fan of alcohol.

and a fair few other drugs too :D

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arrangedletters, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:08, archived)

For me it's just cannabis.

I fell impressively off the rails several times in my teens, and as such now have very little left to try, and a few things I can never touch again.

Edit: I am also addicted to House, at the moment.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:09, archived)

I can't even do puff anymore

But I can drink, oh yes.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:10, archived)

You're like a backwards me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:12, archived)

Hahaha

I have no idea what to do with that.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:13, archived)

Feel up your shoulderblades

you should have quite an impressive rack back there.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:14, archived)

*pours cold water down back*

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:15, archived)

*back sexes*

*hands towel*

eer.. sorry about that.

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arrangedletters, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:17, archived)

I've leave you two alone :D

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:18, archived)

there's a couple more still on my to-do list

I do like cannabis.. but I am terrible with it. I cannot not be stoned if I have some no will power in that respect.. but if I don'tbuy it I get no pangs either way.

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arrangedletters, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:14, archived)

I have a silly tolerance

which unfortunately means I look like a prick trying to prove something when I smoke in front of people. I'm not, it just takes a hell of a lot more to get me stoned.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:17, archived)

I started rolling ridiculous joints.

2 foot spliffs for the win :D

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arrangedletters, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:19, archived)

I get that way every time I start using rips for a bit instead of normal skins. MUST MAKE IT HUMUNGOUS.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:21, archived)

rips are of the beauty

that spliff lasted for about an hour maybe an hour and a half..possibly longer I was pilled off my chops at the time so time perception could be well out.

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arrangedletters, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:25, archived)

:D I miss college.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:27, archived)

this was in Canada :)

aaah yay for misspent Adulthood.

or correctly spent.. depending on your view point

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arrangedletters, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:29, archived)

I have a similar problem with certain brands of light ale

Makes my face all red just after a few sips, and my blood pressure seems to skyrocket.

I have no problem with the darker beers though, and whiskey. I drink lots of those.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:10, archived)

I used to get that with all wine

then only red wine, then nothing.

PLUS not drinking saves me money. £70 is either a good night out on the piss, or half an ounce of lovely weed that'll last a good week, two weeks. Makes sense to me :-)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:12, archived)

Haha

I just skip dessert on every restaurant meal I eat, and go straight for the spirits

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:19, archived)

See, that's when I'd usually have lovely coffee!

*cries* I miss it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:19, archived)

Coffee and spirits go well together

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)

Wee dab o' speed...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:25, archived)

Are you telling me this isn't real?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 8:45, archived)

saved the best for last i see

this is 12,937 kinds of win

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 8:49, archived)

That is quite a sight to behold.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 8:58, archived)

nicely done, sir :)

EDIT: I just noticed the rainbow cock in the background... nice :D

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arrangedletters, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:01, archived)

Yay

(stevepetmonkey all your cake are belong to me, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:02, archived)

Hahahaha

All my last few pictures have involved Barney and CDCs

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:39, archived)

This contains at least 7 oodles of great

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Shlvng, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:04, archived)

Pfffft!

Top work on the logo :)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:13, archived)

Thanks, I added it as an afterthought.

Paint.. the.. whole.. world.. with.. a.. BIG COCK!

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:35, archived)

Of course kids would not grow up mentality disturbed by this

not compared with the other weird crap they put on children's tv. I remember the 70's it's was all trippy psychedelic animation and we never grew up weird haha

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:27, archived)

Magical!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:05, archived)

Haha

Love it, great work

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Sheep!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)

Mesmeric!

He's a durty cnut that barney!

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..wil, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:11, archived)

Geoffrey has really lost his looks

oh...

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rob, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:29, archived)

Aww

We need some more recent photos :-)

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:44, archived)

Might not be allowed on TV.

I fucking hate that advert so here is my revenge.

(Half of Stephen Fry's right buttock pissed on your dog on, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 8:14, archived)

christ almighty... I just saw the advert... Arrrrgghhh!

There is not a single good thing about that advert.
(it's here is anyone wants to see it)

ningles everyone!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 8:24, archived)

ningles

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 8:29, archived)

nings!

how dos on this fine tuesday morn'?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 8:33, archived)

My office computer is borked due to some rampant virus scanner taking up all the CPU time

So I had to close down photoshop.

I'm enjoying some coffee and some b3ta now ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 8:43, archived)

sounds like fun! I should be doing work, but I've decided not to :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 8:52, archived)

Yeah

Going out to the parking lot in a bit (there's a patch of green there) to photograph about twenty new faces for our intranet. One hour in the morning sunshine with a cup of coffee and a big camera :)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 8:56, archived)

heheh, cool! Just remember to get all poncey about it

"oh, this light just WON'T do"
"PLEASE show a little more EMOTION!"
etc etc
:D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:09, archived)

Hahahaha

Just what is my motivation

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:20, archived)

nings steve!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 8:33, archived)

hey JS!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 8:37, archived)

Too bloody right!

sexist cunts

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 8:36, archived)

It's a sexist advert and no mistake.

It makes me rather angry.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 8:49, archived)

it makes me less angry

than the Oreos advert with the dog-taunting child WHO SHOULD GET SAVAGED TO TEACH HIM A LESSON.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:21, archived)

YES.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:28, archived)

Tuesday jig

(Las Tonterias with a hint of cervical mothballs, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 7:46, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 8:06, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 8:15, archived)

Shake it!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 8:17, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 8:48, archived)

HAHAHAHA

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 8:49, archived)

hahahahha!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 8:28, archived)

You 'vill all danze now!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 7:04, archived)

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 7:07, archived)

HAHAHA!

100% fact.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 7:12, archived)

One hour of commute later, I'm ready to kill a motherfucker.

Who would have thought attaching the clutch to
the horn would make for such a fun bus ride.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 7:14, archived)

75mm recoilless with autofeed on a servo mount is the best approach to traffic.

150mm if trucks are more common.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 7:19, archived)

I'd settle for a high-explosive armour-piercing donk

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 7:23, archived)

i587.photobucket.com/albums/ss314/mastifael/Cool-Pat-with-Shades-786164.jpg

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 7:24, archived)

Now that's what I'M talking about.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 7:25, archived)

WHIP IT GOOD

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 7:26, archived)

Arrrrrrgh!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 7:33, archived)

HAHAHA

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 7:20, archived)

Hahaha

This makes me want to listen to the Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 8:10, archived)

bahahaha

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 8:47, archived)

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 7:08, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 7:14, archived)

Hold me closer Tony Danza

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 7:19, archived)

Pffft!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 7:20, archived)

here I sped it up a bit

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 7:22, archived)

DANCE FOR YOUR FREEDOM.

THIS IS WHAT HE NEEDS
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbU_NcyRbR0

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 7:20, archived)

GENERAL VON KLINKERHOFFEN!

I see that Posh Nosh show was directed by Notorious Sex Offender Chris Langham.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 7:22, archived)

His how to speak Japanese is still one of my favorite jokes.

Cold, forgetful, and constipated.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 7:32, archived)

I will only say this once...

Stupidest show ever. Which is to say it was
the stupidest show ever. And forever funny.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 7:25, archived)

o hai danzathread.

night-night.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 7:24, archived)

N'night post.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 7:25, archived)

Cya pb.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 7:26, archived)

goodknife

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 7:27, archived)

oh hey I just happened upon this

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zo7ONZlN5Zg

Trent and Pete
like wow

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 7:30, archived)

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, YEAH!

Perfect. Just perfect.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 7:45, archived)

good find!

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:19, archived)

Bollock

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:36, archived)

A bollock off the old bollock.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:42, archived)

it looks a little like a pear

who is this shaven headed fool?
it looks like Harry Hill (to whom we have fortunately not been exposed on this side of the globe)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:44, archived)

Heston Blumenthal

He of "snail porridge" fame.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:56, archived)

ahhhhhhhh right

no, we don't get him, either.

who's that pudgy bald one with the glasses on the celebrity cooking competition one then?
/vague as fuck

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 6:00, archived)

Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall probably.

Oh wait, he's not bald. Anthony Worrall-Thompson doesn't wear glasses.

I don't know. Off to work.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 6:06, archived)

I don't think so, I've seen him pop up on one of Gordon Ramsey's shows

this is that one with two cunt presenters and a bunch of celebs who haven't really cooked much before

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 6:18, archived)

NO ONE COMPETES WITH NIGELLA

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 6:32, archived)

Why would you? She is shit.

Can't cut, can't cook, misuses ingredients, and can not explain what
she is doing at all. All of the food looks like something a dog chewed.
But look at the tits, tits, tits, tits, tits... can we zoom on the tits some more?

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 6:36, archived)

her manner of speaking annoys me

though I haven't seen her show, just the Twinings ads

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 6:37, archived)

she lost me at 'i never sift flour'.

ok then, remind me never to eat your baking.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 6:39, archived)

I turned to Richard E Grant for culinary enlightenment

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yndReNRrRY

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 6:43, archived)

Best cooking show ever.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 6:51, archived)

Too right. I laugh out loud each time I see the ending

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 6:58, archived)

Lead bread and puff pastry that can cut iron plate.

Watched her make a white sauce once... it was a lumpy
gruel coating. It plopped as she poured it. Misshapen
chunks of onion and tapioca balls of unblended flour.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 6:45, archived)

Yes they need some serious Zoomage

Actually she should just do the show topless and call it "The Saucy Edition"

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 6:40, archived)

Without the support bra they'd be in the sauce.

Might get good ratings that way, but still.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 6:48, archived)

True. But it could also depend on the sauce

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 6:57, archived)

and the inexplicable

mass food poisoning

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4Q just lurking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 6:00, archived)

I want the plural. I WANT BOLLOCKS!

Woo btw

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:45, archived)

fnarrrrr

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:46, archived)

"A poo plum"

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 6:04, archived)

I thought he was saying "up yer bum"

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 6:07, archived)

www.spchan.org/res/fr/323.swf

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 6:27, archived)

awww, Squirrel Nut Zippers

I have no clue where those video clips might originate
but they are terribly jolly

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 6:34, archived)

THIS IS MORE LIKE IT

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 6:28, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 6:34, archived)

That calls for Chocolate Rain

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 6:39, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

KIWCR!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 6:54, archived)

GOBBLE, YOP?

that's a pear with mofaha's face on it, i bet he's pissed.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:46, archived)

SRSLY THO

AWWW FUCK YOU FUCKS

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:58, archived)

oh shit.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 6:01, archived)

SEE HE FINISH HIS PEARS NOW HE COME LOOKING WITH HIS EYES AND HIS TEETH OUT

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 6:02, archived)

A POO PLUM

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 6:05, archived)

Vimod and Thunderbirds are go!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:19, archived)

bitchin' zamboni, vimod!

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:24, archived)

F-A-B

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:26, archived)

I was just thinking how much fun Goodshirt were in their day

SO WHAT, FUCK IT UP

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:31, archived)

Everyone wanted a teacher like that

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:34, archived)

I'M KISSING GOODBYE SO PUCKER UP

I love the dancing.
Their videos were always fun, lots of low-budget single-take stuff.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7K4wm9vtWoo

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:36, archived)

never heard of these guys before, thanks.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:57, archived)

a briefly popular Auckland band

their albums are still available, I recommend the first one "Good" if you happen to see it
it's the one with the rainbow on it

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 6:01, archived)

*dwnlds*

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 6:03, archived)

max romeo on my cd player now.

LUCIFER, SON OF THE MORNING.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:38, archived)

ooh, skanking

very nice indeed

makes me want to get home rather quickly and spark it up, what

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:52, archived)

i saw a new doc last week. he asked me about recreational drug use.

i told him i smoked about once every two months or less. he asked what i smoked, so i said "pot". he wrinkled up his face and said "i don't care about pot, i want to know if you do any real drugs. piot is nothing!"

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 6:00, archived)

and he was all like shit, I can hook up with the real shit man, solid

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 6:02, archived)

#4 UR B&

Wheeeeeeeee!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:30, archived)

Whooosh!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:37, archived)

THUNDERBIRD CS4

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:44, archived)

I SEND YOU CRACKED COPY ON LIMEWIRE YES

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:45, archived)

Just send the crack

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 6:29, archived)

WHAT ABOUT THE LIMES

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 6:35, archived)

Ok those also. But no Limeys

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 6:59, archived)

coffee time.

also: my latest adventure.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:03, archived)

This is just another coffee and toilet rat experience typical of McDonalds restaurants everywhere

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:11, archived)

ew gross, no way man.

that's good coffee you see there.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:12, archived)

Actually I could do with a good coffee right now. with 100% ground Arabica beans roasted by illy Coffee

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:16, archived)

too late for me, but i had my 2-3 cups earlier.

from an old percolator from the 50s, good beans too.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:23, archived)

That's cool!

A mate of mine had collected a number of coffee machines from Italy that were made in the 1930s. They still produce great tasting coffees today. But they look much more stylish then many of the machines on the market today

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:27, archived)

i peek at some of those on the internet now and again, but they're too expensive here these days.

i have an old vesuvio espresso machine that has never worked properly, but i keep thinking i should kidnap an old italian and have him/her repair it.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:32, archived)

Do you have a pic of the machine?

Edit: Also get the Italian to play a record of some old Dean Martin songs whilst its being fixed

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:37, archived)

no, i should take some. good idea.

it'll have to wait until i get my new flash - old one died and i'm bartering with a friend for one of his.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:39, archived)

Well let me know when you have a pic of it.

No worries

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:44, archived)

NO WAY FUCK YOU IT'S MINE.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:45, archived)

It'll be a mystery forever.

The world needs more pranks. I once drove around San Francisco (while drunk) asking people what kind of toothpaste they used. I got out at every stoplight and interviewed.

Also, I just found a picture of a deer peeing, on Google earth images.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:12, archived)

post it!

the world does need more pranks. people are pretty dull unless you poke them.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:14, archived)

At your service! One peeing deer.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:16, archived)

i'm not sure that deer is peeing.

she might be doing her kegels or kneading a ball of bread dough with her thighs.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:20, archived)

That's what I thought! Google Earth can't be trusted!!!!

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:24, archived)

I think there's a number two coming on

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:22, archived)

Tomorrow would be a good day to start.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:36, archived)

tomorrow will bring what it brings.

i hope i happen on material.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:41, archived)

dead rat adventures part one

I MEAN, IT'S NO SHITRAGS, BUT IT'S PRETTY GOOD, YEAH

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:13, archived)

i aspire to be as provocative as the shitragger, but i think that would take a zenmaster level of consciousness.

i do my best, though.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:16, archived)

If you visit the Church of Scientology and pay to be "audited", then you might get there quicker

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:21, archived)

last pride day i hung out with a couple of people from anonymous while they had a display in front of the scientology building.

i'd love to see all churches destroyed.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:29, archived)

either way, let's not go about pretending that they're churches.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:56, archived)

The dead rat could be placed on top of the shit rags

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:17, archived)

see, this is why my pranks fizzle. i don't go the extra step.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:24, archived)

haha - An album of 1000 dead rat photos begins with a single image

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:28, archived)

right now shitrags block is a construction site

there is a port-a-loo almost exactly where the garbage bin was.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:49, archived)

NEVER FORGET, MAN

shitrags.blogspot.com/2008/02/it-all-began-with-shitrags.html

NEVER FORGET

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:55, archived)

I didn't realise that was over a year ago

Fucking hell, where has my time gone?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 6:00, archived)

SERIOUS PRAWN SMELL IS SERIOUS.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 6:22, archived)

Coffee is good.

HELLO!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:30, archived)

hello!

caffeine is my main vice. i'd like to be reincarnated as an espresso machine.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:33, archived)

You'd just have to be certain that you get cleaned and polished by a 20yr old Italian gal

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:39, archived)

no way, i want some old jiggly grandpa.

speaking of which, where's mofaha?

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:40, archived)

SECRETLY EATING PEARS IN SECRET

TWO AT A TIME IN SECRET

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:56, archived)

SHARE NOT THE PEAR.

THAT PATH LEADS TO MADNESS.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:58, archived)

FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU ALL

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 6:00, archived)

FUCK

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 6:00, archived)

YOU JUST GOT SPRUNG, BUCKO

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 6:02, archived)

AWWW FUCK

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 6:03, archived)

That sounds like a good plan.

Be able to steam the flesh off of the braindead idiots
they always hire in the coffee shops. I'd enjoy that.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:41, archived)

'barista' is esperanto for 'fuckhead'.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:42, archived)

It must be.

It's strange, some trendy fucknut comes in and orders a
ice malted double soya half mucus with rat turd sprinkles
and a leper twist and they get it. I ask for a fucking simple
Cappuccino made with real milk foam, and I get a flat pile
of rancid skim milk and soya sludge on a watery coffee.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:51, archived)

man, doesn't vancouver have any more good coffee shops?

i know murchie's isn't great, but it's not swill. there was a place called trees we used to go to that was good, as i recall.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:56, archived)

All chainstores now. Can't go five feet without a seeing a Staryucks.

Blends or the like. The problem is the idiots never clean the
tools, mainly the steam jugs, and so everything tastes the same.
Some small shops, but they hire even more pathetic humans
and you're lucky to get your order filled this century.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 6:06, archived)

we have a ton of good places here these days.

sorry.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 6:24, archived)

I don't like cats much.

I'm just trying to fit in.

i need to take out some of the scribble on both shoulders... needs to be thinned on his left arm at the top, and pull in a little light on his right shoulder -- since its so dark, it makes his body appear too fat at the bottom. whiskers is not great, and i go back and forth between hating the magenta cock and loving it. strangely, when i turn it upside down, the face looks fine. Can't explain that... Couple spots need to be cleaned up here and there. Gaz me if you want a copy.

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4Q just lurking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:15, archived)

come on, you can parody more people than that in a single post.

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Shada, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:15, archived)

Nope. Only if you post before gayshift and are popular to start with.

Else I'd have over 30 fucking FPs by now.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:18, archived)

tits and Shada both posted theirs during the gayshift didn't they?

Secret FP mod is secretive.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:19, archived)

...and here are the nightshift mods now!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:21, archived)

ha, saw this too

reet weird like

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:25, archived)

haha this is terrifying

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Shada, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:26, archived)

this SO needs jugband music behind it

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Shiksa, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:29, archived)

ah kin hear it in mah head

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:37, archived)

YES

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iXzIvN4JI4

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:39, archived)

members.shaw.ca/boong-ga/01.jpg
members.shaw.ca/boong-ga/02.jpg
members.shaw.ca/boong-ga/06.jpg
members.shaw.ca/boong-ga/07.jpg

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:59, archived)

I like how it will explain the user's sexual behaviour

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 4:02, archived)

Half of the band are getting away with excessive flatulence!

I love it tho

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 4:00, archived)

good god!

This is like a bad mouse dream!

(Fly Projector, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:31, archived)

The laughing one is the best.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:40, archived)

he's laughing

because he knows how to peck eyeballs out of sleeping children.

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:48, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/9308440

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 4:04, archived)

there i look at it, the more it gives me the fear

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:45, archived)

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Oh joy that makes me so happy

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:13, archived)

I'd have to check, but my guess is no.

Also
Not a hard and fast rule, more a generalized rant. [/:-)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:22, archived)

haha it's just timezones, surely?

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Shada, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:23, archived)

I guessed right! By 6 minutes, LOL.

Also checked tits, again not gayshift.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:27, archived)

they would have been late at night ~0000 BST

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:24, archived)

I've never made my way into a clique where i get clicked simply for posting.

I think they look and say 'oh yes jolly nice picture, but his arsetralian and well you know'

www.b3ta.com/board/9149893

this didn't make popular despite the rave replies i got

:'(

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:23, archived)

You're shit.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:24, archived)

FINALLY SOMEONE THAT SPEAKS THE TRUTH!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:25, archived)

Fuck off.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:27, archived)

hahahahaha, go have another snakebite :)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:29, archived)

Good luck getting laid, cunt.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:32, archived)

thanks. However, I hope that luck has less to do with it

than my good looks, charm and my new packet of roofies.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:34, archived)

Jerk.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:38, archived)

Probably

But only if the roofies don't work

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Skirite Gerrorf my larnd, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 7:19, archived)

Yeah,

but I think my picture has considerably more artistic merit. I'm still optimistic.

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4Q just lurking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:24, archived)

Oh indeed yes, simply look at the composition of yours.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:26, archived)

I don't think my sexy victorian b3ta party got onto the popular page, and that took me over a fucking week.

But fucking Cat in Space did. FUCKING CAT IN SPACE!

The moral of the story is people will click anything with cats in.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:25, archived)

i didn't understand your victorian b3ta party or really know why you did it

but everyone can understand cats in space

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Shada, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:25, archived)

IS NOT FAIW!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:27, archived)

In fact the b3ta party is so fucking far down my list posts by popularity page that it's after all the fucking broken links.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:32, archived)

Fucking hell it's lower than a text post....on /board!

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:37, archived)

ahhhahhhhah

I forgot one can order one's own posts by 'popularity'

fuck knows why this is my number one
www.b3ta.com/board/7925894

but this takes a well deserved second place
www.b3ta.com/board/8325002

and at number three: THOM YORKE
www.b3ta.com/board/8730813

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 4:46, archived)

shit, I'd forgotten about this one

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 4:51, archived)

WHAT THE HELL

ok job interview in five minutes

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 4:56, archived)

I don't think

I'll forget this soon.
How did you get the background to match? :)

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4Q just lurking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 4:57, archived)

it's transparent.

wizards did it.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:14, archived)

lots of my GIFs are transparent

it can save arsing around cloning a background, for one thing
and because transparent pixels are all one colour in the palette, it cuts down some of the file size

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:17, archived)

you forgot this

"no need to TOTALLY ignore my new picture :("
www.b3ta.com/board/9313860

which he THEN PROCEEDED TO REPOST THE NEXT DAY
www.b3ta.com/board/9315413

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Shiksa, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:28, archived)

*takes notes*

although I've reposted blackadder a heap of times.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:30, archived)

Yes there must be a new policy that the Mods have: No FPs for those that aren't Euro or British

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:29, archived)

It is time for the VIMOD revolution.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:32, archived)

The VIMOD strikes back!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:33, archived)

JOIN CHURCH OF VIMOD NOW

OR BE B& FOR ALL ETERNITY

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Shiksa, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:34, archived)

That one is a prime example as to why we need "by shift" popular pages.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:29, archived)

TOO RIGHT MATE! TOO BLOODY RIGHT!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:31, archived)

equality through segregation!

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Shada, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:31, archived)

ahahahaha

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:31, archived)

Just like apartheid!

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:33, archived)

THATS IT. ALL BETANS ARE EQUAL, EXCEPT THAT SOME ARE MORE EQUAL THEN OTHERS.

It sounds as though you live in Sydney! LOL

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:33, archived)

I think I posted that about early on the dayshift

In the vain hope of being popular.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:31, archived)

gay shifters aren't popular. This is because it's extremel difficult to meet the dayshifters for drinks in a random British pub

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:35, archived)

I'm a brit.

And I usually gayshift when I should be doing important work and end up taking several hours longer than the task really necessitates. Even worse since I actually got an account and started joining in....
Still find the idea of meeting b3tans irl a bit of a peculiar ambition.

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4Q just lurking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:39, archived)

Well, we should hate them, because I can't run into them at the Duck and Swan.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:39, archived)

The duck and swan is two blocks away from my house

I'm sure I've offered a beer before.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:44, archived)

hell yeah! what best suits you?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 4:02, archived)

count me in.

We'll have to get Pigeon Nipples down from Newcastle

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 4:04, archived)

excellent.

any time is fine by me - it's not like I have a massive walk home or anything.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 4:05, archived)

or the popular page goes straight to the front page, with minimal moderation

heh

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:37, archived)

i look at the popular page more than the front page anyway

i'm sure a lot of people do

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Shada, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:37, archived)

I only look at the popular page after I've posted a picture.

And realise that I'm never fucking on it.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:40, archived)

you're on it right now you jizz net

go hog wild

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Shada, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:42, archived)

Fuck you man, cat in space doesn't count, King Kong Gene Kelly would have counted.

EXCEPT HE WASN'T FUCKING ON THERE!

I'll always be overshadowed by my noir strip, nothing else will ever be good enough, everyone will always wonder what happened to that bloke who did the noir strip, he was good wasn't he. Yeah well it was fucking me man, it was me!

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:46, archived)

HAHAHA oh shit you're the one who did that flickrgirl Another World thing

i laughed so much

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Shada, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:48, archived)

It hurts inside.

Every day.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:50, archived)

We all would!

This is truth

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:25, archived)

You're being a bitch, right?

Being a bitch?

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Ttssattsr, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:22, archived)

Everything that has a cat in it should automatically get a front page.

Unless the cat is being mistreated, in which the person who posted the image should automatically be naughty-stepped.

The rules are different for cats, you see.

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Shiksa, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:24, archived)

Sure is cattards in here.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:25, archived)

More like catturds where I'm at.

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Shiksa, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:29, archived)

Can you

give her some more tits?

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:25, archived)

Touche.

But it's a tom. I could add a magenta cock, maybe. Perhaps two.

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4Q just lurking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:26, archived)

were you just being a dick or just being funny? I know in the grand scheme of things my stuff is shit, but I like to think that someday, maybe, it won't be as shit as it was last time.

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:29, archived)

Oh dear.

It was simply meant to entertain. I like to give.

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4Q just lurking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:31, archived)

ok then :)

i think i get all explainy because I know just how shit it is. But, it did require a certain amount of effort.

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:33, archived)

WELL HELLO!

I like it

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:26, archived)

pfft!

I CAN HAZ FRONT PAGE NOW?

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:27, archived)

I missed out on all of this

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:29, archived)

animals arent allowed on the front page

this is people country

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Shada, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:32, archived)

You don't like cats? :|

(Fly Projector, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:33, archived)

No.

What exactly are they for?

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4Q just lurking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:36, archived)

THEY ARE FOR BRINGING FLUFFINESS INTO THE WORLD THROUGH HARMONISING THE INTERWEBS

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:38, archived)

inspiring hatred

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Shada, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:39, archived)

they give misanthropes something to love.

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Shiksa, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:40, archived)

Confusing mice with complex cat algebra.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:48, archived)

How can you not like cats much?

They're lovely! Best of all the animals!

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Ratsta, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:50, archived)

It takes

almost no effort at all. What do you find so enthralling about them?

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4Q just lurking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:55, archived)

Their cute little faces

The fuzzy little bodies. They way they look like drowned rats when you bathe them. They way they lol about in the sunshine. The hours of fun you can have with your kitten just by adding a paper sack or a piece of string to the relationship. The unconditional ~~love~~ acceptance of their superiority. The repeated attempts to trip me when I use stairwells. The rhythic sensation when they sit on my groin. The strangled keening wail that starts at the top of the driveway and lasts a good 90 seconds without a breath as they walk down the drive, through the office and into the house.

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Ratsta, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 4:20, archived)

This explanation

combined with your sig paints a somewhat melancholy picture in my mind.

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4Q just lurking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 4:24, archived)

You're right.

It's a shit sig.

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Ratsta, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 4:30, archived)

Now

you've made my comment look totally hatstand.

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4Q just lurking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 4:32, archived)

I thought hatstand was a good thing!

I do apologise if I have caused you consternation! I blame Charlie, the world's loudest kitten.

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Ratsta, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 4:46, archived)

I'm not consternated.

Nothing could ruin my good mood tonight - I've had my stupid picture at the top of the board for over an hour and a half now.
Even though it's only the gayshift, it still makes me strangely happy.

I bet you'll start a new thread now....

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4Q just lurking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 4:51, archived)

I am saddened that you think I would be spiteful.

I am not a spiteful mucous.

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Ratsta, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 7:56, archived)

cats are great, humans are disgusting, kill yourself.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:13, archived)

Why don't you?

Since you obviously disgust yourself so much.

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4Q just lurking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:21, archived)

i'm busy killing other humans.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 5:25, archived)

another figure

i need to take out some of the shadow on both shoulders... needs to be thinned on her left arm at the top, and pull in a little light on her right shoulder -- since its so dark, it makes her body appear too small. hairline is not great, and i go back and forth between hating the face and loving it. strangely, when i turn it upside down, the face looks fine. Can't explain that... Couple spots need to be cleaned up here and there. Gaz me if you want a copy.

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:11, archived)

Impressive stuff.

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zoldergoose, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:13, archived)

At the end of the day you can always put a bag over her head

But Woo!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:14, archived)

yay!

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:14, archived)

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Shada, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:16, archived)

Neat! I like the shadow mutation effect there.

It's odd and engaging.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:19, archived)

Can you

give her some more tits?

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4Q just lurking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:21, archived)

she does look a bit squirrelly

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:22, archived)

BEWBS

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:33, archived)

(

Microwave, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:38, archived)

yum yum

(

MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:41, archived)

You should stop playing WoW

and start playing Dwarf Fortress!

(

Cae1, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:42, archived)

I never really understood that game.

I installed it, waited ages for it to generate a land and then just went "What the fuck?"

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:46, archived)

ASCII EYEFUCK SO MUCH FUN

(

Shada, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:46, archived)

ASCII EYEFUCK SO MUCH FUN

Go to your brother, kill 'im wit' your gun.
Leave him dying in his uniform,
lying in the sun.

Oh, we're not doing Cannon Fodder singalongs?...

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:49, archived)

It takes a lot of getting in to, and the learning curve is HUGER than eve online.

But I thought it was worth it.

(

Cae1, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:49, archived)

Eve OnZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Ttssattsr, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:51, archived)

Why is it all the games with massive realms and loads of stuffs and guns to customise and buy

always play like suck?

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:52, archived)

i dunno man i quite like blasting shit with my internet spaceship artillery cannons

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Shada, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:54, archived)

Fuck man, I'll like so vanquish you with my +2 finger of mouse clickage.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:57, archived)

Fuck, I wish they'd release an English version of Monster Hunter Frontier, I haven't smack dragons in the mouth for ages.

Stupid damn Capcom.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:04, archived)

Swag != Content

A common mistake that many game designers fail to understand.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:54, archived)

SHUT UP AND MINE THAT FELDSPAR.

(

Cae1, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:07, archived)

Why the fuck would you mind veldspar?

No-one mines fucking veldspar!

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:12, archived)

I haven't played in a year or so and I can't remember the names of the other minerals/ores.

(

Cae1, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:13, archived)

I've played several trials but thankfully I could never see enough of a point to actually waste any more time on it.

"Oh shit yeah I can put rockets on things and then shoot them, oh no I point and click loads"

It's no Freelancer.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:18, archived)

tastybrains

(

Shada, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:43, archived)

What does it taste like?

woo

(

Cae1, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:43, archived)

nutrition is the name of the game

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:45, archived)

I'd like to register my interest.

GJM

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:45, archived)

My mum threw my rainbow headshooting t-shirt thing away!

I should just stay at uni forever.

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Cae1, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:48, archived)

What a slag!

Want me to send you mine? It's well smelly.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:48, archived)

s' alright thanks!

I shall redesign it and get a new one

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Cae1, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:08, archived)

Mmmmm, greenthing.

GJM

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:46, archived)

nyom nyom nyom

GJM

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:10, archived)

To my surprise...

I'm no longer the secret squirrel. I don't need to hide, I just don't like being in the spotlight, and I'm surprised at seeing myself in Japanese.

If all will excuse, I am going to obfuscate. The name is all about getting your top score in a bar video gambling machine...

Snogs.

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CapnChkn I would rather be flying elephants., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:08, archived)

aa aA a aa #f # a a a

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Shada, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:09, archived)

GY!BE?

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Ttssattsr, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:19, archived)

that's f#a#infinity

i guess i discovered how they named that album

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Shada, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:21, archived)

I came to get down [2x]

So get out your seats and jump around
Jump around [3x]
Jump up Jump up and get down.
Jump [18x]

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Cae1, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:11, archived)

Don't you tell me to smile, you stick around I'll make it worth your while

got numbers beyond what you can dial, maybe it's because I'm so versatile

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:14, archived)

Listening to Ghostbusters by Run DMC now!

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Cae1, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:33, archived)

I had a dream the other week which featured that in the soundtrack

I patted these cats I met (a mother and a kitten)
and then I broke into rich peoples' houses just for kicks
I didn't take anything, but I did scare some children

JUMP AROUND

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:25, archived)

I'm talking about cats over there >

Jump up, jump up and get down!

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Cae1, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:28, archived)

Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He's got two large
bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, "What's in the
bags?"

"Sand," answers Juan.

The guard says, "We'll just see about that ~ get off the bike." The guard
takes the bags and rips them apart; he empties them out and finds nothing
in them but sand. He detains Juan overnight and has the sand analyzed,
only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags.

The guard releases Juan, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the
man's shoulders, and lets him cross the border.

A week later, the same thing happens. The guard asks, "What have you got?"

"Sand," says Juan.

The guard does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags
contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to Juan, who crosses the
border on his bicycle.

This sequence of events if repeated every week for three years. Finally,
Juan doesn't show up one day and the guard meets him in a cantina in
Mexico.

"Hey, Buddy," says the guard, "I know you are smuggling something. It's
driving me crazy. It's all I think about. I can't sleep. Just between you
and me, what are you smuggling?"

Juan sips his beer and says, "Bicycles."

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zoldergoose, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:13, archived)

I read the first couple of words and then i read the last word

now i'm reading words at random. So far I've pieced together Juan Comes Sand, Smuggling Bicycles

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Shada, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:15, archived)

Well you've only got yourself to blame.

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zoldergoose, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:15, archived)

pffffffft

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:20, archived)

Arf!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:25, archived)

Didn't that happen at one of the checkpoints on the berlin wall while it was still standing?

Except without the sand obviously.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:34, archived)

Heh, nice.

I'm more familiar with this variation: www.canonical.org/~kragen/tao-of-programming.html#book3

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benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:36, archived)

what the fuck I'm rollin in a mack truck that's stolen

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:13, archived)

GUESS WHAT I'M HOLDING? AMMO TO BUST MY LOAD

that's still pretty much my favourite CH joint

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:32, archived)

YEAH, EAT A BOWL O' DICK UP, FOOLS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:44, archived)

Fag.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:16, archived)

*brainflakes*

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:19, archived)

oh, I remember you

and you've always been shit
www.b3ta.com/search/posts/11901

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:23, archived)

i dont understand those words

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Shada, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:27, archived)

NIMROD SEES ALL

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:23, archived)

There is, for example, a modal distinction between figure or motion and corporeal substance in which both exist;

there is a similar distinction between affirmation or recollection and the mind. Of the latter kind we have an illustration in our
ability to recognize the one of two modes apart from the other, as figure apart from motion, and motion apart from figure;
though we cannot think of either the one or the other without thinking of the common substance in which they adhere.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:52, archived)

OH, I DOUBT THAT VERY MUCH

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:57, archived)

I might have to agree, as he connects 'god' to this 'nature' in the previous section.

However, he does present an interesting position vis the relationships 'we' make when looking at things.
To quote him from a little later in that section...

For example, because any substance which ceases to endure ceases also to exist,
duration is not distinct from substance except in thought; and in general all the modes
of thinking which we consider as in objects differ only in thought, as well from the
objects of which they are thought as from each other in a common object.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:03, archived)

FUCK DUALISM.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:09, archived)

FUCK YEAH!

A PILE OF SILLY WANKERY AND HEDGING HIS BETS BEYOND REASON OR LOGIC.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:14, archived)

i'm prescribing you some more brain medicine

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 1:58, archived)

This isn't flashy and I like it.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:00, archived)

could you move your braingrapplers i need to post a letter

no DONT STAB ME WITH YOUR MIND

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Shada, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:00, archived)

You mental.

How many similarly excellent drawings along this vein have you done?

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zoldergoose, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:04, archived)

HAAGENDAAAAAAS

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:05, archived)

LIKE THE CIRCLES THAT YOU FIND IN THE WINDMILLS OF YOUR MIND

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:10, archived)

These are pretty cool.

Some day i will look up your work, get some crayons and colour them in whilst im on the train.

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Cae1, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:13, archived)

reminded me of this

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4Q just lurking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:17, archived)

HE COMES!

woo!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:03, archived)

Wrong instructions you say ?

Click for bigger (8.56 Mb)

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4Q just lurking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 1:52, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Shada, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 1:54, archived)

FAGINA.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 1:57, archived)

my poor

eyes

(teh gman will uplaod your c0d3z, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 1:57, archived)

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 1:59, archived)

BOOYAKASHA

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:00, archived)

i understand.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:01, archived)

do I win ?

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4Q just lurking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:03, archived)

u win poop in ur handz

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Ttssattsr, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:04, archived)

nobody wins in a shitfight.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:06, archived)

Apart from

Veronica Moser, perhaps.

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4Q just lurking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:06, archived)

Click for bigger is the best possible way you could have ended that post.

Congrats.

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zoldergoose, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:04, archived)

Ta.

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4Q just lurking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:05, archived)

: D

BIG

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--- ---, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:04, archived)

*PARP

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:11, archived)

I am glad of this

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Shlvng, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:43, archived)

...Still raining...yes....still raining...yes...sti....

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--- ---, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 1:52, archived)

MY MONGY HUSBAND WHO IS PART COMPUTER COULD HAVE MADE THAT

still awesome, tits.

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Shada, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 1:53, archived)

I'm STIllfldl so doodosAAANAGRY!!!¬!

ANG&!!!

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 1:56, archived)

KNICKERPISS KNICKERPISS KNICKERPISS NOT

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Shada, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 1:58, archived)

Why so angry shada?

Wassup?

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--- ---, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:00, archived)

haha did you not see earlier?

someone got angry that the front page had animated cats on it.

www.b3ta.com/board/9318115

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Shada, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:01, archived)

No i missed that lol!

I'll step up my efforts to try another FP to get peeps mores angry X 1000000

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--- ---, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:03, archived)

please do

as this would amuse us greatly

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:28, archived)

pfffft

how I love it when n00bs tell us how it used to be

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:33, archived)

ahhhahhahh

www.b3ta.com/search/posts/58355

what a peach

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:37, archived)

That guys shit is twisted!

what does he expect?

(Fly Projector, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:58, archived)

who gives a damn?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:10, archived)

i am amused

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:03, archived)

your animations are very awesome

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 1:56, archived)

this is great

I bet you have more fp's than happy toats

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 1:57, archived)

awwwwwwwwww

loving your cats

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:00, archived)

This is well done, like all of your work.

Congrats on the previous FP btw.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:28, archived)

nice

you take something simple and add a bit o'magic....woo

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 3:10, archived)

Beautifully Drawn and Animated

Good work

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Sheep!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:47, archived)

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