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(TheSnark oh, c'mon, like you didn't see me coming, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:49, archived)

*checks for deesillustration.com tag*

Woot.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:50, archived)

Basingstoke

also, I just had a phonecall from India asking me if I received a local paper this week

*confuseds*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:50, archived)

Local to him or you?

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:51, archived)

that was my confusedness

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:52, archived)

I wouldnt mind getting the bongobongo times every month

it cant be any more boring than the chew valley gazette

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:58, archived)

Did it open with the words

"hello sir, my name is Crispin..."

?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:52, archived)

his name appeared to be Jennifer

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)

I do love the fake names the call centres have taken to using...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:56, archived)

"I've been waiting months for my copy of the Shrinigar gazette! you people are most innefective!!!"

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:58, archived)

hahaha

that'd be more interesting

our local paper's headlines run thus:

CRIME
OAP SUICIDE
CRIME
MUGGING
YOUTH CRIME
VANDALISM
FLYTIPPERS
CRIME
DRUNKS
CRIME
POLICE CRACKDOWN ON CYCLISTS
CRIME
JOYRIDERS
RECIPES

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:01, archived)

yeah that might run

crime.. bombing, police corruption, riot, flames

EVERYTHING IS FINE! :D

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)

Don't go there

We used to get that about once a week, when i live in taunton. Hello, did you get the free paper this week? Yes. Ok.

Same every time

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)

did it say FREE PHONECALL WITH THIS PAPER on the front?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)

We have two in Derby

one is just in the shops and one can be bought but is mostly delivered free.

I rang the second one up a few months ago to ask about getting it delivered as I'd noticed the houses up the road got it but we never had.
I was told that they 'didn't deliver to my part of the road'. When this was repeated back to confirm I'd heard right it was explained further, in a very 'explaining to the idiot' tone, that they couldn't deliver to ALL of the area.

Huh.

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:08, archived)

with some sort of tube/pulley system

you can cunningly divert your superior paper-receiving neighbours' letterbox to your own

they'll never notice

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:13, archived)

Sith bunny wins :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:53, archived)

yes, where was he?

madness *clicks*

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:58, archived)

NINJA'S!

Sauce(new one): pixdaus.com/single.php?id=77699

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)

wrraaoooawww!!!

acetastic

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twig Save 6 Music, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)

I would pay to see this!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)

you can see it for free

it came out of your head

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twig Save 6 Music, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:42, archived)

Hiiiiiiii-YAH!

mew?

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:41, archived)

This is lovely stuff

But your sauce seems to have expired. Throw it away.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:42, archived)

fixt

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:43, archived)

I'm pretty confident this was caused by improper chemtrail dispersal and haphazard apparatus set up.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:42, archived)

My guess is your Google search for "catfight" yeilded some interesting results.

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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:43, archived)

It's not the same without the suits

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)

Man ...

A couple of Christmases ago Mrs V and I watched two neighbourhood cats for about half an hour.

The Daddy was sitting/lying on the roof of a shed, facing that way. The pretender came from the other way, along the fence ... paw onto the roof ... Daddy's ears are twitching but he's not bothered ... not bothered at all ... pretender ets onto roof ... and sit/lies down facing in the opposite direction, ears twitching. No one's bothered here. Not at all. Oh no.

Then they just happened to get up and walk off in completely opposite directions.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)

*adds to BBC3 pilots list*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:51, archived)

Oh god not another register I'm on.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:53, archived)

I'm selling your details to the Home Office

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:56, archived)

Oh well at least they won't get into government hands!

/omg political satire lol

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:58, archived)

Hehehe, go ninja kitty

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:47, archived)

my two will beat your ninja cats with some BearFu

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glubglub should be working on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:48, archived)

Just AWW

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:53, archived)

happy candle day!

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glubglub should be working on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:08, archived)

LA riots (of laughter)

(The front teeth of Omar Sharif Mexico's Greatest Transgender Actoress, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:32, archived)

ha ha ha

very good

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)

makes me want raspberry jam on toast

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twig Save 6 Music, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)

He must have deserved it

hey, stop being so black

(Catnipppp, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:35, archived)

Are you certain,

That people are going to appreciate your irony?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)

only stupid people won't appreciate the irony

unless he means it

in which case it would still be ironic

fuck

I've confused myself

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:01, archived)

oh shit... embarrassed officelol

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)

He he he :)

*coughs* *ills over /board*

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)

Oooooof!!

*shamedly laughs*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)

Haha

Very good. *click*
I'm really struggling for inspiration on this compo.

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)

Too soon.

"I'm like 'What? Did I leave a cigarette burning or something?'"

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:47, archived)

fucking hell I laughed...

unlike the population of LA

haha, well, fuck them :D

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)

cfb (nsfw?)

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:30, archived)

Did you tattoo someone?

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WormuIus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:31, archived)

for the nth time, no I will not tattoo a cock on your forehead

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)

How about you just draw around your cock in biro

it shouldn't take long.

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WormuIus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:34, archived)

pretty weak comeback

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:35, archived)

dood, srsly?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)

TRUST WE DON'T RAMP BRO

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:44, archived)

lubblee bee

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:31, archived)

nice pants

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:31, archived)

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:31, archived)

cheek?

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twig Save 6 Music, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:32, archived)

Yay!

Lets play guess the body part!

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:32, archived)

Arse

cheek

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)

the file name

is beebelly

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)

aw...

er...

could be done on an arse cheek thats been grafted onto a belly.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:34, archived)

could be the belly cheek

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twig Save 6 Music, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:34, archived)

Bee flower :), nice

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:32, archived)

belly?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)

nice!

must get that biohazard sign tattooed on my arse.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)

Aren't you a boy?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)

It would be pretty hard to paint on my own belly

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:34, archived)

No it wouldn't, so long as you were alright doing it upside down.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:35, archived)

mind piss

but mine had more swears in it because I need them to help me look cool.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)

It's part of your other-worldly charm, sir.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)

no it fucking wouldn't

try harder you lazy spanner

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:35, archived)

Haha

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)

No its not, i can do it. Did so on the top of my left arm last night

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)

You painted on your own belly on the top of your left arm?

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:44, archived)

I drew some Runes on the top of my left arm, possible tattoo, just seeing if i would like it before i get it down

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:52, archived)

Top underwear skills, there...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:35, archived)

That is some fine pant work going on there

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)

Nyumnyumnyumnyumnyumnyum

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(Tiny Blindfolded Horse Kitten sound car horns would end road rage, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)

GAH!

WTF?

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:32, archived)

Well, its obviously a disaster.

And, what with the fabric softener used, one can only presume that towel is fluffy.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:36, archived)

Thank you for explaining it

For a second I thought it only made sense in my head.

(Tiny Blindfolded Horse Kitten sound car horns would end road rage, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)

GTFO!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:42, archived)

Tom Selleck?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:42, archived)

For Funny name Corner

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(NocturnalJohn, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:27, archived)

Oi! B3TANS

anyone up for iSketch? hmm?

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:28, archived)

Set up b3ta room (make sure you set it to UK basic)

All created:)

iSketchy anyone? Micto?

EDIT: anyone up for it. It's www.isketch.com. Click on user created and look for b3ta room.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:28, archived)

doing it now

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:30, archived)

I'll have a quick go

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:31, archived)

I'm at work

I don't get it and I can't draw. Sorry. :(

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)

That's wonderful.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)

woo

guffaws

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)

Purple and Brown

FTW

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:41, archived)

i steals

/fap

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El_MUERkO bleeds love, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:27, archived)

Okay, here's mine:

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Ttssattsr, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:30, archived)

pfft

silly personage

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)

thats clearly an

egg thats gone off.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:35, archived)

Quick, tell the daily mail about this sick filth

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:30, archived)

Zombie eats cheerleaders brain
www.youtube.com/watch?v=27-N_mtx0GA

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(Catnipppp, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:20, archived)

Quickly RUN!

The nano bots in the vapour trails will get you!

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:21, archived)

You posted this video yesterday.

And we've seen this ridiculous conspiracy theory before too.
D-, must try harder.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:22, archived)

chemtrails are nothing but a conspiracy hoax

they are only frozen water crystals! Just wanted to say i have changed my ways, and now I understand i was just being a fool paranoid, chemtrails are a natural occurance, whew, thanks gawd for b3ta for clearing that up for me.
/

(Catnipppp, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:27, archived)

it's okay

... if you were really grateful you could pay for my vaccines

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:28, archived)

I'm not sure that you

totally believe that but I hope that you do. There is plenty of real danger in the world to be genuinely concerned about ( deep packet inspection you bastards ) without accepting every, easily explainable conspiracy on the internet.
I bet even your friend Mr Icke has to, now and again, say to himself "hang on a minute, that really is a load of bollocks"

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:48, archived)

It's not a hoax.

They clearly don't exist, learn the difference, and you'll need a fuck-load less therapy.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:58, archived)

hello

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:22, archived)

*runs about about flailing arms screaming 'they're all out to get us'*

Also: That plane needs some Redex through it's fuel.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:23, archived)

oh my GOD - grunty's been compromised

they've got to him toooooo

*runs in the opposite direction*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:25, archived)

No, it was on the soundtrack of the film I was watching whilst using my noise-reduction

headphones IN FIRST FUCKING CLASS!

Eat my airmiles & carbon footprint Motherfucker*!

*Not you, Prof....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:27, archived)

*pauses* *confused*

HE'S TRYING TO CONFUSE US!

RUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnn!

*runs, arms flailing wildly, into a wall*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)

Funnily enough, there is a real (very small) risk from flying due to increased exposure to cosmic radiation.

But that's not as exciting as talking about governments killing us all.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)

The only risk is from keeling over from Kidney Failure having drank the bar dry.

LA - London = real risk of this.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)

Liver, dear boy. Liver.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:57, archived)

That's already long gone, I'm running on back-up organs now.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)

Here's one for the consprationalists.

How did the Astronauts get through the Van Allen radiation belts with no adverse effects whilst travelling in what amounted to nothing more than a Campbell's soup tin with no radiation shielding (1)

(1)citation needed

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)

I was vaguely interested in that conspiracy.

I had a quick look and it seems most of the radiation is caused by alpha-emitters. A sheet of paper would be a fairly effective radiation shield against alpha particles.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:57, archived)

don't let facts

get in the way of a good story ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:01, archived)

It doesn't matter, the moon is a conspiracy anyway.

It's designed to distract us from The Truth.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:04, archived)

How do sir

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:26, archived)

*waves*

Alreet?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:28, archived)

i'm sick of these motherfucking skulls on this mtherfucking plane!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:24, archived)

ha ha ha

the franchise has limitless possibilities

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:25, archived)

it does

i'd like to see drunken nuns on a plane, painting samuel l jackson in a combination of marmite, mayonnaise and peanut butter.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:28, archived)

*endorses sentiment and subscribes to newsletter*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:53, archived)

it's a very sticky newsletter

this week's headline: "nutty nuns in marmite mayo madness"

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:56, archived)

This will have to be the movie poster then

can you act?
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(Catnipppp, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:30, archived)

not well

so I can probably do anything Nicholas Cage can do... also I have all my own hair

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:32, archived)

I'm sick of this motherf*cking Aspartame in my Motherf*cking Drink

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)

no such thing,

what are you a nutjob, get out of here.

(Catnipppp, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)

I don't touch the stuff personally :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)

Me neither.

Mostly because it tastes like shit. Give me the calories any day.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)

me me and thrice me.

The only thing wrong about aspartame is that it fucking awful. Give me full sugar any day and make sure you chop more rainforest down to plant it so I don't go without.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:52, archived)

I can't be arsed, someone else do it then explain please.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:24, archived)

Airplanes are killing us and birds can dance.

I'm not sure if these facts are related.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:25, archived)

When if you're stupid enough to get hit by a plane, then you're

getting all you deserve.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:26, archived)

No, the New World Order are loading them up with canisters of deadly chemicals

for some poorly explained reason.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:27, archived)

"for some poorly explained reason"

pretty much sums it up.

:D

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:27, archived)

I think they're trying to make money by killing us or something

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)

Wasn't that the original business model for the the U.S. Air Force?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:30, archived)

I'm glad they've moved onto bringing fiery death to infidels now.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:35, archived)

Well, after they got that venture capital start-up loan, it all turned round for them...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)

Oh right, ignore me asking then.

I live in Rothschild country and I'm alright.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:28, archived)

how are they killing us?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:27, archived)

Shhhhh!

It's a secret. Damn.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:28, archived)

They're actually saving us

by causing solar dimming

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:28, archived)

^ this

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)

wait a minute

THEY?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:31, archived)

Your government adores you,

That is why none of the CC cameras worked on 7/7, haha, they all malfunctioned at the same time, so now we have no videos of the "four bombers" doing their dirty work. Oh yea, don't forget that a drill was being run of bombers on trains with lots of people involved simulating terrorists
newsgroups.derkeiler.com/Archive/Soc/soc.culture.british/2006-07/msg00032.html

They wouldn't hurt us would they mommy?
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(Catnipppp, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)

now I don't know about you,

but shortly after 7/7 I distinctly remember lots of cctv footage of the four suspects - on the day itself - on every available news channel going,
mainly showing the four suspects movements around the city and public transport system. I'm not doubting there 'may' be more behind it,
but to claim that all the cctv cameras went down on that day is unadulterated bollocks of the highest order

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:47, archived)

Except we have plent of CCTV of the bombers

They were all over the damn papers within two days of the bombings you idiot.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:48, archived)

That is utter bollocks.

The pictures of them were all over the media.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:49, archived)

They filmed the whole thing up to and beyond it.

And the face recognition software was what led them directly to the bombers house to arrest them.
As I said up there. It's easy to accept everything on the internet without doing any actual research but dangerous because most people spout nonsense in a bid for their 15 minutes of psuedo fame or respect of 'peers'

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:58, archived)

haha, that is a good one, they filmed everything!!! rolling here

You saw stills of the four guys walking onto the train, did also know there was a drill being run by peter power involving lots people enacting a terror drill on the exact same trains, at the exact same time? If you investigated this 7/7 for ten minutes you would know the four guys were hired to be a part of the drill and used as the patsys, but you get your news from BBC, oh my god they would never lie to me would they mommy, get out of here with all this, you guys never investigate anything, you sit and wait for the news to show you what happened, and their version of events, admit it

(Catnipppp, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:16, archived)

one more thing

www.lookingglassnews.org/viewstory.php?storyid=1388

(Catnipppp, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:17, archived)

Let me let you into a little secret about Britain.

Cameras on buses rarely work. They are run by the private bus operators and cost money. They are meant to deceive and deter. The same is true of trains.
Cameras on the roads meant to trap speeders rarely work. They cost money and only are working on lucrative routes that are profitable ( ie. The A40 ).
There is nothing sinister about that. The local government funded and operated CCTV cameras were all working.
Reading between the lines is not investigation nor is any conclusion come to by such conjecture evidence of anything. It is merely a wish to invent a theory to support an idea.

Also looking glass news is not a reputable nor unbiased source of 'data'.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)

Can I just add 'cameras not working in bus blown to buggery' shocker

well said 'nonic, it's about balance

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:29, archived)

conjecture

spread by people needing to fabricate plausible evidence to back up their implausible conclusions.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:21, archived)

'Investigated' != read a bunch of websites run by nutters with similar delusions as me.

grow up, really.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)

is their ccctv

of the police buggering up the cameras?

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boff FL OZ, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:59, archived)

ah, the chemtrails

I was wondering when you'd get around to that

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:24, archived)

He's already done it once, the articles he posted were fabulous

Some things said vapour trails contain sedatives, others saying nano bots and none with any scientific evidence.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:28, archived)

scientific evidence?

you don't need scientific evidence when you're in chemtrail cuckoo land...

I've just read your reply again... Nanobots?
Are you serious? :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:30, archived)

it's not a big leap from

tubes to robots...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:35, archived)

yea, it could not have been both

Science tells me to relax and not to worry about the criss crossing trails, that is why i love science and hate conspiracy nuts, more time for my TV shows. Where is my remote?
.

(Catnipppp, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:34, archived)

What makes you trust internet conspiracy sites more than scientific literature?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:36, archived)

A+++++ Would blindly follow again

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)

See I can accept the idea that some people might think 9/11 was dodgy

I can accept that some might question the collapse of building 7

I can see that the activities of certain corporate bigwigs may lead some to suspect conspiracy.

I can even see that the rather undemocratic self-serving sponsorship by corporations of US politians may be looked upon as a sinister controlling force.

But really, chemtrails? Really? It's almost as bad as lizards.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)

Wait...what? You hate conspiracy nuts?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:41, archived)

I think he might be mocking our blind acceptance of the reasonable scientific explanation

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:42, archived)

He's experimenting with 'sarcasm'

Though the idea that this nebulous 'science' is a sinister force shows a remarkable ignorance of science.

Mind you so does the idea of chemtrails.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:43, archived)

Science is a fickle beast at times

Science can be adapted and bastardised to a personal viewpoint to show how the US Government was behind 9/11

However Science cannot be trusted in any form to logically explain Chemtrails.

That fickle, fickle science...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)

I told you, i am converted!

Just because there are no photos of chemtrails taken before 1995, I am sure that they were actually crisscrossing the sky for decades, but no one thought to photograph them. Water crystals evaporate in less than a minute, chemtrails stay up and spread out over the sky for hours, leaving a milky haze, but i do not rely on my vision, i run to science to tell me nothing is wrong with this comparison, my father is a scientist, he touches me in all the bad places, but i like it.

(Catnipppp, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:51, archived)

I wonder when this was taken.

upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8b/B-17_Flying_Fortress.jpg
Also, I'm pretty sure I've seen clouds (made of water vapour) stay in the sky for longer than a minute. Maybe I was mistaken.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)

Haha spot on

And add this nail to the coffin:

"The first published reports of contrails appeared during and shortly after World War I when aircraft were finally able to reach the altitudes required for contrail formation. An early example of contrail formation was observed during the flights of the pilot Zeno Diemer in 1919, when he reached altitudes as high as 30,500 ft above Munich, Germany. "

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)

jesus christ, i will have to remove my brain to cope with you guys

You don't know the difference between contrails and chemtrails? one disappears in a minute because it is frozen ice crystals, the other stays in sky for hours, and is a concoction of all sorts of chemicals and crap. But you never investigate it, you just sit and mastubate each other and giggle.

(Catnipppp, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:30, archived)

no, the time it takes a contrail to disappear depends on the humidity of the air

it doesn't always disappear quickly.
A simple piece of investigation will tell you this

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)

I think there's some truth in the 1995 thing

something to do with the introduction of a new kind of engine, like turbofans (randomly picked jargon word, may not in fact be turbofans).
Having said that, I remember seeing vapour trails a lot (particularly noticeable on summer days in a clear blue sky) when I was small, and I wasn't small in 1995.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:01, archived)

Oh I'm sure that was photoshopped or something

after all, it doesn't fit with his theory.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)

jackoff

of course if is a contrail, it is ice crystals, it disappears because it only water vapor, but you are too ignorant to see the diff, get it?

(Catnipppp, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)

If ever this was needed, it's now...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:56, archived)

How exactly

do water crystals evaporate so quickly at sub zero temperatures?

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:56, archived)

You're actually getting more incomprehensible over time.

'rely on my vision' = rely on my own prejudices and paranoia to draw conclusions on complex atmospheric phenomena?

'Water crystals evaporate in less than a minute' really? Now I'm pretty sure there are large number of atmospheric factors that may effect the length of time a contrail hangs about and the way it disperses, but i do not rely on my reasonable understanding of science, i run to PrisonPlanet to tell me everything is wrong with this comparison because I'm a paranoid fruitloop who wouldn't understand what the word 'evidence' meant if it was foceably downloaded into his brain by sinister government agents.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)

Come on David.

You need a bit more objection here.

Water crystals and water vapour do not evaporate in minutes. Have a look at the clouds.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)

are we talking about contrails or clouds?

contrails disappear in less than a minute, even in seconds, just like your breath on a cold day.

(Catnipppp, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)

no they don't.

It depends upon the atmospheric conditions.
Contrails are the exhaust from the jet engine. Science 101 will tell you that this is water vapour leaving the engine which, at a few hundred feet behind the initial emission condenses into ice crystals and sits there like a cloud. Just like clouds if they are in a clear sky the sun will quickly burn them off. When it is cloudy you don't see them and they water vapour does not condense at lower altitudes and so you don't see them below the cloud layer. I'm a layman and all of this is perfectly understandable science.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)

Sorry, I'm getting to this party a little late but, what are Chemtrails?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:48, archived)

All those airplane contrails you see in the sky

are actually chemicals or possibly nanobots or possibly something else.

They're being released as part of a huge conspiracy to rather inefficiently do something sinister to us by the gov'ment/military/NWO/terrorists/lizard people. No two nutwad sources agree.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:51, archived)

So, basically something I need paid no further attention, to - yes?

Thanks for the heads-up.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)

2/10 needs more Buffy

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:24, archived)

Taste the rainbow!

*happy*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:25, archived)

Er...

Also, whats that dancing bird gotta do with zombies and cheerleaders? Is this meant to be a rickroll, without the Rick Astley?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:26, archived)

Hahaha, good one, dumbass.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:26, archived)

16 points for that response, sir.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:28, archived)

What flavour are these points?

(

Ttssattsr, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:32, archived)

A Lime shell with liquid strawberry inside...

nom nom nom.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)

Oh do want!

(

Ttssattsr, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:34, archived)

Quick put your Aluminium hats on

also nice flick ;)

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:27, archived)

aluminium?

swish bastard! just say tinfoil and have done with it!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:30, archived)

I'm DUTCH and NO Denmark is not the capital of Amsterdam

Foreign twat

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:44, archived)

LOLVIRONMENT

(

taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:27, archived)

damn those cropsprayers:(

damn'em to HELL(i like my apples unsprayed please thank you )

(

Elvis impersonator, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)

I regret nothing!

Pretty sure I've not posted this here before.

(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:18, archived)

MIKE WAZAOWSKI!!!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:21, archived)

A new t-shirt design I am working on...

Click for bigger (149 kb)
...work in progress

(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:08, archived)

COOOOORRRRR!!!!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:08, archived)

I see that old Optimus is still violently incontinent then?

(

Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:09, archived)

Haha

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:09, archived)

ha ha ha

office lols!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:10, archived)

hehehe

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:12, archived)

he's taking a liquid shit right on himself

(

Shada, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:10, archived)

you should make a T Shirt which says

"send help - I'm trapped in a T Shirt factory..."

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:11, archived)

do have a quota of how many times a day you have to make this joke? :)

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:17, archived)

I'm just very repetitive ... it's like a security blanket or a gun - it makes me feel strong

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:22, archived)

"send help - I'm trapped in a joke factory"

(

WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:26, archived)

YES!

but the black splatter should go IMO

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:12, archived)

I like the splatter :(

It's all Street Fighter 4 stylee innit!

(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:13, archived)

Okey dokey

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:18, archived)

It's very good

but I'd go with a different splatter. Perhaps a bigger one, or none at all. Not that one, is mainly what I'm getting at.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:15, archived)

*socks it to you*

I say!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:17, archived)

\o/ YES!

Respect!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:18, archived)

*doffs hat*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:22, archived)

put a nappy over his leaky tailpipe

then you could have across the top "you can always Depends on Optimus Prime"

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:18, archived)

That won't work...

A. It does not have arm holes
B. it looks more like a lorry than a t-shirt
C. Is a big blue wobbly thing with ships on!

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:21, archived)

Floppyhead is hungry

Edit: this bloke is worse then Mumblecat

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:07, archived)

Is that a RareBit ?

or a number of Rare Bits in one image?

Why is it always Rare Bits in your images?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:08, archived)

*tentatively pets*

(

zoldergoose, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:09, archived)

you're rabbit is fucking mental!

that's right, YOU'RE, that's how mental it is!

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:09, archived)

I felt a disturbance... as if millions of pedants suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced

(

zoldergoose, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:11, archived)

I see that as a compliment :)

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:11, archived)

never make a mute point to a pendant, because they could care less

(

discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:15, archived)

must.....not......rise......to......the......bait......

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:20, archived)

warrghbahrgl

(

Shada, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:11, archived)

Rabbit 2.0

brilliant!

like a normal rabbit but not boring

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:11, archived)

haha.......stand back..........

it's gonna blow any minute

(

Elvis impersonator, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:12, archived)

Kill iiiiiiiiit!

Kill it with landmimes

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:18, archived)

Animator saves 2,974 people's lives

(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:57, archived)

Tokyo-3?

(

Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:58, archived)

Evangelion ftw

(

taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:01, archived)

If he did it on CS4, it would crash

athankyouw

(

Victor Meldrew, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:58, archived)

it's a lot more than that

if the planes had missed we probably wouldn't have gone into Iraq and Afghanistan so much... actually - maybe Iraq was going to happen anyway.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:59, archived)

I didn't save the terrorists you'll notice

:-)

(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:00, archived)

Haha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:59, archived)

Nice!

(

Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:00, archived)

cor - that jumbo jet is massEEEEIIIIVe!

(

taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:01, archived)

Yeah

They based the design on the blueprints for my cock, but had to scale down a bit.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:12, archived)

hahahaha

Ctrl T for victory!!!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:01, archived)

Control Tower?

Good Lord! It's headed right for us!

*jumps out of window*

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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:02, archived)

Just kidding!

*replugs landing lights*

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)

Thaks god

I couldn't find my bedroon there for a minute!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:28, archived)

and....

in other news

* which b3tain is this?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:03, archived)

I think he did that with the lady who reads the travel on five live at the weekend

She has a nice voice, but no doubt a face for radio.

(

zoldergoose, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:08, archived)

They tried it the other way round

where they got a pig to lead the life of a corporate communications consultant for four days, but it didn't make good television.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:14, archived)

I hear it's been made a manager now.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:15, archived)

Dude, you are like a superhero

ART saves LIVES!

.

(Catnipppp, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:12, archived)

blurgh!

loldribble! Clickywoo!

(SenorPlankton is finding silly things to do ..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:19, archived)

hungry???

de ris:http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b68_1239807461

EDIT: switched hosting to see if it loads any faster.

(bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:48, archived)

I think I've lost my appetite

EDIT: For some reason that took an age to load.

Thought it was imageless.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:49, archived)

That's what she said

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:50, archived)

She did say unlucky customers though:P

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:54, archived)

hmmm

only 233k....

(bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:53, archived)

YEah

IT's just your hosting if really slow. It makes people think that it's over sized.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:59, archived)

DOMINOS!

(

WormuIus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:49, archived)

I just did a little bit of sick.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:12, archived)

Only thing I see is : Hungry? Free image roasting!

Can I send you images for roasting?

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:49, archived)

Yeah I had this problem.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:54, archived)

you can't beat a cheese-filled rim

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:50, archived)

apparently

Dominos CEO posted a youtube response confirming both employees terminated and federal arrest warrants issued for them both. Also the girl is a registered sex/violent offender on the NC police database.... FFS!!

(bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:53, archived)

they obviously

put as much effort into sourcing their staff as they do into sourcing their ingredients

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:57, archived)

or a stuffed crust:D

You not bashing after all this year?

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:55, archived)

unfortunately, no.

my finances are just barely getting back on track, but i do have a large jar for pennies that should be full by bash-time next year.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:58, archived)

Isn't that the plural of penis?:P

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:00, archived)

if i had a jar full of penii

do you think i'd have time for b3ta?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:01, archived)

Of course.

No matter how big the jar, we have more penii on here.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:02, archived)

virtual cock is no substitute for cock in hand

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:04, archived)

And what about two in the bush?

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)

bah! bushpiss!

(

discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:07, archived)

a cock in the hand would be happier in the bush

or something :)

(

discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:06, archived)

Yes

As it sounds like you couldn't afford the batteries:P

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:02, archived)

poundland ftw

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:03, archived)

Sadly* I'm having to drop out as well

for I will be in Dublin getting babby to meet the inlaws...

*for me anyway...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:02, archived)

Bring the baby and inlaws as well.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:03, archived)

I'd bring the babby, but shipping the inlaws over from Ireland is a bit too expensive...

Lady Doom is related to most of Dublin...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:07, archived)

Bah

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:09, archived)

I know...

I was really looking forward to it as well.

There needs to be another London bash later in the year...

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:11, archived)

I can imagine they take a fair bit of organising on Riverghost's part.

How about the Derby bash?

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:12, archived)

This is a possibility...

That tends to double as a birthday party for me...

Hmmm...

*cogs whirr*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:17, archived)

Ooh! you cheeky bugger :o

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)

That just took several decades to load.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:50, archived)

You haven't aged a day :)

(

Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:52, archived)

What a charmer.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:53, archived)

I'm as charming as Dick Cheney when he was a Walmart Greeter

*Family Guy style flashback*

(

Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:59, archived)

:D nicely.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:00, archived)

Do you like my new beard?

I grew it while waiting for the animation to load

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:55, archived)

Ooooh it's lovely *plaits*

now shout dutch things.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:55, archived)

Haha slight pissage

I envisaged a viking before I'd even read the second line...

(

Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:57, archived)

One day, one day I'll get him to do it

and then I'll rape his lovely little ears.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:58, archived)

Windmill! Tulip! Cheese! Clog!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:57, archived)

*moists*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:59, archived)

You're like fucking linguaphone.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:59, archived)

how is Domino's Pizza not out of business?

they taste dreadful...

Papa John's FTMFW

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:51, archived)

They make me ill too.

Perfect Pizza are better. To be honest, homemade is the best, and ordered pizza is generally a bit gash, IMO.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:52, archived)

I agree like a sick elephant

... home made pizza is the best.

nom nom nom

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:53, archived)

Make it into small triangles

bingo bango, no need to cut up the pizza.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:54, archived)

ha ha ha

what a great time saving idea... you should be a continuous efficiency manager or something... that's what my friend was and now he runs a factory!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:58, archived)

I COULD DO THAT!

Blue collar minions of my very own.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:59, archived)

I suggested thatg he steer the factory away from Pharmaceuticals

and secretly towards world domination devices... he looked at me like a child and said that wasn't possible... I suppose that's why I spend my days here and he runs a factory.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:02, archived)

It's so possible, he just has no vision.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:03, archived)

indeed

it's hard to market attempting to OBVIOUSLY enslave parts of the world.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)

Nah - this is the place....

https://online.ordertalk.net/lupa/web/?&reflink=/

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:16, archived)

Maybe people assume price = quality

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:52, archived)

silly, really

when you imagine how much Victoria Beckham's tits must've cost.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:53, archived)

€4?

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Victor Meldrew, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:54, archived)

ONe is opening up near my place, which is good for me as i live in the equivalent of royston vasey :(

I must say that chicago town take away pizzas are the best ive had from home, and pizza hut stuffed crust are the best ive had out.

Fancy folded pizza is in a different category and doesnt count.

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Victor Meldrew, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:53, archived)

Added: Apr 15 2009 In: news_politics

How is pizzas politics?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:54, archived)

Beware, in 7 days after watching this video...

oh.

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..wil, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:40, archived)

Ha!

This is very great

(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:41, archived)

Awwww...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:41, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:42, archived)

Awww

But i'd still scream D:

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:42, archived)

I hope your doughnuts turn out like Fanny's

also - dearest thanks to all the lovely b3tans who gave me travel medicine advice. It made me sound very well informed when I visited the nurse.

I'm doing a little dance in my office to say thank you to you all

:)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:43, archived)

does this dance involve nakedness?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:44, archived)

seems as you'll have to imagine it anyway

imagine whatever you like...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:45, archived)

i shall.

in my imagination, you have a HUGE cock.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:46, archived)

yes

it makes strong women cry I'm sure.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:49, archived)

stop poking it in their eyes, then

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:50, archived)

I like it when they cry

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:00, archived)

do you bottle their tears

and sell them to witch doctors?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:02, archived)

I will now

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:04, archived)

don't let them pay with shrunken heads

they try to trick you with monkey heads, the cunning bastards

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)

have they cured your homosexuality?

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twig Save 6 Music, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:45, archived)

wouldn't you like to know

duckie

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:47, archived)

not really

I'm not your boyfriend

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twig Save 6 Music, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:50, archived)

yet.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:51, archived)

he hasn't asked

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twig Save 6 Music, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:55, archived)

he hasn't TOLD, you mean.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:56, archived)

Are you full of puncture marks now?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:46, archived)

I have to get Hep B as well as other things and, for some reason, that means waiting until 30th...

and then she refused to give me a wowwy pop

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:48, archived)

They're all mine, that's why.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:50, archived)

the Hep B vaccines

or the lolly pops?

you can't have been THAT good -- no one can be THAT good..., can they?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:52, archived)

Oh but I am.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:56, archived)

man

... fine -- I'll buy my own lolly for being a good boy.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:06, archived)

But my batter isn't as good as her's..

:*(

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:47, archived)

you're probably

doing it wrong.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:53, archived)

Good one!

Should have used a black cat though.

(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:44, archived)

I did think of giving it a long black wig...

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..wil, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:47, archived)

hahaha

awww how lolly

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:44, archived)

haha

how lovely

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:44, archived)

And another one.

*click*

(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:46, archived)

O NO!

*fears

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:46, archived)

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha

*clicks repeatedly*

I know I'd be bricking it if Yoko Ono turned up unannounced...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:47, archived)

Oh that IS good!

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..wil, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:50, archived)

omg this is very ace

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:50, archived)

hahaha

have a big big woo

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:57, archived)

I'm clicking this

see
*click*

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twig Save 6 Music, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:44, archived)

Pearoast for compo

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WormuIus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:45, archived)

heheheh

nice touch with the cat on the chair

I'd still find it scary though - that cat would probably drop the lolly and scratch the fuck out of my face.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:46, archived)

And he has no shadow...

oooooooooooooooooh!!

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..wil, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:50, archived)

superb...

*jumps on*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:08, archived)

*also jumps*

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 15:01, archived)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:39, archived)

Is that a Gpig?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:39, archived)

It's a ginpeg

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:40, archived)

Haha

Have you been watching southpark?

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:40, archived)

I've no idea what you're talking about*

*-may contain lies

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:41, archived)

who gives a fuck about building 7? DESTROY!!!!!!!!!!!!

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:40, archived)

This is SO FUCKING ACE & Extreme!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:43, archived)

cunty mints

that's brilliant!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:44, archived)

hahaha

oh my goodness

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:45, archived)

FUCKYES!

To you both, ashally

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:57, archived)

keep on the speed

this is good

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:59, archived)

Haha

Lovely.
tenuous repost for compo:

(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:40, archived)

that's lovely!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:42, archived)

grunty is correct

lovely

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:45, archived)

oh good lord

that's amazing

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twig Save 6 Music, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:46, archived)

cor! I want aliens on my bird feeder!

Have some clicken

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:47, archived)

Terrific!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:52, archived)

That is fab

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)

It was inbetween Buliding 6 and Building 8.

There must be a connection!

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:41, archived)

6*8=48

8.97916666666666666666666667*48 = 911!!!!!

Quick tell the internets!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:44, archived)

You just blew my mind

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:45, archived)

good

now they can't take it from you.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:47, archived)

*barks at keyboard

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:51, archived)

nobody ever considers supply closet no. 42

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:41, archived)

that's because "it doesn't exist"

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:46, archived)

It exists and it's fucking full of aspartame.

Do your research.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:47, archived)

Aspartame and the gay jew mafia.

Of bankers.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:48, archived)

no, of course not

*burns files*
*eats ashes*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:49, archived)

*high pitched squeek*

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:43, archived)

Oooooooh, gosh.

*was away teaching people how to use excel*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:44, archived)

woo yay hoopla

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:44, archived)

mum?

www.b3tards.com/u/19f83c573aefd84b3712/urmum.jpg

God edit: That's not particularly work-safe - I wouldn't want my boss seeing it over my shoulder.

(wallynothere rnot without protection, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:26, archived)

PR0N!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:26, archived)

TOAUB

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:26, archived)

dear god, just look at that wallpaper

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:26, archived)

You've desktopped it!?!?!?!?!?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:27, archived)

I had it printed an hung all over the office

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:29, archived)

Is that

a euphemism?

(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:29, archived)

is that a poostain there?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:31, archived)

omg POO on the wall

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:33, archived)

well, someones got a pet monkey!

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:41, archived)

come to think of it

are those miniature cow pats on the bed, or just a very suspect looking pattern?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:48, archived)

Time to get out my massive cock

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:27, archived)

It's only 383px high...that's not big!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:45, archived)

THAT IS FUCKING AMAZING

NOW I KNOW WHY I CAME BACK HERE

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:28, archived)

you were gone?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:29, archived)

Yeah. I noticed that you all had a big party in my absence. This place is a state.

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:31, archived)

who are you?

I didn't even notice you were here in the first place

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:32, archived)

mumblecat agrees

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:34, archived)

bliblbilbilbiblbbilbilbiblbiblbiblbiblbib

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:36, archived)

YOUR MOTHER EATS WHISKAS IN HELL

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:37, archived)

lordy, that's hypnotic.

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:38, archived)

He demands that you give him lots of milk and Sheba

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:40, archived)

I've got Yazoo and Sherbert, will that do?

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:42, archived)

Not if you want to live

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:44, archived)

OH GOD WHAT DOES HE WANT FROM ME? WHY WON'T HE LEAVE ME ALONE?

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:49, archived)

He want's your heart and liver

to sell them on the black Market to buy high quality kittyfood and loats of catnip

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:52, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:28, archived)

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Gooch Is neither here nor there, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:29, archived)

and i spammed 'I like this'

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Gooch Is neither here nor there, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:30, archived)

please stop being such a fucking tool

lots of love

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:29, archived)

Ha ha ha.... "Fluffy Disasters?"

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:30, archived)

How odd

I like this

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Gooch Is neither here nor there, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:36, archived)

for someone getting sex and cash

she doesn't look very happy.
then again, she clearly lives in a shithole.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:29, archived)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:33, archived)

I love this

(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:34, archived)

Why thankee Sir

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:41, archived)

That's nice, dear.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:36, archived)

yay for God!

(

twig Save 6 Music, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:46, archived)

DANGER LANDMIMES!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:18, archived)

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twig Save 6 Music, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:19, archived)

Anyone who claims not to like mime

Has never watched Eddie Izzard.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:20, archived)

or Kenny Everett

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:20, archived)

Or John Cleese

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:20, archived)

or Jonky Evereese

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:23, archived)

Johnny Cleverest.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:24, archived)

Or any pop musician.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:27, archived)

Or the Internet Engineering Task Force

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:19, archived)

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:20, archived)

hahaha!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:21, archived)

Hurry up... mime is money!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:21, archived)

Why would they build a playground next to a mimefield?

And let the kids play in it still?

*shakes fist at the heavens*

DAMN YOU 'THEY'!!!!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:21, archived)

don't shake your fists like that man

"they" might be ready to throw msg at you

/discomeatnipp blog

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:23, archived)

"they"

can throw whatever they like.

I've got a special tinfoil bodysuit at the ready, and yeah, it's a bit delicate but I'll be ready to face them down with full might of... oh shit I've ripped it.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:25, archived)

"Come on come on; mime is money!"

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:26, archived)

Mime. Space. Repeat.

(n.b. only means something to people who are aware of my musical musings)

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:29, archived)

Kill them with sharp pointy spoons

I've lost another 7lbs :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:22, archived)

that was a bit careless?

where did you last see it?

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:23, archived)

Don't know and i don't want it back

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:24, archived)

ahem

12 stones.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:25, archived)

Where. The. Shitty. Fuck. Are. My. Photos. Bitch?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:26, archived)

got a bbq/party next weekend

my mate will be there with his digital camera, so i should have some pics very soon

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:27, archived)

:D thank you for taking that in the right way

I just know I'm going to be amazed and I'm very eager to see!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:29, archived)

it's weird

i can't see it myself, but i'm getting fed up of random bods stopping me in the street to say how good i look!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:32, archived)

:D it's a good thing to get fed up of

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:33, archived)

true.

my sister is fatter than me now. payback time, bitch!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:36, archived)

Hahahahah, nice!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:43, archived)

What Wow said...

Fed up of it?

BASK in it m'lady!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:37, archived)

my head does seem to be swelling lately!

i can't eat sugar at all, had a mini tberone in my mate's and he had t bring me home. 2 days of headache, vomiting, shaking and feeling rather nasty.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:40, archived)

See this is what I need to happen...

I think I'm going to be very seriously diabetic before I can give up sugary treats...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:43, archived)

i was borderline

but i'm fine now

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:45, archived)

2 stone so far, not got far to go now

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:27, archived)

i miss steak and cheesecake

also my boobs.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:28, archived)

Welcome to my world. When you get down to a DD let me know.

I can see my feet, Smash. My FEET.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:29, archived)

i'm already a DD

sometimes even a D. i've seen my feet, they're not all that.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:31, archived)

Bloooooooody hell

woman, you've done so well.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:31, archived)

i love it!

the kids can't run away from me anymore! i wet camping at the weekend, nobody even cracked a joke about using my skirt as a tent!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:35, archived)

I've had steak twice this week

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:30, archived)

beef steak or cardboard steak?

You're not on that Atkins thingy are you?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:33, archived)

Beef steak, two big buggers

No not on that, tried it, didn't last very long on it

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:36, archived)

Fair play to you then.

Sugar and chocolate are my cross to bear...

addictive sweety little bastards that they are...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:38, archived)

I'm just very happy right now

So feel no need to eat so much

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:44, archived)

Then have this giant yay

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:49, archived)

i've had soup.

every fucking night.
i'm so glad i like soup.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:33, archived)

o_O

that puts my three in the shade somewhat...

especially as I've put one of them back on.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:27, archived)

i had a lot to lose

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:31, archived)

But everything to gain...

Having a film tagline moment there...

That is a phenomenal effort though, I heartily applaud your conviction.

*heartily appluads*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:35, archived)

conviction my arse!

surgery was definitely the way to go, it's been so easy! also, i get a free holiday off the 'rents next month, 2 weeks in spain to make up for all my "trauma"

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:38, archived)

Score!

=D

I've pondered it, but I need the money to sort out other things instead...

like more guitars...

stupid priorities...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:41, archived)

say what you like about MRSA

the NHS do sometimes get it right! my surgeon was on the news last week, he did the same op on some woman and she died

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:43, archived)

That's... alarming...

Still, as you're quite clearly not dead (or perhaps a sexy lady zombie), then that's ok!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:46, archived)

i'm sure it wasn't negligence

he's a great surgeon, very attentive

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:48, archived)

You make everything sound like a euphamism...

*phones Daily Mail outrage line*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:52, archived)

you know me

i see a tone, i just have to lower it ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:55, archived)

This is why it's good to have you back.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:58, archived)

*glees*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:00, archived)

I've lost about that too.

I'm not sure how, and I didn't particularly want to.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:27, archived)

XD

\o/

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:23, archived)

haha

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:40, archived)

*runs*

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:16, archived)

Walrus.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:17, archived)

Sea Cow

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twig Save 6 Music, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:18, archived)

manatee?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:19, archived)

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:20, archived)

Hahahahaha

(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:21, archived)

hahah

Dugong?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:23, archived)

hehehe

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:26, archived)

Donkey

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:18, archived)

No originally it's a Elephant SEAL

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:18, archived)

Yeah.

So why have you put some dude's face on it?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:20, archived)

...it's a hasbin preformer called SEAL

so it's a SEAL SEAL...

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:22, archived)

I can't believe that gentleman's name is SEAL.

It's probably something foreign - like "Seal" or something.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:26, archived)

He's born in paddington (sez wiki) and fucks Heidie Klum

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seal_(musician)

he's pretty british but has like 6 mumbojumbo names....prob. African.

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:28, archived)

How rude!

That's my black twin brother

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:19, archived)

WOULD!

NOONALL!

* Is back to work today - ;(

~~work~~ pointless meetings

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:21, archived)

*supports*

stay awake!!!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:22, archived)

he has one of the most hideous wives possible

her smile gives me the fear

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:41, archived)

So it was Jean Reno all along!

Stalking the now legal Natalie Portman.

Explains how he got the burns too...

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:15, archived)

This is from Mathilda

*paaarp*

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:16, archived)

hahahaha...

You know he's not really my father...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:17, archived)

Oh Dear Christ

Being wrong has never felt so right.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:21, archived)

aren't we all stalking her...?

Also... Anna Clumsky in In The Loop... oh, my stars!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:16, archived)

Vada Sultenfuss

She hates bees

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:19, archived)

In a film

what could possibly happen to someone with a bee allergy...

mmmm

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:23, archived)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6i2WRreARo

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:25, archived)

Nah..

Jean Reno can't do posh british accentisms..

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Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:16, archived)

Hopefully if he did he would sound like an alternative version of the policeman from 'Allo 'Allo

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:19, archived)

That is wonderful

Woo *click*

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:19, archived)

Is there always a sale on?

(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:09, archived)

Damn armchair ~~generals~~ pilots

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:11, archived)

Ace.

There is always a sale on, but only about 12 sofas are on offer at any one time.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:12, archived)

The one's they cant sell?

Because they are always hideous or so poorly made an ant farting would cause it to break...

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:14, archived)

They're fucking rubbish as well

My mum bought one (full-price, the numpty) and it was knackered after 18 months.

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:15, archived)

hats off

to your Dad, the dirty dog!

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twig Save 6 Music, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:17, archived)

That snowspeeder has no business in that kind of terrain

It reminds me of the old Ronnie Corbett joke as well:

"The producer rang me... I remember the day well, because it was the day Allied Carpets weren't having a sale."

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:14, archived)

Wow, Ronnie Corbett said a funny joke?

I always skip his little monalogue to camera

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:16, archived)

As a kid I hated them

Now I'm all grows up I love them

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:17, archived)

Yeah, but Ronnie Barkers where it's at

Band members and comedy acts always die in the wrong order

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:20, archived)

Ok, so this is what happens...

...when two completely disconnected news items mill around in my head for a few days ...

Click for biggggggaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrr (115 kb)

Apologies for the cheesy Italian stereotype.

(SenorPlankton is finding silly things to do ..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:04, archived)

!!!

~~Italians~~ ~~No!~~

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:06, archived)

MY MOTHER!

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:06, archived)

Left wing women are ugly.

Says Silvio.

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zoldergoose, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:09, archived)

He's right.

It's a well-known scientific fact that tory chicks are pure filth.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:12, archived)

Ooooooo that Anne Widecombe...

would.

with a scimitar.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:13, archived)

Indeed

See Miss Perez here, for example

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zoldergoose, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:14, archived)

Right wing women are Thatcher and this lady

blogs.pitch.com/plog/Roper.jpg

Yeah. I don't feel too insulted.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:13, archived)

COR

FOX NEWS: I take my news like I take my coffee; white and bitter.

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zoldergoose, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:15, archived)

Been watching Newswipe? Dead good.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:17, archived)

Indeed so

Cheers for reminding me, I've not iPlayered last night's yet.

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zoldergoose, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:18, archived)

shouty headwound man!!

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twig Save 6 Music, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:19, archived)

\o/

I wish I could remember what he said about Berlusconi.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:21, archived)

don't ever apologise for berlusconi

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:11, archived)

Sorry ...

... dang!

(SenorPlankton is finding silly things to do ..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:48, archived)

hhaahaaa wtf?

this is pure perma-tanned insanity :)

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:14, archived)

Treat it like a camping holiday...

...where your friends and neighbours have been brutally killed by a natural disaster

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:15, archived)

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