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# Susan 'Carr' Boyle
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Pearl necklace!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:49, archived)
# mm white Maltesers
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Excellent stuff!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Would all day long.

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:53, archived)
# *hurls*
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:57, archived)
# needs more gunz!
and some more freebase
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)
# baseman is only a matter of time...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Someone's done it with guns, yeah?
...before I waste my time
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)
# i didn't see anyone of these with guns..
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 12:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Fred my luuurve....
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:45, archived)
# I'm sure there's a button on MSN Messenger I'm supposed to press if I see this sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:47, archived)
# X
You should always press this button if MSN messenger appears, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)
# I saw what they've done to the latest version on a friend's computer the other day.
It literally looks bloated. And the install file was something like 70mb. Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:49, archived)
# but but but microsoft is the greatest software company ever to grace the face of the earth.
this product must be completely wonderful.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:52, archived)
# They've got my best interests at heart I'm sure.
Not like those communist open source-loving guardian-reading self-hating hippies spewing anti-capitalist bile like some sort of jumped up muckspreader.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:54, archived)
# indeed they're typically far too ignorant about computing to even know what they're talking about.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Exactly, if they weren't they'd earn money instead of spending all day giggling in a cloud of marijuana smoke.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 12:00, archived)
# it's not even fucking working today
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Anyone know how to disable Messenger on the Xbox
I've got a mate who always messages me when I'm playing and it's FUCKING annoying cos it doesn't seem to tell her I'm playing a game, she assumes I'm on the computer
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:57, archived)
# run it a bath
and scrub it gently with Pantene
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)
# will do...
not sure about Pantene though. Apparently it's really bad for your hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 12:00, archived)
# yer, it's horrible stuff
I use all-organic recycled stuff


I force-feed grass to the cat and then use its sick to wash with
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)
# mmmmm pork.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Hahahaha
I did my emergency stop on my driving test outside his house!
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Did a threatening security detail immediately surround your car?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:57, archived)
# yikes
my mate's mum used to walk past his house on her way to work - while he was 'active'
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Bloody vandals!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Splendid!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Wood-
y Wood Pecker lolz!11!!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:21, archived)
# what a nawty woodpecker.
where is everyone today?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:32, archived)
# All the whippersnappers are back to school today.
You're the only person on b3ta over the age of 17, fact.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:33, archived)
# I am over 17 ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Liar.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:35, archived)
# I am 6 years and 359 days over 17 I will have you know!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Well, imminent happy birthday then.
But still, no less a prophet than Travis once wrote "Why does it always rain on me, is it because I lied when I seventeen?" and it rains on you a lot. And you're seventeen. That's all I'm saying.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:44, archived)
# I am over 17 over 17
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:35, archived)
# You old git!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Getting old doesn't bother me
*hides bottles of Just for Men*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Pfft!
I will be old in 6 days :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:38, archived)
# At least you will get free bus journeys
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Actually hitting 25 sucks
because you lose your young persons railcard :¬/
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:40, archived)
# I never had one
So I didn't miss it
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:41, archived)
# 24 for me.
Too far from teendom to claim youth now I reckon ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:45, archived)
# they didn't have railways when I were 25
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)
# That was probably a bit of a waste of money anyway then
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Well I had to find some way of justifying the only thing I could think of, and perhaps start a bit of conspiracy as well.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:36, archived)
# all you need is a tinfoil hat
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:38, archived)
# over one?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Organise a b3ta bash, you
some girl in Queensland wants to go to one
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Have it in Canberra, that's only like five hours drive from both of you and it's the cultural and nightlife centre of the fucking world.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Pffffft
I've been to Canberra. All I can say it's a good job there were signposts or I'd have missed it completely
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:41, archived)
# you obviously haven't tried driving around candberra where there are no fucking signs.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:43, archived)
# No, no I haven't done that.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Yeah, I went there a couple of years ago
And all I remember is a massive lightning conductor on the Houses of Parliament. If I'd spoken to any of the weirdos there I expect they'd have confirmed that it's their pride and joy.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:43, archived)
# if she's happy to come to sydney.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:41, archived)
# *looks at map*
*squints*

It's not that far, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)
# not really that far
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Australia doesn't really exist
It's all filmed on a sound stage in Pinewood studios.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Were all the big spiders, snakes and crocodiles
made from papier mache?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Midgets dressed up
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:45, archived)
# You must admit
"Crocodile Dundee" sounds more macho than "Midget Wrestler Dundee".

And "Crocodile Hunter" sounds better than "Person who picks on little folk".
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)
# :D
The Captain Cook conspiracy.

World famous explorer didn't really sail to the far side of the world, it was all staged in a theatre somewhere to the south-west of London...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Carol Thatcher defends (badly) her golliwog remarks


beau bo d'or blog and archive
btw for younger viewers - 8/6 is old money
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Nicely, sir!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:10, archived)
# is she laying eggs?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:13, archived)
#
She didn't come across well at all, sounded like one of the "political correctness gone mad!" Daily Mail brigade. But it's easy for our generation to criticise older generations, we were brought up in a much less overtly racist environment. My old gran was horrifically racist but I thought little less of her for it. I dare say that our generation will be guilty of some sort of ism that younger generations will tut and shake their heads about.

Nice picture, for someone who isn't particularly famous I could tell immediately who it was supposed to be.
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)
# hmm yes
I had to tell my grandmother off for putting 'coon' down while playing Scrabble

mind you she thinks I have 'a boy in the office who runs errands'
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:17, archived)
#
When it's someone of that age group I tend to be a little embarassed and amused by racism, while if it's someone of working age I'm saddened. I suppose it means we've made some progress at least.
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Procyonist!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Maybe she meant coon as in Raccoon?
Like Davy Crocket with his coon skin cap?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:22, archived)
# haha
no - "Coon? It's a black person, dear" she said

she's 98
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:23, archived)
# +6 for coon
gives her 104
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:24, archived)
# she won't give up there
"I've stopped taking The Times, dear - it's too sexy"

she thinks I'm the art editor of Country Life
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:26, archived)
#
o r
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:27, archived)
# I love old people who use phrases
like, I have stopped taking the times. It is so Wildeian! In fact, is your nan Lady Bracknell?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:34, archived)
# haha
she has a wig - which she lost in a bush once when she was pissed on sherry
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:44, archived)
# :D
You can still buy golliwogs in Sheringham...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:20, archived)
# You can get them in loads of places
I think there's a concerted effort on the part of gift shops to stick two fingers up to the PC brigade
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:32, archived)
# *infuriates Stewart Lee*
It's political correctness gone mad....;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:33, archived)
# "No Mum...
what you've done there is confused political correctness with health and safety"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Smith? Here.
Williams? Here.
Black Spot?....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:35, archived)
# pffft....
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Oh noes!
Personally I find it all a bit sad.

The bloke DOES look like a golliwog.
Not that I'd say that on telly... oh, yeah, but neither did she... she said it in a private conversation
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Happy candle day!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:35, archived)
# cheers barbs!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:41, archived)
# quite right - what an insensitive, shiftless and selfish old cow she is
You watch... when her mother dies and insensitive remarks are made, there'll be calls from her corner for some simple respect and decency.

Nice shop, Beau Bo d'Or. Loved your earlier CCTV one, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:33, archived)
# I love the bit Frankie Boyle did on his DVD.
"Gordon Brown has opened a public debate on whether Margaret Thatcher should have a state funeral. The only debate most people are having is if she should be dead before we bury her...."
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Oh, dear. The hatred of the left.

Would it be wrong to sell tap shoes on the day?
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Margaret thatcher's funeral
blueblog.co.uk/?p=6
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Ah, those were the days
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:06, archived)
# heheh.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Winning the war on taste...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:05, archived)
# hahahahahah
heheheheheheh
super
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Ning Ninj!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Ning Sushi!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Arf!
Like that!
(on my chips, ta)

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Hiya JP!!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Marnin, young fellow-me-lad!
Would you like an ice cream?


Edit: I simply *had* to post this somehow....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Dear Lord!!
You're looking 'Buff' :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Who on earth is that?
I take it you edited out the DT's...
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:17, archived)
# O_o

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Hahaha
Amayonazing..... sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Ninj!
Where've you been?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Hiya Moley!
I've been orf sir for a week. Got ourselves an ickle puppy called 'Meg' How are you sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:21, archived)
# I'm pretty darn tootin'
Meg? Is it a sheepdog?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Nope...
...she's a Cocker Spaniel :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:29, archived)
# wantadog
wantadog
wantadog
wantadog
wantadog
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:36, archived)
# LOOK MA! I'M SPAMMING!


This Saturday comming* we are having a bash and I think it's about time some of you lot on /board got AN OFFICIAL invitation.
There will be live music, loads of boozes and food and we will even pick you up from the railway station in the bash limo if you like.
In the evening we will create a beautiful and tastefull BASH SONG in the recording studio, so that will be nice.
You can crash (or camp) the night and have a full English on Sunday morning before we kick you out. Near Cambridge but nearer Ely.
Full details in the calendar - gaz for full details after you sign up.
Thank you. That is all. Carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:03, archived)
# so many bashes
my head is swimming
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Can I play slap bass?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:08, archived)
#
b
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:09, archived)
# I frequently play that..
/Asda blog
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Masturbastion is not only allowed but encouraged.
Yes, if you like.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:09, archived)
# It was a trick question...
I really can't...

I can make a few nasty bass-twang noises, but there's no skill or dexterity involved.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:23, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:23, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Sounds great...
are there ever any B3TA Bashes in Australia?
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:09, archived)
# I've never hosted one there.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:10, archived)
# *Sigh*
Oh well, guess I'll have to live vicariously through the UK Bash stories, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Why don't you organise one?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Shazzoir and k3b/-\b's Aussie bash!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:31, archived)
# :D
She's a girl, he's bound to turn up...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Indeed!
But I think our dear K3b/-\b lives at the opposite end of the country in Western Australia? Long commute...
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Sydney, apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)
# I'm washing my hair on Saturday
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:10, archived)
# It will probably need washing by then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Chewbacca on his day off...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:48, archived)
# :D
*likes the lining*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:49, archived)
# He dresses up quite nicely, phwoar.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Do you know what? I bloody would.

(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Both great!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:53, archived)
# I cant just cant
let go
chewbacca with big tits
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:03, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:10, archived)
# wank it chewie! wank it!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Wookies in Pencil Skirts FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:52, archived)
# ^ This
also, Wookies in pencil skirts...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:58, archived)
# just a hint of knee
COR LUMMIE

morning handsome :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:58, archived)
# he's the new face of Veet
Wookie-strength wax strips
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:53, archived)
# *winces*
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:54, archived)
# exactly
they hurt so much you make a noise akin to Chewwy when you tear them off, giving any passing boyfriend the chance to look round the door and make Han Solo quotes
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:00, archived)
# *roars*

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:05, archived)
# cayke skwirrell tiem!
DIIIVE!

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Squirrel battenburg
Does it add a nutty flavour?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:37, archived)
# nutty chocolate almond battenberg!
*markets
*profits
*sees maximinimus in court
*loses everything
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:38, archived)
# That looks like illegal cakery...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:38, archived)
# haha lovely!
:D neenaw neenaw!
*manslaughters with stick
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:40, archived)
# :D
*manslaughters with sticky toffee pudding

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Assault and Battenburg surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:45, archived)
# the elevenses emergency service
ace
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:40, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:40, archived)
# I love this!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Haha, that's great
/edit: really, that's really really great. I wish there would be an actual Cake Police. With uniforms and badges with icing on them.

morning you rotters!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:41, archived)
# morning Sir
how's everything over there?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Everything's spiffingly fine over here
Though a bit busy. Will be hopping on and off of b3ta today.

Yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:52, archived)
# similar
... although less hopping more of a sit in...

also - it's my actual real birthday on Friday :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Cor, got anything fantastic planned?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:55, archived)
# erm.. not yet no
should remember to ask for the day off actually... thanks for reminding me.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:57, archived)
# \o/

Go and spend the day in a playground with some friends and some nice food.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:00, archived)
# I probably should do that ...
I think the missus will be working in the afternoon ...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:06, archived)
# ello ello ello
wotsall this then? Custard? With Battenburg? yor avin a larf aintchya?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Custarberg!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:43, archived)
# battenbastard
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Did he sing "The lady in red"?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:44, archived)
# *claps hearilty*
well played!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:47, archived)
# haha yes
the announcer was pissed
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:47, archived)
# HA!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Take 'im into custardy, sarge.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:46, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Catch those battenburglers!
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:44, archived)
# I saw an actual real RED squirrel the other day
I named it Mick Hucknal and it ran away...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:40, archived)
# the irony is
squirrels are allergic to marzipan
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:43, archived)
# really?
whys that then?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:23, archived)
# fiendish skwirral!

morning all
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Needs more Kendal norks
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:50, archived)
# mmm Kendal Nork Cake
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Has it been done yet?


And a good fresh week to you all.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:26, archived)
# No need
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:31, archived)
# I went to a gig by the Adam Rickett
lookalike off mock the week. He was talking about the need for all of us to laugh more and talked about absurd moments.

One such moment was in a beer garden - with a supersized outside Jenga. A dwarf was playing until the tower collapsed on him, two lads watching commented:

"It's like 9/11 all over again"
"...But with dwarfs"
(I helped save b3ta! monkeybananaraffle, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Adam rickett?
Off of coronation street? Is he not an MP now? And I can only think of Russel Howard off mock the week, but he is funny and would say something like that.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Yep
That's him.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeybananaraffle, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:44, archived)
# He is funny
I like the dinner witch.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Too soon man.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Have some fucking sympathy!
It was the 20th anniversary of Hillsborough last week you heartless bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:37, archived)
# needs more people jumping to their deaths
on fire :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:37, archived)
# those towers are much better looking than the real twin towers
which were a crime against architecture...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:39, archived)
# much like the 1960s britain...
where did all the architects go?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:40, archived)
# they all mutated into Mecha-Lovejoy
it says here
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:41, archived)
# I'd quite like to see what you're looking at...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:42, archived)
# it's a picture of Marlon Brando in his bathrobe
with the caption "All architects mutated into Mecha-Lovejoy"


this new subeditor at Woman's Weekly is a bit odd
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:43, archived)
# *totally inappropriate office snort*
Erm...

I've got a cold...

Honestly...

Yes, that's why I've gone red and my eyes are watering too...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:44, archived)
# ha ha ha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:47, archived)
# They started posting on b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Are you suggesting that this and Glasgow airport
were actually carried out by rogue architects with a grudge against post-war modernism?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:40, archived)
# not suggesting
emphatically stating -- in English Al Qaeda translates as Wallpaper Magazine
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Then I can't say I blame them.
Can they do Coventry next?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:51, archived)
# I'll send them an email
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Tell them congratulation on Portsmouth while you're at it then!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:56, archived)
# Bobbins!
The Towers were magnificent. Standing right at the bottom of them, looking up made my head spin. Likewise when I got to the top.
(I helped save b3ta! chart cat has an itch, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 5:52, archived)
# Haha
Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Hahaha nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Yeah, some extremist muslims did it a couple of years ago
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Roll up, roll up...
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:25, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Hahahaha!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:36, archived)
# bloody
marvelous

herr-*click*
(Cluck needs a holiday, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:43, archived)
# He probably reads the Daily Mail....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:59, archived)
# He he he he he
This is much better than working on a Monday morning...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Oh yes.
On a slightly related theme I was in a cab yesterday when 2 cars in front almost collided.
The Asian taxi driver took a look at both drivers, tutted and said 'Chinese man. Black lady'.
Casual racism Sunday.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
I remember a Deptford taxi driver once angrily mooing at someone who got in his way...

It was terrifying and hilarious in one fell swoop...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:32, archived)
# hahahaha!!
Mr Singh blew off in his shop!
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Poke!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:07, archived)
# where the HELL
have you been?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:10, archived)
# err . . . over there
*waves hand vaguely*

EDIT: Who stuck you to the newspaper? *unsticks*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:12, archived)
# where that suspiciously noxious fug is?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:13, archived)
# *looks at map*
*turns map 90 degrees leftwards*
*looks to horizon*
*looks back at map*
*flips map over*

oh - it's a map!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:13, archived)
# I was 9 down
for the whole weekend
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:18, archived)
# hmm....
The whole weekend in 4...

C blank blank T...

that can't be right...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:20, archived)
# COOT
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Expression of distress:
F---SO--S

Hmmm...

It's on the tip of my tongue...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Fred Soaps
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:36, archived)
# OH FREDSOAPS!
Of course it is!

*eagerly fills in*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:37, archived)
# Hahahaha
Very good :)
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:00, archived)
# :D
reminds me of a Belle and Sebastian song... WOO YAY

how are ya Moley?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:01, archived)
# I'm very well Prof. Had a great weekend!
How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:02, archived)
# good thanks
also had a lovely weekend and it's put me in a fine mood. Roll on the summer

*sits inside and watches it piss it down between now and November, then snow*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:04, archived)
# :D
I reckon this summer will be the best ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:05, archived)
# I'm putting money on it
I think it'll be good weather, some decent music and a strong national spirit of austere enjoyment as we cope with the third quarter of negative growth...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Turtle neck ftw!

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:06, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:09, archived)
# We are having a bash on Saturday if any of you lot fancy it.
No racism here. Oh no.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:12, archived)
# this can ONLY end well
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:17, archived)
# They always do.
A recording studio with £lots of gear, around 40 pissed b3tans, free booze and food, what could possibly go wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:19, archived)
# it would be great to go to one
when i was working i was too busy to go to bashes. now i'm unemployed i can't afford transport. i think the answer is to be less shit

though i'm going to be visiting fambly this weekend, so there'll probably be free food and booze
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:22, archived)
# hee hee!
he reminds me of simon quinlank. "quickly, drink your weak lemon drink to take away the bitter taste of your self-righteous bile"
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:15, archived)
# DRINK
DRINK IT NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:16, archived)
# i've found a hat
it's far too nice to be my hat, but i am wearing it anyway. i look very dapper
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:18, archived)
# This weeks hobby is called:
priest rubbing.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:19, archived)
# Hahaha. tell me again internetbeing
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:20, archived)
# hahahahahahhaha! brill, sir :D
2nd frame - Burt Kwouk?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Morning all


thought this whilst in bar on sunday night
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 8:59, archived)
# ^ Fosters for the win!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:06, archived)
# I don't think that's a phrase that has ever appeared in a sentence before.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:08, archived)
# What I meant was that Foster is Piss, so it wins in this image!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:16, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:20, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:29, archived)
# many happy birthdays
and ningles everyone
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Happy Red Candle Day sir!
And 'ning one and all!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:43, archived)
# ningle Sir
good weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Pretty rough actually...
Still, I'm here now which makes it all better.

Howsabout thee?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:48, archived)
# anashamedly awesome I'm ashamed to say
had a friend over who I haven't seen in a while and then Edinburgh was really very warm and sunny for the first time in a long time and it suits it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Edinburgh suits most weather I find...
I've known it blisteringly hot, which is odd, but works, and absolutely ball shrivellingly cold, which suits it to a tee...

Yay for Scotchland!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:57, archived)
# :D
\o/

it wears the cold and wet well - it's had practice.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:01, archived)
# It's all the sandstone...
London looks grey and dirty whatever the weather...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Happy Wax Stick With Wick Day!

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:45, archived)
# I like Fosters
Because I'm thinking of the next morning and stronger lager gives me a cunting hangover
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Yes :D
'ning all :)

How are you all?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:16, archived)
# hahahhahahaha!
nings
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:20, archived)
# give piss a chance?
lol ozzy and jl are clones
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:30, archived)
# Yeah
they both married complete and utter talentless, oxygen sucking cows
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:32, archived)
# Then divorced them and married even LESS talented oxygen sucking cows.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:49, archived)
# hahahaha...
I always thougght Cynthia was quite hot
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:52, archived)
#
Really?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Bloody hell, Julian's seen better days, too...
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Bit like a cross between Mickey Rourke and that gimp from The Corrs...
which is a terrifying prospect if ever there was one...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:58, archived)
# obviously depends on the pic
newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41050000/jpg/_41050016_cynthia_68.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Hmmm....
I'm still not convinced...

mind you, in comparison to Yoko though...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:04, archived)
# thinking drunk ftw!
'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:35, archived)
# Hehe
Ningles.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:35, archived)
# 'ning
I'm never drinking again...well until next weekend anyway
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:46, archived)
# ningles Sir
hearty weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:47, archived)
# twas the wedding
my suit is covered with red wine stains and I'm told I made the bride cry
how's your good self?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:49, archived)
# ha ha ha
making the bride cry!? that's nawty!

A friend of mine who used to stay in Fife but now abodes in London Village was back up in the promised land for the weekend so had a very good time. Also - the weather was incredible and spent most of yesterday wandering around the city or reading the papers in the sunshine we a couple of small libations... it was an exceedingly pleasant way to spend a weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:59, archived)
# marvellous
how grown up and civilised!

in my defence she was very drunk and emotional and her Dad had called her fat in his speech.
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:03, archived)
# well drunk women do get emotional
... drunk people get emotional ... and some guys have all the luck! Some guys get all the breaks...

we could learn a lot from Robert Palmer!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:10, archived)
# but he's dead!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:13, archived)
# really?
... I wonder what his backing group are doing now then...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Proper nings board!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 8:54, archived)
# hehehhe, loon!
Happapappapappapapy b3taday, JS!

ningles to the whole /board!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 8:55, archived)
# hahaha
Proper 'ningles back.

Ooo I am a bastard. Got a group of eight completely and utterly clueless Chinese guys staying with me at the moment.
The complained that I was ten minutes late opening the office this morning as I was clearing up the mess they'd left around the place.
They're so gullible. When they go to the airport they will give the check in desk the reference number I gave them to get reimbursed ten minutes of time.

EDIT: Happy Caykleday!

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:01, archived)
# hahah you bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:05, archived)
# Hahaha!
Nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:07, archived)
# hahahaha...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:07, archived)
# hahahahahahah! brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:13, archived)
# Well I did put on my todo list today
9am: work of evil genius.
11am: Spot of gardening.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:20, archived)
# this seems uncannily similar to Fred West's list
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:24, archived)
# Hahahaha
Got loads done over the weekend. The garden mice are being annoyingly defiant. I put out a bait box which they seem to have not touched. I've put in a pond which they seem to think is a swimming pool that I put there for them.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:25, archived)
# porridge
I spread porridge in my garden every day and I've never had a problem with tigers


might work for mice as well
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:27, archived)
# It's worth a try.
I think what would be more effective is covering the garden with no porridge, letting the tigers roam free till there are no more mice then lettiing loose the porridge cannons.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:32, archived)
# You should add
a nice patio and some dolls house garden furniture for them.
Then they'll be so happy in the 'swimming pool' they won't come into the house.

We bought one of those sonic repellant thingies but it didn't work.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:33, archived)
# If you set them up well they do
but usually it just sends them either next door or into your house.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:39, archived)
# You say that...
But how many times have you seen me loitering in your garden?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:51, archived)
# And perhaps a shrubbery
with a little path and another shrubbery so you get a two-level effect
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:46, archived)
# my carefully thought out to-do list was as follows:
6am: Allow alarm to sound. Ignore said alarm
6.45am: wake up in a panic realising I've overslept
7am: remember I'm supposed to be in Milton Keynes today and sigh in relief as I realise the train is at 8am
7.01am: remember I'm supposed to be in Milton Keynes today and curse all of creation as MK is a depressing dump.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:27, archived)
# MK isn't all bad
they filmed Superman 4 there...

actually... scratch that
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:30, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:32, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:04, archived)
# hahahaha
after embarrassed google
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:09, archived)
# I like this,
and I think he would have done, too.
Feckin brilliant writer.


Happy candle-day, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:25, archived)
# Ningles fella
and ta...

actually never read any of his stuff, bar a short story in a magazine once
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:31, archived)
# Ning Joe!
Happy candleday :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:35, archived)
# happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:42, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:00, archived)
[challenge entry] bit shit...but the board's slow so ..ave it!
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 8:53, archived)
# What a Cat-astrophe!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 8:54, archived)
# you've crossed the lion with that pun....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 8:55, archived)
# yes and you will be spanged if you pussist
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 8:58, archived)
# lets put all this punning on paws and give it a rest, shall we?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:02, archived)
# No need to get catty!
(I helped save b3ta! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:10, archived)
# he's doing it on purrpose I think
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:12, archived)
# ^ That was a Purr-fect responce \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:18, archived)
# hahahhaha! cat-bombs ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 8:56, archived)
# well have another then

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:04, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:14, archived)
# berm!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 8:59, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 5:45, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 5:47, archived)
# Lady balls!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 5:47, archived)
# BLOODY HELL!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 5:47, archived)
# OH HELL.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 5:48, archived)
# les dawson?
spackspackspackspackspackspackspackspackspackspackspackspackspackspackspackspackspackspackspackspackspackspackspackspackspackspackspackspackspackspackspackspackspackspackspackspackspackspackspackspackspackspackspackspackspackspackspackspackspackspackspackspack
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 5:51, archived)
# Whoa!
This process somehow reveals her underlying similarity to Freddy Mercury.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 5:52, archived)
# She only wants to break free.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 5:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 6:04, archived)
# ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHERS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 6:10, archived)
# One of these things just doesn't belong!
I always resented the second line of that song, I mean thanks for pointing it out, I'll just go over here for a while then...
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 6:55, archived)
# WE ARE ALL ONE OF THESE THINGS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 6:57, archived)
# WE ARE ALL MADE OF STARS
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 7:12, archived)
# IT WAS ALWAYS THE BLACK KID
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 7:10, archived)
# THE OTHERS ARE ALL INSECURE
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 7:12, archived)
# * Sniffs around for something witty to say...



(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 7:25, archived)
# Awww
What a cutie
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 7:27, archived)
# Thanks for you comment...

I was beginning to think that everyone had me on Ignore (again)

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 7:30, archived)
# Ning
Why would they?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 7:32, archived)
# No eyed deer
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 7:42, archived)
# It's just quiet.
Actually I need a beer
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 7:36, archived)
# I love the smooth animation...
they are going round round and round...

* The more I look at this the less it seams to work?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 6:43, archived)
# Try it in IE
It's worse.

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 7:28, archived)
# Pfffttt...

EDIT: They look like a pair of bouncing Tits!

EDITED EDIT: Oh, I see what you did there!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 7:29, archived)
# What what what???
This is not monday morning friendly...

I demand to have some fluff!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 8:18, archived)
# happy arsecandle day Mr S!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 8:23, archived)
# Oh yay
didn't realsie...

Ta

EDIT: BTW, love the Father Ted vid. Cracking stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 8:26, archived)
# ooo ah, which?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 8:33, archived)
# The Magnum one
Genius
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 8:35, archived)
# hahaha, just seen it
then I watched the Sabotage thing and had to go and calm down
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 8:47, archived)
# Oh, I just realised what I did there
cos it's monday and my eyes aren't open yet I confused you with Monty..

Mighty... Monty... easily done.

good day to you sir
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 8:55, archived)
# haha
if only I had half the talent
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 8:56, archived)
# Happy day Joseph
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 8:51, archived)
# Ta-ze!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:07, archived)
# Happy Candles!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 8:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 8:53, archived)
# *spazzes*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 8:25, archived)
# uuugggghhhhh... this disturbs me AND makes me dizzy :S
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 8:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 5:34, archived)
# HIDE DRUG!
SHE OBVIOUSLY HAS!

AAU
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 5:41, archived)
# DON'T DO DOUGS
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 5:47, archived)
# WHY EVER NOT?
IT'S MUCH CHEAPER TO RAID HIS STASH!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 5:48, archived)
# ^^^ This


(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 7:44, archived)
# Hello!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 7:55, archived)
# :) cute
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 5:42, archived)
# Janis?
Lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 5:46, archived)
# Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 5:46, archived)
# I like these when there are areas dark enough to be fully hatched.
if fully hatched isn't a term already it should be.

FULLY HATCHED, BRO
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 5:47, archived)
# FUCK THAT SHIT I AINT MESSIN WITH THAT SHIT MAN
THAT SHIT'S ALL HALF-HATCHED AND SHIT MAN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 5:54, archived)
# THEY SEE ME HATCHIN
THEY BE HATIN
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 6:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 6:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 6:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 6:13, archived)
# it's hitting that top note only teenagers can hear
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 6:14, archived)
# at that frequency, it also helps to keep the neighbours dogs away
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 6:27, archived)
# POE TAY TOE
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 7:30, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 7:10, archived)
# FULL FIST!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 6:07, archived)
# ok so i had this new idea for a tv show


i'm still trying to work out what they turn into when they all join together. so far the options are:

- hitler in a tank
- chevy chase on a motorbike

feel free to add your own options to this list
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 4:19, archived)
# SHEEN
!
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 4:19, archived)
# He threatens to quit before the start of every episode but everyone needs him so they convince him to stay.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 4:39, archived)
# A small, off-duty, Armenian traffic warden.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 4:30, archived)
# you mean like that little dwarf lady with the blue eyeshadow?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 4:33, archived)
# I DEMAND PICTURES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 4:37, archived)
# mofaha did one of her blinking a while ago
I can't find the original
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 4:38, archived)
# ah shit that one
 
shit
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 4:44, archived)
# I can't find either.
Dammit
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 4:48, archived)
# SHEEEEEEEEEIT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 4:53, archived)
# going limp now
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 4:55, archived)
# ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 5:03, archived)
#
imgur.com/1pW51.gif
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 5:12, archived)
# Somewhere, I have the high rez still of that.
I'm sure I've seen someone here shop it too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 5:15, archived)
# HELL YEAH BITCH
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 6:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 4:55, archived)
# YES YES YES YES YES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 5:01, archived)
# Also In the some mode...
I made this last night, but it has draw errors with some gif viewers. Not sure why.

I will have to work on it more at some point.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 5:09, archived)
# It's what's inside that counts.
I hear she's got a killer singing voice.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 5:05, archived)
# The throbbing head really works.
I think it's a he.

Now that's what I would call a good evening. Go out on the town in crazy lady makeup. I think I've found my calling.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 5:08, archived)
# NO NO NO NO NO
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 5:35, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 5:47, archived)
# THEY FIGHT CRIME.
 
OR MAYBE THEY DO CRIME, IT'S NOT REALLY CLEAR
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 4:31, archived)
# THEY WORK IN THAT GREY AREA
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 4:36, archived)
# MAYBE THEY FIGHT GRIME
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 4:42, archived)
# Splendid stuffs!
When they join together, they form...
MECHA-SNARNCAT! :D
*glees at teh very thought*
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 4:31, archived)
# MEGA GLEE IN EFFECT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 4:37, archived)
# THEY'RE AN ADULT VERSION OF THE WIGGLES
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 4:41, archived)
# A huge TV-set with tractor wheels and a piss spigot for its primary weapon.
The screen displays the team's current objective in the format of titles from various TV shows.
Watch out when it displays "I love Lucy", you will--be after they are done with you.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 4:51, archived)
# Some sort of worm.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 4:59, archived)
# AL PACINO.
Where's Al?
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 5:09, archived)
# SOMEWHERE OUT BACK, DOING COKE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 5:12, archived)
# AND YELLING!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 5:20, archived)
# WOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 5:22, archived)
# We're FIGHTING CRIME here!
I'm not sure that was right. It could have been
We're fighting crime HERE!

Whichever one is more Shakespearean.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 5:41, archived)
# Draw out the beginning and high-low the end for Shakespeare.
Weee-aRE fighting CRIME [pause] here!

Al, would be more direct "HAY, we's fight'n crime he-yuh!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 5:46, archived)
# Like anyone knows how they were saying it in the globe
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 5:51, archived)
# Get a chav to read it (if any can read).
That would be the closest to the avarage
tone of that age. A very ignorant time.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 5:55, archived)
# FUCK 'EM ALL! I BURY THOSE COCKROACHES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 5:46, archived)
# TEAM SHEEN
FULLY HATCHED
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 5:56, archived)
# Mikko Lindström

(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 1:18, archived)
# Cor
thats a bit good, very different to other stuff I've seem you post
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 1:20, archived)
# Why, thank you.
:D
First time I've tried to draw dreads. :p
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 1:21, archived)
# Very nice.
The colours are lovely and rich on this screen.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 1:25, archived)
# Oooh, really?
I'm well happy with the eyes and hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 1:26, archived)
# Get a room, you two
(__, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 2:33, archived)
# Get a smaller face.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 2:37, archived)
# I think you need to adjust your CMYK settings
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 3:55, archived)
# Face looks better than hair
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 1:31, archived)
# Dreads are hard to draw well.
:[
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 1:34, archived)
# So are stoopid dinosaur hoodies
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 1:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 1:36, archived)
# Those are quite scary
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 1:39, archived)
# O.O
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 1:39, archived)
# Shut your face.
You're just jealous.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 1:36, archived)
# >:(
Im going to bed, when I get back I expect that hoody burnt!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 1:39, archived)
# NO WAY LOSERR!



Sweet dreams, though. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 1:39, archived)
# Trogdor it.
TROGDOR IT GOOD!
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 1:39, archived)
# TROGDOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:D:D:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 1:40, archived)
# My b3ta user page is near the top of page 3 of google results for Jeru now.
It was at the bottom of the page last week.

By this time next year I might be able to overtake the actual person I stole the name from!
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 1:57, archived)
# Who did you steal it from?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 1:57, archived)
#
Captain Lazy
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 1:58, archived)
# Well yeah I googled Jeru.
And so...I mean...did you really steal your name from an MC?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 2:01, archived)
# Well he's a rapper.
And yes I stole it, cut it down and made it much classier.

AND NOW I'M GOING TO TAKE HIS GOOGLE
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 2:04, archived)
# Wow, you're a dick.



So what is the difference between a rapper and an MC? Actually, Wiki is calling him an 'emcee'.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 2:07, archived)
# As far as I know an MC stands up and says pointless things at events.
And a rapper makes records and stuff.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 2:12, archived)
# But they both stand up and say pointless things.
Okay, gotcha.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 2:13, archived)
# Neither quite have the delicate social insight of "I cut it and it bleeds tears" no.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 2:21, archived)
# I wrote upon its outside surface, "tonight we're on the outside surface"
JUST YOU AND ME, GIRL
YOU AND ME AND THE FAT
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 2:31, archived)
# Oh, my.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcpPHJqwgqk
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 2:43, archived)
# u need sum help with ur reference skillz
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Master_of_Ceremonies#Hip_hop_culture
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 2:24, archived)
# oh wow fanks lol ur grate
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 2:27, archived)
# IT'S A LIVING
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 2:43, archived)
# I have also heard Mike Checker and Microphone Controller
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 2:53, archived)
# MICROCOCK
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 3:07, archived)
# MACROCLIT
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 4:16, archived)
# WANK IT HARD
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 4:38, archived)
# eek....
I thought that was a girly...

*needs to get "with it" and "down with the kids" etc*

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 2:40, archived)
# Hahahahah
He has a girly face, a bit. I was thinking, right, 'Maybe I can't draw, these people do look rather girly' etc, etc. But I realized, right, that I just draw girly-looking people, I think.

But he has ridiculous hair! Oh man, I was looking for source pictures, his hair is like...well...
this and
this. Crazylong.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 2:43, archived)
# hmm... right then - face is fine
maybe you should have emphasised the dreads a bit more?

still, its pretty good
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 2:45, archived)
# Yeahh
I really wanted to. But dreads are fuckin' hard to draw! I mean like...they look cool, but they were a bit of a nightmare, and they still look wrong to me. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 2:47, archived)
# it's just rope
you can draw rope, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 2:49, archived)
# It's not just rope though.
It's hair. It has loads of different tones and strands going all over the place an' stuff.

And actually, no, I can't really draw rope. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 2:53, archived)
# you gotta simplify in drawings, yeah?
dreads are rope. torsos are beans. hands are shovels. that kind of shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 2:56, archived)
# hahahahahahahahah
Ok, I'll remember that. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 2:57, archived)
# you've just given the perfect description of a seamhorse
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 3:15, archived)
# wow, he's much uglier than your drawing.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 2:50, archived)
# Hahahahahah
He's not that ugly.

my source was this'un.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 2:52, archived)
# he's rougher than Daniel Johns
who was once a pop pretty boy Cobain clone

but is now rocking the Justin Timberlake prison bitch look
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 3:18, archived)

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