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The true source of the Swine Flu outbreak is revealed. Someone tell the Daily Mail!

BBC Three already had a lot to answer for.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:45, archived)

Will everybody stop talking about the fucking swine flu!

I work at a store which supplies prescriptions sicknotes and needles.
I really don't want to know how everyone thinks we're all going to die :(
Great pic btw

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:47, archived)

All it needs is a day of snow and they'll be back to talking about snowmen again

Or maybe a celebrity can call another one a twat.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:52, archived)

I'm waiting for the television apocalypse.

When we can tune into Eastenders to expect the residents of Walford clubbing eachother to death for resources.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:56, archived)

The last soap running will be Emmerdale and as

people fell to the countryside you'll end up with some of the Eastenders and Corrie characters turning up and fighting it out

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:05, archived)

Took me a minute to spot him in the 4th frame down

the lovely young lady caught my eye first.
wyh.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:48, archived)

Happy b3taday!

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:49, archived)

thank you

caek for all.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:50, archived)

I love a bit of cake me

I've had 7 now nyom nyom nyom :)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:54, archived)

Happy day!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:49, archived)

cheers

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:50, archived)

candles cakes and stuff

happy b3ta time!

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McBadger COW, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:50, archived)

hurrah

who wants jelly?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:51, archived)

I'll have some if it's purple or red

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:56, archived)

red is the best

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:58, archived)

merry candleday, fella!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:51, archived)

thank you chap.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:53, archived)

Nicely tagged.

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:48, archived)

is it just me

or does anyone else imagine terry nutkins fucking those pigs?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:51, archived)

It's a quite disturbing programme and I admit I avoided watching it

but that's not usual for BBC Three progs recently.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:56, archived)

oh, i don't know

being human was rather entertaining

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:58, archived)

Oh yeah they've had some real gems like Monkey Dust too

but you can't win them all

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:01, archived)

i'm watching bbc3 right now

but that's just because doctor who is on.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:05, archived)

Mmm bacon

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:56, archived)

I want to seee...

an unhappy quarantined terry nutkins ;)

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g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:06, archived)

DIY film noir

(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:04, archived)

I knew from the start...

...this guy was no ordinary lemon

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:06, archived)

She had the kind of look

That said she'd been hurt before. A kind of bitter, pursed expression.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:49, archived)

BOOM Paint pellet to the head

the most aggressive paintball game ever

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:07, archived)

what?

you sneeze sand, too?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:07, archived)

custard noir more like

:D woo :)

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arrangedletters, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:08, archived)

Now you mention it...

...it does look a bit custardy

(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:09, archived)

It always goes well as a rocket payload....

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:14, archived)

Yeah that's what must have hit my dude in the side of the head

(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:16, archived)

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:18, archived)

I AM PROUD TO SAY I AM ONE OF THOSE PROBLEMS

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arrangedletters, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:17, archived)

*takes aim*

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:18, archived)

*prepares him self for impact*

READY!

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arrangedletters, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:19, archived)

ha ha ha what !!!

This is flipping ace (and would have been a great easter egg in S.t.a.l.k.e.r)

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:20, archived)

I dunno :D

It was my reaction to a compo I didn't understand.

:)

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arrangedletters, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:22, archived)

He looks so happy!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:21, archived)

yay for hovering yellow things :D

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arrangedletters, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:23, archived)

hi!

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:26, archived)

foollw me to the holy lands of churn-nobble

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arrangedletters, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:28, archived)

I also want that fission shirt

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:32, archived)

i made this one earlier :)

www.zazzle.com/dedicated_follower_of_fission_tshirt-235368913185593435

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:39, archived)

*bookmarks*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:53, archived)

err...

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:35, archived)

haha

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:39, archived)

Hahahaha

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:50, archived)

there are times

when i love you.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:17, archived)

*makes ready for "one of those times"

;)

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:19, archived)

don't forget the mayonnaise and cat litter

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:23, archived)

\o/

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:26, archived)

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arrangedletters, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:28, archived)

your mind is beautiful

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:29, archived)

I should get back to making the comic with out any idea what it is going to be about

rather than waiting for a joke to appear.. they were a lot more random :)

EDIT: this means thank you :)

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arrangedletters, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:31, archived)

No joke ey?

Ahhhh the Tom O'Bedlam method.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:33, archived)

the aim is for there to be a joke...

but I don't know what it's going to be when I start making it.

although that can end up like the hypocracy one I did aggggggggesssss ago.

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arrangedletters, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:35, archived)

hah

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:40, archived)

this is why i never bother with blood sacrifices

i don't want kids.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:32, archived)

not feeling very kinky today, are we?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:29, archived)

...this ones at the cleaners

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:33, archived)

Fuck the power rangers really went downhill after the first few series.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:35, archived)

that's more like it!

does the bell end dispense lube?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:38, archived)

...0_0

I think you just out-perved me...
Right, time for Foods

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:39, archived)

well, i see a tone

and i've just got to lower it!
enjoy your foods ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:42, archived)

When is your book out?

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:18, archived)

!!!!!! Since I just got another likley artwork commission today

probably not for a few more months... :( (if you mean the loaf one)
Edit: the Roman one will be the end of May it seems

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:20, archived)

i'm hoping for the loaf one :)

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:27, archived)

Gonna have a big session* on it to try and finish it next month

*as in lock myself in studio and not come out till it's done

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:28, archived)

*glees*

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:29, archived)

Have you finished that dino one yet? :)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:28, archived)

blast

I forgot, I will do it this weekend

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:31, archived)

Awesome :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:32, archived)

when I first saw it I thought it was abstract

then I noticed the facial definition in the yellow.. it's very nicely done :)

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arrangedletters, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:18, archived)

i like....

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:10, archived)

I like that too

I reckon that there are a couple of B3ta people that could do a storming graphic novel if they all got together.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:12, archived)

That would be pretty cool

and woo

(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:14, archived)

Correction.

That would be HARD-BOILED!

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:20, archived)

It got tried

but it didn't go very far (at least the one I know about)

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:24, archived)

wasn't that a collection of panel comics though

rather than a cohesive graphic novel?

saying that these could be seperate projects.

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arrangedletters, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:25, archived)

Yeah, there were about 20 pages iirc

and about 50 people waiting for their turn that never came

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:37, archived)

Shame

I know how hard they are to put together, it's easy to go off the rails with projects like that

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:38, archived)

I'm meant to be doing one but my pissing artist friend is being all pissy

and instead of practicing by trying to do a oneshot comic thing he's practicing by doing other stuff... bah and humbug.

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arrangedletters, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:27, archived)

KABLAMMO

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:36, archived)

PISSFAYCE

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:17, archived)

OH THE HUMANITY

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:18, archived)

I couldn't contain my hatred for his jaundiced face..

..so I put a bullet right where it counted.

Edit: Woo! Great style :)

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:27, archived)

reminds me of my breakfast this morning

only less blood.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:33, archived)

i'm going to be turning this into a t-shirt.
does it look better like this, or like this

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:01, archived)

this one

i love your radioactive gimp gnome!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:03, archived)

cool, thats what i thought

i think I need to make the logo look a little better but other than i'm dead chuffed :)

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:11, archived)

the logo looks good to me

although i must admit i prefer the biohazard sign to the radioactive one.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:16, archived)

Wouldn't "Fusion" be cooler?

/nerdy pun blog

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:05, archived)

I like

(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:07, archived)

i prefer it with logo :)

very woo :)

EDIT: although I'd say centralise the nuke symbol in the O a bit more.. it looks a tad too high to me.

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arrangedletters, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:07, archived)

Symbol looks a bit oval too

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:23, archived)

hows this

www.b3tards.com/u/f9d89e8a11037c5bd200/gonefissionfinal.png

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:30, archived)

Yep

much better! ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:33, archived)

haha

lovely

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:08, archived)

I'm not too sure which one is better

I'm thinking most people won't get this instantly, so a text might be handy. But t-shirts with text have a tendency to get old pretty quickly.

Having said that, when you do turn this into a t-shirt, gaz me. I want one.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:19, archived)

thats my real worry

the thing is... i think its actually pretty cool even with out the silly pun. shall I just put up two versions?

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:28, archived)

Yes, 2 versions.

I prefer the with text option, to be honest...

Also, gaz me when they're available too :)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:33, archived)

Hey Prof

Howdo?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:37, archived)

That's an option, yes

But as you said, it's pretty cool without the text.
So if you have to choose, do the one without it.

Yes.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:34, archived)

I DEMAND ROYALTIES.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:23, archived)

The Half Life 2 crowd might like this

Is it related to that at all?

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:47, archived)

not at all. just nuclear japes :)

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:51, archived)

Jefe Porcina

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noodle monkey the cheese junky, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:50, archived)

o hai popular sombrero!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:51, archived)

fuck me sideways!

that is all kinds of wrong!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:51, archived)

Jefe here was exposed to pigs for just 30 seconds!

Buy! SWWWWIIIINNNNNEEEEGGUUUUAAAARRRRDDDDD!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:51, archived)

a subsidiary of spoonguard?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:53, archived)

A classic.

www.rathergood.com/spoonguard

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)

heheheh

still prefer soupy george ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:58, archived)

Hahaha

that's scary as fuck

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:52, archived)

LOL SWINE FLU

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:59, archived)

I've just stolen someone's idea to make a very poor gag :¬/

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:02, archived)

Stealing (from me)

Is Wrong!!!

(commanderbyrne, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:04, archived)

;)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:05, archived)

Whey hey!

Poor jokes are better than technique :D

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:05, archived)

feh

cfb
Concept
Bestiary entry
Unpainted model

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:39, archived)

feh?

FEH?

That's me.

This is bloody lovely, sir.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:39, archived)

Elizabeth?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:40, archived)

Naturellement.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)

Wunderbar!

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Ttssattsr, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)

I hate it. My ex best mate (now nemesis) is called Liz.

Big fat ugly Liz Springs.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)

I like your name. It's a good name to have.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:43, archived)

I like the first bit.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:44, archived)

Snooker has le finished. I am going to cook some le dinner.

Have a good evening, Wwowowowow.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:45, archived)

Le bye, le ttssattsr.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:46, archived)

same middle name as my mother

good job you're fae and not fiona though other wise I'd being Oedipusing all over your Aeschylus.

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arrangedletters, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:50, archived)

good job indeed.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:51, archived)

Greedo?

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:40, archived)

it looks like his dog

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:43, archived)

yes

We must shoot him first

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:46, archived)

assuming he made a sex with it

and it fathered mutated inbred greedo puppies

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:52, archived)

Swine flu?

woo.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:40, archived)

Fehntastic.

Whatever it is.

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)

What a tasty lookin' monster spawn thing.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)

is it rocket propelled?

it looks like it's rocket propelled and it's gearing up for launch.

very muchly tres woo skilled :)

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arrangedletters, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)

this is most woo!

I much prefer the fleshy looking unpainted model though.

You have talents! No undo button or symmetry mode either!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)

I imagine it making sounds like bwoooogwniiiiaaaauuuuparp

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)

Yeah, but - admittedly

If treated correctly, what doesn't make that noise?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:45, archived)

alien pig foetus!

quick, sell the idea to fox, they're desperate!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)

This is fantastic

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)

Looks like one of the dragonkin from World of Warcraft

and it is all of the woo

*click*

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:45, archived)

is it me

or is that a prosthetic limb?....nice model :)

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:45, archived)

Very cool

you should team up with amoebaboy

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:46, archived)

I think I'd be a bit out of my depth there

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:47, archived)

No.

Spacecraft need aliens to ride them!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:20, archived)

nicely

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:47, archived)

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:34, archived)

You've actually made The Simpsons funny!

And topical...

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:36, archived)

funical

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arrangedletters, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:36, archived)

Just because I misread that as 'tropical'...

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)

hahaha :)

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:36, archived)

that'll do, pig

that'll do.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)

shwiiiiineeee flume

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arrangedletters, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)

HAHAHAHA

Swine flu.
Swine flu.
Does everything
SARS does.

Floooo pea

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)

you are a poet and you did not realise it

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arrangedletters, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:39, archived)

Whoever said the rhyme.

Did the event.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)

who ever smelt it had there nostrils in the nearest vicinity to the rectum that sprouted it forth into the ether.

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arrangedletters, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:43, archived)

Your mum!:O

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:44, archived)

Great

I didn't have that song in my head, but now I do

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:22, archived)

arf!

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)

haha nicely

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:38, archived)

hahahaha....................oh no

not homer....

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:43, archived)

hahahaha

you swine!

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noodle monkey the cheese junky, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:51, archived)

I don't blame him

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Frogbeat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:31, archived)

you win

you get the coveted half 5 slot.

watch the replies roll in!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:32, archived)

Would the post below posted at 5:30 be the coveted half five slot?

Anyway I've heard you've had much more than five and a half in your slot:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:35, archived)

Rollin rollin rollin

Re-plyyyyyyy!

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:35, archived)

hahaha :)

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:34, archived)

I like the advice that people should be cautious if they feel ill after a holiday in Mexico.

That'll be everyone who's ever had a holiday in Mexico then.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:36, archived)

Hahaha

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:36, archived)

"Don't drink the water, and don't breathe the air"

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)

bad time to take a short-cut:(

no easter eggs for that bobby:(

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:30, archived)

heheh

unexpected animation!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:31, archived)

that's just what jesus thought...

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:36, archived)

This is true and obviously what happened.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:31, archived)

he kicked over the money-lenders table....

club him sarge

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:34, archived)

reading the papers

you'd believe that something similar occurred.

Totally innocent Christlike protesters bruised by bad evil satanic polices!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:34, archived)

I heard some of them were BLACK.

And ASIAN.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:36, archived)

where they in the BLASIAN SQUAD?

*shoots self*

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arrangedletters, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:40, archived)

Oh shit, that's some good stuff right there.

Did you see what I told you to look at?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:40, archived)

Whereas the actual story of 'unprovoked assault by policeman' is much more acceptable.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:39, archived)

was it unprovoked?

how long is the video?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:45, archived)

The Police are allowed to use force if there's a physical threat to them or someone else,

I don't see how a man walking away from you with his hands in his pockets can be seen as an immediate threat.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:48, archived)

I agree.

I'm not arguing for their actions in that situation at all.

But they are people, the policeman, under stress, perhaps lost his temper and did something stupid, something illegal. He should be punished. However, it shouldn't be a sky-falling-down-catastrophe, it's an unfortunate event, in which one man is guilty of assault. It's shit and it's wrong that the policeman did what he did, but I don't think it needed to coverage it got especially in implying that the police are all thugs out to harm as many people as they can.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:58, archived)

Assault?

Surely you mean manslaughter?

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:01, archived)

depends on the causal link between the injuries suffered and the death.

If he died of a heart attack as a result of him being pushed the chain of causality is a bit weak as it is not a reasonable outcome that pushing someone will cause them to die/ have a heart attack.

I think though, if the injuries suffered (possible head/abdomen wounds) directly brought about the heart attack, then a charge of manslaughter could be more strongly argued. Otherwise, precedent would dictate that a charge of manslaughter would be difficult to argue.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:05, archived)

According to the most recent autopsy

He died from internal bleeding.

At the moment it's not clear how he died/what the copper's guilt is, I just wanted to point out that the guy's dead, which makes it much more important than had assault been the only issue.

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:08, archived)

see the rest of my message... I added some at the end. Hadn't heard about the most recent autopsy. Strengthens the case for a charge of manslaughter then.

Edit: and my point is that one incident seems much more important than the largely good job they did in preventing such a big crowd of people from getting out of control, or indeed that incident seems more important than the actual point of the protest.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:10, archived)

My 2p

But surely the fact that the Police force as a whole denied it, or the fact that there is any footage from CCTV, press or public. And infact the guy that died, hadn't been in contact with the riot police.

Shame they got caught out this time... Bunch of lying Met Twunts.

If it was the other way round where the man had retaliated and killed the copper it would have been reported at a totally different angle and the evidence would have been immediately available for the rushed trial.

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mattyremf, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:30, archived)

I thought this for a while.

But the policeman who assaulted the chap probably isn't the bloke who found him. He probably had no idea the bloke he hit had died at first, and probably didn't for a few days.
It'd be completely impossible for the police to keep track of every single protestor, what contact they'd had with who, and where they'd been.
They probably shouldn't have come out so certain that they were innocent, but I doubt if the Police as a whole knew what had happened before the video footage linked it all together.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:36, archived)

Presumably it got more coverage because as a policeman he's expected to be able to keep his cool.

It probably doesn't deserve so much coverage, but so long as the officer is dealt with properly, continued coverage will probably help the Police's reputation.
I'm hoping he'll be dealt with in the same way as anyone else caught on camera committing assault.
(this would have been posted about 20 minutes ago if my wireless hadn't died)

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:20, archived)

we're in agreement then

cheerio

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:23, archived)

arf!

"he's got a large wooden cross, sarge. does that count as a concealed weapon?"

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:32, archived)

definitely

he could have someone's eye out wi'that

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:35, archived)

if thine right eye offends me

i'll jab a fucking crucifix in it.

revelations 3:12, i believe.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:39, archived)

hahaha

it's revelation to me for sure:)

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:47, archived)

i love the bible

it's the funniest thing i've ever read.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:50, archived)

He was probably going to chuck it through a bank window

Long-haired jobless hippy!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:35, archived)

it had fred goodwin's effin' name on it too...

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)

why bother?

the banks haven't got any money left in them

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:40, archived)

hhaha

there was a protest on elderslie st. ? or just good shop job?!

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g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:40, archived)

YEEEH!!

BLOODY HIPPY!

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..wil, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:54, archived)

He would improve my morale

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Octo I ruin everything., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:17, archived)

Either that's Columbo or you love men that shift pianos.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:18, archived)

*waggles eyebrows*

Oh wait...

SHIFT.

(and on that note night night B3ta, see you on Wednesday!)

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:21, archived)

:D night, silly

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:21, archived)

haha that's how i read it too

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:25, archived)

Is that an obscure euphamism?

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:21, archived)

If I wanted to say

'men that insert the finger of one black and one white man down their urethra and then dance about humming S Club Juniors' I would do. Not very euphemistic, me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:25, archived)

Oh :(

I probably think that's a bit disappointing

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:29, archived)

0_0

*ahem*

I think it may be time to leave...

G'night!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:31, archived)

Night lovely!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:31, archived)

Nothing like that in Urbandictionary I can find

but you should submit it as a new euphemism!

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tubaman, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 5:21, archived)

Oh no!

They're arresting... somebody...

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:19, archived)

there appears to be a woman hiding behind that cardboard cut-out of Columbo....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:20, archived)

Just one more thing...

*WHACK*

LOL I hit you with my baton for no reason at all, totally no reason, you were just minding your own business and I whacked you one cos I'm a police and that's my job. Ok, bye!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:20, archived)

ACAB

especially the ones that go to work, try their best and then come home. Cunts.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:21, archived)

Trying their best to hit everyone who's innocent of any wrongdoing

then come home?

lololol isn't life so hard in britain with all the oppression and the capertolism.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:23, archived)

It's like being a fucking jew or something.

Wait.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:23, archived)

everyone's a jew in britain

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:25, archived)

Save me from the pigs, D.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:26, archived)

you can't be saved

they are assassins in the employ of the government. there's probably one behind you now, got a bead on you, ready to take you out when he can be arsed.

that's the problem with having a police force whose job is to go round murdering innocent people, they're poorly trained and lazy, which means they're shit at being proper assassins.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:30, archived)

I'm getting under my desk and waiting for the chavs to save me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:31, archived)

really?

*gets ringlet extensions put in*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:27, archived)

yes, I'm a jew and so is my wife

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:31, archived)

Great, now I have to think of a new draw off entry.

Thanks a fucking lot!

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:22, archived)

I'M NOT GOIN TO BE THE ONLY ONE ROUND HEHA WITH A GLASS EYE, GODDAMIT

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:22, archived)

I'M NOT GOIN TO BE THE ONLY ONE ROUND HERE CHECKING OUT THE WIDOW AND THINKING SHE'S THE MURDERER THEN THINKING SHE'S NOT THEN THINKING SHE IS AGAIN, THEN SHE IS.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:24, archived)

did not!

I've an ANTI POLICE BATON FORCE FIELD
BANG BANG YOURE DEAD

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:23, archived)

no U

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:25, archived)

MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM!!!!!!!!!!

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:27, archived)

oh shit....

i've just found something amazing

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:21, archived)

That is truly amazing.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:22, archived)

Woof woof woof woof bananadog

(doo doo be doo)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:22, archived)

Whoohoo

Bananadog

Do doo doo doo doo

Bananadog

Do doo doo doo

Bananadog

Do doo dooo doo doo dooo dooo doo doo doo dooo doo doooo doooo dooo doo dood doo doo doo doooo

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:23, archived)

hahahah, you sod, office lollage

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:22, archived)

*uber glee*

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:23, archived)

Hahahahha :D

Quick! Get epiphany in here!

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:22, archived)

what

the
fuck?

*LOL*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:23, archived)

the best one is the one at the front on the right

he's so unhappy

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:26, archived)

I think the one at the back on the right is a bit simple

He's loving it

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:27, archived)

i think its his party

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:30, archived)

And he's getting a blowy

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:33, archived)

hardly surprising, though...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:27, archived)

Oh sheeeeeeeeeeit

I hear their bananark is worse than their bite.

I find this highly apeeling.

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:24, archived)

dear lord, no...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:25, archived)

Is that a Chiquitahuahua at the back?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:28, archived)

Set pun deflectors to maximum, Mr Chekov....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:29, archived)

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..wil, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:56, archived)

Pandemic Solved

(commanderbyrne, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:16, archived)

I'll buy some

-- If I had the time which I don't
a swine fever, swine fever animation would be rather jolly.

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WOLF .™, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:17, archived)

Haha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:29, archived)

Nice

Do it.

(commanderbyrne, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:31, archived)

This would probably work for cancer too.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:17, archived)

HCI tablets?

does that mean I don't need Windows or a keyboard anymore?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:19, archived)

I'll take the fast sausage relief please.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:19, archived)

24 coated caplets

24 coated piglets

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WOLF .™, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:20, archived)

well I do have quite sore bacon... I'll take five!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:21, archived)

Great idea!

This is one of those images that may go viral...

*pinch*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:23, archived)

Piglets

Changed to 24 Piglets.

(commanderbyrne, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:04, archived)

sigh

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WOLF .™, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:15, archived)

On the back though so the batonee can't complain

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:16, archived)

I've never been hit by a policeman.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:17, archived)

me neither

Can we sue for discrimination?

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WOLF .™, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:19, archived)

YES

I want to know why I haven't been oppressed by the police yet. Unfair.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:26, archived)

Flavor Flav ain't got shit on me!

(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:57, archived)

I don't know anything about art, but I know what I like

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:58, archived)

tis nary but a blurry clock that has been ran through the 'shindlervision' filter

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:58, archived)

lol @ Schindlervision

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:00, archived)

I don't have that particular filter...

...I'll Google it :P

(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:00, archived)

pffft

aka "Schindler's Mist"

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:09, archived)

And is this something you like?

(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)

It is

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:00, archived)

Sweet!

Cheers

(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:01, archived)

what have you stolen and lied about chuckles?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:04, archived)

My heart, our tryst.

(

ClanSoul, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:12, archived)

You a bleedin' rozzer, mate?

I's be keepin' schtum

old sig, no idea - I also suffer from memory loss

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:17, archived)

Cock?

I'm really sorry......

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:05, archived)

Ken sent me...

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:15, archived)

i have flavoured shit on me

does that count?

It is chocolate flavour.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:58, archived)

Handclock

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:58, archived)

handclock's half hour?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)

dont start

i remember the great hancock bandwagon of 08

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)

Is a sad lonely bastard

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:00, archived)

I demand that you go out, get drunk, and make sweet, sweet love to someone this very instant.

*I* was meant to be the grumpy one today...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:09, archived)

All that at the same instant?

This could be messy.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:12, archived)

Quantum nights out often are...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:14, archived)

I hate quantum nights out.

I always seem to collapse as soon as I meet someone.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:16, archived)

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:18, archived)

shut the fuck up

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:13, archived)

You're very tedious at the moment.

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:15, archived)

and you can shut the fuck up as well

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:19, archived)

*narrows eyes*

*starts up Vax cleaner*

What wuz that boi?

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:15, archived)

You two calm down

I don't think I could stand to see a nice boy fight. It involves lots of flapping and crying.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:17, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha

This is indeed my preferred technique...

But this time I was going to offer him the Vax as a sex aid...

That soapy water rotary action is something else...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:19, archived)

Sonic James Doom is a pretty dandylion.

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:19, archived)

A Fabulous dandy lion

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:21, archived)

ahhh, but -

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWJjcT7Uipo

Edit: *swirls cape* En Garde, sir!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:21, archived)

o_O

Well I can honestly say I've never been called THAT before...

Thank you!

I think...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:22, archived)

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:23, archived)

careful now...

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:24, archived)

What?

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:25, archived)

*lends ear trumpet*

I SAID 'CAREFUL NOW'...

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:28, archived)

WOAAAAAAAAAAHH.

*falls down*

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:29, archived)

Ooops...

bit too loud, there - sorry.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:35, archived)

C'mere, you....

*manhugs*

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:20, archived)

yes you are

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:09, archived)

HE WORE THE CLOCK SO YOU COULD KNOW THE TIME...

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:58, archived)

That would be his high hygene standards then

Why am I looking at a picture of your ~~mouse~~ dog?

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)

I am going to guess that it is because it's within your field of vision?

Just a guess...

(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:02, archived)

I own a red mickey mouse alarm clock. It is my pride and joy.

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:00, archived)

you need more pride

and a lot more joy.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:02, archived)

Very true

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:09, archived)

I've had that clock since I were but a child...must be at least 17 years old now...

...still works but the tick-tocking is so loud it keeps me awake at night

(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:04, archived)

b3ta.com/myspace

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Ttssattsr, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)

he pisses on you sunshine ;)

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:21, archived)

Haha!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:23, archived)

Wo ist meine Heißwasserflasche?

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)

das bogey

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)

*hug*

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)

*hugs back*

i am jealous of your thunderstormage.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)

It has stopped, it is now just raining

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)

it's sunny here, but cold

and i am plagued by small nieces. fortunately, they've pissed off outside to play and they're going home in 20 minutes.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)

just lock them out

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:53, archived)

l kn

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:54, archived)

that would work as well

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:55, archived)

i fucking wish.

they keep asking for toast, despite the fact that i have no bread. if they roll up my hall on those stupid rollerblades one more time, i'm going to glue them both to the fucking floor!!!!

aaaaaaaand breathe....

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:56, archived)

Calm

relax

They will probably trip on the stairs and break two ribs

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:57, archived)

pfff

that puts images in my head that really shouldn't be there

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:58, archived)

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8021165.stm

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)

heheheh

"fell down the stairs"
yeah, right.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:04, archived)

children crave boundaries...

put them in a cardboard box

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:58, archived)

i have cardboard boxes

but i also have surprisingly hefty nieces. the cardboard wouldn't stand the strain.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:00, archived)

Meine Heißwasserflasche ist kaputt

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)

DAS IST VERBOTEN!

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)

HALLO DA MEIN KLEIN LIEBKARTOFFEL!

*excited hugs*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)

Meine Liebestaube ! :D

I miss Europe and things in it.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:49, archived)

Europe misses you

and the things in you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)

the what now?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)

Oh you wish you knew.

What's a liebestaube, Dixyprecious?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)

A LOVE DOVE

or "Lurve Durve" if you are Vic Reeves :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:52, archived)

*comes from above*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:54, archived)

birdy.

does dixon have birdies in him?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:54, archived)

Only when he thinks about ME.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:55, archived)

lucky you!

when men think of me, they tend to be filled with bile and fear.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:57, archived)

I ate some KFC yesterday, so yes

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:55, archived)

You'll be off to White Castle next,

We're going to have to send you to de-tox on your return.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:56, archived)

White Castle?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:57, archived)

Filth Burgers

Utterly.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:58, archived)

hmm - I think I'm pretty much done with the US Fast Food thing

I just want steamed veg and ting

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)

What you want, sir

is my Bahmi Goreng, and no, it's not a euphemism...

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:01, archived)

That sounds lovely

I ate some Thai fast food a couple of days ago and it was a horror.

The noodles were cooked so long is was like eating coagulated ribbons of phlegm

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:05, archived)

Only proper noodles employed in the construction of this little devil

That, along with my mother's recipe for Cucumber vinaigrette. Comme tu veux...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:07, archived)

:-(

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:56, archived)

Hey birdy num num, I'm getting some ink done today

Think of me at 9pm ;)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:01, archived)

I'm always thinking of you at bedtime, darling.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:01, archived)

*offers self as model*

/ac

:D x

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:04, archived)

come home, wee dixon

come to Aylesbury and let me brandish you at people.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:05, archived)

haha

Well I do have faaahmbly in Aylesbury - maybe you live near them (I actually don't know where they live exactly, but I shall find out)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:11, archived)

I live in the nice bit, but not the niceST bit.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:13, archived)

They're both pensioners so I don't know if you have a special pensioner section in Aylesbury?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:15, archived)

YES!

I live in it!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:17, archived)

You don't like next to a white-haired lady and a bald-headed man do you?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:19, archived)

Several.

Ask them if they live near a ginger, it's probably easier.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:20, archived)

processed, greasy crap.

you will need an artery cleansing by the time you get back!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:58, archived)

*passes mop*

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)

damn!

more housework!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:01, archived)

*sends newly-recruited cute Polish maid round to help*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:02, archived)

I had KFC in Prague.

I've never felt so sick in all my life.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)

and how was the food?

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:00, archived)

jamaica

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:01, archived)

his pancreas especially.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)

I miss his lovely bronchioles.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:52, archived)

love potato?

*boggles*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)

Yep. He's my lovepotato.

Except instead of being 90% water, he's 90% pimping creamy goodness. Look at him! How can you not be enamoured!?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)

I see myself as being more of a leibestrudel...

Warm and gooey on the inside, flaky and burnt on the outside.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:07, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:09, archived)

Mein Luftkissenfahrzeug ist voller Aale

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:49, archived)

Mein Meerschweinchentüte ist übervoll mit Blut und Kinder

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:54, archived)

meercatpigstutu.

meercatpigsteacher?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:54, archived)

no, on both tries

"Guinea pig bag"

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:55, archived)

I got pig, fucking hard to please bastard.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:57, archived)

I'm always pleased.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:57, archived)

I'll bet.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:01, archived)

don't believe him, it's actually "guinea pig hoot"

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:58, archived)

Was sagst du, Herr Federfuchser?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:01, archived)

Filthy Umlautninja!

Edit: and nobody uses the word "Federfuchser" anymore :P

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:02, archived)

I knoooooooooooooooooooooooow

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:05, archived)

I knew that you knew!

*wins*

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:06, archived)

You'd better....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)

peeeeeg

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:04, archived)

ich werde diese schallplatte nicht kaufen

sie ist zerkratzt

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inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:58, archived)

Ah, meine Nippel explodieren vor Lust!

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)

Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer?

Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:04, archived)

hahahahahahaaaa...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

HAHAHAHahahahAHJAHAhahahAHAHAHAHAAHAHA*gark*umph

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)

you taking the piss out of my german again?

hm?

wait... aufstehen pzyko! sag was! scheisse, noch eins für meinem topf.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:13, archived)

not this time, honestly!

I just realised that I'm supposed to die laughing upon reading that joke, being German and all... :D

Edit: oh, you got that, didn't you? I really have to go home, I don't understand anyone today :(

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:17, archived)

It ist not carneval time, you must only be doing ze lahfing venn you are hearink

TADAAAAAHHH! TADAAAAAHHH! TADAAAAAHHH!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:21, archived)

*heads to the cellar*

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:24, archived)

Meine kaputte wasserflasche ist heiß, alter

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)

ich haben und nasalflieben

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)

Und wie riecht es?

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)

YES

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)

ICH NICHTEN LICHTEN

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Bq_dkPkQUU

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)

hahaha :D

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:53, archived)

oh god, ive just reminded myself how much i love The day today

Another classic peter o hanra hanrahan (sp?) clip:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RpFPCDgeI4&feature=related

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:56, archived)

Schnell schnell Kartoffelkopf!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:49, archived)

that's pretty close to an /ac response for you, isn't it?

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:52, archived)

Actually, I don't think I've said it on here before

But it's the probably the only Blackadder quote I haven't ;)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:55, archived)

Well, you got where I was coming from...

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:57, archived)

But of course :D

How'd meeting go?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:58, archived)

Most interesting...

Could be something rather useful. I needn't have been worried...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:00, archived)

Yay!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:02, archived)

Mein klipidy-kloppen ist auf dem tisch

(Klipidy-kloppen IS the actual German word for donkey, dont believe anyone that tells you different, especially actual Germans).

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)

I prefer the older Eastern dialect version

Klipendy-Kloppen.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:00, archived)

hahaha, I shall use this in a coversation soon

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:05, archived)

I much preferred the bird flu.

Click for bigger (78 kb)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:52, archived)

Very nicely...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:53, archived)

arfness & co.

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:53, archived)

Yuk!!

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Ninj, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:55, archived)

"DUDE.....

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH GERMAN PEOPLE?"

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:21, archived)

something something font matching something

*sigh*

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:23, archived)

Hurrumph.

I'm supposed to be revising.
JUST BE GLAD YOU DIDN'T GET COMIC SANS YOU UNGRATEFUL SWINE.
:P

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:31, archived)

The sigh was self loathing. I liked your post :)

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:47, archived)

Schweinhund Flu?

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:24, archived)

: D POLICE YAY!

Click for bigger (109 kb)

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--- ---, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)

Why?

Have
they
come
apart?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)

Well, they split up again...

/gets coat

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)

Hello!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)

Hello!

How was the US?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)

Still there!

Back home on Thursday - YAY :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)

Argh! Multi-recursive reply thread....

*disintergrates*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)

Ready Brek FTW!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)

i can't

i'm not brutal enough...*must try harder*

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:04, archived)

Jeeze, they're getting pushy...

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Ninj, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)

I think a T-100 would make an excellent percussionist...

He just might a steel reinforced tambourine before he can play along...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:42, archived)

ow...

...my neck!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)

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zoldergoose, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)

*awards self the 'I Knew It Was You' award*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)

Hiya JP!

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Ninj, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)

OPPOSING NECK SOURCES

hahaha

I have no idea what is going on there

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)

YOU!!!!!!

*manhandles a little roughly*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)

\o/ steady on there, I just woke up :D

Sleepy in Seattle

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)

Ah, you're still there, eh?

*tucks back in*
You go back to sleep, sweet-pea.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:49, archived)

I have to get out of bed soon or they'll be throwing me out!

This hotel ain't half posh..I'm afraid they'll discover I'm a pleb

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)

What utter pish.

*defends*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:53, archived)

darling fascist bullyboy

give me some money, you bastard

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)

with a neck like that, he could probably suck himself off

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)

He'd want to look after his ribs though...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)

I bet they could hear his 'war cry' for miles

especially with the neck that defies logic

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)

which neck matching

algorithm did you use?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)

Ooh...

...he's very flexible (read that as best source pic he could find in a hurry)

(

Ninj, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:54, archived)

chortles

that's what you get for not putting money in their little box

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:00, archived)

Breaking news..

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)

pffffft :D

We are having a thunder storm here :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:30, archived)

oooooh

we're not - it's merely damp and dull

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)

It isn't doing much at the moment :(

Mmmm, looks like I might have tomorrow off, fingers crossed that it is pissing it down tomorrow :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:34, archived)

i LOVE being at home inside at the window when it's torrential...

I always get excited... end up dragging Mrs Undercover outside and chasing her up and down our street...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:36, archived)

Kinky sod!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)

It is now raining hard

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)

now it is hail stoning

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)

What is this, a bloody Weather RSS feed?

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)

I am bored, I am trying to stop myself getting pissed off

and trying to think of some thing to do this weekend or I will end up going postal

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)

go and pat a lamb.

that's what I'm doing :)

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:42, archived)

I can go and steal some and you can have one as a pet

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)

That's either incredibly twee...

or a stunning euphamism...

I'm choosing to view it as twee and fluffeh. :)

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)

A little from column A, a little from column B ;D

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)

o_O

*doesn't know what to do with himself*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)

Calm, sir - calm...

Blood pressure, and all that.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)

My blood pressure is good, even when stressed :D

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)

OK, then -

Stick the 'calm' bit.

It does no good otherwise.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)

go and see In The Loop

and then get a pizza.

Sorted.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)

American Hot with extra Pepperoni.

and some of that nice Sicilian Red.

Nom Nom Nom.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)

I don't like to go to the cinema alone, I find it pointless

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)

jeez, there's no pleasing you, is there??

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:52, archived)

oooh!

*has benny hill music in her head*

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)

We just had a mini hurricane or something.

It was quite exciting and a tiny bit scary.

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:34, archived)

I like watching them

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)

Brine flu?

Pine flue?
Spine flu?
Fine flu?
Mein flu?
Tine flu?
Line flu?
Nine flu?
Sine flu?
Vine flu?
Also: woo :)

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:30, archived)

Woo Flu?

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:31, archived)

Sounds like a martial art

The way of the open fist (full of snotty tissues)

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:32, archived)

FU-NADO!

/yingyangyo was surprisingly watchable for a kids show

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:34, archived)

Whine Flu too

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:32, archived)

chimney flue

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)

Hehe...

Nice pic, sir.

Can't help but despise that programme, though.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:32, archived)

It is just the same story every week

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:32, archived)

lolpeasants.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:34, archived)

or...

"This is a public information film on behalf of the Archway Tourist Board"

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)

lolhookers, loldrugs and loldrink

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)

loldrugs are alright though. Also lolhookers.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)

I want loldrugs

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)

The same

although I quite like the opening credits.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)

Make poverty history, cheaper drugs now?

It's certainly more gripping than the storylines have been of late.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)

Yeah, that bit.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)

I have never watched it myself.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:34, archived)

I'd humbly suggest

you keep it that way.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:34, archived)

It is some of the best written

social comedy to be found on TV in the last few years.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)

I'm not sure I've seen much of it...

as I grow older I find that I don't have the attention span for anything which isn't animated.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:34, archived)

*waves arms around animatedly*

No, that's not what you meant, is it?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:36, archived)

*watches*

it's close enough... now lunge wildly into a different plot...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)

*does '6 Characters In Search of An Author'*

Modernist Italian Theatre ftw!

Edit: Then neatly segues into 'Caucasian Chalk Circles'
That'll get the place jumping...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)

you are the mix master!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)

See me weave...

*Bill Hicks styleee*

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:55, archived)

The bloke in the picture looks like a sex offender who tells children that he's a magical wizard.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)

Pfft!

What's the Mitchell & Webb pissed-up 'heroes' thing....?

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)

Angel Summoner and BMX Bandit.

Or later Angel Summoner and Gymkhana Girl

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)

No, it's Sir Something....

Edit: Sir Digby Chicken Ceasar - that's the one!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)

Dun-dlllun-de-dun-dllun....

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)

Touch my wand

(

OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)

Not just at the moment, it that's alright...?

later, maybe.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)

Gaze into my sleeve!

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)

solution...

...don't drink wine.

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:42, archived)

What is this foolishness?

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)

Just something daft for a friday

It's a shame it's a fucking monday

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:43, archived)

Cover me Porkins!

(

pzyko Query failed., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:44, archived)

*gets crayons and felt-tip pens*

Oh, you said Cover. My bad.

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)

Ohhhhhh

colour!

That took me ages...

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:48, archived)

Great

now you've gone and reminded me of 90s pop sensation, Colour Me Badd.

(

robinw77 has no little comedy thing to go here, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:49, archived)

Sorry TJ

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:57, archived)

"I've been to the hospital and given horse tranquilizing pain-killing medication. There's nothing they can do about broken ribs."

Well trying to bribe them with horse tranquilisers didn't really help you out...

(

Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:59, archived)

I saw a bit of it last night, he was the only one laughing at his own jokes

They could at least shot him, like they do with horses, it would have lifted the mood of the whole country

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)

"He fell down the stairs*! Honest!"

*while attempting autofellatio

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)

ha ha ha

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)

and now he's broken ribs

he can finally lick his own taint

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:06, archived)

Which is much the same affect as watching one of his "light entertainment" shows...

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)

certainly leaves

the same taste in ones mouth

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)

Tapeworm?

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:10, archived)

A normal Graham Norton show: *snigger* cock *snigger* cock *snigger* porn *snigger* bitch *snigger* cock *snigger*

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:11, archived)

B3ta on a Tuesday...?

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:12, archived)

B3ta most days, but b3ta is does it better and funnier

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:18, archived)

Yeah b3ta would have been standing at the podium not attempting jokes and giving the show an eurbane and serious air.

And then will have walked out from behind the podium only to be wearing a massive magenta inflatable knob.

Then continue doing the whole thing entirely deadpan.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:23, archived)

sounds good to me :)

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)

sracist

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:13, archived)

mindpissage

(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:15, archived)

stourettes

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:16, archived)

sracist

;)

(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:14, archived)

hahaha :)

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)

yaaaaay!! :D

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:06, archived)

well he certainly didn't break them laughing at his 'gags' during the Baftas

and neither did anyone else by the look of half of them last night

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:06, archived)

The only one who I saw that made them laugh was Harry Hill

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:08, archived)

he was the best thing about it

"Who'd have thought it, 3 Baftas for a clip show"

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:12, archived)

Even Louie Theroux managed to get a laugh from a joke

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:14, archived)

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that

I think the only laugh was for the Jonathan Ross comment

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)

Why was he at the baftas anyway?

I didn't realise there was a 'Best homosexual stereotype' category.

*something about it being tight between Graham Norton and John Barrowman*

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:11, archived)

He was the host

It was the best case of how to die on stage ever!

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:12, archived)

That's Tommy Cooper isn't it?

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:13, archived)

He died more time then Tommy did

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:17, archived)

Cooper made a career out of it...

And then took it a bit too literally...

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)

Better than

Sam Fox & the fleetwood mac dude?

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)

He's a right fucking twat innee

(

Shlvng, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)

Hahahahaha

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:44, archived)

they came from

behind!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)

Haha

The family guy parody made me laugh, which for Family Guy is getting increasingly rare these days...

(

Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)

I've never ever watched it.

Ever.

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)

I lol'd :D

(

pzyko Query failed., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)

Take a look at this clip

The aforementioned scene

(

Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:47, archived)

the only bit that i really liked in that blue harvest thing

was 'blowing up the death star magic johnson'

www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2vPPB72U3c

(

taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:52, archived)

The South Park Parody

was a bit cruel, but not totally :)

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:47, archived)

It's basically like the internet.

Except less original.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)

hahahahhahahah!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)

This place good for funnies.

(

Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)

For yes, in Soviet Russia, Meerkat insures you

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:47, archived)

Is it too soon to do the happy aero / sombrero joke again?

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)

It's never too soon ;)

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:47, archived)

"I'm trapped in a Sombrero factory - send help..."

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:49, archived)

"Or tasty ice cream"

Mmmmm.... Solerombrero...

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:53, archived)

Hahahaha...

(

Ninj, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)

there's 'is sombrero :)

also... my iritatingly successful muchly younger cousin has got his mug on to thebbc website

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/8016937.stm

If my dad tells me "You spend more time on the computer than he does yet you've not made lots of money" any more times I think I might do something entirely irrational.

(

arrangedletters, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:52, archived)

You can tell him some random woman off the internet hates him

Or you can give me his bank details. Either way's good

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)

he was 18 last saturday...

bastard :D

(

arrangedletters, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)

Total and utter swine

How DARE he be successful!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)

Awwww, you could have hacked his computers so some porn was playing in the background while they were interviewing him

Good luck to him :)

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)

damn straight

the better he does the more I can try and sponge off him :)

(

arrangedletters, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:01, archived)

Damn right

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)

look look look

www.b3ta.com/board/9398929

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)

The kid is you arrangedletters O_O

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:11, archived)

SEE!?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:13, archived)

he has been touched by Sting

He is unclean

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:18, archived)

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)

That does explain a lot about arrangedletters though

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:21, archived)

He has learned from the teachings of that pickle bloke.

Has he chained you to a radiator and pissed on you yet?

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)

I have no idea what you are saying :D

(

arrangedletters, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:59, archived)

Oh it was just a casual throwaway kind of thing

;)

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:04, archived)

That competition was ace

When I used to be a lurker, I still am a lurker but I post random crap between lurking.

(

Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)

I have just been drawn into a world of tinfoil mania....

thanks to your profile.

I'm very glad of that. :)

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)

they'll all be sorry when your music career takes off

... you are working on a music career aren't you? ... Novel? ...

graphic design?

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)

You should shit in your Dad's kettle

that'll shut the moaney fucker up *

*may actually produce more moanery

(

Shlvng, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)

Just what the world needs in a recession.

More fucking ad brokers.

P.S. ~~in a recession~~

(

joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:05, archived)

Fire Oinkpedoes!

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:52, archived)

... people who like to shag piglets?

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)

I'm sure there are people who like to do that

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:04, archived)

and they're called oinkpeados

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:05, archived)

Let's pretend I actually read all posts and didn't just make a stupid reply

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:18, archived)

*hugs*

okay then

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)

Red-Clive standing by

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:05, archived)

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)

*points at sig*

You may hate life, and with good reason...

But I bloody love that...

*clicks*

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)

\o/ for Red-Clive!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:14, archived)

Hahaha

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:14, archived)

Hootkins ftw!

And now a fine voice actor, imho.

*clickerty-clicks*

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:13, archived)

...you know he packed a snack!...

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)

Hahaha yes!

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:18, archived)

large:D

(

Elvis impersonator, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:05, archived)

Aporkalypse Now

Following comment on twitter (where else?).

(

geekchic, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:35, archived)

On a whatter now?

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:36, archived)

I love the smell of swine flu in the morning.

(

zoldergoose, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:36, archived)

I love the smell of bacon in the morning

(

CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:43, archived)

The US pig "industry"...

...had to issue a notice to Americans that you can't get the flu from eating pork (or bacon).

(

geekchic, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)

Interesting thing I saw yesterday, the WHO (yeah, Pete Townshend et al) are calling it an "International event"

And Reuters reported it as being officially an "internatioanl emergency".

Also, I absolutely guarantee at some point on American TV last night a news anchor said

"AND - Is pig flu coming to your area, are you, to put it bluntly, going to die? Find out after these commercials"

(

zoldergoose, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:49, archived)

The poultry industry said that during bird flu outbreak

"as long as you cook it til it's frazzled.....and wash your hands afterwards

then they slaughtered 100,000's of bernard mathews

(

CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:58, archived)

such a shame

I was with you right up until the point where you mentioned twitter and now I'm weeping openly.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:36, archived)

..like a festering sore

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)

yes

... or a horsecock

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)

*clicks*

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)

ooh yes please... I've been looking for something to dip my chips in.

/not a euphamism blog

(

arrangedletters, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)

...from a festering sore

*shaped like a horse, not as big as a horse's

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)

Any excuse:

*hates*

(

Victor Meldrew, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)

haha :D

so....

much....

doody....

(

Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:49, archived)

oink oink oink oiiiink oink, Oink oink oink ooiiiiiink oink, Oink oink oink Oiiink oink, Oink oinkoink oiiiiiink.

/piggywagner blog

(

arrangedletters, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)

Bwahahahahaha!

Superb!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:19, archived)

COVER ME PORKINS!

Why aren't they wearing somberos?

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)

Because they're wearing jolly ones instead?

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)

... they're not wearing

anything

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:42, archived)

Dorty little bastards!

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:43, archived)

they like to watch

cows

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:44, archived)

Wacky Bull, disguised as a pig?

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:44, archived)

Wacky Bull

and his easily led astray Piggy friend Spineless Porky

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)

Spineless Porky is so convenient for gammon though.

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:49, archived)

or indeed any popular family boardgame

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:50, archived)

Apocalypse sow

(

Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:48, archived)

We whole-hoggedly approve this pig-related japery...

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:16, archived)

Awwwwww.

Luvvlee lickle mwchin dee

(

Shlvng, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)

I'm thinking of making a t-shirt from this

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:27, archived)

you'll be lucky to get a sausage with a 42" chest and a V neck

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:28, archived)

*snort laughs*

*click*

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)

I dunno, a bit of creative weaving....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)

creative weaving you say?

phwoar....

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:30, archived)

Cor

Heart attack sandwich

(

zoldergoose, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:31, archived)

you call that a heart attack sandwich?

this is a heart attack sandwich

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:32, archived)

Good Lord

Let's imprison vegans in cells made of that.

(

zoldergoose, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:34, archived)

no.

we execute the vegans.
then eat them

MORE MEAT FOR THE MEAT EATERS!

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)

ah you pissed on my sandwhich

whilst I was searching for the link.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:35, archived)

i've got them bookmarked :)

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)

Phwoar!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)

i can't wait for proper barbeque season to begin :)

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)

Riverghost around?

Make one of these for teh bash please and save it til I get there!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)

bah. Mere amateurs.

www.bbqaddicts.com/blog/recipes/bacon-explosion/

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)

I get the meat sweats just looking at it

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:35, archived)

Uh oh.

Death burgers.

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)

or 'elevenses' as /talk would call them

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)

Pfft

(

zoldergoose, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)

/talk sure is fat.

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)

Should I be on /talk

I didn't realise /board had a weight limit :'(

(

Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:44, archived)

I'm on /talk and I'm one of the fattest people in britain right now.

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:48, archived)

Those poor herons must groan whenever you get on them

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:51, archived)

You're just waiting for James Corden's inevitable coronary to let you steal the crown, aren't you.

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:52, archived)

What a wonderful man Luther Vandross was.

Not for his music, but for his burgers.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:43, archived)

doughnuts

with rissoles cheese and bacon? That's a new one on me.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)

USA! USA! USA!

Submit before the might of our delicious cultural hegemony!

(LennySA, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:41, archived)

I was at some sort of posh restaurant hotel

shenanigans the other day (there were peacocks on the lawns and aw hing) ... anyway - they had a brilliant display of knitted cakes!!! Sitting there on a display tray all knitted and lovely.

not nom but impressive none the less.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:32, archived)

My mum does stuff like that and sells them on ebay.

She knitted me some ace sushi.

(

zoldergoose, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:36, archived)

your mum is ace

if she needs some sort of certificate of aceness I'd be happy to make one.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)

I'll let her know she can pop you down as a reference.

(

zoldergoose, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)

me too

I'll even learn to knit and knit her a certificate, if I can swap it for a knitted BLT

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:42, archived)

pffft

(

taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)

AND THE DIRT IS GONE

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:28, archived)

Chances are it has already been done

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)

NOT WITH THIS DRAWING

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:30, archived)

an art director i worked with

apparrently told me he drew that famous sausage when he was working with the BBC

I was impressed, but i wanted proof.

(

taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)

I drew Duncan Dares

... in my spare time.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)

and when I say 'spare time'

I mean while I wasn't the lead actor in the Nine o Clock News

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)

do it...

...but lose that bit of knife thing or ignore me

(

rowlification 今は今, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)

both

(waxdart hello., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)

cheeky!

but i like you anyway

(

rowlification 今は今, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:31, archived)

the over 30s will love it.

(waxdart hello., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)

Grange Hill?

(

Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)

I didn't like Grange Hill

it was shit.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:34, archived)

Awesome

a bit more detail on the knife would be nice though

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:30, archived)

gronkpan!

i thought you only posted weird porn stuff

(

rowlification 今は今, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:32, archived)

I don't think porn could get much weirder than cutlery tips.

(

arrangedletters, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:35, archived)

HELLO SIR,

I AM 24 YEARS OLD. I HAVE BEEN MASTERBATIG FOR THE PAST 6 YEARS. I STAMMER A LOT. BUT FROM THE PAST 3 YEARS WHENEVER I MASTERBATE I STAMMER A LOT. ALSO EVERY TIME AFTER I MASTERBATE MY BREATHING BECOMES IMPROPER THAT IS WHAT I FEEL. BECAUSE OF WHICH I AM NOT ABLE TO SPEAK PROPERLY. AS A RESULT OF THIS I HAVE LOST LOT OF OPPORTUNITIES IN MY CARREER, ESPECIALLY IN MY INTERVIEW, BECAUSE I STAMMERED A LOT IN THE INTERVIEW. SIR ASLO EVEN WHEN I DONOT MASTERBATE DURING NIGHT THAT IS AFTER 8 PM I AM NOT ABLE TO SPEAK PROPERLYI.E I STAMMER. CURRENTLY I AM WORKING IN A BPO WHERE I HAVE TO WORK ONLY DURING NIGHT SHIFT. AS A RESULT I AM NOT ABLE TO SAY MY IDIEAS IN THE OFFICE ENVIRONMENT. I WAS PREVIOUSLY GOING TO A CLASS TO CURE MY STAMMERRING. BUT DUE TO THE WORK PRESSURE I AM NOT ABLE TO ATTEND THE CLASSES. SIR PLEASE INFORM HOW DO I STOP MASTERBATION (masturbation) SO THAT I CAN SPEAK WELL AND LEAD A NORMAL LIFE AS EVERYONE, AND ACHIEVE MY GOALS.

I FEEL WILL GET REPLY TO THESE QUESTIONS, PLEASE IT IS A MATTER OF LIFE AND DEATH.

THANK YOU

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:36, archived)

please tell me you got that off a proper site

It is brilliant.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:43, archived)

www.medhelp.org/posts/Mental-Health/masterbating--how-do-i-stop/show/267924

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:50, archived)

so when u go to shit and sit on the toilet bowl i ll lock the bathroom door remove my pants and sit on the same toilet bowl facing u

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Shlvng, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)

Jesus hates you.

your penis makes you a bad man. Jesus hates your penis. You should use you hate penis to hurt others. Jesus hates gays and women. What are you going to do with your hate penis?

(waxdart hello., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:53, archived)

Now I have that noise in my head!!

Da dan da dan dar!!

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:32, archived)

saw sorge!

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arrangedletters, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:36, archived)

make it a brightly coloured T Shirt

and I think it will be win win win

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:42, archived)

Very grange hill ;)

get rid of the knife thing maybe?

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Hellzapoppin, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:43, archived)

mmmmmm....

sossie sammich with HP sauce*

*even though it's now made in bloody France by bloody Danone...

*clicks*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)

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