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# Moral: Never buy a "genuine" treasure map from some bloke in the pub

especially after a few pints of "old and nasty"
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:57, archived)
# old and nasty
I hate fosters too.

Nice soft shadows.
(waxdart hello., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:58, archived)
# You said Fosters!
It cannot be classed as beer
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Dirty, dirty X
Pretty, but I'm not sure what I'm looking at
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:00, archived)
# I was digging for frigging hours
and that's what I found
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Ah!
All I ever seem to dig up is cooch grass

/allotment blog
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)
# ^This
Could be the box of an adventure game.

Very pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:12, archived)
# if you can't trust blokes in pubs....who can you trust?
nice pic:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:01, archived)
# what if I were in the market for a fake treasure map
possibly to sell on in a pub, would I be able to find one of them in a pub?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:03, archived)
# It just so happens...
You can have this one - cash only.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)
# I've just decided that I shall come to a bash sometime in the future
and try and sell real treasure maps to people

*larfs*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)
# In nearly three years I've never posted a CDC...
Time to break that duck...

(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:55, archived)
# that's a beaut
does it have some sort of flu?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Yes, cockflu.
Flu of the cock.

It causes severe leakage as you can see...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:58, archived)
# just needs a good beating is all
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:00, archived)
# *whispers*
I don't think that helps leaking matters...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:08, archived)
# well I'm not going to stick a cork in the end
if that's what you're thinking madam
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:12, archived)
# christ... imagine the catheter for that floppy bastard...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Typical man
Give the lady the heavy end...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:55, archived)
# that's a lady?
*squints*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:57, archived)
# I'll give YOU the heavy end
/in your endo
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:00, archived)
# I'd imagine it must be a bit like carrying a futon mattress...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:00, archived)
# funny looking duck...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:02, archived)
# That's a funny-looking duck.
haha

()

*EDIT* Ah, a cool, refreshing jet of mindpiss...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Sorry, that was clearly a typo...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Tell us the resignation tale!
(Perhaps a bit further up the board?)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Done :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:20, archived)
# They'll cut off the spunk supplies if they're not more gentle.
Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Bloke on the right is mid-gentle massage....
Bloke on the left is knocked off his feet by the resulting thrashing...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:09, archived)
# They should know the risk of CDC fondling in open water.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:12, archived)
# IT'S DRIFTING STRIGHT FOR US!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:14, archived)
# well......
you made up for it with THAT BABY:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Fritzl yuck


(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:40, archived)
# I keep meaning to buy that on DVD
("Trapdoor" that is, not "Austrias finest incest moments")
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Although
probably available
(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Ha Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Bad taste woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:51, archived)
# *sucks in air through teeth*
which cow boy you had in to do your tiling?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Thought I'd save a bit of money, got me daughter to do it...
useless cow...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:57, archived)
# she wants locking up
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:01, archived)
# To be fair, she's been poorly lately...
Might have to send her to hospital y'know...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)
# hahaha!
You terrible man.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Would you beleive I didn't notice the 3+ until after I'd posted it...
even *I* felt a bit dirty after that...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Ave it !

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Don't you open that trap dooooooorrrrr.....
cause there's Fritzl down there!

:-D
(ShaunyBoi has been surviving fires since, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)
# :)
(waxdart hello., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:20, archived)
# haha
That should be linked as NSFW because it's going to make a lot of board nazis hard
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:22, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:23, archived)
# pfffft.....
Is there a good repository for these kind of source images?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:23, archived)
# ages spent looking on google
(waxdart hello., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:23, archived)
# I like the new colour match on google images
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Wow
never used that before - nice.
(waxdart hello., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:27, archived)
# stick with me son
I'll show you the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:30, archived)
# ..
the world

my etchings
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:47, archived)
# I've used that line
It worked. :)
(waxdart hello., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:49, archived)
# it definately is another great addition to the google imperium
(Solarius t'is so quiet, here in the land of moose, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:29, archived)
# cor!
That's nice!

EDIT: It'd be nice to be able to search for monochrome or sepia...

*phones Mr Google*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:41, archived)
# That used to work
Or emailing them did.
Many many years ago you couldn't search for UK only. I emailed them about it (got a reply)and now you can.

I'm not saying it was down to me. I'm just saying that's the order it happened.
(waxdart hello., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:48, archived)
# I told them to include pron in the image searches
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:53, archived)
# siver? :)
www.b3ta.com/links/Robot_attacks_man
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:24, archived)
# here
www.b3ta.com/board/9404984
(waxdart hello., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:26, archived)
# i know so i saw it
i'll rephrase "haha siver!" :)

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:28, archived)
# I've read this about 6 or 7 times now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:31, archived)
# i can't remember who wrote this the other night but it blew my mind
i can't divine any sort of meaning at all.
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:40, archived)
# It was Clansoul wasn't it?
It's always Clansoul.

Or gronkpan....

Actually there are a series of people it could have been.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:42, archived)
# i don't know, i just saved it for posterity
edit: actually i think it may have been clansoul
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Do you know what it means?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:51, archived)
# I think if mankind understood what Clansoul was talking about most of the time we would know more about the existence and the universe than theology and philosophy could ever teach us.
Or we'd just get irritated and moan at him more often.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:53, archived)
# there's lots of results on google so maybe not here originally at all
It means fuck all
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:53, archived)
# cannot see the image - websense is evil
(waxdart hello., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Siver? :D

*although I'll have you know that it was artists friendliness and not pedantry - I just wanted to check Mr Vagabond spotted it before he put it up in a proper gallery or his site :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:37, archived)
# I thought that b3ta was the Tate online
Is this why I have had threatening letters from Rob after sending him an invoice?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:45, archived)
# No worries
I'm enjoying the proof read over pedant thing.
It's made it into my set.
(waxdart hello., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:47, archived)
# finally fighured out tilt shift ^^

yaay, took me a wile to find out how people do this, but it was worth the trial and error :D

used a low quality snapshot my dad took on a trip last year.
(Solarius t'is so quiet, here in the land of moose, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:12, archived)
# You just used a model.
That's cheating.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:12, archived)
# :'(
you saw right through my trick, i just wanted to be part of the tilit shifters...
(Solarius t'is so quiet, here in the land of moose, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:14, archived)
# This is a real railway
and that is a real giant

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:19, archived)
# I believe this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Tube dude
Looks like he's about to eat the train. At least that'd be better excuse than "leaves on the line".
(xixax, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:45, archived)
# well
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:14, archived)
# ewwwww, that paint colour is horrible
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:15, archived)
# It's lovely.
Having said that though, I'm going through a very 70s phase. The wife's letting me decorate our bedroom like a 70s shag pad.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:16, archived)
# with rotating round bed???
(Solarius t'is so quiet, here in the land of moose, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:17, archived)
# I doubt we'll find one/get it through the doorway.
I'm going to just make us an awesome brown and orange velour headboard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:20, archived)
# and bedbugs!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Complete with avocado fountain
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Fountain in the bedroom?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:23, archived)
# ^ racist
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Nah, i'm just holding a mirror up to racism
(this seems to be the standard reply when someone is accused of being racist)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Outkast
are looking rough these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:17, archived)
# I said,
"Put the apron on, bab, the fat splashes'll ruin your new stockings."

And I prefer "Pardon?" to "What?". Far less uncouth.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:32, archived)
# I said,
"You should know by now it's better to sling the tie over your shoulder when you sit on the bog. You remember what happened last time."

What?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:40, archived)
# I like the cat food instructions written on the wall
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:20, archived)
# ha ha
hadn't seen that :)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:22, archived)
# The colours need tweaking a little but that's nice
In other news has anyone seen about North Korea today, classic "You accuse us of doing ballistic missile tests, so we are going to do ballistic missile tests"
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Works for me.
'Fae, you're a loud mouthed bitch.'

'WELL FUCK YOU'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:22, archived)
# You should have just gone
here: tiltshiftmaker.com/

* simples
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:18, archived)
# ...
yeah i saw that, but i first wanted to do it the hard way... silly me
(Solarius t'is so quiet, here in the land of moose, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:20, archived)
# You should have gone to spec savers.
Actually....can you get tilt shift glasses?
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:21, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Do they actually work or just make it look like you have some form of eye deteriation?
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:35, archived)
# I guess both

I don't know if you can buy them, but you can certainly make them. You'll need some extra lenses to put in front of the normal ones, at a slight tilt.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:18, archived)
# no clue, ut i saw tilit shift lenses for cameras the other day
(Solarius t'is so quiet, here in the land of moose, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:22, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:23, archived)
# :)
Airplane, Zurich
cfb
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:33, archived)
# nice 3d feel
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:31, archived)
# My first viewable attempt at tilt shift ...
(I helped save b3ta! cronkgarrow I remember when this were all fjords., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:06, archived)
# WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE SWINE
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)
# yay :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)
# P FUCKING IGS
If the next image challenge is pig related, im turning b3ta off for a week.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:03, archived)
# If its Swine flu then I may join you
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:03, archived)
# you know.. it probably will be
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:05, archived)
# surely the guy who picks the comp knows 'whats hip' on the board
or is it voted by us - the bufooning public?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Yes, but never lets it get in the way
not in the slightest
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:06, archived)
# All support archie
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post410570
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:06, archived)
# That'd be ok for a day
but a week of lizards in Pale blue shell suits would get irritating
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:08, archived)
# every challenge is good for a day...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Joe's one should be good for a week
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post408051
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:12, archived)
# \o/
cheers Toasty

I just thought it would give people a chance to be as random and hatstand as they wanted with hardly any limitations
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:17, archived)
# hell yes, thats what this place needs
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:39, archived)
# people don't have limitations on image challenges
they post whatever they want, and then people on here get upset that there are no limitations.

It's the circle of strife
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:45, archived)
# I always do.
Though it would be nice to have an arty one soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:08, archived)
# In the same way that I hope people will not pearoast in a new thread, follow the image Challenge brief and take part in the draw off
I hope it won't be.


Sadly, experience has taught me to stop setting my B3ta sights too high.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:07, archived)
# I was going to do an MSPaint animation of Columbo saying his classic "One more thing.....DIIIIIEEE"
Then shooting up an entire bar with a bren gun.

But then I watched the news and got depressed.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:10, archived)
# ^this :(
The challenge gods like to pick "topical" challenges on to increase b3ta's traffic, even though that topic has already been done to death in the days leading up to it.

/conspiracy theorist
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:08, archived)
# I thought they used a method similar to south park?
i.e. write ideas on the floor then cut off a chicken's head, wherever it stops running is the competition for this week.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Or it might just be an 'End of the world' compo.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:08, archived)
# If only I could believe that people would actually go away for a while
rather than staying here and getting a mard on.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:10, archived)
# this week's is pigs isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:04, archived)
# piglice
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:04, archived)
# MINE HAD A GRAPH IN IT
www.b3ta.com/board/9405029
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:05, archived)
# there's some psychology guff about how you draw a pig
whether it's front on, curliness of tail and other shite.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:05, archived)
# front facial view
leaning to the right
extra curly tail
pink
naked

yep, you're gay, no doubt about it
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Wonderful!
*minces off*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:12, archived)
# it's not that good, look at my pig down there:
Toward the bottom, you are pessimistic, and have a tendency to behave negatively.
Facing left, you believe in tradition, are friendly, and remember dates (birthdays, etc.)
Facing right, you are innovative and active, but don't have a strong sense of family, nor do you remember dates
Facing front, you are direct, enjoy playing devil's advocate and neither fear nor avoid discussions.
With many details, you are analytical, cautious, and distrustful.
With few details, you are emotional and naive, they care little for details and are a risk-taker.
With less than 4 legs, they are insecure or are living through a period of major change.
With 4 legs showing, they are secure, stubborn, and stick to their ideals.
The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are.
The bigger the better. You did not draw any ears, you are not a good listener!
The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life.
And again more is better!

drawapig.desktopcreatures.com/
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:10, archived)
# With 4 legs...
showing you know how many legs a pig has...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Hahaha, the length of a tail indicates your sex life?!
HAHAHAHAHAA. God that's worse than those personality test things 15 year old girls do.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Hmm, I suppose that's relatively true, but still generic enough to apply to anyone!

Toward the middle, you are a realist.
Facing front, you are direct, enjoy playing devil's advocate and neither fear nor avoid discussions.
With many details, you are analytical, cautious, and distrustful.
With 4 legs showing, they are secure, stubborn, and stick to their ideals.

The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are.
The bigger the better. You drew large ears, you are a great listener!

The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life.
And again more is better! You drew medium sized tail
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Just slip this in here
We all know how this started, someones been shagging a pig....




(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:09, archived)
# I think she sucked me off once
behind a wheelie bin in Leeds
(Super Jet Shoes, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:11, archived)
# I was just sick :(
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Excellently shopped!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Churs!
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:31, archived)
# hehe

(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Ron (the ginge) is already infected.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Dear gods - is that David Jason?
This is full of woo and disturbing in both sexy and thusly unsettling ways.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Hahahaha
This would work well enough without the pig imho
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Fucking swine flu
Part of me wishes it would wipe out 40% of the world's population. It might give the scaremongering cunts on TV something to validate their existence with...
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)
# it would fix the environment
but it would inconvenience people from getting to Tesco a bit, so best not eh.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Oh Jesus Christ!

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Haha yes
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:05, archived)
# could we choose which 40%
through some sort of compulsory IQ test ballot?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)
# How many people suddenly got excited at the possibility of this?
then felt very ashamed :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)
# *waits for the shame to kick in
*still nothing
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:04, archived)
# I would choose the top 40%
because then afterwards I would be one of the greatest minds of our time
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:05, archived)
# I didn't feel ashamed.
I've been suggesting this for years - along with reversible sterilisation of newborns followed by parenting tests when they come of age/want to have kids.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:11, archived)
# It amazes me how many people think you're Doctor Mengler for suggesting such stuff
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:14, archived)
# I know. It exemplifies my point of how stupid and ignorant people generally are.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Like whether one can spell the word 'existence'?
*EDIT* Congratulations, y'ninja bastad.
You get to live until the next phase.
And I'm not surprised you're trying to cheat yourself at the crossword.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:02, archived)
# then there wouldn't be anybody to clean the telephones
and we'd all die out from an ear infection
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:37, archived)
#
Oh yeah babeiii!

I do love that matte painting though. Probably the best thing about the film. Well, either that, the orangutang or the jack russel with the wheels. Come to think of it, there were quite a few memorable bits in babe 2
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)
# I like the bit in teh first one
when the shark comes up on the boat
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)
# errrr
dont you mean the bit where the guy is looking for his cat, jones and gets killed in the room with the chains?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:02, archived)
# no, that was Alien, you numpty
I'm talking about Babe, you know, the pig that flies a spitfire against the Ruskies in the Frankie Goes to Hollywood Two Tribes video
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:05, archived)
# That's the one where Voldemort turns out to be Nice Guy Eddie's father.
And the woman at the next table says "I'll have what he's having."
Then drives into the Grand Canyon. Chased by bats.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:06, archived)
#

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)
# oh she loves it the slag.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)
# In other news
maybe there is a god.
www.guardian.co.uk/money/2009/apr/29/iggy-pop-swiftcover-insurance-advert-ban
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)
# The biggest selling out since selling and outness was invented
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)
# And that nonsense started the same week Ron Asheton died.
This tramp nearly wept, but couldn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)
# *googles*
YEH!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:04, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Hahahaha I read about that in the Metro.
I could hear the sound of a thousand* B3tans laughing righteously.

*Not actual size
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Ahhh really....
Guardian 'breaking' news...my arse!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:04, archived)
# hahaha
naughty Gordon
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)
# hahaha
When's it due?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)
# oh she looks so unhappy
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Trailer park boys!
WOOOOOOOOOOO!

Eat some cheeseburgers, Randy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)
# i have yet to see this programme
is it good?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:50, archived)
# extremely
Oddly, the film is actually not a bad introduction to the series, in that most of the major characters appear in it, fulfilling their archetypes well.

It is gently and amusingly heartwarming, and Bubbles is possibly the only person on TV I have ever wanted to be, however briefly.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:51, archived)
# ^THIS^
it looks really silly at first but its funny as hell and poignant beyond belief! i watched the whole lot now, go here you can stream a few episodes to see if its worth buying!

www.alluc.org

:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Christ, is it sexeh o'clock already?
Most of us aren't even drunk yet!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:50, archived)
# then most of you aren't god damned trying hard enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:52, archived)
# *collapses*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)
# hahaha
what's that from?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Trailer Park Boys
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:03, archived)
# trailer park boys I reckon
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:07, archived)
# hahahahah
thats ace!

What is the source anim from? It is rather good
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)
# ^ Trailer Park Boys
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:06, archived)
# hahahaha
big fat scottish gut...POOH I CAN SMELL HIM FROM 'ERE
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:12, archived)
# zoiks

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)
# I second this
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)
# WIN.
When he was the woman he was the best - one of my favourite scenes ever*.

*Does not include lesbians
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)
# :D
genius
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)
# full of win
did anyone ever try and play Magic Carpet in magiceye mode?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)
# hahahhahah! full of Woo and Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)
# incredible
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)
# :)

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Luckily for me I can never see them things.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)
# The top book cover is a mouse
Woo! Monkeon . . . more class!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Ace!
CALL TO JOHN, NOW
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)
# lol fontmatching


EDIT Damn. W*rk. Sorry to post and run.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)
# No I'm not
I'm in the office.
(waxdart hello., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)
# brillinantly done
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Hahaha
sorta related but I'm still hearing rumours that Terry Gillian may be the director for the last Harry Potter movie.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)
# you can knock that rumour on the head
he was the first choice of JK Rowling from the first movie, and is always being sprung up as a 'possible' director.
The last movie is currently being shot back to back (in two parts) with the same director as the last two films, David Yates.
the studios will never use Gilliam due to his 'relationship' with them.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)
# the harry potter actor must be about 25 now
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)
# He is so gonna do a Michael Jackson and go entertainingly nuts.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)
# he's already got his cock out on stage and pretended to fuck horses
you can't go much mentaller surely?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)
# ...bestiality of all the animals?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)
# hahahahah
Surely a Daniel Radcliffe version of I Love Horses has been done?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)
# The sorting hat has chosen you for geekendor:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)
# either that or the press pieces that were stuck everywhere back in January ;)
They've been filming since February :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:51, archived)
# I am pretty sure if anyone compiled a list of every film Gilliam has at some point been rumoured to bo going to direct
I don't know how long it would be, but it would be a bloody long list
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Including Weekend at Bernie's II:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)
# hahhahahaha! Brilliant!
is anyone else worrying that the new compo tonight will be "Show us the impact of Pig Flu"? It's all well and good for a day of bandwagoning, but a whole week of it?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)
# not if we vote for this *blatant whorage ahead: shows a bit of leg*
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post410570
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)
# You have my click
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)
# It was the flash of leg, wasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:43, archived)
# *works everytime ;)
Crikes: I have a link I have been meaning to show you for bloody ages
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)
# *I'm all ears*
/and legs
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)
# gazz'ed
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)
# FOR ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THE WORLD ARCHIE SPAM THE FUCK OUT OF THIS BRILLIANT IDEA
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Marvellous suggestion :D
WebSherriff ahoy :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)
# they're all run by the Illuminati, we'll be ok ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)
# LOLOLOL OINKY OINKY OINKY


I think this is like the funniest and best produced commentaries i've ever done I should have tagged it
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)
# you know, there's no reproductive potential in showing off your formulas..
(hobbledehoy don't make me laugh..bitterly, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)
# yeah, that's because I happen to know what the solution looks like
off the top of my head, I'd actually have to put effort in otherwise.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Is a poor sine?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)
# That joke should cos you to be jailed.
excellent punage.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Awwww, that's adorable!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)
# ...and with that it's back to work for me
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)
# ha
ace
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)
# oink oink
*cough*
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Arf!
Isn't there one missing?

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)
# that's actually rather good
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Can I get this in before this goes off the bottom?
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:18, archived)
# COME TO JOE'S SHITTY FALSE GOATEE STORE!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)
# ohhh
very clever

*clicks*
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)
# wiiariyp
edit: how rude of me! i like this moody piece
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)
# qaaetuwk
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)
# quaaaaack
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Quit Asking AVagabond Every Time Uber Work... errr.... Komes?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Oh now this is good...
your rain has improved... what's changed?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)
# I do it backwards these days.
A bit like steaming.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)
# pssst! "siver"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Siv´er
v. i. 1. To simmer

Eh?
(waxdart hello., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)
# I went past a Plumber's van yesterday
He does Boiler Replacment
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)
# You are so gonna to get caught!
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)
# What's that then, Ted?
*whistles*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)
# pssst, last word typo
oh, and woo to the pic
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Speaking of rain and peices of silver
I've been waiting for a pond at uni to dry up enough so I can collect all the coins without getting my feet wet, I was thinking it would probably only take another day, but it rained today :(

and yes, your rain is smaller and nicer.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I've said it before I've said it again! I LOVE YOU!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:03, archived)
# howls all round
great stuff:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Gargantuwoo
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Nice Battenberg motif there
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Hands off the battenburg!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)
# No no!
The Police are the GOOD guys, you racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:07, archived)
# so was the child catcher
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:08, archived)
# ^this^
those kids were frightfully annoying
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:08, archived)
# mmmm... Truly Scrumptious
I so want a jammie dodger riot shield
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:07, archived)
# yums
I am so hungry now

hello Mr S
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:10, archived)
# *waves*
hiya fella
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)
# It'd complement your fudge helmet perfectly.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)
# You promised you'd never mention that again
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)
# great shopping, but you know what?
I have actually never seen chitty chitty bang bang, so im not quite sure whats going on here.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:08, archived)
# It's a bit long for a kids film
It's one of the west end shows I've seen and it was rather ace... the car actually worked the night I saw it which apparently was quite rare
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:09, archived)
# /\ this
usually I don't make that admission as people tend to assume I didn't have a 'normal' childhood
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)
# fuck that
i'd rather watch transformers the movie, star fleet or MASK than some rubbishy bank holiday film with singing and dancing in. I have no shame for not watching it.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)
# for something so utterly twee, it's actually quite watchable
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)
# It's one of the only musicals
I can actually watch. Most of them I can't stand. Mamma Mia is fucking awful. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang has lots of awesome in it. Benny Hill, Lionel Jeffries, Dick Van Dyke, James Robertson Justice, Arthur Mullard, Barbara Windsor and of course, the Child Catcher. He's proper creepy.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)
# self aware robots from the Planet Cybertron land on earth, they disguise themselves as vehicles with fantastic ablities
one of them befriends a typical school boy and his smoking hot girlfriend.

they all run about a city after some sort of cube.

the end
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)
# n00b, that's the plot to episode 108 of the bill
It's actually about this massive shark that hassles a beach community until a lifeguard blows up a propane canister in its gob.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)
# my mistake it should read..
Zach Braff shuffled through life in a lithium-induced coma until his mother's death inspired a vacation from the pills to see what might happen. A moderately successful TV actor living in Los Angeles, "Zach" hasn't been home to the Garden State in nine years. But even with 3,000 miles between them, he's been unable to escape his domineering father Gideon and the silencing effect he's had on his son from afar. Stunned to find himself in his hometown after such a long absence, Zach finds old acquaintances around every corner living quite unique lives as gravediggers, fast food knights and the panderers of pyramid schemes. Meanwhile, at home, he does his best to avoid a long-simmering but inevitable confrontation with his father. By a twist of fate, Large meets Sam, a girl who is everything he isn't. A blast of color, hope and quirks, Sam becomes a sidekick who refuses to ride in his sidecar. Her warmth and fearlessness give Large the courage to open his heart to the joy and pain of the infinite abyss that is life
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)
# You sod! I was looking forward to watching season 2 of The Wire,
and now you've ruined it for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)
# chortle
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Christ! The Child Catcher looks even more disturbing than usual there...
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:08, archived)
# The most disturbing version of the child catcher.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dNEFeiyapk#t=0m45s
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)
# i have no sound here, but even so that is ace
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Bwaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha
*office total collapse and a little bit of wee leakage*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)
# i love your teeth in your pics
im rubbish at them
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)
# I made myself a smallbrainfield character by accident!
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)
# hahah
i love that guy. He's in loads of comedy things i like. I most fondly remember him for the chuckling man in alan partridge and something else that i cant quite put my finger on...

What was his name?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Kevin Eldon.
See also: Big Train
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Fist of Fun, TMWRNJ, Jam, pretty much anything Stewart Lee has done, parts in Spaced, and various ones alongside Mark Heap.
Also he was in Hyperdrive (pretty much the only decent thing in that show)
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)
# *forms Kevin Eldon appreciation society with Jeru*
Also, a selection of scenes from Pinter plays with Bill Bailey...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)
# He also did the Speaker's series of monologues for Resonance FM, which I thoroughly suggest you download now.
www.spoffle.com/humour/kevin-eldon-speakers-monologue-series/

Or at least #1, #3, #5, #6, and #7 anyway.
The 3rd one Space is literally one of the funniest and bizaariest things I've ever heard.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)
# *broadcasts to office*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)
# also one memorable episode of Black Books
and a cameo on one of Bill baileys stand up DVDs
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)
# JA
DAS HOKEY COKEY
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)
# YESH - thats the bugger! Ta!
The barber in nathan barley
Brass eye
big train
jam
alan partridge
fist of fun

He is teh talent. Peter baynham and that googly eyed bloke who played tony hayers in AP are ace too
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Kevin Eldon, he says despite it's already been said down there.
The bit with him in Alan Partridge was brilliant where he just squeezes past someone in a corridor

"This is like cars!"
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)
# i sell kitchens
but i i i i cant actually cook!


'few too many blacks'

He doesnt have many lines in that ep, but theyre ace
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)
# I love Kevin Eldon more than life itself.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)
# wahey
classic SmallBrainfield
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)
# sunshine and lollipops and rainbows!
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)
# haha
I have a friend who gets genuinely upset if I do an impression of the child catcher.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)
# This took FAR too long
The idea was there, but the execution was an uphill struggle.


I was meant to make it look like a rap video, with lowriders, honeyz and champagne, but it was taking so long to find source images i just fucked it off and ended up with what you see here. I want those 45 mins back.

EDIT: Oh FUCK - just before a super long, scroll right off the screen pic :-((((((
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Hehe! Here have a pogo poodle...
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:04, archived)
# is it cos hes blak
(waxdart hello., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:04, archived)
# What? Barak Obama is black?
That's just silly. Whoever heard of a black president?
(Las Tonterias with a hint of cervical mothballs, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)
# hahaha
I like the idea of honeyz and champagne.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:04, archived)
# ello taters.
Managed to tear your thoughts away from Suzanne Virdee long enough to get a pic made?
There's hope for you yet!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:09, archived)
# 'lo mister tramp
I read the story of how you got your name a few days ago - rather amusing!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)
# 'twas a fun weekend.
Breaking into a Grade I-listed pier merely to sleep there is great.
Breaking out, with a hangover, over suddenly forbiddingly high spiked railings, is another matter.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Heh, he looks a bit FRESH
in that last frame.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)
# To Bel Air Force One!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)
# noon!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)
# haha.
Poor Jorge!
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Tesco value Joker?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:52, archived)
# haha.. ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)
# haha
why so cheapskate?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Tesco value Michael Jackson
(waxdart hello., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:57, archived)
# NO, JorGE
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Poor old Jorge...
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)
# oh dear.
Poor old Jorge...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Brilliant!
Silly Jorgé!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:52, archived)
# hazhaha
top work BBBBBBBBBBBBB
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:54, archived)
# hahaha! He's put on the anti-flu OINKment
he'll have to STY at home until he feels lees PORKly


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:54, archived)
# that was a bit HAM fisted...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:55, archived)
# hey! rasher-n the puns Dave!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:55, archived)
# yeah.. stick to Photochopping.
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:02, archived)
# stop hogging the puns
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:57, archived)
# silly porcine
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)
# these puns are such a bore.
(waxdart hello., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:03, archived)
# you are sow right
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Pig Flu is really kicking in
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)
# rich fulcher?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)
# rough felcher?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:44, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
brill
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:55, archived)
# hahafucking ace
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Hahhahahahahahahah! *clicks, and clicks again*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)
# if they said you could catch swine flu
by breathing germs in up your bum, would millions of gullible twunts stick corks up their arses?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:01, archived)
# No, but
they would stick special anti-germ corks up their arses.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Anti-bacterial anal invader 3000™
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:05, archived)
# I think I'd be more concerned that I suddenly had lungs in my arse.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:04, archived)
# concerned?
you could have a bath upside down
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Hahah
One of the few LOLpigs posts that made me laugh

culiick
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:03, archived)
# brilliant
*runs off back to work*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Ace
Have a click
(zebby wasting irony here on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Following the example of the US and now British army, the met publish their own video game in a hope to help recruitment figures.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Hahahaha ace!
Hit a hippy and win a prize!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Size/frames??
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Can't I just do it for fun?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)
# No bridge - No Shark - Not Real
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:40, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Hahahha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:44, archived)
# chortles
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:08, archived)
# "Protests, never been so much fun"
love it BTW
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:40, archived)
# *jools*

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:40, archived)
# *Jops*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)
# *James Deans*
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:42, archived)
# pew pew pew
TJ : anyone like scrubs?
hmv.com/hmvweb/displayProductDetails.do?ctx=280;-1;-1;-1;-1&sku=379072 £4.99 for season 1 :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)
# I've just started getting into it
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:44, archived)
# I really like Zach Braff
til I watched Garden State.

Now I think he's a pretentious twat.

Consequently I can't watch Scrubs anymore
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)
# he probably just wanted to do the opposite of scrubs after 4000 episodes of 'wackyness'
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:52, archived)
# I rather enjoyed Garden State
I think it may be a film that benefits largely from never having heard of it before watching.

Also, the last season of scrubs is a bit odd. To save money, each major cast member is not appearing in two episodes. My flatmate and I have been playing spot-the-missing-person all season.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)
# hahahhaha! that is superb! :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Thanks,
You have NO IDEA how long it took.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Cannon Fodder FTW!
Best thing was when you clipped a baddie and they lay about yelping.
*read that back, is worried about his idea of fun
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Sometimes one of your own men would do that
and you could finish him off
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:46, archived)
# It was the right thing to do
*sobs
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Haha, yeah, I was going to include the little animation for that but it was getting murdered by compression as it is.
Plus you can barely see anything at 300 pixels wide.

I did put in the weird tribal people who evaporate into a skeleton though.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:44, archived)
# WAR! Never been so much fun!
*clicks repeatedly*

*gets stuck on level 8*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Dammit, why am I still doing stuff which was topical two weeks ago?
We're all going to die now!!
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Gordon meets the virus....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)
# The sheer over-the-top ridiculousness of this made me chuckle
Thank you sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:34, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Also, you could blur it to fuck and write DeesIllustration.com at the bottom
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:36, archived)
# hahhahaha, moley, you are a loon :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:35, archived)
# The culprit

(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)
# *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:38, archived)
# eurgh!
I'm suddenly regretting my microwave reheated sausage cooked 2 days ago sandwich with mustard and caramelised onion may now.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Eeeeeek!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:39, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Oh FFS!

* Barfs a little
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Can you smell bacon?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:40, archived)
# pfft
i don't know which is scarier
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)
# ...Cryin' over town...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:31, archived)
# and....

In other news
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)
# It's true though, innit
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)
# haha
so they should. I love Newsbiscuit
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)
# *looks* *enjoys*
Have you tried The Daily Mash? Highly recommended.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:45, archived)
# snot loading :(
edit: working now *bookmarks*
thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:55, archived)
# oh dear, seems to be yo-yoing today
"Funny, it's never done that before."
My fave of recent times (barely topical now), was about Sir Fred Goodwin refusing to give back his RBS pension... Google cache version
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Is this in the advent of Jade's death?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Jade's Dead!

TELL ME IT ISN'T TRUE....

* Sobs
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Lead up
(waxdart hello., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Everything dies
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:39, archived)
# What?
Even Petterson?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:42, archived)
# everybody dave
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Elvis!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Ewe lost that lovin feeling?
...Ewe'll be lonesome tonight???
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:35, archived)
# The Wonder of Ewe...

Jailhouse Flock
Woollen Heart
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Blue Suede Ewes
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:39, archived)
# So Close Yet So Baaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)
# You were Always on My Farm
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:42, archived)
# BlueBaaaaaaaa'ry Hill
(where I found my thrill)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:44, archived)
# The Beach Boy Eves
Eve Christmas
Comeby and By
Dixie Land Flock
I Can't Stop Loving Ewe
etc etc etc:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Hahaha
I saw the dog and knew he needed a quiff:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Is he singin'
'Stuck in the middle with Ewe'?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)
# his shoes are not blue
thats not the WOAH A ELVIS DOG!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:40, archived)
# arf..looks like he's tryin'to force one out
and that dog's quiff is summat special
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:03, archived)
# the worlds worst
(whowotme nipple clamps, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Hahahaha I love it!

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)
# ^ needs more floppy CDC
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)
# The use of 'floppy' in this post amuses me
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:30, archived)
# What kind of lock is a Don anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:31, archived)
# eh?
aright chaps and chappets I have to go, turn in my keys of my former dorm room. Have a nice life, see you on the next online moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:34, archived)
# You have a Floppy Don Key

I just wondered what a Don was?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Thats gonna be one clean window come morning
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:31, archived)
# heh heh
world needs more o'these worst-ofs.....:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)

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