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[challenge entry] Something wasn't quite right.....


(B3taByter Meh, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Anyone ever seen the shop "Ben's Cookies"? They have a bunch of shops mostly in the south
Anyway, they are brutally ripping off Quentin Blake in their logo:
www.viewlondon.co.uk/upload/venues/img_bens_150.jpg

Let's march on them with placards.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:08, archived)
# yes they are
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:10, archived)
# I'm from Bath
where there's been one for years. The reason that 'Ben' looks like a Quentin Blake picture is because the man himself drew him: www.benscookies.com/uk/index.htm
(B3taByter Meh, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Oh, well. Thanks for completely debunking my theory.
I'm from near Bath.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Can I join the West Country clique, please?
I grew up near Glastonbury.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Somebody make a profile badge
Ideally including the Wurzels
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:19, archived)
# I lived in Taunton for 3 years
does that count?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Yeah definitely.
Anyone south of Gloucester and west of Swindon can be in our gang.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:23, archived)
# I am glad I moved back to south Oxfordshire :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Oh God, I'm not that provincial
Didn't you hear me

IM FROM BATH

It's well posh there innit.
(B3taByter Meh, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:22, archived)
# about as posh as the dump i was born in....
Keynsham :s

not sure which is worse.. there or Weston super mud
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:35, archived)
# indeed
a zummerzet b3ta badge
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:22, archived)
# you are all sheepshagging farmer types
who can drive tractors and can't pronounce words such as 'tooth'
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:24, archived)
# GERT LUSH, THAS WOT WE IS
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:24, archived)
# you know that geordies
have the expression "geet lush" that means exactly the same thing? I find that odd that such a strange colloquialism exists at opposite ends of the country and nowhere else.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Fuckin' lush ideal, innum.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:31, archived)
# I had a bath once.
Am I in?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:26, archived)
# You're a member only while in the bath.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:31, archived)
# What if your member is in the bath but you aren't?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Member with no voting rights.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:40, archived)
# we haven't exactly established
where 'near bath' is.
(B3taByter Meh, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Tiny little village half way in between Bath and Bristol.
Population of about 10.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:40, archived)
# which one?
I hail from keynsham, so should know it
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Blagdon be its name.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:56, archived)
# My Mrs is from
Wikcham, near Newbury. It took me 15 years to batter that accent out of her.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Arf, it is a beautiful accent.
Even Bill Bailey lost his because he felt it would be good for his career.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:06, archived)
# being in the business
of storytelling I expect that making oneself actually understood by the audience could be considered a boon ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:17, archived)
# not a million miles from me
:~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:10, archived)
# be gentle

gentle rough and dry
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Are you suggesting his holiness often receives oral sex from cardinals while doing DIY, and insists they keep their hats on?
To hull.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:57, archived)
# how rude!
he's obviously just innocently giving his sunday roast potatoes a final shiggling to get them nice and crispy whilst wearing his papal oven glove
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Or it could be his vast, clothed popal penis.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:25, archived)
# pffffft :)
got thee naan bread
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Ha, that or wanking into a hat...
Also, ams it realphotosunday? Haves somes Sheeps!



I'm selling cards if you feel like giving 60p to a poor student (the website takes the rest)

http://www.redbubble.com/people/Jorvic
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:09, archived)
# hahaha
sheep from mwnt
my favourite welsh placename to laugh at :)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:23, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:02, archived)
# for gods sake
don't tile this image, or everyone will fall asleep!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Fell asleep and nearly rolled off the cliff when i took it!
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:07, archived)
#
I see your RPS sheeps and raise you

2 baby meerkats

(I helped save b3ta! Jinxy13 is hating the S key, right about now., Sun 10 May 2009, 15:50, archived)
# I fold!
thats just too cute!
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:02, archived)
# one more for good luck
(I helped save b3ta! Jinxy13 is hating the S key, right about now., Sun 10 May 2009, 16:12, archived)
# hitler youth:(
taught him all his joinery skills:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:11, archived)
# ...just keep driving...
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Sun 10 May 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Poor clowns.
=(
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:16, archived)
# That is a lot of Cs
I like your drawing style, I draw in the same way
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:17, archived)
# with a pencil
in your ass?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:18, archived)
# it is the only way to do it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Thanks
I'm not terribly fond of it... very messy. But beats my shitastic shopping skills.

(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Sun 10 May 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Most of my drawings are scruffy and more sketch like
I can make them neat, I just get bored as it takes longer
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Yeah
Now and then I look at some of them and say 'I could do SO much better' but then... when I'm around here... I feel scruffy and that just seems to fit better. *shrug* And with some pictures they just don't work as well cleaned up and smoothed out. Back in my school days the teachers always condemned my work for being too smooth. Said I needed texture in my world. LOOK AT ME NOW, BITCH! HAHAHA!
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Sun 10 May 2009, 14:26, archived)
# hahaha :D
Art is what you make it, not what some tosser tells you it is

Found my pastels out yesterday, now the good stuff will appear :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Yay!
Get a move on!
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Sun 10 May 2009, 14:31, archived)
# I will be
Just hope i can get back to how good i was
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:45, archived)
# and the reason they were teachers
and not multimillion squid famous artists was because.....

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:35, archived)
# they have
backbones
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Sun 10 May 2009, 17:57, archived)
# crazy comedy car causing causeway chaos
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:18, archived)
# run 'em over
i do:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:30, archived)
# happy sunday everyone
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Ooh.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Hello Cleo
How are you?

I've just made some parkin and later I will be making a prawn curry :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Hello Otterby
I'm fine, and you?

I just finished my bangers and mash and may be going to get a cupcake.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:14, archived)
# argh
you're both making me hungry
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Then go and shove bread down your gullet.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:17, archived)
# i might go have some cocktail sausages
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Seems sensible.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:19, archived)
# i did this instead
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Oh how delicious! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:33, archived)
# I had a nice Calzone yesterday, the Italian market was in town
The balsamic vinegar they had was sexy lovely, you could just drink straight from the bottle
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Oh we've got some a bit like that
I want to try what it suggests, get some ice cream and drizzle it over.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:28, archived)
# I wish I had got some, but I don't really know what to do with it and I would end up just drinking it
Fuck, I've just remembered I've forgot to get some nan bread, see you in a mo
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:31, archived)
# I've just put an enormous shoulder of lamb in the oven.
With lots of garlic and rosemary.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:19, archived)
# ah
lamb can fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Lamb is my favourite meat.
Especially shoulder or shank.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:23, archived)
# You slow cooking it?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:26, archived)
# I'm giving it at least 4 hours.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:26, archived)
# I had some mutton a few months ago
They had left it cooking for 8 hours, it just melted in your mouth, it was amazing
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:29, archived)
# What? O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:24, archived)
# can't stand it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:26, archived)
# O_O
Best meat ever
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:27, archived)
# I am good, too many things to do :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:16, archived)
# I have very little to do at the moment.
But I can do many pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:17, archived)
# That is on my list of things to do, draw, draw and draw
Spent yesterday having a big clear out of all my stuff, will be doing the same today
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:19, archived)
# nice :)
I need to do some of that.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:28, archived)
# pretty pretty
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Oooh boy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:13, archived)
# LOL HALP!
:) (very nice, of course)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Skin Two
magazine cover?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:17, archived)
# no
but it could well have been
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:18, archived)
# have you got
the rest of the image?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:20, archived)
# sadly no
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Phwoar.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:19, archived)
# *drops monocle into martini*
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sun 10 May 2009, 14:22, archived)
# [I say!]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:32, archived)
# woo
*strokes*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Phwoar!
(Sneezy Badger can't wait to quit his job on, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:17, archived)
# EWcomics 59 - Transplants


Click for bigger (121 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Om nom nom
How tasty!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:11, archived)
# hehehe :)
The parkin is cooked (Using the right recipe this time, stupid fucking bbc), got to leave the damn thing for a week before you can eat it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:11, archived)
# so ... oatmeal, or no oatmeal? :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Can't get it any where, so I used porridge oats and used a recipe from 1977 :D
So shit loads of butter and all things bad for you :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Awww yeah! That is what I would probably be talking about!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:21, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:16, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Touche
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:21, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:31, archived)
# I did this for that person on livejournal


(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 10 May 2009, 13:38, archived)
# That's an awesome style, veyyy niiice. I'd probably prefer more defined outlines or something though.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 10 May 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Indeed.
But I was being lazy.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 10 May 2009, 13:52, archived)
# pwhoar!!! would she appreciate me adding her?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 May 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Nobody would.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 May 2009, 13:43, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 10 May 2009, 13:46, archived)
# david icke is such a retard
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 May 2009, 13:47, archived)
# his mind control in making you think that is successful
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 10 May 2009, 13:48, archived)
# david icke has devoted his life to uncovering the truth about how the world is governed
how can you call him a retard?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 May 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Like this
www.b3ta.com/board/9435231
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 May 2009, 13:58, archived)
# You're a lizard and a jew and part of the illuminati. The knights templar had something
to do with king arthur and he lived in cornwall...you live somewhere near or in cornwall, you like snakes, they're reptiles, you also have curly hair and wear a funny hat like the jews. YOU ARE WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE WORLD BY MY INFLATABLE LOGIC!!


.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 May 2009, 14:01, archived)
# :(
sad but true. people would appreciate me multiplying them even less.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 May 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Chin up, Peace-man.
You'll stick it somewhere eventually :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 May 2009, 13:48, archived)
# even if it's in the post
to a tv news show

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 10 May 2009, 13:48, archived)
# now that's an idea. have this old one:

and this new one

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 May 2009, 13:50, archived)
# lol, emo
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 10 May 2009, 13:53, archived)
# rofls boo hoo hoo.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 May 2009, 13:55, archived)
# see! it's not so bad is it!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 10 May 2009, 13:58, archived)
# I thought you antipodeans did cricket scores backwards?
We didn't lose 51 wickets.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 10 May 2009, 13:58, archived)
# I did it for the benifit of people that can't read the score the right way around
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 May 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Aw, cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:04, archived)
# sure.
everybody wants an internet stalker ( I just didn't want mine to turn out to be David 'Crackpotttt' Dees )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 10 May 2009, 13:52, archived)
# at least you haven't been accused of being a homosexual DHS torturer yet
beat that :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 10 May 2009, 13:53, archived)
# ooh no but I did get this recently.
"wow, you are a psychotic old man, aren't you?
why do you insist on writing crap about me? It is quite
entertaining, keep it up, people love it.
You have zero basis to write all these lies, you are the delusional tosser here, you believe that chemtrails are water vapor, but there was no criss crossing and whiting out of the skies by chemtrails till l999, show me a photo of commercial airlines doing it before then, you can't, they did not exist, contrails disappear, chemtrails do not.

So fuck off old sheeple man, your head is up your ass to far to even look at the sky."

I think I've given him far too much attention now. It only feeds his narcissistic personality disorder.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:01, archived)
# good grief. I never realised!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 May 2009, 14:05, archived)
# fun isn't it!
:D

nice deflection from the real conspiracies

the system works :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:16, archived)
# he is a tiresome loon
I got a vid link from him, and it had some commentators discussing how planes were 'obviously' doing loop-the-loops, as there were several contrails crossing.

Or, perhaps, 2 different planes?

It's like a strange corollary to Occam's razor : "given the choice between making a simple thing more complicated, and multiplying the number of simple things, choose the latter"

or something. ie : 2 planes is simpler than one plane acting weirdly.

*mutter rant grumble grr*
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:19, archived)
# he seems to have completely ignored me, I feel awfully left out.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 May 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Re: Dees ARTþ
From: [email protected]


You are the most talented, prolific artist I know.

I'm glad I could give you a little something back for your brilliant contributions to the cause of liberty.
I appreciate your talent, courage and insights.


All the best,
Don

I'm honestly impressed that he manages to make his website accessible to the FUCKING BLIND!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 10 May 2009, 13:55, archived)
# dude, the sheeple are blind
that's the point :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 10 May 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Adding her to what?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 10 May 2009, 13:52, archived)
# on live journal, so i can be her friend, her extra special friend!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 May 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Haha.
I've not been on lj in ages.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 10 May 2009, 13:58, archived)
# me neither, bad people I know are there. I dislike them.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 May 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Nice :D
Looks better if I stand really far away, though.
;]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 May 2009, 13:45, archived)
# I blame the artefacts :P
Red is horrible for that.

Ta mate :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 10 May 2009, 13:53, archived)
# That's rather lully:D
Also anyone seen
Bill Bailey's Remarkable Guide to the Orchestra on teh BBC? Fucking fantastic. The Dialy Mail will have to shut up about the waste of licence player's money for a while!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 May 2009, 13:49, archived)
# I would like to.
Is it on iplayer?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 10 May 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Yeah
I'm watching it on there now. Done at the Roayal Albert Hall with the BBC Phili orchestra.

EDIT: He uses some old material like the TV themes and Cockney music in classical. But why wouldn't he if he got to do it with a full orchestra?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 May 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Well they own shares in ITV.
So obviously they won't.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 10 May 2009, 13:58, archived)
# And have you seen the ITV site?
Utter shite!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Yawn.
Not again. License fee is paid to the TV licensing authority by people who want to legally operate equipment to receive TV and Radio broadcasts. The TVLA does not fund the BBC.
The government fund the BBC as part of the broadcast charter that insists that the BBC remain a public service broadcaster ( which they barely remain by having the minimum required News bulletins per day ).

If people want to justify the TV fee by saying it pays for entertainment then that in itself would be legal grounds to challenge the fee. If of course, it actually worked the way most people think.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Really? Well thank you for informing me. You learn something new every *yawn* I appear to have fallen asleep.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:12, archived)
# I can't help it if you people
trot out the old BBC and license fee crap again. They are not connected.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Did I say it was?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:22, archived)
# pah. Wake up sheeple! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Hahaha He's doing Insect Nation with a full orchestra!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:27, archived)
# I watched it last night :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Can't have done badly for his popularity.
He's a big name but disregarding Black Books he's never done prime time.
He must have so loved doing that!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:37, archived)
# you know that he and his tortoise used to be
my neighbour in Hammersmith?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:39, archived)
# I used to see him all the time when I lived on Dalling Road
or in the Stonemason's. He's always give me weird looks for some reason. Can't blame him, I had long hair and a leather jacket. :P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:54, archived)
# hehe.
Perhaps he saw you as a threat on his territory, being as you were both scruffy louts ;)

He lives on the Grove still and buys his morning paper at the paki shop next to the Grove pub ( where he also drinks ).
We moved round the corner, a bit further into Brackenbury village but I still see him when I go down there.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:56, archived)
# When I see his stand up I always imagine the places he talks about as being in 'ammersmeeff.
The kebab shop pictures and the Pret etc.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:24, archived)
# That person?
What?

Have I missed someone from Day of the Tentacle randomly materialising on a community website?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 10 May 2009, 13:57, archived)
# This person
harveyjames.livejournal.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Oh it's the person who did Mighty Jill Off.
No-one would even know about that game if it wasn't for the paintings with the lesbians.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:06, archived)
# I've not heard of that.
I only heard about the cat girls.

These lesbians interest me though.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Meh, pretty rubbish 'jump up a massive tedious tower' platformer.
But with some painting at the start of the weird leather underpants cat woman sitting at her mistress' feet, that's it.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:16, archived)
# HARVEYJAMES'd
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:13, archived)
# YUP
YOU ARE GRAND PRIZE WINNER

YOU WIN CAT.

YOU MUST GET OWN CAT.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Hmmm...


Click for bigger (235 kb)
(Mr Jay, Sun 10 May 2009, 13:24, archived)
# bwep!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=scz-OWnMhtM
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 10 May 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Yay! Go Nein Numb!
Gotta love that guy... but suspect the designer's mind was elsewhere that day when he came up with the mouth!
(Mr Jay, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Hahaahahahhahahaha!
click
(Paper_clip You are hearing me talk, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:30, archived)
[challenge entry] nnnggghhhh!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Sun 10 May 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Pfft
Useful when facing penalties I should imagine.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 10 May 2009, 13:27, archived)
# i am in the ABU(&C) club,
but i still chuckled at the chant of

"chim chiminy, chim chiminy, chimchim, cheroo,
we've got tim howard, and he says fuck you"
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Sun 10 May 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Red Balloon

Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 May 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 10 May 2009, 13:06, archived)
# it is flying through a giant furry cat
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 10 May 2009, 13:06, archived)
# It is
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 May 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Weeeeeeee!1
In other news: Fletch Lives is on soon :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 10 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
# where's the other 98?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 May 2009, 13:09, archived)
# They were shot down by the giant furry cat
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 May 2009, 13:13, archived)
# I don't like this giant furry cat. I wish to turn it into dim sims
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 May 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Looks better in thumbnail.
But is very awesome :D I enjoy it and clicked.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 10 May 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Cheers :3
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 May 2009, 13:42, archived)
# More birds


last one I promise.


Am I the only one who doesn't have the option to host pics on b3ta
anymore?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:48, archived)
# i can't seem to find it either
this is really enjoyable
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
All week it's been failing, but I uploaded okay this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:50, archived)
# oh hey, i tried making your tree better
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 May 2009, 13:07, archived)
# :( Poor guy. He should've bought a cat that jumps out of boxes. Can't be lonely with a cat that jumps out of boxes.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 10 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
# He already has one.
But he's all out of boxes.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 10 May 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Oh shit. That's pretty much worse than anything ever.
Only one thing can cheer you up in that situation.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 10 May 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Haha
works for me
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 10 May 2009, 13:13, archived)
# i don't really like cats, let alone ones that jump out of boxes.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 May 2009, 13:10, archived)
# You're not even real.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 10 May 2009, 13:11, archived)
# correct, i have an imaginary part
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 May 2009, 13:12, archived)
# that would be your better half
(hobbledehoy don't make me laugh..bitterly, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:02, archived)
# I was just going to paint it magenta and add some swollen balls.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 10 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
# BE ORIGINAL AND INSPIRATIONAL.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 10 May 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Good enough for me
*elects*
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 10 May 2009, 13:11, archived)
# *vibrates*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 10 May 2009, 13:13, archived)
# so did I...have some custard birdies
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 10 May 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Aw :)
Now I can't eat cunstard for fear of there being a cunstard bird in there.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 10 May 2009, 13:13, archived)
# and there would be
mashed crushed and mangled for your culinary delight
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 10 May 2009, 13:16, archived)
# how very
rosaecruz.no.sapo.pt/MEcclesia/symbols/Dore-empyrean.jpg
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sun 10 May 2009, 12:50, archived)
# do you mean
the inbuilt hosting? Seems to be working fine here.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:51, archived)
# This, I like.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:55, archived)
# in built hosting works but is occasionally pissy. I get the informative error message 'the server mice got drunk'
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 May 2009, 12:57, archived)
# yeah.
Not enough RAM to perform the resize operations would appear to be a problem.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 10 May 2009, 13:01, archived)
# As well as giving mice alcohol.
cr3's just mental, he's off the rails!
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 10 May 2009, 13:03, archived)
# i just downloaded a pic that was converted and resized by b3ta hosting
I modified it a bit and saved it. It was rejected by the host as an unsuitable file format :S
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 May 2009, 13:09, archived)
# what do you expect?
you are trying to send back an image that is steeped in the taint of Australian AND Linux. You'll break the internet!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 10 May 2009, 13:27, archived)
# well *nix IS the internet so that should be fine
as for the Eau de Gum-nut, doesn't everyone like that?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 May 2009, 13:37, archived)
# BIRD INFINITY
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 10 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Yeah it took me a while to find where you upload images since cr3 changed it.
You have to go to new message, then click switch to image mode at the top.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 10 May 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Surely it's been like that
since cr3 started hosting? I don't recall it being any different, certainly not for the best part of a year.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 10 May 2009, 13:02, archived)
# You used to be able to upload them from the my images page before.
Which makes considerably more sense really.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 10 May 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Oh really?
I don't remember that ( probably because I've always used the method you describe above )
I've been thinking for ages that post a new image from the image page would be useful so it must have been some time ago.

I'll not mention it. The 'click image in the list to display on the right' was my idea, I've no chance of getting 2 ideas adopted ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 10 May 2009, 13:17, archived)
# BOIDS
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 10 May 2009, 13:03, archived)
# O DA WATA?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 10 May 2009, 13:56, archived)
# that's gorgeous
like a big circular birdie shagathon
woo
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 10 May 2009, 13:13, archived)
# a never ending spiral of nice plump chickens
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 10 May 2009, 13:48, archived)
# nice
would be a great greetings card/poster etc
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:35, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:35, archived)
# He's smiling!
Hooray! Make some more smiley pics plz

How the game coming on, can I play yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sun 10 May 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Hello bird. Don't be scared.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Can someone make this good for me? thnkthtsvrykind.


Click for bigger (38 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:44, archived)
# yer a wee bird and nae mistake
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Was that a swear?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:39, archived)
# this is the coolest thing i have ever seen.
srsly u gys
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sun 10 May 2009, 12:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:40, archived)
# likes
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:50, archived)
# likes also
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 10 May 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Yes! This is great
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Compo it.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:41, archived)
# this!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:49, archived)
# lamp!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:50, archived)
# lamp!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:52, archived)
# lamp!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:55, archived)
# slug with its head in a bucket
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 10 May 2009, 13:21, archived)
# lamp!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 10 May 2009, 13:33, archived)
# EVERYONE LOVES LAMP!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 10 May 2009, 13:54, archived)
# heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:35, archived)
# great chicken microwave
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 10 May 2009, 13:50, archived)
# 'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:53, archived)
# B-E-A
utiful
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:53, archived)
# its no sexy goat
but thanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
# oohs and ahhs appropriately
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 10 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
# hehehe
cheers! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:55, archived)
# that is rather splendid, sir :D
massively woosome

:)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:55, archived)
# thank you sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:57, archived)
# nice
do they sell those in B&Q??
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:56, archived)
# yep
but they are in high demand! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:57, archived)
# runs to shops..............
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:58, archived)
# run twisted omentum RUN!!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Ace!

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:01, archived)
# thank you!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Ooo nice!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:05, archived)
# cheers!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:10, archived)
# woah
clickt

:)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:06, archived)
# wooop
cheers :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:10, archived)
# This looks really dark on my screen
looks nice once I brightened it up

/off to calibrate monitor blog
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:08, archived)
# it is fairly dark
but then most of my pics are :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:09, archived)
# I can never get everything to display right, it's the same with really bright stuff.
the background and pedestal on the right hand side were indistinguishable
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:14, archived)
# probably
for the best any way :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:16, archived)
# no it's all good
I might be missing some of the grusome details in your zombie pics though
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:17, archived)
# :D
www.b3ta.com/board/9435135
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:26, archived)
# lordly lordy
that's fair wooish
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sun 10 May 2009, 12:17, archived)
# haha
cheers :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Giant Ball!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:21, archived)
# pocket universe!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Pocket tiger :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Freakin' cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:23, archived)
# thank you!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Any plans for the day?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:29, archived)
# nah not really
trying to think of tutorial ideas - really got to earn some more money :( you??
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Snooker!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 10 May 2009, 13:09, archived)
#

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:32, archived)
# GIS A KISS!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 10 May 2009, 11:32, archived)
# *spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Hahaha
Top stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:35, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
Strangely erotic.

EDIT: The world's most popular woman...

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
So NSFW it's untrue :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:40, archived)
# OH GOD
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:40, archived)
# looks like a vagina having cancer
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:41, archived)
# This reminds me of a bbq I once went to.

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Jesus fucking Christ
That needs shopping between a woman's legs hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:45, archived)
# here's her nan
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 10 May 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Racist^
Also fake, no chilli.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Ain't no chilli in a falafel, fool!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:53, archived)
# this may be true
but that's a kebab
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 10 May 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Ah. I stand corrected
said the man with orthopaedic shoes
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:57, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 10 May 2009, 12:02, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:06, archived)
# haha.
Why do I need such a big shoe?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Brave Jade?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 May 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Brave Jack Tweed
if he consummated
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 10 May 2009, 11:48, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
You horrible wonderful man
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:53, archived)
# queef of the damned!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Hahaha! Ningles all.
Do you think I could teabag your friend?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:36, archived)
# *lowers undergarments and backs towards screen*
*Translation: Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:37, archived)
# hah!
that is some praise!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 10 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
# *orders eleventy*
See, this is why animal cloning should be encouraged.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:39, archived)
# D:
lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Even better than the real thing
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
# there is a lot of bestiality in your life
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 10 May 2009, 11:55, archived)
# I once had a giant African land snail on each nipple
It felt so right
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:00, archived)
# I never again expect to see that sentence
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 10 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
# *giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:15, archived)
# i've got lots of them
ahould i cover myself with them :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Yes, open your mind to new sensations :P
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Autocomplete?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:50, archived)
# goat licking :(
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:59, archived)
# it's a new national sport.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:02, archived)
# which country?
*clutches passport in readiness*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Jumpin' Jesus on a trampoline
I shudder to think of what else appeared in THAT Google search...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:41, archived)
# lip-smaaaaaaaaackin'
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:38, archived)
# GOATS MOTHERFUCKER
I have just gotten out of bed, and...B#TA I love you!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:00, archived)
# I'll see myself out.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:05, archived)
# spang
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:05, archived)
# minor TJ:
I'm drawing this photo:
media.photobucket.com/image/f14/muthafunga/F14-2.jpg

Now, here's something that I don't get - the F-14 is bloody huge, yet, despite the aircraft being closer than the deckman at the right of the picture, he must either be massive or the aircraft is very much smaller. Just me being a spacker or does it look funny?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 10 May 2009, 11:10, archived)
# i think it is exceptionally dodgy perspective.
camera has managed to really flatten the image.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Hang on...
Notice how the deck behind is very clearly defined, yet the sea is blurred from the jet wash? Looks like the aircraft is actually behind the ship. Photoshopped?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 10 May 2009, 11:22, archived)
#
it does look kinda funny. perspective? foreshortening? maybe...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Do you mean the silhouette on the left of a man waving his fist?
Are you sure that is a man, and not some odd collection of pipes and other gubbins?
Is he standing in the sea?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Yep. I got a bigger version and it's clearly a dude.
They usually have a little bunker to the side of the deck so they don't get flambeed on take off.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 10 May 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Usually?
So some times they get a bit burnt?
(Sverre my password is "password", Sun 10 May 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Looks like an angry Henry to me.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:47, archived)
# F14 with people
Here's another photo with people
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:F14_on_USS_Hornet.jpg
(Sverre my password is "password", Sun 10 May 2009, 13:34, archived)
# i think he spacking?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:06, archived)
# The officer had better hope the perp's packed his mobile phone in there
Then he'll have a case to answer.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:07, archived)
# the perp??
what's the head of the catholic church got to do with this?
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:14, archived)
# He mitre be a suspect.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:16, archived)
# sets spang gun to kill
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:26, archived)
# *sets phaser to pun*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:41, archived)
# sets my phaser to pan
;P
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:53, archived)
# ee azz a berm
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:35, archived)
# a bermp?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:55, archived)
# a bermp?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:10, archived)
# *spang*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:20, archived)
# 1 think he 5 packing?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:20, archived)
# It's a mathematical riddle
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:34, archived)
# I was never any good algebra
I'm off food hunting, going to make a prawn curry
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Sounds good

I'm off soon too.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:44, archived)
# I now have the right recipe for parkin now, so I am making some more :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:45, archived)
# prawn parkin curry?
I managed to drink half a bottle of Balvenie while watching Life of Brian last night.

In retrospect, I have a headache
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 10 May 2009, 10:54, archived)
# as a hangover cure
try drinking a pint of milk and sprinting 200m




it's certain to make you feel 1074% worse
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:59, archived)
# my first task was to help someone reverse out from our drive while avoiding our 2 cars
cos I couldn't see straight enough to move either of them myself.

that was hard!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 10 May 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Ian Broudie now looks like Ringo
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:49, archived)
# I was just thinking that.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:58, archived)
# He's a 5 pack shakur
(I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:54, archived)
# hahaha!
Quality punnage
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 10 May 2009, 10:22, archived)
# That's not just any punnage
that's R&G's quality punnage:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:26, archived)
# i thnk he spanging
tj: quick, put telly on:
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:27, archived)
# disco badger baiting on ice?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 May 2009, 10:29, archived)
#
no. atomic betty
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Police, Camera, Finger Tips
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:34, archived)
# FT as well.
I assume that Furry Tomatoes new show.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:36, archived)
# haha
TJ? TJ Hooker?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:35, archived)
# mmm
Heather Locklear

fuckinell. I don't remember the hair!

www.imdb.com/media/rm3547568128/tt0083486
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 10 May 2009, 11:04, archived)
# My Goldfish is Evil is fucking ace
especially the theme music

Horrid Henry is cool too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 10 May 2009, 10:56, archived)
# you know
ever since you posted that blackboard message on friday, i've been singing it
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:38, archived)
# This one?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:35, archived)
# that one!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Fucking retards,
they are Tortoise, not turtles ;)

I bet that was an American, they can't tell the fucking difference the moronic cunts ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:37, archived)
# It's too lully to critisis.
EDIT: There is actually a galapagos sea turtle.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:40, archived)
# so much this!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 10 May 2009, 11:49, archived)
# i didn't realise that galapago actually means tortoise
so it's a tortoises tortoise, or tortoise^2
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
# semantics you numpty.
A tortoise is a turtle ( as is a terrapin and all chelonians ) but not all turtles are tortoises.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:53, archived)
# I had a play with my new wacom
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Nice tits!
Ning sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:55, archived)
# 'ningles
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Me too


PS: where's our cock?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Sorry, I'm using it today.
I'll put it back in the box when I'm done.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:00, archived)
# I woke up with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again
This happens all the time
It's detachable
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:02, archived)
# i woke up with a vague reminder of half a bottle of turps flavoured metho
my penis however, was still where i left it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 May 2009, 10:05, archived)
# IN your hands?
LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:23, archived)
# no. tragic isn't it? I can't even manage to wake up my cock in anyone's hands.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 May 2009, 10:29, archived)
# LOL!
You massive bucket of fail you :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:47, archived)
# thanks for improving my self confidence.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 May 2009, 11:09, archived)
# ANy time lovely pants :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Psycho Duck is a Psycho :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Yours is better
I did draw a CDC yesterday morning, it seemed like an appropriate calibration test.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:01, archived)
# playing with your waccom? yep tossing
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 May 2009, 10:02, archived)
# wacom, wack off
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Very nice
(if you haven't seen the new film go see it now)
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Thanks and I saw it Thursday
I still prefer TNG.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:03, archived)
# I tend to get over exicited about new films just after I have seen them
I will be able to give a more balanced opinion in a few weeks :)

I am now tempted to draw Tasha Yar but I have other things I ought to be doing.
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:07, archived)
# Needs more cock!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Trannycaptain
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:06, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:21, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:22, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:23, archived)
# hahaha
but whay time is breakfast?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:26, archived)
# Where's my packed breakfast you bitch?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:27, archived)
# Where it usually is
up ninjabadger's anus.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:31, archived)
# Sweet!
I like NinjaBadger!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:39, archived)
# lets hope you like cocopops:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:40, archived)
# *affects Puerto Rican accent*
I am coco for choco puffs!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zgxv-L8C4H4
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:41, archived)
#
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:43, archived)
# And a plumber to connect that toilet too!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:45, archived)
# calm down dear
it's only a q&d
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:46, archived)
# yes but there's shit everywhere!
I'll regret wearing white. His mum will be livid.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Pfft!
Nicely :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:28, archived)
# what is the point in twitter?
this image sums it up well.

shite
(pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:39, archived)
# 'nings

Original, for those unaware of Princess Mononoke
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 10 May 2009, 8:48, archived)
# Hahahahaha! My God.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sun 10 May 2009, 8:51, archived)
# Had a spare.
(Mechanical Wombat . Doing my bit for Darwin on, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:55, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:03, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:16, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:28, archived)
# hahaha fabulous!
(I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:58, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:35, archived)
# That's
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Morning sir!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 10 May 2009, 8:52, archived)
# Batman is gurning
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 10 May 2009, 8:57, archived)
# I thought that he was belming...
But the line is always so very blurred between facial expressions
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:04, archived)
# belming is when you put your tounge behind your bottom lip and go MNNNNNNNNNNGGGG!!
as in 'HEY FANTA PANTS!! MNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!'

Gurning is a serious sport, also known as duckfacing.

sorry about your cat.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 May 2009, 9:13, archived)
# Thanks K3b/-\b
It's been extremely rough. He'd been acting strange for three days, not doing his usual things, and making this odd 'gack!' noise every now and then. Trip to vet showed a tumour growing in his mouth, so while he was still a bit sleepy from the sedative given for the examination, I held him in my arms, told him what a great cat he was, patted him and loved him the best I could while Dr Bob helped him on his way. If any of you post the Rainbow Bridge thing, I won't be responsible for the tears. Had quite enough of them for now.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:35, archived)
# aww so sorry
hugs shazzoir :(
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Thanks, Cakie
They leave such a huge hole when they go. You know you will always outlive them, but still, you know it's worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:12, archived)
# Hahahaha
so would!

'ningles matey. What you doing here at this time on a Sunday? You wet the bed?

Strangely someone wrote just that on my khazi blackboard last night.

'ningles all. Sorry no rant today.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:13, archived)
# WHERE IS OUR GODDAMN RANT, YOU SLACKER

nings!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:15, archived)
# OK just for you.
Gamn guest left before check out and put their key under my fucking door which would have woken me uf if I hadn't been awake! I only get five quid as they did claim not their key deposit!
Bastard!
/END riverghost rant.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:18, archived)
# in english?
did they not pay their accommodation fee?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 May 2009, 9:19, archived)
# I'll type slowly and try not to use big words.
At hotels you hand in your key when you leave the building. In hostels you don't. As a result to protect against the cost of replacing the key if they are lost you charge a key deposit. Occasionally guests check out when the office is closed and just leave they key which means I get a fiver.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:26, archived)
# awesome ching ching!!
what does a fiver get you?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 May 2009, 9:32, archived)
# Half a blowjob.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:34, archived)
# Make sure you get the second half
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:44, archived)
# naaa
I don't really want someone's cock in my mouth:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Really?
*cancels bash attendance*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:56, archived)
# aaaaw
seeing as you asked so nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:11, archived)
# It's good money though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Did you run after them?
Naked?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:24, archived)
# No
but I ran about naked regardless.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:27, archived)
# No point in wasting a good streaker opportunity.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:49, archived)
# what time is breakfast?
when will it be ready?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:18, archived)
# You don't get breakfast as nobody likes you.
We only tollerate you here as we get money from the Lottery Commission.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:19, archived)
# ahahahaha
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:20, archived)
# My croissant better not be spoiled with ham and mustard.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 May 2009, 9:21, archived)
# No
you have a freshly laid three coiler in there instead. Mmmm, nutty.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:32, archived)
# hahahaha
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 May 2009, 9:33, archived)
# trying to get some colouring in done before going out
and getting distracted by that
and now getting excited by this kotaku.com/5246991/sackboy-is-the-law Little Big Planet 2000AD characters!
Fingers crossed there's a Rogue trooper in the pack
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:21, archived)
# Well try and stay inside the lines or we won't buy you a new colouring book!
I've never played Little Big Planet. I've never really been a big games person. I've played the Elderscroll ones and actually bought the relivant games consoles to play them. I play WoW too and that it. Looks cool though. :)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:30, archived)
# pfthahah
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 May 2009, 9:14, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:27, archived)
# :D
That is a great film and i really should get round to seeing the dark knight at somepoint too.
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:10, archived)
# this is splendid
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Nicely done
It looked so natural that it took me a moment :)
(I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Clearance sale
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(DJTK, Sun 10 May 2009, 8:36, archived)
# Dildos and politicians, a surefire way to hummus
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 10 May 2009, 8:39, archived)
# hahaha
that should put the fear of god into those norty white supremacist twats
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 10 May 2009, 8:44, archived)
# oh
so that's where to buy adults, then?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 10 May 2009, 8:44, archived)
# D HO?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:46, archived)
# That's the last time Mrs McFluffeh lets the Bunny of Doom babysit


(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 10 May 2009, 8:22, archived)
# off with their knackers
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 May 2009, 8:24, archived)
# 100% fact!
And you should see the procedure they use for the girls!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 10 May 2009, 8:26, archived)
# *fetches tissues*
link plz?!?!?!?!1?!!?!?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 May 2009, 8:29, archived)
# I read that as "Feltches Tissues"
Oh my mind..
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 10 May 2009, 8:32, archived)
#
how does one feltch a tissue?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 10 May 2009, 8:34, archived)
# needs pic
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 10 May 2009, 8:29, archived)
# Hmmmm, not sure how to illustrate.
But a sock puppet might be a good starting source.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 10 May 2009, 8:39, archived)
# well toddle off then
:)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 10 May 2009, 8:42, archived)
# Quck and dirty is how they, and I, do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:09, archived)
# am less disturbed by the procedure
than by the way he's written Spunker in Lolcatese on his cupboard...poor kitty must be petrified at what's going to come next!
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:23, archived)
# A side joke should the photographer and subject see this.
Which they might, actually. They could be lurking or spaz it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:31, archived)
# LET GO OF THE CAT, PASA!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:25, archived)
# Hehe
Quick TJ if I may?

How does one watch iPlayer when outside of the UK? I was hoping to see Bill Bailey's Remarkable Guide to the Orchestra, but can't access it.

Thanks for any help.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sun 10 May 2009, 8:27, archived)
# you use a telescope and point it at someone in the uk who is watching Bill Bailey's Remarkable Guide to the Orchestra.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 May 2009, 8:28, archived)
# dunno sorry
but it was bloody brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 10 May 2009, 8:29, archived)
# i missed it?
bugger.
and iplayer sucks. cable rocks
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 10 May 2009, 8:32, archived)
# I don't know exactly what you are referring to, but my guess is that you should use an (preferably english based) proxy server

www.publicproxyservers.com/page1.html

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 10 May 2009, 8:37, archived)
# Thanks for that. I'm not really sure what I'm doing. I went on several of the UK proxies
but when trying to connect to iPlayer I kept getting redirected to this

www.defilter.co.uk/browse.php?u=Oi8vd3d3LmZldGNodHYuY28udWs%3D&b=13

which seems to be something completely different.

I paid my license fee for the year *Shakes fist at BBC*
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sun 10 May 2009, 8:48, archived)
# Go here:
www.vpngates.com

It costs $15 for a month's access, but works beautifully.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:49, archived)
# oh, ja
das ist klickenwurthen
(that rabbit looks german to me)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 10 May 2009, 8:30, archived)
# i think he's
from Cleethorpes actually
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 10 May 2009, 8:32, archived)
# hahaha
so's my mum! with the inbreeding and such i may be related to a german rabbit from cleethorpes
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 10 May 2009, 8:33, archived)
# it does seem highly likely
but to check further.....are there any bricks in the vicinity of your home perchance?
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 10 May 2009, 8:38, archived)
# yes, why?
do you have kittins that need vasectomisering?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 10 May 2009, 8:46, archived)
# no
but i have some that might need to be taught about about having their temperature taken in a caring child-friendly manner.

are you available on Tuesdays?
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 10 May 2009, 8:51, archived)
# yes. i got kicked from cake decoration class
i've stopped gaining weight though :)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:20, archived)
# what were you decorating them with
to get chucked out?????
i think the world needs to know
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:26, archived)
# man-fat
it probably wouldn't be so bad if i had only decorated my own.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:42, archived)
# ewww...they did right
man-fat is not for cakeys it's for loft insulation you fool!
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:46, archived)
# wank in the attic
a film by m night shyamalan
coming soon
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Arf!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 10 May 2009, 8:40, archived)
# She just can't stop laughing.

So this would be TOAM one would assume.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 10 May 2009, 7:00, archived)
# Yowsers!
Nyah nyah nyah nyah

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 10 May 2009, 7:02, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA!
edit:
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 10 May 2009, 7:04, archived)
# DICSCO DISCO
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 10 May 2009, 7:52, archived)
# This is making me glee
:D
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sun 10 May 2009, 7:50, archived)
# Dear Lord
Reciprocating saw teeth!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 10 May 2009, 7:26, archived)
# Never have problems opening tins again.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 10 May 2009, 7:29, archived)
# THEY EYES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 10 May 2009, 7:40, archived)
# also: danceyteef
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 10 May 2009, 7:46, archived)
# I think I needed more nodes in the mouth.
They sort of split a bit. One below worked better.
Eyes are shit on that though. I'm still working on
what gets the best results.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 10 May 2009, 7:50, archived)
# SNAKE EYES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 10 May 2009, 7:58, archived)
# THEY WOBBLE
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 10 May 2009, 7:47, archived)
# Haunting and well done. I have no idea how you do this.
Is it the same technique that allows people to make those awesome double pictures that produce a 3D effect? I love them.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sun 10 May 2009, 7:51, archived)
# Take image flip it and keep original.
Setup a morph between the left and right versions.
Takes a bit of effort to layout the nodes, but the
results are quite interesting. Thx.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 10 May 2009, 7:54, archived)
# I see. Skills abound. Thanks for the information.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sun 10 May 2009, 8:02, archived)
# I bet she's doing BUSINESS
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 10 May 2009, 7:53, archived)
# No serious business here.
YES!
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sun 10 May 2009, 7:54, archived)
# HAHA!
Serious business!

Those "inmagine" pics are such a fucking laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 10 May 2009, 7:58, archived)
# Tell me more about these inmagine pics
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 10 May 2009, 8:14, archived)
# I've used a few of them now.

I have a bunch more collected for later use.

(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 10 May 2009, 8:25, archived)
# Haha okay

I guess you were referring to what I call stock people

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 10 May 2009, 8:36, archived)
# Yeah, they are a stock company.
www.inmagine.com/

Some of the stuff they have is truly nuts.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 10 May 2009, 8:43, archived)
# Aha
Site's rather slow here, but I'll have a look around for some nutty flavoured inspiration
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 10 May 2009, 8:50, archived)
# Bah
It's not showing me any pictures at all. Just redexes where their stock photos are supposed to be. Rest of the site images (logo etc.) are fine.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 10 May 2009, 8:52, archived)
#
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 10 May 2009, 8:21, archived)
# LOLOLOL
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 10 May 2009, 8:38, archived)
# :-D

(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 10 May 2009, 8:43, archived)
# ahaha
ace!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 10 May 2009, 8:49, archived)
# hahahaha
bloody brilliant :)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:40, archived)
# BUSINESS CAN SOMETIMES BECOME SEXUALLY CHARGED
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 10 May 2009, 7:59, archived)
# THIS YEAR'S BUSINESS RESULTS: SEXY RESULTS
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 10 May 2009, 8:13, archived)
# THIS IS WHEN ITS BEEN OVERLY STIMULATED
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 10 May 2009, 8:15, archived)
# ANOTHER RIP-ROARING DEAL CLOSED
HA HA BUSINESS!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 10 May 2009, 8:18, archived)
# HA! HA! HA!

Business
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 10 May 2009, 8:41, archived)
# Needs more Phil Ken Sebben.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sun 10 May 2009, 9:26, archived)
# The excitement that is currently being expressed on her face, must be due to the fact that she's just won a free burger at McDonalds
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 10 May 2009, 8:15, archived)
# Or a year's free buttsex.
Already in progress.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 10 May 2009, 8:27, archived)

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