...I need a new desktop, I'm going to make one like that now
(_Felix's school of dance and occult sciences,
Mon 11 May 2009, 15:09,
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FLEISCHWURST IM RING MIT KNOBLAUCH 800g
(pzykoQuery failed.,
Mon 11 May 2009, 15:12,
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I thought it was an orange fruit polo hiding in the shadows.
Seriously, that's the first place my mind went. I miss fruit polos. And citrus ones, the mint green coloured ones that tasted of angel jizz and nice crack.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 11 May 2009, 15:13,
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I'm sure I saw something about them in a newsletter I get
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 11 May 2009, 15:17,
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"Mini Strong Polos: These were tiny Polos (about 1 cm in diameter) with a strong minty flavour. They were packaged in a box shaped like a Polo Mint. They were also available in a not so successful orange flavour which is no longer available"
Utter. Utter. Bastards.
Also if by the green minty ones you mean the ones with flecks of turquoise in, those are spearmint and they still make them, they just got rid of the artificial colouring which makes the green bits.
(JeruWar and Piss,
Mon 11 May 2009, 15:24,
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Ohhhhhhhhhhh them
I only had the mint ones.
The spearmint ones are lovely, but the citrus ones were uniform pale geren in colour and tasted.... tangy, fruity, but unlike a specific fruit.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 11 May 2009, 15:29,
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because I'm sick of your it's my thread and my rules mentality
just be happy people join into your thread for fuck sake. who cares if they repost a picture.
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 11 May 2009, 14:52,
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dude! chill out
no one owns threads, people can reply to this one with a TJ about something they saw on the tv just now if they want. But where's the harm in trying to get a simple little drawing club going? From here its like you're the one trying to stamp all over it.
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Mon 11 May 2009, 14:54,
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tj: it's Green Day week on mtv2
how shit does it get?
(mr horribleup yours, dickface,
Mon 11 May 2009, 14:55,
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(The Great Architectis still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 11 May 2009, 14:57,
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hehehe :)
(pzykoQuery failed.,
Mon 11 May 2009, 15:01,
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I'm perfectly 'chilled out' thank you.
haha stamping all over it?...oh for fuck sake.
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 11 May 2009, 15:01,
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*dances round nekkid singing Happy Happy Joy Joy*
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Mon 11 May 2009, 15:10,
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what do you want me to do fella
play by your rules say ok I give up lets not do it anymore or just carry on regardless with my asking that one thread a week has rough guidelines to make it more interesting and a bit different from every other thread? Don't you see I'm trying to make everyone happy, not just myself here?
The sooner this community service order is over the better!
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Mon 11 May 2009, 15:12,
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as long as we play by your rules..SIR!
*salutes*
you can delete it and blame it on me all you want, but at the end of the day it's you that deleted it.
good for you.
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 11 May 2009, 15:17,
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now now children
(mr horribleup yours, dickface,
Mon 11 May 2009, 14:48,
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are the idiot parents that but the motorised scooter things and let their kids zoom about the pavement and roads. Well. It's natural selection I suppose.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Mon 11 May 2009, 14:42,
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It's like it never happened :D (as in, I thought we were all meant to dead or fighting in the streets over the last tin of aldi corned beef this time last week)
(The magic of chutneyShakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Mon 11 May 2009, 13:56,
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yes its remarkable really..
The world's economy is down the shitter, then all of a sudden "Oh No Its Swine Flu here to kill us all" !..then it's as if we don't have any other problems at all.. Conspiracy theorists would have a field day.
(TheRiddlerHmmmmm... I concur.,
Mon 11 May 2009, 14:01,
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(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Mon 11 May 2009, 14:13,
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BRING IT ON YOU TASTY BASTARDS!!!
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 11 May 2009, 13:56,
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I prefer The Arockalypse
The first song on that is serious rock out material.
(Maximinimusyou stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Mon 11 May 2009, 13:57,
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Is one of them pigsty-lence?
(MstandotI suppose I should post more often.,
Mon 11 May 2009, 13:58,
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*slap*
:D
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 11 May 2009, 14:01,
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haha!
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 11 May 2009, 14:09,
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Nothing finer than having 'OI GINGER MINGE' screamed at you by chavs in the multi-storey.
If only they knew.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 11 May 2009, 13:52,
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Ha.
It's taken years of painy burny head to get to my current peroxide state, so staying with this for a long time yet. My time will come, oh yes, my time will come.
Kings and Queens wins - you weird roylaist freaks! Oh well, post your drawings of members of the royal family on Wednesday at 3pm
Fascist laws - Please don't vote if you're not drawing. Please don't use the Wednesday thread as a pointless repost thread. You don't have to enter so please stop gaz'ing me saying its not fair because you don't have a pencil. If you are inspired by the subject but not to draw, why not post after the drawing thread? I'm just trying to create a pleasant drawy oasis in the storm, please join me for a dip, but no pissing in the shallow end cheers.
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Mon 11 May 2009, 13:29,
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didn't we have judge dredd?
yeah, it was about three years ago when you first started this thing
carry on
(VampireMonkeyOnSpeeda super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex,
Mon 11 May 2009, 13:30,
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Dredd one should say "and Perps"
needs more muties and fatties :)
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Mon 11 May 2009, 13:31,
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(theoriginalsteve<this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 11 May 2009, 13:37,
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I would assume Dredd, Rogue and Stronty would be highest on their list
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Mon 11 May 2009, 13:38,
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It's not fair
I don't have a pencil!
what time is breakfast?
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Mon 11 May 2009, 13:32,
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I'd do any that aren't frigging Star Wars
so I voted for Kings and Queens, as that sounds fun and there's a lot of scope.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 11 May 2009, 13:33,
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^
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 11 May 2009, 13:35,
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Ohhh, is that literally just Kings and Queens?
I thought it was some obscure comic I'd never heard of. About flamboyant homosexuals in a post apocalyptic Mad Max enviroment.
(JeruWar and Piss,
Mon 11 May 2009, 13:36,
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If it is, I've not heard of it
not that that's to say it's not a comic, I'm fairly comic-stupid.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 11 May 2009, 13:37,
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Or 'Tonight's the Night' with John Barrowman, as it's currently called.
(The Great Architectis still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 11 May 2009, 13:39,
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Just reading the wikipedia description of that is making me angry.
(JeruWar and Piss,
Mon 11 May 2009, 13:53,
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Meh, I thought it said King of Queens
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 11 May 2009, 13:36,
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:D
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 11 May 2009, 13:37,
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Had me wondering why anybody would want a draw-off about that
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 11 May 2009, 13:38,
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I quite like whats-his-face.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 11 May 2009, 13:38,
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there had better be a fuck load of King and Queen drawings or I'm going to be pissed off
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Mon 11 May 2009, 13:39,
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Alright, snappy, no need to bite my eyes out.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 11 May 2009, 13:39,
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I wasn't snapping at you, just the people voting for the one I have no interest in
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Mon 11 May 2009, 13:42,
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I just get a bit tired of star wars
although I suppose I'm in the wrong place to do that!
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 11 May 2009, 13:43,
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well I look forward to your accurate depiction of Henry VI
;P
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Mon 11 May 2009, 13:46,
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I might have to do Lizzy Numero Uno
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 11 May 2009, 13:49,
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King John and his (lack of) Jewels for me
(actully looking forward to it)
(The magic of chutneyShakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Mon 11 May 2009, 13:56,
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I'll draw :D
(Rev. Cleostill alive,
Mon 11 May 2009, 13:34,
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ooohhhhh... Dredd, or Kings and Queens....
Kings and Queens, or Dredd....
(theoriginalsteve<this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 11 May 2009, 13:34,
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Vote kings and queefs.
(Rev. Cleostill alive,
Mon 11 May 2009, 13:35,
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I understand why you only want people to vote that draw
And I fully intend to draw some stuff this week. But only if my choice is the winning one. I just don't know enough about the other options.
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 11 May 2009, 13:34,
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If you are inspired by the subject but not to draw
so if it's a photoshop you can't enter?
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 11 May 2009, 13:34,
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depends, if it's just a filter over a photo of something then I'd rather not
if you're drawing in Photoshop with your mouse or tablet then yes please do.
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Mon 11 May 2009, 13:36,
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okay
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 11 May 2009, 13:37,
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>:(
*I'm going to stick a crown on sock and you'll all fucking love it!!
so there.
*may actually draw something..if I can get my scanner to work
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 11 May 2009, 13:39,
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now you're setting rules. It can only end in tragedy
(The Great Architectis still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 11 May 2009, 13:45,
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same rules it started with about 3 years ago
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Mon 11 May 2009, 13:46,
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and looked what happened then
(The Great Architectis still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 11 May 2009, 13:47,
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me, thor, bobs, ironman and a fair few others had a really great time drawing each week
and people commented on the pictures
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Mon 11 May 2009, 13:50,
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haha
feel lucky that people actually enter it...limiting people to what they can and can't do is counter productive and a bit shit.
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 11 May 2009, 13:51,
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then don't join in and if it really annoys you ignore the thread
I don't get what the problem is?
If there was a day out in the park for people on skateboards would you turn up on a quad bike?
It's just a harmless "does anyone want to draw X" thing. I thought I was being overly polite by inviting people AND letting them choose the subject. If it's that sick and wrong I'll stop annoucing it and just post the result of my own choice on a wednesday instead.
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Mon 11 May 2009, 13:57,
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oh dry your eyes, I've got better things to worry about than your draw off rules..oh and in other news have you seen this?
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 11 May 2009, 14:04,
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did you delete that comment
before or after reading my reply?
I'm all for open ended drawing fun and games, but that is what 99% of B3ta is about, this is one thread of something else. Just run with it, you might be surprised by how it makes your brain think in a different direction.
And if people can't handle the chains and manacles of evil oppression, why don't we run two threads, 3pm is the draw off, 3.15 is the same title but as open ended, abstract, mixed media and freeform as you like?
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Mon 11 May 2009, 14:28,
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sigh
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 11 May 2009, 14:37,
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(Joe Scaramangawith a G-double-O-D vibration,
Mon 11 May 2009, 13:42,
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woo 28 votes already
should be a goodun :)
(hekim66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Mon 11 May 2009, 13:42,
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28 pictures? wow, that's a lot of royalists
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Mon 11 May 2009, 13:49,
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can't see how many voted for each but total votes in poll is 34 now
(think there is an option to display figs next to each bar when you create the poll tho) personally if it's kings and queens i'm gonna try to be a bit lateral with it :)
(hekim66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Mon 11 May 2009, 14:03,
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so why suggest the title if you're not actually drawing Kings and Queens?
Don't get me wrong people, I'm not adverse to lateral interpretation, but why not therefore have a lateral interpretation challeneg/compo/thread. See who can come up with the most fantastic left field approach to a subject?
I really don't get why itsso hard to get what I'm trying to do here :D
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Mon 11 May 2009, 14:11,
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i suggested the title as i felt it had potential for plenty of interest and interpretation = more peeps joining in
would be nothing wrong for example with doing a portrait of graham norton in fine regalia is there?
(hekim66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Mon 11 May 2009, 14:26,
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ok, you seem to have misunderstood the orginal point of the draw off
people say what they want to draw and we draw it, it's quite literal.
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Mon 11 May 2009, 14:49,
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my mistake
too used to trying to answer briefs in an interesting & original way :) Q: how many art directors does it take to change a light bulb? A: does it have to be a light bulb?
(hekim66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Mon 11 May 2009, 14:57,
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Britney Blears?
(Joe Scaramangawith a G-double-O-D vibration,
Mon 11 May 2009, 13:27,
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(Rev. Cleostill alive,
Mon 11 May 2009, 13:28,
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Ronald Regan denying the holocaust through interpretive dance.
!!!
(JeruWar and Piss,
Mon 11 May 2009, 13:28,
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Deux ex Pasta
Ramen.
(Maximinimusyou stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Mon 11 May 2009, 13:22,
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ramen brother:)
bugger! My ISP is borked and I can only get half meg speeds:(
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Mon 11 May 2009, 13:22,
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QUICK! INSERT COCK INTO CD DRIVE!
(Rev. Cleostill alive,
Mon 11 May 2009, 13:22,
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Don't you mean take out?
Service line is just a recording of some saffa guy telling me that they've identified the the problem and they'll update the message at 1pm. Doesn't really fill you with confidence reassing seeing that it's almost half past.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Mon 11 May 2009, 13:25,
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OMG
You'll have to wait a WHOLE SECOND for a 500Kb anim to load!
;)
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 11 May 2009, 13:23,
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It's just not right!
EDIT: Maybe I should've pointed out I pay for a 16 meg line.
EDIT EDIT: Well they've updated, their configuring the new router and will update to three. Takes me three minutes to configure mine! Slackers.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Mon 11 May 2009, 13:28,
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Cunt them in the fuck.
(Rev. Cleostill alive,
Mon 11 May 2009, 13:35,
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Will do!
It's down to 150kbps now!
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Mon 11 May 2009, 13:44,
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Few things beat a good sushi
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 11 May 2009, 13:23,
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ah...you know when two of the world's great cuisines collide