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# erm.. just something


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(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:55, archived)
# That sign is looking at me
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Psst, do up your flies
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
# IT'S WINKING AT ME!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Maddy?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:03, archived)
# LOOK FOR HER

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Hello, eyesign.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Oh it's an EYE
I thought it was a german sausage, the curvy kind

...I need a new desktop, I'm going to make one like that now
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:09, archived)
# FLEISCHWURST IM RING MIT KNOBLAUCH 800g

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 11 May 2009, 15:12, archived)
# I thought it was an orange fruit polo hiding in the shadows.
Seriously, that's the first place my mind went. I miss fruit polos. And citrus ones, the mint green coloured ones that tasted of angel jizz and nice crack.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:13, archived)
# I'm sure I saw something about them in a newsletter I get
Edit: I did!
http://www.aquarterof.co.uk/fruit-polos-p-1214.html
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:15, archived)
# YES
love you, thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:15, archived)
# No problem
I ordered a load of stuff off there as a housewarming gift about 4 years ago, haven't ordered anything since but I still get their newsletter :P
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Chelsea whoppers.
Seriously. Nom.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:18, archived)
# I am going to spend so much money :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:16, archived)
# You mean the mini orange ones that came in the plastic polo case.
I swear if those and tomato ketchup flavoured crisps were still around I might not want to kill myself everyday.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Don't be sad, Jeru. Watch a cat jumping out of a box.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Also, the citrus ones were better. Oh oh oh and those Doritos that were cones.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:20, archived)
# I'm glad someone else remembers citrus ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Cats have no mystery any more.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Cats dressed up as fish?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:22, archived)
# I don't, but I'm bloody intrigued.
How can I not remember these?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:17, archived)
# "Mini Strong Polos: These were tiny Polos (about 1 cm in diameter) with a strong minty flavour. They were packaged in a box shaped like a Polo Mint. They were also available in a not so successful orange flavour which is no longer available"

Utter. Utter. Bastards.

Also if by the green minty ones you mean the ones with flecks of turquoise in, those are spearmint and they still make them, they just got rid of the artificial colouring which makes the green bits.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Ohhhhhhhhhhh them
I only had the mint ones.

The spearmint ones are lovely, but the citrus ones were uniform pale geren in colour and tasted.... tangy, fruity, but unlike a specific fruit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:29, archived)
# :D Oh hello, sausagesign.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:13, archived)
# I saw a spaghetti hoop
interesting that we all saw types of food...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Sauron back again? now where is there a hobbit when you need one....?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Reminds me of
Falling out of cars! "If you can see this - you are alive..."
(The Insidious Dr Mayhem ...conquering all on Metaltech.me, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:08, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Haha
that's fucking great, have a click.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:53, archived)
# needs more arsepigeon
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:54, archived)
# hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:54, archived)
# oh my
that's pretty damn amazing
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:54, archived)
# excellent!
I think I'm going to click this one.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:55, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Yeeehawww
that's ace
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:56, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 14:57, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:57, archived)
# mesmerising

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 11 May 2009, 14:59, archived)
# haha
this reminds me of dogs when you lift them out the water when they're swimming their little legs keep paddling :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:00, archived)
# or those little magnet kissing scottie dog toys
www.lehmans.com/store/Toys___Toys_from_Yesteryear___Magnetic_Scottie_Dogs___275000

(don't remember if they sniff butts or not)
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
# everyone loves subbuteo
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Picking up right where they left off . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:29, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:31, archived)
# please read my reply
to the thread you deleted
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:32, archived)
# YES SIR!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:36, archived)
# what does "sigh" mean?
I really don't get the problem?

I'm suggestion more fun and games and double the fun, why are you being such a cunt to me?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Get him to put you on ignore
I've never looked back!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Maybe he has now
I don't get it, I really don't. I can't win either way
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:44, archived)
# *brings out consolitory tea and crumpets*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:47, archived)
# I had fantastic crumpets in Seattle, of all places
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:50, archived)
# fantastic how?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:51, archived)
# They were HOVERCRUMPETS (tm)
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Freshly baked, right in front of yers
Eaten with Maple butter OMG
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:52, archived)
# *books a flight*
you are a lucky and handsome motherfucker!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:53, archived)
# No matter how much you flatter me, I still can't afford that ticket :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:54, archived)
# no - me neither
... I just hope that they have wonderful crumpets in Vietnam... but I doubt they will :(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:56, archived)
# You need to take a recipe with you, and they shall!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:57, archived)
# you can get decent baguette, though
and very strong coffee, but they put condensed milk in it, which makes it very sweet...

unless they've got Starbucks, now.... probably have *sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:04, archived)
# I sometimes get crumpets in for brekkie here.
You'd be amazed how many people haven't had them before and have them on their own and untoasted.
My fave way is still with butter and a little salt.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:54, archived)
# mmmm....
or marmite!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:08, archived)
# LARD!
Never tried it but sounds a splendid idea.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:12, archived)
# I've had crumpets in Sydney.
He was shocked and appalled.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:52, archived)
# acting like a cunt am I?....




(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:45, archived)
# yes, saying dry your eyes, *sigh* etc etc
sorry, if cunt is a bit extreme, it's what people call me for doing less so I thought it was an acceptable term in these instances.

Either way, what's "sigh" about then?

Besides there's also a difference between calling you one and saying you're being one to me.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:47, archived)
# I think proj is acting a bit cunty
but I also think you're acting a bit emo.

Both of you, start acting your age or you get no dessert.

*wags finger*
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:50, archived)
# And it's Apple Crumble and Ice Cream too.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:51, archived)
# I would say I'm being a "stick in the mud"
or maybe a bit "grandad"

Not emo, that would invovle me saying you all hate me, I'm not there yet :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:52, archived)
# No one understands you!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Cunty and Emo
The new crimefighting duo on itv1


They argue in the car while they chase baddies!

and there's guns and shit and car chases

fuck yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:52, archived)
# fuck yeah
... also - women, the women they love and the women who love them... and carry guns in their pants
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:59, archived)
# fucking PANT GUN GUSSET CANNONS!
O_O
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:04, archived)
# I would watch this.
And tape it. Do they still do tapes?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:08, archived)
# yes
there's a factory in Croydon that makes E240's

and has them hand delivered in a 1978 granada

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:12, archived)
# I wanted strawberry ripple!!
well I'm not a monumental kiss up unlike some eh
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:53, archived)
# ha ha ha
"... here's what I think..."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:54, archived)
# because I'm sick of your it's my thread and my rules mentality
just be happy people join into your thread for fuck sake.
who cares if they repost a picture.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:52, archived)
# dude! chill out
no one owns threads, people can reply to this one with a TJ about something they saw on the tv just now if they want.
But where's the harm in trying to get a simple little drawing club going?
From here its like you're the one trying to stamp all over it.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:54, archived)
# tj: it's Green Day week on mtv2
how shit does it get?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:55, archived)
# TJ: I just saw this on TV:
Important TJ
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:57, archived)
# hehehe :)

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 11 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
# I'm perfectly 'chilled out' thank you.

haha stamping all over it?...oh for fuck sake.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
# *dances round nekkid singing Happy Happy Joy Joy*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:10, archived)
# what do you want me to do fella
play by your rules
say ok I give up lets not do it anymore
or just carry on regardless with my asking that one thread a week has rough guidelines to make it more interesting and a bit different from every other thread?
Don't you see I'm trying to make everyone happy, not just myself here?

The sooner this community service order is over the better!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:12, archived)
# as long as we play by your rules..SIR!
*salutes*

you can delete it and blame it on me all you want, but at the end of the day it's you that deleted it.

good for you.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:17, archived)
# now now children
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:48, archived)
# oh you two!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Look, give over will you, the both of you, I think Moby is watching again.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:50, archived)
# HA HA HA HA
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:52, archived)
# is he thinking about my smashing blouse?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Oooh, smashing blouse you're wearing today
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:56, archived)
# >--<
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 14:55, archived)
# hahaha
That actually looks scarily like a mate of mine when he's minus his trademark hat.

the one with the trademark hat if you couldn't guess:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:56, archived)
# pffffh :)

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 11 May 2009, 14:59, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
# hahaha
moby loves us:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Oh, gel

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:02, archived)
# He just looks like he's got narcolepsy now.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:06, archived)
# now that makes ME so hard
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:07, archived)
# hahaha
'kin big lol
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:07, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:20, archived)
# I see you've been using the new Q10 Anti-Aliasing Eye Wrinkle Cream

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 11 May 2009, 15:07, archived)
# with the miracle mix of scientific ingredients Polyfraudulated-Ceramides and Pepticfalsehoodeline
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:10, archived)
# ha!
I love those made-up ingredients in the ads :)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 11 May 2009, 15:14, archived)
# indeed they are pretty impressive with the absolute complete bollocks they talk
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:17, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
Office lollage, you cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:15, archived)
# best of all lollage
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Good old Moby.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Ha ha ha, Christ.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:09, archived)
# It's alright
you can both be cunts.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:51, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:51, archived)
# We need a skilled negotiator to intervene
call Samuel L Jackson!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Think of the childrens. Won't somebody PLEASE think of the children?!
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:53, archived)
# that time of the month again?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 11 May 2009, 14:53, archived)
# haha
Is that Dr Poo in the corner with his Turdis?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 14:57, archived)
# heh heh heh:)...brill
playtime
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:10, archived)
# HaHaHaHaHa!
This is great!
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:10, archived)
# half an hour to go!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 11 May 2009, 14:33, archived)
# bring some rope!
but not the stretchy kind I'm not allowing that
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Quaaaads!
great cartoon
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:37, archived)
# yay!
two kids on quads undertook me at high speed while I was driving through the centre of Bradford yesterday. Nutters.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:40, archived)
# THe one's that really piss me off
are the idiot parents that but the motorised scooter things and let their kids zoom about the pavement and roads.
Well. It's natural selection I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:42, archived)
# true enough
these kids didn't even have crash-helmets...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:43, archived)
# There's bound to be a Thelma and Louise ending
involving two small 'too posh for asbo' brats and a canal.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:45, archived)
# haha!
*settles down with popcorn*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Ah love ya Tarquin!
Ah love ya Godfrey!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:48, archived)
# traditional inner city names indeed
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:14, archived)
# haha wasn't me
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:45, archived)
# :)
be careful out there!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Ha ha!
I like shouting "When do you get the stabilisers taken off?"



But they never hear on account of them wearing helmets and all..
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:46, archived)
# haha!
They don't wear them round here. I shall use that one!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:49, archived)
# some kid burnt my deck :(
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 11 May 2009, 14:41, archived)
# you should go out for
vigilante justice
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:42, archived)
# I once caught a face full of mostly dead rabbit
when my friend and I were chasing each other around the fells on quads as youngsters... happy days
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:41, archived)
# What was the rest?
discarded Jordan implants?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:42, archived)
# no - the rabbit was mostly dead
after having been run over... then shot into the air and have the arc of it's flight terminate in my face
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Mostly dead you say?
Did you take him to Miracle Max's?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:46, archived)
# nope
I picked it up by it's neck and snapped it quickly and painlessly

... for I am rural in nature
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:50, archived)
# *shuns prof for not getting Princess Bride reference*:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:02, archived)
# I got it
I just chose to ignore it... and if you're going to shun me at least do it for a proper reason like my pungent musk
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:04, archived)
# *shuns for not doing the shake and vac dance*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:09, archived)
# it's true
*bubbles*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:12, archived)
# arf! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:45, archived)
# arf
i like the one on his head best:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:43, archived)
# great hair too ;)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 11 May 2009, 14:47, archived)
# It tiles too
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:49, archived)
# fuck!
*runs like a cunt*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:55, archived)
# haha
it's catching on already:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Everyone is having a good time, see
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:44, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Except the tragic thing is the child standing on his head died of a brain embolism later that day.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:49, archived)
# DIBS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:50, archived)
# lmao
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:02, archived)
# good afternoon b3ta
what the fuck is going on in the world today

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:47, archived)
# There's somethin' wrong with the world today
I don't know what it is
Something's wrong with our eyes

We're seeing things in a different way
And God knows it ain't His
It sure ain't no surprise
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:51, archived)
# it's hippies with guitars!
they are destroying democracy!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Nings all
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:48, archived)
#
*plays special arguing music*
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:54, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA*
*assumed office lollage
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:55, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Bookmarked for future joys.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Only if we can play some Huey Louis and the news
"Gonna step back in tiiiime"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:50, archived)
# god forbid anyone should deviate from The Brief
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:22, archived)
# CF
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Central nervous system
is nervous
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:57, archived)
# you're dendrite it is

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:43, archived)
# very pretty
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:57, archived)
# superb!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:01, archived)
# acid spider
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Raaaaave
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:02, archived)
# dendrites!
woo.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:04, archived)
# 4:7
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Rather!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:15, archived)
# stephan do you believe in miracle
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Yes
more than one, in fact
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:29, archived)
# maybe there are seven miracle
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:41, archived)
# I've lost count
to be completely honest
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:45, archived)
# OK NOW I'M ABOUT 2:9, BUSTER
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:16, archived)
# SOMEBODY NEEDS TO RESEXUALIZE THEIR RATIO
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:23, archived)
# I'm really not sure how i can stay so sexually charged for such long periods of time
don't get me wrong, i'm really trying but i can't keep it up for more than a couple of minutes
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:25, archived)
# maybe i'm just not that sexual a being
i mean there are some pretty sexual beings on b3ta, i shouldn't try and compete
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:28, archived)
# ANYONE DROPPING UNDER 1/4 WILL GET B&
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:32, archived)
# strictly for the hard core
strictly for the hard core
strictly for the hard core
yoo kay raver!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:07, archived)
# SUCH A DIVISIVE SONG
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:08, archived)
# if you've been listening to it
and you're not a "hard core yoo kay raver" then ... things will happen...


RECLAIM THE STREETS!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:20, archived)
# SLAM RAM THE ROAD!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Personally I think the HR departments should have been sacked when they didn't employ you to make trees.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:09, archived)
# what do you make trees out of?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:21, archived)
# treecle!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Pete!
*pours cup of splosh*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:23, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Pete Beale
sorry, old school Eastenders - he used to love a cup of splosh did Pete. And called everyone 'treacle'.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:25, archived)
# *shakes head slowly*
you've let the board down, you've let me down but most of all you've let yourself down...

I'm not angry, I'm disappointed.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:28, archived)
# *slinks off*
*looks over shoulder dejectedly*

*waits*

*carries on slinking very slowly hoping to be forgiven*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:30, archived)
# go on then
you're alright
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:36, archived)
# *plays The Hulk end music*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:40, archived)
# :)
That is one of the saddest pieces of music of all time...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:41, archived)
# I always found The Littlest Hobo the sadest.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:23, archived)
# [ I'm sorry I showed you cf ;)
If I thought you'd ocd, then I wouldn't have ;PP

only kidding, picture is woo/yay! ]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Hello
Where have you been hiding?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:43, archived)
# [hello, hiding in the country side...]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:24, archived)
[challenge entry] How we used to tweet...

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:56, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Ha ha!
I like the name.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:59, archived)
# haha!
nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:03, archived)
# hahaha
I never said that!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:04, archived)
# #sings
"It had to be you...."
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Did that many people really click "I like this"
yet not even reply?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:08, archived)
# it's monkeon, auto front page

(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Aaargh!
I used to live on Meanwood Road, horrible place that it is..

Regardless, *clicks*
(Lythium deals in lead, my friend., Mon 11 May 2009, 15:28, archived)
# RT @monkeon
*faved*
(jaredearle There is no spork., Mon 11 May 2009, 21:34, archived)
# hi =]
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Mon 11 May 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Swine-flu
It's like it never happened :D (as in, I thought we were all meant to dead or fighting in the streets over the last tin of aldi corned beef this time last week)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:56, archived)
# yes its remarkable really..
The world's economy is down the shitter, then all of a sudden "Oh No Its Swine Flu here to kill us all" !..then it's as if we don't have any other problems at all.. Conspiracy theorists would have a field day.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 11 May 2009, 14:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:13, archived)
# BRING IT ON YOU TASTY BASTARDS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:56, archived)
# I prefer The Arockalypse
The first song on that is serious rock out material.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Is one of them pigsty-lence?

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 11 May 2009, 13:58, archived)
# *slap*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:01, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:09, archived)
# When Eastwood met Westwood!


Click for bigger (156 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Charlie Dimmock: The Wilderness Years
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:49, archived)
# pfft
hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I thought it was Vivienne Westwood.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Ohchristhahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 11 May 2009, 14:22, archived)
# I love that woman
even if she has discontinued my favourite t shirt, just as I can afford it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Nichole kidman on the set of Baz Luurrrrrpacks new film?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:50, archived)
# John Lydon?
When I am fifty I will dye my hair orange. I can't wait.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Why wait till then?
Nothing finer than having 'OI GINGER MINGE' screamed at you by chavs in the multi-storey.

If only they knew.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Ha.
It's taken years of painy burny head to get to my current peroxide state, so staying with this for a long time yet. My time will come, oh yes, my time will come.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:57, archived)
# I remember the one and only time I used bleach.
Did not go well.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:58, archived)
# blimey
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:51, archived)
# oh my fucking god
separated at birth!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 13:52, archived)
# I read that as separated at girth
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Pass the mindbleech with extra adblock
*scrubs brains *
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 11 May 2009, 13:53, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Aaaahhhh thats much better, what did I use it for
*looks on board*

ARRHCHHHHHHH

pass the mindbleach please
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 11 May 2009, 13:59, archived)
# No MindBleach can remove the image of Viv Eastwood!
Permanent staining of the brain I'm afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:07, archived)
# heh heh...needs more plywood
four sides,a top and a base:))
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:54, archived)
# you would though..
from behind of course
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 11 May 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Robocop in drag!!!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 11 May 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Ha ha
I'd buy that for a dollar!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:24, archived)
# When Eastwood met Westwood,
I definitely lost MY wood
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:14, archived)
# new challenge
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:45, archived)
# I think you already have
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:46, archived)
# but IRL
turns out rob wants me to make up the challenges now and that challenges are on a monday.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:48, archived)
# excellent
I believe you completely :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:50, archived)
# theres gonna be a lot of changes around here
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:54, archived)
# I can help out a little bit but i gave up on my mod job because i couldn't commit to all the hours
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Wow that's totally a lies.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:00, archived)
# connor i think this should be true but maybe we could involve petty theft or some vandalism
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:10, archived)
# well it's better than most of the suggestions :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Trees are people too!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:49, archived)
# I wonder if that guy realises
how utterly useless that hard hat is.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Damn. Sorry misread you there...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:50, archived)
# riverghost you big silly
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Is that a Poo-plar tree?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:53, archived)
# hahaha
naa, appool
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Exactly what I was thinking
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:53, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:56, archived)
# :)
haha!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Ha ha ha, excellent
* Calls the Logger
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:10, archived)
[challenge entry]
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 11 May 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Haha
No income tax, no VAT... *hums away*

Also, having seen myself with facial hair for the first time ever, I think that I may have Riker Syndrome.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:40, archived)
# its every mans god given right to sport a beard at some point in his life..
and every womans to sport a tash, after the age of 60
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 11 May 2009, 13:43, archived)
# You're using it
to hide your fat mush?
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:43, archived)
# You knows it
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:44, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:43, archived)
# If you wrote the plot of Memento in Twitter over several updates
it would read in chronological order. I'd shop it, but I've not seen Memento.

/twitter update
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Mon 11 May 2009, 13:46, archived)
# haha!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 11 May 2009, 13:49, archived)
# ARSEPIGEONS!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 11 May 2009, 13:38, archived)
# coo
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:39, archived)
# FUCKING ARSEPIGEONS

*I like this*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 11 May 2009, 13:40, archived)
# it all begins with arsepigeons
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Arsepigeons are the start of the beginning
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 11 May 2009, 13:42, archived)
# ARSEPIGEONS!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:43, archived)
# hahahahhahahaha! trafalgar square really would be a mess if these things existed
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:41, archived)
# They don't make the 'rooookoooo' sound
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 11 May 2009, 13:43, archived)
# can you imagine if these had been used in Kids tv shows? Arsepigeon Street just doesn't sound right....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Still better then a gay yellow bird
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 11 May 2009, 13:49, archived)
# ARSEPIGEONS!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Pigoen le derrierre
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 11 May 2009, 13:45, archived)
# arf........fly my pretty
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Best of all the pigeons



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 11 May 2009, 13:47, archived)
# ARSEPIGON: DESTROYER OF WORLDS
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 11 May 2009, 13:52, archived)
# ARSEPIGEONS
Scourge of the skies
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:20, archived)
# [haha ARESEPIGEONS!
ps. [YOU PIGEON RACIST RAPIST! ] ]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:27, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:38, archived)
# DANSE!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 11 May 2009, 13:47, archived)
# JA!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:52, archived)
# LA LA LA LA LA LA!!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:32, archived)
# hahaha, he hates that song
but the dancing tickles so he puts up with it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Doing the otter dance
ON AN OTTER
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Just where does an otter keep its pocket
and exactly how wet is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:37, archived)
# He's lovely fella :)

(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:37, archived)
# heehe ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:40, archived)
# this pic gives me joy !
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 11 May 2009, 13:44, archived)
# pfft...if that was a beaver
and he was tickling it....might be nsfw:))
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:43, archived)
# almost forgot

Wednesday 3pm Draw off 13th May 2009

Kings and Queens wins - you weird roylaist freaks!
Oh well, post your drawings of members of the royal family on Wednesday at 3pm

Fascist laws - Please don't vote if you're not drawing.
Please don't use the Wednesday thread as a pointless repost thread.
You don't have to enter so please stop gaz'ing me saying its not fair because you don't have a pencil.
If you are inspired by the subject but not to draw, why not post after the drawing thread?
I'm just trying to create a pleasant drawy oasis in the storm, please join me for a dip, but no pissing in the shallow end cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:29, archived)
# didn't we have judge dredd?
yeah, it was about three years ago when you first started this thing

carry on
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Dredd one should say "and Perps"
needs more muties and fatties :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Muties FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:35, archived)
# that is friggin awesome
EVERYONE TAKE NOTE OF THIS AND PICK JUDGE DREDD SO HE DOES MORE!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Pick Judge Dredd?
Can you imagine that as an episode of Blind date?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:40, archived)
# I would do but by your own token I am not allowed to vote...
Dammit I'm going to vote anyway. It's our board too - we deserve a say in what is going to occupy a large thread on Wednesday!

Fight the power!

;)

Edit humm actually I think it's a relatively moot point since it looks like K&Q is going to pwn the vote...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:40, archived)
# ok, I'll stop doing the draw off then
*fights the power*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:42, archived)
# ;)
as in symbolising jest and not to be taken seriously...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:44, archived)
# I'm quite inspired by the fascist laws.
Anyone wanna put me in jail for a few years so I can come up with some of my own?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Ooo, difficult choice!
Got to be Dredd though for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Rebellion have signed a deal for some 2000AD animated comics to be developed
for TV. Being done by the company that did the Doctor Who flash web episodes
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Got to be Rogue Trooper...
... but I bet we end up with Ace Trucking Inc or something daft.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Button Man would be good
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:37, archived)
# I would assume Dredd, Rogue and Stronty would be highest on their list
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:38, archived)
# It's not fair
I don't have a pencil!


what time is breakfast?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:32, archived)
# I'd do any that aren't frigging Star Wars
so I voted for Kings and Queens, as that sounds fun and there's a lot of scope.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:33, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Ohhh, is that literally just Kings and Queens?
I thought it was some obscure comic I'd never heard of. About flamboyant homosexuals in a post apocalyptic Mad Max enviroment.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:36, archived)
# If it is, I've not heard of it
not that that's to say it's not a comic, I'm fairly comic-stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Or 'Tonight's the Night' with John Barrowman, as it's currently called.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Just reading the wikipedia description of that is making me angry.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Meh, I thought it said King of Queens
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:36, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Had me wondering why anybody would want a draw-off about that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:38, archived)
# I quite like whats-his-face.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:38, archived)
# there had better be a fuck load of King and Queen drawings or I'm going to be pissed off
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Alright, snappy, no need to bite my eyes out.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:39, archived)
# I wasn't snapping at you, just the people voting for the one I have no interest in
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:42, archived)
# I just get a bit tired of star wars
although I suppose I'm in the wrong place to do that!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:43, archived)
# well I look forward to your accurate depiction of Henry VI
;P
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:46, archived)
# I might have to do Lizzy Numero Uno
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:49, archived)
# King John and his (lack of) Jewels for me
(actully looking forward to it)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:56, archived)
# I'll draw :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:34, archived)
# ooohhhhh... Dredd, or Kings and Queens....
Kings and Queens, or Dredd....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Vote kings and queefs.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:35, archived)
# I understand why you only want people to vote that draw

And I fully intend to draw some stuff this week. But only if my choice is the winning one.
I just don't know enough about the other options.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:34, archived)
# If you are inspired by the subject but not to draw

so if it's a photoshop you can't enter?

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:34, archived)
# depends, if it's just a filter over a photo of something then I'd rather not
if you're drawing in Photoshop with your mouse or tablet then yes please do.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:36, archived)
# okay
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:37, archived)
# >:(
*I'm going to stick a crown on sock and you'll all fucking love it!!

so there.


*may actually draw something..if I can get my scanner to work
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:39, archived)
# now you're setting rules. It can only end in tragedy
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:45, archived)
# same rules it started with about 3 years ago
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:46, archived)
# and looked what happened then
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:47, archived)
# me, thor, bobs, ironman and a fair few others had a really great time drawing each week
and people commented on the pictures

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:50, archived)
# haha
feel lucky that people actually enter it...limiting people to what they can and can't do is counter productive and a bit shit.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:51, archived)
# then don't join in and if it really annoys you ignore the thread
I don't get what the problem is?

If there was a day out in the park for people on skateboards would you turn up on a quad bike?

It's just a harmless "does anyone want to draw X" thing. I thought I was being overly polite by inviting people AND letting them choose the subject.
If it's that sick and wrong I'll stop annoucing it and just post the result of my own choice on a wednesday instead.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:57, archived)
# oh dry your eyes, I've got better things to worry about than your draw off rules..oh and in other news have you seen this?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:04, archived)
# did you delete that comment
before or after reading my reply?

I'm all for open ended drawing fun and games, but that is what 99% of B3ta is about, this is one thread of something else. Just run with it, you might be surprised by how it makes your brain think in a different direction.

And if people can't handle the chains and manacles of evil oppression, why don't we run two threads, 3pm is the draw off, 3.15 is the same title but as open ended, abstract, mixed media and freeform as you like?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:28, archived)
# sigh
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:37, archived)
# They've been allowed in the past, e.g.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:38, archived)
# it's not like anything gets allowed or disallowed at the end of the day
Although I may give up organising it again if it does turn in to a constant repost event
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:40, archived)
# I won't repost
But I haven't got a clue what I'm going to do with Kings & Queens...
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:46, archived)
#
why?!

/weeps
(I helped save b3ta! El_MUERkO bleeds love, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:00, archived)
# its a bit of a shit subject compared to the others
:(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Well. I likes it
And for once am going to draw sommat
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Naw, it could be quite good actually,
erm, when I think of something.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:53, archived)
# fab! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:42, archived)
# This is all kinds of lovely!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:11, archived)
# uh oh
i just picked up a piece of paper and monged out a bit, that isn't good :O
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Mon 11 May 2009, 13:40, archived)
# I'll have a go, even though I'm not normally a drawer
- kings and queens, please. That sounds a bit easier for the rubbish people like me.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:42, archived)
# I'm baffled as to how drawing likenesses of real people
is easier than cartoon characters
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:44, archived)
# I wasn't planning on drawing any real kings or queens
that would be really hard. Just something with a royal theme.
I was hoping to go a bit lateral...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:49, archived)
# *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:51, archived)
# I'm doing the Queen of Canada
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:05, archived)
# I might do Freddie
Mercury's cat.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Is he drawing a cdc with his cdc?
how very...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:42, archived)
# woo 28 votes already
should be a goodun :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:42, archived)
# 28 pictures? wow, that's a lot of royalists
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:49, archived)
# can't see how many voted for each but total votes in poll is 34 now
(think there is an option to display figs next to each bar when you create the poll tho) personally if it's kings and queens i'm gonna try to be a bit lateral with it :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:03, archived)
# so why suggest the title if you're not actually drawing Kings and Queens?
Don't get me wrong people, I'm not adverse to lateral interpretation, but why not therefore have a lateral interpretation challeneg/compo/thread. See who can come up with the most fantastic left field approach to a subject?

I really don't get why itsso hard to get what I'm trying to do here :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:11, archived)
# ok! ok!
I'll try and draw an actual historical personage.

*soothes and reassures*

it'll be crap, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:15, archived)
# i suggested the title as i felt it had potential for plenty of interest and interpretation = more peeps joining in
would be nothing wrong for example with doing a portrait of graham norton in fine regalia is there?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:26, archived)
# ok, you seem to have misunderstood the orginal point of the draw off
people say what they want to draw and we draw it, it's quite literal.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:49, archived)
# my mistake
too used to trying to answer briefs in an interesting & original way :)
Q: how many art directors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: does it have to be a light bulb?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Britney Blears?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:27, archived)
# *cries softly*
my eyes - my beautiful beautiful eyes...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:28, archived)
# wha?
ADBLOCK! I CHOOSE YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:28, archived)
# OH FOR FUCKS SAKE
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:28, archived)
# you started it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:28, archived)
# This place seems determined to get me thinking about Mrs Blears in altogether wrong ways
why damn you WHY???
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Well, she's been thinking about all of us in pretty wrong ways for a while now...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:30, archived)
# she's going to have to do something when she gets ousted from her
constituency seat... porn seems an obvious choice
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Ear seats!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:29, archived)
# arf needs more hairs on legs
i like my women hairy:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:30, archived)
# ARRRRGHHHHH!!!
that's put me right off my lunch...

(actually no it hasn't, but that is still NASTY)

:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Gah!
(she's far sexier in her motorbike leathers anyways)
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:30, archived)
# No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no



yes
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:31, archived)
# WOOF!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:34, archived)
# oh god...
it's hazel blearghhh again... and yet... no! resist! resist!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:38, archived)
# heheh
She should be renamed this
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Eeek Vroom!


Click for bigger (55 kb)
Right that's it I am done with Clockwork Mice now.
I think something to do with Dogs next.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:26, archived)
# purdy nice artwork
yes
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:27, archived)
# 's a repost, innit
?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:27, archived)
# NO it's all coloured in and blurred and stuff...
...seemed a waste to post it last night at 2am while drunk and have no one actually see it.

Ego maniac you see.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:30, archived)
# lol I C

but I saw it though, and shirley many more
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:35, archived)
# WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY NO ONE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Americans
 
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Left 2 Die

CFB.


Click for bigger and 200+ more doofers.

He's a big tough bunny. Honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:26, archived)
# D'aaaw.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Hahahaha
aaaaw poor beanie bunny.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:27, archived)
# awwwwwww
you big softy
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Guilty as charged.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:41, archived)
# aw....
bunny is a big scaredy-cat...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:30, archived)
# ha ha ha
poor beany bunny
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:32, archived)
# aawwwwwwww! Utterly brill as always!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:35, archived)
# ^ this.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:36, archived)
# fantastico!!!
love your stuff :D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Yum!
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Mon 11 May 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Aaaaw. I want to go to their wedding.
TJ: Anyone suggest something to paint?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:21, archived)
# t-rex trying and failing
to play chess! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Kitchen?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Kitchen does not need painting.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:23, archived)
# khazi?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Too stinky.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:24, archived)
# The cat?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Wrong city.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:26, archived)
# The curtains?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Davy Jones from the Monkees, off his tits on Mescaline and hiding inside Kiefer Sutherland's lower intestine.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Too tricky.
I'm liking my fellow Rev.'s suggestion at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Off you pop then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:24, archived)
# woop!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:36, archived)
# i was listening to the monkees the other day
they are ace! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:23, archived)
# You're not wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:24, archived)
# My mum was surprised when I said I liked the monkees
As they used to be her favourites.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:26, archived)
# a red door
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:24, archived)
# what colour though?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:25, archived)
# papayawhip
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Not as interesting as the T-rex
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:25, archived)
# UNCORRECT
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:27, archived)
# a baby dragon dressed up as a night
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:24, archived)
# You keep requesting the same thing.

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:25, archived)
# OK a baby dragon dressed as Keira Knightley.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:27, archived)
# HA HA :D
I didn't know it had been done...

that's lully :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:27, archived)
# which night though?
I reckon Wednesday would be tricky
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Underground fish of sorrow

having a nice sleep in
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Monkey gangbang.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:26, archived)
# I'm going with my fellow Rev.'s suggestion.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:28, archived)
# front room
magnolia...:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:26, archived)
# I think it's already magnolia
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Ronald Regan denying the holocaust through interpretive dance.
!!!
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Deux ex Pasta
Ramen.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:22, archived)
# ramen brother:)
bugger! My ISP is borked and I can only get half meg speeds:(
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:22, archived)
# QUICK! INSERT COCK INTO CD DRIVE!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Don't you mean take out?
Service line is just a recording of some saffa guy telling me that they've identified the the problem and they'll update the message at 1pm.
Doesn't really fill you with confidence reassing seeing that it's almost half past.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:25, archived)
# OMG

You'll have to wait a WHOLE SECOND for a 500Kb anim to load!

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:23, archived)
# It's just not right!
EDIT: Maybe I should've pointed out I pay for a 16 meg line.


EDIT EDIT: Well they've updated, their configuring the new router and will update to three.
Takes me three minutes to configure mine! Slackers.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Cunt them in the fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Will do!
It's down to 150kbps now!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Few things beat a good sushi
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:23, archived)
# ah...you know when two of the world's great cuisines collide
it's gonna be messy - but tasty!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:27, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:27, archived)
# I said "DO YOU WANT TO GO LARGE ON THAT?"
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:18, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Apparently...
Zach whatsisname can't do the vulcan symbol. they had to glue his fingers together.

hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:41, archived)
# You could have rotated it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Mmmm, I'd help him with his pon'far.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:19, archived)
# But if he didn't want you then you'd die!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Pfft. Didn't want me.
I'm his superior, for a start.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:23, archived)
# I thought about what I had written after I posted it
And realised that he would have to be 100% gay.

Ordering him could be a way around it though.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:25, archived)
# \o/
ciggy time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:25, archived)
# "no thanks i don't even want a drink"
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:20, archived)
# hahahahha
any second he'll drop the ears and cut the top of his head open! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:20, archived)
# I just came in for a piss...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:20, archived)
# haha!
I enjoyed that film a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:21, archived)
# *drops bag of guns on the counter and requests a breakfast meal.*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:21, archived)
# we only serve breakfast until twenty past one
Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:23, archived)
# *unleashes a hail of bullets over the restaurant *
I've never been one for sticking to scripts.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Ha!
TJ: Anyone know what the situation is regarding copyright if you do a painting or drawing of someone else's photo?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 11 May 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Hahaha
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:32, archived)
# eclipse
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Is that person Q?
They appear to be moving the moon in the way of the sun and the only person I know that can do that is Q
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:20, archived)
# It's Wesley Crusher.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:22, archived)
# hahaha
no just invert the something or other! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:23, archived)
# The New Transformers Trailer


Click for bigger (372 kb)

minor adjustment that makes this version infinitely better
(I helped save b3ta! Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:17, archived)
# hahaha :)
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:21, archived)
# The edit button.

where did you leave my comment?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:22, archived)
# sry
newtoboard
(I helped save b3ta! Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:15, archived)
# aw...
he's got no enjin!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:26, archived)

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