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She wasn't really asleep

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Octo I ruin everything., Fri 15 May 2009, 13:24, archived)

silly Octo

do you think her pubes look like Danish pastries too?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 May 2009, 13:26, archived)

hahaha

I had not considered that. I think maybe they are more relaxed. Like the sideburns of a Hasidic hew.

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Octo I ruin everything., Fri 15 May 2009, 13:28, archived)

haha yes

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 May 2009, 13:30, archived)

www.b3ta.com/links/Quick_Tell_the_Internet

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 May 2009, 13:42, archived)

I always get confused on the travel reports on the radio

When they say "There's a shedload on the M4"

I think "A shedload of WHAT????"

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:44, archived)

reminds me of The Day Today

"The M4 between Reading and London is still solid. That's due to a lorry driver having shed his skin across three lanes, so watch out for oily patches there. The M40 southbound still slow due to that earlier large accident. Police reckon they should have finished bagging and labelling everything by about midnight. Meanwhile, mobile vehicle crushers are in operation on Cardiff's red line routes, so if you're illegally parked there they will crush your car to the size of a satsuma and simply hand it back to you."

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:51, archived)

a hasidic hew?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 15 May 2009, 13:35, archived)

err . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:52, archived)

hahaha

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 15 May 2009, 13:53, archived)

Wouldn't that be...

...alkaline?

I seem to remember red/orange as acid and purple as alkaline

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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:00, archived)

yes, if you're doing the 'classical' litmus test

DTH on the other hand surely uses a far superior indicator with a different color scheme ;)

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 15 May 2009, 14:09, archived)

mine are going like that

i really need to trim them

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:38, archived)

just keep them short

So you don't rip some out when you are having an angry wank

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:41, archived)

Actually that's a good idea.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 15 May 2009, 13:45, archived)

I had that pop up book in the newsletter

This guys face is amazing :D

awkwardfamilyphotos.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/xmas07-2.jpg?w=630&h=890

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:33, archived)

You'd look like that too if you had

a jumper that spiffing. I certainly would.

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fannycradock, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:46, archived)

I think he is wonderful and the jumper too :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:47, archived)

uh-oh.... I get the feeling that will start a bandwagon.....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:47, archived)

Hahahhaha! brilliant! :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:42, archived)

*giggles*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:45, archived)

hehehe

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:57, archived)

George pig as Ham solo with Mr Dinobacca

Princess Peppa

in other news - i still havent had the nerve to try my blood checking thing! arrrrg!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:23, archived)

Nice work :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:26, archived)

thank you sir!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:27, archived)

Ham Solo?

taking a leaf out of Paul merton's book on HIGNFY last week, I'll just keep repeating the same joke until it gets funny

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:28, archived)

i havent seen hignfy

in ages :( when is it on??

hahah yes ham solo would work better - goes to edit :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:30, archived)

Half past two....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:31, archived)

a talking ear?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:37, archived)

He appears to have unfortunately died.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:33, archived)

bah. I was hoping Merton had died

but news informs me it's just the usual soldiers dying.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:40, archived)

OK, I guess I should have said his talent has died.. :)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:01, archived)

haha, what?

check your blood checking thing man!

( I'm assuming cholesterol and not blood sugar? ) but remember that some of them are wildly inaccurate. You need a blood test at the quacks for it to tell you anything. Mine's an accu check or something like that and some days it don't half tell some porkies.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:38, archived)

most of the home blood glucose levels are pretty bad 20% relative error isn't uncommon

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 15 May 2009, 13:41, archived)

i had a reading of 17one day, 14 the next

13 from a blood test the 12 on the same day. but i still cant bring myself to jab a wound in my skin. :(

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:46, archived)

ah ya wimp, just push it against your finger and push the button

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 15 May 2009, 13:48, archived)

i am a wimp

i just cant push the button.

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:51, archived)

you mean the searing pain of a gigantic blunt needle peircing your flesh doesn't arouse you?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 15 May 2009, 13:52, archived)

exactly

i just dont know what's wrong with me :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:02, archived)

no its blood sugar - recently found out i'm diabetic

but havent got the nerve yet to jab myself with a sharp thing! :D this really isnt the thing for me :(

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:43, archived)

Ah go on it's just a little prick...

(cue the 'your wife/mum did' jokes)

oh and this pig does not defile the second sexist sifi female, and hence is good.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 15 May 2009, 13:47, archived)

hehehehe

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:51, archived)

haha, oh right.

It doesn't hurt man. Get it over with.

I test my blood sugar by a trusted method of if I feel dizzy going to the toilet I replace the next beer with a sandwich ;).

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:48, archived)

hahaha

now theres a plan :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:50, archived)

Purely for a niche market - i.e. Scottish football/cartoon fans in their 40s

Gers star hurt by exploding egg

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:13, archived)

Pfft

Bet he has egg on his face now

pfft

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:14, archived)

I'm pleased by the phrase 'full back Broadfoot'

apart from that, soccerball lol

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:23, archived)

hahaha I laughed when I read that this mornin'

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:14, archived)

haha

/not in 40s

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:14, archived)

just read this a few minutes ago

hahahaha

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:14, archived)

hahaha

"Broadfoot is murder. He couldn't take a beach ball off McGeady in a phone box."

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connor, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:17, archived)

haha :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:18, archived)

always makes me smile that quote

anyways i reckon there are capri-sun factories with more bottle than rangers. we shall see..

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connor, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:28, archived)

Loved the media falling over themselves trying to make egg puns this morning

I was going to try and do a pic of him with a face-hugger leaping out of the microwave, but had to work instead.

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19 Oatcake gamier than ocelot and a welcome break from swan, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:54, archived)

Click for bigger and 200+ more doofers.
:D

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:12, archived)

i have dreams of things like that

tearing my face off then riding it around the town.

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:13, archived)

You are Nikolai Gogol

AICMFP

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:14, archived)

*googles*

Yes,
Yes I am.

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:15, archived)

I do wonder about Mr Floppity sometimes.

I suspect he does have homicidal tendencies, but so far we're maintaining low bunny-related murder-rate in our household.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:18, archived)

I have women do that in my dreams sometimes, except without the tearing off part.

Or the around town....

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:23, archived)

hahaha :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:13, archived)

Nice!

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:14, archived)

Mornin'...

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Ninj, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:09, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:10, archived)

Aww bless his little Imperial-issue socks!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:10, archived)

morning'?

MORNIN'???

That's ace though

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:10, archived)

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:07, archived)

*invests*

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:07, archived)

hahaha

Nicely done

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:07, archived)

need

but seriously - if you had produced that first one - I'd get help or cut down on the Crunchies :D

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 May 2009, 13:08, archived)

Or stop nibbling the kitchen worktops

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:09, archived)

HIgh-fibre diets FTW!

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:10, archived)

I'm grinning at your sig

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:24, archived)

haha

it was down to your response

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 May 2009, 13:27, archived)

hahaha

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:08, archived)

ewwww!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:13, archived)

I'M EATING HERE

pfft

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 May 2009, 13:14, archived)

I'll just repost this here

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:04, archived)

I just laughed so hard...

...I think I caused a hernia. Click for you, sir!

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Rolypoly Has decided, by decree, that todays date will be, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:50, archived)

F16 x-wing

Inspired by www.b3ta.com/board/9449180

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:04, archived)

bwap bwappa bwap

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Shada, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:06, archived)

This needs more attention

So there.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:51, archived)

Why thankyou!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:58, archived)

i was playing spore the other day

and made a ship similar to this. I need one

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:56, archived)

I always wondered if a modern jet fighter with a wing configuration like this

Would have a higher maximum payload than a similar design with normal wings.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:02, archived)

Probably not

The aerofoil lift effect on the wings would no longer be straight up but rather at an angle to the fuselage, creating a torsional strain on their fixtures. The wings would have to be parallel and straight out to gain maximum lift. Even then there'd be more drag. So 4 wings = more lift, slower stall velocity, more drag, more fuel consumption, lower maximum velocity.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:30, archived)

SHUT UP!

let us dream

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:21, archived)

Happy Ton Day, sir

apple logies for distinct lack of funnies

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:04, archived)

*sympathy clicks*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:10, archived)

*bless you*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:14, archived)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:15, archived)

These might help :)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:17, archived)

Happy Toast 2.0

SWINE FLU^TM

see here. A collaboration of sin between Happy toast, k3b/-\b, The Coast Of Yemen and myself.
slightly crude (i blame myself)
I have started a new one here if folk want to get involved. Shout out here

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:02, archived)

From top to bottom, The Coast of Yemen, op, HappyToast and Myself :)

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zoldergoose, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:02, archived)

everyone loves tentacles :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:03, archived)

I notice an interesting independently developed theme here.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 15 May 2009, 13:04, archived)

I think we should breed them.

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zoldergoose, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:12, archived)

I was going to do pirate feet too!!

Strange how these things develop.

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:05, archived)

Arf

I was going to do one peg leg and another proper foot but I ran out of time...

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zoldergoose, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:12, archived)

COCK FEET!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:03, archived)

SQUIGGY McCOCKFEET

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:03, archived)

hahahah cock feet!

Calls BODY on the photoshop one :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:03, archived)

this is b3ta, cock feet were to be expected

Anyone want to do the legs?

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:07, archived)

I've done the body, who do I send it on to?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:10, archived)

Nobody is playing :(

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:11, archived)

I would, but these things are always done during the day when I don't have photoshop :(

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:12, archived)

www.sumopaint.com/web/

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:14, archived)

well its here if anyone wants to finish it :)

s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/46786/1242389771/template.jpg

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:16, archived)

haha

top shop so far

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:17, archived)

nice....just got this wee chap in the post :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:04, archived)

this little fella is very cute...

but I have no idea what this game actually involves...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:05, archived)

lbp is awesome...and about to get more so

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:08, archived)

you can hide drugs or leprechauns in him

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:05, archived)

Cool!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:05, archived)

nice surprise :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:15, archived)

argh!!!

Everyone but me is getting one! I was subscriber 4000, so i should have got one by now!!!

(kung_fu_russ, btw. My level is called 'Freddy Mercury's Treehouse')

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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:27, archived)

will add you to my psn list

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:34, archived)

What sexy breasts.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 15 May 2009, 13:04, archived)

haha ace

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Shada, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:07, archived)

cockfeet!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:15, archived)

7 Shape ... Dyson has nothing on him

7-Shape Vector Wilf Lunn (T-shirt, Poster)
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If you want to be immortalised in this same way and be part of my project,
then just go to this page here. It tells you about the project and how you
can send me a picture and be vectored. Also you can suggest famous
people that you might want to see.
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View All My 7-Shape Faces Famous & B3tan
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(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:02, archived)

wilf! :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:02, archived)

cor! ace

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:04, archived)

Superb!

needs more of this

www.trembirth.demon.co.uk/sounds/jigsaw.wav

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:07, archived)

Wednesday was Line Dancing Night down in Bay 426....

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:43, archived)

YES!

this is ace! :D *clicks

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:44, archived)

Hooray!!!!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:51, archived)

hahahahaha!

reminds me of the opening clip for Rogue Squadron 3

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:51, archived)

Wheeeeeee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:53, archived)

Hahahahaha!

Lovely...
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:54, archived)

woohoo!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:56, archived)

That's no glitterball . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:58, archived)

Stompy robot thingies FTW!

Stormtroopers, I think they are called eh?
*Is down with the geeks*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:02, archived)

brilliants!!

HAHAHA

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:58, archived)

it hurts my eyes

I am going to see the chiropractor on Tuesday, to sort my neck out :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:45, archived)

Why don't you go to Iran and bum a man

They'll sort your neck out in a jiffy

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:45, archived)

I want to keep my head attached to my body

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:48, archived)

Are you suggesting all Iranian homosexuals are chiropractors?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:49, archived)

oh oh oh oh!! I feel like trolling. can I troll? PWEAAAAAAAASE?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 15 May 2009, 12:50, archived)

No. Go to bed.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:53, archived)

Are you lying there waiting for me with a punnet of strawberries?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 15 May 2009, 12:54, archived)

and a trowel full of wet cement

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:56, archived)

that isn't neccessary, but still it sounds quite enjoyable

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 15 May 2009, 12:59, archived)

I warmed it for you

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:04, archived)

*ensnuggles under doona*

god I'm a sad depressed shit. :(

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 15 May 2009, 13:05, archived)

I don't mind

people like you are more grateful :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:06, archived)

yeah but at the end of the day what do we walk away with? not a lot.

fuck i was happy five minutes ago.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 15 May 2009, 13:08, archived)

So was I.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:09, archived)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 15 May 2009, 13:09, archived)

Nooo

You are supposed to go to France for neck problems.
Some kid will sort out the problem.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:01, archived)

HAHAHA!

That little prick hasn't been around here for a while. I wonder if he's alive?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:34, archived)

*Slaps Thigh*

Woo! Noonage All.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:45, archived)

good lord

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:45, archived)

cheers HT

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:51, archived)

Bloody hell..

That's brilliant! *clicks*

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fannycradock, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:45, archived)

soup herb!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:45, archived)

O_O

Epic.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:46, archived)

Hell yes

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:46, archived)

hahahhahahahah! completely and utterly awesome!! *clicks!*

sorry for the TJ, but anyone on here knows of any good servers for Left4Dead? I played the demo a while back, and it was full of 15yrold americans swearing at each other over voice chat. I'm half tempted to pick up a copy if there are normal people playing...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:47, archived)

troll them!! those fuckwits are so much fun to troll, especially if you own at the game.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 15 May 2009, 12:48, archived)

cant be bothered.. I just wanna play the game, and not have to endure "your mum" jokes

and arseholes who think they know best who scream and sulk when they die as no one stuck to his "plan", and then trying to ruin for everyone else....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:50, archived)

aw man I used to get off on that sort of thing.

after all it's just a game, how can you take it seriously?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 15 May 2009, 12:52, archived)

Yeah, its just a game, and they go nuts - but with their reaction, it its the same as people who feck about, talking, shouting and making phonecalls in a cinema...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:56, archived)

so you wind them up untill they totally rage, what are they gunna do? threaten to pwn you?

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

be even funnier if one broke his console in the rage. I'd love that.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 15 May 2009, 13:00, archived)

Haha. You want to get yourself

invited to a 25 man raid in WOW that's being run by an American kid and his guild. I've never heard such apoplexy when things go tits up.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:01, archived)

Find some friends - L4D is all about playing with friends

There's a quite a few b3tans who play

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The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:49, archived)

Thats why I traded it in

None of my mates had it, and I fucking hate playing Xbox live with kids

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:51, archived)

that's why I stopped my sub to xbl gold...

I tried teh demo of L4D on pc, and thats where I bumped into teh twats...

Quake live, if you pick a UK server is generally ok, aside from the usual campers...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:54, archived)

I couldn't give up my Xbox live

I have a srious probblem with CoD... even if I am a bit shit

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:56, archived)

I find the easier a multiplayer platform is to access the higher percentage of cunts there are on it.

Like on the PS2 online which was pretty fecking hard and unknown at the time pretty much everyone was great. Once you bounced to PS3 online and everyone had broadband everyone turned into a typical screaming xbox cunt though.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:00, archived)

Have a look at

www.5punk.co.uk
It started off from over here, so there is a b3tan mindset to the place.

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Randomgazz, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:02, archived)

Hahaha

Brilliant stuff.

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:48, archived)

nyuk nyuk nyuk

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 15 May 2009, 12:48, archived)

Instaclick!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:49, archived)

brilliant

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:52, archived)

superb!

clicks muchly!

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harribobs invented christmas on, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:57, archived)

Bloody wonderful

It must have taken you a yonk or two!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:02, archived)

literally.

(Sawdustman now with added giro. again, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:43, archived)

hahah reminds me of a famous error in Abramowitz and Stegun

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 15 May 2009, 12:47, archived)

Ipod Touch The Sides

s2.b3ta.com/host/creative/38966/1242387562/dildoofthefuture.gif

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Octo I ruin everything., Fri 15 May 2009, 12:39, archived)

oh..

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:40, archived)

link please

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:41, archived)

done

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Octo I ruin everything., Fri 15 May 2009, 12:53, archived)

...

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:42, archived)

BIG BLACK ELECTROCOCKS

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Shada, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:42, archived)

Parliament? Where?

*looks around*

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:43, archived)

I'd like this up my tight wet pussy

edit: stuff that, if people can get away with bikini shops and worse...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 15 May 2009, 12:43, archived)

You really are a prize cock

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:44, archived)

Hahaha! Does it come in majenta...?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:58, archived)

hahaha

:-)

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Octo I ruin everything., Fri 15 May 2009, 13:01, archived)

Ha ha ha, shit.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:05, archived)

proper painfull helpless laughter here :D

(ruff secks R.I.P. uncle Jim :(, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:17, archived)

flub

ace

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:58, archived)

They can't afford CGI dinosaurs in the new Harry Potter film thanks to the recession

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/mid/8051764.stm

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:38, archived)

heheheh

I know that dino all too well.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:39, archived)

Arrrrgggghhh

You fiend

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:39, archived)

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Shada, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:42, archived)

Mmmm...useful

(hating swallows is 20 yards from the nearest Jaffa cake, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:35, archived)

hahaha, brilliantly useless and even more depressing

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:36, archived)

"So tell me, are you a 22ml consumed or a 478ml remaining kind of guy?"

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:38, archived)

pffft!

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:40, archived)

278ml left?

I'm more of a "hey after this crate, and the crate under the table we've only got three crates left" kind of a guy.

(hating swallows is 20 yards from the nearest Jaffa cake, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:43, archived)

Unless he's European it'd be 90ml consumed

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:45, archived)

You're not wrong

That was so strange I was in Finland last summer and the pubs all have pint glasses (568ml) but they serve you 500ml in them, that missing 68 is bloody annoying.

(hating swallows is 20 yards from the nearest Jaffa cake, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:50, archived)

Bastard evil waiter in the Conan Doyle nicked my friend's pint on Sunday

There was still the last mouthful of beer left in the glass. She was very upset, she likes beer.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:39, archived)

It's complimentary, my dear Watson

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:42, archived)

what a prick we nearly got kicked out of a pub after we complained about the last bit in our jug being taken

needless to say we don't drink there any more.

Although the notable exception was when they had a free beer and wontons thing. By fuck I left hammered.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 15 May 2009, 12:42, archived)

The Conan Doyle's gone downhill a bit

They managed to screw up my friend's food order. TWICE. First time the waiter brought the wrong order, then he brought the hastily-assembled Welsh Rarebit. Minus the cheese.
We might find somewhere else to eat.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:48, archived)

I can't recommend the coogee bay hotel

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 15 May 2009, 12:49, archived)

Agreed

I love making a huge fuss about a couple of mouthfuls of old warm flat beer with backwash in it

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:52, archived)

I PAID FOR IT

and besides, it's more the circumstances in which my incident happened, the bar bloke was a right cunt A RIGHT FUCKING CUNT AND FUCK IT, I WAS WAITING FOR HIM TO LAY A HAND ON ME OR MY MATES SO I COULD FUCKING FLATTEN HIM. We politely requested several times that he return our little bit of beer in a jug and he pretended not to hear. He did however miraculously hear our under the breath insults. HE CAN'T HAVE A LARGE PENIS. LITTLE ARSELICKING SHITFORBRAINS BARCUNT.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 15 May 2009, 12:59, archived)

Ah, but how do you REALLY feel?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:00, archived)

now? um, strangly not as miserable as usual

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 15 May 2009, 13:01, archived)

Drinking

myself sober. utoob, music, beer, the wife & daughter long since sleeping - sorry sack of shit am I.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 15 May 2009, 15:23, archived)

F16 Bi-plane anyone ?

click for embiggening.

(Redbull_(UK) pfffft, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:30, archived)

does it likes other planes AND boats too?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:31, archived)

Nicely!

That's very clever good sir, haev some woo!

(Super Oaf Petit filous?, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:31, archived)

haha, that looks pretty cool

they should make these

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Shada, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:32, archived)

DakkadakkadakkadakkaBOOM!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:33, archived)

hahaha, that looks fecking awesome!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:33, archived)

I would buy one of these

depending on the price, of course.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:34, archived)

Woo!

bring out a X-wing version and I'll buy 3!

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Weetobix, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:43, archived)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:58, archived)

that's lovely

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:46, archived)

HELLO THERE

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Shada, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:29, archived)

HAI

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 15 May 2009, 12:30, archived)

HELLOO!!!

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Shada, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:30, archived)

Ooh, disturbed click.

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zoldergoose, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:30, archived)

hahaha

marvelous. He looks like the nemesis of Felix.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:30, archived)

what big teeth you have

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:31, archived)

ren and stimpy dance

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:33, archived)

you noticed that I've been watching Ren and Stimpy a lot lately :D

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Shada, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:33, archived)

oh hi psycho animal thing

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:35, archived)

Needs more Erik Satie!

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:40, archived)

nope, don't know that name

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Shada, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:43, archived)

Don't make me post the link.

Because god help me I'll post the link.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:45, archived)

post it, man, post it

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Shada, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:46, archived)

By god you made me post it.

www.b3ta.com/board/9446934#post9446939

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:49, archived)

taste my clawed foot, cityfolk!

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Shada, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:51, archived)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:11, archived)

Hahahahahaah

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:12, archived)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:16, archived)

Can someone tell me the max dimensions for icon gifs?

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:26, archived)

15x13

www.b3ta.com/challenge/icon

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 15 May 2009, 12:27, archived)

Cheers

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:28, archived)

nuke them from above

there's a crack in gers bottle, dear dbroon, dear dbroon

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:14, archived)

everyone?

that's one way to cure a virus, I suppose.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:15, archived)

no just the vatican..ps I like the use of green and white hoops

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:17, archived)

pfft

I hadn't spotted that... it's based on an NHS flu-jab advice poster, which uses those colours.

and I don't want to even think about football at the moment, so shoosh, please.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:22, archived)

haha they lost to rangers a week back

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 15 May 2009, 12:26, archived)

and?

they then went out and threw away the points they gained on us..
so I'm not that fussed :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:32, archived)

I was hoping insight a riot on the internet

I haven't been hit with a virtual buckie bottle :(

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 15 May 2009, 12:39, archived)

hahahahahahaha!

Ii know it was joked that he looked like the Emperor when he first became pope, but it's apparent he's almost as nuts...

I'm half expecting him to announce a great clone army of the vatican before long...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:15, archived)

pfft

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:18, archived)

something...something... dark side!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:21, archived)

Super, and scarily plausible.

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zoldergoose, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:15, archived)

Hahaha yes

Superstition LOLs

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 15 May 2009, 12:20, archived)

Personally, I love myths and legends

I think using them as a basis for disease control to be a tad foolish though

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:21, archived)

I don't know.....I heard centuars were a good cure for swine flu.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:23, archived)

I try to live my life as similar to Jareth from the Labyrinth as possible

and I've not got AIDS yet. I think that's proof that it can be done.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:25, archived)

There you go

proof if proof be need be

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:27, archived)

^ needs more Currency Cat

;-)

Edit: problem solved -

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:31, archived)

I preferred the currency susan.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:37, archived)

I think I say this automatically now

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The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:43, archived)

serrano tutti fatto il Pope

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:20, archived)

Vaffanculo pezzo di merda Papa

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:26, archived)

haha

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Shada, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:26, archived)

hahah would be funny if it was further from the truth

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 15 May 2009, 12:28, archived)

pedant alert

tuberculosis is not a virus (bacteriologist blog)

Woo!

(prostheses, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:30, archived)

yes, you have a point there.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:32, archived)

it's something

that riles me in crappy newspaper coverage...however, doesn't detract from the quality of the pic!

(prostheses, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:33, archived)

heheh

quite

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:36, archived)

Oh dear

Here is the news

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:07, archived)

If you tolerate this piss

then your bitter will be next
will be next
WILL BE NEXT!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:11, archived)

Shirehorsese LOLS!

(AMadDayYes, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:20, archived)

\o/

Though I think it sums up the Manics pretty well too

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:23, archived)

I'm not offended by the painting

I am offended by the Manics bland, derivative pop with faux-deep pretentious philosophising lyrical content the average 14 year old would be embarassed to have written

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:11, archived)

well put

I am of a similar opinion

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:17, archived)

*agrees*

(just my opinion, based only on Everything Must Go; each to their own)

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Bee Nice |-|, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:21, archived)

Does anyone even care about them anymore?

They had their five minutes.
All the 'fans' have grown up and moved onto other similarly insipid and 'edgy' bands like ... oh, what's in the charts now...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:23, archived)

If only they'd disbanded after the first album as they promised

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:37, archived)

they should have really

but this album is very good, as opposed to the last 4 or 5 which have been toss.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:00, archived)

it does kinda look like a zombie

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:11, archived)

I expect Ritchie does now, as well...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:20, archived)

if Nicky Wire was my best mate

I'd top myself too

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:41, archived)

And you got a ELO song in there as well :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:11, archived)

whiney Welsh gits...they should slap a sticker on the track side of the cd as well

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:13, archived)

haha

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:21, archived)

The frontman disagreed that Saatchi favourite Saville,..... had intended to depict a bloody face. "It is her brushwork," he said.

right.

(halloumi slowly pushing you down the board on, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:16, archived)

Pity or Pitiful?

Seen these adverts all over the tube recently..

(sc597, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:05, archived)

No i haven't.
Have you?

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:06, archived)

Yes

Well as good as. I'm not sure what the original "time to consider" campaign is all about, some sort of viral. I'm sure we'll find out in due course..

(sc597, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:08, archived)

Here's a blog article about 'em

Don't want to link to the actual campaign for fear of falling into the trap of propagating the viral!!

funkadelicadvertising.blogspot.com/2009/04/timetoconsidercouk-mysterious-poster.html

(sc597, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:14, archived)

No, he is just a compulsive lier, who now believes his own lies

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:08, archived)

I'm too busy scowling at the cunts that step on my heels to look at the ads.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:08, archived)

i was intefered with this morning!

down there! on the train by a pervert

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:26, archived)

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