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Wolverine - The RAGE explained.

The embarassed cast HATED having X-Ray vision.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:27, archived)

Knew it

It was obvious when they did that "yellow spandex" wink gag

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:30, archived)

How rare!

TJ - Maru the Wonder Cat has surpassed himself!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:31, archived)

Am I the only person who fails to get the whole

Maru thing? It's a cat just doing the things the majority of cats do.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:34, archived)

Yes.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:34, archived)

^THIS^

....and NO.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:35, archived)

I used to have a cat

and like Maru, it also played with it's cat toys...

Freaky isn't it.

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Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:36, archived)

i get mail addressed to me as maru

i am not a cat.

mark.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:42, archived)

you're so against the grain!

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Shada, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:43, archived)

If I knew what the whole 'Maru' thing was, I might have an opinion on it

/none the wiser

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:44, archived)

It's a cat

He's cute, he does cute things. He's Captured The Public Imagination.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:46, archived)

in other words... He's a cat

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:46, archived)

Sheep dreams

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:13, archived)

WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:13, archived)

Noooooooo!

research is best done whilst in REM.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:21, archived)

hahah

I have actually programming problems in my sleep although mostly I am being chased by chairs

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 16:25, archived)

I once dreamed that I was re-programming my alarm clock, to stop it going off (it was going off, in real land)

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:27, archived)

my alarm often ends up in my dreams when its going off too

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 16:34, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:27, archived)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:50, archived)

thanks a fucking bunch

now I want a pie, and I'm unlikely to get one!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:52, archived)

I haven't seen him about in a while

did the illuminati cart him away?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:22, archived)

He convinced himself he was

post modded then banned. Which I understand is nonsense.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:23, archived)

hahahahahaha

he banned himself?

hahahahahahaha

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:24, archived)

Only HE can see the TRUTH of his banning! We are all ASLEEP and don't UNDERSTAND. :)

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:29, archived)

here, this may help:

zapatopi.net/afdb/build.html

I hope to see lots of these at the London Bash :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:31, archived)

That's an impressive amount of effort

for a simple pisstake!

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Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:34, archived)

have you checked out the 'testimonials' section?

it's brilliant

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:35, archived)

I hadn't

but just did.

This is what the internet was made for!!!

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Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:37, archived)

his profile is still active

I think he was 'adjusted' so that only he could read his replies on board

I tell a lie, he tried to post last week :)
/just checked his recent activity

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:24, archived)

He posted

on the 14th of May. I can see that post but I can't see the thread it was posted in because I probably have the thread originator on ignore.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:28, archived)

ah no, I believe his acc. was tinkered with so no one could see his posted piccies

and thus no one could reply to them :)
He's literally in his own little world here on b3ta :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:30, archived)

That's quite sweet really.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:31, archived)

I could be wrong, but that seems to be the case :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:32, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:32, archived)

hehe, the Goat came back (under a diff. name)

as far as I'm aware he's still about, although not posted recently.
he came back to enjoy the lighter side :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:33, archived)

I thought they dreamt of androids.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:14, archived)

only the electronic ones

which i suppose this one is sort of

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Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:21, archived)

mmm, electric men!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:25, archived)

I thought sheep dreams are made of cheese?

But who am I do disagree...

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:19, archived)

I travel the world and the seven bries

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:20, archived)

Emmentale is lookin for somethin

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:23, archived)

*applauds*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:25, archived)

some of them want to

ewes you

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Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:28, archived)

Some of them want to

Brie de Meaux

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:32, archived)

The Toon Army don't disagree.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:21, archived)

in trouble at work now lol, genius

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Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:22, archived)

While waiting for it to load

I was sure that the sheep would be counting people.

I was wrong again - wasn't expecting the dog in a tutu for some reason.

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Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:25, archived)

Nobody ever expects the dog in a tutu!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:26, archived)

Too much effort to draw owt, so I aminated instead...

ORIGINAL

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..wil, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:04, archived)

holy shitting fuck thats amazing!

*clicks!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:05, archived)

CFB

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:21, archived)

Any chance of

getting that in FUCKING MOON SIZE? ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:22, archived)

Yes.

Just click.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:01, archived)

Pahaha! Cheeky!

Very Woo though!

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Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:08, archived)

haz no relevance sorry wil (sweet ad)

but it is my first animation, today ron is playing ginger haired squirrel woman hazel blears...

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Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:14, archived)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:21, archived)

Bloody rubbish.

Do it again.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:14, archived)

that is so very WOOOOOO!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:16, archived)

lovely stuff

all that cutting out must have taken ages though!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:23, archived)

Drokk!

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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:29, archived)

House of Commons has picked a new speaker

(Peter_G, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:52, archived)

haha!!!

is that a fatcat?

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:53, archived)

facat?

(Peter_G, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:54, archived)

*approves*

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Joliet, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:53, archived)

You see

this is why I love Clive, you make an image that doesn't require much talent at all and it still gets praised :D

(Peter_G, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:56, archived)

Dogs FTW!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:54, archived)

Nope.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:55, archived)

Silly human!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:57, archived)

you are wrong on SO many levels there

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:57, archived)

Haha my faith in politics is restored!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:55, archived)

Mind if I drop this here?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:57, archived)

Nice...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:03, archived)

Its too orangy for cros

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:03, archived)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:04, archived)

Kia Ora

It's too orangy for crows.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:05, archived)

it's just for me and my dawg

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:53, archived)

haha

It's just for me and my b3ta.com/board/9459579

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 16:06, archived)

I want this:

cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&Item=320373699929

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:57, archived)

A fine vehicle indeed.

...and a very fetching ribbon.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:05, archived)

cliiiiiiiive

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connor, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:04, archived)

Hahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:04, archived)

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

*click*

(Peter_G, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:06, archived)

haha - quick and shit

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 16:10, archived)

hahaha THIS is what is needed!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:12, archived)

OOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 16:16, archived)

hahahahahahaha!

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mozza, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:25, archived)

*applauds*

*adds some more fluff*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:06, archived)

If I could have been bothered to animate, it would be slightly less crap!

But I wish to continue my Portal thoughts...
All you artists are quivering in fear now aren't you?? :)

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Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:49, archived)

That's actually twisted my brain quite a bit...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:52, archived)

this pleases me!

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Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:54, archived)

next time... just animate it...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:52, archived)

I was aiming to..

but had a sudden lack of...well..everything really!
Pfft, damn my lack of energy today.

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Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:00, archived)

meh

not just me then.
i couldnt even be arsed going to the toilet earlier so i just shat and pissed in my pants.

(suboftheday, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:21, archived)

Ahh surfin' b3ta while covered in your own faeces

You are living the dream!

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Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:25, archived)

this is lovely!

great idea, have a click!

(a bit bigger would be nice)

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:52, archived)

I fear the abuse of going over the size limits..

I've seen what happens to people on here man!
You weren't there...I wake up sometimes...and I can still hear them...
the screams...it never stops..
It was only 3K dammit!!
But they'll never be the same again.
Just a shell of a man.

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Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:05, archived)

Round and round and round...

PARKLIFE!

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Joliet, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:53, archived)

Yeah... but does it tile?

~~Can it be milked?~~

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:54, archived)

(Peter_G, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:55, archived)

I feel I have failed on the tiling prospects!

The trunk just isn't right. But as for milking..only if it is in the mood!
*edit* Arrgh, too much elephantage on one page!

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Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:56, archived)

Hahahaha! Everybody's doing it!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:57, archived)

(Peter_G, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:58, archived)

still alive

this is a triumph.....

(suboftheday, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:23, archived)

Half!

(uusipaavalniemi I am poo., Wed 20 May 2009, 15:48, archived)

Arf!

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Joliet, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:54, archived)

haha!

oh deary me...

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:56, archived)

Pfffffffffffttttttt!

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Shlvng, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:55, archived)

:/ *edit *Thanks all! :D

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:44, archived)

hehehe

This has cheered me up alot *click*

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Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:45, archived)

haha good!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:46, archived)

Cheering up? Have this too then, the Tuesday of all film stunts:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VtDlsUIch8&feature=channel_page

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:47, archived)

Hahahaha!

Swan vestas! \\o/
Ace!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:45, archived)

Happy Buffday, Captain Kenny!

Captain Kenny! RAWK!!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 21 May 2009, 8:13, archived)

Genius!

:D
Have a waterfowl related pea...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:46, archived)

Ha ha ha

how silly

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:55, archived)

Pfffft

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:56, archived)

Hahahaha...

*Click* :)

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Ninj, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:47, archived)

wonderful!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:47, archived)

Hahaha that's superb!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:47, archived)

Hahaha!

You loony!

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Joliet, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:47, archived)

hahaha

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:48, archived)

Hahahaha

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:48, archived)

brilliant!

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Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:50, archived)

haha

clicks :)

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:51, archived)

What's our Vesta Victor?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:56, archived)

Arf!

What OS do they use?
Swan Vista?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:58, archived)

yay

Now I know why the queen is so rich

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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:10, archived)

heh heh

great:D

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:37, archived)

Weekly Wednesday Draw Off - 2000AD

Subject suggested by Smallbrainfield
Next week it's all things Spumco, subject suggested by Redsushi

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:01, archived)

A slightly thinner take on Durham Red than you usually see...

Click for bigger (194 kb)

Had to rush it, so the guns really arn't done, and the knee
pads and shins had a really crap colour job, but never
mind!

Edit: Cheers ya all! :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:01, archived)

it's like a cross between her and Aeon Flux :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:01, archived)

this is the best i managed to find with out my computer

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:25, archived)

*click*

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:26, archived)

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:29, archived)

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new_matt, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:34, archived)

lol

Fnar :)

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:36, archived)

hahah :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:39, archived)

Ha ha ha

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:32, archived)

Very nicely done.

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zoldergoose, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:02, archived)

amazing

what does anyone know of malware?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 20 May 2009, 15:07, archived)

exactly, the pholosophical question.

Just what can anyone know?

( I'm suspecting you are after help rather than speaking rhetorically, ;) fire away ).

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:08, archived)

malware is bad

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:14, archived)

mmmmkay

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:15, archived)

From the French, mal

meaning badly.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:15, archived)

excellent.

I loikes that.

Once again nothing from me. I've just walked through the door from meetings. ( which were about digital art tutoring funnily enough ).

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:07, archived)

You are Casper

AICMFP

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:09, archived)

beats walking into them I suppose.

stupid wives ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:10, archived)

I may have been living under a hedge for 34 years but

Has anyone seen THX-1138? Never heard of it but saw it in the shop for eight squid. Looked brill.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:08, archived)

er, it's what George Lucas made before Star Wars

It's why all the star wars films have robots and references to thx 1138 in them

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:08, archived)

I'll crawl back under my hedge then.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:10, archived)

i like it

it's got Donald Pleasance in it.

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:25, archived)

I disagree

My hedge only has a shrew in it.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:31, archived)

It's a bit dull.

I'd feel cheated if I'd paid £8 to watch it.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:10, archived)

£8? I swear I saw it in HMV for £3 yesterday

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:10, archived)

Are you sure. HMV doesn't exist anymore.

Plus it's the new 'directors cut'

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:11, archived)

"HMV doesn't exist anymore" - then the staff in Oxford Street are REALLY dedicated :D

I think it was just the regular version

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:13, archived)

Eh?

I used to work there and have heard nothing from me old muckers

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:15, archived)

I thought they were Savvi now?

Or was that Virgin?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:19, archived)

Virgin became Zavvi, then they went bust a few months back....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:21, archived)

They'll reopen soon as Mininova:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:22, archived)

Neither of those exist anymore

afternoon, board!

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:22, archived)

'noon matey!

*squeezes*

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:24, archived)

Hey fella, how are you?

I've just had the weirdest morning :)

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:25, archived)

Did it last until now? That is weird.

What's occurrrring?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:27, archived)

You know those days when you get an early morning phone call summoning you to b3ta towers and you have no idea what the Führer has in store for you until you get there?

It was a bit like that. We spent most of the time playing on his new trampoline :)

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:30, archived)

Hahahaha! That's filthy.

My morning was much better than yesterday and even better than Monday.
/quit smoking blog

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:37, archived)

Oh good luck

keep up with it and don't give in like I always do

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:46, archived)

*waggles helloy hand*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:31, archived)

hey 'ghostie

be seeing you in a couple of weeks now...

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:32, archived)

Yes, Virgin Megastore became Zavvi.

HMV is still alive, offering products at wildly variable prices.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:23, archived)

It's quite interesting for its time

but you'll find it dated. Worth having in a collection I suppose but not something I expect you would watch over much.
More of a 'downloader'

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:11, archived)

Yeah I had a feeling it would be more in the seminal genre

not for everyone's tastes.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:13, archived)

Get the "Extra Giant Kittens" DVD version if you can

tribs.uuuq.com/THX1138Kitten.jpg

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:12, archived)

Its pretty good.

Quite bleak, a bit flawed, genuinely odd and strange (It drops you straight into its world with no real explanations) and you can't help but wish that Lucas would have carried on in a similar style. Worth watching, anyway.

(

Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 20 May 2009, 15:12, archived)

this sums it up

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 15:34, archived)

I bought it from Amazon for about £2

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 15:33, archived)

very nicely done

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:08, archived)

fantastic sir!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:15, archived)

Calista Flockhart?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:59, archived)

oooh yes

they are great

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:01, archived)

Wow

That's rather special! To think all this happened nine years ago!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:01, archived)

i'd have watched it

couldn't find a source of the original lawgiver which is disappointing

(

gravytrain, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:01, archived)

We get our botties smacked if we post none art images!:O

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:02, archived)

i'll post what the fuck i like!

*nerdrage*

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gravytrain, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:03, archived)

I know that's why I posted mine as a reply to this rather than in the root thread...

;)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:03, archived)

pfffft

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:02, archived)

e'gads...I was half watching that new detecive series he's in

and cringing at the applling North East accents in it...

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:03, archived)

Did this first...

(

Smallbrainfield, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:01, archived)

awesome!

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:02, archived)

...then I did this as well

Alternative versions of both pics on my blog.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:02, archived)

Cor!

have a nemesis in appreciation

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:03, archived)

Yowsers

... stunning work Mr. Toast

(Squawker, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:33, archived)

Credo!

Excellent

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 20 May 2009, 21:47, archived)

that is utterly AWESOME!!!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:04, archived)

the teeth are perfect :)

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:10, archived)

Just remebered this from yonks ago as well

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:37, archived)

Is that drawn or 3d?

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:57, archived)

S'drawn

Took me a few days.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:23, archived)

blimney!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:30, archived)

Did anyone see that channel 4 doco about the 2000ad artist?

About his life now with MS?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:02, archived)

I didn't see it...

Which artist was it?

Edit: John Hicklenton. His work on Nemesis was bloody awesome, really visceral and distorted.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:05, archived)

John Hicklenton

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:22, archived)

haha

superb!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:03, archived)

Bulge-tastic!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:10, archived)

Cor, they are something else. Have a very quick "Unusually home on a Wednesday" Dredd head :)

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zoldergoose, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:01, archived)

Stomm!

That's ace!

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:03, archived)

Judge Pasanonic?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:03, archived)

damn, toasty, that's FAR too good!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:02, archived)

Bloody Nora that is awesome! :D

Have a Skizz:

EDIT: Thank you! And next weeks draw off is going to be ruddy excellent.

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fannycradock, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:02, archived)

hahaha, he's having a poo!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:03, archived)

Pfft silly

he is having fun japes.

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fannycradock, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:04, archived)

Haha, that's ace!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:03, archived)

Now that

is old skool. very nice!

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Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 20 May 2009, 15:04, archived)

Yay for Skizz

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:05, archived)

hahah, brill! :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:05, archived)

This makes me think of Booga!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:12, archived)

swearing and bombs!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:02, archived)

oh yes!

*click*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:04, archived)

You're far too good at this....

yay for DR & Quinch. Clickety-click.

(Squawker, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:45, archived)

Yay!

My favourite 2000AD characters :)

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:48, archived)

Borag Thungg, motherfucklets

photomashythingy I did in preparation this morning as I am at work and have no scanner possibilities that wouldn't get me in trouble.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:02, archived)

We did David Icke a few weeks ago:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:03, archived)

do not speak so of the Mighty Tharg, nonscrot

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:13, archived)

groks in a sci-fi way

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:20, archived)

Who is the source?

Either Max Clifford or errrr, darn, it looks familiar
Have a Slaine while I keep thinking

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:04, archived)

haha excellent slaine

I see the max clifford resemblance.

I just took the first big pic of a bald man I could find...
maddogdesignstx.com/Gallery/albums/album01/Bald_Man.sized.jpg

regretted it when I got round to doing the top lip...

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:06, archived)

May I *click* this 'til my mouse hurts?

Awesome! :D

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Ninj, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:03, archived)

yours is a bit too good toasty,heres my thrown together rogue trooper

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:04, archived)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:05, archived)

Chopper went a bit wrong :(

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:05, archived)

So I cheered myself up with a Hewligan

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:06, archived)

Did you know that Swampy appeared in 2000AD?

He was protesting a Spaceport being built and by digging tunnels. They just sealed him in with concrete and made him part of the foundations.
I read recently he's now living with his partener and three kids in a yurt in Wales.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:10, archived)

I had half a go at Halo Jones

But then remembered I can't draw when she began to look like a drag queen.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:07, archived)

Top stuff Toasty.

I do declare you are getting better ( or less lazy ;))

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:09, archived)

yesssssssssss

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:09, archived)

These are ALL good!

Damnit, now I want to learn to draw...

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:10, archived)

What the hell is Spumco?

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:13, archived)

John Kricfalusi

(ren and Stimpy )

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:17, archived)

oh. right, cheers for that :)

oh well, it'll save me making an effort for next week then,
can't say it's a subject that appeals

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:46, archived)

are you kidding?

John K is fantastic. You have not lived until you have read some George Liquor and Jimmy the idiot boy!

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:01, archived)

comics, you mean?

bah. Not my cup of tea for reading material

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:04, archived)

cartoons. Animations.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:20, archived)

You can read his blog here.

johnkstuff.blogspot.com/
He's passionate about animation, to the point of mania at times. Ren and Stimpy (at least the season he produced) was excellent.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:23, archived)

Heheh

I thought it sounded a bit rude

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:26, archived)

i know nothing about Dredd

sorry for crapness - only had 30 mins to do it in.

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:14, archived)

I probably know less than you about Dredd*

But this is purdy!

*Stoopid fat fingers wanted to type "dress" there*

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Joliet, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:47, archived)

dredd in a dress maybe :D

i'm probably going to carry working on this - its not finished :( but glad someone liked it :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:53, archived)

I can just see him in a nice Gingham number :OD

(

Joliet, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:54, archived)

maybe pig tails

coming out under his helmet :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:57, archived)

Not very finished and I remember him better from the Eagle

(

owensanity, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:16, archived)

haha

top stuff

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:18, archived)

Woooo :)

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:26, archived)

Mekon Hot Re-Entry Action!

Woo!

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:28, archived)

I simply love this!

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:49, archived)

Judge Dreddlock

Top stuff Toasty!
Coo! This is a bindun!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:29, archived)

What humans?

(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Wed 20 May 2009, 15:36, archived)

Wow! Fantastic work by everyone!

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:36, archived)

awesomeness!

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:46, archived)

weekly now?...COOL!...

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:47, archived)

I lost a hat very similar to that at the Hammersmith Apollo while watching Bottom Live 4

:O(

(

Joliet, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:53, archived)

I've come along too late to reply to all of you so I'm just going to throw a big fat HUMUNGOWOO! out there for you all to share

(

Joliet, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:48, archived)

Okay, so I never read 2000AD

and I'm an hour late.

But have a Mekon

(

b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 May 2009, 15:58, archived)

That's grand!

(

Smallbrainfield, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:57, archived)

Awesome!

There's not enough 'I like this' buttons! Can I have a larger version of Judge Death to put on a t-shirt, please? He's the aceness! :-)

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bruised_blood has no bruises, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:42, archived)

I like these ones

: )

(

--- ---, Wed 20 May 2009, 23:40, archived)

That

is fucking awesome and I want it's babies

(

Weetobix, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:21, archived)

fucking hell

your drawings are always good

but these are especially good

WOO! HOUPLAH! PANOWIE, GENTLEMEN

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:11, archived)

Put out the lights; put out the lights; put out the lights on London city ...

CFB

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:59, archived)

WIARIYP etc

Nicely

(

zoldergoose, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:00, archived)

What about Wyatt Urp?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:01, archived)

Cheers mcdears

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:09, archived)

RAIN RAIN GO AWAY COME AGAIN IN ANOTHER VAGABOND PICTURE ANOTHER DAY

Woo! :D

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:01, archived)

Yay!

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:10, archived)

why is there always acid rain in your pics?

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:05, archived)

Here's something that needs inventing:

Chocolate-coated crisps. Salt n' vinegar flavoured crisps, obviously.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:08, archived)

Is that the back of St Pancras?

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:13, archived)

*ding!*

That's Londawang!

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:15, archived)

It's a what now?

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:29, archived)

Yes it does, doesn't it.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:30, archived)

hola geoff

(

Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:10, archived)

Oh hello

How you doing fella?

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:01, archived)

Why are you so sodding clever?

Have a WOO!

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:58, archived)

Kind of a variant on the Star Wars/WWII theme that seems to be in effect today...

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:50, archived)

Hahaha

That painting on the ship looks like a tranny

(

Joliet, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:51, archived)

well what did you expect from a guy that fancies his sister?

(

inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:53, archived)

Nope she's proper laydee...

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:54, archived)

Enola Gay

was a tranny, fact!

(

The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:59, archived)

She should have stayed at home yesterday.

~~yesterday~~ throughout 1945.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:12, archived)

hahahha, brilliant!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:52, archived)

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:35, archived)

I hope they never got their dog fixed.

EDIT: Woo! by the way. :P

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:36, archived)

This made me laugh: channelate.com/2009/05/08/surprise-pary/

then I laughed even more when the I realised that the page's twitter widget says the guy (page author) is in the shower

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 14:38, archived)

hahaha

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:40, archived)

Haha

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:40, archived)

HA HA HA

that's very good :D

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:40, archived)

Pfft!! :D

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:41, archived)

either way, just so you know, I'm out

...

who'm I kidding? a weaponised lawnmower? I'm in.

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:37, archived)

ARGHHHH MOWERS!

Now you're just playing on my fire fear

(

Victor Meldrew, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:37, archived)

It's a love and hate thing...

I love reading them..
But I hate reading them here...'cos that means that tomorrow morning, when I go to your site, there will not be a new strip for me! :)

That makes me a sad elf!

(

Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:37, archived)

hahaha

were you aware that you were doing the wrong art?

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:37, archived)

Oh no!

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:39, archived)

All this time and you've been doing it wrong!

You should be doing etchings of brisk country scenes.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:40, archived)

I've wasted my life!

(again)

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:40, archived)

maybe he/its angry at your chosen topic due it he/it being a shaved ape:P

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:42, archived)

I have a chosen topic?

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:46, archived)

weetabix

(

inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:48, archived)

No that's just the eyebrows:D

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:50, archived)

Do they still do Topic bars?

It all came about as someone posted an image of a tiger lass. The artwork was ok, they'd obviously taken some time doing it but the gayshift seemed to think it was perverse. She was even clothed!
This is why I don't normally b3ta at night.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:50, archived)

i don't b3ta at night

because i'm sleeping

(

inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:51, archived)

I'm reading through that thread in full.

Funny :D

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:53, archived)

Yeah I'd just located it for ya

www.b3ta.com/board/9457816

FFS the image was good enough, certainly more talent than I have and it's retards that have never posted an image in their lives that are putting it down.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:55, archived)

Some people just like to flame.

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:00, archived)

that's why my ignore list is so big:P

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:04, archived)

Christ what a shower of cunts

Just read that thread, bloody awful :(

(

slight yoinks!, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:20, archived)

Has Scarlet suddenly turned into a Mexican?

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:37, archived)

to keeell her

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:38, archived)

it makes me happy

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 14:40, archived)

but not with

absinthe

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:41, archived)

Coz that would screw up the Terrorvision song.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:43, archived)

they manage to do that themselves

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:44, archived)

No the single mix was crap

The album version rocked!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:45, archived)

I liked Oblivion

everything else was crap

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:46, archived)

There's some stunners on that album

Pretend best friend, Middleman, ALice what's the matter!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:56, archived)

did you do that yet?

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 14:44, archived)

not yet - I haven't had the time - although I'm getting together with a load of friends next month

I was thinking of springing it on them and enjoying the carnage.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:46, archived)

youd best practice with some mixers to disguise it

I really can't remember what I used

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 14:47, archived)

rohypnol?

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:48, archived)

isn't rohypnol

tasteless and odourless?

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:51, archived)

No that's Katie Price and Peter Andre

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:53, archived)

*instant rimshot*

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:55, archived)

thats why its great as a mixer for your daterape drugs

Go to the bar, ask for a nice tall glass of rohypnol, stir in a few drops of GHB.

And robyna's your transexual aunt

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:54, archived)

to keeell her

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:41, archived)

it feels fine

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 14:45, archived)

to keeell her

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:00, archived)

ha ha ha

I'm not going to say Mind Piss I'm just going to call you a cunt and be done with it

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:38, archived)

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:39, archived)

Sneek peek at tomorrow's script:

Scarlet: Ay ay ay. TACOS!

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:45, archived)

Haha

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:46, archived)

when did Scarlet turn Spanish?

*checks back*

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:38, archived)

hehe, this is not going to end well somehow ;D

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:39, archived)

wong?

(

inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:41, archived)

She's Mexican.

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:42, archived)

a mexican squirrel hooker

... vampire

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:43, archived)

there you go JJ

that's the plot sorted for the next few weeks...

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:48, archived)

you're welcome!

sheesh....

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:57, archived)

yeah

I think Scarlet's taken a blow to the head...

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:42, archived)

yep.

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:44, archived)

good i didn't ask

(

inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:46, archived)

1) Excellent as ever

2) I am also keen to see Guy Ritchie's Sherlock Holmes having watched the trailer this morning.

(

Joliet, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:51, archived)

I would not like to see

Disney's G-Force after having seen a trailer for it last night while I watched Star Trek getting raped by JJ Abrams

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:54, archived)

I clicked on the G-Force trailer thinking it was a movie of "Battle of the Planets" (G-Force being another title for it)

Hopes....dashed.

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:58, archived)

indeed

3D seems to be a new way to make shit films shitter...

:(

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:03, archived)

Bit quiet at work

found out they were also used in Arclight strikes over Cambodia

Click for huge

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:27, archived)

I'm on a tightrope, baby, nine miles high

Striding through the clouds on my ribbon in the sky ...

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:28, archived)

well make sure you don't hurt yourself

or I'll give you wrong!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:30, archived)

I wrote a poem as a fucking teenager that contained the line

"The children are learning their rights
From our wrongs ... "

Oh yes.

Jesus I'm so glad its not yet possible to go back in time and meet oneself, as the kicking I would get ...

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:32, archived)

your are billy bragg

AICMFP

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:34, archived)

I like Billy Bragg.

He's not annoyingly righteous, somehow. Seems like the sort of bloke you could have a beer with without needing to punch in the face much.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:35, archived)

i love billy, i just got into him about 6 months back

but his lyrics are sometimes bizarrely awful:

Now that the space race is over
It's been and it's gone and I'll never get to the moon
Because the space race is over
And I can't help but feel we've all grown up too soon
My son and I stand beneath the great night sky
And gaze up in wonder
I tell him the tale of Apollo And he says
Why did they ever go?
It may look like some empty gesture
To go all that way just to come back
But don't offer me a place out in cyberspace
Cos where in the hell's that at?

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:38, archived)

See ...

Now I want to punch him in the face.

I still think that one of the best lyrics ever written was

"It's wrong to wish on space hardware."

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:41, archived)

i wholeheartedly agree

I big fan of, less profound, but still ace ones like:

"It may have been camelot for jack and jacqueline
But on the che guevara highway filling up with gasoline
Fidel castros brother spies a rich lady whos crying
Over luxurys disappointment
So he walks over and hes trying
To sympathise with her but he thinks that he should warn her
That the third world is just around the corner"

"just because you're better than me, doesn't mean I'm Lazy
Just because I'm dressed like this doesn't mean I'm a communist"

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:52, archived)

ha ha ha

that's profound; found, professionally...

this is possibly one of the things that hold up the development of time travel...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:34, archived)

I'm on a tightrope baby, one thing that I found..

NOT AS GOOD AS THE FIRST ALBUM :D

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:31, archived)

"Stone Roses?"

"NOOOO!"

"Second Coming ..."

" I liked that album ... "

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:33, archived)

hehehe

I still think of Turns into Stone as their second album..

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:33, archived)

Second coming is TERRIBLE

Ive got a few decent bootles (including a live dvd) from that era and the SC songs translate far better in a live context.

(

Victor Meldrew, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:36, archived)

It... had it's moments :)

The first track was good, but yes all very Led Zepplin-derivative

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:38, archived)

Well all rock music is going to be blues-based

LZ were just the first pop band to give the overdrive the extra bite.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:43, archived)

Tightrope's ace

As is Breaking Into Heaven and Driving South. And Ten Storey Love Song is a guilty but lovely pleasure.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:42, archived)

Is it doing lots of little poos?

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:32, archived)

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:18, archived)

Cor!

Love it.

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fannycradock, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:19, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Nicely done :D

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:19, archived)

hahahahahah! Perfect :D

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:20, archived)

Lovely.

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:20, archived)

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:21, archived)

I like this

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:23, archived)

or do I?

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:23, archived)

yes - I do...

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:23, archived)

Yes you do.

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:23, archived)

correct

you win... a used bus ticket

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:24, archived)

What has it been used for?

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:26, archived)

I ate it

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:27, archived)

Hahahaha...

(

Ninj, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:28, archived)

Mum?

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:28, archived)

double:D:D

(

Elvis impersonator, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:11, archived)

excellente!

clicks

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harribobs invented christmas on, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:34, archived)

hahaha

eye bogglin'

(

Elvis impersonator, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:06, archived)

classic

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:15, archived)

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mozza, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:29, archived)

oooh, missed this. This is excellent :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:47, archived)

The sweet smell of seXcess...

Click for breast enlargement

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:17, archived)

oh god that is creepy

(

Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:18, archived)

Yet strangely arousing too eh?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:18, archived)

ha ha ha

nice one BBDO

:)

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:19, archived)

Holy Shitting Cuttlefish™! Kill it with Torches and Flaming Pitchforks!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:20, archived)

Bwahahaha.

Hiya Moley! You ok sir?:D

(

Ninj, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:28, archived)

Hallo Ninj!

I'm feeling hot, hot, hot!
How's you?
:D

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:32, archived)

Tired mate

:( but apart from that okeedokee :)

(

Ninj, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:47, archived)

fucking hell

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gravytrain, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:29, archived)

hahaha

'sexcellent

(

Elvis impersonator, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:09, archived)

Right, I have decided this thread is now an official

Fluffy Time thread

you may now post your fluff.

(

TBL I posted this on, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:15, archived)

*rakes around in belly button*

BLUE FLUFF!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:16, archived)

Awwwwww!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:17, archived)

*eeeeent*... the good news is... you can walk again...

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:51, archived)

Have some old topical fluff:

(

fannycradock, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:18, archived)

how would space bat's echo location finding sonar work

in space?

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:19, archived)

Very nicely

thank you.

(

fannycradock, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:20, archived)

I dispute this

due to the fact that space is too runny for sonar to work... also it's confusing and it smells of rocket farts

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:22, archived)

SCIENCE!

(

fannycradock, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:28, archived)

where science and magic meet

there is only SPACE BAT - the silent percussionist of the stars!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:32, archived)

DRUM SOLO

*silence of flailing arms*

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:41, archived)

LISTEN TO THE SOUND

*crawls out of the shadows with a tamberine between my teeth*

(

fannycradock, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:45, archived)

ZOMG!

*shadow display*

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:49, archived)

It quacks

and the only place a quack echos is in space

(

fuscous, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:28, archived)

Hahahahahahaha this am ACE

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:23, archived)

I haven't got any fluff

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:18, archived)

my friend who knows about these things

says that Vin Diesel is not a homosexual, he's a Trappist Monk!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:20, archived)

I was as shocked as you are to find out

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:26, archived)

I genuinely don't know what to say

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:26, archived)

are you also a Trappist Monk?

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:28, archived)

I believe I might be

Well it's something to chat to Vin about when I meet him...

Oh wait!

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:29, archived)

never get a monk to take down phone messages

this is the only advice I can give you...

"... okay - Dave called.... Huge big 'D' ... in gold filigree... with a dove and some cheese on toast... fighting a unicorn just for good measure..."

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:32, archived)

but how can I tell if they're a monk over the phone?

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:35, archived)

they still answer the phone by saying

"WHASUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP?"

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:37, archived)

Now I want an ice-cold Bud :(

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:43, archived)

no you don't

trust me. There are so many great beers available, why not have one of them?

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:45, archived)

fluffs!

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arrangedletters, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:19, archived)

I don't do fluffy. Have smug instead

Click for bigger (65 kb)

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:19, archived)

Brilliant sir!!!

(

Ninj, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:29, archived)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaRF

ace

(

Elvis impersonator, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:09, archived)

Fluff!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:19, archived)

Did you see

you can buy original tribbles on ebay at the moment, they are going for a 'buy now' price of $5000. Grrr.

(

fannycradock, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:22, archived)

Yeah, but all you've got to do is buy one

and you'll make a fortune selling all of its offspring :)

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:33, archived)

Have some fluff taken on Sunday...

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:19, archived)

Awwwww!

Where did you take that?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:20, archived)

Banham Zoo,

got some corking shots, will be uploading them later to that there flickr, and at 'full size'
/which is MUCH bigger than this

//corking shots, not bad for a complete amateur :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:21, archived)

Lovely!

I can't wait to visit Jahled at the zoo again to see the new Meerkat area. They have a tunnel underneath it now with a perspex dome that comes up in the middle of their lair :D

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:22, archived)

In soviet russia you pop your head up at the meerkats ;)

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:23, archived)

He took it to the pictures

and then for a candle-lit supper afterwards

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:22, archived)

The cold, dead eyes of a killer!

You are Jahled AICMFP.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:21, archived)

awesome photo

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:12, archived)

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:20, archived)

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:20, archived)

Mongoose?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:21, archived)

yay for fluffeh tiem

(

hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:21, archived)

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:23, archived)

(

..wil, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:27, archived)

Why is Britney Spears next to that dog with tits?

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:29, archived)

I cannot explain this picture

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:31, archived)

Oh dear gods KILL IT.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:28, archived)

fluff

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:23, archived)

(

..wil, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:29, archived)

thats some low gravity

there ...poor little doggy

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:53, archived)

*cutes*

(

Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:34, archived)

That's nice!

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:41, archived)

my pippa fluff

(

harribobs invented christmas on, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:41, archived)

down but not out :)

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:06, archived)

he can still walk on his graspers

(

Shada, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:06, archived)

now theres an idea!

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:07, archived)

His penis is all knobbly

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:07, archived)

isn't everyone's?

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:07, archived)

*looks*

Nope... not everyones...

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:09, archived)

i know some girls

who dont - but only a few :D

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:09, archived)

My sister's isn't!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:14, archived)

I think they're love beads....

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:07, archived)

...yeah....you'd know

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:09, archived)

Hmm, Honey Roasted Cashews just spat over keyboard!

Thanks for that!

(

Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:10, archived)

hahahaha

he's got bad piles :D

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:09, archived)

Piles of what?

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:10, archived)

metal bits!

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:10, archived)

metal tigers? :D

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:11, archived)

haahaha

maybe :D

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:12, archived)

Nicely :)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:08, archived)

::D

thank ya!

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:10, archived)

poor 'bot..... surely they can rebuild him... better, stronger, faster....

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:08, archived)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:09, archived)

arf!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:10, archived)

Goodness gracious me?

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:10, archived)

yes

The 6 Million Rupee Man

we can rebuild his legs from coffee stirrers

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 14:13, archived)

I don't remember that :(

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:20, archived)

yours was good!

*soothes*

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 14:49, archived)

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:12, archived)

but we have filled your hump with tasty sweatmeats

you shall never be short of a pancreas again!

*I like this*

(

arrangedletters, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:16, archived)

Arf!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:21, archived)

hehehe

i think we could :D if only his legs would walk back :D

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:11, archived)

I SHALL NAME IT BISHOP AND IT SHALL BLEED WHITE.

:)

I rather like this I do :)

the picture rather than robot evisceration... which, I suppose, I mildly tollerate as long as it isn't entirely gratuitous.

...woo!

(

arrangedletters, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:15, archived)

hahaa

thank you sir :)

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:16, archived)

Meanwhile, on Hoth...

(

Ninj, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:05, archived)

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:06, archived)

(

zoldergoose, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:12, archived)

Yes!

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:06, archived)

haha

woo! :)

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:07, archived)

Isn't this the retake of Iwo Jawa? :)

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:07, archived)

Top Shop as ever!

Also, David Hasselhoth?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:07, archived)

Bless you, you know me TOO well :)

(

Ninj, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:11, archived)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:18, archived)

Haha, ace stuff.

(

zoldergoose, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:08, archived)

Oh that is superbness sir!

*click*

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:08, archived)

Thank you Barbie!

(

Ninj, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:11, archived)

what do you mean you tried that already

you jumped down here just a second before I did

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 14:14, archived)

bloody hell, *CLICK!!!*

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:10, archived)

Thanks Stevie!

(

Ninj, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:11, archived)

well that's just massively special

:D excellent works :)

(

arrangedletters, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:12, archived)

Ta sir!

(

Ninj, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:16, archived)

win

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:15, archived)

Beautifully done.

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:19, archived)

Ta Moley

(

Ninj, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:29, archived)

i say old chap

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:01, archived)

Everything seems to be in order

This is real.

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:04, archived)

SCIENCE!

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:07, archived)

*gets in the party mood a little early*

Final reminder, 2000AD draw off in an hour

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:56, archived)

Goddammit!

Stop being supremely awesome! STOPPIT!

(

Joliet, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:57, archived)

GO DREDD GO DREDD GO

(

Shada, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:57, archived)

fuck me

that's good

(

claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:57, archived)

WOO!

Very excited, the antici......................pation for this draw off is immense.
EDIT: This also makes my drawing seem proper pants :)

(

fannycradock, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:57, archived)

I got too excited

I've done 5 pictures (featuring 11 characters) and 2 silly animations (that was the second of those)
My favourite picture is also in two colour versions.
Best draw off ever and it hasn't even started! :)

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:02, archived)

you would do the only draw off I want to play in when I'm stuck in the library :(

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:04, archived)

shhhhhhhhh!

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:04, archived)

arf!

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:05, archived)

I gave you a weeks notice :P

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:05, archived)

oh... :(

then I should have come online this week :(

balls.

still there can never be enough 2000AD on the board. I wants to see Mean Machine!

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:07, archived)

GAH!

I have done one picture, with a probably too obscure character. In pencil. However I have spent a good hour on it, which is about ten times the usual time spent. SCORE!

(

fannycradock, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:08, archived)

Brilliant :)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:58, archived)

That is just fucking rude!

You need to tone down the quality of your posts!
That is far too good!

(

Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:58, archived)

I vote we crack open Toasty's head and feast on the talenty goodness inside

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:58, archived)

I'll bring the crackers....

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:08, archived)

He dances like me!

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:58, archived)

impersonating a judge? that's 20 years in the cubes perp!

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:59, archived)

ever read Dredd Vs Predator?

"you are accused of the murder of 17 Judges. How do you plead?"
"Voookksssshhhhh-ah-ah-ah-ah"
"I knew you'd say that"

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:01, archived)

I don't think I have. I've seen it, but not got a copy

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:03, archived)

its not a brilliant one but its worth being in any collection

I heard a rumour about a Strontium Dog movie recently, i wonder if there's any truth in it.

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:05, archived)

The Judge Minty fanfilm looks awesome so far

www.2000adonline.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=24248

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:11, archived)

wow.... I would do fucking weird things for that costume

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:13, archived)

WOW!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:21, archived)

awesome !

gets a big CLICK

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:00, archived)

Firstly, How do you animate such things so well?

Secondly, how do you light such things,
Thirdly, the shadow.....just stop it!

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Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:00, archived)

3D magic

and lighting sorcery

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Shada, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:01, archived)

I vote we burn the Toast as a Witch!

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Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:05, archived)

1 make a 3d model of judge dredd

2 animate him with a bone system
3 render it with a single shadow casting downlight
4 post

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:04, archived)

bone system?

"you are accussssssed of living. the penalty issssss death"

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:06, archived)

It'd take me yeeEaeeEEaeEEeaars to do that with 2D animation :(

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Shada, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:06, archived)

I repeat my earlier burning as a witch theory!

There are definitely dark arts being used here!

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Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:06, archived)

kewl

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:01, archived)

Thas marvelous!

Can I pea this please:

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..wil, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:04, archived)

oooh, nicely aminated

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:05, archived)

Y Fank U!

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..wil, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:36, archived)

Brilliant!!!

...as always *click* :D

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Ninj, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:04, archived)

That's phenominal.

The movement is absurdly realistic.

A true wonder.

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Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:05, archived)

it's not all my animating

its an old mocap file that I bent in to a loop

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:06, archived)

If I even understood what that was

then I might do a little better, but however you did it, the effect is beautiful.

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Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:19, archived)

Camp dancing Dredd is camp!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:06, archived)

I don't read comics

*feels excluded*

;)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:06, archived)

you have missed out on some of the best british sci-fi of the last 30 years

all the best british sci-fi authors, tv and film writers started there

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:09, archived)

all of them?
must have been a big office ;)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:09, archived)

Crikey that's a good 'un!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:23, archived)

Nice : )

looks like mo-cap?
also...is that maya playblast/render?

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just fantastic... fantastc

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 21 May 2009, 0:33, archived)

Tanktraps.. useless

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:37, archived)

yes yes yes!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:38, archived)

superb bloody work

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 20 May 2009, 13:38, archived)

Awesome as always

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:39, archived)

Yay!

Is it retro Star Wars day again today?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:39, archived)

There should be a portion of every day devoted to retro star wars

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:40, archived)

This

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 20 May 2009, 13:41, archived)

~~day~~ hour

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J-Rod chortled as he came, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:46, archived)

I've literally clicked the last three posts

and it's not like I'm feeling generous. Too much hummus! Mae k BurRAiinnn h u rrrr t . x a@`

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J-Rod chortled as he came, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:39, archived)

'tis very nice!

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Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:39, archived)

wonderful :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:40, archived)

I like these things you do :D

I think I've learned more about star wars from b3ta than from the films themselves

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:40, archived)

utterly wonderful!!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:41, archived)

yeah right, those things trip up at the slightest touch of cable

a single tank trap would floor an entire division of them

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Shada, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:42, archived)

surely you just need to down one...

the ensuing carnage from just one being in the way would be enough!

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Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:43, archived)

True..

www.b3ta.com/board/8017428

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:47, archived)

Ahhhh, one of the most popular b3ta images ever there!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:48, archived)

So the newsletter said

*radiates smugness*

And 4/7 of my FPs are Star Wars related... it's good to have nerdy mods :)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:49, archived)

hnek hnek... "star wars"

ehhnnnehehh *sniff*

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Shada, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:53, archived)

4/9 of ninj's are too.

Both of you are in my opinion have been under-represented on the front page...

2 of mine are Jade Goody related. *oof*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:57, archived)

my only one took an entire year of repeatedly posting till they took pity on me

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:00, archived)

Awwwwww

Someone needs a hug and a series of FPs!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:08, archived)

This may be beyond belief...

But I had never seen that image before.
That is ace!

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Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:49, archived)

Taa :)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:50, archived)

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Shada, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:50, archived)

The hedgehogs! They do nothing!

I'm liking these.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:43, archived)

lovely

mind if I park this here. INWIOT

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 13:51, archived)

pahaha!

Didn't have the bottom of the image on screen at the start..
thoughts were. 'WTF, why is this so funny?'

Then scrolled down.
Woo!

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Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:57, archived)

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 13:59, archived)

Haha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:58, archived)

hehe

and the other one

I never get tired of seeing that clip of the early Boyzone on the Gay Byrne Show

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hr2ZKhV6eKc

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 14:00, archived)

I never get tired of lauging at the name "Gay Byrne"

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:03, archived)

it does have certain connotations

Boyzone had 2 Ensign Rickys of their own

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 14:03, archived)

tank traps no

long length of wire rope, yes.

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:51, archived)

This is magic

Beutifully done.

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Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:56, archived)

Take cover!

fantastic!

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Joliet, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:59, archived)

Stunning sir!!

*click* :D

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Ninj, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:05, archived)

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