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something crap
but I've been asked by the website tip squirrel to write a weekly blog for them - 1st one here www.tipsquirrel.com/?p=1325
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:11,
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That's actually rather cool.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:12,
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ha ha- cheers :D
only took 5 mins!
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:14,
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Squirrels with tips?
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:12,
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hhaaha
:)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:13,
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Pfffttt....
That's all I have to say
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:13,
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Very clever!
:)
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult. ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:13,
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:D
cheers!
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:14,
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Nicely!
It's good to see in a time of recession your are cutting back on the nonescentials!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:14,
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hahah
Glasses are for wimps anyway! :D
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:15,
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that is some excellent shoppage, sir!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:14,
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too kind sir
:)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:15,
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nice.
Tit squirrel?
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:22,
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heheh
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:24,
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Top stuff Sir
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:23,
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thank you!
:)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:24,
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Nice cheeky little Argentinean vintage, eh?
Top work, sirrah!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:24,
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:D
too kind! :)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:31,
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Bottom's down . . . it's a trip to sip !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:25,
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i wonder how you
would drink it - maybe with a straw :D
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:32,
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As an Alan Parsons Project lyric once said
The wine is real but the glass is fake! Nicely done.
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Tribs π¦ ↓ dn ΚΙΚ sα΄Ι₯Κ ↓π¦ ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:26,
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hahaha
ace! :D
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:32,
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This is you wine. This is your wine on drugs.
The cool surface picture doesn't link to anything by the way.
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Jeru War and Piss ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:28,
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yeah i let he know
shame as he is a fab artist! - coolsurface.blogspot.com/ :D
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:31,
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Splendid!
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:29,
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thank you sir!
:)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:32,
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mmmm...delicious!...
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:41,
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fantastic sir!
:)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:45,
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Happy happy joy juice !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:51,
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Thats quite nice
Mind if I vector it? I only ask because I am probably going to make a hash of it.
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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 21:14,
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DutyPaid ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:52,
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Haha!
Needs more Goatse.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:55,
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O__O
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:51,
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NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
ace as always :)
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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:56,
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no...this is pure crap...i got brainfreeze...
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:01,
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BLEH! BLEH! BLEH!
reverso-ace :) also nighty night all :)
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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:04,
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ANG
NYANGNYANGNYANGNYANGNYANG
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult. ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:02,
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Great overbite !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:28,
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Haha fuck yeah
I really like the colours too.
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 19:49,
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The Infinite Peter Andre
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mutated monty ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:46,
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Dear lord that is good :)
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:48,
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Hahaha
Nice, very nice. :D
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XLVII .uk ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:49,
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Yea
:-)
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:49,
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It's like a very inept clone invasion
Woo sirrah :D
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:50,
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That makes me think of Homer and his cloning hammock
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:51,
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top stuff!!
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McBadger COW ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:50,
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Pity it wasn't a cliff and he had that slapper tied to him...
Nicely :)
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:51,
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If he was tied to her, he would just use her tits to cushion the fall
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:52,
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hahahah, i actually seen part of this performance but walked out of the room before it got to the good bit
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:51,
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It's the stuff of nightmares!
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:55,
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clone line of crap...
...not good...(but you are)!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:55,
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haha :)
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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:57,
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whoa!
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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:03,
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By eck,
that's a goodun!
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:31,
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Woot!
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Sheep! ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:31,
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Can't get enough . . .
enough . . . enough . . . enough . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:44,
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I keep having to look away from this
it's doing my fucking head in. Have a click.
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 19:49,
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Wooo!
Have an infinidoyle!
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stunt_penguin | missed his b3ta birthday :'( ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 20:31,
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Ahh
GoOnGoOnGoOnGoOnGoOnGoOnGoOnGoOnGoOnGoOn
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mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris. ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 22:20,
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That's more like it!
Complete with bishop fwapping away in the background.
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Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com ,
Wed 22 Jul 2009, 0:28,
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HAHAHAHAHA
these are BRILLIANT! MORE!
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Harold Angryperson you'll never be the man your mother is ,
Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:32,
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If I'd have known this twat was 500 yards away from me
I'd have gone down to the beach with a selection of missiles
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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:18,
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absolutely fucking brillaint
yes that's BRILLAINT fick it
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Ysol ab abl blap ,
Wed 22 Jul 2009, 0:48,
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The bit where he jumps off the stage is very Prince of Persia (the original)
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Malchick ,
Wed 22 Jul 2009, 1:17,
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Some typically nightmarish stuff there
wonderful :D
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Fitznicely into a thimble ,
Wed 22 Jul 2009, 3:33,
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Today i wake up incredibly earlier and for some reason almost immediately start mumbling the lyrics to Mysterious Girl
then when i log on to b3ta I am greeted by this. Peter Andre is haunting me.
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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list ,
Wed 22 Jul 2009, 6:26,
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Hahaha
That's great!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 22 Jul 2009, 9:52,
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dear go
that is awesome.
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tb2571989 dies at precisely ,
Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:23,
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..
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:44,
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wiggy wiggy wiggy wiggy
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:07,
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weird how the pictureless posts get so much more attention...
bit unfair really
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mutated monty ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:20,
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the not very long-awaited return...
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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:33,
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Hahahaha!!!!
Four exclamation marks fanatastic!!!! :D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:36,
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Five exclamation marks makes you a mad man
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:39,
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There is very rarely a need for more than one. Five would indeed be absolute lunacy.
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:41,
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brilliant stuff
:)
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:42,
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Magical!
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:52,
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Cat do sticky poo.
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:28,
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Looks like he can;t get it out
like a rancid gall stone
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cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:29,
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Cat do sticky poo, wooooo wooooooo wooooo
Cat, standing on the toilet seat trying to do a poooooooOOOooooOOO Cat, do a sticky poo, do a sticky poo Let it stick to the bottom of the bowl CAT do a sticky poo, YEAH!!!
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:30,
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YEAH!!!
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:32,
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i want to do a poo at paul's house
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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:30,
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What is that ad all about, eh?
What on earth....??? :D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:31,
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Paul is Garry Gliter
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:32,
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Why is there a speedo there?
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:32,
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Blame the tuna !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:54,
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Because one's a rocker..
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:26,
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This deserves more 'woo'.
Woo. :D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:42,
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Bless you, kind stranger..
*sob*
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:53,
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W___I___D___E
__G___R___I___N
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 18:02,
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Chris Gaines vs. Bruno
Doesn't Garth Brook's failed alter-ego Chris Gaines from ten years ago look uncannily like Sacha Baron-Cohen's Bruno? Google image 'Chris Gaines' and see for yourself.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:09,
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But why didn't you show us in the form of a picture???
Hang on though..A Picture on a messageboard for pictures???? It'll never catch on!!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:10,
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OH HAI STAN
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:13,
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Good noon Sir.
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:14,
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How's lovely sheffield these days?
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:14,
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oxymoronic?
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:15,
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Arf!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:19,
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Still the same awsome-ness
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:18,
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good
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:21,
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yep
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:17,
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no, I wouldn't say it did
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:18,
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That's not Garth Crooks popular football pundit
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:22,
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How about no?
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult. ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:10,
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It's ok
the zombie will eat the serial killer before he can kill again
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:13,
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That face always makes me office lol
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:21,
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It is kind of special
:)
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult. ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:39,
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ClanSoul ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:10,
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/board != /b
...
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DaSchop gippie ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:19,
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perhaqps you'd like me to wipe your anus for you too?
dick
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:11,
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WHAT?
I've had about ten minutes on here today... thatnks for making them so special
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:11,
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You are a rolo!!
Now I want rolos!!!!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:14,
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you can have my llast one
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:15,
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BUSINESS, MOTHERFUCKER. DO YOU ADVOCATE IT?
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:13,
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do do doo dee dooo soopur kitten!!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:15,
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we like pictures on this board
if you want to start threads with pointless crap in text form, go to the talk board.
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Spunky McPunk not dead yet ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:16,
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:16,
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Pffffffft!
You owe me a coffee and a monitor
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:19,
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i had been waiting to post that : )
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:23,
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Hahaha
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:34,
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This is fucking awesome.
:D
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:23,
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this post is the worst thing to have ever happened in the entire history of the world
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:18,
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21/7/09
NEVAR FORGET
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the wub - guide onion for the blind ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:19,
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it dwarfs the holocaust
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:20,
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I've seen roadkill.... I think that may be worse
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:22,
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A picture is missing from your post
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:22,
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:28,
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yay! me pea too!!!!
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:30,
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dat is not so fresh... :D ...
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:20,
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Wonderful.
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:30,
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FRESH!...
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:17,
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-_-
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:59,
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Pipedog is upset with you.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:28,
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THIS MEETING IS TO DISCUSS THE ADVOCATION OF BUSINESS
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:40,
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Man at the front, stop picking your nose
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:43,
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Etiquette is important when advocating business
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:46,
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I hope one of his snakes bites the nose picking man
is where I meant to post it
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:49,
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I'm liking your snake idea. Let's run with that.
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:43,
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We would prefer it if you did not mention the CEO's skin condition
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:45,
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I can't stop looking at her, what have you done to the picture?
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:46,
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Oh fuck, I blew the deal.
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:47,
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The CEO is a mature man who won't let a business advocate suffer because of one minor faux pas
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:52,
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The women next to him doesn't look to impressed
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:54,
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She is still learning how to advocate business
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:57,
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I blew something looking at that pic
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:13,
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:51,
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SO MANY ADVOCATES
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:53,
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join me my smug friends
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:00,
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aka twat collection
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:06,
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HAHAHA
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ClanSoul ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:01,
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Didnt realise he was in Star Wars
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mick m ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:02,
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Fake
Too much hair Edit: and by that I mean Woo!
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Joliet ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:03,
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^this this this
with extra ^this :) i pointed exactly this out to my ladyfriend this sunday :)
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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:04,
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hahahhahahahahah! top 'shop!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:04,
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I KNEW he looked familiar!
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:05,
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Marvellous!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:06,
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I'd just like to take this moment to say that I am an advocate of businesses everywhere
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:08,
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just logging in
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Mitsy ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:14,
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Don't you be leaving your logs here!
Dirty, dirty, dirty beast!
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Joliet ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:16,
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hahahahahahhahaha
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:24,
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the good thing about crop circles......
first attempt at scolling movement thingymabob. not very good but you can have it anyway
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:41,
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:47,
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haha i can do straight lines
it's the round and round that gets me
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:48,
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Professor Chike is more concerned about the very important issue of tractor safety.
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:51,
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the cereal that thinks its a milkshake
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:52,
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You go ahead and laugh.
Let's see how funny it is when an out-of-control tractor swerves towards you at 2 mph
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:54,
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its happened
its not a nice feeling
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:55,
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Happend to me too
Now I'm an ex-tractor fan...
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:05,
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*spangs 'till the cows come home*
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Joliet ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:12,
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HE WILL NEVER TURN HIS BACK ON SAFETY
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:02,
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That's making me travel sick just watching it!
Nice first attempt
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Joliet ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:53,
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This makes me feel better!
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! I have had the worst fucking day. My new monitor was faulty so I had to return it to PC World. Β£8 taxi down They did have a replacement so I paid Β£70 more for a slightly larger monitor. Β£9 taxi back Monitor which I specifically asked to be as good graphics capabilities turns out to be piece of shite TV. Decide to go to thenearer High St Ken branch to get a refund and buy my old monitor back online. They won't take it and insist that I have to take it to the Fulham branch Β£15 tax to from home to HSK branch and back to Fulham branch. Arrive at Fulham branch and tell them I want a refund or a monitor that is really the same spec as my orginal one. They guy comes back with a brand new, boxed model identical to my original monitor. The one they said they didn't have. Β£10 taxi home. Total taxi:Β£42! Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! *composes extremely stiff letter to PC World*
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:53,
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i'll save you the bother...
they don't care
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:55,
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*joke about an erect penis*
Serves you right for buying stuff from PC World
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Joliet ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:55,
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damn right
their idiot staff are to blame here. TAKE EM TO THE FUCKING CLEANERS RIVERGHOST shoplift Β£42 worth of stuff from them
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:56,
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So... one USB a-b cable then
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:00,
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and maybe 4 AA batteries
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:06,
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Hahaha yeah
I did get some really cool gaming headphones though. EDIT: Ironically I did see a Windows Vista PC to PC back up cable for Β£20 IT was a posh looking crossover cable!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:11,
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Microsoft Lifechat LX-3000?
I have one of those, they are ace.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:12,
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They're ear defenders for when he's out shooting pheasants
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:14,
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I have some of those too
Little earplugs that let you hear voice but cancel out shots.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:15,
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Steelseries USB one with virtual 7.1 surround.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:23,
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ugh... that sucks... PC World really are crap
you should enter that onto fmylife.com
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:57,
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Your new new monitor was faulty
or is this your old new monitor still?
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:58,
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Why didn't you take the tube?
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:04,
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He hates flying head first around the city
And the monitor would hit him on the head on the way out.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:06,
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24 inch monitor and the Fulham one is no where near the tube.
Also the time issue.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:07,
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What are you swanning around the city in taxis for?
Don't they have buses and trains where you live?
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:05,
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What?
WIth the commoners?!:O
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:08,
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You went to PC World
This invalidates any criticism of commoners, my dear. ;)
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:10,
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That's different
Me going there was a bit like a royal visit for them. I like to give some back to the unwashed masses.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:12,
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why didn't you hoverboard?
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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:05,
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Not working
I got that from PC World too.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:08,
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WELL THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE PLANTED THE MAGIC BEAN THEY SOLD YOU AND CLIMBED THAT!
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Jeru War and Piss ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:10,
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but turned into a cow
and it wasn't even Y2k compatible.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:14,
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Just send them a letter which says 'TREDL' in size 72 font
And an invoice for 42 pounds.
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Jeru War and Piss ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:06,
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TREDL TREDL TREDL
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:07,
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:13,
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TREDL TREDL TREDL
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:14,
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Can you recommend TREDL for all occasions?
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:19,
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sometimes it can be unnecessary to introduce TREDL
if someone is already cooperating, for example
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:20,
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I would like some TREDL for my business plan.
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:22,
archived )
I think Columbo has some spare time
maybe ask him
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:28,
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He's not answering his deskphone.
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:29,
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He's got a cellphone now.
It takes him a while to answer though; every time his phone rings he pats all the pockets of his trench coat with a cigar in his hand and looks confused.
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:31,
archived )
Good news: Hey I got through
Bad News: I am accused of 2nd degree murder.
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:38,
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"there's just ONE MORE THING i want to know before i hang up"
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:49,
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Make sure you put your extremely stiff letter through a spellchecker
:D
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:13,
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"I live the minotaur"
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Jeru War and Piss ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:25,
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sorry but.....
L O L !
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in? ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:52,
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Weeeeeeeeeee!
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:01,
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buk
kake anyone? probs bindun, but sod it.
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darfbozo ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:41,
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I once saw a Japanese commercial like that once.
Milk marketed like Bukaki. But Youtube took it off.
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cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:42,
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yes that's def bindun!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:42,
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I wonder how much it cost to hire Dr Cox from Scrubs for these leaflets?
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:43,
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*is glad she wasn't the only one who thought this*
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Joliet ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:54,
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Oh good, you see it too
Everyone else I mentioned it to looked at me blankly, some even asked who I was and why i was talking to them...
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:10,
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Shit in their handbag
that'll learn 'em for not knowing their Scrubs
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Joliet ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:18,
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Bukkake bomb
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:43,
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buttcake bum
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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:06,
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You can't be too careful...
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:44,
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And there it is
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:44,
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the cake thats just plain wrong...
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:51,
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The kake
eveyone can share
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:57,
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earugh#!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:57,
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Ain't no party like a bukkake party!
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Joliet ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:07,
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For everything else there's Mastercard...
Is community spirit a thing of the past, an old tradition, or can it be re-built in all areas, by the young and the old? A good morning wave; a cup of sugar; a little gossip β Priceless; for everything else thereβs Mastercard. A short film promoting 'The Big Lunch,' being launched on 19 July 2009, sponsored by the Eden Project and Mastercard, is a nationwide event which hopes to create, enhance and drive forth this slow, dying sense of community spirit. MODEDIT: Hello spammer. Goodbye spammer. Again.
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danshq ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:20,
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bindun
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:21,
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Haha
Loving how quick the mods are today
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:21,
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ok another spam account to delete
woo hoo
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rob ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:21,
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*Bows before our ginger fuhrer's glory*
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:22,
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Wait! He's the peoples prophet!
He will teach us to live together in harmony* *Harmony is a trademark of Mastercard
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:24,
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The Harmony Crunch
™
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fuscous ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:27,
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Sounds tasty
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:28,
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Hello Rob
does we have to have any more shop a movie compos? getting a bit boring now...
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:25,
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I'm not a big fan of movie compos myself
but it was the highest voted last week and we decided to give the board what they asked for once.
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rob ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:27,
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In fairness it's brought up some real gems
And I'm in the top three for the first time \o/ Making Things In Real Life compos should get more props I think.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:31,
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hardly an image challenge and harder for everyone to take part in
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:32,
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It's true.
I have no arms or legs and operate my photoshops with a headwand.
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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:36,
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dobber!
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:37,
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i like real life compos a lot
especially when people make hitler in cheese I want more stuff like that - make celebs out of food etc
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rob ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:35,
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That's something everyone can enjoy
Last time I checked everyone has food, except those on hunger strike. Make it the next compo!
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:38,
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"Design your own television pilot starring you!"
That would work. I stand by the fact that would work.
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Jeru War and Piss ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:43,
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Tis true.
More people always take part in the real life compos, and they generally don't get so many reposts or quick shoddy entries.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:52,
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fair dinkum...
can we have a popular page on the compo suggestion page? (one that clears each week kinda thing?) Cheers I like bacon :)
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:51,
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Like I said "Community Spirit...Sponsored by a fucking credit card company"
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:22,
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I like bacon
how does this help?
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:23,
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You could buy bacon with your mastercard
And give it to your neighbours or something
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:24,
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*gives mastercard to neighbours*
okay where is the bacon? i'm confuzzled
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:25,
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Yes. I love a cup of sugar
And to divide it into neat lines with my mastercard before I snort it down.
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Zumf Ham banjo ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:24,
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Being launched two days ago
Damn b3ta's probation period!
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zoldergoose ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:25,
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thanks for share
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:29,
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Ah well
maybe your next effort will go "viral".
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fuscous ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:33,
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This is relevant to my interests.
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult. ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:34,
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No no no
You're meant to answer "other" when asked ANY kind of question.
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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:37,
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DRIPPY TIP
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:52,
archived )
awww, couldn't we just keep it in a cage? I promise to walk it and feed it everyday!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:59,
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..wil ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:02,
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Mastercard is a piece of plastic evil...
...meant to keep the average man down and in debt his entire life...so FUCK YOU!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:08,
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Davethefan began lurking again on or around ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:18,
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Well I laughed
Your big mistake was posting between two spam threads.
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fuscous ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:35,
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Thanks
I noticed, not the best timing. Glad it made somebody laugh anyway!
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Davethefan began lurking again on or around ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:37,
archived )
For everything else there's Mastercard...
The Big Lunch - The Eden Project, combatting social negativity Is community spirit a thing of the past, an old tradition, or can it be re-built in all areas, by the young and the old? A good morning wave; a cup of sugar; a little gossip β Priceless; for everything else thereβs Mastercard. A short film promoting 'The Big Lunch,' being launched on 19 July 2009, sponsored by the Eden Project and Mastercard, is a nationwide event which hopes to create, enhance and drive forth this slow, dying sense of community spirit. MODEDIT: Hello spammer. Goodbye spammer.
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Cbaby1986 ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:16,
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nice
you know, i went to france once and this kid burned my neck I didnt like it
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:17,
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:17,
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Post an image, QUICK!
I can hear THEM coming...
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:18,
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You might not like our community spirit - he's a mean drunk.
edit: Also, the Big Lunch occurred TWO FUCKING DAYS AGO.
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:19,
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HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:20,
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Community Spirit...Sponsored by Mastercard
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! FP this NOW!
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:20,
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Furballs & Revelations..
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:59,
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ace
now i cant get ballroom blitz out of my head
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:01,
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Not my original intention..
.. but I'll grab any glory that arises from it.
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:07,
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Ha!
Liking this...
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FoldsFive ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:01,
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and he's back!
:D Their new single was on t'radio last night Right here in fact bbc.co.uk/iplayer/console/b00lpmcn Sounds horribly like Queen
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:01,
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Ah, Muse..
.. next to Hulk, you're the 2nd greatest thing on planet earth.
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:05,
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once again though, with the new single I'm question whether its all an elaborate joke
that's just got way out of hand ;)
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:07,
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I can forgive them anything..
.. I've seen them live. Still can't forgive Hulk for his 'Professor' phase, though. Shocking storylines. Ach! I feel ill just writing about it.
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:11,
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But who would win between the Hulk and the Thing
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:16,
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HUUUUULLK!
He'd also batter Thor, Superman, Doomsday & Thanos on any given Wednesday..
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:28,
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Hmm. I see what you mean. It's like Battle of the Soundtracks - Conan vs Highlander. Nobody wins..
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:51,
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Aww, a huge improvement
a huge improvement
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:08,
archived )
Hahahaha
Lully news is lully
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:19,
archived )
The news should
always be just like this.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:17,
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Hallo, peeps.
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:55,
archived )
No Fern in that box
Only ugly little trolls.
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cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:56,
archived )
Oh Jack, what have you done?
Wait a second, doesn't pip already play this online? What kind of a geek is he?
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:58,
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O.o
I had no idea there was a board game...
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BkBilly You see... what had happened was... ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:02,
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I know
How sad do you have to be to buy a board game of a MMO?
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:05,
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...
Damn... I'd say... pretty sad.
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BkBilly You see... what had happened was... ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:08,
archived )
hahahahha! a board game too?
now it's just a matter of time before the RoLC movie is announced and Pip camps outside the cinema for a month before it opens :D
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:05,
archived )
yay
brilliant
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:07,
archived )
Do people play board games anymore?
I thought it was all iPhones this and Barack Obama that...
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:17,
archived )
Little nod
to an image challenge there!
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Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com ,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 20:35,
archived )
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