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# Hawtrey in Afghanistan
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Don't worry about the one you don't hear . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Oooooh I say..
Black Hawtrey Down?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 17:29, archived)
# i didn't know they stack shit that high!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 17:32, archived)
# You had best unfuck yourself!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 17:34, archived)
# you talk the talk...
...but do you walk the walk?!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Foraging for food . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:50, archived)
# They live mainly on drive-thru food
KFC, McDonalds, Burger King etc. "You want that with leaves?"

lol ;) Nicely Valin.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Mmmmmmn . . . oh yes . . . a side of leaves will do !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:54, archived)
# lies!
They would never fit under the roof, and if they drove up the curb thier hooves would never reach the window. And can you even pick thing up with hooves?

Sorry to poke hole in the logic, but everyone knows they would go inside and use trays. That way thier car won't smell of burgers and won't be filled with lots of yucky wrappers.

Science!
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 17:01, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Cracks me sideways !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Oh my!
Hai there little giraffe,

Oh, he's buggered off!

Wait he's back!

Oh, he's bugg...etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 17:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Get him nipper !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 17:11, archived)
# /0.0\
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 17:17, archived)
# The greater hooves theory has been preponderated once again !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Now I want KFC...
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 18:13, archived)
# Poot poot poot poot poot poot poot poot
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Putt putt putt putt putt
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:55, archived)
# THERE'S NO TREES!...
...WHERE ARE THE TREES?!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:56, archived)
# WE WANT TREES . . . WE WANT TREES !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Lovely :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 17:01, archived)
# When hunger strikes . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 17:03, archived)
# hahahahah! they sure are going a long way on one tank of petrol!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Right you are . . . they've more fuel than food !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Yea, but does it tile?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Sort of . . . CARAVAN !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Wooo
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 17:25, archived)
# beep beep ....hahaha..if you gotta forrage.....forrage in style:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 20:42, archived)
# Tickle Me Domo
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:49, archived)
# Does this come as a matching set ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:51, archived)
# I've just come in my matching set!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 17:09, archived)
# You've got tissues !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 17:12, archived)
# How do you know?
Are you spying on me?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Oh Tina.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:52, archived)
# one might be pleased to make the lady's acquaintence for an evening of mutual adoration
nice piccy too
(some fucker eat lead | shit bullets | wipe with brie, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:53, archived)
# In my head I read this in a classic Terry Thomas voice
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:58, archived)
# who is this (the girl, not the monster)
It is ringing the "familiar" bell (a well as the "lovely lady" bell, it must be said) and it's annoying me that I cannot name her.

P.s. It is not my mum.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Tina Fey...
............*yum*!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Alaska !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Alaska?.... I don't even know her!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 17:18, archived)
# *drops monocle*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 17:07, archived)
# O__-
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Spiffing work, old chap!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Good post number.
Congratulations.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 17:25, archived)
# quick! help Domo............wrestle her off
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 20:44, archived)
# My Top Facebook Fans
(I helped save b3ta! Peter RICK A dog that shits fruitcake? We're rich!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:30, archived)
# ...

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Lol for mace windu
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:37, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Pfft
Who made the Simon Weston grill?

Edit: damn you got me office lolling
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:39, archived)
# GMOS I believe.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Yep
That was a perfect image
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Amen to that.
I still say that tagline in my head and piss my pants.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:45, archived)
# GMoS?
Will this do instead?






(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Could you hook me up with Beth or Sarah?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Wind turbine is not fan
-10 points
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:32, archived)
# out of a possible 190?
or 100?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:39, archived)
# WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:50, archived)
# :D I've always been an enormous fan

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:32, archived)
# hahahaha....this calls for an award

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Hahaha
Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:43, archived)
# +ny
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:47, archived)
#

S P A N G !

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:42, archived)
# haha while we're at it
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:56, archived)
# this deserves more recognition.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Fandango !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Reckon it's that swine flu
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:24, archived)
# I doubt it, I've got wind too.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:26, archived)
# That's something to sneeze at !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:29, archived)
# aaaaaah lovely sea air........fuck!
what's that SMELL?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:39, archived)
# FEESH !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Let's do a war!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:00, archived)
# ace
love those beeeg hands
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:01, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:29, archived)
# FAT HANDED TWAT
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:01, archived)
# was that big train, or the armando iannuci shows?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:05, archived)
# I'm wracking my brain too
think its big train

*edit - it is www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQyxGTjZi2I :D
Warning, contains mild Catherine Tate
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:09, archived)
# brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:12, archived)
# I am dying to find a clip from a show called We Know Where You Live
Where Simon Pegg does a parody ad of the Ronseal guy felting a roof in the rain.
He says his piece with brutal authority and finishes it "that's what it's for, that's what it does. Now fuck off."
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:27, archived)
# sounds familiar
thought it was Big Train though, its not just him is it, other people do different ronseal type products
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Is it possible for Catherine Tate to in any way be 'mild'?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:14, archived)
# to comedy as korma is to curry
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:24, archived)
# hahaha
to comedy as Vanilla Ice is to Rap.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:29, archived)
# ^ I clicked that
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:16, archived)
# She gives me the horn....
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:41, archived)
# *Does a war*
FUCKING GET SOME!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:02, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Hehehe!
One of his medals was for pooing at Paul's house.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:05, archived)
# I bet his poo came out like a silk torpedo...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Oh yeah? Who's gonna stop me?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Fucking hell
it BURNSSSS
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Jesus Christ
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Ooof!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:30, archived)
# massive spang!
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:38, archived)
# hahaha
COLONEL BABYFACE REPORTING FOR DUTY WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
(some fucker eat lead | shit bullets | wipe with brie, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:10, archived)
# good god that's scary..... Like a military biological experiment gone wrong....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:13, archived)
# OK . . . cut the deck !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Hahahaha...

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Mmmmmm
Fried Panda
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:44, archived)
# ace!
/click
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:44, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Hey - cool.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Hello :)
How come you never sign up for the Derby bash?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:45, archived)
# because I'm a hermit and scared of the outdoors
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:48, archived)
# You make baby Prof cry

(damnnit, there goes my ploy to sauce you up and get you to sign my collection of zombie books!)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:50, archived)
# :(
If it wasn't so far and I didn't have to drive I'd be there like a shot
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Boo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:52, archived)
# like a snot?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Where do you actually live?
Not stalking you, just curious :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:55, archived)
# In your shed
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:56, archived)
# My third floor flat has a shed???
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:56, archived)
# They come as standard. Duh.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Oh yes, it's just theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:58, archived)
# *waves at you from your shed*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:58, archived)
# let me just type out my full address on an internet forum...
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Fine, I was just curious
I like to conflate geography with style of humour. To no purpose.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:00, archived)
# cambridge ish
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Cool :)
That puts you in the axis of incest
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Happy Toast, I think you're making excuses.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:56, archived)
# good deduction Holmes
you will next suggest that I am sat at a keyboard typing at this very second!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:58, archived)
# I believe you're currently at a keyboard. I doubt you are typing this very second, but I predict typing in the future.
*twiddles moustache*
*twiddles willy*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Replace outdoors with people and you have me
And even I'm going
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:50, archived)
# but I thought you were only coming because I promised to ply you with so much beer you weren't even aware of others?

(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Oh man, that would be awesome
Get me on the diesel and I'm fine. I vaguely remember a night at the blue note several years ago, I had 16 pints of diesel. In the end I was talking to strangers and I was even dancing at one point. Dancing I tells ya.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:57, archived)
# In fact, don't get me on the diesel
Horrible, horrible stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:02, archived)
# I'm assuming Diesel is a nickname for Guiness...
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Cider+Lager+Blackcurrant cordial
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Right-o
Cider I can abide by, Guiness however is pure filth.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:07, archived)
# This stuff probably tastes worse than stout.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:10, archived)
# I don't know, I had Turbo Shandy whilst camping, that tasted like turpentine
Vodka+Stella+VK Blue = Turbo Shandy.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Or type of cider maybe?
I had some Diesal cider in Devon last month
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Diesal? Sounds interesting...
by 'interesting' I mean 'like it was made by some wierdos in their sexual abuse shed'
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Not...dancing?! :o
I know I've had more than enough when I find myself dancing, despite reputations I actually have all the co-ordination of an epileptic smack head
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Moshing is pretty easy when you are drunk
And it doesn't matter how bad your coordination is because you can bump into other people and they like it. It makes it the perfect dance for me.

Gah, why are pixels so much easier to talk to than people >:(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:07, archived)
# I can seriously think of few things that better sum up my idea of IMperfect than moshing

I understand that people enjoy it, and that's fine of course...but I seriously can't stand it, or understand the point
/sounds snobby and shit
//is actually just kinda anti-social
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Drunkiminimus will mosh
Soberiminimus wont. That's all I'll say.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:28, archived)
# klingons' fecular problem?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Kitchen Fanny Parp
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Kleptomaniacs fire physician
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Kryptonite Fungal Penis
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:54, archived)
# keith flies preposterously
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Kan't Fink Properly
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:56, archived)
# krusty's fiber potatoes
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:58, archived)
# I love that film :D
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:51, archived)
# hahahahha! awesome
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Haha, tasty.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
I fear it may end up like this though.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:53, archived)
# this amuses me
while I eat my soup.

I am amused by this

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:55, archived)
# ARE THEE AMUSED?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:57, archived)
# I do not have soup.
I have Cup-a-soup.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:57, archived)
# The root of all evil.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:58, archived)
# TELL ME ABOUT IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:00, archived)
# I'd love to,
but Batchelors maybe watching.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:04, archived)
# HA!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Wonderful!!
*Click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Haha excellent!
I hear they do great noodles?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Bindun, shirley?


Click for bigger (107 kb)
(Azrepheal Just cos Im pure evil, doesnt make me a bad person, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:43, archived)
# this is the 3rd!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Arsebiscuits
:P
(Azrepheal Just cos Im pure evil, doesnt make me a bad person, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Not for me thanks
i'll stick to jaffa cakes.

But thanks for asking
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Hahahah
Inspired!

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:46, archived)
# I aint seen it before
and I kinda likes it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:47, archived)
# rock on....

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:49, archived)
# wow, this is pure headfuck to me
i always imagined the things at the bottom of their helmets as their mouthes, and the '^'line for their nose
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Me too.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:00, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant *bear Jews*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:56, archived)
# well...there's always the original...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 17:05, archived)
# TOAQ (Text on a Quatermass)...
...has been discontinued for being shit. Honest to God, I have no idea what I was thinking.
(some fucker eat lead | shit bullets | wipe with brie, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:42, archived)
# hahaha
divulge cracker, DIVULGE
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Owo to this.
(That's a slightly confused woo.)
(I helped save b3ta! George Spiggott, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:49, archived)
# what the fuck be this?...
...keep dat fire goin', baby-yo!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Tossing the Twiglet


I fucking love twiglets! And I heard Les Dawson was a massive fan too! What giant snacks would you like to see in sports? Hang on, this isn't /talk....

LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Jaffacakes
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:26, archived)
# I have jaffacakes at home
can't wait to go home

and then eat my jaffacakes
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Shoots round to Joe's house
* Pinches all the Jaffacakes
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Giant Jaffa Cakes in Discus?
That would be awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:26, archived)
# I love Twiglets
hate Marmite

apparently this makes me odd
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:26, archived)
# You freak!
I love marmite and cheese sandwiches, but I hate the marmite cheese! This, apparently, makes me right about everything and Mr Horrible is wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:27, archived)
# I love ketchup but don't like tomatoes
also I love orange juice and orange squash but I can't stand oranges
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:29, archived)
# I like woman
But I hate fish?

Does this make sence?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:33, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 17:17, archived)
# I'm not supposed to eat twiglets
they make me violent
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Great news about the pinstripe!
I'm really looking forward to seeing people's sexiness (and clothes :p) at the bash :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:40, archived)
# I hate twiglets, but if I ever have one I can't stop eating them for hours.
Like tomacco.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:26, archived)
# What's tomacco?
Is that when you smoke Ketchup?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Smoke me a Ketchup, I will be back for breakfast.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:30, archived)
# It's that thing that Homer makes in an episode of The Simpsons
Tenuous cultural references are my thing.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:31, archived)
# I haven't really seen The Simpsons since it was on BBC 2.
I suck at culture :(

*fucks off to critique a Renoir painting* ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:32, archived)
# I'd like to see an enormous battenberg
flatten Wayne Rooney
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:28, archived)
# THIS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:29, archived)
# One of our office cunts
had his birthday today.

No one likes him... but today he bought in mini battenburgs...

He's still a twat though
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Brought.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:31, archived)
# shut up
that's why ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Sorry, it just annoys me so much!
My best friend doesn't get the difference and I wanna punch him all the time for it! But he's in Scotland, so I can't, so he's lucky! Cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:34, archived)
# I knwo the difference
but I';m a crap speller and have fat pudgy fingers

hence my web0-based discourse often comes across as goobledegook
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Hahaha I love this story!
"I'll eat your cakes, chum, but I won't wish you happy birthday, ya cunt!"
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:31, archived)
# thats pretty much it
but it wasn't just me, so I don't feel bad
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Wayne Rooney is a cock! (Proof below)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Those cheese football things - for that lesbian throwing thing
wotsits - snowboarding
skips - amazing hat race
gimme the sports maize-based nom.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Afternoon :D
Are you well?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Hideous day of work death. I'm fine. Yooooous?
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Gah, bite all your coworkers for making it so shit!
I'm good, chillin out, maxing, relaxing all cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Your first suggestion lacks imagination!
And your other ones don't involve sports! YOU FAIL WOMAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:29, archived)
# duly edited MR SNACK HITLER!
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:31, archived)
# come...


come
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:30, archived)
# come!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:31, archived)
# GAH.
I know. I'm broke at the moment, it's all a bit decadent. Dunno. Gargh. Eep. Spew.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:34, archived)
# It's not decadent, it's a basic quality of life issue!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:41, archived)
# If you could send a fleet of sparrows to carry me there and back, and to shelter me through the night, that would be fab.
Kay thx by :D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:48, archived)
# COME INTO MY LIFE!
LET ME BE THE MAGIC OF ALL OF YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Could it be magic?
NO! IT'S FUCKING DERREN BROWN! IT AINT MAGIC, IT'S THE DEVIL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:37, archived)
# I take back what I said!
I like it!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Giant hobnobs used in the rowing events
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:28, archived)
# I would like to see this!
The race would be longer than if you used Rich Teas. They're shit! FUCKING SHIT I TELL YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:30, archived)
# You could use giant chipsticks as oars!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Did someone say Hobnob?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Wagon Wheels to be used in the discus. Obviously they'ed have to make them much larger, but I can live with that.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Like they used to be?
Reminiscencelols!"
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:30, archived)
# exactly!
also, what he fuck happened to monster munch? why did they change the names of opal fruits and marathons? why have I not eaten a Club bar, or a trio in years? Why are there no He-Man jelly sweets available in newsagents owned by shopowners whos duty it was to supply us with and endless about of penny sweets like discos, flying saucers, cola cubes and peardrops, as long as we had the funds? Why don't Feasts have a chocolate flavoured center that goes all the way through it? what happened to all teh arcades where you could hear the vectorgraphics star wars sit-in machine bleeping out a crappy rendition of the tune, and where a game of Operation Wolf would cost you 20p? Why is now pokemon cards - what happened to Garbage Pail Kids?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:34, archived)
# BREAKAWAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Blue Ribband, Taxi bars, Rocky Bars, Terry's Turkish Delight, Thurrocks Caramel
GAH! I'm REALLY hungry now...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:38, archived)
# you sound like one of those stand up comedians who's main source of mirth
is merely making people reminisce - like peter kay

NOSTALGIALOL

I know im getting old now though - adverts for 90s dance albums on TV have replace ads for 80s hits albums.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:39, archived)
# hahah, yes! Although i did get all excited when the old red car/blue car milkyway advert reappeared
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:45, archived)
# yeah - thats a quality ad
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:48, archived)
# oh i did smile when that came on
i used to love that ad "ohhhhhhh noooo, the BRIDGE is out!!!!"
:D
(anonymous blonde, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:14, archived)
# I had a big bag of NEW/OLD Monster Munch the other day
They were feckin' huge!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:40, archived)
# WHAT IS THIS WITCHCRAFT?!?!?
really? proper monster munch?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Indeed...
they were like

thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis big
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:48, archived)
# i would like to see
a giant hollowed out bacon flavoured wotsit in the bobsled run, leaving an icy, savoury trail of sparkling dust in its wake.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:30, archived)
# THAT WOULD BE WIN!
Now shop it!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Discos
Discos chucking event... would be pretty lethal.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:31, archived)
# It must be Salt and Vinegar though,
n'est-ce pas?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:33, archived)
# An excellent choice sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Pringle kayaks!
You have to finish the course before they go soggy and sink.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:32, archived)
# I like this idea!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:33, archived)
# KIT KAT WHITE WATER RAFTING!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:35, archived)
# CURLY WURLY CLIMBING WALL!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:36, archived)
# FUCK YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Damn you and your curly wurly ideas before mine!
I spent too much time writing down the specifics. Blast.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Do you have to eat your way down?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:42, archived)
# I like this...

*Image or it is not true!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:37, archived)
# CURLY WURLY CURLING
The curley wurly acting as the brush thing, obviously. A giant babybel as the stone thing.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:38, archived)
# THIS IS NOT AS FUN AS CLIMBING CURLY WURLYS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:42, archived)
# IT IS IF YOU ARE DRESSED AS A BUNNY.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:44, archived)
# giant donuts for a start

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:40, archived)
# FUCK YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:43, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:50, archived)
# haha
though when i first saw it i thought more of tossing the tubgirl but then i'm a bit twisted
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:44, archived)
# More happy news...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Leslie Ash?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Her perfect date...
...kissing will no longer be an impractical nightmare.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Phwoar!!!
I bet they taste salty
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Hahahaha
You're crackers, you are. How do you come up with this stuff??
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:22, archived)
# he looks northern
top stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:23, archived)
# hahah - looks like he's after the dark hams - kind of like a live action smallbrainfield
His shirt is a bit pixellated isnt it? Is it for a game?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:23, archived)
# It's because the taliban only have low resolution optical implants
Making HD camouflage a waste of money
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Uh Rah!
Hahahahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Hahahaha
What an endearing visage
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:29, archived)
# hmm
kinder mutya buena
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:19, archived)
# KILL IT
With knives
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:21, archived)
# I'm RISing hard
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Mutya BUENO
is her its name
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:23, archived)
# ok, I fold
www.b3ta.com/search/board?q=mutya+Bueno
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Mutya Buena bud, former Sugababes.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mutya_Buena
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Is she dead yet?
EDIT: oh, it's not her, it's one of the other ones, who I don't even know what she looks like, since the only decent one was the one that left years ago, when they were still a little bit good

www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1212756/Amelle-Berrabah-sparks-kidnap-fears-furious-bust-Sugababe-bandmate-Keisha.html
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:23, archived)
# The ginger one?
Yeah, I'd have broken her like a donkey on a motorcycle
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:25, archived)
# strawberry blond
oh dear...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Nah... she was proper ginger
and there wasn't anything wrong with that, she looked irish, and you know what them irish are like...
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:28, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCdmiZyyGjQ
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:27, archived)
# W...
T...
F...!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:29, archived)
# widows treated fantastically?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Mutya Bueno! LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:26, archived)
# gnnnnnnbueno
/South Park
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:39, archived)
# *eats, shoots and leaves*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Har de har har!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Ha!
Fucking Kudos to him on what he has done the last couple of months!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:07, archived)
# shame the press didn't really cover it until the last day
How many people here donated?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:08, archived)
# I donated right back at the start. Pretty heroic effort.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:10, archived)
# I had no idea about it until yesterday morning,
but I did donate yesterday with my horse winnings. That's a sport right?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:10, archived)
# This
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Hai Bilbo! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:07, archived)
# hahahahaha...
indeed he is
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:09, archived)
# What a gent
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:10, archived)
# I reckon it was done with camera tricks
like that Brown fella
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:12, archived)
# And like that

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Keyser Soze eating imaginary egg?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Fucking Mediocre!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:19, archived)
# SPOILER ALERT
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:17, archived)
# It was a shit film anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Zombie Nazis?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:20, archived)
# hehehehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Hahaha! Great stuff!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:23, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
Great Bilbo, should be his next tour poster!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:42, archived)
# He He
Awaits "The Running Man" :)
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Weekly Wednesday Draw Off - Sports

If you've forgotten to draw owt you'll have to sketch something in your pants and vest
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Hoots mon you've flattened ma haggis
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:01, archived)
# He killed the Furby :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Best thing to do....
except they multiply
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:03, archived)
# ^ he put a DONK on it!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:05, archived)
# You have been selected for the illegal underground Basho


Donking is banned but anythin else goes
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:08, archived)
# This is one of those clubs
no one is supposed to talk about, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Join our Parks Catalogue Christmas savings club!
Failure to make payment results in entry to the Basho
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:19, archived)
# That looks painfull
the longer I look at it the more my arms hurt
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:06, archived)
# The sound of leather on willow
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:10, archived)
# I prefer the sound of leather on Graeme Swann, personally.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Nicely!
I like sports! Especially motor racing!

I like this one best!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:07, archived)
# hahahaha ...madness

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:14, archived)
# OCTOLOLS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:18, archived)
# not quite right, 10 minute Beckham
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Haha I like his tattoos
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:08, archived)
# %TEAMNAME% is the best team
it is better than TEAM
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:08, archived)
# He is a wrong-un just like his missus
=)
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:09, archived)
# At least he's famous for DOING something
unless most 'celebs' these days
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:11, archived)
# He played for every team BUT the ones I want him to play for
*grits teeth* must... hate.... him....
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:14, archived)
# I still think, as I said below,
that he should go to the world cup.

And slag off his missus as much as you like, but only do it if you don't elevate people like John Lydon to god like status.

Not that I am saying you are of course, but still....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Who would you leave behind?
SWP?

Take Lennon, Walcott and him?
With Milner, Cole (J), and Young for the left?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Pretty much, yeah,
but I would leave Walcott behind and take SWP.

Still not sold on Milner either at the highest level tbh,
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:24, archived)
# I like the knuckle dragging XD
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Needs more CDC in his tattoos :D
I do hope he goes to the world cup though....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Triple Jump
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Super face :)
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:15, archived)
# His face says to me:
"I'm a peverted streaker"
And we need more of these in todays sports.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:23, archived)
# do watersports count?


(drawn with mouse)
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:27, archived)
# *ouch*...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Cuddul Tiem!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Ahhhh
Rosemary West with a tash
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Haaaaaaahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I recognise that man, but I can't for the life of me think who he is....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:29, archived)
# he has a glans for a hairstyle
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Phwoar!!!
I bet he tastes salty!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:34, archived)
# I bet you taste salty!
You smelly studenty type!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Probably, I haven't showered in a year.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Errrrrrrrrrrrr!
You studenty types are horrible!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:41, archived)
# I wasn't horrible as a student
Then again I was am a computer geek :S
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:42, archived)
# FUCKING COMPUTERS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Yes, I think he is
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:55, archived)
# your mean stop being mean redsushi
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Man up ffs
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:47, archived)
# I have balls
I just haven't found the right drivers for them yet
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:50, archived)
# HAHAHAHA

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:55, archived)
# HA HA HA!
Shitting Bear!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:57, archived)
# YOURALLGAYLOLS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Where's my answer Ninj you jerk? :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Stop being beastly Sushi!
That's twice you've called me a jerk ;) (Edit: he's just an ugly guy off of the tinternet)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:53, archived)
# You are a jerk man!
You come out of hiding to give me an answer, and it is SATISFACTORY YOU JERK!

Even Cannon and Ball agree!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:55, archived)
# ^ Would - Wouldn't ^
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:32, archived)
# sure?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Hah
That reminds me of one of my first gifs.

and shops come to think of it

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:37, archived)
# That's not Tommy Cannon!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Nor Eddie Large.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:41, archived)
# WHERE THE FUCK IS RUSS ABBOT?
IT'S HIS BIRTHDAY TOO YOU HORRIBLE FUCKS!

I am gonna make a Russ Abbot shop now!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:42, archived)
# I saw him on C beebies the other day
he had all the power of the universe at his disposal and could shoot lightning but was a bollocks aim.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Fucking wanker :(
I'm gonna stop making this shop of him now to punish him! I don't care if it's his birthday. Which it is. It said so in The Guardian.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Is your sig a reference to "Freddy ruins Sam's life"?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:45, archived)
# If that's that mental youtube vid
where some guy is in the reception area of a horrible teen comedy highschool thing which has been chopped to pieces, then yes.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Yep that's the one.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:16, archived)
# It's a gravity-defying wig! :D
creepy and very woo!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Contemplation for excrementation....


I made a poster to be placed in your toilet for "contemplation for excrementation". CFB

If you are so inclined you can Buy it here! Please mind the SPAM

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Ideal for student flats
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Excellent!
I hardly dare say it: 35 what is the length of the line the average pencil will draw?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:10, archived)
# I believe that to be miles.....
I am sure Rory McGrath said it once on QI or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:11, archived)
# oh bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Sorry!
Still - it was worse for Samuel Johnson if you believe Blackadder.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Fixed it, thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:20, archived)
# How could Blackadder be wrong?
It was a documentary right?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:36, archived)
# This
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:12, archived)
# That
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:14, archived)
# T'other
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:17, archived)
# T'ether
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:17, archived)
# have you vanished into t'ether?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Bang!
And the Enzyme is gone...

EDIT: 'Noon!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:19, archived)
# I actually, for the first time ever,
heard someone use the phrase "T'Interweb" in all seriousness the other day. You northerners are funny :P
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Not a real northerner.
For a real northerner, it'd be the t'interweb.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Actually,
for a real northerer, the internet is a distraction from the serious business of eating mushy peas.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:25, archived)
# For real northerners,
real life is a distraction from Whippet racing, Pigeon racing and Flat Cap buying....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Did you taste wasps, beetles and worms yourself?
Edit: eeeeeeeeeewww! people flush the toilet while sitting on it? Who does that? And do they have special toilets?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:12, archived)
# The length of time it takes to refill as well,
must be a lot of shitty toilet paper filled loos in the States.

Fucking americans!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:16, archived)
# arf......omg you sure do spend some time in there
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Magnificent!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:12, archived)
# hahah, that is brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Fantastic fella!
But as I must ask, if your colon is so clever, how comes people still shit themselves?

EDIT: Also added you to my watchlist on redbubble, love your A Team tee :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:15, archived)
# thank you.
I'm off to hunt through your stuff now!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:22, archived)
# No worries!
As soon as I have money, I shall buy one :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:30, archived)
# This ^
Sometimes you can't tell the difference at all, and you have to ease it out a bit until you can tell if it's safe or not.

Unless my bum hairs are just damaged or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Well I can categorically state that I have as many
hairs on my botty bum as possible, and I still sometimes nearly shit myself....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Thank you for sharing.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:36, archived)
# You're welcome :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:37, archived)
# top design
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:20, archived)
# *prints*
*poos*
*reads*
*poos a bit more*
*wipes*
*GETS UP and flushes*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Very good!
Nice design and a good read. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:28, archived)
# nice one!
I like the style - it reminds me of theunusualtimes.net/ (Mind the SPAM also!)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:28, archived)
# That breathalyser test is immense!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJ15XfQGcHs
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:34, archived)
# COR that's excellent!
EDIT/ Oooh, what you doing friday? fancy coming to my gig at Longs Bar?

No I wouldnt either :)

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Yo
Longs Bar - fuck I haven't been there in 10 years!

cheers mate but I'm going away this weekend - honest!

Have a good one though
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:54, archived)
# I'll put you down as a maybe then? :P
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:36, archived)
# very VERY Good. love the font. love the layout.
incidentally, while we're on the subject of toilet humour...
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:32, archived)
# hahahahah
ew ew ew

hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Never did I think it possible to be laughing whilst vomming :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:38, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:39, archived)
# best marketing idea evar!
* copies into powerpoint and suggests*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:50, archived)
# DEFIANT
Took me ages, that did :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:46, archived)
# also, typo alert: "Begining" should be "Beginning"
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Fixed, thank you for the heads up!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:32, archived)
# "embarrassing"
has a double "s"
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:50, archived)
[challenge entry] I went for a run this morning
this bloke stopped me and asked me if I liked Batman
I said fuck off you clown

(Zoidaroid, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Are you eddie izzard?
You seem to go on a lot of runs.

Have you got the runs?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Nicely done!
Click Edit and enter it in the Vote for a Change compo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Is that still open?
Bloody hell. They are not going to be looking through all of them.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Meh,
there's only 350 entries or so. For a national mail out that isn't really a lot to go through. Also, there's always the popular page :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:10, archived)
# why is there always brown in your picture
?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:05, archived)
# it's a colour
that can't be avoided I'm afraid
(Zoidaroid, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:10, archived)
# hahahaha! new job taking part in the remake of rent-a-ghost?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:09, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:47, archived)
# It's like someone fired sentient moss at a window.
And for that reason, fuck yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:48, archived)
# I like it
It's lovely :D
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:50, archived)
# gesundheit!
lovely little schneeze though
(some fucker eat lead | shit bullets | wipe with brie, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:51, archived)
# aaawwww... awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:59, archived)
# is that
e coli
(Zoidaroid, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Haha!
That's great :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:04, archived)
# ^ Swine Flu ?

Lilly Allen
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:12, archived)
# oh yes
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Tis lovely sir!
:) *Clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Lovely and calming and restful
Snot.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Lovely prodge :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:53, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Would! Wouldn't! Would! Wouldn't!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Yeah, I think that large jiggling Japanese breasts definitely counts as 'not safe for work'.
Please link that.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:39, archived)
# ^
...and I've just noticed that firefox binned Adblock when it updated itself. Bah. I hate Adblock plus - it keeps trying to make me block entire users.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Adblock Plus is far better. Wildcard blocking is fantastic.
Just hit 'custom'.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Yeah I know but it's an extra button click...
/bone bloody idle
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:46, archived)
# HAWT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:40, archived)
# I say!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:40, archived)
# heheheh
nicely shopped!

*curicku desu*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:41, archived)
# ^__^~~
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:42, archived)
# n___n
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:57, archived)
# whut

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:46, archived)
# hahahaha
whatchutalkin'bout?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:52, archived)
# I'm not sure either..
But I want to hear more!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Hot DAMN!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:56, archived)
# good ol' Russ Meyer...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Thank you Joe
More hypnotic than Derren brown (and revealing!)
I'd click that for a dollar!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:12, archived)
# hmmmm boobies
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:20, archived)
# har har har
use breastorizer (tm)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:01, archived)
#
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


ORIGINAL

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Bouncing boobies yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:44, archived)
# NORTH KOREA, SOUTH KOREA, NORTH KOREA, SOUTH KOREA,
I'd visit both of them! Well done Elvis!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Yaaay!


www.youtube.com/watch?v=PE_E4_IzBYg

Good good chocco partyyyyyyy!


(Super Jet Shoes, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Gravity works wonders !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:56, archived)
# nice tits
hahahah:)
(herman:D, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 17:00, archived)
[challenge entry] On me head son...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Racist.
Also: betweak'd version:



CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:11, archived)
#
?

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:12, archived)
# omg if Rob was here he totally would piss over that car
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:16, archived)
# I did.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Car pising is the true blessing of the gods
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Not to mention one of the sexiest hobbies it's possible to engage in other than cleaning the streets of sin and filth.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:20, archived)
# word to the motherfucking rizzle my vagadizzle
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:26, archived)
# *does floppity hand-shake thing*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:29, archived)
# ^ brilliant summation of hip-hop culture right there...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:33, archived)
# i prefer this
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
You spangmeister.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:12, archived)
# *enters cheat code for lv12 magic beans*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Level 13 already, this game's kids play! Nicely Ninj
Password: Goldgoosegg
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:15, archived)
# *Applies Boot of Kicking*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:17, archived)

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