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# Shirley bin done?


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(hamst3rf1sh Purveyor of daftness, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:41, archived)
# wut?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:51, archived)
# Megalols to be had from the latest QOTW reply
www.b3ta.com/questions/present/
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:52, archived)
# Just what is it with newbies recently?
They are giving us newbies a bad name :(
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:56, archived)
# QOTW has always been awful, unfortunately.
I encourage you to visit the QOTW Fail Archive if you have not already.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:58, archived)
# Oh dear Lord.
Please tell me I don't have to read them! The titles say all I ever need to know about some of those threads. The worst thing? I actually have read some of those as evidenced by the occasional link colour change... *gah*
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:10, archived)
# fuck!
that post's got more empty space than the inside of madonna's clunge!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:58, archived)
# Sounds like his head's full of space too.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:17, archived)
# After midnight the demands of the newly resurgent Hashishim terrorists usually became fairly predictable
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:36, archived)
# you forgot the shiny things
and pens that do that clicky thing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:37, archived)
# Aiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Ahmed will never go back down the 24 hour now! He is well mashed up!
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:38, archived)
# he'll have to
he forgot the skins
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:39, archived)
# I've got some,
can I come?
(I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:56, archived)
# have you got chocolate?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:59, archived)
# Pot Noodles!
I forgot Pot Noodles!
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:01, archived)
# chicken and mushroom!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Get out of my mind!!!!
 
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:05, archived)
# no!
nice soft white bread to dip in the pot noodle....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:08, archived)
# Sorry I have become overly interested in the stiching on this cushion.
Look it's like someone left a message with the stiching...
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:10, archived)
# hmm?
sorry, i was trying to lick my elbow
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:12, archived)
# Big tub of celebrations, Jaffa's...
And a splendid McVities Christmas Jamaica Ginger Cayke. YUM :D
(I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:14, archived)
# i have 2 tubs of celebrations
in my hall cupboard right now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:17, archived)
# Christmas Ginger Cake?
Pray do tell...
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:19, archived)
# The raisins are soaked in rum,
making it even more moist...Stunning munch, I've just eaten a whole one :D

*burp*
(I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:39, archived)
# Greedy.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:37, archived)
# who are we tradin for?
I'm not fuckin going to Tesco at this hour for just anyone...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:39, archived)
# The Hashishim terrorists are doomed
any lone cashier met with such demands would on instinct leap the counter, lock the door so they can't flee, and proceed to bash them senseless with a packet of chocolate digestives, surely
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:41, archived)
# I hope that cake is halal.
Not all cakes are and I would hate him to be naughty.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:55, archived)
# Damn you
Now I want cake.

Fortunately I have the ingredients for kladdkaka in the kitchen, I may go make some now.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:32, archived)
# ROCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:36, archived)
# Heavy rock.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:36, archived)
# :D a little reminiscent of my Black Hills Domination gif
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:40, archived)
# ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNO BROWN!
despite the fact that the prick still hasn't learned how to spell "darren"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:29, archived)
# derren brun
;)
(JoePesky, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:38, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:40, archived)
# lad ygaga
(JoePesky, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:26, archived)
# that's a mouth designed to eat rotting human corpses
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:30, archived)
# I would be afriad to 'poke her face'
Incase I lost a finger/ penis
(JoePesky, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:34, archived)
# i would poke her with a shitty stick
just to make sure she was dead
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:35, archived)
# I hear shitty stick is what she named her penis
(JoePesky, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:39, archived)
# i thought she named it gordon brown
both are fucking useless
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:43, archived)
# haha
I see a brown theme evolving here
(JoePesky, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:45, archived)
# he is a massive twat
yay, the blues brothers is on!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:47, archived)
# haha
was just going to report this! I have the BB2000 but have never bothered with it, not the same without john belushi
(JoePesky, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:51, archived)
# i haven't even seen it
i know it will be shit compared to the original
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:54, archived)
# haha
thats hilarious you totally excelled with that picture .... or not
before commenting on my "style" and telling me to "suck a dick" try looking at your own pictures
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Don't fight guys :C
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:36, archived)
# i wasn't
just repeating what the keyboard warrior said
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:39, archived)
# it's difficult to make a picture without looking at it
tosser *ignores* cockfiend
(JoePesky, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:37, archived)
# I bet you haven't ignored him.
I bet you're F5ing like a motherfucker to see if he replies.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:38, archived)
# tee hee
suck a dick.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:20, archived)
# I don't get it
am I lost?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:40, archived)
# I feel that lady gaga looks like marilyn manson
so I put him on her/ his album cover
(JoePesky, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:43, archived)
# see if you can spot the skulls

they are there i promise
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:24, archived)
# Breast cancer is serious business.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:26, archived)
# are there skulls in that photo?
I am too busy looking at tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:29, archived)
# albinos are not sterile. proof.


other images from albinosaurus' island

previous
previous
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(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:35, archived)
# THEY ARE!
you cloned them! i call shenanigans on you!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:36, archived)
# Hey Parva
what's that place you like to go to with all the crazy shit on the wall?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:39, archived)
# moe's?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Albinos aren't sterile.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:43, archived)
# have you ever seen albino parents?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:45, archived)
# they are sterile, I believe.
just like Tom Hanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:48, archived)
# if tom hanks isn't sterile
he should be
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:48, archived)
# I've never met an albino person, but I think ablinism is a genetic disorder, not a chromosomal one.
And wikipedia says they're fertile.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:48, archived)
# there is an albino bloke
that lives near where i grew up. he is sterile.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:49, archived)
# how can you say that?
(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:52, archived)
# i have to open my mouth to let the words out
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:54, archived)
# *badum tsch*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:01, archived)
# ...before she can swish the semen around in her mouth
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:24, archived)
# mmm
salty
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:29, archived)
# Just because he is that doesn't mean all abinoes are.
and there are pictures of albino families online
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:53, archived)
# i was clearly wrongly informed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:54, archived)
# THat's just strange
and reminds me of this
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:55, archived)
# i saw and i think
sigur ros
(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:59, archived)
# ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
good call!!! Which song?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:02, archived)
# untitled
i don't know why
(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:14, archived)
# Dick heads
I have a genetic disorder and do not plan on passing on my seed for that reason.

Also the future sounds terrible.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:06, archived)
# i don't intend to breed
there are enough people doing it already and i like nights out
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:09, archived)
# ...


Huh.. I thought they were like donkeys...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:52, archived)
# Without wikipedia how would I sound authoritive, online?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:53, archived)
# books!
lotsa fucking books! You see, the internet is a series of tubes...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:59, archived)
# mules
not donkeys
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:54, archived)
# is it mules?
I forget which one is the ejaculate bastard of horses and whassumaever...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:56, archived)
# yep, it's mules
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:59, archived)
# mules
correct
(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:57, archived)
# well, i can't be wrong all the time, can i?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:00, archived)
#
^__^
(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:16, archived)
# *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:57, archived)
# no lies!
no clones! he was generated in the old fashioned way
(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:43, archived)
# Are these people uhh...
auto.. uhh... erotica?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:44, archived)
# with a pencil?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:45, archived)
# petroglyph
(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:50, archived)
# what have dinosaurs got to do with it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:56, archived)
# just like ica stones
this
(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:02, archived)
# nice
and fat!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:04, archived)
# *belms*
what the hell is that? Is that real? WTF?!?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:04, archived)
# stoneshop
hoaxes, wonderful hoaxes
(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:09, archived)
# :>
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:37, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:37, archived)
# I knew it all along . . . the proof is in the putting !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:38, archived)
# I really like these
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:39, archived)
# You're like the anti-me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:43, archived)
# noooo
it doesn't anti-matter
(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:45, archived)
# We can never touch, or else we'll explode.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:46, archived)
# annihilation
wow
(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:49, archived)
# I quite liked this.
First of the evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:44, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:46, archived)
# *prepares for the Tricera bandwagon*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Well then
I shan't use one next time I shoot up.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:55, archived)
# Yay! Dinisauruss!
I want to live on the happy albinosaurusses island with the happy albinosaurusses and their baby albinosaurusses.

They all look so happy and lovely and I love them very much.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:04, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:12, archived)
# Awwwww
*blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:15, archived)
# .
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:20, archived)
# I mades this TOAP tonight :) You can has it first.

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:34, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Noooooooooooooo!

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:33, archived)
# oh noes!!
edit: how rude of me , WOO these are lully
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:31, archived)
# I am not liking the looks of this :(
This looks bad for the albino dinysaurusses :(
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:36, archived)
# Awww
A touching scene. It feels like it should have a David Attenborough commentary running over it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:06, archived)
# Cheesy electro shite


First thing I thought of when I heard the name 'La Roux'.
(I helped save b3ta! d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:24, archived)
# du vin, du pan, du spang
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:28, archived)
#
Mulletproof
(I helped save b3ta! d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:30, archived)
# hhahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:35, archived)
#
The hair is almost an antimullet. If only I had the photoshop skills to switch it *sighs*.
(I helped save b3ta! d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:37, archived)
# you can do anything


with tattyshop
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:45, archived)
# *boke*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:46, archived)
# I met someone like that
When I was DJing. Their breath made me actually gag, but I couldn't get away coz I was in the little booth. It lingered... LINGERED!!
(I helped save b3ta! d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:46, archived)
# I encountered the same thing
though I was not DJ'ing. It was at some random petrol station in New Mexico.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:49, archived)
# I didn't want to be rude, though
So I just breathed through my mouth & told him I wasn't taking requests.
(I helped save b3ta! d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:50, archived)
# du vin du pain du poo
in that order
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:32, archived)
#
Wine, bread, poo?
(I helped save b3ta! d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:33, archived)
# poo is caused by pain?
i find that pain is caused by poo. maybe i should eat more fibre.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Brown pain
As in brown bread? Or does brown pain just sound more like poo?
(I helped save b3ta! d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:38, archived)
# yes. yes it does.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:47, archived)
#
Pain Marron.
(I helped save b3ta! d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:48, archived)
# do some wine do some bread do a poo
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:43, archived)
# What about
Cider and crisps instead?

Wine and bread is a bit too sophis to waste on La Roux
(I helped save b3ta! d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:44, archived)
# Ha!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:32, archived)
# this is too good
and very much in keeping with christmas
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:33, archived)
# *Jingles*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:34, archived)
#
*spangles*
(I helped save b3ta! d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:44, archived)
# urgh
Imagine going downstairs, dead excited... looking under the tree... and the quiffed boy-girl that is La Roux is there. And she's eaten all the tree decorations/
(I helped save b3ta! d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:35, archived)
# noooo!
i've got candy canes and chocolate baubles! she's not having any!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:38, archived)
# The Ginger Grinch...
Better eat them before she does!
(I helped save b3ta! d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:41, archived)
# i'd successfully forgotten about them
i want to eat them now :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:48, archived)
# Foil wrapping on the floor....
Red hairs tangled in the branches...
The lingering whiff of hairspray...
(I helped save b3ta! d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:49, archived)
# there's your solution
light a fag a little too close to her head. the hairspray will catch fire and her whole head will go up!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Like Michael Jackson's?
(I helped save b3ta! d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:52, archived)
# exactly!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:53, archived)
# Oooh
There's that shit band Towers of London, too. They use a lot of hairspray.
(I helped save b3ta! d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:54, archived)
# death by studio line
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:55, archived)
#
Tresemme + Menthol Super King
(I helped save b3ta! d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:08, archived)
# i really like it
so, have a click
(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:36, archived)
# HehHehHeh!
Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:26, archived)
# THIS time ba-by I'll beeeeee, CA-meeeeeem-beeeert

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:34, archived)
# Chinese Eastwood movies really suck
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:21, archived)
# YOU BASTARD!
my keyboard is full of milks and other nose things.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:23, archived)
# it's clint chan!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Lacist!
haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Crint!
for a few dorras more
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:26, archived)
# hahaha...harro Crint
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:26, archived)
# Clint FarEastWood
(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:26, archived)
# ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:27, archived)
# He might be a bit defensive about that characterization.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:28, archived)
# he can blame the makeup dept.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:30, archived)
# They must get sick of painting in all those creases and squints.
It likely takes forever to apply makeup into every last one of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:34, archived)
# especially important in spaghetti westerns . . .
every scene opens with a 15 minute glare at somebody
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:36, archived)
# That grab is from one of those.
Near the end of a scene in this case, but the whole movie was disjointed anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:40, archived)
# all in the name of drama ppffft :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:44, archived)
# Make my bed !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:33, archived)
# chop chop!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Not so much spaghetti westerns
as noodle westerns.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:13, archived)
# haha--good one :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:38, archived)
# Christmas is coming!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:14, archived)
# FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:16, archived)
# EPIC
also *clicked*
(I helped save b3ta! Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:16, archived)
# only dr. zoidberg has been good
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:17, archived)
# woopwoopwoopwoopwoop!
I thought futurama when i saw this too
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:18, archived)
# ^^ this
I may watch those episodes tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:19, archived)
# best episodes
luck of the fryrish
time keeps on slippin'
bendin' in the wind


in that order.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:20, archived)
# What about beast with a billion backs?
ANd what was the one where Bender eludes to Fry's masturbation* throughout the episode?

*May not be correct spelling
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:24, archived)
# beast with a billion backs wasn't all that
and i think the one you're referring to was the bigfoot episode
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:28, archived)
# thankee
I dunno.. I liked it better than Bender's game.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:29, archived)
# they were both pretty poor
bender's big score was brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:32, archived)
# admit it
the entire series was brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:46, archived)
# Spanish Fry
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:06, archived)
# that's the bunny
couldn't think of the name
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:07, archived)
# i always think futurama
because it is awesomeness personified
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:20, archived)
# Good point, well made.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:21, archived)
# arf!
where was that again?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:19, archived)
#
:D
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:21, archived)
# haha Futuramalols
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:21, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:22, archived)
# you want to hold pustulio's little hand, don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:24, archived)
# ...











yes...


yes I do...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:28, archived)
# WHY IS THERE BACON IN THIS SOAP??
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:29, archived)
# I MADE IT MYSELF!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:36, archived)
# I LOVEDED YOU, PIGGY, I LOVEDED YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:52, archived)
# hmm...
needs more chutney...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:54, archived)
# LET'S MAKE BISCUITS!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:57, archived)
# GIRGIRGIRGIR!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Haha!
What!?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:24, archived)
# FUCK!
We're gonna need a bigger nuke!!!

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:25, archived)
# arrrrgggghhh
haha *click*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Fear has brought us together. That's the magic of Xmas!
*clicky*
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:10, archived)
# more fluff
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:51, archived)
#
thats well random lol
(Nobby Bob Nob is Gilgamesh trolling you from beyond the grave, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:52, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:54, archived)
# ANd now you know
that random is the BIGGEST meme here.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:57, archived)
# ^this
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:59, archived)
# also penis
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:16, archived)
# needs
more magenta
(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:24, archived)
# not in this instance
he's already a huge CDC.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:28, archived)
# haha
you are 14 years old AICMFP
Welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:56, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
Tickle-me-Gordon!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:52, archived)
# oh good god
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:52, archived)
# 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Oh God
That's horrible and quite cute at the same time
(Hal Baffe, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:53, archived)
# arf arf!
edit: somebody please put a monocle on this!
(I helped save b3ta! Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:53, archived)
# O_o
This is initially quite cute, then immediately very disturbing.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:53, archived)
# HAHAHA!
win!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:53, archived)
# Hahahaha!


Edit: HAHAHAhahahHAhahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:53, archived)
# disturbing, cute
and a little like a miniature plucked turkey
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:53, archived)
# so wrong
but so right, who's hands are they..
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Hahahaha
fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:54, archived)
# you had to look at baby cocks
I do not envy you...







*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Hahahaha!
That is fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:54, archived)
# hahahaha
he loves the tickles *click*

***EDIT** That's some amazing rotascoping skills you have developed care to share in the knowledge?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:54, archived)
# scrotascoping
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:00, archived)
# Clicking long, clicking hard!
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Arf!
And NSFW too :)

FP it anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Gadzooks!
HAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:55, archived)
# hahahahahaAAAAAAARGH!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:56, archived)
# why is this not fp'd yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:57, archived)
# WAY TO JINX IT
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:00, archived)
# fucking jinxer
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Mods are vampires so they out on the prowl at night time
I thought that was common knowledge you jinxer!! lol
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:16, archived)
# I demand a link to the original not-really-NSFW anim!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Surprised Kitty!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Bmhjf0rKe8
(gareth.adams, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:14, archived)
# Thanks.... I meant the original animation posted here, which had a little willy and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:24, archived)
# I predict
a slightly cleaner version of this would go Global. Clicks.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:59, archived)
# HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
My internets went shit and it took ages to load.

I laughed, then it finished loading.

I laughed one hell of a lot more.

*clicks repeatedly*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:01, archived)
# HOLY COCK BUTT!
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:01, archived)
# cracking stuff
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:02, archived)
# you f**kin' genius you
wooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:04, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
*click
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:04, archived)
# good lord
this is the key to the portal of infinite woo
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:13, archived)
# Fucking
Hell!
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Oh fuck

Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Is that David Cameron
I can see between his legs?

/utter cock mode off
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:18, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaahhahahaahahahahahah:DDDDDDDDD
clicks clicks clicks:D
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:21, archived)
# hahaha excellently done
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:31, archived)
# The little freak loves it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:31, archived)
# That's the single funniest thing I've ever seen here.
Have a click.
(Anti Oxen lurks because he has no 'shopping skills., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:35, archived)
# is that not a little nsfw?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:38, archived)
# hahahahaha
lol webhands
(I helped save b3ta! acab, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:53, archived)
# Hahahaha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:05, archived)
# yes !
oh good grief yes :D
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:13, archived)
# Holy shuddering fuck
that's great.

*clix*
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:18, archived)
# words fail me
(I helped save b3ta! thyrf as in turf, but not, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:28, archived)
# Jaysus...
I stay away for a few weeks, and come back to this! Absofuckinglootely epic win :D
(I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:33, archived)
# It looks dirty now
Bloody Daily Mail brigade! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 3:19, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 11:43, archived)
# I see a nappy has been added...

Probably for the best if it's FP
(I helped save b3ta! d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:11, archived)
# lovely!

mad skills

Click!
(Stringy, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 19:01, archived)
# Please. PLEASE. More of this sort of thing.
...like, all the time. Surprised kitten is the best new meme eva! It's the new no-hands!
(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 19:20, archived)
# WOOOOOOOOoooooooooSome!
(batboy ...is it beer o'clock yet??!, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 19:46, archived)
# motherfucker!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Fucking awesome dude :D
Get some !!!!! *has been re-reading Generation KILL*
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 22:29, archived)
# ..
haha
(I helped save b3ta! catweasle neither a cat nor a weasle, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 22:31, archived)
# I think you might have just swept in right at the years end
and won 2009
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 23:17, archived)
# hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
surprised gordon.
(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Woo and indeed yay.
I've been playing Roots Bloody Roots by Sepultura in the background, and I've just noticed that this image is in time with the song :)
much lollage ensued.
(I helped save b3ta! Noo_Noo Is now 'BeerElf Jnr', I guess :), Wed 2 Dec 2009, 23:56, archived)
# now really
this is top notch b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:54, archived)
# Are those
Mandelson's hands?

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:25, archived)
# hahahaha!!!!
fucking hell that is funny
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Hahahaha!
BRAW!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:57, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Nobby Bob Nob is Gilgamesh trolling you from beyond the grave, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:27, archived)
# /troll board is over this way >>>>
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:30, archived)
# hello stemill
how are you and crack col?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:31, archived)
# I wish he was still about, he really did make me smile
I wonder what him and zammo are up to these days :)

I maintain he was genius
www.aardvarksport.net/chat/viewtopic.php?t=9653

www.caravansitefinder.co.uk/forum/index.php?showtopic=1927&pid=8345&mode=threaded&start=#entry8345
You can't deny that is a boss outfit his mum made him :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:35, archived)
# It's incredibly boss
But I must protest that pantseatflyer was the epitome of misunderstood genius.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Woo pantseatflyer
Strangely good stuff indeed.

b3ta.com/board/6458374

Most of his stuff is kaput now, it seems.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:48, archived)
# I know!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:53, archived)
# I loved pantseatflyer stuff
it was getting weirder each time :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:52, archived)
# I maintain
that it was someone here with a second account.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:57, archived)
# I always thought that too
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:19, archived)
# ^ This is madness
Madness, I tell you!
(AMadDayYes, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Those Aardvark admins have no sense of humour
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Aaahahahaha
I want to buy "Aaron" a drink.

"Here, Aaron, they didn't have Speckled Hen so I got you an IPA."

"So are you going to get me the drink I asked for are or you just going to prat about? If you're not going to take this SERIOUSLY then I'm afraid I'm going to have to report you to the landlord and get you barred from this establishment. If you don't start treating this seriously I'll not hesitate. You have been warned."
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:49, archived)
#
what does that mean?
(Nobby Bob Nob is Gilgamesh trolling you from beyond the grave, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:32, archived)
# it pretty much means you're a cunt
*not my words although they kind of are*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:34, archived)
# and look, your rectum's learned how to post pictures!
you must be so proud.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Is this a Committee table
and you're passing a motion?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:33, archived)
# you're not Picnic :(
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:33, archived)
#
wtf u guys talk in meems
(Nobby Bob Nob is Gilgamesh trolling you from beyond the grave, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:34, archived)
#
yeh well bare wit me i'm a newfag here
(Nobby Bob Nob is Gilgamesh trolling you from beyond the grave, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:36, archived)
# yeh, it mi tayk sum tyme 2 gt uzd 2 stuf on ere bt ull gt D ang of it suun enuf
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:38, archived)
# /b/?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:39, archived)
# o.k.,...1...2...3!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:39, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:53, archived)
# hmmm second account perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Can we have a sweepstake?
I think it's Clansoul.
(AMadDayYes, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:48, archived)
# No-one ever thinks it's me :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:50, archived)
# i do
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:59, archived)
# You're just saying that to make me feel better
It's very much appreciated, but I can tell
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:04, archived)
# no no, i suspect everyone!
much safer that way
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Could be
but now my ego's been even more badly hit

I'm going to go to bed and wank cry now
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:10, archived)
# crywank
you'll wash yourself clean
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:12, archived)
# most probably
how has no flaming day been going? b3ta.com/calendar/event/21415
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:49, archived)
# i'm so glad i never signed up for it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:53, archived)
# It helps to speak actual English on here
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:40, archived)
# I think you should start with the kitten stuff
and work up towards full on in-your-face irony - yes, I am using real words they are often found secreted within a dictionary.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:40, archived)
# *ahem*
found secreted in
*ahem*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:41, archived)
# yeah I noticed very poor internet connection at the moment
worse than dial-up - TalkTalk is shit!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:44, archived)
# indeed it is
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:47, archived)
# Yes, more kittens are in order...

(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:43, archived)
# sophisticat is quite correct
and looks rather dapper, as usual.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Quick, tell them you have tits.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:40, archived)
# this might actually help,
I dig retarded chicks
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:42, archived)
# me too
my chances of scoring skyrocket
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Keep a steady rhythm on those feet now!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:42, archived)
# I so love this
glad you popped it out for us all to gawk at
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:31, archived)
#
wtf is with this red L
(Nobby Bob Nob is Gilgamesh trolling you from beyond the grave, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:41, archived)
# ...so....... you didn't read the FAQ...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:44, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:49, archived)
# If you want to get rid of it
You must give the Ginger Führer 1 million clams*

*equivalent to £5
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:48, archived)
# The red L means you have the Bad Aids...
...sorry to have to break it to you like this...
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:50, archived)
# Its means you need to go to school to learn
(I helped save b3ta! Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Such a poor grasp of the English language. Allow me to correct that for you:
"I'm on your desk, emptying my rectum. Laugh out loud."

It is posts like yours that make me really miss Tonay.
(AMadDayYes, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:42, archived)
# needs more monocle
(I helped save b3ta! Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:52, archived)
# LOLDESKS?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:43, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:15, archived)
# that is an exceptionally manky foot
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:16, archived)
# it's making me feel a little queasy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:17, archived)
# and somebody's taught her how to brush her hair!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:16, archived)
# needs more her
and less foot
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:18, archived)
# still would
even if she does grow infected feet out of her torso.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:23, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:24, archived)
# It's a shame they didn't take a photo 2 seconds later when she'd wopped her left tit out
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:25, archived)
# yes...
all 7 ounces of it...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:26, archived)
# I'll bet they did.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:30, archived)
# there is another photo
less foot more nip
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:40, archived)
# Looks more like some water
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:51, archived)
# That board gives me wood.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:43, archived)
# That's what she said.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:44, archived)
# forget the foot, what the hell is that on the foot's leg?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:53, archived)
# This is a cry for help

how can i capture gif's correctly?
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:09, archived)
# Aww man, you're not picnic
(I helped save b3ta! __, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:10, archived)
# Chocolate
It's a little-known secret* that if you bait the trap with chocolate they're more likely to bite.


* If it was a well-known secret it wouldn't be a fucking secret anymore, would it?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:10, archived)
# all the fuzzy bits
are the ko'd colors. I wish I knew too, but photoshop doesn't open them like it used to anymore...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:11, archived)
# cheers
ah ok
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:15, archived)
# You can use Import Video to Frames if you have Photoshop Extended
but if it's a gif you have to navigate to the containing folder and start typing the name of the gif only then will it pop up and be selectable - allowing you to import the full gif fully playable.

maybe you already knew this but I threw it in as a general tip for others.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:17, archived)
# I did not, actually.
ANd I have Cs4 extended. Thank you!!! Lubberly as always.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:22, archived)
# Electronically generated hands are desintegrating, as it plays with kitten's roundworm
It shall return to the other world of electronic wonders, where it will spank the Tron guy's arse for a few bucks.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:15, archived)
# Contact Force Lightning?
Die, Jedi Kitty!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:28, archived)
# Meh...

Better in my head.

edit: ta muchly
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:06, archived)
# wtf is an induan?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:08, archived)
# HA HA HA!
damnit!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:09, archived)
# heheh
your ninja skills are no match for me!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:12, archived)
# I gots the icon to pruuuuve it
uglyness below. I think I'll stay here, avoiding work per usual.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:14, archived)
# avoiding work is always good
i've successfully avoided it for years ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:15, archived)
# I'm just lunch
I shall return soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:24, archived)
# okeydoke
have good lunch
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:32, archived)
# What Smash said
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:10, archived)
# Meh...
I fixeded it...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:11, archived)
# I see
:]
Darn ninja
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:14, archived)
# waaaa cha!
*ching*

*ching*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:27, archived)
# Drawing while listening to Straylight Run

Huge.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:38, archived)
# TJ
Awww man, you gotta get ready for picnic. He's on his way to splurt out his internet picture comedy! You just wait and see
(I helped save b3ta! __, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:45, archived)
# you are either 12, bumming him
or 12 and bumming him.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:49, archived)
# You are like a 6 year old
with a shiny new toy.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:07, archived)
# I'm not too late to see the new Picnic picture am I?
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:47, archived)
# EDGE OF MY SEAT, MAN
(I helped save b3ta! __, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:49, archived)
# Woo
'ningles stranger. Ignore the two rude cunts above.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Hello :]
Hahaha, I don't even know what they're talking about. So... x]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:53, archived)
# I ran it through google translater and apparantly someone who they want to share the joy of their first homosexial experience with
is going to post some piece of tat that was porbably mentioned on /talk during the evening's daisy chaining.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:55, archived)
# Oooooh.
I see. Well. That sounds completely. Not. Exciting.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:57, archived)
# OH MAN YOU TOTALLY ZINGED US
(I helped save b3ta! __, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:57, archived)
# No sorry.
Could you try that again? I don't speak talkboard.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:59, archived)
# awwww man i'm so upset
(I helped save b3ta! __, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:00, archived)
# not sorry
One more time? Come on. Use your words.

EDIT: On that note.

*boing*

Time for bed said zebradi.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:01, archived)
# nighty night
don't let the /talkers bite ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:08, archived)
# and they do, too
they leave scars...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:14, archived)
# nnooooooooooo!!!
i've got enough scars already!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:20, archived)
# well stop wanking
with razors.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:24, archived)
# But that's my only joy in life :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:26, archived)
# where's the fun in that?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:26, archived)
# less money spent on Neosporin
means more money for beer and BRAW!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:33, archived)
# ba na na na na na na na na
neo
ba na na na na na na
sporin
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:39, archived)
# they flame too, oooooooo
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:26, archived)
# that's gay
notthatthere'sanythingwrongwiththat...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:28, archived)
# Oh man you totally called us gay.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:02, archived)
# I heard /board was a fun place again.
Seems I was mistaken.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:17, archived)
# Some guy called picnic just asked /talk how to enter the image challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:56, archived)
# Ahhhh.
Who left the gate open for them to come over to messageboard though?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:00, archived)
# It's almost as though people can use whatever messageboard they like!
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:03, archived)
# OMG
NEVER
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:03, archived)
# Say it ain;t so.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:20, archived)
# I see
Sometimes /talk can be a great place, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:01, archived)
# I have no clue what they're talking about either
so instead I'm going to celebrate your drawing with some tracing I did yesterday


(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:57, archived)
# Very nice
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:59, archived)
# Also very easy
I've realised I can't draw and I've regressed to the level of a five year old with a load of tracing paper. :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:01, archived)
# I suddenly realized when I did this one
that I actually can draw! XD
I thought I could only trace
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:03, archived)
# You also have a Fratellis lyric as your signature
This is a good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:05, archived)
# Yay!
:D
right now I can only seem to listen to the Fratellis, Straylight Run, and City and Colour. I need more in that vein.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:08, archived)
# I have never heard of two of those bands
It may be three. I don't know if City and Colour is a band, or if City is a band and Colour is another band.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:11, archived)
# It's two.
Straylight Run
and
City and Colour
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:14, archived)
# I shall give them a listen
Even if it does feel weird taking musical advice from someone who is more or less half my age...


Edit: Despite myself, I've enjoyed both of these.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:21, archived)
# SHe's got great taste
her age belies her musical wisdom. The fatheral unit she was supplied with is well musically versed as well.

KK - do you know of Trespassers WIlliam?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:23, archived)
# She's American but somehow likes (and has even heard of) the Fratellis
which is certainly a good start.

Now to get her onto Idlewild.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPNFApou5_4
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:25, archived)
# Heard of them, but never listened before.
I'm listening now. I like. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:33, archived)
# they have an interesting career arc
that's from their first album, back in the days when they were basically punk. over the next few albums they flirted with rem-like folk rock, then with u2-like stadium rock, then more rem, and then told the lead singer to fuck off and record his damned fucking folk albums under his own name so that they could get back to playing rock. he did (and they're superb too, if you like folk), they did.

they're still a great band, but the early stuff has a ramshackle charm about it.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Wait...
What does being American have to do with it? I'm American...

And I like them just fine.

What about these fellows?
vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=457201
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Didn't know the Fratellis had broken at all in the States
But I've been proven wrong in the past :)


Edit: There's something very early-mid 90s about them. They remind me quiet a bit of the Wannadies, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:40, archived)
# They are on the same label
as Sufjan Stevens. I cannae get enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:56, archived)
# well the two of you have managed to get the whole of costello music stuck in my head
and this will stop me getting to sleep, and it's an important day tomorrow too. I HOPE YOU'RE PROUD OF YOURSELVES.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Sorry mate
what's tomorrow? Does the spiny semen of the dark one come???
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Yeah
I've got a phone interview for a job I really want. After they told me I shouldn't need a phone interview because they already know me.

Actually I'm going to have to go to bed now to make sure I can be up early enough to actually read over what I put in my application to prepare. But rest assured that we shall be back to Pan-shaped apocalyptic normality tomorrow. (And if you missed yesterday's, it's here: www.b3ta.com/board/9816354)

OK, to bed, perchance to dream.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Oooh, thank you
:D

And no. Should I listen?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Yes you should listen!!!
Very etherial.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:45, archived)
# I shall
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:55, archived)
# Ohh, hahaha
:D
Straylight only have 2 full albums but I have them both and I can't listen to much else right now. Except City and Colour and the Fratellis. As I said. x]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:34, archived)
# I preferred the Straylight to the City and Colour
but I think I'll acquire both of them. Thanks for the links :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Yeah Straylight it amazing.
Their two albums are Straylight Run and The Needles The Space. Both are equally good.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:39, archived)
# My Fratellis Video
was banned by Warners a couple of weeks ago in a copyright claim, which was interesting as Warners don't own them. I got it back by contacting the Fratellis direct. But WMG then banned my Take it Easy vid, which they had already had muted 6 months ago. I had only left it there for the comments. They are so grown up.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:27, archived)
# Record companies are pricks
I'm going to learn how to do it myself and set up my own label. Doubtless I shall become a prick but hopefully I'll also get rich in the process.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:29, archived)
# As long as you
take my back catalogue and make me rich...
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Ah but if I'm starting a record label
then I get the right to sit there and poo-poo other people's music and laugh and snort coke and steal their ideas.

What a job. WHAT a job.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Actually i think the job now
is to churn out plastic Barbie/Ken bands doing covers or get someone to talk, sorry rap, over music from 30 years ago then whine that people are killing music by file sharing it.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Well, I can do all of that, too
That's *easy*.

In all seriousness it can't be hard to start a record label. I mean, Forward, Russia (no, sorry, upside-down exclamation mark Forward, Russia!) did it and they were an inbred pack of fucking retarded chumps who wrote really, really rubbish music.

You're not in Forward, Russia, are you? I don't think I'll be able to release your music if you are.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:52, archived)
# I'm not with any label, and never was
it was only ever a hobby and a bit of pin money; I did some session singing but really i was only ever resteraunt/hotel lobby class. I've retired now but still have a load of old demos*

*on 78s
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Get those demos onto a computer
and start flogging them through iTunes. Unless Apple have stopped us being able to sell stuff through iTunes, in which case let's set up a small record label and register to flog them through iTunes.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Ha! I mave made some of my vids to them
But only covers, and they have all bindun, and far better. I will make my fortune elsewhere, methinks.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:04, archived)
# Vids, eh?
I believe* if you've got a record label, you can charge YouTube for video showings.

1) Upload vids
2) Set browser to watch videos a million times
3) Profit

* This may not be true but it'd be nice if it was.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Ha! foiled again
I have 80 vids posted, not all mine, and I'm at just under 2 million views, for the lot. At a tenth of a penny per view, we will be poor a looooong time.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:13, archived)
# That's still two grand
Minus the record company's cut, you might see a few hundred bob. Better than a smack in the mouth on a dark night, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:16, archived)
# I had that happen to me
over Holiday Inn Cambodia for the Dead Kennedys.

Strangely enough though, Belle and Sebastian hasn't banned the vid I made for them...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:47, archived)
# Yeah but Belle and Sebastian are brilliant people
Allegedly. (A friend of a friend knows Chris Geddes and says that *he's* a good guy, anyway. So, by extension...)

Plus, I sound like Stuart Murdoch when I sing. So they must be great people.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:07, archived)
# FANART
GJM
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:08, archived)
# :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:09, archived)
# Is that stippled?
It am lubberly.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:13, archived)
# It is
Thank you :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:15, archived)
# you're half chin and giant chin
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:14, archived)
# Bloody workies...


Apologies.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Is she radio controller? She appears to have an arial coming out of her arse!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:26, archived)
# It does look like an aerial doesn't it?
But, it is in fact one of the workies tools.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:33, archived)
# It's very functional
If she were to stand she could get full time employment as a towel rail.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:36, archived)
# tis a shoe heel
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:46, archived)
# Oh you're just no fun anymore!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:50, archived)
# i'm tired and sore
my sense of humour has taken a beating today :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:55, archived)
# Yeah I know the feeling.
14 hour shift after 2 hours sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:01, archived)
# You've got to watch those 'women' with 'aerials'
You could end up trans-smitten.
(I helped save b3ta! Cloudane, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:10, archived)
# bindun pffft!
TJ: anyone seen page 43 of evening standard? I'm pretty sure the jedward/gordon brown and alistair darling mash up was a b3tard. Was it? no credit was given to anyone in the article.
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Wouldn't be surprised.
You got a scanner?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Ya I'd like to see it.
*is intrigued*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:29, archived)
# What standard are they nowadays anyway?
Cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:32, archived)
# they should write about undersea transport
completely substandard
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:33, archived)
# no... where you wheelie bin?
Howdy peeps, I bought me a house, getting me some keys tomorrow!
Yay i'm offically poor! woo!
Cya later people!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:26, archived)
# YaY for you SkUG . . . hurry back !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:34, archived)
# I'm sure we can have a whip round and buy you a bag of chips ;)
Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:35, archived)
# HEY SCREW YOU!
oh wait.. this isn't /talk... I am so glad for you, SKuG! I saw a dinosaur statue thingy in New Mexico this weekend that made me think of you!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:41, archived)
# me 2 :D
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:29, archived)
# Well done . . . that !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:35, archived)
# I'M NOT DEAD! IN YOUR FACE CHUNDER!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:37, archived)
# what a beauty!

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Its like
the mug shots the rozzers have of me
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:14, archived)
# The's 80's called
They want their lingo back. :P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:15, archived)
# I thought he was doing a James May impression.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Scarface II
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:16, archived)
# *glees*
Is this for anything in particular?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:16, archived)
# follow up to the Male monster head pack I made for Halloween
for the Moviestorm thing I do
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:17, archived)
# don't call my dad a monster!
very woo as usual
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:21, archived)
# It's lully
The lovechild of Frankenstien and Lurch:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Some assembly required . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:16, archived)
# is that zbrush or mudbox?
I could never get the hang of "clay" modelling without the tactile feedback. Plus you can't lump it up and throw it at the ceiling.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:17, archived)
# mudbox
it's annoying not being able to just smoosh the right angle and pressure you want exactly, or just jab at it with a toothbrush, but it's getting there.
The less said about ZBrush and its imbred approach to interface and navigation the better in my mind! - although it does have some lovely new features
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:19, archived)
# I might have to give mudbox a try.
ZBrush scared the crap out of me. Way too fiddly an interface.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Cor!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:21, archived)
# Well hello!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:24, archived)
# thats fucking good :)
can i use it pls :D
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Wheeeeeeee!


(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:28, archived)
# he'll be sick in a minute
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:29, archived)
# DID YOU ENJOY THE WOMAN!?!
- Your head reminds me of Hellraisen
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:31, archived)
# That's odd, I thought the same thing.
I thought it was because it just got mentioned in Supernatural :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:54, archived)
# No dice Chicago.



I haven't seen it.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:03, archived)
# LOW POLY, IS IT FOR A GAME, LOL, HAHAHA
can I get you to do all my graphics (for free) ?

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:34, archived)
# i'm making something like that in my garage
but with tits.

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:35, archived)
# just remember, don't add too many tits
or it'll end up like some japanese cartoon

and godzilla will have to come in and fight your monster that inexplicably grows big
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:36, archived)
# *discards excess tittage*
*adds 4 additional clunges*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:43, archived)
# i like this a great deal
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:46, archived)
# That's superb
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Cor!
I saw it, and thought: that's proper Toasty quality, that is! Probably cos it's actually made by HappyToast?
*scrolls down*
Yup. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:52, archived)
# corr! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:05, archived)
# Britney 2015
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Cloudane, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:13, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:07, archived)
# Hahaha
The one on the far right is scarier (and possibly grew up to become Jimmy Carr).
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:10, archived)
# It looks like there just might be a little bit of trouble at the jammy party . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:10, archived)
# The Bishops
in Ireland got the 11 cute ones.
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:11, archived)
# spot the concentration camp resident
(I helped save b3ta! Loz I'm still here., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:23, archived)
# In stores this Christmas -
it's MUSIKITTY!

Just don't ask where the batteries go

Thanks to Monty for the gifage

(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:01, archived)
# when playing on that pussy it's all about the finger technique
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:02, archived)
# Hahaha. Play him off, keyboard kitten!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Ahahahah, nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:05, archived)
# Plus:
FUCK! THOSE WERE SOME HUGE SPARKS. Time to resolder this power plug thing again.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:06, archived)
# If you die can I have your stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:07, archived)
# Sure, but I'll warn you. I've done this lots of times now, and I hardly ever die.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:09, archived)
# I'll just have to hope I'm lucky this time.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:10, archived)
# haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:10, archived)
# *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:10, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:13, archived)

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