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(hamst3rf1sh Purveyor of daftness, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:41, archived)

wut?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:51, archived)

Megalols to be had from the latest QOTW reply

www.b3ta.com/questions/present/

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zoldergoose, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:52, archived)

Just what is it with newbies recently?

They are giving us newbies a bad name :(

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:56, archived)

QOTW has always been awful, unfortunately.

I encourage you to visit the QOTW Fail Archive if you have not already.

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zoldergoose, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:58, archived)

Oh dear Lord.

Please tell me I don't have to read them! The titles say all I ever need to know about some of those threads. The worst thing? I actually have read some of those as evidenced by the occasional link colour change... *gah*

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:10, archived)

fuck!

that post's got more empty space than the inside of madonna's clunge!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:58, archived)

Sounds like his head's full of space too.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:17, archived)

After midnight the demands of the newly resurgent Hashishim terrorists usually became fairly predictable

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:36, archived)

you forgot the shiny things

and pens that do that clicky thing

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:37, archived)

Aiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Ahmed will never go back down the 24 hour now! He is well mashed up!

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:38, archived)

he'll have to

he forgot the skins

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:39, archived)

I've got some,

can I come?

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loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:56, archived)

have you got chocolate?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:59, archived)

Pot Noodles!

I forgot Pot Noodles!

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:01, archived)

chicken and mushroom!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:02, archived)

Get out of my mind!!!!

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:05, archived)

no!

nice soft white bread to dip in the pot noodle....

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:08, archived)

Sorry I have become overly interested in the stiching on this cushion.

Look it's like someone left a message with the stiching...

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:10, archived)

hmm?

sorry, i was trying to lick my elbow

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:12, archived)

Big tub of celebrations, Jaffa's...

And a splendid McVities Christmas Jamaica Ginger Cayke. YUM :D

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loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:14, archived)

i have 2 tubs of celebrations

in my hall cupboard right now

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:17, archived)

Christmas Ginger Cake?

Pray do tell...

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:19, archived)

The raisins are soaked in rum,

making it even more moist...Stunning munch, I've just eaten a whole one :D

*burp*

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loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:39, archived)

Greedy.

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zoldergoose, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:37, archived)

who are we tradin for?

I'm not fuckin going to Tesco at this hour for just anyone...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:39, archived)

The Hashishim terrorists are doomed

any lone cashier met with such demands would on instinct leap the counter, lock the door so they can't flee, and proceed to bash them senseless with a packet of chocolate digestives, surely

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:41, archived)

I hope that cake is halal.

Not all cakes are and I would hate him to be naughty.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:55, archived)

Damn you

Now I want cake.

Fortunately I have the ingredients for kladdkaka in the kitchen, I may go make some now.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:35, archived)

(herman:D, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:32, archived)

ROCK!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:36, archived)

Heavy rock.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:36, archived)

:D a little reminiscent of my Black Hills Domination gif

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LS18, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:40, archived)

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNO BROWN!

despite the fact that the prick still hasn't learned how to spell "darren"

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:29, archived)

derren brun

;)

(JoePesky, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:38, archived)

pfff

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:40, archived)

lad ygaga

(JoePesky, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:26, archived)

that's a mouth designed to eat rotting human corpses

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:30, archived)

I would be afriad to 'poke her face'

Incase I lost a finger/ penis

(JoePesky, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:34, archived)

i would poke her with a shitty stick

just to make sure she was dead

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:35, archived)

I hear shitty stick is what she named her penis

(JoePesky, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:39, archived)

i thought she named it gordon brown

both are fucking useless

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:43, archived)

haha

I see a brown theme evolving here

(JoePesky, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:45, archived)

he is a massive twat

yay, the blues brothers is on!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:47, archived)

haha

was just going to report this! I have the BB2000 but have never bothered with it, not the same without john belushi

(JoePesky, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:51, archived)

i haven't even seen it

i know it will be shit compared to the original

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:54, archived)

haha

thats hilarious you totally excelled with that picture .... or not
before commenting on my "style" and telling me to "suck a dick" try looking at your own pictures

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FIEND, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:33, archived)

Don't fight guys :C

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zoldergoose, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:36, archived)

i wasn't

just repeating what the keyboard warrior said

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FIEND, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:39, archived)

it's difficult to make a picture without looking at it

tosser *ignores* cockfiend

(JoePesky, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:37, archived)

I bet you haven't ignored him.

I bet you're F5ing like a motherfucker to see if he replies.

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zoldergoose, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:38, archived)

tee hee

suck a dick.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:20, archived)

I don't get it

am I lost?

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:40, archived)

I feel that lady gaga looks like marilyn manson

so I put him on her/ his album cover

(JoePesky, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:43, archived)

see if you can spot the skulls

they are there i promise

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FIEND, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:24, archived)

Breast cancer is serious business.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:26, archived)

are there skulls in that photo?

I am too busy looking at tits.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:29, archived)

albinos are not sterile. proof.

other images from albinosaurus' island

previous
previous
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(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:35, archived)

THEY ARE!

you cloned them! i call shenanigans on you!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:36, archived)

Hey Parva

what's that place you like to go to with all the crazy shit on the wall?

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:39, archived)

moe's?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:45, archived)

Albinos aren't sterile.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:43, archived)

have you ever seen albino parents?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:45, archived)

they are sterile, I believe.

just like Tom Hanks.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:48, archived)

if tom hanks isn't sterile

he should be

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:48, archived)

I've never met an albino person, but I think ablinism is a genetic disorder, not a chromosomal one.

And wikipedia says they're fertile.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:48, archived)

there is an albino bloke

that lives near where i grew up. he is sterile.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:49, archived)

how can you say that?

(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:52, archived)

i have to open my mouth to let the words out

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:54, archived)

*badum tsch*

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:01, archived)

...before she can swish the semen around in her mouth

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:24, archived)

mmm

salty

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:29, archived)

Just because he is that doesn't mean all abinoes are.

and there are pictures of albino families online

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:53, archived)

i was clearly wrongly informed

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:54, archived)

THat's just strange

and reminds me of this

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:55, archived)

i saw and i think

sigur ros

(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:59, archived)

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

good call!!! Which song?

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:02, archived)

untitled

i don't know why

(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:14, archived)

Dick heads

I have a genetic disorder and do not plan on passing on my seed for that reason.

Also the future sounds terrible.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:06, archived)

i don't intend to breed

there are enough people doing it already and i like nights out

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:09, archived)

...

Huh.. I thought they were like donkeys...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:52, archived)

Without wikipedia how would I sound authoritive, online?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:53, archived)

books!

lotsa fucking books! You see, the internet is a series of tubes...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:59, archived)

mules

not donkeys

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:54, archived)

is it mules?

I forget which one is the ejaculate bastard of horses and whassumaever...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:56, archived)

yep, it's mules

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:59, archived)

mules

correct

(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:57, archived)

well, i can't be wrong all the time, can i?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:00, archived)

^__^

(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:16, archived)

*glees*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:57, archived)

no lies!

no clones! he was generated in the old fashioned way

(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:43, archived)

Are these people uhh...

auto.. uhh... erotica?

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:44, archived)

with a pencil?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:45, archived)

petroglyph

(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:50, archived)

what have dinosaurs got to do with it?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:56, archived)

just like ica stones

this

(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:02, archived)

nice

and fat!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:04, archived)

*belms*

what the hell is that? Is that real? WTF?!?!?!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:04, archived)

stoneshop

hoaxes, wonderful hoaxes

(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:09, archived)

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Shada, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:37, archived)

\o/

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:37, archived)

I knew it all along . . . the proof is in the putting !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:38, archived)

I really like these

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:39, archived)

You're like the anti-me.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:43, archived)

noooo

it doesn't anti-matter

(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:45, archived)

We can never touch, or else we'll explode.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:46, archived)

annihilation

wow

(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:49, archived)

I quite liked this.

First of the evening.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:44, archived)

(herman:D, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:46, archived)

*prepares for the Tricera bandwagon*

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:54, archived)

Well then

I shan't use one next time I shoot up.

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:55, archived)

Yay! Dinisauruss!

I want to live on the happy albinosaurusses island with the happy albinosaurusses and their baby albinosaurusses.

They all look so happy and lovely and I love them very much.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:04, archived)

...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:12, archived)

Awwwww

*blushes*

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:15, archived)

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:20, archived)

I mades this TOAP tonight :) You can has it first.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:34, archived)

(herman:D, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:25, archived)

Noooooooooooooo!

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:33, archived)

oh noes!!

edit: how rude of me , WOO these are lully

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FIEND, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:31, archived)

I am not liking the looks of this :(

This looks bad for the albino dinysaurusses :(

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:36, archived)

Awww

A touching scene. It feels like it should have a David Attenborough commentary running over it :)

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:06, archived)

Cheesy electro shite

First thing I thought of when I heard the name 'La Roux'.

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d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:24, archived)

du vin, du pan, du spang

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:28, archived)

Mulletproof

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d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:30, archived)

hhahahaha!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:35, archived)

The hair is almost an antimullet. If only I had the photoshop skills to switch it *sighs*.

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d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:37, archived)

you can do anything

with tattyshop

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:45, archived)

*boke*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:46, archived)

I met someone like that

When I was DJing. Their breath made me actually gag, but I couldn't get away coz I was in the little booth. It lingered... LINGERED!!

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d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:46, archived)

I encountered the same thing

though I was not DJ'ing. It was at some random petrol station in New Mexico.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:49, archived)

I didn't want to be rude, though

So I just breathed through my mouth & told him I wasn't taking requests.

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d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:50, archived)

du vin du pain du poo

in that order

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boff FL OZ, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:32, archived)

Wine, bread, poo?

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d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:33, archived)

poo is caused by pain?

i find that pain is caused by poo. maybe i should eat more fibre.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:37, archived)

Brown pain

As in brown bread? Or does brown pain just sound more like poo?

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d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:38, archived)

yes. yes it does.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:47, archived)

Pain Marron.

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d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:48, archived)

do some wine do some bread do a poo

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boff FL OZ, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:43, archived)

What about

Cider and crisps instead?

Wine and bread is a bit too sophis to waste on La Roux

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d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:44, archived)

Ha!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:32, archived)

this is too good

and very much in keeping with christmas

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:33, archived)

*Jingles*

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:34, archived)

*spangles*

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d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:44, archived)

urgh

Imagine going downstairs, dead excited... looking under the tree... and the quiffed boy-girl that is La Roux is there. And she's eaten all the tree decorations/

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d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:35, archived)

noooo!

i've got candy canes and chocolate baubles! she's not having any!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:38, archived)

The Ginger Grinch...

Better eat them before she does!

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d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:41, archived)

i'd successfully forgotten about them

i want to eat them now :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:48, archived)

Foil wrapping on the floor....

Red hairs tangled in the branches...
The lingering whiff of hairspray...

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d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:49, archived)

there's your solution

light a fag a little too close to her head. the hairspray will catch fire and her whole head will go up!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:51, archived)

Like Michael Jackson's?

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d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:52, archived)

exactly!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:53, archived)

Oooh

There's that shit band Towers of London, too. They use a lot of hairspray.

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d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:54, archived)

death by studio line

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:55, archived)

Tresemme + Menthol Super King

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d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:08, archived)

i really like it

so, have a click

(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:36, archived)

HehHehHeh!

Ace!

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:26, archived)

THIS time ba-by I'll beeeeee, CA-meeeeeem-beeeert

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:34, archived)

Chinese Eastwood movies really suck

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LS18, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:21, archived)

YOU BASTARD!

my keyboard is full of milks and other nose things.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:23, archived)

it's clint chan!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:23, archived)

Lacist!

haha

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:24, archived)

Crint!

for a few dorras more

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boff FL OZ, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:26, archived)

hahaha...harro Crint

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:26, archived)

Clint FarEastWood

(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:26, archived)

^_^

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:27, archived)

He might be a bit defensive about that characterization.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:28, archived)

he can blame the makeup dept.

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LS18, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:30, archived)

They must get sick of painting in all those creases and squints.

It likely takes forever to apply makeup into every last one of them.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:34, archived)

especially important in spaghetti westerns . . .

every scene opens with a 15 minute glare at somebody

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LS18, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:36, archived)

That grab is from one of those.

Near the end of a scene in this case, but the whole movie was disjointed anyway.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:40, archived)

all in the name of drama ppffft :)

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LS18, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:44, archived)

Make my bed !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:33, archived)

chop chop!

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LS18, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:42, archived)

Not so much spaghetti westerns

as noodle westerns.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:13, archived)

haha--good one :D

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LS18, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:38, archived)

Christmas is coming!

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..wil, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:14, archived)

FUCK!

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:16, archived)

EPIC

also *clicked*

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Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:16, archived)

only dr. zoidberg has been good

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:17, archived)

woopwoopwoopwoopwoop!

I thought futurama when i saw this too

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:18, archived)

^^ this

I may watch those episodes tomorrow.

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boris the spider, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:19, archived)

best episodes

luck of the fryrish
time keeps on slippin'
bendin' in the wind

in that order.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:20, archived)

What about beast with a billion backs?

ANd what was the one where Bender eludes to Fry's masturbation* throughout the episode?

*May not be correct spelling

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:24, archived)

beast with a billion backs wasn't all that

and i think the one you're referring to was the bigfoot episode

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:28, archived)

thankee

I dunno.. I liked it better than Bender's game.

(

Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:29, archived)

they were both pretty poor

bender's big score was brilliant

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:32, archived)

admit it

the entire series was brilliant.

(

Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:46, archived)

Spanish Fry

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:06, archived)

that's the bunny

couldn't think of the name

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:07, archived)

i always think futurama

because it is awesomeness personified

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:20, archived)

Good point, well made.

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:21, archived)

arf!

where was that again?

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:19, archived)

(herman:D, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:21, archived)

haha Futuramalols

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:21, archived)

(

Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:22, archived)

you want to hold pustulio's little hand, don't you?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:24, archived)

...

yes...

yes I do...

(

Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:28, archived)

WHY IS THERE BACON IN THIS SOAP??

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:29, archived)

I MADE IT MYSELF!!!

(

Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:36, archived)

I LOVEDED YOU, PIGGY, I LOVEDED YOU!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:52, archived)

hmm...

needs more chutney...

(

Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:54, archived)

LET'S MAKE BISCUITS!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:57, archived)

GIRGIRGIRGIR!

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:30, archived)

Haha!

What!?

(

..wil, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:24, archived)

FUCK!

We're gonna need a bigger nuke!!!

*click*

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:25, archived)

arrrrgggghhh

haha *click*

(

FIEND, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:28, archived)

Fear has brought us together. That's the magic of Xmas!

*clicky*

(

wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:10, archived)

more fluff

(

Elvis impersonator, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:51, archived)

thats well random lol

(Nobby Bob Nob is Gilgamesh trolling you from beyond the grave, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:52, archived)

(

Elvis impersonator, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:54, archived)

ANd now you know

that random is the BIGGEST meme here.

(

Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:57, archived)

^this

(

Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:59, archived)

also penis

(

Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:16, archived)

needs

more magenta

(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:24, archived)

not in this instance

he's already a huge CDC.

(

Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:28, archived)

haha

you are 14 years old AICMFP
Welcome.

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:56, archived)

hahahahahaha!

Tickle-me-Gordon!

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:52, archived)

oh good god

(

Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:52, archived)

0_0

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:52, archived)

Oh God

That's horrible and quite cute at the same time

(Hal Baffe, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:53, archived)

arf arf!

edit: somebody please put a monocle on this!

(

Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:53, archived)

O_o

This is initially quite cute, then immediately very disturbing.

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:53, archived)

HAHAHA!

win!

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:53, archived)

Hahahaha!

Edit: HAHAHAhahahHAhahahaha!

(

DogHorse plop, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:53, archived)

disturbing, cute

and a little like a miniature plucked turkey

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:53, archived)

so wrong

but so right, who's hands are they..

(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:54, archived)

Hahahaha

fucking hell

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:54, archived)

you had to look at baby cocks

I do not envy you...

*clicks*

(

Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:54, archived)

Hahahaha!

That is fantastic!

(

boris the spider, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:54, archived)

hahahaha

he loves the tickles *click*

***EDIT** That's some amazing rotascoping skills you have developed care to share in the knowledge?

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:54, archived)

scrotascoping

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:00, archived)

Clicking long, clicking hard!

(

TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:54, archived)

Arf!

And NSFW too :)

FP it anyway!

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:54, archived)

Gadzooks!

HAHAHAHA!

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:55, archived)

hahahahahaAAAAAAARGH!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:56, archived)

why is this not fp'd yet?

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:57, archived)

WAY TO JINX IT

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo

(

Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:00, archived)

fucking jinxer

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:03, archived)

Mods are vampires so they out on the prowl at night time

I thought that was common knowledge you jinxer!! lol

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:16, archived)

I demand a link to the original not-really-NSFW anim!

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:20, archived)

Surprised Kitty!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Bmhjf0rKe8

(gareth.adams, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:14, archived)

Thanks.... I meant the original animation posted here, which had a little willy and everything.

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:24, archived)

I predict

a slightly cleaner version of this would go Global. Clicks.

(

TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:59, archived)

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

My internets went shit and it took ages to load.

I laughed, then it finished loading.

I laughed one hell of a lot more.

*clicks repeatedly*

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:01, archived)

HOLY COCK BUTT!

hahaha

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:01, archived)

cracking stuff

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:02, archived)

you f**kin' genius you

wooooooooo

(

claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:04, archived)

hahahahahaha!

*click

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:04, archived)

good lord

this is the key to the portal of infinite woo

(

zog why change it now?, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:13, archived)

Fucking

Hell!

(

Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:14, archived)

Hahahahaha

Oh fuck

Hahahahaha

(

Monty Propps, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:14, archived)

Is that David Cameron

I can see between his legs?

/utter cock mode off

(

boff FL OZ, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:18, archived)

hahahahahahahahaahhahahaahahahahahah:DDDDDDDDD

clicks clicks clicks:D

(herman:D, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:21, archived)

hahaha excellently done

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:31, archived)

The little freak loves it !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:31, archived)

That's the single funniest thing I've ever seen here.

Have a click.

(Anti Oxen lurks because he has no 'shopping skills., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:35, archived)

is that not a little nsfw?

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:38, archived)

hahahahaha

lol webhands

(

acab, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:53, archived)

Hahahaha!!!

(

Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:05, archived)

yes !

oh good grief yes :D

(

amon - hooray :D, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:13, archived)

Holy shuddering fuck

that's great.

*clix*

(

HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:18, archived)

words fail me

(

thyrf as in turf, but not, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:28, archived)

Jaysus...

I stay away for a few weeks, and come back to this! Absofuckinglootely epic win :D

(

loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:33, archived)

It looks dirty now

Bloody Daily Mail brigade! ;)

(

Monty Propps, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 3:19, archived)

hahahaha!

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 11:43, archived)

I see a nappy has been added...

Probably for the best if it's FP

(

d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:11, archived)

lovely!

mad skills

Click!

(Stringy, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 19:01, archived)

Please. PLEASE. More of this sort of thing.

...like, all the time. Surprised kitten is the best new meme eva! It's the new no-hands!

(

J-Rod chortled as he came, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 19:20, archived)

WOOOOOOOOoooooooooSome!

(batboy ...is it beer o'clock yet??!, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 19:46, archived)

motherfucker!

(

valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 21:32, archived)

Fucking awesome dude :D

Get some !!!!! *has been re-reading Generation KILL*

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 22:29, archived)

haha

(

catweasle neither a cat nor a weasle, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 22:31, archived)

I think you might have just swept in right at the years end

and won 2009

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 23:17, archived)

hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

surprised gordon.

(

tickle I was away, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 23:20, archived)

Woo and indeed yay.

I've been playing Roots Bloody Roots by Sepultura in the background, and I've just noticed that this image is in time with the song :)
much lollage ensued.

(

Noo_Noo Is now 'BeerElf Jnr', I guess :), Wed 2 Dec 2009, 23:56, archived)

now really

this is top notch b3ta

(

Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:54, archived)

Are those

Mandelson's hands?

*click*

(

An Egg ,D, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:25, archived)

hahahaha!!!!

fucking hell that is funny

(

mutated monty, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:09, archived)

Hahahaha!

BRAW!

(

The Duke of Prunes, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:57, archived)

(Nobby Bob Nob is Gilgamesh trolling you from beyond the grave, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:27, archived)

/troll board is over this way >>>>

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:30, archived)

hello stemill

how are you and crack col?

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:31, archived)

I wish he was still about, he really did make me smile

I wonder what him and zammo are up to these days :)

I maintain he was genius
www.aardvarksport.net/chat/viewtopic.php?t=9653

www.caravansitefinder.co.uk/forum/index.php?showtopic=1927&pid=8345&mode=threaded&start=#entry8345
You can't deny that is a boss outfit his mum made him :D

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:35, archived)

It's incredibly boss

But I must protest that pantseatflyer was the epitome of misunderstood genius.

(

Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:43, archived)

Woo pantseatflyer

Strangely good stuff indeed.

b3ta.com/board/6458374

Most of his stuff is kaput now, it seems.

(

DogHorse plop, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:48, archived)

I know!!!

(

Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:53, archived)

I loved pantseatflyer stuff

it was getting weirder each time :D

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:52, archived)

I maintain

that it was someone here with a second account.

(

Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:57, archived)

I always thought that too

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:19, archived)

^ This is madness

Madness, I tell you!

(AMadDayYes, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:44, archived)

Those Aardvark admins have no sense of humour

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:45, archived)

Aaahahahaha

I want to buy "Aaron" a drink.

"Here, Aaron, they didn't have Speckled Hen so I got you an IPA."

"So are you going to get me the drink I asked for are or you just going to prat about? If you're not going to take this SERIOUSLY then I'm afraid I'm going to have to report you to the landlord and get you barred from this establishment. If you don't start treating this seriously I'll not hesitate. You have been warned."

(

boris the spider, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:49, archived)

what does that mean?

(Nobby Bob Nob is Gilgamesh trolling you from beyond the grave, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:32, archived)

it pretty much means you're a cunt

*not my words although they kind of are*

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:34, archived)

and look, your rectum's learned how to post pictures!

you must be so proud.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:32, archived)

Hahahaha!

(

wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:07, archived)

Is this a Committee table

and you're passing a motion?

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:33, archived)

you're not Picnic :(

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:33, archived)

wtf u guys talk in meems

(Nobby Bob Nob is Gilgamesh trolling you from beyond the grave, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:34, archived)

yeh well bare wit me i'm a newfag here

(Nobby Bob Nob is Gilgamesh trolling you from beyond the grave, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:36, archived)

yeh, it mi tayk sum tyme 2 gt uzd 2 stuf on ere bt ull gt D ang of it suun enuf

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:38, archived)

/b/?

(

boris the spider, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:39, archived)

o.k.,...1...2...3!

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:39, archived)

arf!

(

Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:53, archived)

hmmm second account perhaps?

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:39, archived)

Can we have a sweepstake?

I think it's Clansoul.

(AMadDayYes, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:48, archived)

No-one ever thinks it's me :(

(

boris the spider, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:50, archived)

i do

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:59, archived)

You're just saying that to make me feel better

It's very much appreciated, but I can tell

(

boris the spider, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:04, archived)

no no, i suspect everyone!

much safer that way

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:06, archived)

Could be

but now my ego's been even more badly hit

I'm going to go to bed and ~~wank~~ cry now

(

boris the spider, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:10, archived)

crywank

you'll wash yourself clean

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:12, archived)

most probably

how has no flaming day been going? b3ta.com/calendar/event/21415

(

weaver., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:49, archived)

i'm so glad i never signed up for it

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:53, archived)

It helps to speak actual English on here

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:40, archived)

I think you should start with the kitten stuff

and work up towards full on in-your-face irony - yes, I am using real words they are often found secreted within a dictionary.

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:40, archived)

*ahem*

found secreted in
*ahem*

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:41, archived)

yeah I noticed very poor internet connection at the moment

worse than dial-up - TalkTalk is shit!

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:44, archived)

indeed it is

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:47, archived)

Yes, more kittens are in order...

(

TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:43, archived)

sophisticat is quite correct

and looks rather dapper, as usual.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:48, archived)

Quick, tell them you have tits.

(

JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:40, archived)

this might actually help,

I dig retarded chicks

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:42, archived)

me too

my chances of scoring skyrocket

(

boris the spider, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:44, archived)

Keep a steady rhythm on those feet now!

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:42, archived)

I so love this

glad you popped it out for us all to gawk at

(

boff FL OZ, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:08, archived)

Thanks.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:31, archived)

wtf is with this red L

(Nobby Bob Nob is Gilgamesh trolling you from beyond the grave, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:41, archived)

...so....... you didn't read the FAQ...

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:44, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:49, archived)

If you want to get rid of it

You must give the Ginger Führer 1 million clams*

*equivalent to £5

(

Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:48, archived)

The red L means you have the Bad Aids...

...sorry to have to break it to you like this...

(

TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:50, archived)

Its means you need to go to school to learn

(

Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:52, archived)

Such a poor grasp of the English language. Allow me to correct that for you:

"I'm on your desk, emptying my rectum. Laugh out loud."

It is posts like yours that make me really miss Tonay.

(AMadDayYes, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:42, archived)

needs more monocle

(

Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:52, archived)

LOLDESKS?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:43, archived)

(

wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:06, archived)

(

..wil, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:15, archived)

that is an exceptionally manky foot

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:16, archived)

it's making me feel a little queasy

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:17, archived)

and somebody's taught her how to brush her hair!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:16, archived)

needs more her

and less foot

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:18, archived)

still would

even if she does grow infected feet out of her torso.

(

Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:23, archived)

hahahaha

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:24, archived)

It's a shame they didn't take a photo 2 seconds later when she'd wopped her left tit out

(

magnum, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:25, archived)

yes...

all 7 ounces of it...

(

Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:26, archived)

I'll bet they did.

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:30, archived)

there is another photo

less foot more nip

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:40, archived)

Looks more like some water

(

magnum, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:51, archived)

That board gives me wood.

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:43, archived)

That's what she said.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:44, archived)

forget the foot, what the hell is that on the foot's leg?

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:53, archived)

This is a cry for help

how can i capture gif's correctly?

(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:09, archived)

Aww man, you're not picnic

(__, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:10, archived)

Chocolate

It's a little-known secret* that if you bait the trap with chocolate they're more likely to bite.

* If it was a well-known secret it wouldn't be a fucking secret anymore, would it?

(

boris the spider, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:10, archived)

all the fuzzy bits

are the ko'd colors. I wish I knew too, but photoshop doesn't open them like it used to anymore...

(

Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:11, archived)

cheers

ah ok

(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:15, archived)

You can use Import Video to Frames if you have Photoshop Extended

but if it's a gif you have to navigate to the containing folder and start typing the name of the gif only then will it pop up and be selectable - allowing you to import the full gif fully playable.

maybe you already knew this but I threw it in as a general tip for others.

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:17, archived)

I did not, actually.

ANd I have Cs4 extended. Thank you!!! Lubberly as always.

(

Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:22, archived)

Electronically generated hands are desintegrating, as it plays with kitten's roundworm

It shall return to the other world of electronic wonders, where it will spank the Tron guy's arse for a few bucks.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:15, archived)

Contact Force Lightning?

Die, Jedi Kitty!

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:28, archived)

Meh...

Better in my head.

edit: ta muchly

(

Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:06, archived)

wtf is an induan?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:08, archived)

HA HA HA!

damnit!!!!

(

Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:09, archived)

heheh

your ninja skills are no match for me!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:12, archived)

I gots the icon to pruuuuve it

uglyness below. I think I'll stay here, avoiding work per usual.

(

Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:14, archived)

avoiding work is always good

i've successfully avoided it for years ;)

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:15, archived)

I'm just lunch

I shall return soon.

(

Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:24, archived)

okeydoke

have good lunch

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:32, archived)

What Smash said

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:10, archived)

Meh...

I fixeded it...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:11, archived)

I see

:]
Darn ninja

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:14, archived)

waaaa cha!

*ching*

*ching*

(

Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:27, archived)

Drawing while listening to Straylight Run

Huge.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:38, archived)

Awww man, you gotta get ready for picnic. He's on his way to splurt out his internet picture comedy! You just wait and see

(__, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:45, archived)

you are either 12, bumming him

or 12 and bumming him.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:49, archived)

You are like a 6 year old

with a shiny new toy.

(

Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:07, archived)

I'm not too late to see the new Picnic picture am I?

(

JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:47, archived)

EDGE OF MY SEAT, MAN

(__, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:49, archived)

Woo

'ningles stranger. Ignore the two rude cunts above.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:51, archived)

Hello :]

Hahaha, I don't even know what they're talking about. So... x]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:53, archived)

I ran it through google translater and apparantly someone who they want to share the joy of their first homosexial experience with

is going to post some piece of tat that was porbably mentioned on /talk during the evening's daisy chaining.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:55, archived)

Oooooh.

I see. Well. That sounds completely. Not. Exciting.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:57, archived)

OH MAN YOU TOTALLY ZINGED US

(__, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:57, archived)

No sorry.

Could you try that again? I don't speak talkboard.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:59, archived)

awwww man i'm so upset

(__, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:00, archived)

not sorry

One more time? Come on. Use your words.

EDIT: On that note.

*boing*

Time for bed said zebradi.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:01, archived)

nighty night

don't let the /talkers bite ;)

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:08, archived)

and they do, too

they leave scars...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:14, archived)

nnooooooooooo!!!

i've got enough scars already!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:20, archived)

well stop wanking

with razors.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:24, archived)

But that's my only joy in life :(

(

boris the spider, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:26, archived)

where's the fun in that?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:26, archived)

less money spent on Neosporin

means more money for beer and BRAW!

(

Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:33, archived)

ba na na na na na na na na

neo
ba na na na na na na
sporin

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:39, archived)

they flame too, oooooooo

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:26, archived)

that's gay

notthatthere'sanythingwrongwiththat...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:28, archived)

Oh man you totally called us gay.

(

JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:02, archived)

I heard /board was a fun place again.

Seems I was mistaken.

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:17, archived)

Some guy called picnic just asked /talk how to enter the image challenge.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:56, archived)

Ahhhh.

Who left the gate open for them to come over to messageboard though?

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:00, archived)

It's almost as though people can use whatever messageboard they like!

(

JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:03, archived)

OMG

NEVER

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boris the spider, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:03, archived)

Say it ain;t so.

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:20, archived)

I see

Sometimes /talk can be a great place, actually.

(

boris the spider, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:01, archived)

I have no clue what they're talking about either

so instead I'm going to celebrate your drawing with some tracing I did yesterday

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boris the spider, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:57, archived)

Very nice

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:59, archived)

Also very easy

I've realised I can't draw and I've regressed to the level of a five year old with a load of tracing paper. :)

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boris the spider, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:01, archived)

I suddenly realized when I did this one

that I actually can draw! XD
I thought I could only trace

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:03, archived)

You also have a Fratellis lyric as your signature

This is a good thing.

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boris the spider, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:05, archived)

Yay!

:D
right now I can only seem to listen to the Fratellis, Straylight Run, and City and Colour. I need more in that vein.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:08, archived)

I have never heard of two of those bands

It may be three. I don't know if City and Colour is a band, or if City is a band and Colour is another band.

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boris the spider, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:11, archived)

It's two.

Straylight Run
and
City and Colour

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:14, archived)

I shall give them a listen

Even if it does feel weird taking musical advice from someone who is more or less half my age...

Edit: Despite myself, I've enjoyed both of these.

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boris the spider, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:21, archived)

SHe's got great taste

her age belies her musical wisdom. The fatheral unit she was supplied with is well musically versed as well.

KK - do you know of Trespassers WIlliam?

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:23, archived)

She's American but somehow likes (and has even heard of) the Fratellis

which is certainly a good start.

Now to get her onto Idlewild.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPNFApou5_4

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boris the spider, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:25, archived)

Heard of them, but never listened before.

I'm listening now. I like. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:33, archived)

they have an interesting career arc

that's from their first album, back in the days when they were basically punk. over the next few albums they flirted with rem-like folk rock, then with u2-like stadium rock, then more rem, and then told the lead singer to fuck off and record his damned fucking folk albums under his own name so that they could get back to playing rock. he did (and they're superb too, if you like folk), they did.

they're still a great band, but the early stuff has a ramshackle charm about it.

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boris the spider, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:38, archived)

Wait...

What does being American have to do with it? I'm American...

And I like them just fine.

What about these fellows?
vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=457201

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:38, archived)

Didn't know the Fratellis had broken at all in the States

But I've been proven wrong in the past :)

Edit: There's something very early-mid 90s about them. They remind me quiet a bit of the Wannadies, actually.

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boris the spider, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:40, archived)

They are on the same label

as Sufjan Stevens. I cannae get enough.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:56, archived)

well the two of you have managed to get the whole of costello music stuck in my head

and this will stop me getting to sleep, and it's an important day tomorrow too. I HOPE YOU'RE PROUD OF YOURSELVES.

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boris the spider, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:05, archived)

Sorry mate

what's tomorrow? Does the spiny semen of the dark one come???

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:12, archived)

Yeah

I've got a phone interview for a job I really want. After they told me I shouldn't need a phone interview because they already know me.

Actually I'm going to have to go to bed now to make sure I can be up early enough to actually read over what I put in my application to prepare. But rest assured that we shall be back to Pan-shaped apocalyptic normality tomorrow. (And if you missed yesterday's, it's here: www.b3ta.com/board/9816354)

OK, to bed, perchance to dream.

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boris the spider, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:18, archived)

Oooh, thank you

:D

And no. Should I listen?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:31, archived)

Yes you should listen!!!

Very etherial.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:45, archived)

I shall

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:55, archived)

Ohh, hahaha

:D
Straylight only have 2 full albums but I have them both and I can't listen to much else right now. Except City and Colour and the Fratellis. As I said. x]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:34, archived)

I preferred the Straylight to the City and Colour

but I think I'll acquire both of them. Thanks for the links :)

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boris the spider, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:36, archived)

Yeah Straylight it amazing.

Their two albums are Straylight Run and The Needles The Space. Both are equally good.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:39, archived)

My Fratellis Video

was banned by Warners a couple of weeks ago in a copyright claim, which was interesting as Warners don't own them. I got it back by contacting the Fratellis direct. But WMG then banned my Take it Easy vid, which they had already had muted 6 months ago. I had only left it there for the comments. They are so grown up.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:27, archived)

Record companies are pricks

I'm going to learn how to do it myself and set up my own label. Doubtless I shall become a prick but hopefully I'll also get rich in the process.

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boris the spider, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:29, archived)

As long as you

take my back catalogue and make me rich...

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:34, archived)

Ah but if I'm starting a record label

then I get the right to sit there and poo-poo other people's music and laugh and snort coke and steal their ideas.

What a job. WHAT a job.

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boris the spider, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:39, archived)

Actually i think the job now

is to churn out plastic Barbie/Ken bands doing covers or get someone to talk, sorry rap, over music from 30 years ago then whine that people are killing music by file sharing it.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:45, archived)

Well, I can do all of that, too

That's *easy*.

In all seriousness it can't be hard to start a record label. I mean, Forward, Russia (no, sorry, upside-down exclamation mark Forward, Russia!) did it and they were an inbred pack of fucking retarded chumps who wrote really, really rubbish music.

You're not in Forward, Russia, are you? I don't think I'll be able to release your music if you are.

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boris the spider, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:52, archived)

I'm not with any label, and never was

it was only ever a hobby and a bit of pin money; I did some session singing but really i was only ever resteraunt/hotel lobby class. I've retired now but still have a load of old demos*

*on 78s

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:57, archived)

Get those demos onto a computer

and start flogging them through iTunes. Unless Apple have stopped us being able to sell stuff through iTunes, in which case let's set up a small record label and register to flog them through iTunes.

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boris the spider, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:59, archived)

Ha! I mave made some of my vids to them

But only covers, and they have all bindun, and far better. I will make my fortune elsewhere, methinks.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:04, archived)

Vids, eh?

I believe* if you've got a record label, you can charge YouTube for video showings.

1) Upload vids
2) Set browser to watch videos a million times
3) Profit

* This may not be true but it'd be nice if it was.

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boris the spider, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:06, archived)

Ha! foiled again

I have 80 vids posted, not all mine, and I'm at just under 2 million views, for the lot. At a tenth of a penny per view, we will be poor a looooong time.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:13, archived)

That's still two grand

Minus the record company's cut, you might see a few hundred bob. Better than a smack in the mouth on a dark night, eh?

(

boris the spider, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 22:16, archived)

I had that happen to me

over Holiday Inn Cambodia for the Dead Kennedys.

Strangely enough though, Belle and Sebastian hasn't banned the vid I made for them...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:47, archived)

Yeah but Belle and Sebastian are brilliant people

Allegedly. (A friend of a friend knows Chris Geddes and says that *he's* a good guy, anyway. So, by extension...)

Plus, I sound like Stuart Murdoch when I sing. So they must be great people.

(

boris the spider, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:53, archived)

(

Microwave, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:07, archived)

FANART

GJM

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:08, archived)

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:09, archived)

Is that stippled?

It am lubberly.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:13, archived)

It is

Thank you :D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:15, archived)

you're half chin and giant chin

(

Shada, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:14, archived)

Bloody workies...

Apologies.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:22, archived)

Is she radio controller? She appears to have an arial coming out of her arse!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:26, archived)

It does look like an aerial doesn't it?

But, it is in fact one of the workies tools.

(

Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:33, archived)

It's very functional

If she were to stand she could get full time employment as a towel rail.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:36, archived)

tis a shoe heel

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:46, archived)

Oh you're just no fun anymore!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:50, archived)

i'm tired and sore

my sense of humour has taken a beating today :(

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:55, archived)

Yeah I know the feeling.

14 hour shift after 2 hours sleep.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:01, archived)

You've got to watch those 'women' with 'aerials'

You could end up trans-smitten.

(Cloudane, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:10, archived)

bindun pffft!

TJ: anyone seen page 43 of evening standard? I'm pretty sure the jedward/gordon brown and alistair darling mash up was a b3tard. Was it? no credit was given to anyone in the article.

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:26, archived)

Wouldn't be surprised.

You got a scanner?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:28, archived)

Ya I'd like to see it.

*is intrigued*

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:29, archived)

What standard are they nowadays anyway?

Cunts.

(

Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:32, archived)

they should write about undersea transport

completely substandard

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:33, archived)

is it this one?

www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23773594-tories-make-jedward-jibe-at-brown-and-darling.do

(

boris the spider, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:59, archived)

no... where you wheelie bin?

Howdy peeps, I bought me a house, getting me some keys tomorrow!
Yay i'm offically poor! woo!
Cya later people!

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:26, archived)

YaY for you SkUG . . . hurry back !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:34, archived)

I'm sure we can have a whip round and buy you a bag of chips ;)

Well done.

(

Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:35, archived)

HEY SCREW YOU!

oh wait.. this isn't /talk... I am so glad for you, SKuG! I saw a dinosaur statue thingy in New Mexico this weekend that made me think of you!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:41, archived)

me 2 :D

(herman:D, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:29, archived)

Well done . . . that !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:35, archived)

I'M NOT DEAD! IN YOUR FACE CHUNDER!

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:37, archived)

what a beauty!

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:13, archived)

Its like

the mug shots the rozzers have of me

(

Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:14, archived)

The's 80's called

They want their lingo back. :P

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:15, archived)

I thought he was doing a James May impression.

(

2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:19, archived)

Scarface II

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:16, archived)

*glees*

Is this for anything in particular?

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:16, archived)

follow up to the Male monster head pack I made for Halloween

for the Moviestorm thing I do

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:17, archived)

don't call my dad a monster!

very woo as usual

(

inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:21, archived)

It's lully

The lovechild of Frankenstien and Lurch:D

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:24, archived)

Some assembly required . . .

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:16, archived)

is that zbrush or mudbox?

I could never get the hang of "clay" modelling without the tactile feedback. Plus you can't lump it up and throw it at the ceiling.

(

Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:17, archived)

mudbox

it's annoying not being able to just smoosh the right angle and pressure you want exactly, or just jab at it with a toothbrush, but it's getting there.
The less said about ZBrush and its imbred approach to interface and navigation the better in my mind! - although it does have some lovely new features

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:19, archived)

I might have to give mudbox a try.

ZBrush scared the crap out of me. Way too fiddly an interface.

(

Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:28, archived)

Cor!

(

Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:21, archived)

Well hello!

(

DogHorse plop, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:24, archived)

thats fucking good :)

can i use it pls :D

(herman:D, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:28, archived)

Wheeeeeeee!

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:28, archived)

he'll be sick in a minute

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:29, archived)

DID YOU ENJOY THE WOMAN!?!

- Your head reminds me of Hellraisen

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:31, archived)

That's odd, I thought the same thing.

I thought it was because it just got mentioned in Supernatural :)

(

ClanSoul, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:54, archived)

No dice Chicago.

I haven't seen it.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:03, archived)

LOW POLY, IS IT FOR A GAME, LOL, HAHAHA

can I get you to do all my graphics (for free) ?

:)

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:34, archived)

i'm making something like that in my garage

but with tits.

WOO!

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:35, archived)

just remember, don't add too many tits

or it'll end up like some japanese cartoon

and godzilla will have to come in and fight your monster that inexplicably grows big

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:36, archived)

*discards excess tittage*

*adds 4 additional clunges*

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:43, archived)

i like this a great deal

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:46, archived)

That's superb

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:50, archived)

Cor!

I saw it, and thought: that's proper Toasty quality, that is! Probably cos it's actually made by HappyToast?
*scrolls down*
Yup. :-)

(

Bee Nice |-|, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:52, archived)

corr! :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:05, archived)

Britney 2015

(Cloudane, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:13, archived)

...

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:07, archived)

Hahaha

The one on the far right is scarier (and possibly grew up to become Jimmy Carr).

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:10, archived)

It looks like there just might be a little bit of trouble at the jammy party . . .

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:10, archived)

The Bishops

in Ireland got the 11 cute ones.

(

The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:11, archived)

spot the concentration camp resident

(

Loz I'm still here., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:23, archived)

In stores this Christmas -

it's MUSIKITTY!

Just don't ask where the batteries go

Thanks to Monty for the gifage

(

Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:01, archived)

when playing on that pussy it's all about the finger technique

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:02, archived)

Hahaha. Play him off, keyboard kitten!

(

2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:04, archived)

Ahahahah, nice.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:05, archived)

Plus:

FUCK! THOSE WERE SOME HUGE SPARKS. Time to resolder this power plug thing again.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:06, archived)

If you die can I have your stuff?

(

2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:07, archived)

Sure, but I'll warn you. I've done this lots of times now, and I hardly ever die.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:09, archived)

I'll just have to hope I'm lucky this time.

(

2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:10, archived)

haha

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:10, archived)

*glees*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:10, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:13, archived)

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